Los Serrano - 5x24 - El síntoma de Estocolmo - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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El mecánico de Santa Justa recibe una importante oferta por su taller. Indeciso ante la propuesta económica, Fiti decide viajar a Benidorm para reencontrarse con su padre y reflexionar sobre su futuro profesional. Para evitar que su amigo tome una decisión repentina y poco meditada, Diego y Santiago deciden acompañarle a la costa, donde no logran localizar a Don Fructuoso, el progenitor de Fiti. África, por su parte, traba amistad con Lola, una vecina aparentemente apocada que siente gran fascinación por la ex-novia de Raúl. Progresiva y hábilmente, Lola se gana la confianza de los amigos de África al tiempo que se apropia de su ropa y empleo. Cuando la joven descubre el perverso plan de la misteriosa vecina, sus amigos no la creen. Mientras tanto, un joven y atractivo misionero acude al colegio para dar unas charlas. La admiración que el religioso despierta en Lourditas provoca un ataque de celos en Santiago. El mayor de los Serrano contrata los servicios de Guille como espía durante su estancia en Benidorm. Indignada por la desconfianza de Santiago en su mujer, Choni le hace creer que sus sospechas son fundadas.

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00:00:11From a very young age, adults constantly tell us that we shouldn't lie.

00:00:15However, they are the ones who lie.

00:00:31The lies start with that story about storks and babies coming from Paris, when in reality

00:00:36They come from Toulouse.

00:00:37To help you get into bed and all that. A kiss. Goodbye, darling. Goodbye.

00:00:43Great evening. Great evening, three ringside seats. Bring your raincoats, we're going to get splashed.

00:00:51Sorry, sorry.

00:00:52The fact is that older people don't mind lying for personal gain.

00:01:00I'm afraid it won't be possible to be a dove.

00:01:02Because?

00:01:04Because...

00:01:06Inventory, we have inventory.

00:01:08Inventory.

00:01:09But what inventory? Isn't inventory taken at the end of the month?

00:01:11They can even lie as a team.

00:01:13You don't know what suppliers are like, they're like vultures, they're like vultures.

00:01:16We'll have to stay late, at least until midnight.

00:01:19Or more?

00:01:20Besides, it's the end of the month, the end of the month. And we're already at...

00:01:26Hey, is this calendar okay?

00:01:28Well, look, I don't know, Fiti, because sometimes it's delayed, you know? It makes a big difference to the change in batteries.

00:01:31My father turns 80 next week.

00:01:34Your father is 80 years old? Well, that's great, isn't it?

00:01:37You look beautiful, Doña Carmen.

00:01:39Of course, as Carmen says, a well-told lie is worth a lot and costs nothing.

00:01:44I can't complain at 62 years old, huh?

00:01:47And of course, I'd love to be like your father at his age.

00:01:51Oh, by the way, are you still with that German woman?

00:01:55With Uta? No, no. Since she moved to Benidorm, well, she's had like three or four already.

00:01:59different girlfriends, as far as we know.

00:02:00He's like the Bertino Borne of old age.

00:02:04That old guy is my idol, huh?

00:02:05I mean, when I grow up I'm going to be just like him. Besides, if all the girls are as hot as her...

00:02:08German.

00:02:08What are you saying, good vibes? What are you saying, good vibes about the German girl?

00:02:10The fact is that whether you lie or tell the truth, if you're a mountain man, you always end up involved.

00:02:16in a mess.

00:02:18On a station platform, under the blazing sun, you were talking about a skyscraper in the New York sky.

00:02:25Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard. I already knew that day was the end.

00:02:33Now I have so much more. Red, black, stop, and even. Finally, luck brings an ace and a crystal for me.

00:02:41look and a wall to hang it on.

00:02:44That's how I looked, smiling in a passport photo. My stories weren't about events made by chance.

00:02:54Nobody told me that fate would offer this opportunity. One plus one equals seven. Who would have thought?

00:03:07It was so easy to be happy.

00:03:38No, no, no, no.

00:03:41No, no, no, no.

00:03:42Well, nothing very fresh right now.

00:03:45Cool, me?

00:03:47Well, because it's summer and people wear a little less clothing.

00:03:50Well, I don't know why.

00:03:51Because that's when things get really heated.

00:03:53And even more so with beautiful women.

00:03:54Well, someone else wears it, maybe you don't even look at her.

00:03:56But you, with that body you have, you tempt, my little dove, you tempt.

00:04:01I made myself look silly to tempt you.

00:04:04Since we're on a roll.

00:04:06No, yes, I'm fine with you tempting me.

00:04:09But not the others.

00:04:11Ah, so, all dressed up for you and covered up in the street.

00:04:13At home and with a broken leg.

00:04:16As bad as a broken leg, but...

00:04:18But what?

00:04:19Look, I'm going to have breakfast at the school.

00:04:21See you later.

00:04:24Come on, there isn't one.

00:04:25Lau, what are you doing without a uniform, man!

00:04:27Come on, let's get dressed!

00:04:35Come on, hurry up, it's very late.

00:04:37Come on, let's go, work, do me a favor.

00:04:38Okay, one more time, Dad, I'm Fructose, your son, congratulations.

00:04:43Hey, also, also from me, uh, congratulations.

00:04:45And from Doña Carmen as well, congratulations.

00:04:47Hey, when you hear this message or any of the previous ones, give me a call, because I want to talk to you.

00:04:51Okay, have a good day.

00:04:52Bye bye.

00:04:53I can't stand talking to these machines.

00:04:55Neither do I, Fiti, but no, what are we going to do next time?

00:04:57Now he's all dressed up.

00:04:59That's great, that's great!

00:05:01Leave it to me!

00:05:02Take one, each!

00:05:05Let's see, with fat too.

00:05:09What's wrong, Fiti? Is something the matter?

00:05:13Well, look, yes, I didn't want to say it before, but I'm going to say it now, since they've offered to buy me

00:05:19the workshop.

00:05:20Buy yourself!

00:05:21Did you tell them no?

00:05:22Yeah.

00:05:23Okay, okay, fine, okay, fine.

00:05:25But then they offered me double, man.

00:05:28And I'm thinking about it, because...

00:05:30It's a paste.

00:05:32I am not made of stone.

00:05:34Okay, Fiti, let's see, let's see something.

00:05:37Don't you realize that the workshop is the only thing you have left of a somewhat orderly life?

00:05:41No, Diego, no.

00:05:42The workshop is the only thing I have left that has to do with Candela.

00:05:44And I have to get rid of everything that reminds me of her.

00:05:47Why don't you tear up the photo?

00:05:48How does everyone do it?

00:05:51Well, I started the workshop because I had to put food on the table, I was forced to.

00:05:55But now I don't even have a house to take the bread to, what do I do?

00:05:58Well, you have to think a little about the future, because you look young now and

00:06:01You look so strong, so eager,

00:06:02But in a few years, kid, you won't be able to run in the San Fermín festival, for example.

00:06:06And also, one more thing, tell us, what do they pay you?

00:06:08So, what do they pay you?

00:06:1090 million.

00:06:11Damn, I'm shitting myself.

00:06:16Hey, thank you so much for helping me.

00:06:18No, nothing, that's what neighbors are for.

00:06:21Hey, I love your head, you've got me hooked.

00:06:23Do you like it?

00:06:24Yeah.

00:06:27What's happening?

00:06:28Is the intercom not working or what?

00:06:30I've been calling you for 20 minutes to ask you to lower your position.

00:06:32Wait, for once I'm going to score four goals at once against Spain without...

00:06:35No, wait, five.

00:06:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:06:37Come on, no, no, no!

00:06:38Goal, goal, goal!

00:06:40I don't know who said that all men are the same, but she fell short.

00:06:45Come on, come on, kid, it's my turn to climb the little hill.

00:06:47Careful, it's my kid's turn.

00:06:49What's wrong, don't you know how to say hello?

00:06:51I present to you Dolores, Raúl, Alex and Chucky.

00:06:53What's happening?

00:07:05Well, coming home to find people there must be wonderful.

00:07:09That's not fair.

00:07:10Yes, well, yes.

00:07:11And if they used the toilet brush, it would be paradise.

00:07:14I kill, I kill, I kill!

00:07:20Very interesting, very interesting what Brother Armán is telling us.

00:07:24Okay guys, well, see you tomorrow and think about all this, okay?

00:07:29Reflect.

00:07:31That's messed up.

00:07:33Such a handsome, smart, and single guy.

00:07:36But it also has its catch.

00:07:38Yes, the master chooses his servants well, doesn't he?

00:07:40Well yes.

00:07:41I know I'm the worst.

00:07:43There's the poor Costa Rican guy talking about the creatures of Biafra, and I'm just staring at his ass.

00:07:47And me, dude?

00:07:48And who wouldn't want to be a Biafran child?

00:07:50Hello, Chonita, Dad.

00:07:51Man, one month, one month.

00:07:53So that he would have time to evangelize me completely.

00:07:59Come on.

00:08:00Hello, Santiago.

00:08:01Santiago, I'd like to introduce you to Brother Armán.

00:08:03Hello, nice to meet you.

00:08:07Hey, Lurdicas.

00:08:10Hey, Lurdicas.

00:08:12Listen to something I was going to tell you.

00:08:14And here, Brother Brad Pitt, do you have vows of chastity?

00:08:17What are you saying, Choni?

00:08:18But he has one, he has one.

00:08:20But how could he not have one if he's a missionary for the church?

00:08:23Well, well, although customs are more relaxed in Africa, huh?

00:08:25The heat, the constant contact with Mother Nature.

00:08:32I'm going to my office.

00:08:34Brother Armán is amazing, isn't he?

00:08:36He has set up twelve missions in Lesotho.

00:08:38Well, and he's going to stay here for a week, and do you know what he told me?

00:08:40What, what, what? What did he say to you?

00:08:41Because he would love it, he would really benefit from having someone like me on the mission.

00:08:44And you, what did you say to him?

00:08:45Well, what can I say, Santi?

00:08:46Well, now I have a family and this is my mission.

00:08:49Oh, I'm leaving.

00:08:50I have to introduce you to Brother Armán and the sixth graders, see?

00:08:54Hey, buddy, what are those flowers like?

00:08:56Huh? This?

00:08:57For you, a slash.

00:08:59Because today is today.

00:09:00One day is one day.

00:09:01Okay?

00:09:08Okay?

00:09:09What's up, kids?

00:09:14Fiti, I want to speak on behalf of everyone.

00:09:17I want to tell you that we're worried about you, Fiti, we're worried about you.

00:09:21Let's see, you're telling me that I want to surprise my father, but it's not happening.

00:09:25in eighty years every day, so the bear and I are going to be here.

00:09:28And didn't your father call him "older" to give him a teddy bear when he was eighty?

00:09:32I've already thought about it, damn it, I've already thought about it, but that's why I added the spicy little detail.

00:09:36From the bra, huh?

00:09:38And what about you?

00:09:39Hey?

00:09:39You're not planning to congratulate the Pope, are you?

00:09:41Look, he doesn't lie to the Pope, Fiti.

00:09:44Fiti, Fiti, Fiti, Fiti, listen, listen to me, because every time you come through that door you scare me,

00:09:48You scare us.

00:09:49First you were a police officer, then you were going to Australia, and now you want to go on a vending trip with a bear.

00:09:53Center, Fiti, center.

00:09:54Well, look, maybe I need to focus, but there, in the wind, next to my father,

00:09:58The man is already frail and I'll have to take care of him, maybe.

00:10:01What a father?

00:10:01What, a father doesn't need care, man?

00:10:03He already has his German girls and his little things.

00:10:06Listen to me, Fiti, let's see.

00:10:07What are you going to live on?

00:10:09Well, look, if I sell the workshop, maybe I'll start another business there, yes.

00:10:12Yes, another workshop.

00:10:13Either a self-service or a duty-free shop of that kind.

00:10:15What are you saying?

00:10:17Okay, just a moment, Chani, let's see.

00:10:20What's wrong with you?

00:10:21Are you never going to make peace with Dad or what?

00:10:23Look, Fiti, don't confuse me with the dad thing, don't confuse me.

00:10:26That the mom and dad thing was their business.

