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00:00Let's see, let's see, what's on Humor Amarillo today?
00:03Wow, blows, I can't believe it.
00:06Girl, don't try hard, because if you're in a bad mood, that means you're definitely going to crash.
00:11And what's going to happen to this one? Let's see...
00:13Wow, how original!
00:30Welcome to a new installment of gratuitous blows and stereo punches.
00:39This is Humor Amarillo, a program that stands the test of time.
00:42Of course, the years don't pass, it's like it's always the same.
00:45It is the only television program in the world that is cryogenized itself.
00:48Come on, let's get started because as the wise man said, the sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
00:54News flash.
00:55As a result of the lack of ideas of the person responsible for Humor Amarillo,
00:58The management of this network has decided to make a series of drastic changes to the program.
01:03From today, Humor Amarillo stops being a contest and becomes a space dedicated to love,
01:07which has more audience.
01:08Let's begin!
01:09Yellow Love! I'm looking for a partner!
01:11I'm sure to get it today! I'm sure to get it!
01:13News flash.
01:15As a result of Pepe's lack of professionalism,
01:18It has been decided that the Humor Amarillo interviews will be conducted by another reporter.
01:21That's me, a serious reporter who even says hello before starting.
01:24I only have one dream, that when people see me on the street they say,
01:29There goes a real professional.
01:30And if I have to get naked to achieve it, then I'll get naked.
01:34The trafillas, an old monk Solín once told me,
01:37A life without love is like an elephant without a trunk.
01:39That's why lovers look like trunks.
01:41You look desperate, huh?
01:47You have such a desire to get laid that you can't hold back.
01:50Love is in the air.
01:51I notice it, I feel it.
01:52Let's see, who do you think will get out of here today?
01:54With a partner?
01:56Me! Me! Me, me!
01:58Me, me, me, me!
01:59I see that those of you who raise your hands are in the minority.
02:01You orange guys, put your hands down because I'm going to talk to a girl who looks nice.
02:05Thanks for your words, Tani.
02:06You are welcome.
02:07Thank you.
02:07Hey, leave it already.
02:09Are you single, Jimmy?
02:10Yes, I'm single.
02:11Can I ask you what that's like because she's pretty hot.
02:14I'm waiting for my ideal man.
02:16Ah, you're one of those who looks for a hairy man, like that, chubby.
02:19Not quite.
02:20So?
02:21You and me, you and me.
02:22So much, I understand you.
02:23I don't know what you're talking about.
02:24Well, look, I'm talking about you and I going out to dinner tonight and then we'll have a drink, okay?
02:29Wow, what a nice boy!
02:30Go here!
02:31I think you two will make a great couple.
02:33Don't you like it?
02:34Tania, you do it in Virnia.
02:36Well, I think I'm walking on murky ground, so I'm coming at these clowns.
02:40Because what is a lover without a clown in the hands of fate?
02:43You'll agree with me, won't you, darling?
02:45I didn't understand anything you told me.
02:47Oh, what a cute little nose, huh!
02:48You got that!
02:49And you're all going to get this now.
02:52The nougat!
03:01Junior, do you know what this is?
03:04At first I thought it was a toothbrush, but I think it's a hammer.
03:06Yes, but a hammer, what for?
03:08What is this hammer for, do you know?
03:11I guess to hammer giant nails.
03:13Yes, I'm going to nail you.
03:14It's for some test I made up.
03:16It's a prototype and you'll have the honor of testing it.
03:19You have to reach that bell, but giving it a weight that is on the ground.
03:21With a strong blow, like this.
03:23Those who fill the bell pass the phase.
03:26Should I hit him with the hammer?
03:27Yes, with the hammer.
03:28How original, Taquesi!
03:30Go on, try it, Junior. Come on.
03:31Hey, Taquesi, there's something I don't understand.
03:33In this test the contestants don't hit each other, right?
03:35You shut up and hit the hammer, Junior.
03:37Damn puppy!
03:39I'll kill you! All of this!
03:45Oh, what a scare!
03:46What is that, Taquesi?
03:47That almost killed me.
03:48Nothing, nothing, no case.
03:49You do it again. Do it, do it.
03:51But, Taquesi!
03:52Come on, Junior, it's no big deal. Go for it.
03:58Well, it seems to have worked.
