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00:08is this guy safe because someone had a pelvic floor oh my god therapy therapy session yesterday
00:16for the first time and there was a question would he be anally penetrated would a man get him hard
00:22yep a couple questions a couple questions and he was a little weird about it this morning i didn't
00:28get into it with him i didn't want to know i just cleared it with him that we could talk
00:32about it
00:32that's nice right yep that's nice of you that's usually not what dave does no it's not i thought
00:37it was odd i now ask for consent well because you know if i think dave realized if you were
00:43fingered
00:46that that's a bit of a tough topic waiting for no hr to ask for consent is like backwards yeah
00:54yes
00:54yeah but you're right if someone was not pleasured not happy about being anally fingered
01:02especially like just like maybe last week or so you were like maybe we should be easy on all of
01:09our
01:09medical stuff yeah right yep maybe we don't share so much oh yeah he did okay and then dave's like
01:16so
01:17you want to talk about your medical stuff and i told him flat out i was not fingered you were
01:23not
01:23not not yet not yet oh that's to come i might have to be oh my god honestly really yeah
01:29so i
01:31didn't she no i don't want to do it but you know don't do it then it's okay it's okay
01:37talk about it
01:37or do you be fingered i don't want to be fingered for sure i'd say no that's a guarantee it's
01:42ridiculous
01:42so what talking about it no being fingered yeah being fingered is ridiculous you're right
01:48being fingered is ridiculous is my favorite quote ever i don't being fingered is ridiculous she's
01:55never said anything close to that i know lisa if you weren't you i would be clipping that
02:00i don't care just like everyone else doesn't care i don't care anymore no don't clip it though
02:06i don't i don't care that i say i know what i'm saying yeah when i before i say it
02:10and i don't
02:11care right don't you dare clip it though being fingered is ridiculous but it could happen yeah
02:18it could so they made that clear to you seriously yeah yeah seriously and i guess i didn't react well
02:25to that news of course not because she was like are you like you didn't know what this was all
02:31about
02:31did you and i said no why and she's like well it looks like your eyes are gonna jump out
02:36of your
02:36head so i guess i was like wow i can't she was talking like listening to her you know she's
02:47like
02:47are you okay i'm like yes okay i'm okay there's only been a couple times in my life when i've
02:53been
02:53worried about that happening and your eyes will jump right out well there's more oh there's more to it
02:59what's not just her one time what is it if i have to do who like if i have to
03:05do more device
03:06or something like a thames machine up not a thames machine what it's a pelvic wand
03:12you my you got an ass dildo you're gonna get a medical ass dildo no way no way it's something
03:21that usually helps and i spent all day watching videos because i can't i can't do it like i'd
03:34rather i i'll pee all over myself like i'm done you know i'm not putting a wand in myself i
03:41don't
03:41because when you're looking up did you know that it's hard to find what because everything else just
03:46shows you sex toys so i'm like where's the wand i looked it up it shows yeah it's a like
03:53i'd have
03:53to train myself i know those shapes okay that's what it looks like no there's another one this is
04:02another one there's another one that looks like a one it looks like a snake you know yeah it's a
04:08bendable look up yeah look up bendable dave google that pelvic line oh there it is is it
04:14the orange one yeah she didn't show it to me but she has her gloves and her lube and everything
04:18ready
04:19to go she did it's all on the counter so there was no exercises that's all i did was stretching
04:25yesterday she's like you know what i think we're gonna wait well oh my god she was going in she
04:30was
04:30going in your ass i'm supposed to no because that brings the most relief to this issue shouldn't
