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00:00A new television channel arrives from Tres Cantos.
00:04We attended the opening party for Takeshi TV.
00:08Presented by Takeshi Kitano.
00:10And Kira Miró.
00:11Wow, Kira, she changes a lot in person, huh?
00:14You see.
00:15You're not that hot. In fact, you look like Junior.
00:18Whom?
00:18To Junior.
00:19Ah, that nice boy, Junior.
00:22By the way, I brought these flowers to my idol.
00:24They are not for me.
00:25No, they are for Iñaki Gabilondo.
00:27But he hasn't come.
00:28What do you mean he hasn't come?
00:30Only this opera singer Petama came to the opening party.
00:33So let's sing the Chirocudeiro song, right?
00:35Well yes, Junior, this opera singer has a spectacular voice, I've been told.
01:00Thank you, beloved audience!
01:03To celebrate the launch of this TV channel, I'll be singing the Blue Danube.
01:08Well, go for it, beautiful!
01:13It burns an eye!
01:15It burns an eye!
01:16Yes, he has a great voice, yes.
01:19If you catch an eye, let me know, girl.
01:21There it is.
01:21The only thing you're going to catch is a cold, as if that were the case.
01:24J.K.
01:24I didn't know opera was so much fun.
01:27Come on, Junior, grab the remote and let's see what's on the other Takeshi TV channels.
01:31Alanón!
01:36What a great honor!
01:38Well yes, it is a great honor to be the first to compete on the Humor Amarillo channel.
01:42A channel that broadcasts 24 hours of uninterrupted Yellow Humor.
01:46That is, 24 hours of endless blows and beatings.
01:49That's great, huh!
01:50I get hysterical attacks too!
01:53That's right, to Humor Amarillo and contestants who only come to do this.
01:56I forgot to take off my glasses!
02:02Oh, look at what we say to the nearsighted!
02:04They brought contact lenses!
02:06Your glasses get dirty very easily here!
02:08Sure, check this one out!
02:10Now the filth won't come off even with a sunglass!
02:13Volario!
02:15Yes, and Cantare, we have before us the typical geek
02:18who believes that by wearing a cape he is already Superman.
02:21And of Superman, nothing at all.
02:23Not only does it break the scene, but it's also revealed that it's actually...
02:28Dirty Man!
02:29I have a dirty face, huh!
02:30I have a dirty face!
02:32How easy it is to insult human beings, really, eh!
02:35Well, the truth is that I have the cape a little dirty.
02:38I have to admit that.
02:40Hey, filthy man!
02:40Go save the world, I think they're calling you!
02:42Runs!
02:43I'm going to scream a lot.
02:44Come on, and me too, Piltrofilla.
02:46Scream, I'll sing the backing vocals for you!
02:47Runs!
02:47But stop screaming, Piltrofilla, and concentrate!
02:54Very good!
02:55Come on, you can scream again!
02:58You have to live life to the fullest!
03:00Wow, here comes the typical crazy person who can't stop.
03:03He is what is called a man without restraint.
03:06And now, also without a neck.
03:09Oh, so much partying, so much partying!
03:10I'm a fashion victim!
03:12But very victim, eh.
03:13He comes dressed with his shirt tucked in and sandals.
03:16And of course, we don't expect people to come in boat shoes.
03:20But with sandals... this happens.
03:22They have no grip! They have no grip!
03:25But they are very pretty!
03:27Compower!
03:28That's Piltrofilla! Very good!
03:31Come on, start it! Start it, you lazy bitch! Start it!
03:34And after seeing this lazy chick crash,
03:37We'll take a look at Taquesi TV
03:39to see what's on the other channels, more than anything.
03:41Yes, because the truth is that the poor girl hasn't had the slightest chance.
03:44My futurologist already told me not to come!
03:48It doesn't guide you, Junior!
03:49Who is that geek?
03:50Junior, there are forces above us,
03:53like the managers of four, for example!
03:55Please sit down, please sit down!
03:56Good afternoon, friends of the night!
03:58I met this man during Holy Week in Cuenca, Junior.
04:01And what was that milestone doing, yes?
