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00:05um okay so the michael jackson movie you know of course opened up over the weekend
00:10at the villages in florida the world's largest retirement community my grandparents live there
00:19it's awesome they do we have a connection everything's done by six o'clock at night
00:25all night dave and chuck the freak breaking news oh ryan we have an inside connection at the
00:33villages we dreamed of you should have mentioned this in the interview you definitely would have
00:39been hired yeah we're still we weren't sure yet all right that's it we're good now we're good
00:44so good you're in you're in uh so you or your grandparents did retire to the villages
00:50yeah they lived there like half of the year and then they come back here and how are they into
00:54group sex uh not i've asked about the loofah stuff she doesn't she seems to think it's not a thing
01:00but that's she's probably lying exactly she wouldn't tell you she's got 12 of them on her golf cart
01:06she's into soft do they have a golf cart oh yeah yeah everybody does yeah i thought so but it's
01:13the
01:13greatest thing ever happy hour from 11 to 3 lights out damn that's perfect no it's my kind of life
01:2011 to 3 we should do the show from there go party in bed by three i gotta stop if
01:26we're gonna do that
01:27can we just stop doing the show please don't okay just jason and i will do the show okay i
01:32mean uh
01:32we'll do it from here you guys stay here they're coming up with ideas for us all the time and
01:38you
01:38don't want to give them any other ones dave this isn't my time for the villages if you don't think
01:42that
01:42they're gonna push us in the villages in the next couple years you're a good no whatever you guys
01:48are eligible ryan how old are your grandparents uh a mid-80s mid-80s what's wrong we need to
01:59have them on the show do you think they'd come on the show uh yeah i could probably i could
02:04probably
02:04get gg to join us gg i'm like she's a total swinger oh my god just ryan uh just be
02:23ready
02:23for dave to say a lot of inappropriate things about your grandmother that's that's just not great she
02:30can handle it okay okay i'm hoping that you can as well uh just i've seen it happen to other
02:37people's grandmas jason's um what do you call your grandpa what do you call your grandpa
02:46oh gpa gpa that's sweet gpa gg and gpa yeah i really like it wow that's crazy we have an
02:57insider so
02:58you don't think they get down to any like group sex action i i don't think they do any of
03:03that but
03:04they still like they're very active like sexually active i don't know but like but they will get on
03:11like mid-80s and they're still getting on a golf cart and going and doing stuff oh yeah okay drinking
03:17half the day oh yeah yeah staying young have you ever noticed any pineapples on their porch no no no
03:23no no nothing like that no and that's something i've asked him i've had that conversation you have
03:27okay oh yeah well have they talked about any crazy stuff that happens there not to me no i i
03:34i thought
03:34this was going to be better than it was i think they're trying to protect you sweet ryan it's still
03:39awesome man i don't know if you share that with your grandkid right i don't know she shared some
03:44stories she should not share with her grandkids well mid-80s
03:47one of her big party tricks back in the day was uh questioning how big men's penises were and going
03:55and getting a yardstick and making them lay it out on the table what measuring oh my god your grandma's
04:01a whore as i said as i said ryan oh my god measuring dicks yeah also don't come at me
04:10with a yardstick
04:12this was back in the day i don't know if yeah yeah what i she only hung out with dudes
04:18with giant
04:19wangs because i'm not pulling it out with a yardstick there whip it out like not even close no no
04:27i'm not pulling it out with a ruler you don't like those little rulers you'd get in a pencil case
04:32that's all i need let's not get carried away all right and that's wild the fact that she told you
04:37that too oh yeah yeah yeah they tell me too much we have fun how did g-pa handle that
04:43i think he
04:44loves it yeah she's the life of the party and he puts on the party so they're good to go
04:48he must
04:49have done okay on that yardstick too right g-pa must be packing right yeah if she's bringing out the
04:54yardstick she picked him yeah the yardstick yeah he's packing his own yardstick exactly so yeah they're
05:02totally getting busy at the village well they might just be getting busy with themselves but if
05:07he likes throwing the party and she likes being the party that's a match made in heaven if you're
05:13measuring dicks yeah yeah and you went to the villages that's that's what swingers do guys he's
05:20right i know he's right here but that's what swingers do they measure dicks and then that's just
05:24the invitation next thing you know gg's underneath dave would know guys
05:30dave would know they'll be back in two weeks i'll uh oh yeah we'll set them up get them it
05:36would be
05:37wild i mean the questions that dave would want to know the answers to could really mess up your
05:43whole life ryan so we'll get her a couple glasses of red wine yeah get her yeah i mean if
05:49we got to
05:50measure them we'll measure them dave will impress her listen because when i talked wow nine my my
05:56mom my sweet aunt dan my mom was more aware of all the craziness in the world because she read
06:02erotic
06:03novels yes she was into erotica but my aunt dan who's still with us had no idea some of this
06:09stuff
06:09like she never knew anything about anal right yeah and your mom or rj's or even shaving pubes which
06:16led me to a dark don't even want to think yep probably look like a little orphan between her