04:00Look, Taquesi, little birds.
04:02You see, little birds?
04:03Yes, there are many.
04:04Then I think I've gone too far.
04:05Hahaha!
04:07To the mess!
04:21And we begin this first program of Amor Amarillo with the test The Buns of Love.
04:40Here the contestants have to demonstrate their mouth skills.
04:44That's why they go inside a potato sack, so that they can keep their hands still, which some have very long ones, and concentrate on the oral work.
04:51In fact, some people get so focused that they don't treat the bun like a bun, but like a girl.
04:57Here we see a screw kiss with the bun.
05:00This is a light bulb kiss, because the bun was a little high.
05:03And the first place finishers happily run off to eat their cake in private.
05:07But not everyone rushes headlong into making out with the first bun they find.
05:11Or worse, with the first bun that is free.
05:14There are people who prefer to reflect rather than throw themselves into the arms of some random bun.
05:18They are those who, like the girl we are going to see next, say...
05:23I'd rather wait for the bun of my life.
05:26Sorry, handsome. You're not the hottie I was hoping for.
05:30Others, on the other hand, give in to lust and debauchery.
05:33Come on, cough at once! Let's get into a mess!
05:36I like tall girls! Come here, dude, I'll give you a slingshot! I'll get you, my squirt!
05:41Come with me, bun! Don't resist anymore!
05:44And alongside these outcasts, we also find the case of those who can't get a job even with help.
05:50Oh, bun, please give me a kiss! Just one kiss!
05:54And in this jumble of men, lesbians, and women, extreme situations inevitably arise.
06:00Megro, Puri! Both at once with this one, go for it!
06:04Yes, please step on me, step on me! I've been a very naughty boy!
06:08And here we have a tribute to the three, or as they say in French, a menace to Troyes.
06:11Of course, in such chaos there could not be missing individuals who are capable of anything to get a kiss.
06:17And they're not being subtle, are they?
06:19They go all out, they say it like it is.
06:22Oh, darling, I'll help you and then you'll give me a big snot, okay? Cough up your nose! Step on a tree, you little snot!
06:28Wait, I'll find you a bun, but if I find one, give me a kiss, okay?
06:31But what happens if there's no bun? No bun, no kiss?
06:35We're going to find out right now because the whistle has just sounded signaling the end of the test.
06:39I didn't take the bun, so no kiss!
06:41Come on, a small one, please!
06:44Poor thing, don't you feel sorry for him?
06:45Well no!
06:46Come on, kiss him! I'll interview you later, but kiss him first, come on.
06:51Well, here I go, huh?
06:52Yes, come on, please! Please, he's going to kiss me, how exciting!
06:56But let it be clear to you that it's because I asked him to, okay?
06:59Right? Isn't that why?
07:00So, don't let me down now and start talking nonsense because I can see you coming, okay?
07:04I want a chaste and pure kiss, like the ones in romantic movies.
07:08Come on, whenever you want, girl. Go for it!
07:10Come on, give me the kiss, I promise to behave like a gentleman.
07:13Come on, don't go crazy shouting, that's it, okay?
07:15That's it!
07:15And 99 contestants are worthy of continuing their search for their yellow love.
07:27Well, Juanito, I'd like you to tell us about your love life.
07:31So far we've only seen you playing the role of the bad beast,
07:34of a wild animal, of a blockhead or a brainiac, of an imbecile with a lot of muscle, or not?
07:39You'll be a bastard! I'll teach you to respect the work of human beings, man!
07:45What a jerk, huh?
07:50And we come to the love burgers.
07:54To the hamburger!
07:56I love you, Eusebia!
07:57As we all know, and as this Japanese sign reminds us, love is blind.
08:02That's why this man is in love with his cow.
08:04And he's willing to get wet for her.
08:06In this test, the yellow love contestants have to prove that they are capable of running blindly in search of love.
08:12But in a straight line, of course.
08:14And don't be fooled.
08:15This man looks clumsy and he really is.
08:18But love gives him wings.
08:19Don't you stop to think, am I going down the right path?
08:22Mother, what a mess I've had!
08:24And even if love is blind, it is worth looking.
08:26A little bit at least.
08:28There was nothing there, girl!
08:29Come on, let's interview her.
08:31Didn't you see that there was no stone?