04:02There was a visit to the enchanted city, to see if I could disenchant it.
04:05Let's get started with the session!
04:07Be careful you don't poke my eye out, okay?
04:08I have a magic ball here!
04:10Well, it's a bowling ball, but a magic one.
04:13Junior, don't get down, the fun is just starting!
04:15You'll see!
04:18I see!
04:19I see a father and his son!
04:22They're playing a giant pinball machine!
04:24I'm seeing it!
04:25That sounds familiar!
04:26Clear!
04:27That's what they're showing now on the Moro Marío Kids channel!
04:29For changing channels with a ball!
04:31Let's play pinball!
04:35Here we go!
04:37We are in deadly pinball.
04:38A test in which children throw the ball and their parents are in charge of catching it with the bucket.
04:43Well, pick it up or roll in the mud?
04:46To avoid this situation, they will have the guidance of their children.
04:49Which sometimes, as we have just seen, is of no use.
04:54Come on daddy, both of us together!
04:55This man doesn't just have slanted eyes, he's half-asleep.
05:00Normal, because at this time he is taking a nap.
05:03But to please his daughter, he came to Humor Amarillo.
05:06But of course, when you get your body used to something, it's very difficult to get it out of the routine.
05:11And this man's body is asleep, to the chagrin of his poor daughter.
05:15For the Gasol family!
05:16Mr. Gasol, grab the pot, come on.
05:18But he doesn't drown until the child sees the ball, which I see out of the corner of my eye.
05:21Now!
05:22This man, whose last name is Gasol, believes he is related to the basketball player.
05:26Not only that, he's also convinced that he's over two meters tall like Pau, and that he has very long arms.
05:31And this is a perfect time to get him out of his big mistake.
05:36Two meters, two meters.
05:38But if you're not five feet tall, you're a fool!
05:44Long live Agatha Ruiz de la Prada!
05:45There are times when it is not the parents who come to compete, dragged by their children.
05:50No, sometimes it is the children who are dragged along by their parents.
05:53In this case, by the mother.
05:55Of course, for Bochón, my shame for his daughter.
05:59And if anyone thinks they can't make themselves look any more ridiculous...
06:02Stay tuned for the interview!
06:03It was Chupi Güey from Paraguay!
06:06I'm super excited!
06:07What I liked the most was when I jumped.
06:09In the air I realized that my jump wasn't cool at all and I tried to fly.
06:13I enjoyed doing it more, man.
06:14I liked it, Mochachón.
06:16Thank you for bringing my daughter.
06:18We are the joy of the garden!
06:20Mr. Yoshiro, who is pitiful, is a man with a sad face.
06:23With a sad look.
06:24Of sad movements.
06:26He's a sad guy, come on.
06:28If today you want to show your son that he is false, that beneath his miserable appearance hides a party-loving, chatty father.
06:34Well, it seems to me that it has failed.
06:36And now his son is sad too.
06:38We'll make it!
06:39We will achieve that!
06:40Hit the ball, Piltracilla!
06:42But wait, wait, your father forgot his shoes!
06:43Wait, you rascal!
06:45Now we are faced with a dramatic case.
06:47This father is seriously absent-minded.
06:50For example, now he has forgotten that he has to jump to catch the ball.
06:53And he remembers when it's a little late.
06:56What was I going to do? What was I going to do?
06:58Oh yeah! I was going to get the ball.
07:00Ah, well, I'll go for it then.
07:02A new disappointment for his poor daughter.
07:05Amanza there!
07:07Hit the ball, come on!
07:08And don't forget the ladle there.
07:09But it's not happening yet.
07:11Wait for the kid to shoot, Piltracilla.
07:13Come on, now!
07:14The concentration is evident on the faces of this boy and his father.
07:18They have come very prepared.
07:19They didn't just dress in black so the stains wouldn't show.
07:22Furthermore, they have been preparing for this test thoroughly.
07:24Have you been playing pinball in the arcade under your house for two months?
07:28And although this pinball is a little bigger, the training really shows.
07:34But let's take a walk through Takeshi Television to see what's on the other channels.