00:10:29Things of his?

00:10:29Damn, when I used to take my mom to the bullfights, they thought it was the fifth bull of the afternoon.

00:10:33Well, look, they loved each other in their own way, but they loved each other.

00:10:34But are you listening to him?

00:10:36In other words, this guy is capable of selling the workshop and even doing everything in the pickup truck.

00:10:39I see it coming, I see it coming.

00:10:41Very well, let's see if it's calming.

00:10:43But what do you mean, let's see if it's calming?

00:10:44But don't you realize that he's slipping away, Santi, he's slipping away, he's right here underneath...

00:10:46a bridge

00:10:47yelling at the tetrabri like a madman and looking at Candela's picture every day.

00:10:49What do you want me to do for us?

00:10:51Well, let's go with him to Benidorm, to Benidorm, to Benidorm.

00:10:52To Benidorm, to Benidorm!

00:10:53To Benidorm!

00:10:53You can go to Benidorm if you want.

00:10:55I have a tavern here to run.

00:10:57One?

00:10:58Yeah.

00:10:59Okay, I'm leaving.

00:11:00Wait a moment, we'll talk in a bit.

00:11:05Between work, studies, and home, I haven't had time for anything.

00:11:12Oh.

00:11:13And even if I had had the time, the truth is that I've never had many friends.

00:11:17No?

00:11:18Well, look, here's one.

00:11:20For anything, you know.

00:11:22Really?

00:11:23Of course, woman.

00:11:23Oh, thank you.

00:11:24You see.

00:11:26Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were here.

00:11:28Have you seen it around here?

00:11:31So, have you found anything of mine around here?

00:11:35Uh, well...

00:11:37Oh, yes, thank you.

00:11:40Come on.

00:11:41Hey, Africa, can you come here for a moment?

00:11:46Tell me.

00:11:48Doesn't she have a house, or what?

00:11:50Shh, he has no friends.

00:11:52Well, then, one per hour.

00:11:53What do you want me to say, Africa?

00:11:54It's my house too, Auntie, she wants a little privacy, okay?

00:11:56Hey?

00:11:57Okay, see you later, Dolores.

00:12:00Bye bye.

00:12:01He seems like a nice guy, doesn't he?

00:12:03And in this one?

00:12:04Well.

00:12:06There are different theories about it.

00:12:09Have you known him for a long time?

00:12:13Quite.

00:12:14Anyway, well, he was my boyfriend.

00:12:17Ah, yes, like that.

00:12:21Come on, man, Santi, we're going to have a killer time in Benidorm, damn it.

00:12:24Come on.

00:12:24Santi, Benidorm is made just for us.

00:12:26Yes, yes, XXL.

00:12:27How are you?

00:12:28The shirts are very nice, but I don't leave the tavern unattended.

00:12:31Alone?

00:12:32Are you going to leave her alone?

00:12:33Man, for a hundred euros I'll run the show for you.

00:12:46Good?

00:12:46Let's test the business and I'll be right back, okay?

00:12:48Come on.

00:12:48Hey, one little thing, Fiti, about the money.

00:12:52You won't have sold the workshop, nor will you have signed anything.

00:12:54No, no.

00:12:55Not yet, damn it, I'm playing hard to get.

00:12:57These are some savings I had.

00:13:00That?

00:13:00So you're not going to be able to leave the tavern alone, huh?

00:13:03Not a day.

00:13:03Hey?

00:13:04It's not because of the tavern.

00:13:06Well, well, that's all we needed.

00:13:08So, what's wrong now, Santi?

00:13:09Tell me.

00:13:10My Lurdita.

00:13:11That?

00:13:12What are you looking for?

00:13:13What are you looking for?

00:13:14What have you lost?

00:13:15He's looking, man.

00:13:16Man.

00:13:18Come on, no.

00:13:18Come on.

00:13:19My Lurdita?

00:13:20My Lurdita?

00:13:20What would one be looking for, my Lurdita?

00:13:22You, you really are sick.

00:13:23You're not right in the head.

00:13:24You have a dirty, dirty look.

00:13:26What we are changing.

00:13:27And now, with spring, its mechanism has been disrupted.

00:13:30And it's my fault for reviving sensuality.

00:13:32It all starts with playing doctor.

00:13:34And it ends the way it ends.

00:13:36Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:13:37Doctor Love.

00:13:38And who is it?

00:13:39The other one, I mean.

00:13:40A missionary.

00:13:41As?

00:13:41A missionary.

00:13:42And the mojo gave.

00:13:43I exclaimed to Jesus Christ.

00:13:45But a Frenchman.

00:13:46Missionary?

00:13:48French?

00:13:48I'm getting horny, Santi.

00:13:51No.

00:13:51I avoid them together.

00:13:53What chemistry, what chemistry.

00:13:55What chemistry or physics?

00:13:57Santi, do me a favor, you're poisoned.

00:13:59You're poisoned, aren't you?

00:13:59Let's see, honestly.

00:14:01I, Santi, honestly, with my heart in my hand, I don't see Lurdita.

00:14:05Hey, man.

00:14:06The voice of experience spoke.

00:14:07I'm not really interested either.

00:14:08And where is Candela now?

00:14:10Where is?

00:14:11Well, the stories are personal.

00:14:13They are different stories.

00:14:14Leave it to me.

00:14:14Let's see.

00:14:14If it's God's will, Santi, let Lurdita get involved with the missionary.

00:14:17It makes no difference whether you're in Santa Justa, poisoned, or Sevastopol.

00:14:20They're going to get into trouble anyway.

00:14:21You come poisoned and that's what you take to your body, damn it.

00:14:23And if he perpetrates it.

00:14:24And if he perpetrates it, where are the poisoned animals coming from?

00:14:26Santi, let's see, Lurditas doesn't perpetrate.

00:14:28That he cannot perpetrate, because he does not perpetrate.

00:14:30And if he does it, you'll find out.

00:14:31As?

00:14:32How will I know if I'm poisoned if he perpetrates it?

00:14:34As?

00:14:35Hey?

00:14:36I'm coming!

00:14:40What's happening?

00:14:42Well, that...

00:14:44My contract expired next month and they haven't listened to me.

00:14:47Calm down, calm down.

00:14:48Sit down, come on, enunciate.

00:14:50Calm down, breathe, breathe.

00:14:51Okay, calm down.

00:14:53What happened?

00:14:55Well, I've been fired.

00:14:58Well, don't worry.

00:15:01You'll see how it gets sorted out.

00:15:04Sure, you see it as very easy.

00:15:06Everything is going well for you.

00:15:07Me?

00:15:09But I'm unemployed too.

00:15:11Look, the people at the clothing store downstairs told me they were going to call me, and they still haven't.

00:15:14Waiting here.

00:15:15But they'll definitely call you.

00:15:17And that they don't kick you out like they did me.

00:15:19I always end up getting kicked out of everywhere.

00:15:22Woman, she'll do something.

00:15:25No no.

00:15:26Of all of them?

00:15:29Count them and not one more.

00:15:31But look, Tito, it's not because I don't want to.

00:15:33That's because it's impossible.

00:15:35Lurditas is not good and it makes me feel sick.

00:15:36Priests are the ones who get involved with women the most.

00:15:39Look, they sit down and we don't know.

00:15:43Come on.

00:15:44Let's see, Tito.

00:15:45If you want to give me money, I'm not going to say no.

00:15:47But come on, it's worth it, it's money wasted.

00:15:49Santi, what are you doing?

00:15:50Don't give him money, I think he's quite rude.

00:15:53Furthermore, I have already left Lurditas what they need.

00:15:57Look, now I won't be able to give my nephew a tip if I feel like it.

00:16:00That's just how Santiago is; he's been generous by nature.

00:16:03It's true.

00:16:03Hey, Lurditas, thank you so much for taking care of the faithful.

00:16:07Thank you so much, thank you so much.

00:16:08And I do it gladly.

00:16:09This is how I'm training for motherhood.

00:16:11Let's see if they're going to put you off, especially with this animal.

00:16:14But what animal?

00:16:15But what animal?

00:16:15It's delicious.

00:16:16A delight.

00:16:17Well, I'd even import this cutie, you know?

00:16:21There, there's Fiti.

00:16:22Come on, let's hurry, it's out of control.

00:16:23Come on, let's go, work, go for it.

00:16:25You can keep an eye on me now, you earn more than a Cersi boss.

00:16:28So, with what you earn, call me the suitcase.

00:16:30Come on.

00:16:32Come on.

00:16:47See?

00:16:48That's much better.

00:16:49What you need to do is go out and have fun.

00:16:51Are you dating anyone?

00:16:52No way?

00:16:53Well, look, now there are two of us.

00:16:54But it's not the same.

00:16:56Go on.

00:16:58That really upsets me.

00:16:59Well, why don't you do it?

00:17:01Because you seem a little undecided.

00:17:03What you need to do is loosen up a little.

00:17:05First, let your hair down.

00:17:07And dress up a bit, I don't know, go out for a bit.

00:17:09And suddenly you might meet someone and if you like them, then you go for it.

00:17:14No, if I said it like that, it seems easy.

00:17:34Well, that's it.

00:17:37We've arrived.

00:17:39I can't make it, Fiti, I can't make it.

00:17:41It's the caloso, that's it.

00:17:42The bear, the bear gives nothing but heat.

00:17:44But leave him nervous, for God's sake, I'm looking at myself.

00:17:46On which floor did your father live?

00:17:47What's up, Pink Floyd?

00:17:48You seem a little tense.

00:17:49Wow, the 18th.

00:17:50Let's go on the 18th.

00:17:53Hey, dude.

00:17:53What's happening?

00:17:54Yes, we'll take the luggage.

00:17:56Africa, aunt, it reaches us.

00:17:57What happened?

00:17:58Waiting despite the neighbor, aunt, who said no.

00:18:00Do you want to be quiet?

00:18:00No, Africa, no.

00:18:01I was waiting for you to do it here.

00:18:04I've been fired.

00:18:05I just didn't like it at work.

00:18:08No, I'm leaving.

00:18:10Hi guys.

00:18:14Well, here.

00:18:16Hello.

00:18:18Hello.

00:18:20Dolores?

00:18:21Lola.

00:18:22Call me Lola.

00:18:28Well, we weren't in that much of a hurry, were we?

00:18:31Yes, let's see.

00:18:32No, it's about the sun, what's happening to you, huh?

00:18:34Nothing, sweetie.

00:18:35She has a little mouth.

00:18:43But anyway, who are you?

00:18:44And you?

00:18:46We are...

00:18:47And what's it to you?

00:18:47What are you doing in my father's apartment?

00:18:49Ah, his father.

00:18:51Your father?

00:18:52We are Andrés and Fernando, friends of your father, of yours.

00:18:55So you are Don Fructuoso's son.

00:18:59Well, yes, because you do look a bit like him, yes.

00:19:01With more hair, of course.

00:19:04Well then, they don't know where it is, because of course, we've come to give a surprise.

00:19:07for his 80th birthday.

00:19:09Same as us, yes.

00:19:11Yes, yes, yes.

00:19:11We'll be waiting for him on his birthday.

00:19:13Yes, yes, but we couldn't find him either, could we?

00:19:15Oh, well, if you want to stay here and wait for him, there's no problem.

00:19:18Look, no, because we have to leave, but if they find you, tell them we're...

00:19:22Looking, huh?

00:19:23Yes, yes, yes.

00:19:24Well, that's all, take care, okay?

00:19:26Okay, see you later!

00:19:27See you later.

00:19:29Fiti, Fiti, Fiti, don't you think it's a bit strange that these gentlemen are here without being

00:19:32Your father?

00:19:33Sure, why?

00:19:33Well, they'll have keys, damn it.

00:19:35But my father, my father is like us, friends are like brothers,

00:19:38Damn, he's probably gone for a walk, gone out partying, let's wait and see.

00:19:41X sitting down, come on.

00:19:42Of course, it's you, I can't reach you.

00:19:46Damn, with that ugly stick until the aunt cracks, man.

00:19:49Hey, Afri, with a quick styling, she'll fix you up, she'll fix your look.

00:19:53You're a little bit silly.

00:19:55Dude, with that clueless look he had, man.

