00:06this little girl is lucky her teacher was nearby she started choking on a strawberry
00:13oh that's why i won't eat them and thankfully her video shows school staff members frantic
00:20trying to help a choking child the north kansas city schools district released this video of the
00:27frightening incident they say little eleanor had a piece of strawberry lodged in her throat
00:33one teacher called out to another and kathy campbell came to help thank god this one was
00:39she asked others because everyone else was crying they're too busy hugging each other i know stop
00:44while it only took seconds for eleanor to cough up the food these teachers say it felt like hours
00:50no one was more grateful than the child's mother i was just bawling
00:57you know i've i've lost a child before so to think about the potential of losing another one
01:01was horrifying eleanor was taken to a hospital but returned to school thankful for the staff
01:07who came together to save her life dave did you choke on a strawberry i did he did in the
01:13studio
01:14yeah and did you talk saved you he didn't save me he made it worse no i saved him no
01:19he didn't
01:19he just tried to anally penetrate while i was i gave you the hind lick no you did not you
01:26made me choke
01:27more no because i panicked that you were going to touch me with your is he alive lease is he
01:32still
01:33here not because of you not because it worked whatever i did you took advantage of my panic
01:39situation to be sexually suggestive i got around behind you and you are alive today that's what the
01:46heimlich is no the heimlich is not place your penis on a man's back and gyrate that's not the
01:52heimlich he's alive today because of me i am not he had nothing to do with it he made it
01:59so panicked
01:59that you wouldn't let him save you no he made it worse he was thrusting into me terrified he was
02:06terrified oh it's the worst joke on something he coughed it right up and he lived can you choke on
02:12something no i want to see that oh my god it was one in a one in a million that's
02:18when we instituted
02:19the chuck can never save dave initiative yeah he's no longer allowed to try to help he saved you it
02:26sounds like my my eyes lit up my eyes lit up like christmas morning i didn't do anything but just
02:33sat
02:33there and laugh oh yeah lisa would die lisa laughed chuck thrusted and i thankfully was able to
02:39i would be hugging each other and like the people in that video yeah exactly oh god felt like hours
02:45what a moment you know gyrating on dave's back really he was trying to fight for for his back
02:51angle you know but i was moving pretty quick i love in my mind though that you saved him i
02:56did
02:56save him in my mind i did too wrong yep the track pants avenger over there did nothing except make
03:02it
03:02worse sounds like he saved you yeah it does doesn't it from an outsider looking in chuck saved
03:09you yeah well that's because that's what he told you and it was a lie i've saved him twice that
03:13is
03:13bullcrap i've saved him twice i saved him with the strawberry and i saved him when he was stuck in
03:18his
03:18desk oh the desk yep you did not i left me there you took pictures of me i did at
03:24first and then i pulled
03:26out that one drawer and that set you free i did take some photos of it and we did me
03:35and lisa talked
03:35about it for a little bit and then i set you free lisa was just like this this is all
03:41i do sit there
03:42and laugh yep i could not save my life it has never saved my life i took there was a
03:48sliding thing i
03:49removed it and it set dave free i could have left him there as someone is choking to death to
03:54try and
03:55take that moment i got around behind comedy is wild it's a wild choice i don't even think we were
04:00on the air at the time it was during commercial break it was purely purely to make you laugh you
04:06thrust upon me yeah which literally killed me lisa was dying dave you ran i did it was like
04:18it's my moment it's my time to shine
04:23so how did it come out i spit it out but nothing to do with him he shook it out
04:28of you he did not
04:29he made it go down further and i was i got him so worked up i got him so worked
04:35up that it flew out
04:36of his mouth so truthfully it was me that saved him if i would have just sat there and laughed
04:44adam and pointed right i know he would have died like me oh but no i'm not saying you like
04:48you you
04:49you know you're only going to react to what i would have just copped it out
04:55you don't know that i do know that i don't know i want to present you with a plaque exactly
05:01lisa knows she saw it she knows i was a hero here's your plaque for being a gay pervert
05:07congratulations he's got 10 of those added to the collection i was a hero that day you were not
05:14a hero and i was also a hero i was a hero the day that i saved you from your
05:19desk you were a partially
05:21aroused chubby man who tried to thrust upon me and i have watched you choke on granola and i've said
05:27do you want me to save you do you need me to say it's always no it's always no he
05:33begs me sometimes
05:34you'd rather die yes he's not saving me he's sexually assaulting me he saved you twice i saved
05:42him twice would you rather uh chuck or court save you oh just let me go just let me go
05:50mouth to
05:51mouth yeah court courts he's more advanced chuck will be in the back courts in the front hey he's got
05:59court court's got a firm hand yeah so he can pet it out you know you've had it on your
06:03hand yeah
06:04he slept my ass yeah he doesn't experience my hand no that's true i'm coming no nope nope nope
06:11yep no court knew court saw court was in here when he was doing out spankings if you watch that
06:18back
06:18you see the fear in court oh yeah yeah he knew never mind it's too far yeah yeah yeah i
06:25uh let i you
06:27know being a hero that day i let all of those fears that dave might strike me i put them
06:33all to the
06:33sometimes it's worth being hit not all heroes wear capes exactly they wear track pants exactly he's not
06:41a hero dave's alive today because of her that wears track he's your likes to rub up upon people
06:48i in their time of need i am basically their time of need kevin costner and you are whitney houston
06:57this is not the bodyguard i am your bodyguard
07:03yep lisa saw it all and she was there and she remembers exactly how it went on the record
07:08i say on the record never helped me and now you don't eat in front of you don't eat in
07:14the studio
07:15well for that reason right it's had to stop he humped me okay well that's why i will not eat
07:21around
07:22that is an official that is the hind lick maneuver find lick the hind lick maneuver and i i it's
07:32a it's
07:32more of like a pulsating you know that's how you do it yeah like and i did i tried got
07:39my tried to get
07:40my arms around him he was really he's really squirming oh he did he squirmed a lot he was really
07:45squirming when he tried on jason he's not if he ever gets sick i don't just do it let me
07:51joke
07:55oh my god careful court could come running yeah no that'll be a real hind lick yeah
08:02yeah that was amazing i'm glad that lisa was there to see it
08:06and remembers it and i remember it as you saved it yep which is such a lie yep she was
08:12like wow
08:13that guy is something he is a hero
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