00:00let's get on to a pervert we talked about this guy when it happened and now he's been sentenced
00:13this michigan man from oakland county sentenced for spraying lotion on a woman in troy and at the
00:21time we were like let's let's let her keep believing it was lotion yeah it's his own
00:27lotion produced by his penis i believe uh-huh at least mixed you know may allegedly this happened
00:33last summer at a gas station on big beaver roid road in troy michigan according to authorities
00:40ian matthew johnson sprayed lotion on a woman's back you hate a big beaver roid
00:46you wouldn't let it go i knew you would hate that i just mispronounced i just thought about that
00:54i was actually kind of impressed you let it slide for one time in your life but no no here we go big
01:00beaver roid i mean that's awful is there such a thing i don't think they're called no i think
01:08they're called that no there's not no no big beaver roid thank you lise no thank you lise
01:16we don't know the part nice we don't know the parts how they work anyway the thought of it was
01:23off-putting to me at a gas station on big beaver road ian matthew johnson they say sprayed lotion
01:29on a woman's back because he found her hot yeah that's that ain't lotion i mean it could be a base
01:36of lotion right a base but then you shake it up he did admit to spraying the lotion on the woman for
01:46self-satisfaction leading to a fourth degree criminal sexual conduct charge he pleaded no
01:53contact no contest to that charge leading to the dismissal of an aggravated assault charge so he has
02:00just been sentenced to 24 days in jail with 24 days credit which means he's probation gets nothing
02:08just six months probation what's wild is like you know someone's spraying lotion on you
02:14in the grand scheme of life it's like whatever right but something so small as that can be so
02:24disturbing that's so disturbing if i felt a white creamy substance land on my back
02:31yep as i'm out and about can you hand me that bottle and then you see a man be like
02:37come on lise can i use your uh no no don't touch my lotion no even i just borrow it for just a couple
02:44hands off hands off i just want to squirt dave with it no no
02:48yeah right like you know it's not a big deal like if he didn't do all the other stuff we assume
02:56you know it's just someone squirted lotion on you but just the act of it that is so
03:02sexual yeah it's so creepy and like i don't know man like i think it would mess you up
03:09someone shot stuff on you like that of course it would mess you up any of us it would mess up go
03:14down like willem dafoe oh yeah and a platoon but like my whole thing would be like dave it's not
03:21that big a deal it was just lotion man it was just lotion it was just that guy just lotion
03:25i'd never believe it i know i'd never believe it she knows right she has lotion or not she would
03:32have to know i mean i think it's at least half you know partially lotion so that it wouldn't be
03:38detected right if it wasn't like if it was not lotion wouldn't they say that like they've done
03:44stories where they say i bet they didn't test it confirm it you gotta test i'm taking it to get
03:49tested oh yeah you gotta scrape it off i mean i don't know it's evidence shit but where do you
03:53keep it i don't know you had to have where was i was at a gas station there's gotta be a cup
03:58there'd be a cup i can scrape it in because he had to have some on his person
04:03still right right he had the bottle he probably had the lotion bottle syringe or the but i don't
04:11know how long it took for them from when this happened to when they got him right like maybe
04:15they didn't capture him on the scene exactly that's more disturbing why i'm always more
04:22disturbed by the thought of the guy like whipping up the batch of oh yeah lotion mix yep it's so creepy
04:29that's i think why the whole thing is so disturbing to me because even if you didn't do that i don't
04:35believe you didn't do that i don't believe it for a second that you didn't do that it doesn't make
04:41any sense for me to just go get some jurgens and just and squirt it on somebody it just doesn't
04:47no you know unless they're incredibly dry i do have some dry legs right now you know i'm just
04:53helping you out i'm just helping out your legs during the shower if he listen if he lotions up
05:02his legs and i've got to watch it i'm out of here i can't take it you want to see chuck i don't want
05:07to see do not lotion your legs oh they are pretty dry lotion them up
05:11oh my god oh my god poor lisa's just helpless on the tv watching this stuff happen oh that is moist
05:32he really did it it's some good stuff that was inappropriate on the counter on the desk and he
05:40lotioned his legs you know what you're gonna do the same it's the lotion fest you're lotioning up
05:46where do you oh he's doing his elbows i can use a little bit of lotion here the first thing she's
05:51gonna do when she gets back in the studio is throw that out is throw that out oh that is delightful
