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00:00What are you laughing at, Junior? Why are you so happy?
00:04Look, come here, Takeshi, you won't believe what I built. And with my own two hands.
00:09Chan, chan, chan, chan!
00:14Oh, it's a time machine!
00:16Yeah, come on, let's try it. Let's see where it takes us.
00:20I want to go into the future to see if I'm a successful film director in 20 years.
00:24Well, we'll check it out right now, Takeshi. Here we go with the machine!
00:30Junior, Junior! I don't like this future. You're a TV star, and I'm a beggar.
00:44But how can it be that we've ended up like this if I taught you everything you know, you wretch?
00:50I don't give alms!
00:51Junior, we have to travel back in time!
01:00Igay!
01:01The Chinese work and he's already here!
01:04Honestly, we're going to laugh!
01:07Run, jump here, it goes without stopping!
01:10Yellow human, wow!
01:12Get me out of here, Junior!
01:18It's just that I like being famous.
01:20Fame doesn't follow you. Remember who got you to host a show when you couldn't even speak, man.
01:24Who was it? I don't remember.
01:25I don't know either, because plugging you in is a crime.
01:29We can travel to our future and see if I've gotten out of this rut.
01:32Come on, hit the time machine, dude.
01:34Okay, Takeshi, on to the future!
01:36What do you see in that exploiter? Ha ha ha ha!
01:47I always hated that bastard.
01:49Amba! He wasn't dead! He was just having a drunken time! Ow, ow! Ow!
01:57Hello! Older viewers of yellow humor might remember me.
02:00I'm Pepe Libistón first, the original, let's go.
02:02And the reason you're here is because you've traveled back in time.
02:06Get ready to explore the most important moments in the history of yellow humor.
02:10We are in program 1 and there we will approach a historical figure.
02:13who will try to overcome the Little Wall of China.
02:15He will jump like this, but he will not succeed.
02:17Can you guess who I'm talking about?
02:19Indeed, number 1 of all time.
02:22His.
02:24Good luck!
02:26Wow, how General Tani has changed over time!
02:28Now you dress better.
02:29And now he doesn't run like that with the contestants anymore, of course, he's settled down.
02:32Like everyone else when I've been on the job for a long time.
02:34What do I see? It's him!
02:36Yes, it is the mythical, the unmistakable, the authentic.
02:38What was his name?
02:40Well, it's been so long since that happened.
02:41Oh my goodness, program 1.
02:42I think I was still in diapers at that time.
02:45Look at it, there it is!
02:46That man marked the future of this program.
02:48Because he left program 1, he got into a big mess
02:51and taught all subsequent generations what they should do in yellow humor.
02:55Coming to this show to punch so the rest of us could laugh.
02:58If there were a religion of yellow humor, he would be our God.
03:01And if you've been living on Mars for the past few months and still don't know him, now you'll know who he is.
03:06Excuse me, Mr. Gazelle, each one is a little question.
03:08No, it's something very ugly on TV.
03:10I wanted to tell you something.
03:11Thank you, Gazelle.
03:12Because?
03:13For showing us the way to the coup.
03:14No matter how much it hurts, the important thing is to make people laugh.
03:17Despite the time that has passed, I see you as I did on the first day, Mr. Gazelle.
03:20The blows that make me young.
03:22Do you have any message for our viewers?
03:25To hit things with your lettuce.
03:27How fun!
03:28Could you give us a practical demonstration of your message?
03:31Of course, right now.
03:32Come on, I'm going over there.
03:34Well, nothing, Mr. Gazelle.
03:36Forward!
03:36The truth is that I will never tire of seeing the crash this guy takes, really.
03:43Very good, Gazelle, how great you are.
03:46Soon your religion will be more important than Scientology.
03:49What, are you okay?
03:50Perfectly.
03:51Are you doing it again?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Please tell us on camera the secret of your success.
03:56Yeah, one with the punch, buddy.
