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00:08all right uh the last thing you would expect when you're out grocery shopping
00:16is to be teabagged i mean how does that happen it's almost so incredible
00:23that i i really if this man was caught i i almost it's too bad
00:29i really what you think the teabagger should have got away with it it's like almost somebody
00:34depending on how like why he's decided to do it is he a vigilante in some kind of way all
00:42right i
00:42challenge you to teabag me while i'm grocery shopping bend down to get something actually
00:46you wouldn't even have to bend down i just have to kind of it's hard to teabag somebody right
00:54so it's incredible that this person is for teabag and you're putting it on my face
00:59yep i would say i'd say head yeah i want to see him in action to be completely do you
01:05have video
01:05of this guy's teabag absolutely right here oh all right let's see okay i challenge you
01:11challenge me to what a teabag off a teabag off not you personally jesus it was just for the
01:19the people the people out there teabag off there you go listeners jason challenges you to teabag him
01:25take a look see him out and about while i'm grocery shopping and you get a picture you will not
01:30get me
01:31yeah you won't i welcome that's all he'll need that swimming lessons now yeah for guys to be
01:39trying to teabag wherever he is people will be trying come on out of the pool as soon as his
01:43hands
01:44around the things and he pulls himself up balls on your bald head right there it is balls to bald
01:50yep uh anyway here's the story without jason's challenge from ktla take a look in santa clarita
01:56sheriff's uh deputies have caught the suspect accused of groping a woman inside a whole
02:01right out they haven't done a great job this happened back in march the suspect approaching
02:06the victim while she was shopping exposed himself and inappropriately touched her before running off
02:12security cameras though captured the incident on video and detectives say tips from the community
02:17were key to tracking this guy down investigators have not released the suspect's name but they say
02:23they are not aware of any other related incidents in the santa clarita area how does she not know
02:29balls were right behind her near her head i would think i might it would your ball radar is off
02:35when
02:35you're looking for the coffee you want your ball radar is off since there's balls right there behind
02:41my head you guys have never noticed how would i he was there for a while like longer than i
02:47would
02:47have thought i don't think you yeah that's the thing about he got close you can't allow someone to get
02:53that close to you doesn't she see him out of her no she's vision she's on her phone when she's
02:59looking up but you can feel him yeah you can feel or see his hand oh my god it's so
03:06wild it's wild
03:08his balls what is she looking for i don't like it she's looking up and then he quickly backs up
03:13as
03:13if it was just like his arm or something yeah like oh sorry about that i'm trying to get a
03:17product
03:18no one should ever get that close to you at the store no one should be within teabag distance well
03:24even if i had to and it happens every single time i want anything you get to um no there's
03:30always
03:30someone right there oh i know and i'm like okay well uh i guess i'm but i would never just
03:37like
03:37get up into their personal space and go and grab it for something i'll just kind of wait chill for
03:43a
03:43minute yeah you know it always takes them an extra time beat of time because they realize that you
03:48need to be there i just move it old bitch yeah and then get my stuff yeah that's smart you
03:54could
03:54handle it that way i guess move it old bitch don't make me put my balls on your head you
04:00bitch you want to get teabag bitch then move the dave way yeah you hey stupid bitch oh my god
04:12yeah they did a horrible job pixelating his balls there's his balls right there i mean it is his balls
04:18are right there because i there was another report on this and they pixelated like you could you
04:23couldn't see anything that was going on they literally were just like just pixelate his balls
04:28a bit give it the most minor ball pixelation would you be upset if that was all of his stuff
04:34oh for him i guess but i guess i don't feel bad i think it's all of his stuff to
04:39be totally honest
04:40yeah i thought he was holding his wiener up with his hand i think he's holding his shirt up he
04:46looks
04:47smells oh man oh you should be able to smell his balls yeah this is the thing this is the
04:51only way
04:52he's getting any action he's got to trick somebody and put his balls on them i mean like that he
04:59is
05:00no one is going to touch his balls at all no way but they caught him so he just hangs
05:07around whole
05:08foods and brings his balls out when he can yeah that's what i think he does ground whole balls yep
05:13lower shelf listen i like my balls being touched yeah that's how long do i have to how long do
05:19i
05:19have to wait though dave realistically you know whole foods wandering up and down the aisles for
05:24someone to be so you know down because right how often you go down right crouch down for a while