00:19:58Look at how she's turned out, man, the neighbor girl is finally learning her lesson.

00:20:01manner.

00:20:01And I'll take away whatever little nonsense he still has, just like that, boom.

00:20:05Dear.

00:20:06Hey, what the hell, I know.

00:20:07Moving in just as they're redecorating the building, if that's even possible...

00:20:11Very basic.

00:20:12These are very basic, you know?

00:20:14Ah, that's how it goes.

00:20:16Here, just like that.

00:20:18I don't know what the hell scientists are still doing looking for the missing link.

00:20:22Look, they're just so stupid.

00:20:23And Raúl is worse, I'm telling you.

00:20:25Yeah?

00:20:26Yes, yes.

00:20:29Yeah.

00:20:30Hey, I'm going to let you in, okay?

00:20:31Okay.

00:20:31José Luis, well, he brings me here and walks with you.

00:20:33Okay, we only did a few and we all scared them off, right?

00:20:35Yeah.

00:20:37How are you, Lola?

00:20:38Good.

00:20:41All good?

00:20:43He's already talking against Africa, saying I'm Jack, isn't he?

00:20:45The Boston Strangler.

00:20:46No, Jack the Ripper.

00:20:49Also?

00:20:49No, I mean, it's Jack, it's not him, no, well no, no, he hasn't told me anything.

00:20:55What do you mean, no?

00:20:56No.

00:20:56Come on, it's not a big deal, but I know that Africa is really giving me grief.

00:20:58What, no, really?

00:21:00What happened, did you two end up on bad terms?

00:21:04Well, I think the truth is we've never really finished, you know?

00:21:07Well, she says never again, but...

00:21:11But you still have a crush on her, don't you?

00:21:15Well, ding-a-ling, toll-a-ling, and all that sounds, daughter.

00:21:19God, if only...

00:21:21I think they made it with me in mind, man.

00:21:24In other words, whoever made it read my mind.

00:21:26So, Africa is your prototype.

00:21:28Yes, daughter, yes.

00:21:29Much better than my grandmother.

00:21:31I would tone him down a bit, but...

00:21:33A lioness is a lioness.

00:21:35With his personality, his gorgeous hair, his cute little dog face and everything, which I love.

00:21:44Okay, guys, what's up? Shall we move?

00:21:46This is dead.

00:21:47Let's move on to another one, Raúl.

00:21:48Come on, come on.

00:21:48Okay, you're in charge.

00:21:50Come on.

00:21:50You're all invited, okay?

00:21:55Well, I have to finish the breakfasts and prepare the snacks for recess.

00:21:59Okay, Curro's doesn't have cheese, Tete's doesn't have butter, Guille's...

00:22:02I don't remember Guille's.

00:22:04Honestly, I don't know how Diego and Lucía manage.

00:22:06I see you're very relaxed, brother-in-law.

00:22:08Hey, look, I'm going to take this, because it's getting past its expiration date.

00:22:11No, and it's a shame to throw it away.

00:22:12Well, you'd say he's a fighter.

00:22:14What is it, Lourditas?

00:22:14Stop this, tell me.

00:22:16I wanted to tell you something, but in private.

00:22:18Tell me, bro.

00:22:20It's because it's in private.

00:22:21Oh, mate, I can't right now, I'm in a hurry, I don't have time to take him to school.

00:22:23If you want to tell me, tell me, and if not, don't.

00:22:24But I know it's not a good idea to tell the person who gave it to him.

00:22:26So, what are you going to tell me?

00:22:27That my brother and sister-in-law cannot hear.

00:22:29We're with family.

00:22:30Well, that's it, Lourditas, I'm telling you this in a family setting.

00:22:32Well.

00:22:33Santi has paid Guille to keep an eye on you in case you cheat on him with the missionary position.

00:22:39What nonsense.

00:22:41Did I hear that wrong?

00:22:42No no.

00:22:43I heard it very well.

00:22:44And come on, I've seen it much better.

00:22:46But seriously, who does Santi think he is?

00:22:48Well.

00:22:49Well, but that's nonsense because I know he loves me very much and all that.

00:22:52Oh yes, he loves you, he loves you, tie your leg to the bed.

00:22:55The one we should be watching is him, since he's gone to Avenidor with the Swedish girls.

00:22:59God knows where these three Lourditas will end up.

00:23:01And with my father, well, I won't even mention it.

00:23:02What has the road crossroads guide done?

00:23:06Okay, fine, that's the end of it, huh?

00:23:09Guille, Curro, time for breakfast.

00:23:11I'm going to school because I'm extremely late.

00:23:13Tete, pick up your bag of sandwiches.

00:23:15See you later.

00:23:19Angelico, she's just plain stupid because she's so good.

00:23:21Good morning, family, simply.

00:23:23Good morning, Guille.

00:23:27Hey, Tete, the Lourditas are really getting into that missionary position, huh?

00:23:31They don't come apart.

00:23:32Of course, how is it going to detach itself?

00:23:33If it were me, I wouldn't get it off even with hot water.

00:23:36Well, they treat you well, huh, Tete?

00:23:40Well, we were together all day, huh?

00:23:43You stick it on him all day.

00:23:44Sure, let me tell you something.

00:23:46In other words, if he weren't a priest, people would talk.

00:23:49He even takes him out to dinner tonight.

00:23:51Let's go out for dinner, yes, yes, yes, that's right.

00:23:54Well, let me tell you something, Josico, your sister should be very careful.

00:23:57Because the priests there in Africa disregard celibacy because of Torquil and Manjaro.

00:24:04Okay, well, that's it, girls, I'm going to leave, okay?

00:24:06I have to copy the gods from bowling and breakfast or something like that, okay?

00:24:10Come on, sweetheart, have a good day.

00:24:12Yes, yes, see you later.

00:24:15I mean, you learn a lot from you guys, right?

00:24:17Well.

00:24:17What goes around comes around.

00:24:20Okay, son, they're having breakfast.

00:24:29Lots of tourism, lots of foreigners, but no batons.

00:24:32And what about domestic tourism, huh?

00:24:34Because we Spaniards have our customs too, you know?

00:24:36What's that?

00:24:37A handsome man.

00:24:38And for three euros, do you want it?

00:24:39No, no, I don't want it, no.

00:24:40What? Has it reached Don Fulcloso yet?

00:24:42No, no, he hasn't shown up, Santi, I'm telling you straight up.

00:24:44I don't want to alarm Fiti, but this smells fishy to me.

00:24:47Because those two guys here in the house alone, frankly,

00:24:49It smells like burnt horn to me, like burnt horn.

00:24:51Okay, so what?

00:24:53Shall we go to the beach bar?

00:24:54No, no, no, one thing, Fiti, you'll see.

00:24:56No, no, no, it's better if we stay here waiting.

00:24:58What are you saying?

00:24:59My father will no longer contribute to the household expenses from this time onwards.

00:25:01It's like being at the beach bar watching the girl walk by.

00:25:03Fiti, listen to me, but what a beach bar!

00:25:05Don't you realize, for God's sake, that he's 80 years old?

00:25:06Your father is 80 years old, he hasn't shown up all night.

00:25:09I hope he hasn't had a stroke, for God's sake.

00:25:10Well, man, it's a good thing you didn't like the sister, Fiti.

00:25:12No, damn it, we're not going to the beach bar.

00:25:14And what are you doing like that?

00:25:15Take something off, damn it, you're going to get measles.

00:25:18No, damn it, no, I'm not taking anything off.

00:25:19Let's go, the sooner we leave, the sooner we'll be back.

00:25:21The sooner we return, the sooner we'll go to Santa Juta.

00:25:23Yeah.

00:25:23She's already pregnant.

00:25:25No, damn it, the bear.

00:25:28Last night was amazing, we have to do it again, it was fantastic.

00:25:31What was Lola's thing with the waiter?

00:25:33Yes, yes.

00:25:34And then my aunt manages to get us all free drinks.

00:25:37Already.

00:25:38Well, and what I loved

00:25:38That's when he threw the glass on that idiot.

00:25:41who kept staring at her breasts.

00:25:43Super.

00:25:46Hey Afri, is something wrong?

00:25:49No.

00:25:50Okay.

00:25:52But come on, Elena, I just don't understand.

00:25:54Yesterday you all ignored Lola like she was nothing.

00:25:56And suddenly the aunt takes off her glasses,

00:25:57She lets her hair down a little

00:25:58And now everyone's raving about her.

00:26:00Damn, but if you keep it, great.

00:26:02It's gotten cold here, it's gotten cold there.

00:26:03That's another thing.

00:26:04She looks like the president of my fan club

00:26:06And damn, I met her yesterday.

00:26:08By the way, where's my black t-shirt?

00:26:10Because I could swear I hung her up.

00:26:11I want to go into my room, I open a picture of myself in the car.

00:26:14And why would we want a picture of you, sweetheart?

00:26:17It's cold, man.

00:26:18Have you seen this?

00:26:19Okay, okay.

00:26:20Keep your hands still.

00:26:21I'm fine, undoubtedly.

00:26:23But that doesn't give him the right to treat me like an object.

00:26:25I'm not made of stone.

00:26:27Well, a little bit.

00:26:28Ready, Elena?

00:26:29I'm sorry, but I can't go shopping with you today.

00:26:32It's just that they don't call me from the shop downstairs

00:26:33And I can't just sit around waiting because I need a job now.

00:26:36Uh-huh.

00:26:37I'm sorry.

00:26:38Never mind, I'm going with Lola.

00:26:39Have you arranged to meet Lola?

00:26:40Yeah.

00:26:40That girl is so cool.

00:26:41Well, I'm sure it's her.

00:26:43Is it her?

00:26:43Yeah.

00:26:44Have I created a monster?

00:26:47Carmanero, one moment.

00:26:49But Ibermu, I shit on the European Union.

00:26:52Three euros for a bottle of water and they even put a lid on it.

00:26:55Santi, you're being a bit of a pain, you're impossible to get out of the house because...

00:26:58It's just that...

00:26:58I'm not telling you.

00:26:59Oh, my God!

00:27:00Oh, my God!

00:27:01What are you doing, ma'am?

00:27:02Hey, hey!

00:27:03Don't touch it!

00:27:04Don't touch!

00:27:04Let's see what you'll find, it's all sacred.

00:27:06Yes, no, no, no.

00:27:07No, no, no.

00:27:08I'll invite you, okay?

00:27:09No, no, no.

00:27:10What a pain these foreigners are, coming here to enjoy the good life.

00:27:12without paying taxes and being a nuisance.

00:27:15Santi, don't approach the lady who is asking for forgiveness.

00:27:17No, no, no.

00:27:18Miss.

00:27:18Ah, miss.

00:27:19Miss Inga.

00:27:20Inga Anders.

00:27:21Diego Serrano.

00:27:22Nice to meet you.

00:27:23Delighted.

00:27:24Santiago, my brother.

00:27:26Uh, they're just passing through.

00:27:28I can go and show people around the city.

00:27:30Friends, jars, friendly Spaniards.

00:27:32Hey, no, wait, ma'am, I'm the one who married you, okay?

00:27:35Come on, air.

00:27:37Oh, goal, goal!

00:27:38You make doors!

00:27:39Come on!

00:27:40Pity.

00:27:42Goodbye, handsome.

00:27:43Bye bye.

00:27:44Bye bye.

00:27:45This Swedish girl is amazing.

00:27:46Let's see if it's true, Santi, that anyone can say anything here in Benidorm.

00:27:50Hey, don't be rude, brother, okay?

00:27:52Since I've been with the beautiful ones, I've been in shape.

00:27:54Nothing, man, not a trace.

00:27:55Damn, no, I asked the waiter, he says my father comes here every day.

00:27:58Hey?

00:27:58But he didn't come yesterday, and this is starting to get a little strange.

00:28:00You know what I'm saying?

00:28:01We go to her apartment, leave her a note, and leave, going through doors.

00:28:05Wow!

00:28:06Are you telling me?

00:28:08Well, it doesn't matter, we have to look into it a little, damn it, come on, come on.

00:28:10Look, you go to the beach, you go to mini-golf, and I'll go to bingo.

