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00:00Legend has it that some corrupt politicians from Marbella put everything they had stolen over the years in a chest.
00:06and they fled by boat so that justice would not catch them.
00:09It was then that a wave hit the barge and sent the chest to the bottom of the sea.
00:13There all that money is still waiting to be discovered.
00:16And all these kids have gone out in search of that treasure.
00:19They need it because their parents can't pay the mortgage on the building where they live.
00:23and are about to become homeless.
00:25Some evil speculators want to demolish the building to build a shopping center.
00:30But they're not normal kids, are they?
00:32Get ready because the return of the Goonies is here.
00:40Igay!
00:41The chirocureiro is here.
00:44If not, we're going to laugh.
00:47You run to Tequivas without stopping.
00:50A yellow sea is returning!
00:55Let's go on a treasure hunt, Takeshi!
00:59Have you blown up all these balloons?
01:01What's up? Are you crazy?
01:02I have used an inflator.
01:03And now we just have to take off, look for the X that marks where the treasure is and we will be rich.
01:08Shot and to the ballast!
01:09It's a drag!
01:10It's a bomb if we pass by Tani's house.
01:12To throw it at him like that to see if the bastard explodes.
01:15You have to throw it away like milk.
01:16It's a bomb, Junior.
01:17You throw it like you throw it and it's going to explode.
01:19But I want to find the treasure.
01:20He has vertigo because we are going to fly very high.
01:23I'm already taking the pill.
01:24Don't worry.
01:25Well then, cast off the moorings, throw away the ballast and fly!
01:30Come on, get up!
01:36How cool to fly, huh!
01:41For this I take the husband's pill.
01:44But it's cool!
01:47Ika!
01:47And trafillas!
01:48An old monk and Charlie once told me that the best movies in the history of cinema are The Goonies and Back to the Future.
01:53Agreed!
01:54Aaah!
01:55Sure, they're the Goonies.
01:59What are they going to say?
02:00Although we'll see how the second part is, because I don't like these as much as the original Goonies.
02:04Wait a minute, you're a Real Madrid fan, aren't you?
02:06You are the cun and meringue!
02:08I'm wrong!
02:09I'm sorry to tell you that the uniform you're wearing is a cheap copy.
02:12But don't blush, man, that can happen to anyone.
02:15I was already saying that it was very cheap.
02:18Clear!
02:18Don't trust cheap stuff, good uniforms cost a fortune.
02:21Hey, you, can you stand up for a moment?
02:23What is your name?
02:24Let's see, tell me your name.
02:27Xbox.
02:28What's happening?
02:28You like video games, right?
02:30Well, you're going to experience them firsthand.
02:32Oh, sorry, what did I step on?
02:33I hadn't seen you.
02:34Who are you, little one?
02:36Get up, walk!
02:37That you can't be seen.
02:38Do you have a name or are you just going to be quiet the whole time?
02:40They call me El Lomo.
02:42Poor.
02:43Xbox, I'm leaving it to you to take care of this little guy.
02:45And you, meringue, take care of both of them.
02:47Because you are about to begin a very dangerous adventure.
02:50Be careful and now...
02:52LET'S GET DOWN TO IT!
02:57Hello, hello, hello!
02:58Did you know that when I was little I was also a goonie?
03:00The thing is, since I didn't find any treasure, I retreated.
03:03But today I'm back at it.
03:04We are in Chinese Tetris.
03:06When the Goonies put this puzzle together,
03:08They will have the map that will show them where the treasure is.
03:10After you walk out those doors,
03:12They have to take a token that is one year old
03:13and fit it into the mold that same year.
03:16So this token fits the mold.
03:18that has the year 1946 written on it.
03:21Oh, what a coincidence it's right here!
03:23Oh, how well it fits, how clever I am!
03:24I was the best goonie in the world!
03:26Pepe the Goonie called me.
03:27I'm going to take out the piece,
03:28I'm not going to do the Goonies' work either, am I?
03:34ALTURRIS!
03:35The kids are going crazy
03:38to build the map that will lead them to the hidden treasure.
03:41The Goonies know this isn't a game.
03:43Well, yes, it is a game, because it is Tetris,
03:44but there is no playing here.
03:46There are goonies that start to fit the pieces together quickly.
03:49Like that one, which is the 80s Goonie.
