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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the five-hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:07You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin spice, Halloween.
00:09Cranberry lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread sap, Christmas.
00:13Are you a wizard?
00:22All righty, here's something I had never heard of anyway until today.
00:28HubSuns.
00:30Where my brain went, I don't like it, but I have possibly watched too much stuff.
00:38It's not like Oedipus.
00:40Oh, hell.
00:41It's a stay-at-home son.
00:44They grocery shop, they cook, they clean.
00:47Imagine that.
00:48They fix things around the house.
00:49Could you imagine that?
00:50Because that's not what you normally get.
00:52They'll stay.
00:53They'll stay.
00:53Oh, they will stay.
00:54But they're not fixing anything.
00:56They're not doing the pool.
00:58They live with their parents forever.
01:01Yes, they do.
01:02They never leave.
01:03Lake Parkhurst, one of the guys that you can check out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:07He is living the dream.
01:08He's 34.
01:09He is living jobless and rent-free at his mother's house.
01:14Oh, God, Dave, be careful.
01:17Be careful, Dave.
01:18But it's not a totally free ride.
01:20It comes with the homemaking duties of basically a stay-at-home wife.
01:24Rather than loafing about all day, eating bonbons, and scrolling through social media while his mom works, he's taking care of business around the house.
01:35He says he's a stay-at-home son.
01:37No girlfriend or wife or anything.
01:40No chance.
01:42He doesn't care.
01:43He cooks steak for dinner.
01:44He cleans the pool.
01:45He fixes things around the house.
01:47He's an unpaid worker, but it's a position that's rising in popularity among Gen Z and Gen Y2K guys called TradSon by some or HubSon by others.
02:02TradSons like Luke, who was a former door-to-door salesman, who ditched the $170,000-a-year job he had and moved back into his mom's place this summer.
02:17That's a bold-faced lie.
02:19He's not leeching off his parents.
02:23Instead, he earns his keep doing housework running errands in order to maintain his status there.
02:29I'd rather be a door-to-door salesman than clean up my parents' house.
02:35Live with your parents and clean up after them and cook for them.
02:39I'd rather knock on doors high and get shot at and be told to F off and get the hell out of here.
02:47I'd rather that than I am stuck in a home with my parents and I am cleaning up.
02:55I'd rather do repos.
02:56I'd rather take people's cars back from them.
03:02I'll gladly cook a dinner for my family or do something, but I will not work and live there and just do everything for them unless they were incapacitated.
03:14Yeah, which you end up doing that anyway for them later in life, but it's usually not when you're younger.
03:20Not when you're in your early 30s.
03:21Well, the trad wife, the payoff is that you're in this relationship, like a sexual relationship.
03:29You know what I'm like?
03:30It's your wife, right?
03:31Yes.
03:31You're doing it for your partner.
03:33Yeah.
03:34The trad wife stuff is kind of, it's just like a throwback thing.
03:37Yeah.
03:37The trad son movement, they say, can enhance the family dynamic, offering young men the emotional support they need and giving their parents help around the house.
03:48I don't need my mom to tell me like I'm doing a good job.
03:53What to do.
03:53I think you do, man.
03:54Very Norman Bates.
03:55I really don't.
03:56They did it enough when I was young.
03:58They pumped me up, so that's why I am the way I am.
04:01I'm a mess.
04:02They pumped me up too much.
04:04Patty, that's his mom's name, says that footing the bill for herself and Luke is one of her favorite pastimes.
04:10Oh, see?
04:11She works in real estate and as a flight attendant, so she has two jobs.
04:14She needs two jobs.
04:15She needs them.
04:16This guy.
04:16To support her grown son.
04:17We got to save Luke.
04:19We got to save Patty.
04:21Who do you think is the problem?
04:23She loves them.
04:24Luke looks pretty happy.
04:25Luke is happy.
04:26Luke's loving life.
04:28He doesn't need saved.
04:29He gave up his job to do this.
04:31You don't think it's Patty?
04:34You don't think it's a mom who wants his son?
04:36Yes, that's 100% what it is.
