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00:00Today on Humor Amarillo we dare to put the contestants inside a sack of potatoes.
00:06We will see human beings losing their dignity to unprecedented limits.
00:11And we will find that some people's capacity for making fools of themselves is endless.
00:27Breaking News
00:28Good afternoon, could you please plug in camera 3 for me?
00:33How funny. We interrupt the mission to announce that Takeshi and General Tani have met to sign a peace treaty and have a big feast.
00:39That is to say, there is no yellow humor today.
00:50And after this beautiful symphony, I ask for a very strong round of applause for a man who has been our enemy, but who tonight will share the table with us.
00:57General Tani! The best of all!
01:04Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, little leakers! Thank you! Thank you!
01:08Okay, okay, okay. Okay. And those fans, calm down.
01:16I'm in a good mood, you know? They're going crazy. I'm as hot as a fiddle.
01:20And now I want an even louder round of applause, if possible, for the man who pays our salaries. The great Takeshi!
01:26But Takeshi, why are you coming in there? We put a red shadow on you, man!
01:41Takeshi! Stop fooling around, man! Behave yourself, Takeshi!
01:44But you think the boss can do this! Help him, please! You crazy bunch! Come on!
01:53Oh my goodness! I just woke up, Junior.
01:56But Takeshi, you've crashed into everything in your path!
01:59Oh, my goodness! Junior, how he cut me off! How he cut me off!
02:03You've destroyed a memory, Takeshi!
02:05By the way, you appreciated Tani more than me!
02:09I realized!
02:11The big moment has arrived!
02:12Let's sign the peace treaty between Takeshi and General Tani!
02:16Are you ready?
02:17Whenever you want, Junior, go for it!
02:19Please, the treaties!
02:23Watch out, Takeshi!
02:25Don't copy me, eh, Tani!
02:27Open the T with the A!
02:30Fuck!
02:30It's a little difficult to write in Japanese.
02:35I don't know if I'm writing or making cartoons.
02:37That's it!
02:39Peace is signed in yellow humor!
02:41Takeshi, by the way, what was I thinking?
02:44If we don't have the contest, what are we going to do for the next half hour?
02:48Well, look, Junior, I was thinking of bringing some strippers,
02:52But since it's children's time, let's talk about our things, shall we?
02:55Drinking News!
02:57Let's see, can you please plug in camera 5 for me?
03:00How funny!
03:01It's 6 o'clock!
03:02We interrupt the broadcast to deliver some important news.
03:05We connect with our special envoy!
03:07Go ahead, envoy!
03:08Hundreds of viewers outraged because today we are broadcasting yellow humor
03:11They have taken over by force the facilities where this program is recorded.
03:15To the cry of yellow humor forever,
03:17The unconditional fans of the Japanese contest assure that they will not move
03:21until emissions return to normal.
03:23In the meantime, they will dedicate themselves to competing in the different events.
03:26According to what they tell us, these Ocupa spectators have had the collaboration
03:30from a member of the regular yellow humor team.
03:34To the soap!
03:36Hello, it's just that since you haven't come so much and the contestants were nervous,
03:39Well, I told myself,
03:40what the heck!
03:41I'm going to present the program.
03:42Also, look how good the uniform feels on me, huh?
03:44What a hanger I have!
03:45Of course, with this great body I'm going to keep rehearsing.
03:50To the soap!
03:50Ow! Ow! No! Don't step on me, I'm not a rug! Please!
03:59You should have killed me!
04:02And the die-hard fans of yellow humor are jumping in to participate...
04:06The attack on the bun!
04:08There it says Japanese, attack the bun.
04:11Since Takeshi is not there, the contestants have had to look for themselves.
04:13some potato sacks to immobilize their arms.
04:17And why do they want to be immobilized?
04:19To make the test more difficult.
04:20Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the spirit of yellow humor.
04:24Even if there is no one controlling the contestants,
04:26They do not look for the easy way.
04:27And those are the ones who manage to grab the bun with their mouths,
04:30will be able to enjoy the following test.
04:32Look how happy the kids are.
04:35In these slow motion images we can appreciate the epic effort
04:38of these men and women.
04:40Many of them are only wearing the potato sack.
04:43And that stings, it stings a lot.
04:45And yet, they are not discouraged.
04:46They keep jumping, bouncing and everything to get their bun.
04:50Well, not everyone jumps.
04:51Some are squatting.
04:53It seems like they are doing something else.