00:28:15Hey, why not try mini-golf?

00:28:16Why would I go to bingo, when I'm sitting in the shade?

00:28:18Here we are, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad.

00:28:20I'm going to finish.

00:28:26Yes, but the hat is removed.

00:28:28Well, and the face.

00:28:29Okay, and the face, fine, but...

00:28:31But he's fine as a person, he's going to be religious.

00:28:33She's going to be my aunt, you idiot.

00:28:34Well, no, no, but wait.

00:28:36Let's see, that whole "unfaithful wife" thing has a certain charm.

00:28:40I don't know why I listen to things, huh?

00:28:41Well, why isn't he laughing? No, I was the one who wasn't laughing, besides.

00:28:43But of course, do I tell him or not?

00:28:44Look, if I were you, I'd tell him even if it hurts, because he paid you for a job and if he doesn't...

00:28:48Saying that will give the whole profession a bad name, so tell him.

00:28:50Yes, but I have to...

00:28:51He's my uncle, okay?

00:28:52If I tell them, they'll turn it to dust, the world will come crashing down on them.

00:28:54Better now than later, Guille.

00:28:55Look, man, if he's a cuckold, sooner or later he's going to find out.

00:28:57No, you know that's not true.

00:28:58Thinking maybe I shouldn't tell him.

00:29:00Don't tell him.

00:29:00So, what's the final decision?

00:29:01Look, you don't have conclusive proof.

00:29:03If you say anything to him, you'll have the chance to end his sex life, son.

00:29:07And that's a lot of responsibility, a lot.

00:29:08Of course, Guille, you're right.

00:29:10Let your uncle enjoy himself because he's not going to get a ride with anyone else again.

00:29:13He's not going to paint the cabal he has.

00:29:14But you know, I don't know, maybe you don't want to tell him and your conscience...

00:29:17But that's enough, isn't it?

00:29:18You're not clarifying anything for me.

00:29:19But wait, calm down a little.

00:29:20I'm just telling you how it is.

00:29:22You are the one making the decisions.

00:29:25What has been decided?

00:29:29Stupid?

00:29:30Stupid?

00:29:30Yes, what happened?

00:29:31And he jumps in to save him.

00:29:33And he saves him.

00:29:35But he is drowning.

00:29:37Where is he going?

00:29:38To heaven?

00:29:40Or to hell?

00:29:43And then I blurted it out.

00:29:45Where are you going?

00:29:45At the bottom of the river.

00:29:47Wow!

00:29:48Mother, what a reflection he has of himself!

00:29:50Wow, that comic strip is fast, man!

00:29:51There!

00:29:51At the back!

00:29:53I think you're having a great time, huh?

00:29:54Hey, Jorri, come here, sit down!

00:29:56Ask yourself for something.

00:29:57No, I'll order it at the bar.

00:30:00Hello.

00:30:01Hello.

00:30:02Hello.

00:30:02Can I have a coffee?

00:30:03Yeah.

00:30:04Hey, Afri, your friend cooled it.

00:30:06The hironda, yes.

00:30:07Yes, yes, the hironda.

00:30:08Where did you get it from?

00:30:09Hey!

00:30:09Do you want to get paid right away?

00:30:11Hey!

00:30:11Take it easy.

00:30:12It's quiet now in the morning.

00:30:14Relax, okay?

00:30:15So, how were your purchases?

00:30:16Well, they're super fantastic, auntie.

00:30:17Yeah?

00:30:18Dola has one eye.

00:30:19And how are things going with work?

00:30:21Have they called you yet?

00:30:22No.

00:30:24They haven't called, but oh well, it doesn't matter.

00:30:26There will be others.

00:30:27Besides, it was almost better because they paid peanuts.

00:30:30Okay, calm down.

00:30:31You'll see how quickly I can do them.

00:30:33Miss, your coffee.

00:30:35And another round of beer for everyone else.

00:30:37Man!

00:30:38That invites you to the house.

00:30:38Let's go!

00:30:39I make better coffee.

00:30:41A coffee?

00:30:42Yeah.

00:30:42Well, I'll give you whatever you want, chatunga.

00:30:44A coffee.

00:30:46Hey, you seem to be showing off a lot of things that aren't yours, huh?

00:30:49What's happening?

00:30:49But they're just some straws.

00:30:50What is a drop in an ocean of beer?

00:30:53Nothing.

00:30:53Besides, he won't even find out, so...

00:30:56Well, if he's not going to notice, put on a slice of ham.

00:30:58Of course.

00:30:59Grogui, leave that alone.

00:31:00Put a generous portion of ham here.

00:31:02Okay, fine.

00:31:03And another one with cheese.

00:31:04That way we'll be fully fed.

00:31:05Clear.

00:31:06Come on, a little bit of bread.

00:31:10Nothing.

00:31:11Not at bingo halls, not at pharmacies, not anywhere.

00:31:14And in the mini-goal.

00:31:1518 euros for admission.

00:31:16And it was a mini.

00:31:17Well, and if we look at the retiree's place...

00:31:19Nah, my father doesn't work in that field.

00:31:20He says that petanque is dominoes.

00:31:22No, he says that place is full of old people.

00:31:24Come on, let's go this way, come on.

00:31:25Hey?

00:31:25Okay, fine.

00:31:26Come on?

00:31:27Santiago!

00:31:28Come on!

00:31:30No, well guys, these children walk 12 kilometers every day to get to school.

00:31:36And if it weren't for people like Brother Armán, huh?

00:31:40They wouldn't even have pens.

00:31:42The living conditions they live in are very harsh.

00:31:45They don't even have running water.

00:31:47Hey?

00:31:4960 euros and you're not going to take it.

00:31:52You're definitely going to take it.

00:31:55And you who complain about coming to class, you don't know how lucky you are.

00:32:01Tito, Tito, Tito, I can't talk now because I'm in class.

00:32:04Then get out of the classroom!

00:32:06Then get out of the classroom!

00:32:09Hey, Luzitas?

00:32:10Yeah.

00:32:10Luzitas, please, could you do something?

00:32:11Find me easily, I need to go.

00:32:13Of course, of course.

00:32:25Tito

00:32:26What? Have you found anything out?

00:32:29I don't find out anything, I don't find out anything

00:32:32Nothing? Why haven't you done your job properly?

00:32:34There's nothing there, meaning I haven't seen anything.

00:32:36In other words, I haven't really seen anything.

00:32:38And besides, look Tito, what am I leaving him for?

00:32:40I'll leave it at that, I'm in the middle of exams, I'm super busy

00:32:41And I can't go around spying.

00:32:42But hey, I'll give you your money back, don't worry.

00:32:45Give me back my money

00:32:48No, Tito, I haven't said anything to you yet.

00:32:49Because I'm not going to tell your uncle that he's a cuckold

00:32:53Hey, tell me the truth

00:32:55Have you found out or not?

00:32:59Look Tito, I don't know anything and I'm hanging up on you

00:33:03God

00:33:05God

00:33:22Tell me

00:33:22Lourdes, Lourdes

00:33:24No, Lourdes isn't here, who's calling her?

00:33:26Well, her husband is going to call her.

00:33:28Oh, Santiago, I didn't recognize you.

00:33:31Well, he's not here because he's taken the afternoon off.

00:33:34I don't know what I was supposed to do with that cute little dance

00:33:37Yes, well, I don't know, it won't come back.

00:33:38If you want, I can tell her something tomorrow when I see her.

00:33:41No, no, no

00:33:42No, well, nothing then.

00:33:43Hey, enjoy yourself, Santi, okay?

00:33:45Enjoy

00:33:46See you later

00:33:52Relationships need air to breathe.

00:33:56Good

00:33:57Don't you think we might be going a little too fast?

00:34:01I'm harassing you

00:34:02I'm bothering you, I knew it, it always happens to me

00:34:04I promise you, I'm surrendering myself.

00:34:05I turn myself upside down so badly that I then fall flat on my face.

00:34:07Yes, no, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:34:09Please, maybe I haven't explained myself well.

00:34:11No, yes, yes, yes, I'll be waiting for you.

00:34:12No, yes, yes

00:34:13No, no, look, I have to go out

00:34:17But we'll talk about this tomorrow, okay?

00:34:20Okay

00:34:26Leave

00:34:28Have a good time

00:34:30Oh, I hadn't told you.

00:34:31I've arranged to meet Alex.

00:34:33I'm waiting for it.

00:34:34He's going to show me around the fire station

00:34:35Well, if they're all as good-looking as him

00:34:37It has to be a show

00:34:39Clear

00:34:41Oh, sorry, sorry, but I know I'm late

00:34:42We'll leave in a minute, okay?

00:34:43Okay

00:34:43Just a moment

00:34:44Oh, damn

00:34:47Well, nothing.

00:34:47Enjoy using the hoses!

00:34:50Thank you

00:34:51And I hope you find a job

00:34:53Thank you, Lola

00:35:00Lola, you cut it

00:35:01Okay

00:35:03Yeah?

00:35:05No, Africa is not.

00:35:07Yes of course

00:35:10Ah, from the clothing store

00:35:12Yes, tell me, tell me, I'm aiming

00:35:16Nothing, man

00:35:17No hospitals, no police stations, nothing

00:35:19You'll see, my father will be right there with the fish.

00:35:21But please, Citi, don't be such a doomsayer.

00:35:22You said it, he'll be out and about.

00:35:24No, you said it yourself, damn it

00:35:26He is 80 years old

00:35:27It has depth, but it's not Makelele either.

00:35:29Well, she'll be with someone.

00:35:30So, well

00:35:31Let's see, your father has a belief

00:35:33You know it, he has a belief

00:35:34That's even worse.

00:35:35It makes it even worse for me.

00:35:35Because if he's been giving the issue two days' attention

00:35:38Well, maybe he'll have a heart attack

00:35:39And he just stays there, stiff as a board.

00:35:40And on top of that, in a foreign bed, damn it

00:35:41Yes, Citi, that's fine.

00:35:42Don't talk nonsense and cheer up a little.

00:35:44Santi, say something

00:35:46Help me, damn it

00:35:47Cuckold

00:35:48That?

00:35:49Cuckold, like a yu

00:35:50What are you saying, Santi?

00:35:52From what you hear

00:35:52My wife is putting them on me.

00:35:54That she's gone to have dinner with the missionary

00:35:56Choni told me so.

00:35:57Look, listen to me

00:35:58In other words, Choni is not reliable

00:35:59I say this with affection, Citi.

00:36:01But we all know each other, right?

00:36:03Hi!

00:36:05Happiness!

00:36:05Spanish sangria for Spanish friends

00:36:08Send it to me, brother.

00:36:09Send it to me

00:36:10Let him go from here

00:36:11How are my boys?

00:36:13Happy

00:36:13Yes, happy

00:36:14Given that my father has gone to take a bath

00:36:16And he hasn't returned.

00:36:16Ah

00:36:17Yeah

00:36:18Dad

00:36:19Pussy

00:36:20Fuck

00:36:21You really had us here, huh?

00:36:23A real scare here, you wouldn't believe it!

00:36:24Where? Where?

00:36:26Can you hear me?

00:36:27Where are you?

00:36:28That?

00:36:30But anyway, what do you call us?

00:36:32At least to warn me

00:36:33Yeah

00:36:35But what coverage?

00:36:36Yes, and also

00:36:37And what's so hard about calling, damn it?

00:36:40Don't look at the displeasure, yes

00:36:41Hey, look, listen to me for something

00:36:43Dad, dad, dad

00:36:46Congratulations

00:36:47That?

00:36:48It's in the village, isn't it?

00:36:49In the village?

00:36:50In the Calvan Islands

00:36:51He's fucked up

00:36:53Let's see if it's true

00:36:54What else does he read?

00:36:55Toilet

00:36:56Am I going to the toilet?

00:36:58Excuse me, excuse me

00:36:59He is alive

00:37:00My father is alive

00:37:02Yes sir

00:37:02I know that's how we Martins are.

00:37:03We are inaccessible

00:37:05In other words, the same in Soria

00:37:05That in the Cayman Islands

00:37:06Let's celebrate

00:37:07Come on, let's celebrate!

00:37:08What we're going to celebrate, man!