08:33Well no.
08:34And so?
08:34It's just that I'm very passionate.
08:36Hey, the cameraman is as hot as a truck!
08:37You're not that blind, are you?
08:39Hey, I'll let you give me a hug.
08:40Come on, cuddle me, please.
08:43That was a push, a shove!
08:45Other contestants, like this chicken, are the kind who can never make up their minds.
08:49They are what are called love nomads.
08:52Some, on the other hand, are so blinded by love that they don't see what clothes they wear.
08:55And of course, with those looks, they're not going to get any attention at all.
08:59Well, backwards is better!
09:00Naturally, a contestant who falls to the ground after saying that is a target for a jail sentence.
09:05Because nobody knows what it means to flirt backwards.
09:08Now, falling backward, we all understand.
09:11This contestant brings Babi because love makes him feel like a child.
09:15That's why his fall is a bit childish.
09:18And the way he swims too.
09:20Here comes a passionate man.
09:22Passionate about running, jumping, but above all, passionate about crashing.
09:27And we end up with an individual who can't stand getting his nose wet.
09:30And what does that have to do with love?
09:32Oh, little grasshoppers, you still have so many things to learn.
09:50And love leads us headlong into a new challenge.
10:04The test of all tests.
10:06Hey, can I have a kiss?
10:12A spider! Help! A spider!
10:15I'll spend all morning at the hairdresser's for you, thief.
10:25The heart and the woman are conquered with laughter.
10:28I'm happy for you, my trafilla.
10:29To the circuit!
10:30We're on the love circuit, where our singles will have to put their seduction techniques to the test.
10:35To try to stop them, several evangelical pastors and a Buddhist monk have been placed along the road.
10:41The monk thing is to create a good vibe.
10:44And this man is currently fulfilling his promise.
10:46He said he was going to make people laugh, and he's succeeding.
10:49He is one of those people who is capable of anything to bring a smile to the face of the person he loves.
10:56And even break it on his head.
10:59Someone like that deserves an interview.
11:01When the animal stops laughing at him, of course.
11:03Proud of your son?
11:04Well yes.
11:05Haven't you felt ashamed?
11:06Not at all. That's how his father won me over.
11:09Now I understand everything.
11:10Do you want to say something, clown?
11:12Where are the girls?
11:13You promised me a clown, man.
11:19Awesome.
11:20The Chinese cudeiro really knows how to win us over.
11:22The Chino Cudeiro comes looking for a Chino Cudeira, but...
11:25No! You've killed the Chinese cudeiro!
11:28And now he won't have cudeiritos.
11:32I am a confident woman!
11:33This girl is called Marifé herself and she came to Amor Amarillo looking for a henpecked man.
11:38And since we don't have any of that, we throw a stone at him.
11:41But she doesn't care, because Marifé is very clear about what she wants and she has come here to prove it.
11:46She doesn't want the typical macho man who gives orders all day long without any criteria, right?
11:50She is convinced that if someone in her relationship has to give unreasonable orders, it should be her.
11:55For example, Mari doesn't want to be given a goal now.
11:58And there's no way to give it to him.
11:59But be careful, Marifé seems to be scared by Juanito Calvicie's scream.
12:03And that's the worst thing a man can do to Marifé.
12:06Marifé, jump!
12:07You have to keep going!
12:08Turn around!
12:09On the other hand, Marifé!
12:10Runs!
12:11Hey, stop ordering me around!
12:14I didn't do it on purpose, just so you know!
12:16And as he just proved, this man knows how to win a woman over.
12:27He's the sexiest contestant we've had on today's yellow love!
12:31He is certainly a strong candidate to win the award.
12:34His name is Mesuda Lo Sensi and he is a true Latin lover.
12:37Japanese, you mean.
12:39Well, a Japanese Latin.
12:41No, man, no. It must be Japanese Latin.
12:42Well, Japanese Latin is already reaching its goal.
12:45And if anyone still has doubts about their animal magnetism, pay attention!
12:49Come on, Mesuda!
12:50Show them how a real seducer moves.
13:00Mommy, Daddy, I love you!
13:02The typical turkey enters the fray.
13:05Yes, because of course coming to a dating show and saying hello to mom and dad.
13:09It's what is called going backwards.
13:11Like crabs.