03:58Here we go, Gazelle, again.
04:00Come on, run.
04:01We love you, Gazelle.
04:07Here we are, Taquesi, back when we were going to school.
04:10You have a baby face, junior.
04:12Oh, what memories.
04:13Our old school.
04:14Too bad it was male.
04:16I'll tell you.
04:17We all met here, right?
04:18It's true, Paco, Juanito, Animal.
04:20We all study together here.
04:22We were that small.
04:23Do you remember when I was the forward on the soccer team?
04:26The steel leg was calling me.
04:27He would take the ball and it would always go into the back of the net.
04:30Look, look, I think I have a steel leg again.
04:33Ronaldinho by your side in a great package.
04:35Besides, I was hot.
04:36We always beat Animal, Paco and Juanito's team.
04:39Let's see if they want to play a little game.
04:41Hey, Animal.
04:42Juanito, Paco.
04:42We're going to get the octopus.
04:44Let's play press catch.
04:46Let's see who wins.
04:47Ready.
04:47What's happening?
04:48You don't want to play that?
04:49Come, man, that the divin.
04:51Many years later, Paco and Juanito were expelled from school for their poor grades.
04:56So they went to live in a labyrinth to make life miserable for anyone who passed by.
05:01It didn't matter to them whether the contestants were Japanese or from the rest of the world.
05:05The first contestant is a tough American.
05:07Of those who are so tough that they sleep with a gun under their pillow.
05:11But today he has no weapon.
05:15And look how she is not so brave with her hands.
05:17Another American.
05:23This one is harder than the previous one.
05:24This guy sleeps with not one, but four guns under his pillow.
05:28His bed has four little cribs.
05:30Four little souls who guard it.
05:33And as always, the Americans have to have the last word, he wants revenge.
05:38And like a good American who kicks out Bush, he takes it in his own hands.
05:41The previous contestant comes along, with the same desire for revenge and the same IQ.
05:49There you have it! There you have your revenge. Take revenge, handsome.
05:53It comes from New Zealand, a country best known for being the place where the Lord of the Rings was stolen.
05:59He worked on the film as a hobby.
06:01The thing is, he had to go out on his knees and ended up with his legs in tatters.
06:04And he says that with all the monsters he saw in that movie, the ones inside the labyrinth don't scare him at all.
06:12Man, the difference is that the ones in the movie were computer generated and these are real.
06:17And when he realizes they're not computer-made, he takes the plunge and jumps into the water before things get any worse, the cowardly guy.
06:23Hey, you're from New Zealand, right?
06:25No no.
06:25Yes, Lord of the Rings, in the hobby village, I'm the third from the right.
06:30One who looks at the camera, like I'm looking at now.
06:33Let's see if he makes more movies about hobbies or elves, because I do it very well.
06:36They didn't want me in The Chronicle of Narnia, but well, the movie wasn't worth much either.
06:40By the way, I'll write you my number.
06:44He comes from India, where he has an Indian food restaurant, of course.
06:47I don't like this one very much because Indian food is very spicy.
06:50But you can tell him to make it less spicy if you want.
06:53Ah, well then I like him better now. Come on, let him come in.
06:55The Israeli contestant wants these games to bring a little peace.
06:59That's all very well, but that's in other games.
07:01Here, peace, peace. What is called peace, in any case, after death.
07:06And when a girl, instead of using the wooden planks to get down, prefers to use her ass to slide,
07:11That means she's Australian.
07:15And like any good Australian, he's a real jerk.
07:18Be careful, he's using the koala strategy.
07:21Which hasn't been of any use to her, because they've caught her and sent her into the water to look for Nemo.
07:33Careful, that stone is coming.
07:35They've caught me betrayed. The koala's strategy never fails.
07:39If you're Australian, do you have a house there for me to stay?
07:41No, it's that I'm crazy and dangerous.
07:43But you don't look like it, do you?
07:45You don't seem crazy to me.
