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00:00We're very sorry, but we won't be able to see a coup like this today.
00:05We'd like to be able to say something else, but nobody's going to be leaving their teeth on the floor today.
00:11It's a shame, but no contestant is going to crash like that today.
00:30These images are repeated, they belong to previous yellow comedy programs.
00:40What we thought could never happen, has happened.
00:44This week no one wanted to come to compete in yellow humor.
00:47It's incredible, but true.
00:49If anyone would like to do us a favor and come over to Japan for a little tapping,
00:54call the phone number that appears on the screen.
00:56We are desperate, we accept anyone.
00:58And if you don't want to do it to get your 10 seconds of fame,
01:02at least do it for Tani, who is at home hungry and cold.
01:06Because of course, since there is no program, he doesn't get paid.
01:09He is in a critical situation.
01:14I'm in a critical situation.
01:16Who would have told me?
01:18I was famous, people loved me.
01:20How did I lose cards under?
01:23And Takeshi, poor thing, must be devastated.
01:25Here's to the holidays!
01:28It's a good thing no contestant came!
01:31We finally have a free weekend!
01:33Yes, Takeshi, and the boys and I have prepared a surprise for you to celebrate.
01:38Team, let's give him his gift, come on!
01:40Takeshi's gift is coming in!
01:42Good, good!
01:43Long live Takeshi!
01:45Long live, long live!
01:46Takeshi, today your dream will come true.
01:48You're going to eat sushi on a great body.
01:50What a gift, huh!
01:54What do you think, Takeshi?
01:56What do I think?
01:56I'd rather not say.
01:58Come on, it's all yours, eat it all!
02:00Eat me, Takeshi!
02:01Hey, when I was talking about a great body I was referring to a model's body.
02:04By the way, did anyone remember to tell Danín?
02:06Oops!
02:07I thought I was out of matches.
02:09I'm saved.
02:10But one keeps it.
02:11It's like my career, a flame about to go out.
02:23Lazy guy!
02:24Mom, what are you doing here?
02:27Stupid, I'm not your mother.
02:29I am the spirit of yellow humor.
02:32Well, it's just like mom.
02:34Haven't you heard yet?
02:36I have taken the form of a person you respect
02:38because your attitude is disgusting, repugnant and cowardly.
02:42If I were your mother, I would be ashamed of you.
02:45Mom, what's wrong?
02:47Be careful, you're causing me misfortune.
02:48Tani, yellow humor can die because of your carelessness.
02:51You give up just because people in Japan are tired of competing.
02:55How is Uncle Akira?
02:57I'm not your mother, you bore!
02:59Hey, can you hit my hand a little?
03:01Not in the head!
03:02No!
03:03If the contestants do not come to yellow humor,
03:06You must bring yellow humor to the contestants.
03:08How do you feel?
03:10Oh, I just had an idea.
03:13I will travel the world to look for contestants.
03:16That's how I like it!
03:18You know what you have to do.
03:20Lito the nougat!
03:22Here I go!
03:27Let's go find contestants!
03:29I'm so glad I bought a car!
03:31Because my car was stolen when I was on a pilgrimage!
03:36News, news!
03:38Tani is going to try to revive yellow humor!
03:40He won't stop until he finds a hundred or two hundred contestants!
03:44There it happened to you!
03:45If I find fifty I'll be very lucky.
03:47Ladies and gentlemen, I am not offering you a typical contest.
03:53Please read this brochure.
03:54Here everything is explained very clearly.
03:56What is written in Japanese is that I am not responsible for what may happen to you on the show.
04:01Madam, your hairstyle looks great on you.
04:03Yes, yes, I'm referring to you.
04:04Come with me.
04:05Around the world in eighty strokes!
04:08From the heavenly beaches of Murcia, how beautiful you are, we welcome the savior with a yellow sense of humor, General Tani.
04:16Hey, take off the label. Thanks.
04:22I came by plane, huh?
04:24Don't think I came here on a jet ski from Japan?
04:28I like it that way, yes.
04:29You have a great responsibility on your shoulders.
04:32I'm ready!
04:33I had to come to the beach to recruit the Japanese who are on vacation.
04:38Well, I also caught two Hindus passing by.
04:41Hello, Hindu friends!
04:43Welcome to a yellow humor.