03:51It's obvious why they call it that.
03:53Wow, the Goonies have come together to save their building!
03:56In Santana 6, right?
03:57Yes, so they say that the new generations
03:58They do not move against injustice.
04:01And that's the son of Gordy, one of the original Goonies.
04:03Look, he's exactly the same as his father.
04:05All right, Gordy Jr!
04:06This goonie has put a chip where it doesn't belong,
04:08but by pushing he managed to fit it in.
04:10So small and so beastly.
04:12Girls, on the other hand, are more into using their heads.
04:15And playing clapping games too.
04:18Hey, it's Super Goonie!
04:19The superheroine who fights evil.
04:21He has confirmed to us that in today's program
04:23will give us a demonstration of his powers.
04:25Oh my goodness!
04:26I'm super smart!
04:27I'm super smart!
04:28There's Acuaguni, the boy who's always ready for a swim.
04:32Well, Acuaguni is a little old to wear a float.
04:34Please do not answer the questions.
04:36This is Paquirrina, the daughter of a famous singer
04:39who is tired of being harassed by the cameras.
04:41Well, there are quite a few on the plate.
04:43This goonie made it, but he's exhausted.
04:44Look at his face.
04:46Do you need help, kids?
04:47Can I help you with anything?
04:48I don't know where my piece goes.
04:50Come on, Paquirrina, don't get nervous, please.
04:52Go and help me, Pepi.
04:53And pay attention, on their screens they have the 600, which they call that because of how slow it is.
04:58is.
04:58The kid goes like a pedal car and has a hard time processing operations for a long time.
05:03Hi how are things?
05:05Here, they sunbathe.
05:06Well, it's a bad day because it's windy.
05:08Have you brought sunscreen?
05:09Well no.
05:09Let's see if you're going to get burned.
05:11I don't think so.
05:11I use a very low factor because my skin is quite strong, you know?
05:15Wow, how jealous!
05:15If I don't put on sunscreen, I burn quickly.
05:18These two goonies buy their pieces, let's see who has the biggest one.
05:22Obviously the oldest one wins, but that is not his merit either.
05:24This poor thing doesn't know what to do with that triangle.
05:27But it doesn't matter because his whistle signals that the map is already formed.
05:30The Goonies are going to joy.
05:32There you have it, the treasure map.
05:34Sure, sure.
05:35There you can clearly see where to look for the chest.
05:38Can't you take this token home?
05:40I have permission.
05:41Let's see, on the permission slip, nothing appears here.
05:43You can only take the annoying reporter.
05:45No, no, I want this, I don't want the reporter.
05:47Not to the reporter.
05:48Hello, Paquirina, how are you?
05:50Evil.
05:50You didn't get it, did you?
05:51It was a very complicated piece.
05:53Look, it's L-shaped.
05:54It's more like a right angle.
05:56Hey, don't talk to me with difficult words, okay?
05:59How is your mother?
06:01Who?
06:02Your mother?
06:02I'm not telling you.
06:03Come on, they'll sell it to you later.
06:05No, no.
06:06Wait a minute, it says here that if you want you can take the reporter home.
06:09Just kidding, right?
06:10It's just that I've always wanted to be rich.
06:11Well, I had bought it.
06:12And with the treasure map in their hands, 117 Unis head smiling towards certain death.
06:17Hi, well, I don't have a map, but I'm going to look for the treasure because I want to buy a new caravan.
06:22I'm going to ask someone to see if they can help me.
06:24Come on.
06:26Mr. Otaku, excuse me, to go to the treasure?
06:29Let me.
06:29It's just that I'm a little lost.
06:30It's that I'm reading a manga.
06:32And what is it going to be a manga about?
06:33Well, there's going to be a reporter from a TV show who spends all day inviting girls to his caravan.
06:38This is the last issue when he dies alone in the caravan and without ever having met a woman.
06:55Attention, Goonies, a great danger is coming, the hamburger.
06:58You'll have to tread carefully because a bad squid will send you into the water.
07:01That's not the best-case scenario. At worst, you'll never know what it's like to turn 20.
07:07Make the burger!
07:09Go for the treasure!
07:11Let's see, kid. Did you remember the treasure map behind it?
07:14Well, obviously not, because if I had looked at the map, I wouldn't have taken that route.