04:35they tell you that when you make the appointment like someone's gonna go in your ass yes i don't
04:40know because being figured ridiculous i gotta know every time someone wants in my ass every time
04:47i need a heads up i mean you need to know before you go oh my god you're gonna be
04:54violated so
04:55it was stretching and then she has to check my prospatine um okay so she's like
05:04what yesterday was supposed to be it was like hi you're gonna bed you were tank fingered i think
05:09i have to be on my back and she has to like check if i can flex and unflex she's
05:14like so your genitals
05:15are covered but like i have to see oh my god and i just kept wanting to be like so
05:19my taint
05:20but i can't say taint right so i had to be my perennium right check my taint but she was
05:26like we'll
05:26just wait on all that till next week oh my god so next week you're gonna be cancel i don't
05:31know
05:31i i mean i have i have stretches i started last night i'm gonna do the stretches and i'm probably
05:38gonna go in and be like you know those stretches are working fantastic you're gonna lie what are
05:42they though you're gonna lie why not i'm so good at it so she would put this in you she
05:48would use
05:49her finger he and if that like works then i would have to have this and do like a internal
05:56stretching
05:59routine where i would have to be stretching myself yourself in the a yeah and i'm not like i'm just
06:06not f-ing yourself in the a aka so i'm not and this is why i said i don't know
06:13dave if i want to talk
06:15listen i'll be honest this is even blowing lisa away because this was disgust joke yes no it's not
06:23you know like i thought when we were talking about it yesterday haha funny i told you listeners had
06:28said that i know i know yeah i can't have this no i agree i'm not doing it i want
06:34you to have this
06:35going home after the show and lubing it up and like putting it in my butt every day to stretch
06:43there's a whole routine you gotta go down and like pull it to the side oh my god i'd have
06:47to
06:47stretch my rectum oh my god i'd rather be tight for life series well i can't do a five-part
06:54video
06:54series new content baby did you were first digital first oh i feel a lot better jason thank you
07:02i'm gonna go home and climb a tree again that's no problem myself oh i do yeah man that's
07:07want to borrow my ladder yeah you made the owls a day look like nothing yeah he's not going home
07:12to anally stretch himself no no flat tire and cat the tree again today is fine with me
07:17dave's got to be getting a little bit worried about this and considering how tight he is back
07:21there oh yeah yeah look at that and he'll have to he'll have to stretch himself out one day oh
07:26my god
07:26okay relax he might he might no i'm fine how do your hips feel my hips are sore that's the
07:33beginning
07:33i didn't think oh i gotta be strapped up she's gotta put things on me not strapped up with like
07:39that but like a uh monitor a better bag right with shocks to like see how my like i have
07:47to have my
07:47taint shocked measure this is wild just to measure my taint oh my god to see like how my so
07:54first i have
07:55to bend up like either be on my bag or bend over and i have to flex my perineum while
08:01she's like
08:02checking to see if it works okay she's got to be right up in your taint no yeah inside feeling
08:07no
08:07oh okay first it's like a person outside from the outside she warms him up first so i don't care
08:13and this is a lady yeah your doctor should have warned you like he didn't no he should have said
08:21if you're gonna this is what they do don't you think sometimes they just like throw you into a
08:26scenario because they know you'll probably call and cancel well i was ready i said you know i'm
08:31just do whatever it takes and she was like we're gonna wait and maybe she was giving me the
08:37opportunity like get in my ass like i'm here let's just do it like what do i have to do
08:42have you ever
08:43been i have not been penetrated medically you've never had like a prostate check or anything like
08:48that i meant medically no just home with the boys a wild question dave that's like an employment
