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00:00where have dozens of beaches closed after four shark attacks in less than 48 hours
00:13australia dave you got it is not good there right now here's that story from nbc news
00:20dramatic moments at a popular beach a shark attacking a surfer off the coast of australia
00:29beach goers rushing to rescue the injured man it really didn't look good at all video from surf
00:34cameras obtained by 7news australia shows what appears to be the moment the shark attacked oh
00:39boy you can see it appear to thrash in the water nearby surfers got the injured man on a board
00:44racing him to shore flood everywhere and they brought him all the way into the beach so those
00:48guys are the real heroes a chopper eventually landing on the beach to transport the victim
00:53we decided to grab a leg rope and run down there for a tourniquet it wasn't a good scene no you know
00:58we're talking to them and we're all just trying to keep them awake and oh they're going to see
01:03people alive just do what would be good for them the harrowing attack one of four in australia in
01:07the last 48 hours dozens of beaches across australia's largest city sydney are closed
01:13the unprecedented phenomenon prompting officials to take immediate action and issue a stark warning
01:18at this stage we're advising that the beaches are unsafe the first attack according to local
01:22officials was this past sunday when a 12 year old was bitten by a shark in sydney
01:27he's in for the fight of his life now it was a horrendous scene at the time when police attended
01:33the next day two more attacks including a 10 year old boy unharmed but knocked off his surfboard
01:38according to officials the fourth incident left this surfer with a minor testable he got his
01:43nipple did that shark bite his nipple right i think so i think he did the shark did what evolution
01:48could not oh my god it removed his nip i hope it's there for his sake me too i wouldn't want
01:54to be nipple-less i mean he seems pretty happy for a guy he is kind of well he's alive if i live
02:00but just have to lose a nipple i guess if a shark looked like it was attached to my breasts
02:04your breasts then i would be very frightened and then when he unlatched and he just like cut my
02:14nipple a bit i would be like oh you're right oh it's sensitive keep it like that
02:20it's still a weird to be nipple-less on one one nipple it's just an injury it's kind of a it's a
02:28bizarre bandage to put on it too it kind of has like a nipple-y flair to it like it's very areola
02:34like yeah for sure it is incident left this surfer with a minor chest wound and bite to his board
02:39sitting on my board taking in the view and yeah i got hit from the side saw the body of the shark
02:45and then a little bit of the thrash both arms were working and i was all i thought was just get sure
02:49professional surfer matt huynoski has surfed these waters all his life i've surfed since i was a child
02:55and done maybe 20 000 hours surfing in the in and around the sydney area and rarely seen sharks
03:03at all conditions in the region favorable for the predators yeah they're after that guy on edge
03:08probably not going to be surfing for a while i don't think um i don't think anybody will
03:12george i okay now that i'm thinking about it if i had to have a shark bite off one thing on my body
03:19nipples i guess it would be a nipple if that's what i gotta lose yeah we have to something on
03:25your body has to go i wouldn't want to lose anything else my nipple is like my last
03:32i don't need that what else do i not need you don't need it oh man
03:39because i've been a bit of like a bit of my butt cheek yeah but still then you'd have like a really
03:46weird butt i mean my chest is gonna look quite weird without a nipple as well like you're always
03:52getting winked at yeah i feel like they could fashion your nipple pretty quick i think so too
03:58but would it look real yeah it doesn't matter i'm just i would grow my chest hair out to cover it all
04:03yeah you never know my six never know my six chest hairs would not yeah no your i'd be screwed
04:08the shark took my six chest hairs no i think i'd rather have like uh i know it seems weird but like
04:16the teeth marks yeah oh yeah because then it's like yeah like oh yeah that's that's my shark
04:22attack yeah it's not like how'd you lose your nipple surfing accident yes exactly not just like
04:28they think i'm a body mod guy who's just cut my own nipple off on the weekend because any of
04:33none of my digits none of my toes i like those can affect your your toes can affect your balance
04:38my baby toe my baby toe no it still affects how you walk i can't really walk much anymore i fall
04:44down enough i need it's true you need them all you need them all of them toes kneecap you want that
04:49right there's that the nipples the best thing to go gotta be it's literally useless for us i mean
04:55it's sensitive and it's pleasurable brings erotic moments you know but not as many as you wish
05:02like your nipples played with he does obviously i'm just saying they can you know obviously charge
05:09up a moment whatever whatever you like and you still have one that can be charged my nipples have
05:14been more attacked in a violent way than any kind of like a sexual way you know like you've nipple
05:19twist people have nipple twisted like used it against me much more than any kind of pleasure zone
05:26yeah nipples have taken a beating right exactly that's three old brothers that's it
05:32all right oh my god they got them oh they love to yeah yeah i've had a double i've had a double on
05:38my younger brother just ready just double titty twister begging for mercy yeah i've been there
05:43yep these things have been through it never really thought about it uh-huh what they've seen that's
05:49what i'm saying not until dave was like oh they're the best most pleasurable zone on my body i didn't
05:54say that um then i realized oh man no mine have really just you know they brought you more pain
06:01than pleasure i think so yeah maybe that's why i'm like not into it it might be because it's some
06:06triggers yeah think about it like dave didn't i didn't have siblings he never had i never really
06:10had a lot of titty twister in my life god my nipples so if you guys associate that with torture
06:16you may not like it because if i was in any kind of hand-to-hand combat even with my sister she would
06:21use her nails and grow and and try to grab it's like no it's not worth it it's just a zone that you
06:28can be in a lot of pain in you know i don't want to know court's thoughts on nipple play i don't think
06:36you do let's just say i side with you dave yeah team pleasure yeah it brings something out of me
06:45oh wow that's too bring something out in him crazy yeah like you know you said it's like torture but in
06:52a very awesome way yeah oh so you like the pain of it but it's not even pain like it's it's all
06:58pleasure all pleasure it's so much pleasure it's torture yeah it's too much for him dave i don't want
07:04to know anymore why'd you ask i don't know i don't want to know anymore we're learning today
07:09that uh dave has a lot more in common with court than we thought it's so true it's been like cream
07:13and nipples yeah why don't you guys just rub each other's nipples just get it over with two bees in
07:17the pod yeah me and dave yeah no yeah sweet sweet cream and that's it sweet cream and nipples
07:24the dave and court story yep sweet cream and nipples hashtag nippy nipples welcome to sweet cream
07:30and nipples oh wow a great show yeah there's worse out there yeah there are there it'll be
07:35our podcast there is for sure no i've got to straighten up my life then i gotta get out of
07:39this if i yeah yeah you're doing everything just right yeah you hate to hear that you definitely
07:45do especially from that guy
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