07:38Come on!
07:39Yata!
07:39Are you ready, Junior?
07:43Prepared!
07:44Let's see, with H. Four hit show.
07:47House!
07:48No, night H.
07:49With the J. Originally from Japan.
07:51Japanese?
07:52No, Takeshi Kitaka.
07:53With the T. What screams so and the contestants.
07:55To your rum!
07:57No, Piltracillas.
07:58With P. A four-part program in which there are blows left and right.
08:02Pressing catch!
08:03No, yellow humor.
08:05With the U. Four-man program in which there are endless hits.
08:07Yellow humor!
08:08No, Pressing catch.
08:10With the H intercalated.
08:11Host of the anthill that...
08:13Oh!
08:14Your time is up.
08:18I think this was bound to blow up, Takeshi.
08:20Don't worry.
08:21I'll fix this right away, Junior.
08:23Still!
08:23Still!
08:24Leave it, Takeshi!
08:25Wait, don't be impatient.
08:27What time does it leave?
08:27Takeshi, it's not going to explode, Takeshi.
08:29It's not going to explode, really.
08:30There's no need to bother you.
08:32Come on, leave it, leave it.
08:34Takeshi, this contest is a po...
08:36Hey!
08:37No, three, all three!
08:38No, three, all three!
08:39Navi, navi, navi, navi!
08:42Let's all surf!
08:45Let's go surfing!
08:47Long live the fire department!
08:49We're Surfing the Ironing Board.
08:52A test in which many obstacles must be overcome.
08:55Or not to draw any, as this one has done.
08:57The contestants are free to do whatever they want.
09:00Long live the pirate duo!
09:01For those who don't know, the pirate duo is made up of the two individuals on the platform dressed in a multi-colored poncho.
09:07They are so popular that there are even contestants like this one who come to Humor Amarillo just to see them.
09:12Well, and if you can, to touch them too.
09:14But those who do that lose focus and go into the water.
09:18They are so pirates!
09:21Long live Pilates!
09:23This geeky piece has been strengthening his body with the Pilates method for months.
09:27Thanks to him he has managed to have a lot of strength in his legs.
09:31Maybe too much.
09:32The animal almost broke its neck on the curb.
09:34My name is animal, huh!
09:37Never lose your smile!
09:39Mr. Kenzaburo Resotada belongs to the NGO Buffoncillos Sin Fronteras.
09:43He is a man who never loses his smile.
09:46Not even when they are about to tear it out by the roots.
09:49And all for what?
09:50Because with a smile you can go very far.
09:52Something that is true.
09:54Except in yellow humor, of course.
09:56You have to put in a little more effort here, okay?
09:58You keep smiling, pirate!
10:02I have births the size of two watermelons!
10:04The problem with this man is that what he just said is true.
10:08And when you have nations that size, it's hard to jump.
10:12With the weight, more than anything.
10:13Let's see if he chokes now with the weight.
10:16I'm a little lazy.
10:18No, daughter, no.
10:19You are a little lazy.
10:21Yes, dear contestant, because the nipples have to be jumped over, jumped over, it's not that hard either.
10:27Wow, destroying the scenery!
10:28Of course, since you're not paying for it...
10:30And now let's run a little, will you be able to?
10:32He can do that, but I think he still doesn't understand the nipple-popping thing.
10:37And you also have to jump onto the platform.
10:39Of course, in the end it's true that you're a bit of a fool, daughter.
10:42I've already told you.
10:44Here I go!
10:46This boy isn't just weak-legged, he's got wire legs.
10:49He is so clumsy that when football teams were made at school,
10:52they were taken to act as corner flags.
10:55But he was going to try to change that bad reputation, he told himself.
10:58He may be clumsy from the waist down, but from the waist up...
11:02From the waist up you are a donkey, you almost killed yourself.
11:08I'll get it!
11:10And a very similar case is that of this kid.
11:12It's almost as clumsy as the previous one, but it has one advantage in its favor.
11:16It has long legs.
11:18In fact it's called, my potato never ends.
11:20It doesn't stop him from destroying with his legs everything that crosses his path.