07:46Look how crazy I am!
07:49Now my Cris!
07:50Come on, if the girl is that crazy, I'm not staying at your house.
07:54This girl is Canadian and works as a tour guide in Niagara Falls.
07:58And of course, accustomed to dealing with tourists on a daily basis, who are very annoying, these two monsters make her laugh.
08:06It's just that some tourists are very annoying, while the Japanese aren't.
08:09The Japanese just take their photos and that's it. They're very nice.
08:15And this is an English lord, and to have a little fun with him, we told him that what he had to do was go straight into the water.
08:20And he is so happy, because he believes he has won.
08:29A lot of smell, a lot of smell, but today we laughed at you.
08:32The contestant from Iran wants to see yellow comedy on TV in his country.
08:36Of course, because he has to download it from the internet with Spanish comments and the colleague doesn't understand anything.
08:43He will continue competing for his Iranian yellow humor.
08:46Hey, what's up? It's just that when it comes to commercial time, I get super happy.
08:50Because the ads are really cool. Come on everyone, advertising is cool, it's cool.
08:58Are you one of those people who, when you go to karaoke, never remember the song?
09:05Hey, they asked you a question. Come on, answer. Are you one of those who remember or not?
09:11Clearly not.
09:13Are you one of those who feel ridiculous when you can't remember the lyrics to your favorite song?
09:18Hey, answer some questions, you're not saying anything.
09:23Well, even if you get kicked out of karaoke for your bad memory, don't cry.
09:27Hey, they told you not to cry. But, kiddo, we're going to give you some Memorex pills. Where are you going?
09:34But come back, woman, come back. Don't go, this can be fixed.
09:40Watch out, Pepe is here and out.
09:42My goodness, what we were missing.
09:44What's wrong? Why are you crying?
09:46I don't remember.
09:47Don't worry. You know I have several Memorex pills in my trailer. You're coming with me. And the tests? Do they taste like strawberries?
09:56Oh, I don't know.
09:57But are you coming or not?
09:58I was going to answer you something, but I don't remember what I was going to say. What a brain.
10:02You were coming with me to the caravan. That's what you were going to say.
10:07Well, maybe that was it, yes.
10:08I'm sure they will. Come on, let's go. You'll see how delicious they are.
10:12And here we have the same woman three months later.
10:16Three months after going to Pepe's caravan and three months of Memorex every day.
10:22And not only has his memory improved, as we will see below, he has also rejuvenated.
10:28It is the latest discovery from the humor amarillo laboratories.
10:31Memorex. Don't forget to buy it at your pharmacy.
10:42Hey! You've seen it. It's incredible, isn't it?
10:50Three months apart, we see how this woman's life has changed.
10:54She has gone from being a crybaby to a super happy girl.
10:58And all thanks to Memorex.
11:00Buy it now!
11:01Don't wait, because... it's selling out!
11:07Emergency, emergency!
11:08Traveling back in time we have arrived at this place.
11:10People here don't speak Spanish.
11:12They have a flooded city and they say they are the world soccer champions.
11:15But if Juan Fatá, I have seen him.
11:17And I wonder, will they do yellow humor in this country?
11:20Let's see it!
11:21And when we got home, yellow humor!
11:24The original, huh!
11:26Bad first test, huh.
11:27The killer mushroom.
11:29But what mushroom? What bigger mushroom?
11:31A spaghetti with mushrooms. How good now, huh!
11:33A pizza with mushrooms or garlic mushrooms.
11:36Stop, stop, my mouth is watering.
11:37The first pipiolo grabs onto the mushroom.
11:42On the mushroom, it turns, and turns, and turns, and turns, and turns, and into the water.
11:46And in the repetitions, the fall.
11:49Watch, watch!
11:50This is a bambina that comes from Venice.
11:57Venice? Oh, so she brought me a striped sweater.
12:00And the baby goes well, goes well.
12:05Va bene al agua.