04:39I mean, he's fine with it too, but these are one of these moms that can't let their child go.
04:46It happens all the time.
04:48That's what I'm saying.
04:48They can't look at this.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:50If my mom's legs are on my crotch, you can't be saying, get me the hell out.
04:58This is a mom who's in love with her son.
05:03Ew.
05:03Oh, that is so weird.
05:05Luke is sewing her socks or something?
05:08He's knitting.
05:09He's knitting something.
05:10I think he's knitting while his mom reads.
05:12Do you think he gives her foot rubs?
05:15Save Luke.
05:16Why are her feet on his lap?
05:17Petty wants it.
05:20I think this is...
05:21Listen, you only get a son like this if you allow it to happen.
05:25Yeah.
05:26And that is 100% true.
05:27My dad would always...
05:28Boy, get the hell out of here.
05:32Because I stayed way too long.
05:35With my parents.
05:36Way too long.
05:37Does it mention if dad's in the picture?
05:39It doesn't mention if dad's in the picture.
05:40Oh, I'm sure dad's not in the picture.
05:41There's no dad.
05:42That dad said, get me the hell out of here.
05:44Or he died.
05:46Or is that him?
05:47Who's that?
05:48No, that's another guy.
05:49And he does it for his dad.
05:51He chauffeurs his dad around on a regular basis.
05:55That Mark Ruffalo-looking guy could do well out there.
05:57Exactly.
05:58Imagine driving your dad around, Chuck.
06:00You're his driver.
06:02Keep going.
06:04Well, hold on.
06:05I want to...
06:05I'd like to...
06:07I want to go to the Home Depot.
06:10Take me to the Home Depot.
06:14Okay, that was fun.
06:15All right.
06:17Well, what do I want to do now?
06:21It's early.
06:22Let's go to Walmart.
06:25Let's go to Canadian Tire.
06:29You want to get a bite?
06:31You want to get a bite to eat?
06:34Does he complain about the prices of everything?
06:36Oh, my God.
06:38I'm not doing it.
06:39I didn't buy anything.
06:41Did he complain about your driving?
06:42Or was he dad?
06:43Oh, God.
06:44He didn't even think about that.
06:45Slow down.
06:46Speed up.
06:48Go.
06:49God.
06:49Let me drive.
06:50You can't, Dad.
06:51You're not allowed to drive.
06:53Shut up.
06:56Shut your face.
06:57That's Trance on Chuck driving his dad around town.
06:59I would watch that show.
07:01I would, too.
07:01Chuck drive his dad around.
07:02It's awful.
07:03It would be awful.
07:03Driving Mr. Bryster?
07:04It would be awful.
07:05It would be awful.
07:05I would 100% watch that show.
07:07No, it's my mom's life right now.
07:09I can't even imagine it.
07:10I can't even imagine it.
07:13Don't take this route.
07:16I can't.
07:17I bet it's every, like, honestly.
07:20I bet it's, oh, man.
07:21I don't think you would last a day as a trad son in your parents' house.
07:25I am the furthest thing from trad.
07:30I'm yelling at you, Charlie.
07:33Charlie!
07:34There's laundry on the ground.
07:36It's your job.
07:38Charlie!
07:41Charlie, why is the dishes not put in the dishwasher?
07:46Charlie!
07:49Answer the phone!
07:51Complaining that you ate stuff you wanted to eat.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:53Who ate?
07:56Where's my hostess cupcakes?
07:58Charlie!
08:00That'd be the only upside.
08:03The only upside is their snacks.
08:05Their snacks, yeah.
08:06I mean, but I would die from it, but.
08:07Oh, man.
08:09Oh, God.
08:11Yeah.
08:11That's terrible stuff.
08:12Chuck's not going to be a hub son anytime soon.
08:14No.
08:14And I'm not rubbing my dad's feet or anything like that.
08:17Charlie, they're getting, they're burning up.
08:22They're sores can be.
08:23Chuck's sitting on the couch playing video games with his dad's feet up on.
08:26Are you on that video game?
08:29Are you gambling again?
08:35Shoot.