11:23Normal, because it barely jumps.
11:26But he doesn't need it.
11:27And although it is evident that he is a failure at extreme sports in the end,
11:30manages to reach the finish line in one piece.
11:32What pirate legs!
11:33How strong, how strong, Junior!
11:35We have an exclusive that will leave everyone speechless.
11:38A famous yellow humorist who we have caught red-handed.
11:41Come on, put on the video.
11:42Come on.
11:43They are slides.
11:44Ah, that's a slide screen.
11:46How tacky, isn't it?
11:46Well, like everything in this program, as soon as I find the button I put it.
11:50Let's see if this is it, the one that says "on."
11:53Here it goes!
11:55How strong, how strong, how strong!
11:56It's Tani with a woman!
11:57Are you sure it's a woman?
11:58He looks a lot like Juanito Balvicie, but with a wig.
12:01How strong, how strong, how strong!
12:03But I think that's the pantoja there.
12:05Juana Obregón, I don't know.
12:07Look at the next photo, Takeshi.
12:09You're going to freak out.
12:12It's Tani playing with dolls!
12:14Hey, Junior, it smells a little bad in here, doesn't it?
12:16I wasn't Takeshi, but let's see the photos of you naked now.
12:20Traitor.
12:21Mommy, please buy me the bike.
12:24Pintrafilla, pintrafilla, answer your son, tell him something.
12:26The bike when you try everything, kid!
12:29He played you, you rascal, he played you!
12:31Yes, he has played it, because we are in the labyrinth of the Chirotaurus, special parents and children.
12:35Here it is the children who have the power.
12:37The power to lead their parents halfway or straight into the lion's den.
12:41It's clear this kid can't forgive his mom for not buying him a bike.
12:45And he made him pay for it.
12:46He led her straight to the bad guys.
12:49Yes, I do, I'm not buying the bike from you, I'm buying it from you right now.
12:51But help me, please, help me.
12:53The boy knows he can't do anything for her anymore and enjoys the show.
12:57Me yes, no!
12:58Now your mother is going to buy you the bike.
13:02Mommy, my friends say you're a hedgehog.
13:06That's a lie, daughter!
13:07This mother plays a lot with yellow humor.
13:10He wants to show his little girl that for her he is capable of facing whatever is necessary.
13:14But of course, he didn't count on the fact that inside the labyrinth there are three evil beasts.
13:18And just seeing one of them makes the mother break down.
13:22Mommy, mommy, fight, fight!
13:24But if you don't fight, at least run, you wretch, run.
13:27And this woman is so terrified that fear drives her to the exit.
13:32But the bad guys lead her to the puddle.
13:35And her daughter sinks into the deepest sadness.
13:38What a big disappointment!
13:41Daddy, here's one that says you're a lilac because you're wearing a heart on your shirt!
13:46I'm not a lilac, man!
13:48He may not be, but he's a bit of a jerk, he'll pull for a while.
13:51Until today, for this girl, her father was a hero.
13:54He was better than Superman, better than Spiderman, even better than Homer Simpson.
13:58But after they put the octopus in, Animal, Paco, Peluca and Juanito Calvicie are going to change a lot of things.
14:04This is a key moment in any girl's life.
14:07When your father goes from being your idol to being a real human being.
14:11Come on, I gave you a daddy!
14:13Let's interview her, come on!
14:14Hey, stop laughing at your dad!
14:17It's one thing for her not to be your idol, but another for you to brag at her expense.
14:21A little respect, please.
14:23It was three against one, girl.
14:24Oh!
14:25And on top of that you get violent.
14:26But let me laugh heartily.
14:29Ah, laugh, laugh!
14:31I'm going to sing the Japanese version of European Living a Celebration.
14:36Hirohito Bisbal will perform Japanese Living at a Celebration.
14:46How awful!
14:47I'm feeling like crying!
14:49You're the worst, huh!
14:57Go scrub the stairs, you bastard!
14:59Attacks have already been heard and I've been crying!
15:01And you shut up or I'll rip your head off, okay?
15:03Come on, next one!