12:06This piccolo endures very well.
12:12Very, very good.
12:13Hold on like Berlusconi.
12:15Well held on.
12:17Greetings, Berlusconi.
12:18Every day she becomes more beautiful, even if it is through surgery.
12:21It's hard to prove it, eh, like a giratuto.
12:26Ah, the giratuto, the giratuto.
12:28What a great invention.
12:30Ah, how useless, huh.
12:31It costs a lot.
12:33What a package, what a fan.
12:36But a package, Rocco's is Freddy's.
12:38That's a real package.
12:40Ah, Rocco, wow, Rocco.
12:42What a big pain.
12:44It's called stronch, isn't it?
12:45What do I know? I've been at it for a while now and I don't even know what I'm saying.
12:48And the child has perished, but he is happy.
12:55Ah, how much felicità.
12:57Felicità, felicità.
12:58What a great song.
13:01Espabilato, the baby, eh, molto espabilato.
13:03And like Pinocchio he clings to the mushroom with the trunk.
13:08Ah, the machine, the machine.
13:13And in this little girl arrives at the end of Humora Malil.
13:16Goodbye.
13:19Or as a Japanese person would say, he promised me, he promised me.
13:24And now we leave you with the next program.
13:26The mamachichos.
13:27Don't miss it, today is full of surprises.
13:33These guys remember, Junior.
13:34Nobody treats us like that.
13:36We're going to drop a bomb on them and show them who's in charge at school.
13:39She's not that stupid either.
13:40They deserve this and more, for being arrogant.
13:42Three against two is enough for him.
13:43But the dear last one laughs best.
13:45Come down, come on.
13:46Whatever you say.
13:47Nobody can stop this.
13:48Let's get on with the wick.
13:50You'll see what a cool guy he had, huh.
13:53Take it, pimps!
13:58Junior, we've been through this before, haven't we?
14:03Well, it seems to me that a few times.
14:05Next time we'll throw some pies at them, that makes a lot of mess.
14:07And if it goes wrong, it won't hurt any less.
14:16Hi, this is a new test, which is going to be super fun.
14:20Thursday, how messy this is.
14:24Why do I sing well?
14:25Indeed, we are at the talent pie test.
14:28I roll the dice and depending on the number that comes up, I have to go into a hole.
14:32And that big-eared guy will throw a cake at me.
14:34If it hits me, I'm out.
14:37Come on, hold the mic for me.
14:39Here I go.
14:41I'm going to roll a seven.
14:43No, that's not true, it's a dice, I can only roll up to six.
14:45Come on, there you go.
14:49You got number two.
14:50You've screwed up, man!
14:52What bad luck!
14:54You come here, come here.
14:56It's not going to give it to me, because I sing very well.
14:58And those of us who sing well...
14:59Shut up, shut up, I'm going to give you a cake, I'm going to guide you, you bastard.
15:03No, please.
15:05Don't overdo it, my skin is a bit thin.
15:08Prepared.
15:09Wow!
15:10Here, to you.
15:12I shit myself.
15:13I shit on your tooth, you bastard.
15:15That I have sacrificed Pepe Livingston II.
15:18He has served as a guinea pig to explain this test.
15:21Yes, but it scared the poor contestants.
15:24This wretch, for example, who is a great admirer of Pepe, wants to follow his path and has rolled a two.
15:32Mr. Ears licks his lips with pleasure.
15:36Mr. Orejas must be in a bad way for him not to be hit right in the face.
15:40Mr. Ears is calculating the wind speed to properly slam the cake into the contestant's face.
15:48He has hit it, but he has not stained it.
15:51That's because he hit him with the plate.
15:52And the next contestant just got a perm.
15:57That's why she has such beautiful curls.
15:59He landed on hole number three.
16:02And Mr. Ears tells the perm to go to hell.
16:06All over the place.
16:07On this show we've been accused many times of favoring pretty girls.
16:15And as you can see, that is false.