00:37:10That I am

00:37:10They've put up the paintings.

00:37:12My wife

00:37:12I'll be celebrating

00:37:13What am I going to be celebrating, man?

00:37:15What am I going to celebrate?

00:37:17Invitations

00:37:18Joy, invitations for

00:37:20Best nightclub in Ben and Dor

00:37:22Ah, thank you very much.

00:37:23Hey?

00:37:24But, that requires me to resort to that

00:37:27So that you can go here

00:37:29Let's see

00:37:29Don't be rude to the girl.

00:37:31It's here

00:37:31He's giving us some tickets

00:37:33Seen for what?

00:37:34Okay, one thing

00:37:34It might work out well for us.

00:37:35Time to disconnect a little, right?

00:37:36Clear

00:37:37Happiness

00:37:38Party

00:37:39Okay, Dad, come on

00:37:39Yes, yes?

00:37:40Hey?

00:37:41What a great color!

00:38:09Oh, damn it

00:38:09Me here at a nightclub

00:38:11It's my wife having sex with a missionary.

00:38:12That one day you have to be cutting it off

00:38:14Missionary beards

00:38:14That's what I should be doing

00:38:16Yes, yes, yes, Santi

00:38:16I don't believe it.

00:38:17Tell me 100 times.

00:38:17Lulita's thing is the missionary

00:38:18I don't believe it

00:38:19Let the photographer follow me.

00:38:20Well, they'll be challenging me, Santi.

00:38:24That it's not there

00:38:25The German woman

00:38:27Swedish, I think Swedish

00:38:28I mean, like...

00:38:29What did you say to him?

00:38:30That?

00:38:31Well, that's what I had to tell him.

00:38:32But how could you even think of that, Choni?

00:38:35Well, it's unpleasant.

00:38:35What could have been taken?

00:38:36Yes, look

00:38:38Look at your phone

00:38:39Santi

00:38:4114 messages

00:38:42And 20 missed calls

00:38:43Now you've got him eating out of your hand.

00:38:44Well, who told you to get involved?

00:38:45Where don't they call you?

00:38:47What a beating!

00:38:48He's getting in front of the Swedish woman.

00:38:49No no

00:38:50If it's at the end

00:38:51Triumph

00:38:51And what could he be telling her, man?

00:38:53Look, miss

00:38:53You as a woman

00:38:55Even though she's Swedish

00:38:56I ask

00:38:57Because I truly worship

00:38:58The veneration

00:38:59To my Lulita

00:39:00But he really likes church things.

00:39:02And the missionary

00:39:03He's very well-traveled

00:39:05Missionary

00:39:06I too am a missionary

00:39:08But how?

00:39:10Missionary?

00:39:11I have to tell you that it's a lie

00:39:12I have to tell you that it's a lie

00:39:13Before I do something crazy

00:39:16It could be that we are looking for 70

00:39:18Because I have many nephews

00:39:19Look

00:39:20Look

00:39:21Look how handsome he is!

00:39:27That little hand, Inga!

00:39:29Relax!

00:39:30Relax!

00:39:31Relax!

00:39:31Rounde!

00:39:33Hey!

00:39:33What is the area you are in with the missionary?

00:39:39What is the area you are in with the missionary?

00:39:39No, little vein

00:39:39No

00:39:40With a foreigner, Choni

00:39:43What, is he with a foreigner?

00:39:46Ingao!

00:39:47Oh no!

00:39:48But what kind of name is that, Choni?

00:39:49Wow, that guy hasn't been in any hurry.

00:39:51No, it might turn out to be true in the end.

00:39:52They've come all over the world in a league

00:39:53Well, what I want most in this world

00:39:54And I lost it because of you.

00:39:56Oh, Lourdes

00:39:57Don't tell me that

00:39:58It makes me feel a lot.

00:39:58A lot of feeling?

00:39:59Well, it makes me feel even more.

00:40:02Lourdes

00:40:02You know that I

00:40:03I haven't done it

00:40:04With a similar

00:40:05Intention

00:40:07Choni, don't cry

00:40:08Choni, don't cry

00:40:08Yes, I forgive you

00:40:10I know you didn't do it with bad intentions.

00:40:12Choni

00:40:12No, queen

00:40:13No, honey

00:40:13Yes, yes

00:40:14If it isn't

00:40:15It's the onion

00:40:15That's what it gives me

00:40:16Always lots of crying

00:40:20Hey!

00:40:21Hey!

00:40:22Hey!

00:40:23You've only just begun!

00:40:25Hey!

00:40:26Hey!

00:40:26I shit on your father

00:40:27I shit on the city, Jaimán

00:40:28And I curse Switzerland

00:40:30But what has been done?

00:40:31I'm completely out of drinks, man!

00:40:32But man!

00:40:33What a coincidence!

00:40:34Yes, it was said about Tom Frutuoso

00:40:36What great company!

00:40:39How does Benidorm treat them?

00:40:40Well, much better than us, huh?

00:40:42Don't believe it

00:40:42Ah, yes

00:40:43Like the one on the coast

00:40:44There is nothing.

00:40:44I came here after a divorce

00:40:46And a double vaipache

00:40:48But...

00:40:49Here I am

00:40:49I've been acting like a kid, huh?

00:40:50Come on, I don't even remember this anymore

00:40:52Nor the other one

00:40:53There he is with his little screen!

00:40:56Okay, I want you all to be there.

00:40:57Like you're in your own home, huh?

00:40:59Would you like a drink in the VIP area?

00:41:02In the VIP area

00:41:02We already have the tavern

00:41:03Which, by the way, we've neglected.

00:41:05Come on, damn it!

00:41:07Come on, damn it!

00:41:08It's going to be very good for you!

00:41:09Come on, damn it!

00:41:09What a way to do it, man!

00:41:10For the area!

00:41:11Come on, let's go!

00:41:21Don't go hungry, okay?

00:41:23Are we celebrating something there?

00:41:24Well yes

00:41:25Lola finds a job

00:41:26Oh, really?

00:41:28Congratulations, Lola

00:41:29Thank you

00:41:30I owe everything to you

00:41:31You've brought me luck.

00:41:32Don't leave me with nonsense

00:41:33Alba, you should have warned us.

00:41:34We would have left a little bit

00:41:36Take

00:41:36Do you want a little bit?

00:41:37No, thank you, Alice.

00:41:38Come on, avenge us, guys!

00:41:40To catch me

00:41:40Hey, hey!

00:41:41The guests?

00:41:42We do not collect

00:41:42Right, guys?

00:41:43That the guests

00:41:43We never collect.

00:41:45They are very elegant

00:41:46Are you a jerk?

00:41:48And what kind of work is it?

00:41:50Nothing, from a shop assistant

00:41:51Okay, in the store down here.

00:41:52He's within striking distance.

00:41:53It's like it's my job

00:41:56I was waiting for them to call me.

00:41:58Yes, they have called you.

00:41:59I took it

00:42:01But as you said, they paid you shit.

00:42:03Well, I thought you weren't interested.

00:42:04You've got some nerve!

00:42:05I didn't say that.

00:42:06I'm not trying to provoke anyone, okay?

00:42:08But you did say it

00:42:09That?

00:42:10Yes, aunt

00:42:11Damn, but I said it because I was pissed off.

00:42:14Besides, who the hell do you think you are?

00:42:16To take my job away?

00:42:17Okay, Africa, calm down, alright?

00:42:18It was a misunderstanding.

00:42:19No problem

00:42:20No, Raúl

00:42:20It's not just about the job.

00:42:22That's all, okay?

00:42:22The religious story that was being told in the tavern

00:42:24This is my story

00:42:25I told her

00:42:26And to top it all off, she's wearing my t-shirt.

00:42:31Well, I liked it so much that I bought one just like it.

00:42:34But I didn't think it would bother you

00:42:36Yes, it bothers me.

00:42:37Okay, Africa, you're losing it, alright?

00:42:40Don't you realize she's a psychopath?

00:42:42Okay, Africa, that's enough.

00:42:46Okay

00:42:48I'm losing my mind

00:42:50But if I were you, I'd look into it.

00:42:51If you carry your wallet in your pocket

00:42:52Before leaving home

00:43:09Fiti, Fiti, I can't see you

00:43:11I don't see you as being in any condition to drive.

00:43:13No, no, no

00:43:16You drive, you drive

00:43:18No, no, the bear, the bear

00:43:20The bear, the bear

00:43:21My wife

00:43:22My wife

00:43:24The apple of my eye

00:43:25The reason for my life

00:43:27He's cheating on me with a missionary.

00:43:29And then they say God is compassionate.

00:43:33Awful

00:43:34Awful

00:43:35Poor Santiago

00:43:37Well, that's all.

00:43:38Thank you

00:43:39Friends

00:43:41Thanks, Andrés.

00:43:42Thank you Fermín

00:43:43A lot

00:43:43Fernando

00:43:44Fernando

00:43:46That my father's friends

00:43:48They are my friends

00:43:49Balls

00:43:49So

00:43:50If you want to stay overnight

00:43:51Come and find a spot for you.

00:43:53But like, sleeping

00:43:54Well, at night here in Benidorm

00:43:55It's just begun

00:43:56Come on, make us comfortable.

00:43:58That dad and I

00:43:58Let's go get the whiskey

00:44:00From your father

00:44:01Sit well

00:44:02We can't take it anymore

00:44:03But I should

00:44:04No, I should

00:44:04No

00:44:06Look, for me

00:44:07It's best to leave it at that.

00:44:08Son

00:44:09The truth

00:44:09They know nothing

00:44:11I'll put it on for myself.

00:44:12Come on

00:44:13We move on to plan B

00:44:16I just don't think so

00:44:17In miracles

00:44:18I hated you

00:44:20Because I don't know.

00:44:20Hello

00:44:23Hello

00:44:32Afri

00:44:33Afri, wait

00:44:36Don't worry, okay?

00:44:37It will pass.

00:44:41Oh, sleepy

00:44:44Well

00:44:45You don't feel like having the last one

00:44:48Oh ok

00:44:50Okay, okay

00:44:51I'll see what's there

00:44:51Because here in this house

00:44:52Things fly by like you wouldn't believe.

00:44:54If not, a glass of milk

00:44:57Okay, okay

00:45:02Well, you've already seen

00:45:03In my ex's row

00:45:06Well, all my life

00:45:07Behind her

00:45:09Take

00:45:10Sometimes I think

00:45:11That I'm a bit of a masochist

00:45:13Know?

00:45:13No, I think the masochist

00:45:15It's her

00:45:15I need to break up with you.

00:45:17What do you mean?

00:45:19Well

00:45:20I don't know

00:45:21That I

00:45:21I think you're a boy

00:45:22Very special

00:45:24Special?

00:45:25Yeah

00:45:27You look very

00:45:29Very sensitive

00:45:31It's because of the Martinez family.

00:45:33That's what we have

00:45:34That sensitivity

00:45:35It doesn't come out through the pores

00:45:36Of the skin

00:45:36Practically

00:45:37It shows.

00:45:40A toast

00:45:42Yeah

00:45:46For us

00:45:47For us

00:45:48For us

00:45:49Health

00:45:51Health

00:45:59I'm stained

00:46:01Ah

00:46:01Here

00:46:02No

00:46:04Here

00:46:07And here

00:46:08And here

00:46:22I don't have any more?

00:46:23Yeah

00:46:43Hopefully

00:46:53Hopefully

00:46:54One has to have

00:46:55A great deal

00:46:55Of proteins

00:46:56And carbohydrates

00:46:57And let's not forget the vitamins.

00:46:58Clear

00:46:58Especially for children

00:46:59And teenagers

00:47:00Like you

00:47:01Because if you don't start the day

00:47:02With a good caloric intake

00:47:04Well, the study suffers.

00:47:06And me as an aunt

00:47:07And me, as your aunt, that I am

00:47:08And headmistress of the school

00:47:10Tell me

00:47:11Thank you so much for getting up so early!

00:47:14OK, honey

00:47:15I'm going to take a shower, okay?

00:47:17Okay

00:47:32Santi

00:47:32Wake up

00:47:33Pick up your phone

00:47:33The mobile

00:47:34Take

00:47:39Fuck

00:47:39What a headache

00:47:41I have dreamed

00:47:41That they had tied me up

00:47:42I shit on

00:47:43That?