04:56And these contestants are giving the world a true lesson in love.
04:59From love to yellow humor.
05:00Because who would let themselves be humiliated by a bun if it weren't for love?
05:04Probably Homer Simpson, but he's from the innovative competition.
05:06Because this is not just any bun.
05:08He's a cool bun.
05:10It's a Japanese bun that has the characteristic that it can sit for more than half an hour before you can eat it.
05:15Now, that's it.
05:16If you try to eat it with your forehead, it's harder to catch it.
05:20Here we see a contestant who takes a bun that has grown tired of hesitating.
05:24Because buns get tired too.
05:25Girl, I'm here.
05:27I'm Pepe.
05:28You are a hunk.
05:28Go over there.
05:29Hey, beautiful.
05:30Do you want me to give you a hand?
05:31No, I see that you have many.
05:33Come on, run.
05:34I'm going to blow the whistle.
05:35Guys, time's running out, huh?
05:37Don't give up, kid.
05:39That you can still get it.
05:40Runs.
05:42Ah, well no.
05:42You can't get it anymore.
05:44Curse.
05:46I'm getting married in Soria!
05:47Now that he was so comfortable touching me.
05:51Wow!
05:52Thank you very much, handsome.
06:19You're welcome, Taquesi.
06:20Junior, don't be foolish.
06:22Hey, do you guys know what this is?
06:24It's a king's cake, but with the surprise on the outside.
06:27A king's cake.
06:28Come on, I'll give you a clue.
06:30Look, I'll take a contestant.
06:32No, not this one they are.
06:32To this one, to this contestant.
06:34And pin, pin, pin, pin.
06:37And it falls.
06:37What is it?
06:38I know what it is.
06:39A new test you made up.
06:40It's called jumping every dog route.
06:43Let's see, Junior.
06:44How long have you been hosting this show?
06:46Don't you know these are hamburgers?
06:48Don't you know that the contestants here risk their lives week after week and don't laugh, man?
06:52It's just funny.
06:53Well, the only thing that's funny here is when the contestants do pin, pin, pin and it falls.
06:57Look, since I see you still don't know what I'm doing to you, I'm going to show you the best moments we've had so far at the burgers.
07:02But have cartoons also participated?
07:04Junior, I'm splitting my sides with you.
07:06To the hamburger!
07:08This time I'll make it!
07:10That's what you think, because this is your second time at the burgers.
07:13But it's the second time because it's a repeat of the best moments.
07:16So the blow you took was the same.
07:18Thanks to this compilation of the best zamburguerazos, we've realized that we can divide the shots into different types.
07:25To start with, we have the famous painful blows.
07:28Let no one in your home try to bend their legs like this, it is lethal.
07:30We chose this shot to remind us why contestants have to wear helmets.
07:35And even though this wretch is smiling, what's going to happen to him is no laughing matter.
07:40Her legs opened wide, too wide.
07:43He could never close them again.
07:45There were also terrible crashes against the rocks.
07:48And of course, the traditional flat irons.
07:51Slams against the water, the kind that leave your stomach red.
07:55Within the blows we have to clearly differentiate the lethal slips.
07:59It must be said that some are more lethal than others.
08:02This is very lethal.
08:05Especially since the contestant was on the verge of dying from poisoning after drinking a liter of this infected water.
08:11We can also differentiate between injuries that occurred due to not wearing the appropriate clothing.
08:15As we have seen happened to Don Paquetoni.
08:18Or as happened with this good lady's pants.
08:22It's not that they're not appropriate, they are sweatpants after all.
08:26But they are too wide.
08:27And of course, when you fall into the water, even your ID card gets wet.
08:32And of course, we can't forget the girl who, she confessed, had spent several days in front of the mirror without knowing what to wear to get a yellow mood.
08:39And in the end she forgot to put on her bra.
08:42Pig!
08:43We have also realized that the reason for many of the falls is due to the strange running style of some contestants.
08:49Or stop running, because it seems like you've run out of rope.
08:52And pay attention to this chicken.
08:53We don't know if he moves his hands to try to balance himself a little or to completely throw himself off balance.
08:58It seems more like the latter.
08:59This one, on the other hand, runs as if he were in the final of the 100-meter dash.
09:03And here, smooth, smooth, what is said smooth, well no.
09:06Yes, it continues running underwater for a while.
09:09And this compilation of the best moments couldn't be missing those falls, blows, and general headbutts that fill us with joy and delight.