04:44By the way, darling, I heard you had a gift for me. Please give it to me now.
04:49I am a painter and I have made a portrait of Takeshi.
04:51And now my boyfriend adds the finishing touch.
04:53For this style?
04:54Cubist?
04:54Yes, cubist right under my nose. Come on, show me what you've done.
04:57Well, how nice of your boyfriend to put the finishing touches on it. Come on, whenever you want, kid.
05:01Takeshi, leave my girlfriend alone!
05:03Now that's modern art!
05:06Well, after this nonsense, you know what's coming.
05:10Good luck!
05:13Hey, have you shot the arrow yet?
05:14Yes. Oh, no. Sorry, here it goes.
05:17Takeshi!
05:18What's wrong with you now, Junior? What's wrong with you?
05:21They killed me!
05:23I wish I did.
05:24Takeshi! I've been pierced by an arrow!
05:26It's not an arrow, man. It's a very urgent message.
05:29He says that Tani has set up a contest on the beach.
05:31What a bastard! Uncle didn't invite us!
05:34Takeshi! You just nailed me!
05:37I've been chosen from among more than four applicants to be the reporter for Humor Amarillo!
05:42But before I become famous, I'd like to make a few things clear about my grandmother.
05:46So that later heart problems don't bring out dirty laundry about my family!
05:49Ha! Many people in town say my grandmother has bottle problems because she's always carrying a monkey daní around.
05:55Well, that's totally false. My grandmother carries the bottle for another reason.
05:59Come on, Grandma! Silence those rumors! Silence them! Show your worth, Grandma!
06:10You're the best! You're so artistic!
06:11And now I'm going to shut a lot of mouths with a big beer. It's a family tradition, right?
06:22This drinking party is terrible!
06:25And our first stop on the beach is... the hotel pool.
06:29Don't worry about the plastic crocodiles! They're fake!
06:32After much thought, we decided that the first test would be a thinking test.
06:38Underwater math!
06:39No, we decided after seeing the sorry state of most of the contestants.
06:45What a pity of a body, really!
06:46How much is it?
06:48Two times one times two times one equals...
06:55Almost everyone knows it's four.
06:57But there are four who don't even know how to add two plus two.
06:59And now we're going to witness a demonstration of good vibes.
07:03We have a hippie with his hippie swimsuit and hippie beard who is the first to reach number four.
07:08But since he's a child of Flower Power, he's going to give it to...
07:11Well, he's not going to give it to anyone.
07:13My goodness, how the hippies have changed!
07:15This guy is definitely capable of ripping off Gordito's arm before letting him win.
07:19I don't think this one is a hippie, huh?
07:20Rather, he is a desperate castaway.
07:22And now a very funny one.
07:25Tell me how much is an apple divided by five pears,
07:30divided by two bananas, divided by one.
07:32The correct answer is a complete fruit store.
07:35And now, yes, now we are going to witness a truly chivalrous gesture.
07:39A man reaches number one at the same time as two girls.
07:42And what does he do?
07:43Well of course he lets them pass.
07:45I don't think he let anyone through, huh?
07:46In fact, he is stepping on the number.
07:48But it is to make it interesting.
07:50Now let them take it.
07:52Well, I don't think so.
07:53Rather, he tries to make a mess of them while taking over the number.
07:57We have to say that the contestants do not wear floats for safety reasons,
08:01but to make it harder for them to reach the bottom.
08:03But try to make clues.
08:04This kind of gentleman doesn't have a hair, man.
08:07Yes, it is true.
08:08Another disappointment.
08:10Neither hippies nor gentlemen.
08:12The world is going down the toilet.
08:14But we're going to take another test because my heart is breaking.
08:17But first, let's interview one of the eliminated contestants.
08:19If I catch that guy, I'll kill him.
08:22But do you know how to swim?
08:23Of course, man.
08:25It's that you haven't separated the shore.
08:26Let's do a test.
08:28Stand here and start swimming, come on.
08:30But jump, jump first.
08:32Nothing, scoundrel, nothing.
08:33A wave is coming, a wave is coming, jump.
08:36And now swim butterfly, come on, butterfly.
08:39And now we're going to swim worm style, worm style, come on.
08:44You're going to laugh at your mother!
08:45Junior, let's see if it's true that Tani has built a yellow Moor on his own.
08:51Junior, what are you doing?