00:47:44Vicious

00:47:45That?

00:47:46Didn't you dream it?

00:47:46That?

00:47:46We're really counting

00:47:47Look

00:47:48Damn it all

00:47:49I shit on you

00:47:50Quote

00:47:50I shit on your father

00:47:51Damn it!

00:47:52Okay, okay

00:47:52Respect

00:47:53That my father is my father

00:47:54And the bear is not to blame

00:47:55Damn, it's a plush toy.

00:47:56Oh

00:47:57They are already awake

00:47:58Good morning

00:47:59Good morning

00:48:02We're sorry we've arrived

00:48:03This situation

00:48:05It doesn't hurt as much as it hurts you.

00:48:07Hey, look

00:48:08If you don't mind

00:48:09Justice is demagoguery.

00:48:10Silence

00:48:11Look Fiti

00:48:12I'm sorry, okay?

00:48:12Your father has robbed us

00:48:14We were going to do business together

00:48:16And the damn bird

00:48:17He flew away with all the money

00:48:19And you need to know something

00:48:20Or do you want us to believe it?

00:48:22That you came here by chance

00:48:23Wait

00:48:24Excuse me

00:48:25I'll explain it to you.

00:48:26Look

00:48:26It was Fiti's father's birthday

00:48:28So, since Fiti isn't focused...

00:48:29Because it's not centered

00:48:30We have accompanied him

00:48:31So that he doesn't do anything unfortunate.

00:48:33Because ever since his wife left him

00:48:34Do you understand?

00:48:34It's out of control

00:48:35Completely unleashed

00:48:36I've already fallen

00:48:36I just fell

00:48:38Look, son.

00:48:39You're going to talk to your father

00:48:41And you tell him

00:48:42What money gives us

00:48:43Or we'll kill you and...

00:48:50Don Fernando

00:48:50My mailbox is showing up.

00:48:52Well, leave him a message, son.

00:48:54You seem silly.

00:48:57Dad

00:48:59That's me

00:49:00It's me

00:49:02Look, I'm here with your partners.

00:49:04What are you telling me?

00:49:05They have me kidnapped here

00:49:06They're telling me

00:49:06You don't pay them

00:49:09Or that

00:49:10Well

00:49:11Bye

00:49:11I'm Fiti

00:49:12Bye

00:49:14Bye

00:49:15For example

00:49:15And forgive me

00:49:16If we promise them

00:49:17What we're not going to say

00:49:18Nothing to anyone

00:49:20He lets us out

00:49:21I don't want to say anything to anyone.

00:49:22Fundamentally

00:49:23What are bodies

00:49:23And state security forces

00:49:25Hey!

00:49:26You'll say that for yourself.

00:49:27I plan to break the climate

00:49:29By murderers

00:49:30For gambling addicts

00:49:31By murosca

00:49:32Because of a psychopath

00:49:34Santi

00:49:35They're going to kill us

00:49:36That you spare us

00:49:37They're going to kill us

00:49:38We've seen their faces

00:49:39That we can testify

00:49:40You need us fixed

00:49:40I'm not telling you!

00:49:41Soothing!

00:49:42Hey!

00:49:42I'm going to calm down!

00:49:43How am I going to calm things down?

00:49:43I can't breathe!

00:49:44I can't breathe!

00:49:44Air!

00:49:45I'm not short of breath!

00:49:45Yeah!

00:49:46You have an axe

00:49:47That makes you anxious

00:49:48Yeah, yeah

00:49:48But no, I don't smoke

00:49:49Pussy!

00:49:49Relief!

00:49:50Relief!

00:49:51I smoke!

00:49:52I smoke!

00:49:53I smoke!

00:49:54I smoke!

00:49:58This isn't tobacco, damn it.

00:49:59This is not tobacco

00:49:59Not here

00:50:00Oh, no

00:50:00Tobacco kills

00:50:01Tobacco kills!

00:50:20Holy shit, what's this?

00:50:24When Raúl was consoling her last night

00:50:25I didn't think they would go this far

00:50:41Do you see it?

00:50:42Hey?

00:50:43Isn't what this aunt did shocking?

00:50:45She dresses like me

00:50:46He's taking my boyfriend's job away from me

00:50:47And all in one day

00:50:48Let's see, let's see

00:50:48The girl is adapting very quickly

00:50:50Look, what does Raúl matter to you?

00:50:51Technically she's not your girl anymore

00:50:53Elena, technically, don't mess with me.

00:50:54Will you shut the fuck up?

00:50:55You're going to wake them up

00:50:57What are we connecting on?

00:50:58With the avenging kidnapping

00:50:59He looked at your result

00:51:00At the moment

00:51:00He looked at your result

00:51:01Let him fall, he fell

00:51:01What's happening?

00:51:03Let the bacete sueca!

00:51:04I'm going to smoke!

00:51:06But Inga, daughter

00:51:07You told them you're from the bacete

00:51:08A Swedish woman and a Swedish man

00:51:10Van pa'l bacete

00:51:12You're messing around!

00:51:13No, no, Frandito, son

00:51:14No, Frandito, son

00:51:14Diego, please, that's enough.

00:51:16You're possessed, damn it

00:51:18Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:51:20It's for me

00:51:20I can't get it

00:51:23Fruitful?

00:51:24Fructuoso, good morning

00:51:26Hey, look, a topic

00:51:27We have your son and some friends

00:51:30Yes, yes, to those

00:51:31Hush, hush

00:51:32What are you going to tell me?

00:51:34Okay, listen, let's get down to business.

00:51:35Either they give us the money or they give us the cash.

00:51:37Or we'll kill them.

00:51:38What do you think?

00:51:41Yes, yes, man, yes

00:51:42I'll send it to you, I'll send it to you

00:51:44Hey, Dad, it's me

00:51:45These men are very angry.

00:51:47Fiti, Fiti

00:51:48Tell them they're not going to kill

00:51:49But you pay, you pay

00:51:51Hey?

00:51:53Uh-huh

00:51:53Yeah

00:51:56He's already hung up

00:51:58But he must have told you something, right?

00:52:00Yeah

00:52:01I'll tell you

00:52:02So, in summary, right?

00:52:03To sum it up a little

00:52:04About the pasta

00:52:05He won't let go.

00:52:06And without mincing words.

00:52:07That Matalile thing

00:52:09Well, he doesn't believe it.

00:52:10Fuck

00:52:11Fuck

00:52:12But nobody here

00:52:14He's not going to take me seriously, damn it

00:52:17Hahahahaha

00:52:18Ha ha ha

00:52:19Hahaha

00:52:20Hahaha

00:52:20Tony, may it remain without flames

00:52:22Let's see if something has happened to him.

00:52:23Yeah

00:52:24My mother took it out partying.

00:52:26And they're out there unaware.

00:52:27What's going to happen to him?

00:52:28Fuck

00:52:29But what does it do?

00:52:30What are you doing?

00:52:30What are you doing, silly girl?

00:52:31Well, he didn't confuse him.

00:52:32Why did I call him?

00:52:34Okay, that's enough with you, okay?

00:52:35If I want to call, I'll call.

00:52:37Lournitas, Lournitas

00:52:39Pardon, excuse-moi la towelette, s'il vous plaît

00:52:43The toilet, the toilet

00:52:46And on top of that, it was in French, provocative.

00:52:49Allez, joe, a ver moi, yo te acompaño

00:52:52Ah, d'accord, merci

00:52:53Hello hello

00:52:56Hello, hello, we have to get out of here, somehow.

00:52:58Oh, I didn't ruin your milk now that I was as strong as an oak tree.

00:53:03And then they go and kidnap us and kill us

00:53:05If I take it to find out, fuck the anti-vines

00:53:09Fuck progress and the mother who bore it

00:53:13That sucks, Santi, that sucks

00:53:15Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see

00:53:17Let's recap

00:53:19We can't count on him for anything.

00:53:21It can't be done

00:53:21Okay, it can't be done, we don't have anyone

00:53:24Come on, let's move

00:53:25And me, with the chairs, let's see if we can reach the telephone.

00:53:28All of you, both of you together, come on

00:53:29One, two, three, now

00:53:34Finipon, Finipon, little one

00:53:36Damn right, we're going to get caught!

00:53:39Fiti, you've arrived, Fiti, you've arrived

00:53:40Come on, Santi, pick up the phone with your mouth and call the police

00:53:45Call the police

00:53:47Oh, yes, come on.

00:53:50Which police are you calling?

00:53:52De gracia, now from New York, which are three numbers, 091

00:53:59Luke!

00:54:02Santiago, do you think it's nice to have gone all night without calling me?

00:54:04I haven't been able to, because we're being held hostage.

00:54:06Kidnapped by pensioners, which rhymes

00:54:09But hey Santiago, what are you saying?

00:54:12Stop talking nonsense, please, don't laugh at me

00:54:16I laugh, it's my brother, he's smoked I don't know what

00:54:20You're not going to point the wheel at me!

00:54:21Sorry, sorry, sorry

00:54:22But seriously, can you tell me what you're doing there?

00:54:24Huh? Your brother's stoned and you're out flirting

00:54:27Do you have Inga, Santi?

00:54:29Who is Inga?

00:54:29Inga is Swedish

00:54:32I thought he had fallen in love with me

00:54:35But she hadn't gotten used to it

00:54:37She hadn't fallen in love

00:54:38It was a lie.

00:54:38She wasn't Swedish either

00:54:40He was from Albacete

00:54:41Well, Santiago, have you no shame?

00:54:44First you deceive me, and now you laugh at me.

00:54:46But, my little grapevine

00:54:48I'm not laughing at that.

00:54:49Yes, Santi, tell him I do.

00:54:51Yes, yes

00:54:51Please focus, Santi

00:54:54Police

00:55:23Come on!

00:55:24Grandpa's birthday

00:55:25And they'll have kept the blonde from the cake.

00:55:54Let's get to work

00:55:57My boyfriend, my t-shirt, my hair

00:55:59Hey, stop, stop, stop, stop

00:56:00Excuse me, sweetheart, but let's clear things up.

00:56:03I only took what you didn't want.

00:56:05You thought the job was rubbish.

00:56:07Raul was no longer your boyfriend

00:56:08And the shirt

00:56:10It suits me better.

00:56:11I knew it, I knew you had taken it from me

00:56:14Rafri, control yourself

00:56:15They're going to think you're crazy

00:56:16Well, your gravy train is about to end, sweetheart.

00:56:18Because everyone finds out about this

00:56:20Oh, really?

00:56:21Yeah

00:56:22Well, maybe after what happened yesterday.

00:56:24They think that what happens to you

00:56:25It's just that you have a bit of...

00:56:27Fluff

00:56:28We tested your test

00:56:30Hey, José Luis

00:56:31Give me a beer

00:56:32Okay

00:56:33Come on, kid

00:56:33Go ahead, tell him

00:56:34Hello

00:56:35Tell him

00:56:37Hello

00:56:38Hey girls!

00:56:41Okay, what are you doing?

00:56:41Yeah

00:56:42Here, clarifying things

00:56:43Oh, really?

00:56:45Excellent

00:56:46How happy I am, Africa

00:56:53Oh, how nice, how quiet

00:56:59That's just how it is

00:57:00You get depressed and you're left lying down

00:57:03This...

00:57:04Inga

00:57:04Give it to Inga

00:57:06That's from Albacete, damn it

00:57:08I have more pull when I'm from Sueca.

00:57:10My real name is Dominga

00:57:11Oh, damn

00:57:12Dominga

00:57:13Can you do me a favor?

00:57:15Call my wife

00:57:16And tell him what's happening

00:57:17He doesn't believe me, he doesn't believe me

00:57:18Santi, with love

00:57:20I don't think it's a very good idea.

00:57:22Have Dominga call your wife

00:57:24Look, son

00:57:24Please, this is unbearable.

00:57:26Why don't we let it go, huh?

00:57:28If you look at him, he seems like a good agent.