09:16These are what we call silly falls.
09:19Like the one this girl had when she thought the danger had passed.
09:22Or like this kid, who didn't just have a stupid fall, he almost drowned stupidly.
09:27Go on, drowning there would be an achievement in itself.
09:29This man, however, tried to give a little dignity to his fall.
09:34And all he managed to do was create a pathetic recreation of the sinking of the Titan.
09:39It's not like this guy was Leonardo DiCaprio.
09:42And this accelerated life had a pathetic fall, because like the bunny in the commercial, it ran out of batteries.
09:48And another one who ran out of batteries was this contestant.
09:52The image isn't slowed down. It's just that she's that slow when she falls.
09:56Others, like this individual, take a silly fall by hitting everything in their path.
10:05But the real king of the silly fall, the man who deserves the title by a landslide, is this chicken.
10:09Among the silly falls we have those who managed to adopt improbable positions before falling into the water.
10:15The flexibility of the human body has limits.
10:17They showed us that it was not.
10:19A body can bend in a thousand different ways before it breaks.
10:23Before breaking or going into the water, what happens first.
10:25And in hamburgers we also experience moments of great tenderness.
10:29This way, kid. Let's see, which way do we go? That way.
10:32I curse myself!
10:33Oh, I can't say anything. Wait, I'll build the bridge over the Guay River.
10:37And you're in. Come on, pintrafilla, whenever you want.
10:40Hey, be careful, that guy is really heavy.
10:42Come on, now go on by yourself. Pull.
10:45Mom, I love you!
10:46What a bun. How cute.
10:48But besides tenderness, we had very dramatic moments.
10:51Like when this man discovered he couldn't fly.
10:56And this woman's story especially touched our hearts.
11:00He was one step away from victory.
11:02A little jump and I would be able to pass the phase.
11:04If he had gotten this far it couldn't be that difficult.
11:07Useless! Beyond useless!
11:08And we close this review of zamburguesas with a guy who could have fit into any of the groups we've seen.
11:15And yet he had something that the others lacked.
11:17Well, exactly a shitty lot.
11:20Come on, now I want you to play the 4th one for me!
11:27Wow, we're still messing around, huh?
11:29The yellow humor spectators who are occupying the program's facilities
11:33They say they are outraged by the rehash of hamburgers we just saw.
11:37We connect with our envoy in the area.
11:39Yes, comrades.
11:39The squatter contestants have kidnapped Juanito Calvicia, Paco Peluca and Animal.
11:44And they threaten to enter the Chinotauros labyrinth and Taquesi does not change his attitude.
11:48Pepe is with them.
11:49To the Marzipan!
11:51Nothing, I can't hear Tani's scream.
11:53I think I'm doing much better than him anyway.
11:56I've even had some girls compliment me on how good the uniform looks on me.
11:59Well, I'll continue.
12:01Let's see if I can do it now.
12:02Come on, let's go there.
12:05To the Marzipan!
12:08Oh, oh!
12:09Don't step on me anymore!
12:10Oh, not again!
12:11Hey, who's wearing the nailed boot?
12:13He left me alone!
12:17To the maze!
12:20No more rehashed yellow humor!
12:22Anymore!
12:22Whatever you say, Piltrafilla!
12:24Hey, what was I thinking?
12:25What is Tani doing dressed in white if he is supposed to be with Taquesi dressed in black?
12:30The protesting contestants have found a double.
12:32What a thing the truth is, eh!
12:33What things happen!
12:35With yellow humor!
12:36And I was wondering something else.
12:38If the contestants have kidnapped the three evil beasts that are inside the labyrinth,
12:42Why do they let them persecute them?
12:43It's part of the wonderful absurdity of yellow humor.
12:46What the kidnappers are looking for is suffering.
12:48And those who can make them feel bad are the kidnapped.
12:51Phew!
12:51How complicated!
12:52So that some people can say that this is a simple program.
12:54Although it may not seem like it, this contestant is very happy right now.
12:58And they're destroying his favorite shirt.
13:00Well, I don't know if he's that happy, huh?
13:04Nothing makes me scream like yellow humor!
13:07This contestant protester comes to vindicate the latest in sensationalism.
13:11She's one of those who defends yellow humor to the death because she claims it's better than going to a football match.
13:15With that shout he just proved it.
13:19She can't wait for the bad guys to find her so she can fuck like crazy.
13:22A real therapy against stress.