07:19This is the cheerleader, famous at her school for the miniskirts she wears.
07:23And even more famous now for the huge hit she just got, but now she's going to enliven the male audience.
07:28Ouch! Oh! I'm naked! Oh my God, look!
07:31Please!
07:32Here comes some samurai, an expert in the mastery of the katana.
07:35Die, hamburger!
07:36No, kid, hamburgers are bad, but you can't kill them.
07:39Wow, you have been warned!
07:41I'll fly by!
07:43Attention, it's the superguni!
07:44Well, he's young and doesn't have much control over his superpowers yet.
07:47But she can fly.
07:48It hasn't done so today, but it will save many lives in the future.
07:51But if you raise your hands!
07:54I don't know why I haven't flown!
07:55But let's see, do you think that by putting on a cape you can fly?
07:58It's more complicated than saying the magic words.
08:00Fly, cape, fly, say them!
08:01Candle!
08:02Come on, fly, cape, fly!
08:03You'll see how it doesn't fail, but you don't think of yourself as very high up, do you?
08:06Just in case.
08:08This kid is the long-legged buni.
08:09And you will have understood where the nickname comes from.
08:11It's not that she has long legs, it's that she likes to wear her pants above her belly button.
08:16He says that this gives him security, although many people make fun of him for this small detail.
08:19And he barely managed it.
08:21This is a ceiling breaker.
08:22He doesn't see three on a donkey and that's why he jumps straight into the water.
08:26They also call him Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde because he has a dark side.
08:29This is Buni Bacala, a kid who's always up for something fun.
08:32Their motto is to the limit and beyond.
08:34And that's where it's gone headlong.
08:36They call this colleague the lexatín because she looks like she's been bathing in a pot of lexatín.
08:41It's how calm she is.
08:42And even if she falls, he doesn't get nervous or anything.
08:44She's always relaxed, what a pleasure.
08:46Careful, girl, the wind has picked up and it could push you into the water.
08:48No, this is not wind, it's a hurricane.
08:52Although the hurricane had nothing to do with him going into the water.
08:55Damn hurricane! I hate you, I curse you!
08:58Here comes Miss Goonie, the hottest girl of all the goonies.
09:02Unfortunately, she's not the smartest.
09:04And this kid in yellow is the Yellow Goonie.
09:06Which has just changed its name to Yellow Submarine.
09:10Wait a minute, this is the protagonist of the movie. I saw her in the trailer.
09:14But if the protagonist will pass because I don't think the protagonist will die at the beginning of the movie.
09:17Man, it's obvious!
09:19This will work, Junior.
09:21Look, if I die, I'll kill you, okay?
09:23Don't worry, Takeshi.
09:24Those balloons will fly you to the treasure.
09:26And why don't you come?
09:27There's not enough room for two of us.
09:29Well, go yourself, that Galafián thing.
09:30The thing is, you are the pilot.
09:32That's true.
09:33Here, this bomb is to throw at Tani in case you see him down there.
09:36Hey, Junior, I only have two hands.
09:38I can't fit everything.
09:39Throw it with bad intentions, so that beach flirt explodes.
09:41Well, it's time to go, Junior.
09:43Leave.
09:44Start engines.
09:45Ignition.
09:46Takeoff!
09:47Come on!
09:48Above!
09:49Above!
09:49Come on, Takeshi, it's taking off!
09:52That's it, Takeshi!
09:53You're flying!
09:54Good luck!
09:54Bye bye!
09:55Bye bye!
09:56If you find the treasure, share it again!
09:58We did it!
10:00Takeshi!
10:00What are you doing here?
10:01Why aren't you flying?
10:03That jacket was my father's.
10:04I was very fond of him!
10:05And the Goonies now face a terrible adversary on their way to the treasure.
10:10The sliding bowl!
10:12Not forgetting the fearsome pirate duo.
10:14Although, well, those aren't that bad either.
10:15They push, they sing and that's it.
10:17Oh!
10:17Dombra, dombra, dombra!
10:19Here, ca, ca, ca!
10:21Here, ca, ca, ca, ca!
10:22Dombra, ca, ca, ca!
10:25Let's sing!
10:27Dombra, dombra, dombra!
10:28Dombra, dombra, dombra!