16:17This girl got a one.
16:19He has very bad luck.
16:21And besides, he's very clumsy.
16:23He almost killed himself when he entered the hole.
16:26It's hard to close the lid.
16:28She does, however, smile at Mr. Ears, giving him looks like a slaughtered lamb.
16:34But that's no use.
16:36The girl used to be pretty.
16:37Now we don't even know what it is.
16:40But let's interview this ex-beauty.
16:45What do you think of this mask? Is it hydrating your skin?
16:48I don't know, because I don't see anything else...
16:50Go on, wash yourself with some water, you filthy girl.
16:53Like this, you look much prettier.
16:55It's like a cream puff.
16:57Do you want to be my guimba?
16:58I bet I'm hot!
17:00There's something strange about this contestant, isn't there?
17:04I don't know what it is.
17:05The shirt?
17:07The shirt looks normal.
17:08The pants?
17:10No, not the pants either.
17:13Man, now that I see him up close, I also notice something strange about him.
17:16Let's see if we find out when they throw the cake at him now.
17:20Where will Mr. Orejas aim?
17:21Because it also seems that she has prepared a special three-tiered cake.
17:25I think to the face.
17:26Ah, no, he shot the bald guy.
17:29Of course, it's the hair!
17:30Wow, what a geeky mane!
17:32Let's interview him!
17:33Do you like washing your hair with cakes?
17:35It's the most disgusting thing!
17:37How beautiful life is, isn't it?
17:45In case you want to continue living...
17:49I'm going to give you some advice.
17:52Don't take the bad door.
17:54And the little samurai is in the mood for a fight today.
18:00Well, you're in the right place, because these are the gates of panic.
18:05Here we have one of the team of fricazos.
18:07Whose greatest skill is that he can play all the Playstation games in a short time.
18:11But this is real life, not the Playstation.
18:13That with a damn, we are all very brave.
18:16But of course, here you are hitting a covered door, well, not so much, eh?
18:19Well, that's it, kid, game over, the game is over.
18:21This is part of the Cancan dancers.
18:25Look how he runs.
18:26But that's nothing compared to the way he opens doors.
18:30Attention.
18:31Ah, very Cancan, with the butt.
18:33Yes, that's his strong point, his ass.
18:36As everyone knows, Cancan dancers take great care of themselves.
18:39Well, since he hit a bad door, his butt is going to be a bit hurt.
18:43Don't believe it either, with the force with which he opens the doors it won't hurt him much.
18:47She's trying to flirt with the little samurai.
18:49Is this girl shameless?
18:51Don't worry, he's not the little samurai type.
18:54Not only that, it seems the doll is angry with her.
18:56For making a move, he chases her and gets his head handed to him, for being cool.
19:00The little samurai is more into true love than one-day flings.
19:04And the Cancan dancer, ass to ass, is about to achieve it.
19:08Go harder, darling, she's a good one. That's it, look how soft she is.
19:11And here we have one of the Japanese flamenco singers.
19:16You'll recognize him by his outlandish attire and the amount of jewelry he wears, typical of a flamenco star.
19:22Well, he just forgot all the letters he knew.
19:25I would sing something small, but I've forgotten all the songs.
19:27Funny, isn't it? I used to be the king of summer festivals.
19:31It was like Manolos, but a better version.
19:33Well, at least show us your awesome outfit. Come on, turn around.
19:36Well, you have to have class to pull this off, huh?
19:40I'm telling you.
19:41Come on, Spaniard, raise the flags, sing the chants, let's do the wave.
19:45Let's not get nervous, okay? Let's not get nervous, please.
19:48Calm down, he's going to have a heart attack.
19:50But, but, but this one makes you not cheat, man, you represent a country.
19:54Well, nobody saw that, it's okay.
19:56Pull up, come on, pull up.
19:58But what are you doing?
19:59This guy just got us into a diplomatic conflict, he's thrown out little samurai.