13:24After half an hour in the maze, she has not achieved her goal because she wants to be found.
13:29Well, if she wants to be found, she should make more noise.
13:30Can you make any more noise? Can you shout any louder?
13:40Well yes, you can.
13:42Attention!
13:43Please throw it in the water now, it's drilling into my ears!
13:56It must have been as good as new. Let's check it out.
14:02Are you calm now?
14:03Yeah.
14:03Don't you want to scream anymore?
14:04No, not anymore.
14:05Did you know that there are other, less scandalous ways to relax?
14:08Well no, I don't think so.
14:09Did he teach you one?
14:10Okay.
14:11Let's see what kind of body you have. I think the best therapy for you is dancing. Come on, let's dance.
14:16No, no, not the Jota, better the twist. Look, look, how I dance.
14:19Come on, Morino!
14:22Thank you, yellow love, I've lost weight.
14:24Before he was addicted to yellow humor, this man was hooked on cakes.
14:28It was so large that it didn't fit through the front door of his house.
14:31And thanks to his yellow humor, now there is no door that can resist him.
14:35I'm a total mess!
14:37But, pintrafilla, pintrafilla, say something. Don't leave us like this.
14:41This woman is in a hurry because she belongs to the same therapy group as the screamer.
14:50But she combines screaming with karate.
14:52Thanks to yellow humor it has become a deadly weapon.
14:56If you don't deafen yourself with its screams, it can cave in your sternum with one blow.
15:00Well, as much as sinking the sternum, I don't know, but it does a lot of pumping.
15:04Well, once the girl has relaxed, she sees herself in the valley.
15:10And with this, say goodbye to stress.
15:12I'm here to put on a show, watch out for my hit.
15:15This contestant is a fan of yellow humor with all its consequences.
15:18He knows that the greatness of this program is based on its telegas.
15:22And he wants humor amarillo to remain great.
15:24Thanks, kid!
15:27Long live the Simpsons!
15:28Wow, a clueless one.
15:30And also with great mental confusion.
15:32Because he wears a costume that is a mix of Homer Simpson, the Galactica series and the rooster Claudius.
15:37I guess it's his way of paying homage to yellow humor.
15:40Here contestants can come dressed as whatever they want.
15:43Yes, but we should start thinking about changing that.
15:45For now, let's put the key things.
15:47You're pathetic, man!
15:49Oh, he started to cry!
15:50What exactly are you talking about?
15:51It's the suit my father wore to the office.
15:54So, what you have runs in the family, right?
15:55Well yes, yes.
15:56Look, I don't mean to offend you, but you looked better with the hood up.
15:59It's not a joke, kid.
16:00You're not old enough to dress up like that anymore.
16:02You already have hairs on your head.
16:04Look, I'm just going to tell you one thing.
16:06Get on this finger and pedal.
16:08Oh, how scary!
16:09Don't be a coward, Piltrofi.
16:10Come on, pull it in!
16:11This woman is a die-hard fan of Humor Amarillo because she claims it's a great mystery show.
16:17He says it's very exciting, that you never know what's waiting for you, for example, behind a door.
16:21In this case Juanito Calvicie was waiting for her.
16:24And here Humor Amarillo goes from being a mystery program to being a horror program.
16:41Do you like the spring roll model?
16:56This test came to me while I was roasting a chicken, turning it over.
17:00That's true, huh?
17:00This test seems a bit weak to me.
17:03What do you mean, weak?
17:04What do you want, for us to knock the contestants out cold with one blow or what?
17:07What if we put spikes on them?
17:08And we make Moorish contestants.
17:10Look, Junior, the good thing about rolls is that the contestants can do the laundry.
17:14And if they hit each other, even better.
17:15I'm not convinced by this test, huh?
17:17Well, look, let's see the best moments.
17:18Humor Amarillo is honored to offer you the best of the best...
17:23Spring rolls.
17:25A test that has caused multiple injuries to our contestants.
17:28That's why it's one of the favorites, why are we going to fool ourselves?
17:31And the most incredible thing of all is that some manage to overcome it.
17:34Today I'm going to demonstrate how to roll spring rolls.
17:38It is very important to do it with your head, otherwise you will get into trouble later.
17:43And here I go, come on.
17:44In one of the first appearances of the rolls we have the collaboration of this minion of Takeshi.
17:52That taught us nothing.
17:53Much more useful, however, was the foolishness of this group of henchmen disguised as hundred feet.