13:12You have to move a little, girl, it's already too late to stay so attached to your parents.
13:18Nina, stop messing around! Let's get down to business!
13:21Wow, one that gets straight to the point.
13:24He is a man who is not looking for a partner.
13:26Look for a short roll.
13:28And it looks like he's going to get it.
13:30He's going to have a very brief run with the circuit.
13:33Well, we're going to end our relationship with you in a pirate way.
13:36But very, very...
13:38...pirate.
13:39Did you enjoy it as much as we did?
13:42Hey? Did you have a good time?
13:45Well, it seems not.
13:46Let's dance, come on!
13:48And now all the other contestants can leave because a Brazilian is entering the circuit.
13:53A man who carries sensuality on his hips.
13:56It is also said that he is the secret son of the singer Roberto Carlos.
14:00Although this is doubtful because their last names do not match.
14:02This boy's name is Carlos Santiago.
14:05And Carlos Santiago is truly showing off his dancing skills.
14:09He started with samba.
14:10He has continued with capoeira.
14:12Now he's doing a little conga line.
14:14And when he gets to the platform he has promised that there will be a raguetón dance.
14:18Yes, because to dance reggaeton I needed more space, of course.
14:22And pay attention, the time is coming.
14:24Oh well, it seems the platform wasn't the right size either.
14:27Let's interview him, man.
14:29Carlos Santiago, what happened?
14:30I fell!
14:31Anything else?
14:32To the water!
14:33So dance something to dry off, okay?
14:38Are we going to my house?
14:40I'm a piece of shit!
14:42Our next contestant is a tough guy.
14:44More than tough, some would say he's an insensitive guy.
14:48It seems that nothing affects him.
14:49However, he longs for someone to love him and melt his icy heart.
14:53And that someone could be...
14:55Juanito Calvicio.
14:56I love you, tough guy!
14:58Come here!
14:59That statement came at a bad time for me.
15:01The poor guy has lost his concentration.
15:03My heart is broken!
15:05Sounds great to me, damn line, but wait for it to whistle.
15:08To the circuit!
15:09This boy comes to yellow love with a certain pessimism.
15:12His love life has been like his beginning in the test.
15:15Hard and painful.
15:17However, deep down, he maintains a hope.
15:20Her heart has been broken several times, but she still believes in love.
15:23But that's because he still hasn't realized that his girlfriend just dumped him.
15:27Oh really?
15:28Look, here I have the email.
15:29Wait, I'll tell you.
15:30Hey, your girl just left you and took the dog!
15:33My goodness, it has sunk.
15:35No, no, it hasn't sunk.
15:36Because he knows that in yellow love he can still find his soulmate.
15:40Will it be your half lemon?
15:41Well, in his case more like his half melon.
15:44Wow, how much fruit has come out in just one moment, right?
15:45How cool!
15:47And only 56 contestants have emerged alive from the love circuit.
15:51Many seem to me.
15:52One of the challenges I have set myself as a reporter is to give a voice to those who normally
15:57they don't have it.
15:58That's why I'm going to interview a charismatic yellow humor character.
16:02Animal!
16:03What's up, Big Boy?
16:04Very well, Little Pepe.
16:05I'm going to give you the microphone so you can say whatever you want.
16:09Everything, huh!
16:10Come on, your chance is here.
16:12Well, look, I was born in a small town in Kansas.
16:14My goodness, what a pain in the ass guy.
16:15Now I understand why they never interview her.
16:18Once it starts, it won't shut up.
16:20Because everyone thinks their life is interesting.
16:23Let me say it, okay?
16:24But let this bore believe it.
16:25I'm sick of seeing your military anecdotes.
16:28I don't care if your mother has bunions or chilblains.
16:31He will be unhappy!
16:32Don't even mention my mother, eh!
16:34Don't even mention it!
16:41Junior, this test is going to be revolutionary.
16:44Nothing like this has ever been seen on TV, ever.
16:46If you say so...
16:48Well, let's try the test.
16:49Let's see if it works.
16:50Choose card, come on.
16:51I ask for row 1 and the column of the man with the beret.
16:54Is this the man in the beret?
16:57Yes, that's it, that's it.
16:58And the question is...
17:00Shoot, Taquesi!
17:01A train leaves Cuenca for Castordiales at 12:30 at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour.