15:10I'm going to make one of Dispreli and the king!
15:12That's me, the king!
15:13You are the king of cups, I think you are the king of cups!
15:15Go on!
15:19Junior, please hit him on the head with something hard!
15:23With this radio, do you think so, Taquesi?
15:25Let's see if I'm lucky and break his helmet.
15:27And we finally arrive at the Press Insumo.
15:30With the lady.
15:32I just wanted to say that I'm going to rip off anyone's pants.
15:35So.
15:36With Pinky Winky.
15:38Hello, pirate.
15:39Today I'm going to give my best.
15:41I'm very dangerous!
15:42With Harry Potter's cousin.
15:44That he continues to be in bad shape with his own thing.
15:46I'm a killing machine!
15:47With the coffee bean.
15:49Who has learned new dance steps.
15:51And with Animal.
15:53I got you, my pretty black girl, huh?
15:54Just so you know.
15:56And I am the referee.
15:57And this is not a fan.
15:58It is a round sword.
16:00Look at that Forda talk!
16:01And as we announced, today the Press & Catch master, Héctor, will be broadcasting the fights.
16:07sea.
16:07A sporting greeting, Hector!
16:09A sporting greeting, friends of Humor Amarillo!
16:13We are at the Expo Arena in Tokyo.
16:16There's Animal and the contestant.
16:18That they are going to face each other.
16:20They're going to bump into each other.
16:21They know that sumo is the sport of squeezing and extracting the juice from their rivals.
16:25As Animal has now taken it out of the circle.
16:27And he won.
16:28The Green Animal has won.
16:31Where does it come from, little pintracilla?
16:32From my house.
16:33I see you're a smart one.
16:34Come on, get the ball out.
16:36May you feel worse every day.
16:37No!
16:38Don't laugh!
16:39That maybe isn't funny.
16:41Come on!
16:41You fight against Harry Potter's cousin!
16:43Go ahead, Hector!
16:44There's Harry, Harry, Harry.
16:46Stronger door than ever.
16:48He is going to face the contestant.
16:49Look how they are already observing each other.
16:52There they are, ready and prepared for the clash.
16:55The Japanese do not look, but suspect.
16:58There it goes!
16:58There it is, he quickly removes it from the circle.
17:01And so he sends him to the other side.
17:04And victory for the contestant!
17:06Can't you see you're laughing, you little scamp?
17:08Yes, because he just took out a poisoned ball.
17:10Whose ball is this, see?
17:11From Pinky Winky!
17:12From Pirate Pinky!
17:14Very good!
17:15Don't worry, he's not my type.
17:17There it is, go out to the cofido.
17:18Hostilities begin.
17:20There he is holding Pinky.
17:21Let's see if he can beat us.
17:24Therein lies the strength.
17:24Try to get him out of the circle.
17:26Out!
17:27There!
17:27And the contestant has won.
17:29The contestant has won again.
17:31Come on, come on, come on!
17:32More wood.
17:33A goat that gives milk is worth more than a barren cow.
17:36What luck!
17:37If you love yourself, little pintracilla, you have to fight with the coffee bean.
17:40Go ahead, Hector!
17:41There's the coffee bean.
17:42There's the farunculus.
17:43Better known as farunculus.
17:45It goes outside the circle.
17:46What has lasted.
17:47Very little.
17:48Come on, come on, come on.
17:49I am part of my people and I owe them what I am.
17:51I speak with the same verb and sing with the same voice.
17:54That yellow humor is the best.
17:56And pay attention because here comes the great fighter Hulk Saloyan, who will have to face the Animal himself.
18:02There it is, Animal.
18:04There it is also in image, in Hulk.
18:07There it is, they're doing it.
18:08They are being observed.
18:09It's about to begin.
18:10The fight has done it.
18:12Push, push, push, push, push.
18:14But the Animal holds it, holds it, holds it.
18:16There it is.
18:17She is the one who sees the circle.
18:20The force.
18:21And lately, let's see, he's won.
18:23Animal has won.
18:24No, Hector.
18:24The contestant Hulk has won.
18:27There Animal recognizes him.
18:28He's a good loser.