10:30Only goonies who can sing the Dombra, Dombra correctly will be able to pass this test.
10:34This guy is quite out of tune, so he's going straight into the water.
10:37You have to listen to Quique Santander!
10:39You'll see how I sing!
10:41Dombra, dombra, dombra, dombra!
10:42Sing, sing, sing, sing!
10:44To dombra, dombra, dombra!
10:45Sing, sing, sing, sing!
10:47It was good, but you sang in the key of D and it was in the key of D, darling.
10:50So we're sorry, but you have to give up the treasure hunt.
10:57Up with those bugs!
10:58Dombra, dombra, dombra!
10:59Cah, cah, cah, cah, cah!
11:00With that nasal turd you haven't had the slightest chance.
11:03The bowl has immediately ejected you!
11:06The guni has put in the effort anyway and definitely deserves a round of applause.
11:10Well, if you don't want to applaud, that's fine.
11:11You'll see what a voice I have!
11:13Dombra, dombra, dombra!
11:16Oh, let's give you another chance, pirate!
11:18Come on, again with more desire!
11:22Vacala, win, win, win, win!
11:23Add more excitement!
11:26Look, kid, you have to vocalize, man, because you singers nowadays are hard to understand.
11:30While the pirate duo is breaking open the Xbox box, let's talk to him.
11:34You've been given a lot of opportunities, huh?
11:36But there have been few.
11:37Didn't you say you had a good voice?
11:39Of course, but my nerves really got to me!
11:42Ah, what was that!
11:43By the way, you may not have any, but you don't have any style of dress either.
11:47At least I change my clothes, right?
11:48Like you, slob.
11:50No, ladies!
11:51And what was that, pirate?
11:54Dombra, dombra!
11:56Oh my goodness, what is this!
11:58I think I just got pierced by the sight of my eardrum.
12:00Magnificent performance, passes the test.
12:02What do you mean, he passes the test?
12:03We've got Risto Mejide on the jury.
12:05Yes, the little wolf Jasilito!
12:07Dombra, dombra, dombra!
12:09Well yes, the truth is that you have a resemblance to him.
12:11But remember, Joselito was very happy and it ended very badly.
12:15Yes, but everything has ended up much worse.
12:17Where will it end?
12:19I just don't know how to sing!
12:24Man, you could have put a little effort into it.
12:26There are many people who don't know how to sing, like Paris Hilton, and they release albums.
12:29Well, she's also a billionaire, and this kid, right?
12:33There is no bigger bowl!
12:34Dombra, dombra, dombra!
12:36The poor boy is a little uncomfortable in the bowl and hasn't been able to concentrate on singing.
12:42Well, look, we're going to give you a much more comfortable place to sing.
12:45It's the lake.
12:45Come on, sing now!
12:47Let's go for Eurovision!
12:48This guni's big dream is to be chosen to represent Japan at Eurovision.
12:56But this is not the program where the Eurovision representatives are chosen, nor can Japan participate in this centamin.
13:02You can't go, you bore.
13:04Are you sad?
13:05You look devastated, huh?
13:06That gesture of touching your ear proves it.
13:08Know?
13:09Well...
13:10Maybe you were waiting at Nueva Remedios Amaya.
13:11Are you going to shut up or let me talk?
13:13I had prepared a spectacular choreography in which I did this.
13:16Look, pay attention.
13:17Not even Ricky Martin.
13:19Very pretty.
13:20Thank you.
13:21I was inspired by the master, the great Leonardo before.
13:24Pepe, show a points.
13:25Pepe, show a points.
13:26You'll like my style!
13:27Well, it didn't kill us either, so to speak, kid.
13:33He wasn't referring to his singing style, but to his diving style.
13:38With a lot of energy!
13:39One moment.
13:40This girl is called Cindy and she wants to tell us something.
13:42If we find the treasure, I'll sing you the theme song from The Goonies movie.
13:46Shadow, shadow, shadow!
13:49Oh, I want to hear it!
13:50Come on, girl.
13:51If you make it, make us a snack and let out the Goonies war cry.
13:55Come on!
13:57Does anyone want me to cut their hair with my sword?
14:11Not me, but look at what a big ball I have.
14:15I only trust my hairdresser.
14:20Entrafillas, welcome to the Friki Gincana.