17:07Should I continue, Junior?
17:08Go on!
17:09The name of the train driver came out and was clear.
17:12But, Taquesi!
17:13I can't know that.
17:15Take a chance, Junior, come on.
17:16And what do I know, maybe his name is Valentin.
17:20You failed, Junior.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:24Ramon!
17:24July!
17:25Henry!
17:25Alfonso!
17:26José Miguel!
17:27Don't cry, Junior!
17:28Behave like a man, huh!
17:30Wait, I gave you another chance!
17:31Are you ready, Junior?
17:32Yeah!
17:34Sure?
17:34Yes, man, yes!
17:35There goes the second question.
17:37Tell him I'm falling now, Taquesi!
17:39Tell him now!
17:39No, Junior!
17:40Don't fall!
17:41Let me see for the second question, eh!
17:42Come on!
17:42I'll read it to you now, okay?
17:43Please, Taquesi!
17:44I can't take it anymore!
17:45I can't stand it!
17:46I'm leaving!
17:47Well, I'm coming now, eh!
17:48Attention!
17:48And the second question is...
17:51Junior, man!
17:54You just blew the test!
17:55Although it doesn't matter, because I don't think it's good enough for a good yellow.
17:59Also, you look like a panda bear.
18:03And we come to the test preferred by the most romantic, the love stick.
18:08Practice four!
18:10Indeed, the directors of four also come to Yellow Love to compete.
18:14In an informal mood, without a tie, this executive is not looking for a partner.
18:18Compete for the public's love.
18:20Well, here you go, love!
18:21For my children!
18:22This divorced father has come looking for a woman who wants to be like a mother to his children and to him, too, of course.
18:30Well, there's no choice but to interview him.
18:33What divorced man, huh?
18:35Well, it seems to me that after the pitiful spectacle you've put on, it's going to be difficult for you to find a partner.
18:40But what do we have here?
18:41What is this little thing?
18:43Hello gorgeous!
18:43How are you?
18:44Look, camera, look.
18:45Do you want your dad to find a girlfriend?
18:48And you want another mom?
18:50Well, tell him, Adelanda, tell him.
18:54You don't say anything to him, do you?
18:55He's just a loser.
18:57My butt is heavy!
18:58It seems this girl has not understood the mechanics of this test.
19:01You're supposed to say what you'd be willing to do for love.
19:05For out of love he has told the truth.
19:08Indeed, his bottom is heavy.
19:14Hey, it's the sexy contestant!
19:17This man doesn't need to say what he would be capable of doing for love, because it is evident.
19:21He gives it his all!
19:24Heavens!
19:25The sexy contestant just smashed the mat into his face.
19:28Cheer up, sexy contestant!
19:29Dance to calm your fans!
19:31You sexy for my cat!
19:33You sexy for my cat!
19:35You sexy for my cat!
19:36I'm sexy too!
19:38Well, sorry for doubting it, but we haven't seen you move your body.
19:42The thing is, everyone here is sexy only on paper, but that has to be proven.
19:47Man, I don't know if you're sexy, but you're lucky for a while, huh?
19:49I'll put out your fire!
19:51And what's this girl up to?
19:53What does that have to do with the capacity for loving sacrifice?
19:57What does he think he is?
19:58A female firefighter?
19:59Well yes, and it goes down the bar very well, huh?
20:04I would give my life for you!
20:06Oh, how romantic!
20:07Although these things must be demonstrated.
20:10It looks great on TV, but reality is often very different.
20:13Well, he was on the verge of giving his life, although he only gave a shoulder.
20:19I'll throw myself at you with passion!
20:21It seems this one is a little less romantic.
20:23It goes to what it goes.
20:24Well, maybe it's thrown delicately.
20:27Yes, with the delicacy of a turd.
20:31I will be your hero!
20:33That's all very well, but we have to tell you something, kid.
20:35Heroes don't wear glasses, and we saw you take them off before getting on the platform.
20:42What a telegasp the nearsighted hero just got himself into!
20:44He hasn't seen the mat!
20:48I would fly for your love!
20:49This is getting a bit too palatable, huh?
20:52Fly, fly...
20:54How easy it is to use a metaphor to look good!
20:57Oh, well it has flown!
20:58It was a short flight, but it flew.