18:29Of course.
18:30There it is.
18:30He recognizes how these men are very strong.
18:33You know, friends with a yellow humor.
18:35Friends with a yellow humor.
18:36How do Japanese people like to eat diced ham?
18:40And the fighter for the circle.
18:41The fighter like a spiky hair brings out the pirate color.
18:43Pinky's color.
18:44I don't know what Pinky wants to prove by sticking her tongue out like that.
18:46But it scares me.
18:48Well, go ahead, Hector.
18:49There it is, spiky hair.
18:50There it is, Pinky.
18:51They observe each other and go on the attack.
18:53Come, come, come, come, come.
18:55More wood.
18:56Falling is allowed.
18:56Getting up is mandatory.
18:58But they fall outside the circle.
19:00And he won.
19:01You won, Pinky.
19:03And you know what we tell you, Pinky?
19:04How do we love you?
19:06How we love you, Pinky?
19:07And finally, King Chinorri arrives.
19:09The only fighter who can overshadow the lady.
19:11Although he can't deny that he was a little scared.
19:14Give me, give me, fine paint.
19:15Come on.
19:16Come on, lady!
19:17Come on, come on.
19:18There is the lady.
19:18For the success of the fight is that old trio.
19:20Skill, opportunity and courage.
19:22There's Chinorri.
19:23King Chinorri.
19:25And the lady who has not lost in a fight.
19:26He is undefeated.
19:27It is the star combat of a great yellow.
19:29There he is fighting.
19:30Strength, strength.
19:31From the point of view of weakness.
19:33Let's see who is stronger.
19:34He grabs it at the level of the kidneys and removes it from the outside.
19:39And he stepped on, he stepped on the lady.
19:41And King Chinorri has won.
19:42Chinorri, who will once again face the mystery king.
19:46He has won.
19:47You don't even believe it yourself, kid.
19:49Do you spend a lot of time combing your hair in the morning?
19:52Introducing Repeinitor, a revolutionary styling system.
19:55Forget about slow, boring traditional combs.
19:58Repeinitor is here.
19:59Repeinitor has won me over.
20:04How much do you say it costs?
20:05Only nine point ninety-nine.
20:07Oh!
20:08What is this?
20:09Relax, Junior, first we sprayed a little bit of hairspray on you and now we're going to soak your hair.
20:14I love Repeinitor, but let me go now because I'm taking it with me.
20:17No, man, no, I'll still let you comb your hair.
20:20No, no, comb my hair, please.
20:23Well, well, how handsome the Repeinitor is leaving you.
20:26You're one of the most pirates, Junior, huh?
20:28I don't know that song!
20:38It's the new version of Dombra!
20:40I will sing the Dombra until the end!
20:51He certainly sang the Dombra to the end, but his end has come too soon.
20:55It was an end to the beginning.
20:57What's up, Peña?
20:58Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
21:01The pirate duo nearly went crazy over this young rascal's ponytail.
21:06But that ponytail is dangerous.
21:08It can get stuck at the bottom of the lake.
21:10Quick, some scissors, he's choking!
21:12I'll get it!
21:13Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
21:15I agree, my friend!
21:17We are possibly dealing with a professional.
21:19He spins the bowl to find the best place to break the water.
21:22But water is professional.
21:24What a beating he gave him!
21:27Pirate, can you sing me the one about Wendolín?
21:29I don't like Dombra.
21:33And now the Dombra!
21:38Too many songs for one dance floor.
21:40Especially for a dance floor with a slope of more than 50 degrees.
21:44This one's for you, cheetah!
21:46Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
21:48Cococo, cococo, cococo!
21:49Cococo, cococo!
21:52This Tarzan is having a bad time.
21:55As a man, he likes water.
21:56But like a monkey, he wants to avoid it at all costs.
21:58It's tough being an ape-man, isn't it, Tarzan?
22:01I'm so happy!
22:04Put down the harp, pirate!
22:07And pay attention to this cry.
22:08Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
22:11It is the cry of anguish of a woman who knows she has never had much luck.
22:15And she also senses that our reporter Pepe is now going to interview her.