08:53The thing is, I'm terrible with swing doors.
08:56By the way, had he ever shown you the control room of the program?
08:59Note that yes, but I don't see the controls anywhere.
09:03I call it the command room because it's impressive, but I actually come here to watch Naruto.
09:07Wow, Naruto! I love it!
09:08And now that I see it, Naruto looks a lot like a yellow Moor.
09:11Look, Takeshi, the drawings are the same.
09:13Trafillas, before we start, let me explain what this is about.
09:17The contestants must jump on the turtles' shells to reach the other platform,
09:22where those two beautiful girls are waiting for them.
09:24Greetings, good girls, very well.
09:26That's what awaits them ahead.
09:28And behind them, this is what awaits them.
09:31Captain, fire, fire!
09:32Where, buccaneer?
09:34In your eyes, pirate!
09:35Oh, thief!
09:37What else steals the heart!
09:38What happens first!
09:39And if you come any closer, I'll kill you!
09:42We begin the test, which by the way, we haven't mentioned is called Pirates of the Sea of Japan.
09:47That was made quite clear in the presentation of Pinky and company.
09:51Well, let's start the test with this sleazy Karate Kid imitator.
09:54We say it's a bad death because it didn't need anyone's help to crash.
09:59Yes, because the pirate wouldn't catch it even by chance.
10:02Chase me, Pinky!
10:03A daring contestant.
10:05And clumsy.
10:06Bold, because he has provoked the pirate leader, Pinky Winky.
10:10Although he hasn't provoked him enough, because Pinky sends one of his henchmen.
10:14And Pinky will only come out when he has a rival of his stature, pirate.
10:18And when the contestant has confirmed that Pinky hasn't chased him...
10:22It has fallen apart.
10:23Just as the pirate has been hurt by this act of contempt.
10:27I am a deadly weapon!
10:28Against an enemy who is so geeky as to wear a karate suit combined with shoes...
10:32...there is only one pirate answer.
10:34We weren't referring to that kind of response.
10:37We were more thinking about them catching him and giving him the octopus.
10:41But beware, Animal's pride is hurt and he chases the anado contestant.
10:44Although it is not necessary, because sometimes deadly weapons are fired accidentally.
10:48That's the danger of being a killing machine.
10:50That they can kill you yourself.
10:52Come back, Animal! Come home! Go on!
10:54I'm going to play the harp for you all!
10:58And here comes the Japanese version of Harpo Marx.
11:01Well, Harpo was the Marx Brothers' favorite from Animal.
11:04So maybe he doesn't want to chase him.
11:06At the moment he is giving him quite a lead.
11:09And pay attention, there is Animal and there goes Animal.
11:12At that moment Harpo must decide between passing the test or making us laugh.
11:16And he preferred to make us laugh.
11:18So let the party continue with the interview.
11:20The contracting party! The first party!
11:22Grucho wouldn't want that!
11:23That's true, you're also mute!
11:25Well, run to the whole beach!
11:27Come on, in a funny way!
11:29Pull, Harpo! Bye, bye!
11:32I'm a super nerd!
11:34Words are unnecessary. Let's let the contestant speak.
11:38It has not disappointed.
11:39A real super-loser.
11:45I'll get it!
11:48Good heavens! What has he done?
11:49He just provoked Pinky Winky himself.
11:51And he touched his butt again, although this time unintentionally.
11:54And off goes Pinky, ready to settle the score with the contestant.
11:57She's going for him like a motorcycle!
11:59Well, now it goes like a jet ski.
12:02But Pinky isn't going to give up that easily.
12:04He can't allow himself to be provoked and have the guy get away with it.
12:07Go for it, Pinky! Run!
12:09But if he's a fool, he can't do that to a pirate twice!
12:11I don't want to think about what Pinky's going to do to him when she catches him.
12:14Yes, because you can tell he's furious. He'll give it his all to catch up with him.
12:18There is nothing more dangerous than a pirate out of his mind.
12:20Run, Pinky!
12:21And now he's not only out of his mind, he's also out of the test.
12:25And now the contestant only has two turtles left.
12:27One more and both girls will be yours!
12:30Is that the prize? Well, wait, I'm going to enter the contest.
12:32But where are you going? That was a figure of speech.
12:34Also, with this guy we're done with the test and off we go to sumo.