17:58Thanks to them we understood that this is not a team test.
18:01And also that it is a very dangerous test if used to make the canine.
18:06Luckily there was no need to count any thanks.
18:08Although, well, the one in the queue was about to give in.
18:10But it is also true that this ridiculous hundred feet served as inspiration to some contestants.
18:15This one in particular used the African hundred foot technique.
18:18Which only served to give him an abdominal massage.
18:20Yes, because crawling down is easy.
18:23Now, crawling up, my friend, is more complicated.
18:28And I say, we must not lose our dignity.
18:30After watching many rolls, we can conclude that the contestants choose two main shapes to stamp themselves.
18:36The first is falling backward, also known as going on your butt.
18:40You can't say ass!
18:42In this specialty we have had great teachers.
18:44People who are very prepared to fall on their hindquarters.
18:50Long live the thrush!
18:51Contestants like this thrush, with the small head and the fat ass,
18:55were meant to land on their backs.
18:58The other group is made up of people who prefer to leave their faces embedded in the test.
19:07As the world champion of trampoline diving.
19:11Well, I've moved to first gear, and I don't want it to be a day like that.
19:14We've had some deceptive contestants, it seemed like they didn't want to break their faces.
19:18But it was enough to give them a second chance, of course, after the nakasones were crushed.
19:23And what at first seemed like a failure...
19:25With a little effort it became a great victory.
19:28After this, this kid got a finball complex.
19:32But hey! If you're here, the queen of head bangs, Piltrafilla, come on, show everyone how it's done.
19:38Only you can do it. Anytime, Piltrafilla.
19:41I'll do it!
19:42Pay close attention because we are facing a big blow.
19:46Comments are unnecessary. We've never had any.
19:48But we've also had contestants who go their own way.
19:51Freestyle, they call it.
19:54Here I go! Here I go! I go!
19:56We have also seen some very indecisive people.
19:59This chicken, for example, didn't know what to balance on: its rear end or its head.
20:03The head, no. The butt, no. Better the head.
20:06Oops! What a silly fall!
20:10Silence!
20:11Other contestants, however, believe that passing this test required a lot of concentration.
20:15And they go step by step, slowly, very calmly.
20:18But the rolls go on their own!
20:20I'm not going to get angry. I control my mind.
20:22Long live the Grand Prix!
20:24And what happens when a guy with orientation problems gets on the rolls?
20:27Well, he gets disoriented.
20:29And now where do I have to go?
20:30Forward or backward?
20:31I think backwards.
20:32Well, here I go.
20:34Very far back.
20:35Oh, there's no way forward!
20:36Oh, no backing down!
20:37Oh, go ahead!
20:37Back!
20:38Oh no!
20:39Down!
20:39Oh!
20:40Oh!
20:41How difficult, my goodness!
20:43In short, there are contestants who should have stayed home.
20:45And trafilla, wait, I'll help you.
20:47Come back home!
20:48Comes back!
20:48Come on!
20:50Get in!
20:50Try again!
20:52You can do it, girl!
20:53Well, as I was saying, there are contestants who should stay home.
20:57And trafilla, give me your hand!
20:59Give me your hand!
21:00You can do it!
21:01Come on!
21:02I'll save you now!
21:03Come on!
21:03But move, I'm not Schwarzenegger!
21:05Come on!
21:06It's almost there!
21:07Come on, damn it!
21:08What a heavy aunt!
21:10Strip!
21:11Phew!
21:11Oh!
21:12Perfect!
21:13Come on, shoot!
21:14Let's get on with it!
21:14Let's get on with it!
21:15Well, as I said, there are contestants who should stay home.
21:19I'm bored at home!
21:21I'm going to make you bitter!
21:23I left my knee pads!
21:24And we end this review of the rolls with the story of this woman, who moved us.
21:28They had left their knee pads at home, and when they left for a yellow Moor, they no longer had knees.
21:33He left his kneecaps embedded in one of those rolls.
21:37Wow, what a sad story!
21:40Breaking News!
21:42Prick me with both, please!
21:43The camera, not the chain!
21:45Oh, I'm splitting my sides!
21:46News flash.
21:47Pinky Wix has united the contestants, and they have just taken over the mansion's cannons by force.
21:52How strong, isn't it?
21:53Well yes, pirates, because I love being surrounded by big men.
21:57No!
21:58No!
21:58Please!
21:59Don't put your head in that again!
22:01Not the head!
22:02You don't put anything else in me, but not my head!