14:22First you will have to pass these obstacles, then grab a bun with your mouth,
14:25and to play you will take an envelope that has a name inside.
14:28And the character you get is the one you have to take to the finish line pulling the cart.
14:31As if he were a donkey! Oh my God!
14:33Let's Play!
14:35I prefer the play.
14:37I play poker!
14:38And I, and I, and I, and I, I to the games of the Heipen nest.
14:41And I the dolls.
14:43And I the tit.
14:45The little bird dies!
14:47And the Geek Treasure Hunt begins.
14:49The Goonies rush into playing like they did when they were kids.
14:52But the thing is, they are still children, although quite clever, that's true.
14:55After passing under that net, they will head to a pool of flour where chocolate buns are hidden.
15:00The Goonies will have to pick one up with their mouths, without using their hands, and they won't be able to eat it.
15:05They must hold on to it, so that it gets annoying.
15:08How cruel! What a way to treat children!
15:10Well, that thing about pulling carts, whoever gets a stuffed animal, is easy.
15:14But if you get caught with a bad guy, you're in for a real bad time.
15:17It seems Juanito isn't very happy with this taxi's service and isn't going to leave a tip.
15:22And the kid who's left alone has to get Winnie the Pooh to the finish line.
15:25And despite how bad a driver this goonie is, Winnie keeps smiling.
15:29And finally, the boy manages to get the teddy bear to the finish line, although he has lost several points for reckless driving.
15:36That's Winnie the Pooh you see!
15:38As?
15:38He didn't pay for my tuition. He seems like a nice guy who's a total cheat.
15:41It's a stuffed animal, it has no money!
15:43Oh no?
15:44Of course, the stuffed animals are poor, they don't even have anything to eat.
15:47Well, that Winnie had a cartoon series that I saw, so he has some money.
15:51Unless he's stupid and doesn't get paid.
15:54Are!
15:56The!
15:57Oh, how it was, how it was! Better!
15:59Gunnies!
16:00Go for it!
16:02Muend!
16:03Die, partridge!
16:05How lovely! This time the scavenger hunt is led by girls.
16:09Because in this program we defend gender equality.
16:12If a boy can pull a cart, a girl can too.
16:15Man, we also have to say that we are not in favor of children pulling cars.
16:19We do this because it's a game.
16:20And we must clarify that Humor Amarillo promotes a healthy diet.
16:23That thing about eating chocolate buns like crazy isn't right either.
16:27This poor girl has been given the surprise envelope by Juanito, who, with his extra weight, is not an easy burden.
16:32It's a good thing he doesn't have a whip, because otherwise he'd probably hit her to make her go faster.
16:36It arrived at the same time as the one that carried the Playboy bunny and Juanito.
16:39And poor Winnie the Pooh comes back bumping into his car.
16:42No win for Moratón.
16:43Are!
16:45Vile!
16:46Us!
16:47World!
16:49Gunis!
16:49Better yet!
16:50Paloma dies!
16:53We have just seen a fundamental difference between boys and girls.
16:56The girls had come with the little act well prepared.
16:59The children, on the other hand, apart from copying them without hesitation, have not rehearsed and have performed terribly.
17:04They were messy.
17:06That's why we put the expired buns on them.
17:08Don't worry, nothing's going to happen to them, at most a slight stomach ache.
17:11This kid is on his way to pick up the mail and he's been assigned to carry the Playboy bunny.
17:15He's really excited because he thinks that thanks to the bunny they're going to let him into the Playboy mansion.
17:20Come on, you're ready.
17:21This other one whose mouth is confused with the bun has to transport an animal.
17:25He is a problematic passenger, because if his trip is not comfortable and pleasant,
17:30He's going to give a hard time to the poor taxi driver who's going to drop him off.
17:33Oh my God! He's going to kill poor Winnie!
17:36But help him, kid, he's going to break his neck!
17:39Winnie the Pooh, for a change, has received another blow to the face.
17:42We are informed that Winnie the Pooh has requested immediate resignation.
17:45And animal, I think it won't take long for him to ask for it.
17:48While the straggler goes to grab the envelope, even though he already knows what's coming to him.
17:52Come on, kid, Juanito, you don't need to open the envelope!
17:54Juanito is angry because he is late for an appointment.
17:57Does Juanito have a date? With whom?