22:19You're screwed, you're screwed!
22:21Oh my goodness, Pepe!
22:22How did you make her miserable if she was about to get it?
22:26Would you like to change that?
22:27Would you like your luck to change?
22:29Well, come to my caravan, girl.
22:31I've been warned that you're a hygienist.
22:34My philosophy is...
22:36Let yourself be carried away by the river of life!
22:39But push me now!
22:40Oh, Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
22:42Go, go, go!
22:44This philosopher has impressed the pirate duo with his words.
22:47Especially because he has been consistent with what he has said.
22:49He let himself go and landed like a champion.
22:52Drive carefully!
22:54Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
22:55Go, go, go!
22:56This girl has volunteered to show us what happens when you travel in a bowl too fast.
23:04Well, you get one of those blows that make history.
23:06Look danger in the face!
23:10Dombra, Dombra, Dombra!
23:11The kid tried, he tried to look danger in the face.
23:16But the bowl has decided that I should look at it with the back of my head
23:19But he fights until the last moment against the bowl
23:21And he loses, of course.
23:22You'll see, what am I getting into?
23:28There are contestants like this girl who have no faith in their abilities.
23:32And it does very well, the one you have to have faith in is the bowl
23:35He is the one who gives and takes away reasons
23:37Let's watch a little trash TV, man.
23:39Junior, is it true that you had a relationship with the presenter of Cuatro, Judith Masco?
23:44That is better than bread
23:46What? But I don't know her!
23:50Wow, he lied.
23:52You're a little liar, aren't you?
23:54I wish, Takeshi
23:55I'm sure that works because I swear I've never been with Judith Masco in my life.
23:59Well the group says otherwise, Junior
24:01Well, yes, I admit it.
24:03I've been with Judith Masco, but it was a dream
24:05That's a lie too, Junior.
24:09You're not telling us the whole truth.
24:11Takeshi, my back is starting to hurt.
24:13That's a lie, Junior.
24:14No, I swear, it's true, it hurts a lot.
24:16And I need to go to the bathroom
24:17Let's see what the machine says about that.
24:19Let's see...
24:21Oh, that's a lie too.
24:23No, Takeshi, I speak the truth and nothing but the truth.
24:26You've seen what happens to little liars, haven't you, Junior?
24:31I hope you learned your lesson.
24:32Hello, I am the son of the wind
24:37So put your ears in motion
24:39To the circuit!
24:40We are at the Hirohito circuit
24:42The mother of all tests
24:43Here the contestants meet with pinchos morunos
24:46Deadly mats, killer balls
24:48All very dangerous, let's go
24:49And to top it all off, an evil robot
24:51That runs along the top of the set
24:53And what if he reaches the goal?
24:54Before the contestant
24:56It will turn all your efforts into nothing
24:58That is to say, it has been ruthlessly eliminated.
25:00Although in this case it has not been necessary
25:02He has eliminated a good ball
25:03I'm sexy!
25:05There are contestants like this
25:06What do they think is that for daring to wear yellow shorts?
25:09They are already capable of anything
25:10And as anyone who has seen Beauty and the Beast knows
25:13Beauty is on the inside
25:15And if you are also quite clumsy
25:17As is our friend
25:18You'll most likely have a dramatic ending.
25:20The 4 logo has not hesitated
25:24He deserved to be eliminated
25:25You're screwed!
25:29Hello, Mom!
25:31And now we are going to see the strange case
25:33From Mecomo Toito
25:34A kid who's going to get hit
25:36Everywhere
25:37When we start it is given alone
25:38And we continue with a good stone throw
25:41He will skillfully dodge the Moorish spikes.
25:43But he takes too much momentum on the trampoline
25:45And it's a miracle I don't know how to snooka.
25:47It looks like it's going to dodge the 4 logo.
25:49But not
25:50Any other contestant at this point
25:52He would have already given up
25:54But he prefers to leave his shins on the seesaw of death
25:57And he runs happy and blissful
25:58To give him a good ball
26:00And he still doesn't give up
26:02But the most incredible thing of all
26:03It doesn't fall into the water.