22:05To the polvorón!
22:07Oh, I think I got it, huh!
22:08I get the same result as Tani.
22:10I also asked the wardrobe people to lengthen my sleeves so I would look a little taller.
22:14And they've done a perfect job, haven't they?
22:16Now I differentiate between Tani and me.
22:17Come on, I'm going again.
22:21To the polvorón!
22:22Oh, there is no other way, you always have to go over my head.
22:28Oh, how it hurts!
22:30Look, I'll leave it.
22:32I don't want to be Tani.
22:35I want to be Pepe, it hurts less.
22:37To the big house!
22:43Cheers, you rascal!
22:45Indeed, as they just announced on the news, the rebel contestants have reached the canyons of the mansion.
22:51The first to climb onto the bridge, besides being a big fan of yellow humor, is a mime by profession.
22:56He will try, only through gestures, to convey what is happening to him.
23:00For example, that hit hurt him.
23:02That one scared him.
23:04Now he is terrified.
23:05Even more terrified.
23:07And now he's leaving at the same time.
23:08What a good mime!
23:09You've understood everything, right?
23:11For Jerry!
23:12This contestant takes advantage of his time on the yellow comedy show to pay tribute to Jerry Lewis.
23:17He nailed it, come on.
23:19All right, pirate!
23:20Very good!
23:21You do something tonight!
23:22Because I am free!
23:24I'll call you later, Pinky!
23:26Call me wolfchest!
23:27Yes, you heard that right.
23:28This man claims to be a real werewolf.
23:31Of course, Pinky, who is in charge of the kicks, has to check it out.
23:34We'll soon know if it's a wolf-chest or a lata-chest.
23:40At the moment it is a broken house.
23:42And it's not much of a wolf-chest, because it collapsed at the first change.
23:46Wait, wait, he hasn't given up yet.
23:48He's a fighter!
23:49And Pinky has hit him where it hurts the most.
23:52In addition to the nacasones, in their dignity.
23:54But of course, you can't just go around saying you're a wolf chest.
23:58It must be proven!
23:59And it seemed impossible, but he did it.
24:01Pecholobo is back.
24:03Pinky gets ready.
24:03Now it's personal.
24:05Wolfchest is ready.
24:06Hold the first one.
24:08The next shot hits him in the melon.
24:10Next on the shoulder.
24:11The next one is on the wolfchest's chest.
24:14It's time to test if Breastwolf is also Lorzaswolf.
24:17He doesn't even flinch.
24:18This man is made of the steel of ships.
24:20But even ships have a weak point.
24:22In this case, the stern.
24:24That's where you can see that Pinky is a real pirate.
24:27He has broken the waterline.
24:28Hello, Chino Cudeiro!
24:31What are you going to surprise us with today?
24:32As?
24:32What are you going to surprise us with today?
24:34Well, if I don't move.
24:35Come on, let you know!
24:37And with all of you, Chino Cudeiro.
24:40Today more geeky than ever.
24:42And not just because of its appearance.
24:43You heard him.
24:44Today Chino has refused to die like every week.
24:48Normally that shot would have killed him.
24:50But the Chinese have very clear ideas.
24:52He's been dying for too many weeks, months.
24:54And he believes that the time has come for him to win in yellow humor.
24:57Pinky and his people are frying him.
24:58But Chino Cudeiro holds on like a champion.
25:01Neither balls to the head nor to the butt can finish him off.
25:05But not!
25:06You have killed Chino Cudeiro!
25:08No, he is alive, Chino is alive.
25:10Don't rejoice, you wicked ones!
25:11Tipi, the ball!
25:13What's happening?
25:13The ball was poisoned.
25:16Now yes.
25:17No!
25:18You have killed Chino Cudeiro!
25:21Hurry up, I'm going to fuck off!
25:22Mistake.
25:23This contestant just made a fatal mistake.
25:25His bladder is full, bursting.
25:28And that information can be used against you by Pinky and his cronies.
25:32Plus, you can tell the poor thing can't run.
25:34Don't miss anything.
25:36And the moment of truth is approaching.
25:38Will Pinky take pity on her or attack her weak spot?
25:41Moments of tension.
25:42The contestant is afraid to move.
25:44That was a warning shot.
25:46The poor girl needs to go to the bathroom as soon as possible.
25:49And things could come to a head at any moment.
25:52Pinky is being generous at the moment.
25:54Not much either, but it's not attacking the bladder yet.