21:01And with their hearts swelling, the 16 remaining contestants continue their search for love.
21:08Oh my goodness!
21:09The most dangerous yellow love is reported to be the special envoy in the bad.
21:13As soon as they sign my settlement, I'm heading straight to the hospital.
21:17Come on, I'm going!
21:18Take your severance pay, you bastard!
21:20And here's your bonus!
21:22What a good person!
21:28He threw a mattress at me, otherwise I'd have left my kidneys on the floor.
21:32Oh my goodness, how good it is!
21:35We have reached the final test of yellow love.
21:38Naki's bridges are...
21:40Little swindlers!
21:41This is the ball of love.
21:42That is the bridge of love.
21:43Everyone to fall in love.
21:45Pirates!
21:45Pirates!
21:46I'm looking for a partner too!
21:48Here I am, monkey!
21:49You're such a show-off!
21:52To the bridge!
21:54I'm as fit as a fiddle!
21:56Next we are going to attend a real fashion show.
21:59What we don't know is what they are models of, because this one, for example, can only aspire to be a model of clumsiness.
22:05Well, let him do his best, because Naki's bridges are...
22:08...contestants must demonstrate their good taste by dressing...
22:11...and this one fails at that...
22:13...their coordination...
22:14...pretty bad, as you can see...
22:16...her elegance on the catwalk...
22:18...a zero out of ten...
22:20...and its resistance to shocks.
22:21And we're going to see that as the same thing.
22:23It seems to be their strong suit, in fact, because they are hitting all the right notes.
22:27The problem is that since his coordination is quite poor, he doesn't even need to be hit by a ball to make him fall to the ground.
22:32He was enough for himself and roasted himself.
22:34Here comes the male!
22:36A guy who seems very self-confident, showing a focused, very professional expression.
22:42He's the typical tough guy who, no matter how much he's suffering, never shows any signs of weakness.
22:47Not even when you're about to rip his hip off with a ball.
22:50But even tough guys break down, without letting out the slightest cry of pain.
22:57I'm like George Clooney!
22:58Yes, just like George Clooney. Your eyebrows are the most similar.
23:02We don't mind the contestants deceiving themselves, but the fact that they want to deceive us is excessive.
23:08Although I would say, judging by his terrified face, that he hasn't even managed to fool himself.
23:12This one falls apart at the first opportunity.
23:15Look, what I was saying.
23:16Hello, George Clooney! Home!
23:18But he didn't even like Pinky, he made Pinky like everyone.
23:24I'm very hard!
23:26Come on, let's show off!
23:27Not only has he made a remark in poor taste, but it could also be his final judgment.
23:32What's hard about him? The nakasones, maybe?
23:34Well no, it seems that's not the case, or not anymore.
23:37Are your legs as hard as two columns?
23:39Well, it seems not either.
23:40So, do they have nerve, or what?
23:43Well, it's going to be okay, because they just left it in the dumps.
23:46Ugh, she should have worn a longer shirt, because Pinky is freaking out.
23:50Pirate, what a sexy belly button you have!
23:52I couldn't handle the pressure, pirate.
23:54What does it mean?
23:57It's just that since it's been a while, until it was his turn to go up to the bridge, he's been killing time at the Yellow Love Bar.
24:03Yeah, if you get a kick out of here, you want Aunt Felisa, come on, it's going to be nice.
24:08Look how he walks, he has trouble walking in a straight line.
24:11He smelled his own breath and felt dizzy.
24:14You're not going to find a partner like that.
24:15I'm wearing my formal tracksuit!
24:16Let's see, the gala tracksuit?
24:18Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
24:20If this is the formal tracksuit, what will the one you wear to the mall be like?
24:23I think it's the same.
24:24Besides, the poor guy has a terrible style when he walks the catwalk.
24:27Don't worry, modeling teacher Pinky Winky will fix that right now.
24:32Come on, pirate, legs closer together!
24:34Put them together!
24:35Very good!
24:36No, better separated, better separated.
24:37Well, come on, put them back together.
24:39Let's see, turn a little to the left and now turn to the right.
24:41Fold it!
24:42Come on, fine!
24:43Be careful, your groin is showing!
24:44Raise that wall a little!
24:46Well, well, well, Pinky is tougher than Yogi Majo.