20:03Hey, you, it's the English who play dirty, not us.
20:06Well, the important thing is that we won, with cheating, but we won.
20:09And this samurai sticks his back out to face the doors.
20:12He looks like Don Quixote charging against windmills.
20:15The same thing happened to him as to Don Quixote and on top of that he lost his wig.
20:18This is from the team of famous boxers.
20:21And how do you think a boxer will open the doors?
20:25Exactly, with a punch.
20:27He thinks, if with this arm I can knock de la olla down, I can open all the doors in my path.
20:32But, this one has managed to beat de la olla.
20:34But have you seen her? If she had faced de la Olla, she'd be retired today, but in the cemetery.
20:39Yes, the truth is that I don't even know why I'm asking, if I believe everything.
20:42And the guy with the punching strategy seems like he's going to pass the test, and he does.
20:47A from the pot, says this loser who won.
20:49And this guy from the muscle team will use his whole body to open the doors.
20:53And to roll in the mud.
20:54But since strength without brains is nothing, the muscleman can't get past the second door.
21:00Oh, but I'm strong, eh!
21:02And here comes the maxichino cudeiro.
21:05But this one wasn't dead or eliminated or whatever.
21:08The Chinese cudeiros here have connections.
21:10Also, we wanted to see this guy compete, he's a spectacle.
21:14Yes, but their IQ isn't that spectacular.
21:17The guy catches a bad door.
21:18But far from giving up, he tries again.
21:21This guy is destroying the scenery for us, eh, I can see it now.
21:23Well, pay attention, your team members are talking to you.
21:26You fool!
21:27That door is boarded up!
21:30So what do I get, that one?
21:31But that's the same one you tried before.
21:33It's probably the blockhead, take that one.
21:36Gosh, they're all closed!
21:37What I do?
21:38Go for the one you haven't tried, you fool!
21:40The one in the center!
21:42That one in the center, which is the one you haven't tried yet!
21:44So!
21:45And the maxichino cudeiro thinks.
21:47I don't like this doll.
21:48Go to hell, teddy bear!
21:50No, he killed the little samurai!
21:53Gosh, come let me tell you something!
22:01I thought that if we kill Tani here in the past, she won't exist in the future.
22:05We'll get rid of him.
22:06What a good idea, right?
22:07Like in Terminator?
22:09Exact!
22:09In the future he is a strong guy, but now he is a defenseless kid.
22:13So I'm sure you, me, and our bike can handle it.
22:15Let's run him over, shall we?
22:16Tani, don't ring the bell so he doesn't hear us and we'll catch him by surprise.
22:20Let's go for Tani, run!
22:22Go for Tani, without mercy!
22:24He will never know that I am going to be a general.
22:26We're going to keep all your titis.
22:28We are the cyclists from hell!
22:31Run, Junior, he's catching us!
22:33Takesi, you didn't tell me about this!
22:36Piltra fillas!
22:37You guys are freaks!
22:38What a case you run over, you wretch!
22:42Piltra fillas!
22:43Now I'll play you some songs while you cross the bridge, okay?
22:46Put on a Madonna song!
22:47That Madonna thing!
22:48We want one from Madonna!
22:52Unfortunately we cannot accommodate Pinky's request,
22:54because at the Eastern 40 we only play music in Spanish.
22:57And Madonna in Spanish only said that about the Beautiful Island, and little else.
23:01We are in the Nakasone canyons, which are particularly musical today.
23:05When we hear the chunguitos sing,
23:07Oh, what pain!
23:07A contestant is going to get hit in the head with a ball.
23:11Let's see, the chunguitos are coming.
23:21And this shows that the chunguitos were ahead of their time,
23:24because they predicted what was going to happen.
23:26And now we are going to read some of the emails that you have sent us.
23:29humoramarillo@4.com.
23:32Eva de Valls tells us that her boyfriend has given her an ultimatum,
23:34either him or yellow humor.