06:22legs a hairy dark place so i i feel like though your grandparents are more aware yes yeah yeah yeah
06:31they are especially given their lifestyle there yep at the villages yeah they don't live like they're 85
06:37no but i honestly i think it probably has uh kept them young yeah absolutely kept them young you got
06:45to keep up with the young they say rj's keep you young yeah they say that she was on the
06:49forefront of
06:49the penis humiliation stuff yeah she was yeah she should be on tiktok rating don't she should be on
06:56only fans only fans now i'm sorry you're gonna talk to her about her business i apologize ryan
07:03you're gonna get ryan's grandma gg on only fans why not all right size queen gg on only fans
07:09as long as i get a cut you gotta run the account yeah that's what it is it's always the
07:15kids it's
07:16always the grandkid that runs the account you know and so you don't even have to really explain to her
07:22what she's doing she'll measure them they should be famous they should be famous have you um
07:28yeah they part of any clubs or groups down there that you know of i know they're part of some
07:33but
07:33just like uh they go shoot pool like 25 cent pool games man it's awesome oh my god so they're
07:38hustlers yeah a little bridge bridge bridge is a big one in the old folks yeah they love bridge
07:46have you been there uh no i've never went okay you've got no it's i think it's frowned upon when
07:52you have visitors that are younger they don't like it there's certain pools you have to use and stuff
07:56oh a younger pool but dude you're looking for like a cheap vacation with your kids get down to the
08:02see but that's what that's what the people don't want they're like no no no no no this is for
08:06us
08:07if you want to go on vacation with kids and you want to have screaming kids and by kids they
08:12mean
08:13people in their 30s um you know get the hell out of here yeah go stay in orlando go get
08:21it go get a
08:22hotel they don't want to be bothered by i don't go to the villages and want all sorts of free
08:27vacation
08:28time for families that defeats the purpose visitors though yeah but they can come in and
08:33they have a designated pool go to the designated pool that makes sense you want an adult only and
08:41then a kid's friendly that's fine yeah and then a nude friendly and then a nude friendly where gg
08:46hangs out full body tan yeah maybe we could have his uh his grandpa show us his tan lines
08:55i bet he has none i bet he has none i bet he has none i will do it baby
08:59yeah i bet he has none
09:01cheap i whips it out well yeah and everyone's saying to keep jason away from gg because yeah he
09:07may not be able to control himself i won't have sex with your grandmother
09:11to do it okay you can try you wouldn't know what to do with her i don't know circles around
09:15you
09:15oh well now we got a challenge no see alice watson i'll whip it right out get that yardstick gg
09:23gpa i'm so sorry because i'm sure he could kick my ass yeah the name like gpa yeah i bet
09:30he knocked
09:30me out oh yeah gpa well there you go the breaking news of the day that is amazing stuff
09:36ryan's grandparents gg and gpa live in the villages and swing wow we don't know that
09:43we'll find out that last part that's what we believe that's what i will believe unless i hear
09:47other words from gg yeah we have to talk to them yeah boy we're definitely getting into that yardstick
09:52thing yes apologize for that you can't let us know your grandparents are at the villages and not
10:00expect swing stuff no no uh yeah i mean i do i understand that i do i think that zip
10:06code one of
10:06those zip codes has the highest amount of stds in the u.s yeah yeah a lot of syphilis right
10:11right
10:11yeah so it ain't for nothing it's happening because my friend's dad is down there alone
10:19as a divorced dad oh so he's probably killing it how old is he uh he is just barely uh
10:27old enough
10:28to be in there or something like that or like he's is it 55 i think it's 55 he's probably
10:3560
10:36by now i think some of them are 55 uh i thought it was 55 to the villages man i'd
10:41like to not have
10:43sex with old ladies he likes younger women but they're 55 let's clear something up he's into younger
10:49women he's into older women yeah that's the way it goes i just have a fantasy about it
10:56well my poor wife who is not an older lady no she's a younger lady no i just i don't
11:02know what
11:03you're into what can i say yeah dude i like him old he does let's relax on that well younger
11:12younger
11:12let's relax on that younger i just i think well okay so let's say i got a guy calling me
11:18a pedo
11:18in my comments already come on relax i'm like i don't like him that young you freak
11:25calm down like now i gotta block you no like you'll never get to see any of my stuff again
11:30let's say
11:30you're 65 i got a daughter you dumb ass okay let's say you're 65 then the women there will
11:36be 10 years younger than you maybe that's the sweet spot for you right maybe man never said never
11:44dude i don't think he wants 55 year old bits i don't that's even when he's 65 no i think
11:50he just
11:50got it you know what i mean yeah i'm like if i don't need any bits okay so they better
11:56be prime
11:56you'll just get robot bits yeah i mean i don't even i don't believe you don't need any i don't
12:03lisa's calling bs lisa thinks you like bits i don't he still likes bits don't listen to them
12:09don't listen don't listen to them at all i'm in a mood lisa just lit up a smoke
12:15hearing about hearing about gg got her excited she's gonna pull out a yardstick any second we're
12:22in trouble whip it out boys whip it out let's see gg 2.0 will be lili i'm lili here
12:32you go
12:34that's a nine volt yep oh damn it no i'm leaving oh darn it oh well
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