17:59With her mother, who has arranged to meet her for lunch.
18:02Well, it seems to me that her mother can start eating alone now.
18:05The boy, with great effort, manages to get Juanito to the finish line.
18:09Although the screams the bald man gives him also help.
18:11Poor bun! The kid has deformed him from fright.
18:15Let's talk to him.
18:16Breathe, kid, you're exhausted.
18:17Hey, why are you white?
18:19Because of the scare.
18:20Of course, that scream you gave me, Juanito, would scare anyone.
18:23No, you scared me, you're very ugly, man.
18:26And the geeky scavenger hunt has been a serious loss for the Goonies, leaving them at 76.
18:31I have no clues. I don't know where to look for the treasure. Now all that's left is for the bad guys to attack me.
18:36Hello, Pepe! How are you?
18:37Well, here we go.
18:39You don't know where the treasure is, do you?
18:41I have no idea.
18:42Well, I would say that it did come out.
18:43No, please, I have an appointment. I have to go. Sorry. See you later.
18:46Come here, if you don't have an appointment. Come on, spill it all. Don't make it any harder, okay?
18:51What's this? Let's see, what's this?
18:53A microphone.
18:56And Goonies doesn't live on physical tests alone.
18:59Now comes a challenge in which the Goonies will have to put their intellect to the test.
19:03Man, that's about it. We'll ask you some questions, and you'll have to flip the card that corresponds to the answer.
19:09Hello, Goonies!
19:10Hello, pirate! I'm Professor Pinky and I'm going to test you.
19:13Of course!
19:14We are the blue-handed emirs and we have to prevent the goonies from passing this test.
19:18answering questions before them.
19:21Although it's going to be difficult because none of us have a degree.
19:24Go for them!
19:24The goonies are very nervous, as always before an exam.
19:28First question! Let's see, TV material.
19:31How does Iñaki Gabilondo's newscast begin?
19:34Wow, how subjects have changed since I was in school!
19:37Goonies number two has reached the answer first, number nine.
19:40But since this is a serious exam, let's call Mr. Notary, who is Chucky, to check that everything is in order.
19:46This is not one of those positions where places are given in advance.
19:50Wait a minute, Goonie number two has disappeared. She's not here.
19:54Oh, what a scare he had given me!
19:56You got an A!
19:57And now the physical education question.
20:00What position do you have to finish in to win the gold medal?
20:04Well, since the questions are a little more difficult, and to prevent the Goonies from getting them all right, the henchmen block their path.
20:11It's that Pinky is good and wants to pass everyone.
20:14And in case there was anyone who didn't get it right, you have to finish first.
20:17Look, Mom, you said I was never going to pass anything, man.
20:21Let's get on with the history lesson, pirates.
20:23What number did Philip V's son, Ferdinand, receive?
20:26Well, even though the question was easy, the henchmen have stopped dead.
20:29It's just that when they think too much they get stuck.
20:32Oh look, like the window when we are setting up the program!
20:34And that's how happy some number five is to pass the test.
20:38Subject of gossip magazines, pirates.
20:40There is a magazine called One Number and then Minutes.
20:43What number is that? The one before the word minutes.
20:46The question left everyone speechless.
20:49Minions and Goonies, because you have to be a geek.
20:51But what are you doing following the zero?
20:53It was ten minutes, of course.
20:55The magazine my mother reads.
20:56The Goonies have lost this round, but the final question remains.
20:59And you stop fooling around already, man.
21:01And the final question is super difficult, pirates.
21:04It is a very complex mathematical operation.
21:06Ready.
21:07One pirate plus two pirates plus three pirates plus five pirates.
21:10Same? How many pirates are there?
21:12Of course, with Pinky as a teacher, the failure rate in Spanish schools was going to drop dramatically.
21:19And the goonies have passed the exam and are passing the test.
21:21You have a license plate!
21:23But let's talk to one of the goonies who passed the exam.
21:25Was the exam difficult?
21:27Well, a little bit, actually.
21:29Oh really?
21:29Yes, I think there were questions that were inflated with very bad intentions.
21:34And you can tell me, I didn't even know the last one.
21:36That?
21:37That I couldn't find the result.
21:38Son, Pepi!
21:39It's just that I didn't have the same opportunities that you all have today.
21:43Hey, Junior, I'm sure the treasure is here.