23:36And logically he has chosen yellow humor, but he doesn't know how to tell her.
23:39Very easy, Eva.
23:40You tell him, I'm leaving you for yellow humor,
23:42which is a program of Chinese people who hit each other,
23:44with very geeky comments,
23:46and you'll see how he understands it.
23:47Antonio de Úbeda asks us where Pinky Winky buys her outfits.
23:51You mean his only suit,
23:53because it always goes with the same one, which must smell already.
23:55Well that suit is actually pajamas,
23:58What happens is that he was sold as the latest in fashion
24:00and they screwed him, but well.
24:01Eva from Madrid asks how many episodes of yellow humor are left,
24:05because she is the editor of the program,
24:06and says he can't take it anymore,
24:08who sees Chinese even in his dreams.
24:10Dear Eva,
24:10We can only tell you that there are many left,
24:12but many programs.
24:14But look,
24:14as we have seen you a little,
24:15plop,
24:16We've asked this contestant to cheer you on.
24:19Look how he applauds you.
24:19And if that hasn't cheered you up,
24:21This song and what's going to happen now,
24:23I'm sure he does.
24:25Eve,
24:25the chunguitos are going to sing
24:26Oh, what pain now!
24:28Just for you.
24:30You don't fall for how we treat you, huh?
24:41Come on,
24:41This cheers up even the dead.
24:43Look how Junior and Takeshi laugh.
24:45I'm going to dance!
24:46Ah,
24:47Well, if you're going to dance, we'll put on some music for you.
24:49I don't know.
24:51What do you think,
24:51Oh, what a pain those chunguitos have!
25:04Well, it hurts on the face,
25:05but the guy hasn't gone online.
25:07He hasn't had time to dance yet.
25:08and wants to give us a demonstration.
25:10Man,
25:11The truth is that with those fine little legs that she has,
25:13Well, the kid wasn't born to be a dancer,
25:15but winning gives him a kick,
25:16Of course.
25:17Now accompany the leg dance with one hand
25:19that moves up and down.
25:20Wait, now the guy is going to jump.
25:23What is the name of that dance you are doing?
25:25Well, it's the dance of the little step forward.
25:26because it only takes steps forward,
25:28no one gives up.
25:29And in the end he fell,
25:30but in our hearts we will always keep that great dance.
25:34Do we travel more?
25:35I've always wanted to know how the world came to be, Junior.
25:38Could we travel to the beginning of time?
25:40I'd rather go west, but oh well.
25:42To the west?
25:43There were only Indians and cowboys there.
25:45I've seen them in many movies, man.
25:47Almost all of them by Clint Eastwood, it must be said.
25:49Well, come on,
25:50we go to the beginning of the world.
25:52Get ready, come on, yeah,
25:53that this is going to be very strong.
25:58We are Junior Atoms.
26:00The world had not yet been formed.
26:02What kind of thing?
26:03Maybe we went too far at the beginning.
26:05There's nothing to see here.
26:06Come on, let's go a little further.
26:07Come on, let's go.
26:08Let's go there.
26:12We are prehistoric animals.
26:15I would rather have been a tyrannosaurus or a cow.
26:17Let's give him the mating cry.
26:18Runs.
26:18I'm not going to pair up with you, huh?
26:23And don't give me that face.
26:24that there is no mating at all.
26:26Careful, Takeshi.
26:27Our cry has brought a dinosaur.
26:29Out.
26:29We don't like you.
26:30We want a diplodocus.
26:31Look, a dactyl fart.
26:33This is a very dangerous
26:33I saw it in Jura Chico Park 3.
26:35And he's gone, thank goodness.
26:36Have you been scared?
26:37Sure, with how ugly you are.
26:38Let's go find King Kong.
26:40Okay, then come on.
26:41Have you ever wondered
26:43what Pinky was doing
26:43before working on a yellow moor?
26:45And Junior,
26:46with what shady business
26:47did he earn a living?