12:37He's so happy! He hit Pinky where it hurts the most.
12:40What beautiful legs Pinky has!
12:42And 50 beach freaks run around in search of new challenges and new hits too.
12:47Before continuing I wanted to clarify one thing.
12:49It is true that at school they called me Pepá the Melon,
12:52But it's not what you think, it's this.
12:54I always go with these two melons.
12:56Everywhere.
12:58So, I don't want any more jokes on this topic, okay?
13:02And we come to the only test in which it's good to be fat to score.
13:06Sumo!
13:07To all the contestants I say, into my arms!
13:10I promise to be an impartial judge, but if anyone is willing to bribe me,
13:14I will be even more impartial.
13:16Come on, everyone into my arms!
13:19I'm here to promote anabolic steroid soup.
13:24Watch out for me, okay? You've been warned!
13:29I like my suit, my nepreneur. I look great here!
13:32I'm natural, not roasted coffee.
13:36My puyos are a deadly weapon!
13:40This karate thing, yes.
13:44These five geeks make up the deadly team of Consumo Gusto, hydrochufas version.
13:49Oops, I found a pilot!
13:50No!
13:52And so irritated, because this lucky guy has to fight with the coffee bean.
13:56It's what is called arriving and kissing Juan Valdés.
13:59And how can this be predicted? The coffee bean doesn't cause any problems and just goes into the water.
14:02The contestant is classified.
14:05Wait a minute, the coffee bean can't swim.
14:07Well, he floats, but he can't swim.
14:08Sorry, but coffee murder is grounds for expulsion from this program.
14:12Oops! It's Pinky's turn!
14:14What are you doing, you whore, you girl, you're killing yourself!
14:18Have you seen that it is?
14:19He forgot to think he was in press catch, he's very stupid.
14:22I'm perfectly fine, perfectly fine.
14:24Watch your hands, eh! Don't hurt yourself!
14:27Bring me my bag, please!
14:29Poor Pinky is terrified.
14:31She has lost her bag, in which she carries an iron, because she is afraid that this animal will hurt her.
14:36I think it's a bit exaggerated. That's what the referee is for.
14:38What's the karateka going to do to this jerk? Kick him in the butt or something?
14:42Well, that's exactly what I just did.
14:44Well, but Pinky has gotten upset and throws him into the water.
14:46I mean, he's taken the plunge with him.
14:48You're a cheater, and the winner is Pinky Winky! I say so!
14:53Hey, well, it makes me feel good, right?
14:55You're a bit rich, aren't you, kid?
14:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what happened to me.
14:59Maybe you have felt your manhood threatened.
15:01You're so horny, Pepa!
15:03Maybe you wanted to hug Pinky.
15:05And eat it with kisses, yes.
15:06Have you thought about it?
15:07I am the queen of the seas!
15:13It's your turn, animal!
15:15Another karate aspirant, Kid. Let's hope he doesn't use the same technique as the previous one.
15:19I can handle it, okay! Watch out!
15:22Animal can't believe it. He can't believe someone could be so foolish.
15:26The last thing any contestant should do is provoke the animal.
15:31And not only has the animal humiliated him, but he has also made fun of him.
15:37It shows, it shows, huh? It shows that this animal has been a professional baseball player.
15:43Ma'am, bring it here, bring it here, bring it.
15:45What's up? What's up?
15:46This color is bad, very bad. That purple color, the color of a shark.
15:50Boy, say hello to mom!
15:54Yes, this woman is the famous Mrs. Trapp.
15:56And these are all his offspring.
15:58Together they form a highly successful musical comedy choir in Japan.
16:01Nothing's going to happen to me!
16:03They are two of his children!
16:04Minus two!
16:05Hey, you're all orphaned, kids!
16:07Mrs. Trapp has just played the sentimental card.
16:10She hopes the shark takes pity on her and lets her win.
16:13No one is cruel enough to humiliate a woman in front of all her children.
16:16Yeah, but shark doesn't get along very well with his mother.
16:19And of course, sentimental reasons sound like neoprene to him.
16:23And no, he's going to do it. Oh my goodness, he has.
16:25Thank goodness her children are now going to comfort her.
16:27That's the good thing about big families.
16:29There is so much love, there is so much affection.
16:31Kids, now I want you all to go hit Mr. Moró!