21:46Because I've been fishing for a while and I haven't caught anything.
21:49Yes, I saw it at the beginning of the program and it's here underwater.
21:53Inspire, because I think I have it.
21:55Hit it hard, Takeshi, don't let it get away.
21:57We are rich, rich!
21:58Wow, that's a giant sandal.
22:01And it smells awful.
22:02Well, it's not even my number.
22:04It's of no use to us.
22:05Is Sandal near the treasure?
22:07This sandal doesn't say anything.
22:08It is a mute sandal.
22:10Well, see you later, sandal.
22:11We will keep searching.
22:13I'll fly it, Junior.
22:14It's very close.
22:15What is that, Takeshi?
22:17It's a frog or a turtle or a cross between the two.
22:20That bug looks dangerous.
22:22And look out for us.
22:25What, Takeshi? Do you want to get on the boat, Junior?
22:27Don't leave him Takeshi, we'll fall.
22:29We're all going into the water.
22:30And here they dump toxic waste.
22:32Oh, let me go with you, this lake is radioactive!
22:35He wants us to adopt each other, Junior.
22:37Come on, man, we have nothing better to do.
22:39Get out, mutant!
22:41Can the Goonies slurp on an ironing board?
22:44Will they be able to withstand the pressure of many boards?
22:47Will they overcome the dreaded nipple attack?
22:49We will answer all these questions and many more here and now.
22:52Joque Piñazo just gave the poor little drawing a hard time.
22:56The tiny ones!
22:58Nobody knows where they are!
23:00Little kind beings!
23:02They are living with us!
23:05Let's surf!
23:07Whoever messes with my model, I'll break their mouth!
23:10Wow, we're off to a good start!
23:12Who is this?
23:13The evil Goonie!
23:14He is not the fashion designer Goonie.
23:16The thing is that lately the reviews of her outfits haven't been very good.
23:19Yes, it's strange. Well, let's not criticize him, or he'll get angry.
23:25I am Lagun and Cudeiro!
23:26Look at her! Lagun y Cudeiro is so sweet, so young, she's in the prime of life!
23:31However, and although it is a tragedy, he is about to die.
23:34No! You've killed Lagun and Cudeiro!
23:39I am a woman now!
23:40Will it refer to this or that?
23:43Look, leave him alone, we're going to get into trouble. Besides, he's already fallen into the water.
23:50Wait a minute, wait a minute!
23:52I didn't understand what this guy said. Can you repeat it?
23:55Come on, yes, let's see, let's see what he said.
23:57It seems like an old word.
23:59That's the caveman Goonie!
24:00But if it comes from the caves, how did it get here?
24:02Well, very easy, with Marty McFly's DeLorean.
24:05But that's not possible!
24:06Hello, hello! Is anyone home?
24:08The DeLorean is a time machine, man.
24:10Very don't cry!
24:10This kid was making reference to the famous song by The Cure, which said that boys don't cry.
24:17Because he wants to fulfill it. He's said that no matter how much the blows hurt, he won't cry.
24:21No matter how much the sex-changed Indian scares him, he won't be scared.
24:25And he's not going to let them demolish his building to build a shopping mall.
24:29Because what he likes are small neighborhood shops.
24:31If I die, I'll leave it all to my sister!
24:34Well, girl, it's not that bad, you're too young to die.
24:37It is that Lagun and Cudeiro second.
24:39Wow, then you were really clever about making the will.
24:42No! You've killed Lagun and Cudeiro II!
24:47Sunflowers are in love with the sun and that's why they always look at it...
24:50Shut up Pitrafilla and kiss the rabla!
24:51This girl has a special sensitivity. She's a lagun and a poet!
24:55In this ruthless and cruel world there is no place for poetesses.
24:59What's up, girls?!
25:00Pitrafilla has done it to you with the socks, huh?
25:03This guni is called roco, because its parts are of considerable size.
25:06But what is true and what is legend in this story?
25:09Maybe he put on a few socks, as Tani said.
25:13They are socks, which I don't wear a lot!
25:15The mystery has been solved by a lot of discussion. This guy is a fraud.
25:18And now that we've discovered it, he falls into the water in shame.
25:22I just inherited!
25:23It is Lagun and Cudeiro Tercera, that I have inherited all the belongings of your recently deceased sister.