08:36Someone said, I have two friends that live this life, but their parents have lots of money,
08:39so they have an inheritance coming.
08:41That's fine, but, like, make something of yourself, I guess.
08:44Yeah, how can you live life like that?
08:45That's the part I don't understand.
08:46No matter how much money you have, you're just not going to do anything?
08:50No, and I often feel like, you know, like, sometimes parents, they work real hard.
08:55They start a business.
08:57They do whatever, and they're like, their dream is, one day I'll be able to pass this
09:01down to my kid, and then your kid is a jackass, and he's a trad son, and then it's like,
09:08you think this guy who, like, does the pool work is going to be able to take over the family
09:14business, and he's got the work ethic that it takes to own something like that?
09:18No.
09:19They drive a company into the ground.
09:22That's what happens.
09:23I guess the one good thing for you, your dad doesn't get up early, so he wouldn't be pestering
09:27you to get up early.
09:28My dad would be up all night.
09:29I'd have to wait on him until about 3 a.m.
09:32Charlie, 3 a.m.
09:33Hockey game's still on.
09:35Hello, Charlie.
09:37And I'm up.
09:38I'd be up.
09:39Yeah.
09:41It is a bizarre thing.
09:42Oh, that's awful.
09:44No one listening is in this situation.
09:45You should not have a hub son.
09:48No.
09:49And that, Luke.
09:50Calling it hub son to me is like husband.
09:54It's mixing husband.
09:56Yes.
09:56And so that, that, if you've decided to call.
10:01Well, hopefully just in the husband duties, not saying anything sexual.
10:04You see the duties.
10:05You see the duties.
10:06You know what a husband's real.
10:08Your feet should not have been on his lap.
10:09No way.
10:10I'd be like, listen, we're not.
10:11That crossed the line there.
10:11Yeah, we're not taking that photo.
10:13No.
10:14Your ankle can't touch my penis.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:17Well, it is.
10:18It is.
10:19Yeah, I know.
10:19It is.
10:20Come on, man.
10:21You're right.
10:22If a woman put her legs on my lap like that right now, I'd be thrilled.
10:27I mean, the one positive thing is, Chuck, I mean, you could always have Rowan do it for you.
10:31Well, I mean.
10:32Luckily, I know he would never do it.
10:38I would never sign him up.
10:40He was like, Dad, I want to become a trad.
10:42I'm like, you're not.
10:44You don't get to be a trad.
10:47Nothing like a ton.
10:47You won't cook.
10:49You won't clean.
10:51You won't get a job.
10:52He won't.
10:53You're not a trad.
10:54Get out of here.
10:55Go talk to your mom.
10:58Nothing traditional about him.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:00No.
11:02Yeah, you're not in good situations either way.
11:04Dad, there's no way I could get a job.
11:06It's impossible with all of the baseball I'm coaching now.
11:10He's coaching.
11:11Coaching?
11:12Yeah, he's got his own team.
11:13Oh, nice.
11:14I can't.
11:14Oh, God.
11:16Busy, busy, busy bee.
11:18He's got school to pay for, too, though.
11:19Yeah, he does, Jesse.
11:22Oh, buddy.
11:24Yikes.
11:24That's going to be tough.
11:25Oh, no way.
11:27All that study time.
11:28Can I get a scooter to scooter on?
11:32That's so crazy.
11:35God.
11:36Trad.
11:37Not even close.
11:40Not even close.
11:43Chuck left.
11:44Yep.
11:45Dad.
11:47Playoffs.
11:50Oh, God.
11:51There's, like, no way you could somehow pull some strings and get, like,
11:56I don't know, like, 30 playoff tickets.
11:5930.
11:5930.
12:00That's reasonable.
12:00Just a bunch of the boys.
12:02That's reasonable.
12:03Just the boys.
12:04Pull some strings.
12:06No, I can't pull any strings.
12:08You have no strings to pull.
12:08There's no strings, son.
12:11There's no strings left.
12:12Oh, God.
12:14I told everybody.
12:16My dad will totally get us to go.
12:18God.
12:19My God.
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