08:55ending question right there because we have we've gone through a prostate check right and we i know the
09:00nerves you get i'm like i was there anything back there like i'm there just go do what you have
09:07to do so you're okay with it now so now you're now just a minute ago you seemed like you
09:11were never
09:11going back but now you're like get in there getting i can't have a lady having her check me
09:16up inside versus taking home a pelvic wand and doing it myself is two different things
09:23i don't don't do this is a medical device often recommended by pelvic floor therapists to help
09:29you treat pelvic floor muscles at home they come in all different shapes and sizes some are bendable
09:36like the intimate rose that's their intimate rose all right look at this one while others are more rigid
09:41like the soul source the v-well and some have vibration features
09:55that's not tensing that's not tensing that's finishing silicone or acrylic and can be used both
10:07vaginally and rectally why is it red they're designed to help you release areas of tenderness or muscle
10:13tension it's ridiculous under the guidance of a qualified pelvic health professional
10:20what are pelvic wands used for how many guys are going to go do this now they're going to try
10:26to go
10:26to pelvic floor therapy business is booming ever since we talked about it i bet i'm real tight down
10:35there real super they've never seen tighter because you know you know what to say now that's like
10:41let's just say i wanted a really bad to get anally taken well i just say ip double stream yeah
10:50i know
10:51now like they don't have to watch it do they ever watch you have to get scoped yeah i'm assuming
10:59maybe i
10:59like that too oh man well i can't like i can't it can't be my year someone said i've had
11:06something in
11:07my penis and now i might have something in my ass and i i just had surgery man i'm just
11:12all
11:12recovering 2026 baby this year sucks yeah oh it sucks for you for sure 2026 jason's dp year
11:21oh let's not call it that and i refuse the title anything with that
11:27front and back front and back i already got a whole saga called my penis problem
11:32telling me to have jason got fingers and you do you or have her do you whatever you get into
11:37i don't
11:37know but i if i would say i know and i agree with lisa if it was me i'd probably
11:44be thinking
11:45differently but if it's gonna help you and later in life you're not admit it'll prevent more issues
11:51well it's not gonna i mean i hate to say it what's that i gotta keep a diary
11:56oh no are you writing a diary he reveals more and more he's like i'm not going to share
12:02here's my anal fingering diary
12:05it's a bladder diary it's just for my pee
12:08i fingered myself
12:09i hate writing
12:11he has a diary
12:13it's a bladder diary
12:14that's worse than all of it to me
12:16what
12:17that's worse than all
12:18i gotta keep track of how often i pee
12:19oh i can't write
12:21so if you see me jotting notes
12:24you're putting it on pen and paper
12:25i have to turn it in
12:26can't you
12:26oh you have to turn it in
12:28do they give you like a worksheet
12:29it's like just the times
12:31and how often
12:33every time which i drank
12:34okay so you're not
12:35you don't have to
12:36it's a piss diary
12:37it's not an anal diary
12:38a bladder diary
12:39you don't have to
12:40talk about your feelings
12:41and stuff like that
12:42in it though
12:43no
12:43thank god
12:45well i just
12:46are they trying to keep you alive
12:47at the same time
12:48because i'm
12:49i'm you know
12:50i'm pretty down on myself
12:52if i've been
12:53you know
12:54front and backed
12:55i mean i'm really thinking about
12:57i'm having a lot of anxiety
12:59at the thought of having to
13:01penetrate myself
13:02well sure
13:03it can't be that
13:04it can't be all that bad
13:05dudes are doing it
13:06non-stop
13:07yeah so
13:08you know
13:09i'm just saying
13:10we got any news or something
13:12today
13:14like what are we doing
13:15there was breaking news
13:16we got some big news
13:17breaking news
13:17jason gets fingered
13:19how long is
13:19does it go for
13:20i didn't ask