25:28No! You've killed Lagun and Cudeiro Tercera!
25:31She hopes that the ghosts of Lagun and Cudeiro will take revenge on the person who killed them.
25:35But why are you taking it out on me when I didn't do anything! Let me go, you damn ghosts!
25:39Oh, how cold is the water! I curse!
25:41How did you leave my suit?
25:42Look, a lot of revenge, but in the end, they're the ones who got wet more than me.
25:47These girls are really kind, really.
25:49Hello, what's up!
25:51Wait a minute, I know this kid, he looks very familiar.
25:53Of course I sound familiar! I'm the son of Data, the original Guni, the one who made the inventions.
25:58Data's son is called Miniguni and they have never taken him or his inventions seriously.
26:03Today he put his glue-on shoes to the test, which stick to the board.
26:07They're working very well for him. This Miniguni is a genius.
26:10He has also incorporated springs into his shoes to pop out the nipples.
26:14And the truth is that the Miniguni has done better than all the previous gunis.
26:17But now we are going to see the deaths of the three Cudeiro sisters repeated.
26:21This is the eldest sister, the first to die and the one who paved the way for the others.
26:27And now comes the second. And look how similar they were, their death was exactly the same.
26:32Of course, they were twin sisters.
26:34And the poor girl who inherited all her sisters' dolls didn't have time to enjoy them because she died as soon as she stepped on the board.
26:43We got it Takesi! You've caught some treasure!
26:45What a rare treasure, isn't it? How much will we get for it, Takesi!
26:50Take it! Take it, Junior! Take it, it's beautiful!
26:52You can say that! How nice!
26:54But wait, I think that's it!
27:00She was a silly girl!
27:03What treasure, what treasure!
27:05I'm left without an umbrella!
27:08And it's very sunny!
27:09Well, garlic and water, man!
27:11The last samurai protects the lost treasure and won't let anyone near it!
27:16Gabarro!
27:17It's ours now!
27:18Don't speak before your time, big mouth!
27:20Run! The treasure is hidden in one of the holes marked with a skull.
27:24Yes, it may be there!
27:26Oh! He's got more than just snakes!
27:29Oops! There's one that's stuck to my privates!
27:30Oh, that hurts! Oh, oh, oh!
27:32And here comes Cindy Laguni, who had promised to sing without finding the treasure!
27:36Hey, but the treasure wasn't underwater.
27:38Yes, but the lake where the chest fell dried up and now it's this terrace.
27:42So there was no money to shoot aquatic scenes.
27:45Exactly!
27:46Cindy was wrong.
27:47But you, Miniguni, you can find it!
27:49You can save all those families who are going to be left homeless!
27:52But Miniguni, no! That's not where it belongs!
27:54You certainly haven't studied the map.
27:56And this is Mikey, one of the original Goonies.
27:58He is the last one left, our last hope.
28:00Yes, Mikey, there! You've found the treasure!
28:03Oh, there's a lot of money here! At least a million!
28:05Yes, we did it!
28:07The Goonies just saved hundreds of families.
28:10They will no longer have to leave their homes.
28:11Wow! Screw the speculators!
28:14And now Cindy is going to keep her promise.
28:16He's going to sing us a song!
28:17Cindy is the daughter of Cindy Lauper herself,
28:20the singer of the main theme song for the Goonies movie.
28:23And pay attention, because he sings better than his mother,
28:25although he dresses just as badly.
28:27Come on, Cindy!
28:28Sing like only a Goonie can!
28:30Come on, leave it all!
28:31All right, Dano! My record label's on!
28:59You're the cousin who cums!
29:02I just met a very nice guy who wants to be my friend.
29:05It's called Slot.
29:05Hello, Pepe!
29:07You know what? Slot loves Pepe.
29:10But I'm not gay. This guy is very confused.
29:12Don't you want to be Slot's friend?
29:14Huh? You don't want to be my friend?
29:15Because I'm ugly. Huh? Right?
29:17No, it's not because of that. It's because I like titis better.
29:19Ow, ow! Okay, okay!
29:21Pepe wants Slot! Pepe wants Slot!
29:23Pepe wants Slot!
29:25Oh, that's how I like it!
29:26Oh, what...
29:28Oh, what...
29:28Oh, what...
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