16:35Come on, on the count of three, everyone beat him up, come on!
16:37Go on, grab the towel and shut up, Mom.
16:40Mommy, I don't believe in you!
16:41You've disappointed us all!
16:43I am traumatized!
16:44And it's incredible, but true, this is the list of those eliminated from today's show.
16:48All!
16:49None of them have managed to pass the third test.
16:52If we started the program badly, now it is worse.
16:54And now what do we do, Takeshi?
16:56Play with the new pirate!
17:00Pirates are your friends!
17:04The party is guaranteed!
17:07Junior, I understand less and less every day, huh?
17:09What's this about?
17:10No idea!
17:11Takeshi is surprised!
17:13Look what I have here!
17:14I don't understand anything, Junior.
17:16Try it!
17:17Let him try the King!
17:19Damn, he is our friend!
17:23Our friend, our friend!
17:26Friend!
17:27I'm getting the hang of this, huh?
17:29It's more fun than watching it, the contestants' crush!
17:31Meanwhile, Tania has returned to the solitude of her mansion.
17:36Sad, abandoned by everyone and without a program to present.
17:40How unfortunate I am!
17:44I didn't even last fifteen minutes!
17:47Does this mean I'm a failure?
17:50I'll have to give up my dreams!
17:53The corner bar will be open!
17:59Lazy guy!
18:00It's the spirit of yellow humor!
18:02What spirit, what spirit!
18:04I'm your mother!
18:06This guy didn't send me any money!
18:07I don't understand anything anymore.
18:09What I do?
18:10I can't give up!
18:12I can't leave so many people who depend on me behind!
18:15Tani!
18:16Come out there and get me 100 grams of choppe, come on!
18:19And now, what a treat!
18:23Here I go!
18:25And for the second time on today's show,
18:27Tani goes around the world looking for new contestants
18:30who want to participate in yellow humor.
18:32It's half board.
18:34For breakfast we give churros with chocolate.
18:36Homemade, top quality.
18:38But it's better not to eat too many,
18:39that then with the blows you throw them all.
18:42I'll be waiting for you in yellow humor.
18:43Around the world, in 80 strokes,
18:45second.
18:46Viltrocillas, an old monk once told me.
18:49The brave only die once.
18:51But the coward runs much faster.
18:55Thank you all for coming to humor amarillo.
18:58Above all, thanks to you,
19:00that you should be at the Grand Prix.
19:02Thank you.
19:02I'm sorry we don't have a horse.
19:04so you can give us a demonstration.
19:06A cow will do, Tani.
19:08Oh really?
19:09So get up,
19:10because I think we're lucky.
19:12Please,
19:12let the cows come.
19:14Be careful,
19:15don't hit them in the udders
19:16that are unmilked.
19:17Don't step on them,
19:18be very careful.
19:21Get into position,
19:22come.
19:23Hey,
19:23since we are here,
19:24I'm not even going to ride a horse,
19:25How is it done?
19:26I have to bend my back a little,
19:28No?
19:28Yeah,
19:28and put your ass on the cock.
19:30I got it now,
19:31I already have it.
19:31Come on,
19:31let's ride.
19:32When you say we start.
19:34Oh,
19:34Susana,
19:35don't cry for me anymore.
19:36And now all in Japanese,
19:37come.
19:37Come on!
19:38Come on!
19:38Come on!
19:38Come on!
19:38Come on!
19:39Come on!
19:39Very good,
19:46Piltrafilla,
19:47very good.
19:47Come on,
19:47get off the cow now.
19:48And you,
19:50look at someone being milked.
19:51Well,
19:52Well, I'm happy again.
19:53I thought I'd never say that again...
19:56LET'S GET DOWN TO IT!
20:01Hey!
20:01I am the ski instructor at this resort.
20:03and I'm going to be a reporter.
20:04By the way,
20:06that's where I teach.
20:07He only charged 6 euros an hour.
20:09Call the phone number that appears on the screen,
20:10please.
20:11Ah,
20:12also sells a Seat Panda
20:13which is very good for going through the snow.
20:15If you are interested, please call!
20:16Let's stop this nonsense
20:18and let's get back to what's important.
20:19Let's continue with the contest.
20:20Pirate,
20:21how cold I am!
20:22Me too,
20:22pirate!
20:23Well, let's rub each other,
20:24friend!