05:56i know but now i've got to do the other leg because i've got one dry leg he's gotta lotion up
06:00his other leg one dry leg thank you lisa for letting us use your lotion hey guys i'm getting
06:05these text uh instructions involving a head vice oh wow i think i have to come down there and take
06:13care of something oh good oh so funny let's get my legs a nice drink no one's doing that on the radio
06:22body no one's doing that you'll never hear that live lotion two men lotioning two men who are
06:30completely moisturized and you made lisa watch watch us moisturize you can't leave with my lotion
06:41which is for my hands yeah by the way yeah it's like not anymore it's going right in the trash
06:46dave's legs and my elbows how you feeling jason i don't feel good
06:51poor jason he didn't like the way it looked when dave's leg was up and it was being highly
06:56i didn't i didn't like that did you watch it yeah i had to see it sorry i turned you on
07:01i don't well there are people pleasuring themselves now so i hope you enjoy that oh no people like to
07:06watch you put lotion on your legs oh god that's right yeah they like it clip it son i'd ruin your
07:13moment clip it they love it oh my god okay i want to make one of those little gifs okay
07:20gif of dave's leg lotioning they were like wow it's probably so silky okay i would do anything
07:28to lotion dave hunter's leg his upper thighs are probably could use a bit i know they said they
07:34could see a little bit they're zooming in oh well you know what you try to do something funny and
07:43then it's pervy see lotion it just makes things pervy yeah it really does i don't think lisa's
07:48even going to be able to use that same brand of lotion anymore i mean that's my favorite it's very
07:53nice it's very nice quite great oh well maybe i'll come down there and grab some lotion bros just
08:01keep court out of there okay i was staying silent i was being polite i'm taking strays
08:08just for that we know what you were thinking yeah he's lotioning himself now
08:12this guy said i left lotion in a hot car and got squirted on when i opened it zero percent semen
08:21and it still disturbs me years later i i would hate to just like in almost like a maximum overdrive
08:29style thing where i was just like looking at lisa's lotion and then it just pumped like it just
08:35pumped yeah and shot in the face like oh my god that's a horror movie yeah it's a horror movie
08:41your head i could use some it's very pleasant oh my god you guys it's very pleasant lisa's not here
08:48she can't stop it i have to get back in there lotion with the boys give me a squirt give me a squirt
08:53get in here quick quick lisa's not here let's oil up let's get some oil god i sprayed that right in
09:00his hand that was disturbing i squirted right into his hand you you moisturized another man
09:05oh feel it though huh feels good right isn't that great look at that
09:10you got that shine that's got a nice wow it's almost blinding now but nice fantastic looks
09:16quite well his whole face he discovered his whole face he loves it he's got a lotion i don't think
09:19it's meant for your face i use some lotion already yeah we don't break out i am gonna break out
09:26that's for sure tomorrow you'll have all sorts of stuff on your head yeah well i always lotion my
09:31head you got to i think my back's dry it's better white all right court court's the back lotion yeah
09:36gotta say it's the first time i lotion with the boys yeah me too me too i've sprayed lotion into
09:42another man's hand i could have done it myself but i figured i'd let you go for it it was when
09:47it came out it was really disturbing yeah and i put it right on my face it's nice being hydrated
09:54with the boys yeah lisa can you get back here i mean i know your leg is a mess fix that leg i thought
10:00you said i was the back guy oh yeah he is the back guy he's the back guy and jason's rubbed out a guy
10:04so you know he did it dry i guess absolutely true now he's moist it is it's nice smell it's
10:10never smelled better in here it's never smelled better do you want some help for your thighs
10:16yeah your cat don't rub your cat no we've gone too far now we're out of our minds we're out of our
10:23minds calm down i still got a lecture on my hands yeah i'm okay no other show has done this i pumped my
10:30last lotion that is not true done i have way too much lotion on my head it's a lot
10:37there was a lot i am shiny he's shiny i am a big load i'm wet but very moisturized yeah
10:47we're not the dry bros anybody i'll be honest the wet boys
10:52the wet boys i don't like the moist men yeah oh god i don't like that moist men
11:01what you keep rubbing your face so much he's got he's got to dissipate it with other body parts i got
11:09a little too excited it's way too much way too much let's move on we got someone clipped dave's
11:17legs do not they are they are it's too late excited that's rude yeah it's too late
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