26:06What will be this kid's secret?
26:08Well, just look at his face to find the answer.
26:10Hey Takeshi
26:13Where is the minibar?
26:14Do you know?
26:18I found it
26:19Okay guys
26:20Let's stop the nonsense
26:21And let's start with the nominations
26:23But Takeshi
26:25We just arrived
26:26Let's see
26:27You
26:28The boy Ivan
26:29Go talk to the supercorre
26:31I know if
26:34I'm ready
26:35Has Takeshi gone too far?
26:39I think he just got expelled.
26:40Well yes
26:42Let's see
26:43Other
26:43Junior
26:44Yourself
26:45To that corner
26:46Me too?
26:48Junior stops making faces
26:49And assumes the public's decision
26:51I don't want to be expelled
26:53I want to win the prize
26:55Junior has saved you
26:58Ninja Juancho has been expelled
27:00Lucky you, huh?
27:01People love me
27:02Pills
27:04Welcome to the Cudeiros show
27:06To the death with them
27:07Do you like my makeup?
27:09Oh, I didn't know he was recording.
27:11We are the matacudeiros
27:13Cudeiros!
27:17To the bridge!
27:21Welcome to the Cudeiros show
27:22A special program in which
27:24The Chinese Cudeiros and family
27:25They fall like flies
27:27We start with the pirate Cudeiro
27:29After his starting cry
27:31There's no need to explain where the nickname comes from.
27:33All together from home
27:34No!
27:35You have killed the pirate Cudeiro!
27:39That's what you want, amazorque!
27:41A very different Cudeiro enters the fray
27:43A man who would be happy
27:44If I knew Torrente's sister
27:46And agreed to marry him
27:48It's the Gañán Cudeiro
27:50An individual who can be criticized for many things
27:53Except your taste in choosing shirts
27:56Well, look at Gañán Cudeiro
27:57This is what we think of your shirt
27:59Take!
28:00Now kids!
28:01All together from home!
28:02No!
28:04You have killed the Gañán Cudeiro!
28:06Do you know what animal has it like that?
28:08I perceived myself!
28:09A really good joke
28:10But they are waiting for you on the bridge
28:11Run, pull!
28:12To the attack!
28:14And with all of you
28:15The only one
28:15The inimitable
28:16Chiquito Cudeiro
28:17Spectacular
28:21No matter how much I see your number
28:23It's just that I never get tired
28:24To Juan
28:24To Herr
28:25A Page
28:25To Gromenahue
28:27A classic
28:27This man is a classic
28:29It's a shame he's going to die soon.
28:31Yeah
28:31It's a shame
28:32Because he won't have time to sing that.
28:34Of the horses that come from Bonanza
28:36Nor the sinner of the prairie
28:37But we will be able to sing along with him.
28:39No!
28:40You've killed my little Cudeiro!
28:46And what is this one doing here now?
28:48Shut up, Junior, man
28:48What brings us food?
28:49At this time I have a craving
28:51That I no longer see
28:52But if you've eaten my sandwich before
28:53But that was unintentional.
28:55I didn't realize, Junior
28:56Takesi!
28:59What's happening?
29:00I have come to free you from the future of this program
29:03But we eat first, right?
29:04Takesi!
29:05Have you really not found a better fortune teller than this one?
29:07It's that Rappel charged us a fortune.
29:09Dish!
29:11Tell me what the future of this program will be.
29:13Be careful, man.
29:15That the devil shits the dishes
29:17What do you see?
29:18Dad, yes, I'm very impatient, huh?
29:20Phew!
29:21Things are very bad
29:22As?
29:24Let's see
29:24Let's see
29:25There are too many pieces
29:28Many
29:30This
29:32This only means one thing
29:34Well, putting it there
29:37Means
29:38That there are problems
29:39Complications
29:41Come on, it's going to cost me a fortune.
29:42Re-paste the silver now
29:43Junior, what do we do?
29:46Should we kill him or what?
29:48Or as the Japanese say
29:49Until yes
29:50If I have to choose
29:51I'm staying with Cuarto Milenio
29:53Where will it end?
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