20:26Friend!
20:28Yeah,
20:28we have brought the very one
20:29pirate duo
20:30for this version
20:31of the sliding bowl
20:32in the snow
20:32whom we have called
20:33the sliding sled.
20:36Hold on,
20:36my teddy bear!
20:37What can we say?
20:38of an individual
20:39that has been sewn
20:40a stuffed animal on your head?
20:41That's what happens
20:42for coming to look for
20:43to the contestants
20:43to remote places,
20:45that you find
20:45to every geek.
20:46He has protected
20:47the stuffed animal with his life!
20:48Yes, he wants that stuffed animal,
20:49Yeah.
20:50I will be brave!
20:51We already know what happens
20:53with the contestants
20:54who say that.
20:57They scream like pigs
20:58in the slaughterhouse.
21:00Hey, beautiful,
21:01that of the pig
21:02I wasn't going for you,
21:02Hey?
21:03Thank you!
21:04As you can see,
21:11the jockey has taken
21:12the doping dose
21:13of his horse
21:14and his own
21:15and it goes like this
21:16a genuine mutual.
21:18And like a good jockey,
21:19it just falls
21:20if your mount
21:21rears up.
21:23It is now more evident
21:24that has happened
21:25with doping
21:26because he is trying
21:27tame a float.
21:28A pity,
21:29These athletes
21:30elite
21:30They are terrible.
21:33I don't give interviews,
21:35you don't get me any advice.
21:36Although it may not seem like it,
21:37This man
21:38is a character
21:38well known
21:39in the magazines
21:40from the Japanese heart.
21:42He has come to Humor Amarillo
21:43because it is a great
21:43follower of the program
21:44and wants to encourage
21:45to everyone
21:46to compete in it.
21:47Junior,
21:48I want those glasses now, okay?
21:49By José María Íñigo!
21:51This geeky piece
21:52he is a nostalgic
21:53who wants to surrender
21:53a tribute
21:54to the most famous mustache
21:55from TV.
21:56But precisely
21:56for being a piece
21:57of geek,
21:58he has painted his mustache
21:59inside
22:00of the nose.
22:01Really
22:01that this is the last time
22:02that we make the program
22:03outside the studio
22:04because it can't be
22:05that we have to deal with
22:06with individuals like that.
22:07It just can't be!
22:09Let him come back right away!
22:12Hello, Clara!
22:13Hello, Grandpa!
22:14Man,
22:14Yes, it's Heidi!
22:15Do you see it?
22:16Make the program
22:17in high mountains
22:18It also has its advantages.
22:19Well yes,
22:20the truth is that always
22:21I wanted to see
22:21how Heidi was fighting
22:22in the snow.
22:23I think your little bird
22:24pee was right down there.
22:25I just crushed it!
22:27Oh,
22:27if it weren't for these moments!
22:29That bird thing
22:29they made it up!
22:30There you have it.
22:31Pity this poor old woman!
22:33Piety!
22:34Let's see,
22:35we have no problems
22:36with which the contestants
22:37dress up,
22:38but pretend
22:38that we swallow
22:39that's not a mask...
22:41Is it a mask?
22:42Well, I hadn't realized,
22:43Hey?
22:43Look,
22:44an old woman falls like this
22:45and we are here for three days
22:46picking up the pieces.
22:47And then to stick it
22:48wow, what a mess.
22:49For my shogun!
22:50This individual
22:51wants us to believe
22:52who is a samurai,
22:53but the samurai
22:54they don't carry a sign
22:54on the helmet.
22:55And less a poster
22:56in which it says
22:57freshly painted
22:58please do not touch.
23:00Well, let's play it.
23:01a little while to the nose,
23:02come.
23:02That, that,
23:03we are going to interview him.
23:04After this choreography,
23:05clear.
23:06They have us very intrigued
23:07to everyone with that sign
23:08of the helmet.
23:08What's happening,
23:09that you just painted it?
23:10No no,
23:10it's not the helmet.
23:11So?
23:16It's that I'm finished
23:17to dye your hair.
23:20Do you know what it is?
23:21yellow digital television?
23:22I have no idea.
23:23Well, it's a system.
23:24to watch television
23:25with more quality.
23:26It's like they are
23:26in your own home.
23:28Look.