00:57:29Because the worst-case scenario

00:57:31That cannot fall

00:57:32A couple of years

00:57:33Don Andrés

00:57:34Of course not

00:57:35If he's not going to get anything

00:57:36Also, are you sure about your heart?

00:57:38No, they

00:57:38They don't want anyone to die in prison

00:57:41And besides, it's not going to be anything.

00:57:43It's not going to be anything

00:57:43Because we're not going to snitch.

00:57:45Word

00:57:46Word, word

00:57:47Shut up already

00:57:48I'm not letting go until we get our money back.

00:57:51Okay, one little thing

00:57:54Don Fernando

00:57:55From son to son

00:57:56How much of what my father owes them?

00:58:00Because if it's a matter of money

00:58:01Well, that's it, we'll talk

00:58:03I'm having dinner, okay?

00:58:04People can understand each other by talking.

00:58:06No talking, Dad

00:58:07Paying

00:58:0958,700,000 and some thousand

00:58:11Because?

00:58:12Fuck

00:58:14Look, he's my father.

00:58:15But he's a real bastard.

00:58:16It doesn't surprise me that he wants to go and kill us and

00:58:21Peaceful

00:58:21Lourdes, Lourdes

00:58:22Peaceful

00:58:23Okay, relax.

00:58:26You relax

00:58:26Okay?

00:58:27And you can tell me what happened to you?

00:58:29That will surely help you vent.

00:58:31Okay?

00:58:33Better?

00:58:34Okay, very good.

00:58:35Come on

00:58:36Cheer up

00:58:36But how can the creature vent its feelings if it is dying?

00:58:39Don't you see that she just found out Santiago is cheating on her with someone else?

00:58:42Come on, that's it

00:58:43You, bump outside, bump outside

00:58:44Cry, cry, let it all out

00:58:45It's the best

00:58:46Come on, yes, Fernando

00:58:47Let's let him speak

00:58:48Okay?

00:58:50Come on, Lourdes

00:58:51Let's see

00:58:52Lourdes

00:58:53Lourdes

00:58:53Let's see

00:58:54From the beginning

00:58:55Okay?

00:58:56Calmly

00:58:57Gentle

00:58:57We have all the time in the world, okay?

00:59:00Come on

00:59:02Well, we're walking

00:59:03That Santiago believes

00:59:05Believe, believe, believe that I

00:59:07Come on, keep going

00:59:08Very good

00:59:09Well, Santiago believes that

00:59:11That Brother Armán and I

00:59:13As?

00:59:14Because Santiago thinks he's the idiot who's sleeping with the missionary.

00:59:16But where is Santiago going to get the idea that the missionary and she...?

00:59:19Well, that's beside the point.

00:59:19But come on

00:59:20What I'm getting at is

00:59:21That Santiago has taken advantage of the excuse

00:59:22And he's already dating a foreigner.

00:59:24Look how he's got me, Angelico

00:59:25Look how she's got me.

00:59:26Let's see

00:59:27Santiago would never do that to Lourdes.

00:59:29Come on, shall we?

00:59:30Santiago wouldn't do that to you.

00:59:31Come on, man

00:59:31With the animals that you men are

00:59:32What do you see, a thigh?

00:59:33And you're starving.

00:59:35Come on, let's see

00:59:35Lourdes

00:59:36The first thing is not to make hasty decisions

00:59:38Okay?

00:59:39Things are surely not as they seem.

00:59:42You're right, Fernando.

00:59:43Okay?

00:59:45There's no need to rush.

00:59:46We need to take things calmly.

00:59:48I like that

00:59:49The quotes, I like that

00:59:50I'm going on missions

00:59:52With the missionary, baby

00:59:53Not with the missionary

00:59:55To the missions

00:59:56Alone

01:00:01It's simple.

01:00:02We had to buy some rural land in our town

01:00:05Worth 540,000 euros

01:00:0790 million of the former present ones

01:00:09The fact is that those lands are going to be rezoned.

01:00:13We still have a cousin who's a councilman there.

01:00:15Cousin, cousin

01:00:17He was a natural son of langustias

01:00:18Dad

01:00:19Let's get to the point

01:00:21That they will be worth 5 times more

01:00:25Hey, so off the top of my head, how do I make an interesting business deal?

01:00:27But what do you mean, interesting?

01:00:28Fiti, what's so interesting about that?

01:00:29A bargain

01:00:29That's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

01:00:31Oh my God, Fiti

01:00:32Thank goodness

01:00:33Shut up, Santi

01:00:34Let's not mess around

01:00:35It is now, and it is a wasteland.

01:00:36But they are going to build 3,000 homes

01:00:38It's going to be a pleasure to see her

01:00:39Hey, I don't know if I'll see it when I get older.

01:00:42No, no, no

01:00:42But what does it say?

01:00:43But for God's sake, Don Andrés

01:00:44At his age

01:00:44But what remains?

01:00:45If you are bursting with health

01:00:47Keep that one, Diego

01:00:48Dad, already

01:00:49Total

01:00:49That your father has given us all our honestly earned money

01:00:54As much as honestly?

01:00:56Dad, let's not get into details.

01:00:57Just a moment

01:00:58Let me see if I can figure this out.

01:00:59If I cover his share and my father's share, what happens?

01:01:05So we become partners and make a fortune

01:01:09You get crazy, Fiti, you get crazy, you get crazy

01:01:12What, Diego?

01:01:14Should I sell the workshop and put up the cash?

01:01:15You're taking your time, Fiti, you're taking your time, of course

01:01:17Well, if my friend says so, who's like a brother to me.

01:01:20Deal.

01:01:20Okay, deal.

01:01:21Yes sir

01:01:22Deal.

01:01:23No, no, no, no, no

01:01:24Come on, Santi, Santi

01:01:25Have you been, Fiti?

01:01:26Have you been, well, how have you been?

01:01:27You have been sowing

01:01:28Come on, come on

01:01:29It's not that big of a deal, Diego

01:01:30But what do you mean it's not that big of a deal, Fiti?

01:01:31Have you been to Oscar?

01:01:32You haven't hesitated for a single moment

01:01:33You saw an opening and you jumped in.

01:01:35Right, Santi?

01:01:36TRUE

01:01:37Little dove

01:01:38This is the third message I've left you since I've been free.

01:01:40What doesn't surprise me is that your father swindled them.

01:01:42Because frankly

01:01:43You have to be an idiot to believe you're going to put up that kind of money.

01:01:45No?

01:01:46No, I'm going to put it on

01:01:47Yes, man

01:01:49Are you kidding me?

01:01:50You're not kidding.

01:01:51It doesn't apply, it doesn't apply

01:01:52No, let's see, Diego

01:01:54You didn't listen to Don Andrés

01:01:55It's a lucrative business.

01:01:56But what about Don Andrés?

01:01:57What do you say to a lucrative business deal?

01:01:59Fiti, I've studied this.

01:02:00What you have is Stockholm syndrome.

01:02:01What is Stockholm syndrome?

01:02:03What are you telling me?

01:02:04Damn, we made a deal

01:02:05They are good people

01:02:06What do you want?

01:02:06What's missing now? My word?

01:02:07Well

01:02:08You don't have it.

01:02:08For having encouraged him

01:02:09That you have indeed interpreted

01:02:10No, I didn't interpret it.

01:02:12I went to all sorts of trouble to get out of there

01:02:13Santi, damn it

01:02:14Besides, I do whatever I want with my money.

01:02:15And that's it.

01:02:16Fuck

01:02:16Furthermore, I thus clear my father's name.

01:02:18Which is mine

01:02:19Besides

01:02:20Listen to me

01:02:20Listen to me because you're not okay

01:02:21Are you not okay?

01:02:22Let's do one thing

01:02:23We're going to the police station

01:02:23I'll talk to Fermín later.

01:02:24And Stockholm cures you.

01:02:25Nobody goes anywhere here

01:02:27Let her not be a saintly righteous woman

01:02:28That my marriage is in danger

01:02:29But where are you going?

01:02:30That's not the way.

01:02:31That we already

01:02:32We've lost our way again.

01:02:41Man

01:02:42I wanted to speak to Betúa.

01:02:44Let's see

01:02:45Let's see

01:02:46Oh

01:02:50One thing

01:02:51One cool thing

01:02:52I have a problem

01:02:54What is the mission like?

01:02:56The mission

01:02:56It's because my sister-in-law

01:02:57Lourdes

01:02:58I want to go there

01:02:59By the horns

01:03:00What her husband has named her

01:03:00I don't know if you understand me.

01:03:01It's just that I don't understand

01:03:04Well, you don't understand.

01:03:05But I do

01:03:05The point is that

01:03:09Over there

01:03:10Plus

01:03:12Plus heat here

01:03:13In Santa Justin

01:03:14Let's see in Africa

01:03:17Very

01:03:18Very hot

01:03:19Yes

01:03:20Yes

01:03:21Yes

01:03:21Well

01:03:21You're going to be very hot.

01:03:23This

01:03:24This

01:03:25This is wool

01:03:26This is making a mess.

01:03:26And all this is terlenca

01:03:27Believe

01:03:27This is terlenca

01:03:29You

01:03:30Three

01:03:31Coats

01:03:31Three

01:03:32Coats

01:03:32Yes

01:03:33Yes

01:03:34Yes

01:03:35Yes

01:03:35Oh

01:03:36I would give it to you

01:03:36Yes

01:03:37Okay, so this

01:03:38Let's see

01:03:39Dangers

01:03:40Dangers

01:03:42Lesotho

01:03:42It's dangerous

01:03:44Dangerous

01:03:45Dangerous

01:03:46Oh no

01:03:46No

01:03:47No

01:03:48I feel much calmer now.

01:03:49The truth

01:03:50Hello

01:03:50Oh Lourdes

01:03:52I was asking him

01:03:54To Friar Armand

01:03:54That

01:03:55That

01:03:56What are the missions like?

01:03:57Because I'm in a big hurry

01:03:58With you leaving

01:03:59Chick

01:03:59It gives me

01:03:59It gives me many things

01:04:00Oh well

01:04:01She told me it's hot.

01:04:02Heat makes it clear

01:04:03But not many dangers.

01:04:04Thank you for your interest, Choni.

01:04:06Oh darling

01:04:07But how

01:04:07How can I let you go?

01:04:09You've left me so worried.

01:04:10With what I have to be missing

01:04:11Oh Choni

01:04:12If I didn't want to

01:04:13What happens

01:04:13Well, circumstances force me to.

01:04:16Already

01:04:17Already

01:04:19Well

01:04:21Okay, daughter

01:04:21I'm going to leave

01:04:22Well, this man...

01:04:22It turns me on

01:04:23It makes me feel like all my liver is rising.

01:04:24He calls me dude

01:04:26And it even raises my cholesterol.

01:04:28Ale

01:04:29I'm leaving, okay?

01:04:30Goodbye

01:04:31Goodbye

01:04:32Oh, how happy her mother will be!

01:04:34Such a beautiful son

01:04:36Goodbye, darling

01:04:42Lola

01:04:43What are you doing?

01:04:44Guys

01:04:45Africa

01:04:45Calm down, you're going to screw this up

01:04:47Guys come here

01:04:48That crazy woman has broken into our house

01:04:50And she caught her going through our things

01:04:52That?

01:04:53Is that true?

01:04:54No

01:04:54I just wanted

01:04:55I was looking there

01:04:56And how did you get in, beautiful?

01:04:58I gave the keys to Africa.

01:04:59That?

01:04:59But why?

01:05:01It's because you've treated me so well

01:05:03I wanted to do something nice for you.

01:05:05I took some photos of you.

01:05:06And I did this to you

01:05:07Although we like it too

01:05:08But I did it with a lot of love.

01:05:11Wow!

01:05:13Well, except for Alejo, he's acting strange.

01:05:15Hey, you should have joined in too.

01:05:17Of course, Auntie

01:05:18No, not me.

01:05:19How am I going to feel?

01:05:20Not if you're the same four friends as always.

01:05:21Shut up, stupid.

01:05:22No

01:05:23I'm truly sorry

01:05:24I should have warned them

01:05:26No, no

01:05:27That they feel nothing

01:05:27Feel nothing

01:05:28You're not the one who has to apologize, honey.

01:05:34Okay, but what's wrong now?