25:57Well, it seems that generosity has run out.
25:59The contestant is in pain while Pinky is already celebrating the victory.
26:02He knows that another ball to the bladder could be lethal.
26:05Especially since we would have to clean the bridge ourselves later.
26:08Well then they better not shoot him there anymore, eh?
26:10You should have said it before.
26:11Oh, I can't make it to the bathroom, huh!
26:12That sounded threatening.
26:14The girl can't take it anymore, really.
26:16Now yes, yes.
26:17Another hit in such a situation and it's going to go right here.
26:21And be careful because it seems he has decided not to wait.
26:24He's going to pee in front of all of Spain.
26:27Hopefully not.
26:28Finally no.
26:28He preferred to maintain his dignity and look for a more appropriate place to do those things.
26:33Well, there is a magnificent forest there.
26:35Go on, find a hedge and let off steam.
26:37Look, now he's lost his desire.
26:39Sorry, pirates!
26:41I'm failing you!
26:42I'm made of rubber!
26:43And the rubber man enters the Nakazones bridge.
26:46A man who has impressive elasticity.
26:49And pay attention to the show.
26:50The arms go on one side and the legs on the other.
26:53He is capable of scratching his ear with his little toe.
26:56The only problem is that he doesn't have much control over his limbs.
26:59And here comes the final issue of...
27:01The Rubber Man!
27:03Well, I think I heard some bones crunching, huh?
27:06A little seriousness, please.
27:08Wow, you're arriving at Nakazone Canyon, the typical party pooper.
27:12One of those contestants who thinks he's in the Olympics.
27:15Very professional!
27:16In perfect physical shape.
27:19In short, a good deck.
27:20Go on and get out of here, you bore.
27:22It's driven me crazy, pirates, it's driven me crazy.
27:26And before returning to our central studies,
27:29Let's watch a replay of this very professional contestant's play.
27:33He had been preparing for three years to participate in a yellow jumpsuit.
27:36Come on, he started preparing before the program existed.
27:39Piltrofilla, my favorite test is surfing.
27:41I love India.
27:42But, Junior, let's see, you don't know it's a guy in disguise.
27:45Hey, let's play the Indian a little.
27:49Hey!
27:49Let's stop laughing and see the highlights.
27:51Surfing on the ironing board, come on.
27:54He's going surfing!
27:57Why am I cute, huh!
27:59In surfing on the ironing board,
28:00the contestants debate between two possibilities.
28:03Or they fall right from the start.
28:06Or they stay on the surfboard for a long time.
28:09Of course, the more time they spend on it, the danger increases.
28:13Especially since they have to see a lot of meetings up close.
28:16And that traumatizes the contestants.
28:20Well, I've been traumatized!
28:21But please, let no one think that because there is water underneath,
28:25It is impossible to get hurt in this test.
28:27Pain takes many forms.
28:30And nipples are not to be taken lightly.
28:33Because, of course, one sees them there so pink, so chubby,
28:36that look like loving stuffed animals.
28:37And they are not loving at all.
28:40Sometimes nipples can be extremely cruel.
28:44Although it is also true that sometimes the contestants can be extremely clumsy.
28:49But we wanted to take advantage of this review of surfing on the ironing board to issue a warning.
28:54Respect the signs.
28:56Surf carefully.
28:57We can't surf for you.
29:00Look what happens to foolish surfers.
29:03Wow!
29:03Let's see, he killed himself!
29:06Breaking news!
29:08Now I'm really mad that you're going to puncture my camera nine.
29:12Oh, what a spark!
29:13Well, I just wanted to say that the viewers of Humor Amarillo want new hits,
29:17that if you don't order them to, they change the channel.
29:20Well, we're going to be left without an audience, why are we going to eat it?
29:22It just can't be!
29:24Go for Tani!
29:25Guys, put on the audience!
29:26Tani, don't take it the wrong way,
29:27But people don't want to see good vibes in Humor Amarillo.
29:30Think of the fame!
29:33But you beasts, you scumbags, you're killing me!
29:39Come on, Tani! Get out of here!
29:41In the next program we want to see you again with the contestants,
29:44which is the only thing you know how to do. That's it!
29:47You've convinced me, you scamps! I'm leaving!
29:49Oh my goodness, what a beating they gave me! What beasts!
29:52Or as the Japanese say,
29:54Gosh! What we have to do for the audience,
29:56hit a person there like crazy, huh?
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