23:28The weather,
23:29the forecast for today
23:30it is foggy
23:31at low altitudes
23:31and in the sows too.
23:33The quotas will remain
23:33more or less like this.
23:39I wanted to see
23:40to David the gnome.
23:41I'm down here!
23:43And now we're going to see
23:44to some snowmen
23:45very special.
23:47And so special,
23:48Rascals!
23:49We have taken
23:49to the producer of the program
23:50and we have copied
23:51your cabolo
23:52to make these cute ones
23:53dolls.
23:54Very attentive
23:55because they fill
23:55the hamburgers
23:56devilish snow.
23:58What a bad name, mother!
24:01Oh, Zamburger!
24:03I'm hungry!
24:04But, girl,
24:05yellow humor
24:06and that she should come with breakfast
24:07then what happens happens.
24:08What are you trying to eat?
24:09the first thing you grab.
24:10Hey, what's on the ground?
24:11They are not giant potatoes!
24:12I'll keep my word!
24:14This geek
24:14has committed
24:15to fulfill
24:16with what it carries
24:16written on the robe.
24:17Well from here
24:18I can't read it.
24:18Please,
24:19a close-up.
24:20Let's see, nothing.
24:20If you move so much
24:21there is no way.
24:22Let's see, I think it says
24:23and I commit
24:24to fall on your ass.
24:25Here I go!
24:26This boy
24:27has been about to
24:27not to participate
24:28because he has problems
24:29on his back.
24:30These contestants
24:31They are a little hysterical.
24:32Do you see it as
24:32you didn't have to
24:33worry
24:34if not even
24:34you become
24:35and had a laugh?
24:40Come with material
24:41proven
24:41because the opposite
24:42can be very dangerous.
24:44A bad slip
24:45and you end up sprawling.
24:46Has it been fault
24:47of the sneakers
24:48or are you very clumsy?
24:49Well, the sneakers
24:50are made
24:50with the latest technology.
24:52They carry an aging mattress,
24:53they have tacos
24:53to improve grip
24:54and...
24:55In fact,
24:55if the tacos
24:56they go inside.
24:58For the geeks!
24:59What we are going to say
25:00next
25:00It may sound strange
25:02but it is true.
25:03To this man
25:03has taught him
25:04to maintain balance
25:05of the stuffed animal
25:06that he wears on his head.
25:07Is it strange or not?
25:08Where am I taking you here?
25:09Onward Piltrafilla!
25:11Forwards!
25:11A classic of yellow humor
25:12the disoriented one.
25:14When it reaches the middle
25:14wonders
25:15which way is forward?
25:16And he pays dearly for it.
25:18Hey Piltrafilla
25:19don't break the scenery for us.
25:20Wildly!
25:21I'm going!
25:22Another classic of yellow humor
25:24the typical fool
25:25who thinks it is bad to think
25:26to overcome the tests.
25:28Well now he's going to have time
25:29to reflect in the hospital.
25:32How well Piltrafilla dances!
25:34Come on try doing that
25:35on a hamburger!
25:36Shouldn't Tani cheer?
25:37in this way the contestants
25:38that they then sue us for?
25:40I'm going to give you a quenilla
25:41wretches!
25:43Another dancer!
25:45Thank goodness this time
25:46Tani has not encouraged her
25:47to keep dancing
25:48about hamburgers.
25:49I'm afraid this is one of the
25:50that they don't need
25:51let no one encourage them.
25:52Sebasti is left over
25:53all by herself.
25:54Little girl!
25:56Don't you look where you're going!
25:59And what is this, Takeshi?
26:00I have a note.
26:01It looks like a giant bass drum.
26:03It's stuffed.
26:05Junior!
26:06It's Tani's!
26:07From Tani?
26:07Yes, from Tani.
26:09He says that...
26:10Dear Takeshi Jr.,
26:13I have warned you many times
26:14that you wouldn't touch my turnip
26:15because you were taking a risk.
26:16And since you never pay attention to me,
26:18I send you my turnip
26:19so you can check
26:19yourselves
26:20how dangerous it is.
26:23By date,
26:24This sketch
26:25has no relation
26:26with the rest of the program.
26:27I send you a big kiss
26:29and General Tani.
26:32And now we go
26:33with the version
26:33on the snow of...
26:34I'm not a fool!
26:35I am a person!