01:05:35Africa

01:05:35Oh, leave her alone

01:05:37Anyone can have a bad day.

01:05:38No?

01:05:42Saurlita!

01:05:43Saurlita!

01:05:44The mess you husbands of the directors of this school make

01:05:47Santi, take care

01:05:50Santi has nothing to say to me

01:05:51I'm going to the shoal

01:05:54Missionary!

01:05:55No!

01:05:56It hasn't killed my soul!

01:06:01You're a satyr!

01:06:02Wife thief!

01:06:04Hippie!

01:06:04What are you saying?

01:06:06What are you saying?

01:06:06The only satyr here is you, Santi.

01:06:08I've had nothing to do with Brother Armand.

01:06:10So, the suitcase?

01:06:12Where are you going?

01:06:14I'm going to the bathroom to sort out my feelings and for you to sort out yours.

01:06:18Wife thief!

01:06:19Wife thief!

01:06:20I have nothing to clarify.

01:06:21If I love you

01:06:22I worship you

01:06:23And I respect you.

01:06:25And what about the Swedish woman?

01:06:26Swedish

01:06:27She's not Swedish

01:06:28What is Albacete?

01:06:29Whose name is Inga

01:06:31From Dominga

01:06:32Okay, okay, Santi.

01:06:33Please respect me

01:06:33Which is the truth

01:06:35That Fiti's father

01:06:36He went to the Cayman Islands

01:06:37With the 90 million

01:06:38And the kidnappers

01:06:40Don Fernando and Don Andrés

01:06:41Beautiful people

01:06:43But Santi, please don't increase my pain any more.

01:06:44Santi

01:06:45Don't lie to Lurdita anymore

01:06:47If you want to keep it

01:06:48You have to tell him the truth.

01:06:49The truth first

01:06:50A moment, Lurdita

01:06:52All that nonsense your husband is telling you

01:06:54It's because of me

01:06:55To cover me up

01:06:56Yeah

01:06:56Yes, Inga is a fling of mine.

01:06:58The thing is, she was married

01:06:59And for me, look at you

01:07:00Friar

01:07:01Marriage is sacred

01:07:02Hey?

01:07:02As Mr. said

01:07:03What good is a little second of pleasure?

01:07:06What if eternity in hell awaits you?

01:07:08What is the situation?

01:07:09How is?

01:07:10And the kidnapping?

01:07:12The kidnapping?

01:07:12So that you wouldn't think badly of me, Lurdita

01:07:14Because you're like that

01:07:15But of course

01:07:16Your husband who can't lie

01:07:17He doesn't know

01:07:18I'm not going to call you stupid.

01:07:20Well, if you don't know how to lie

01:07:21Why are you lying?

01:07:23Forgive me, darling

01:07:25My darling

01:07:26I thought I was losing you

01:07:30Oh darling

01:07:35How beautiful!

01:07:37This is my workshop

01:07:38My wife who left me

01:07:40My boy who has flown like a chick

01:07:42The number of spark plugs I've had to change

01:07:44To pay off mortgages

01:07:45Male

01:07:46That whole period

01:07:47Santi

01:07:47It concludes with this paper

01:07:48That paper?

01:07:50600,000 euros

01:07:51I mean

01:07:53100 million

01:07:54But you didn't say they were giving you 90

01:07:55Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:07:56But since I took a while to reply

01:07:57They raised the price on me

01:07:58If we hadn't been kidnapped

01:08:00He had lost 10 million

01:08:01Fuck

01:08:01That's just how fate is.

01:08:02Chungo

01:08:03Fate is dodgy

01:08:04Take this

01:08:04Here's the milk

01:08:05That still hurt

01:08:06The dolls

01:08:08Remember the otanos

01:08:09Okay Diego

01:08:09But that's in the past.

01:08:10And this

01:08:11It's a passport to the future

01:08:12Let's see

01:08:13Fiti

01:08:13By chance

01:08:14You're not thinking about investing

01:08:15With those nutcases

01:08:17Leave him alone, brother.

01:08:18Let them invest

01:08:19So they come back

01:08:19And they kidnap us again

01:08:20Clear

01:08:21And what happens

01:08:22Just like in the movies

01:08:23The brave one wins

01:08:24Fuck

01:08:24Well, also

01:08:24Well, it's very bad that things are going so badly for me.

01:08:26I still have 10 million left.

01:08:27And with 30,000 pesetas

01:08:29I set up a workshop

01:08:29But Fiti

01:08:30Let's see

01:08:31That with 10 million

01:08:32The most you'll lift

01:08:33It's a pick and a shovel.

01:08:34In a work

01:08:34Times have changed

01:08:35Let's see

01:08:36Think a little bit

01:08:3610 million is pocket change

01:08:37No

01:08:38They're going to scam you

01:08:39Don't invest

01:08:40Fiti

01:08:40Don't invest

01:08:41That's messed up

01:08:41Really

01:08:41If these opportunities

01:08:44They happen once in a lifetime

01:08:45Listen to me.

01:08:46Put the money in the bank

01:08:47I'll give you a shitty interest rate.

01:08:48Let him do what he wants

01:08:50Brother

01:08:50He's already grown up

01:08:51But no

01:08:51That's crazy

01:08:52Santi

01:08:53To be quiet

01:08:53For God's sake

01:08:55If destiny has brought me here

01:08:56Let fate decide my future

01:08:59But what are you going to do?

01:09:00But that this

01:09:01You Fiti, you're stupid.

01:09:02I mean

01:09:02You're going to kick Caracruz out.

01:09:03This is not a football match

01:09:05What is destiny?

01:09:06You understand?

01:09:06Because destination is very important

01:09:07Diego

01:09:08Destination is very important

01:09:09That has marked history

01:09:10From very important people

01:09:11Like Julius Caesar

01:09:12Or like Napoleon

01:09:13You talk about not setting an example.

01:09:14So much for home

01:09:15Really

01:09:15Okay, let's see.

01:09:16I invest face

01:09:17And Cross

01:09:18Well, I'll put it in a bank.

01:09:19And that's it.

01:09:27Fate willed it so.

01:09:29Fuck

01:09:29The investment has already been made.

01:09:30I'm going to get rich.

01:09:31But what does it say?

01:09:32You're going to make a fortune.

01:09:33Fiti please

01:09:34You don't rule me.

01:09:35You don't rule me

01:09:35You've completely lost it.

01:09:36You don't realize

01:09:37But how are you gambling with your future?

01:09:38Heads or Tails

01:09:42Face

01:09:42Another face

01:09:44Or in other words

01:09:45Investment

01:09:46Or in other words

01:09:47Hostion

01:09:48Look, damn it!

01:09:49Fuck

01:09:49Money attracts money

01:09:50And the euro

01:09:51He wanted me to invest

01:09:52More clearly

01:09:53Clear as day

01:09:54Fuck

01:09:55This is like a toll.

01:09:56To my dreams

01:09:57To your dreams

01:09:58Okay?

01:09:59To the dreams of my friends

01:10:00And mine too

01:10:01Robi Man

01:10:02Also

01:10:02First and foremost, my son

01:10:04May I have a small apartment today

01:10:06That's what descendants are for.

01:10:07But then

01:10:07Fuck

01:10:08Then you come.

01:10:09Pussy

01:10:09Something will fall into place eventually.

01:10:10Don't worry

01:10:11Come on

01:10:13For my friends

01:10:13For our dreams

01:10:15No

01:10:16No

01:10:16Stop talking nonsense

01:10:17Fiti please

01:10:18You're talking a lot of nonsense.

01:10:19Please do it for me

01:10:19But really

01:10:20Look what I do for parties

01:10:21Let's see

01:10:22In a hypothetical scenario

01:10:24In a hypothesis

01:10:25That they would fall on me

01:10:25Well, what do I know?

01:10:26A few pounds

01:10:27What would you want?

01:10:28Man

01:10:28It has been a hypothesis

01:10:29Some things he would really like

01:10:31To my little Lurditas

01:10:31A television that doesn't weigh much

01:10:33Plasma

01:10:33There it is

01:10:34There it is

01:10:34That's my Santiago.

01:10:35Yes sir

01:10:36That's my Santiago.

01:10:38Come on, ask

01:10:38No

01:10:39A season ticket at the Bernabéu

01:10:41To watch all of Real Madrid's matches

01:10:42Yes sir

01:10:43But from the box seats

01:10:43From the box there with the flight attendant

01:10:45And with Tony's gin

01:10:45And yet

01:10:46In the box

01:10:47Watch Madrid's matches

01:10:47In the VIP box at the Bernabéu

01:10:48That's ok

01:10:49That's not it.

01:10:49I'm telling you, it's not right.

01:10:50Let's get a seasonal box seat.

01:10:52I was thinking

01:10:53Already in place

01:10:53But it's not a hypothesis.

01:10:54Because it's a hypothesis

01:10:55Well, build a small pool on the porch

01:10:57For summer

01:10:57To spend the summer more peacefully

01:10:58And a farmhouse

01:11:00A farmhouse in Granada

01:11:01With pool

01:11:02And bullring

01:11:03A farmhouse with a swimming pool

01:11:05And with a bullring

01:11:06Yes sir

01:11:06Of course

01:11:07If what's mine is yours

01:11:08Fuck

01:11:09For my friends

01:11:10For my friends

01:11:11My true treasure

01:11:12Come on

01:11:12Well, you're being really corny.

01:11:14My true treasure

01:11:15Damn it!

01:11:16Of course

01:11:20A million euros or so

01:11:23No matter how many millions you have

01:11:25That's not going to change

01:11:26I'm telling you.

01:11:26That's not going to change

01:11:27Tell me, tell me, tell me

01:11:28How beautiful

01:11:31Yes I want

01:11:32My sister is getting married

01:11:33Good

01:11:34Good

01:11:36Raúl and I are going to live together

01:11:37Check out this exclusive!

01:11:39Excellent

01:11:39But it's JK.

01:11:40We performed at the party

01:11:41End of course

01:11:42That?

01:11:43Again with a small group

01:11:44No, no, no

01:11:44JFK again

01:11:45I have been

01:11:46No, no, no

01:11:53My idea was that the songs would convey values typical of youth.

01:12:02Let's revolutionize with values

01:12:03Like Jesus Christ

01:12:11You're looking for something more like this, aren't you?

01:12:14That's it, that's it, yes

01:12:16At your place or mine?

01:12:18Waiter

01:12:18Our Lady of Sorrows

01:12:20I hope everything goes well, okay?

01:12:23Lady of bran

01:12:26Chon, chon, chon

01:12:27We can still be friends.

01:12:28What can you do?

01:12:30So you want to start investing, right?

01:12:32Fruitful

01:12:33Well, yes, well

01:12:34He's going to try a little bit

01:12:35Let's hope we get lucky, shall we?

01:12:36She is Choni

01:12:37Nice to meet you

01:12:37She's my girlfriend

01:12:39She's my girlfriend

01:12:40Although

01:12:41That we love each other very much

01:12:43And tell me, what's your wallet like?

01:12:44Well, the one my father gave me.

01:12:45When I finish my military service

01:12:46And what about those little eyes you were giving Angelito?

01:12:49Raúl, I've told you a thousand times

01:12:50Spanish music is going down the drain

01:12:51If I'm not sure, I won't get married.

01:12:53Chona, come on, give it to me, kid

01:12:54The money you can make with forehead insurance

01:12:56It tastes better

01:12:58It tastes better

01:12:58It tastes the same

01:13:00Look what it brings

01:13:01But what? What are you doing? Put that away.

01:13:02Save that

01:13:03Lola, Lola

01:13:04I'm not, I'm not

01:13:06You are denying me

01:13:07No, you're denying me

01:13:08I'm not denying that, Santi

01:13:09I'm not getting married, Diego.

01:13:11That you were a lie

01:13:12Raul?

01:13:17As I love you

01:13:18Convince yourself

01:13:19No one will love you

01:13:20You two are not getting along well at all

01:13:21But not good at all

01:13:22I hope you're doing great.

01:13:23What was the worst time you became king?

01:13:27No

01:13:28If I were Will Smith

01:13:30Fallen

01:13:30If I were Will Smith

01:13:31No

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