05:32then you also like you're looking on your phone it's like a crime of opportunity really yeah like
05:37he must have seen her there or he roams the aisles looking for this kind of thing that's it because
05:42normally you bend down just to get something for a second and you're up again you're not crouched down
05:46for a while researching something i'm not getting in the catcher stance i mean like come on no and i
05:53guess that's a good thing just for anyone don't don't linger down low or you can be aware of your
05:58surroundings news balls and honestly if you're in a grocery store and you see a man in a levi's
06:05button up keep your eye on him he doesn't have a basket or anything keep your eye on him okay
06:13and if you see jason out and about the challenge has been issued yeah teabag him there is no way
06:20you'd be aware that he would yeah i'm gonna go crouch on purpose for an extended period of time on
06:26the
06:27lower shelf so sore you're gonna come in here and you're not gonna be able to walk right because you're
06:31crouching down at the grocery store all day i just could you even imagine that he is in here in
06:42the
06:42morning and he's getting ready for something like he's reaching down he's got to pull out these like
06:48computer drives or whatever and you just he's forgotten all about it he would be easy to get
06:53actually and you teabagged him because you think you put your hoodie on yeah and you get into a zone
06:59in the morning early and you're on the computer i don't know you might not be able to see you
07:07are
07:07i'm scared that nobody's teabagging me oh my god i'm almost guaranteed that's a guarantee it's gonna
07:13happen we can't do it if you was gonna do it withdraw your balls you know me dave
07:22i'm telling you right now i'm gonna get us dave i got an idea yes i'm gonna get us a
07:27couple sets
07:28of fake balls fake balls and all we have to do is hold them close and then because they're not
07:36our
07:37real balls you can rip but if we can teabag him you've been teabagged yeah i love this idea you
07:43will
07:43not get your balls on my head yes i will i've issued the challenge to everyone that's so bad because
07:48you are gonna have nuts on your head now you are gonna have a listener's nuts wait there's no way
07:53wait until he's at some some event you will have listeners will take this as a challenge it's just
07:59for today oh no this isn't for the rest of my life yes it is i got so much to
08:09do i can't be thinking
08:10about this forever wait till he's at soccer you'll be at a dumb soccer game one time one of his
08:16kids
08:17are gonna sign up for it he's gonna want to be dead don't do it at the soccer game oh
08:22yeah not
08:22when kids are around you'll get charged oh my gosh you'll get charged with fake nuts and then it's you
08:27and now it's this yeah right on his head i think you're just making a little joke and then it's
08:35real
08:35now there's balls on my head even imagine getting sent a documented picture of jason looking up
08:45towards his forehead and a set of nuts on it oh my god oh my god no way it's gonna
08:52happen
08:53it won't it's gonna happen just be ready look out of the ice cream parlor wherever i don't know what
08:58you do if someone has teabagged you though like that like i mean i i don't know challenge accepted
09:04they're all flying in i'm coming for you jason shouldn't have said it you know how many like
09:11professional teabaggers there are out there do you know how much people love to do that just in video
09:16games to people it's gonna be nuts oh my god if i'm really sitting in the store and i just
09:22i see a guy flying up there he is
09:26oh man i'm gonna be running through parking lots oh my god you're gonna make the news for sure
09:34think about this i'm playing basketball against him i have athletic talent oh my god he's bending
09:40down rubbing out some guy's cramp he's trying to he's trying to defend i have like a guy who can
09:46jump right over him just right at the last second pull him out and right off the forehead
09:54good defense did challenge except i mean it's multiple people texting somebody oh you'll be fine
10:02and it's not and the police will be like why did you assault that person well i thought they were
10:07going to teabag oh wow yeah i thought i got a challenge i got a target on my back no
10:13you can't
10:14pre-assault someone you can only assault after the teabagging has happened which is that's no way to
10:21live either the jason teabag challenge is now in effect all right well let's set some ground rules
10:27no no you can't teabag me if i'm with the kids okay all right all right well that's that's on
10:33to the
10:34a teabagger if it's never gonna let the kids out of the site now no i know they're always with
10:39me
10:39take it back i would it just i think i should withdraw my challenge you should no it's too late
10:45i i wouldn't i don't think they would care anyway someone said this version of the running man remake
10:49is way better than that you have 24 hours yeah to be teabagged the clock starts now yeah
10:57someone said i can't believe i'm gonna drive from central wisconsin to michigan just to teabag
11:01oh my god road trip oh my god people coming over the border what's your reason for entry
11:08i'm on a teabag mission i'm trying to teabag a man this is like his like