13:21the timing of it
13:22okay
13:22i think it's until it feels
13:24until it starts working
13:25like it would be daily
13:25ass stretching
13:26i have no idea
13:27oh god
13:28she would not
13:29she like
13:29she didn't elaborate
13:30she stopped
13:31she stopped
13:32she knew you were
13:33as soon as she mentioned it
13:34and my eyes popped out
13:36okay let's just do some stretch
13:38i'll show you the stretching routine
13:39i'll be honest though
13:40you know like
13:41because
13:41you know we were talking about
13:42i had kind of heard
13:43that the pelvic floor stuff
13:45involved this thing
13:46but then like
13:47lisa kind of even
13:48put my mind at ease
13:49she was like
13:51i don't know what i'm talking about
13:52obviously
13:52you guys are stupid
13:54don't ever listen to me
13:55and
13:56because i was like
13:57i think lisa's right
13:58it's just gonna be
13:59stretches
14:00i know
14:01it's hard to believe
14:02that this goes on
14:03that i could go
14:04i mean you're in a private room
14:05right
14:05you're not out
14:06yeah
14:06oh well yeah
14:07because a lot of these
14:08physical therapy places
14:08have just
14:09oh that's true too
14:10that's wild
14:11private
14:12okay
14:13if you're gonna be penetrated
14:14it's gotta be private
14:15yeah
14:15but you know
14:16i'm not worried about the check
14:19the check
14:19right
14:20guys gotta get checked
14:21yeah
14:21it's like it's important
14:22you're worried about the
14:23daily anal exercises
14:25taking home a personal
14:27stretcher
14:28and stretching myself
14:29is a completely different thing
14:31than like
14:32here's your prostate check
14:33it's completely different
14:35i agree
14:36i hear you
14:36like
14:37i have to go buy a wand
14:38i gotta like amazon a wand
14:40and i'm like
14:41i gotta do it myself
14:42would it help you if i did it too
14:45it's
14:45do it with you
14:46yeah
14:46anal buddy
14:47not with you but
14:48you wanna do it
14:51anal buddies
14:53so what does your wife say
14:54about it all
14:55she hates
14:56i mean
14:57she thinks i'm a big bitch
14:59but does she think
15:00you should penetrate yourself
15:01if it helps
15:02yeah
15:03yeah
15:03tell okay
15:04what if
15:05we didn't get into it too much
15:06she did
15:07i guess
15:07i guess
15:09someone said listen
15:10i will say i'm grateful
15:11for jason sharing
15:12and has encouraged my husband
15:13to go get checked
15:13so i appreciate it
15:14oh yeah
15:15that's great
15:15anal bros
15:16yeah
15:16you must love it
15:18i'll get checked
15:19i think he's right
15:21though
15:21it's the front scope
15:23that is the real
15:24the barrier
15:26between the guys
15:27who just want backdoor stuff
15:29to happen
15:29yeah
15:30if you have to go through
15:31that test
15:31in order to get
15:32the backdoor stuff
15:32i would just do
15:34the backdoor stuff
15:34myself
15:35if i was into
15:36the backdoor stuff
15:37i'd cut to the chase
15:38i don't mind the check
15:40there's no way
15:41that check is worse
15:42than the
15:42like the penis
15:44yeah
15:44there's no way
15:45you don't even know
15:47it was terrible
15:48right
15:49yes
15:49no
15:50i'd take a hundred
15:51fingerings
15:52before i got
15:52the scope
15:53down there
15:54i'd take 25,000
15:56i mean i
15:56i would
15:58i'd take a whole fist
15:59before i got there
16:00i really would
16:01no honestly
16:01i would
16:02this sounds crazy
16:03me too
16:0425,000 anal fingerings
16:06over a dick scope
16:07yep
16:07yeah
16:08i really would
16:09i would agree
16:10sold
16:10i would agree
16:11i can't even imagine
16:12it's not an enjoyable
16:13experience
16:15but i think
16:16i mean i will say
16:17i would just be like
16:18put me right out
16:20right you can't
16:21you can't
16:22yeah i would
16:23yep
16:24all right
16:24i wouldn't even know
16:25what happened
16:25glad your day went well
16:27it's
16:27we're done right
16:29yeah
16:29no like with the day
16:30yeah no
16:31i feel like we've been
16:32talking for four hours
16:33already
16:34no
16:34not with the day
16:35oh no
16:35i was only in
16:36that's okay man
16:37so
16:39you
16:39you do you
16:41oh
16:42you
16:43you
16:44you
16:44you
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