24:49And they ask us to come to our central studios because it seems Takeshi has found a new piece of evidence.
24:59Touch.
25:00Junior, this isn't going to work.
25:02The contestants are not stupid.
25:03They realize this is a fuse, man.
25:05Well now that you mention it, it's true.
25:07If you can see the tongue, these are bombs and it can't stop.
25:11They are black acts.
25:12But, Junior, we're playing for position, man.
25:16Since we don't find any new evidence, they're removing the yellow humor and leaving this bujo thing as a couple.
25:21I'm going to let it get this big and we'll think of something.
25:24Hey, Juan, while we have a real game of pool...
25:26Come on, Balín.
25:27Take away the bombs, okay?
25:28How do you play?
25:29You have to make a carom.
25:30Hit it with the cue, hit it.
25:32You have to make an effect, huh?
25:33I'm going to tell you a taco about this taco.
25:39Which?
25:40I can't tell you, Junior, that we're on children's time.
25:43I have it.
25:44I have it.
25:45What do you have?
25:46The new test, Takeshi.
25:47He will hit the contestants with the cue.
25:50What a crappy idea, Junior.
25:52Takeshi, you've gone too far there.
25:54Have I gone too far?
25:55Yeah.
25:56Hey, Takeshi, this pool hall is safe, right?
25:58Yes, the bombs are not activated.
26:00You've taken a weight off my shoulders because I can't remember where I put the switch.
26:04I left it on the chair earlier and haven't seen it since.
26:07I just don't know where it is.
26:12Takeshi, I'm sorry, but I owed you this one.
26:15You're so spiteful, Junior.
26:16Because?
26:17I've only done this to you ten times.
26:21Incredible.
26:22Five minutes later, this chicken is still in the same situation.
26:25And even more incredible, he hasn't lost the golden ball yet.
26:28That's because you use a super strong deodorant and the ball sticks.
26:33Well, it seems like he's starting to give up on deodorant.
26:36We remind you that this guy is the one who dared to say he's coming in his formal tracksuit.
26:41And he is convinced that this is his main advantage for winning this year's Amor Amarillo.
26:46But let's go with Pinky because she wants to continue with her fashion show classes.
26:49Back straight, pirate.
26:51Very good.
26:51Legs further apart.
26:53Very good.
26:53Think you're wearing heels.
26:55Keep your balance, pirate.
26:57Phew, I don't think you're going to be a 2007 supermodel at all.
27:01And pay attention because it's coming...
27:03It's the sexy contest!
27:08I have a tight butt.
27:09What class, what self-confidence, what style.
27:13Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are looking at a born winner.
27:17He allows himself the luxury of dancing before taking the golden ball.
27:20And now we're going to see how a true champion parades.
27:23Put your butt to the test and move forward with confidence.
27:27All the pools predict this man will win Amor Amarillo.
27:30Even Pinky, paying tribute to him, gives him a boost of encouragement.
27:33In the glutes, yes.
27:35And pay attention because the sexy contestant has done it.
27:41Pinky is desperate, but because she hasn't got her phone number.
27:45And we're going to see the replay of the sexy contestant's three impressive performances.
27:50It's one of those things that you never tire of seeing.
27:53I honestly think she should open a dance studio, she'd make a fortune.
27:56I would definitely sign up.
27:58You walk into a nightclub dancing like that and you're a hit.
28:01And over there the finalists of Yellow Love are puffing.
28:05Only one of them will win the coveted prize.
28:07Only one of them will leave here with a partner.
28:10But we will not delay the jury's decision any longer.
28:12Tani is going to give us the name of the winner.
28:15And the winner is the sexy contestant!
28:17With red wine!
28:17Well no, because I thought the prize was a date with Aunt.
28:21And that's not it.
28:22But man, we've given you 200 euros so you can invite whoever you want.
28:25What a shame, every time you do that it drives me crazy.
28:27What does this yarn have dancing?
28:29Do you want to say anything else?
28:30Yes, this love program is rubbish.
28:32I want the normal yellow humor back.
28:34Ani finally said it.
28:36Let's see, who's coming to my house to watch the first 100 episodes of yellow comedy?
28:40Well, let's all go.
28:41Let's party!
28:42Or as they say in Japanese, what more romantic program has remained?
28:46Love is in the air!
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