11:12purge you know what i mean it's like that 24 hours and anything can happen he's got to get to
11:18a safe
11:18room and fast i have a new car too what i have a new car you do yep you got
11:25rid of the subaru
11:26yep what no you didn't he's lying it's a black durango he's lying he didn't really
11:34i'm like wow that would have been so close to play along no no no these guys got so excited
11:39that you got rid of the subaru i know he's not he's still driving that old lesbian wagon
11:45i would miss a subaru jokes if he got rid of it oh yeah oh wow i send him a
11:50subaru joke once a
11:51week he does i know you really don't like you've sent me this one eight times i know but i
11:55just
11:55i still find it funny it's usually on a day where i've given him a little bit of sass here
12:03yeah and then he hits me with a super boom bitch yeah i mean it's tough that's a tough
12:07all right so first person to teabag jason will win an unspecified prize right i mean wait you're
12:12giving prizes now you're up in the stakes i know the prize you have a room full oh my god
12:19oh my god an auto blow oh my god it's valued at thousands of dollars the world's best
12:25ejaculation machine wait a second can you teabag jason and win an auto blow oh lisa brilliant
12:32brilliant you said i should withdraw my jails and now you're rewarding the teabaggers
12:40it's the perfect gift for this winner lisa's like jekyll and high you never know
12:44i just i can't stick with one thing you know what they should get the jack off machine
12:49you've got a room of jack off machines give them one if they could teabag his head don't do it
12:55jason
12:56that would be silly withdraw it withdraw your plan i thought of the best prize
13:01yeah it is it's crazy it's two different people in here it's scary please withdraw i don't want to
13:08see this happen to you because if they do they win an auto blow courtesy of dave
13:16she does go back and forth it is oh my god why would you even think of that oh my
13:21god not in front
13:21of your kids not in front of your kids but there are other times when you could get him
13:31you would be easy to get in here you'd put your hood up and we'd get our nuts right on
13:35you
13:35i'm even giving lisa a set of nuts now i'm not doing it you'd never expect her no no no
13:42no i would
13:43not i don't want to be in trouble set of nuts right on a stick there's no one here to
13:48someone
13:49i'll get in trouble report and for everyone that teabags him we will donate five dollars to sick
13:55puppies oh wow yes we're gonna help animals oh we're gonna help animals you're gonna get an auto blow
14:05and jason has nuts on it there you go you imagine he's in the sun and he just has his
14:12eyes closed for
14:13a minute and then even on his hand he just felt a set of nuts oh this is unfair i'm
14:19a lady can i v bag
14:20him i mean if you if you if you manage to v bag me i'll buy you an auto blow
14:28that's a katy perry
14:30katy perry the old katy perry now that just sounds pervy ladies i challenge you to v bag me
14:37i challenge you no you're not gonna like who decides to do it no if you're like 60 years old
14:44then oh god no it v bag me first person to successfully t bag him wins a several thousand
14:50dollar valued auto blow within 24 hours not no 24 hour this is not for the rest of my life
14:56i can't go around looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life crazy that was just a stupid
15:04joke i mean i don't know oh i can't even don't anywhere don't drive from wisconsin yeah someone's
15:11driving from florida yeah every wisconsin license you know how many guys want that auto a cheese head
15:18comes at you look at all my god see that wisconsin license plate someone said he'd be holding his
15:22kids as human shields yeah exactly oh if i have the kids you can't t bag yeah how do i
15:27know this is
15:28the thing about t bagging i mean all laws apply you know so you do have to think about that
15:35all laws
15:36apply i mean if you do something indecent right yeah it is there's no we're not playing for your
15:44no that's how everything's on you it's all your lawyer this is extremely illegal will i press charges
15:50i don't know that's it you can't issue a challenge and then press charges i think you can yeah this
15:57he can listen puss you can't back out now puss and boom no he just said it's listen i don't
16:03you've made it into a whole life a whole life for the rest of your life you have to worry
16:09about this
16:10and someone's gonna get me when i'm dead they're gonna come to my viewing and they're gonna teabag me
16:16write that down make sure they don't somebody you know like let somebody know yeah exactly don't
16:23let anyone teabag me when i die yes you gotta put that in your will it is yes it should
16:28be in all
16:28of our will jesse has heard crazier things could you imagine though he's finally lost his mind and
16:35no one else is in the room you know he's just in there you open it up real quick get
16:42him did the
16:43picture get him and then we gotta find an auto blow in like the year i don't know whatever that
16:48oh that'll be kicked up a notch by then oh that's right my eyes just for one second to say
16:52touche
16:55anyway good luck out and about you see jason you know what to do challenge has been issued
17:00yep
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