26:37I have a metaphysical doubt.
26:39What am I?
26:39A wolf or a bear?
26:41Because of the locker room
26:42I have personality doubts!
26:49It's not that the contestants
26:50be very short.
26:51It's that still
26:51we haven't done the draw.
26:53Whenever you want, Tani!
26:54To the raffle!
26:57He got it in two!
26:58Not bad,
26:59not bad.
26:59Piltrifilla!
27:02He's taken out the tris!
27:03That's awful!
27:05Relief!
27:05We are not snowmen!
27:08That we are human beings!
27:11I don't feel sorry for you at all!
27:12I don't know if I'm a bear
27:14or a wolf!
27:16The main difference
27:17of this test
27:18with the usual human bowling
27:19is that here the ground
27:21it's made of ice.
27:22That is to say,
27:22that slips.
27:24And it slips a lot.
27:27Spectacular massacre!
27:28Only two remain standing
27:29and one is on the edge
27:31from the abyss.
27:32A little question!
27:34No, you, no, you look terrible!
27:35Is anyone here?
27:37Hello!
27:37Is anyone there?
27:38Mercy, mercy!
27:40We did not deserve
27:41the luck of the previous ones!
27:42You're going to find out!
27:43what a bear is worth!
27:45Or a wolf!
27:46What do I know!
27:46The second round begins!
27:49Help this thing!
27:51Explain to the bear or wolf
27:52that the thing is
27:53it's a giant disc
27:54ice hockey.
27:55Well, that doesn't matter.
27:56The important thing is
27:57how much does it lead?
27:58Well, specifically
27:59has taken four.
28:00And to one of them
28:01it hit him in the stomach.
28:03Let's see how it is.
28:05Phew!
28:05I think I've gone off the deep end.
28:07That has filled me up
28:08snow pants.
28:09Can you check it, please?
28:10Stick your nose in!
28:11Let's see what happened.
28:12Come on, put it in!
28:15Phew!
28:15I'm gone!
28:16As?
28:16That there is no doubt
28:17that I'm gone.
28:18Poor!
28:20Very good, Chinese!
28:21Very good!
28:22You weren't going to make it!
28:23That was the Chinese Cudeiro!
28:25It's incredible.
28:25He has managed to arrive
28:26to the final test.
28:28So,
28:29today is the day.
28:30Today,
28:31the Chinese Cudeiro
28:32reaches the end of the program
28:33alive.
28:34How lucky she is.
28:35Get them out!
28:36We're ready!
28:38Shoot me
28:39if you dare.
28:39To five!
28:40The Chinese Cudeiro!
28:41I'm going to shoot you
28:43with effect, Chinese!
28:44You'll find out!
28:45Never get involved
28:46with a bear!
28:47Or with a wolf!
28:48What do I know!
28:49And it's coming
28:49the big moment.
28:50In a flash
28:51We will know if the Chinese Cudeiro
28:52manages to survive.
28:54Attention!
28:55The Chinese have fallen!
28:56I repeat!
28:56The Chinese have fallen!
28:58But they communicate with us
28:59who has not died!
29:00The Chinese have done it!
29:01I'm not the Chinese!
29:02I also have a beard!
29:04Let's focus,
29:05please!
29:05Chinese is five!
29:07Chinese, Chinese!
29:08How do you feel?
29:09It was a spin shot!
29:10Effect!
29:11Yeah?
29:12And what about that?
29:14With effect!
29:16And I'm late!
29:18No!
29:18You have killed with delay
29:20to the Chinese Cudeiro!
29:21Well, this is over!
29:24All these people
29:24They are the winners
29:25from today's program
29:26and they are going to take
29:27a very special award
29:29because today's prize is...
29:31Push Tani's bike
29:32to your house!
29:33How cool!
29:33It's great!
29:35Of course!
29:36What a prize!
29:37And now everyone shout!
29:38Hey!
29:38Hey!
29:38Ha!
29:39Come on!
29:40Push!
29:42Come on!
29:43Push harder
29:44I have to get home
29:45before it starts
29:45Grey's tone!
29:47Goodbye, bundles!
29:49Bye bye!
29:49If you want some ski lessons
29:51You know where I am!
29:53Or as it is said in Japanese
29:55What a barbarity!
29:55the amount of things
29:56that you learn by traveling, eh!
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