26:48The time has come
26:48to discover the past
26:49of these characters.
26:51Join me on a trip
26:52to get to know the corners
26:53darker of these two.
26:55Get ready,
26:56because it's not going to be pleasant.
26:57I'm warning you.
26:58This is going to be really hard, huh?
27:01They could have made this entry.
27:02a little bigger, really?
27:03If everything has to go wrong.
27:06Now you're coming to me as a little one, pirates.
27:08I can't believe it.
27:11Pinky was a child star
27:12from the song,
27:13like Marisol.
27:14Well wait,
27:14that the worst is not that.
27:15What time is he going to sing?
27:28Be careful with that past.
27:29I'm not surprised
27:30that I ended up wearing
27:30a pink pajama when you grow up.
27:32Hunt animals!
27:33We meet
27:34in an old test
27:35called the Deadly Zoo,
27:37where the contestants
27:37they had to shoot
27:38to henchmen,
27:39dress up as animals.
27:41And if you look closely
27:42in that pathetic beaver
27:43that has just appeared,
27:45you will discover that it is about
27:46Junior's.
27:47This is how he earned his living,
27:48dressing up as a beaver
27:49so that the contestants
27:50they hit him with balls.
27:51As they say,
27:52his beginnings were hard,
27:53but now it is...
27:54it is already...
27:55What is Junior now?
27:57Mario is fired!
27:58I'm hiring him!
28:00This is just a temporary job, right?
28:02Oh, don't you know?
28:02how hot is it?
28:03Inside this suit.
28:05I tell you one thing,
28:07in the future
28:07I will be a successful presenter.
28:09Well, I wouldn't bet on you,
28:10You know?
28:11And I will put on
28:12more suits
28:12like a dinosaur one.
28:14Look how funny I am!
28:16Uh!
28:18Junior, let's get out of here.
28:19Okay, but I decided it.
28:20We go to the year 3025,
28:22to the future!
28:25Wow, how cool!
28:26our people now!
28:28From what I see
28:28They continue to build like crazy.
28:30One moment,
28:30what's that?
28:31What is that program?
28:31I can't believe it,
28:33Takeshi.
28:33It's a New Year's Eve special
28:35yellow humor.
28:36But they don't put it on Tuesday anymore.
28:37and thirteen.
28:38Well, it seems not.
28:39Look,
28:39the tests are all in the snow.
28:41How nice, isn't it?
28:42How cool, yes.
28:43But this program
28:43we haven't done it yet.
28:44Of course not,
28:45we are going to do it in the future,
28:46on New Year's Eve.
28:47But, man,
28:48I wanted to leave the marcheseria,
28:49Junior.
28:50Well, everything indicates
28:51that we are going to have
28:51to work, Takeshi.
28:53Yes, it's true,
28:54I don't know why
28:55I got into TV.
28:56If I have to work
28:57always in the days
28:57of parties.
28:58Look on the bright side,
28:59Takeshi.
29:00We're going to laugh a lot.
29:01with the blows
29:02that they are going to stick
29:03the contestants
29:04in the snow.
29:06Well yes,
29:06look,
29:07this loser's
29:07not bad at all.
29:08Oh, Junior,
29:09I think it will be
29:09a very special night.
29:11There it is getting to me
29:12already goosebumps.
29:13From the cold, of course.
29:14By the way,
29:14look,
29:14this is where my house was.
29:15They have destroyed it.
29:17Friends,
29:18the journey has arrived
29:19to its end.
29:19I hope you haven't
29:20very dizzy.
29:23There is only one thing left to do.
29:25Many people ask me
29:26why I left
29:27yellow humor.
29:28The answer is not easy.
29:36They killed me.
29:41Or as they say in Japanese,
29:43No!
29:43You have killed
29:44to Pepe Livingston Cudeiro!
29:46No!
29:46No!
29:47No!
29:47No!
29:47No!
29:47No!
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