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00:00Kid, stop eating! We're going to be in a bad mood!
00:04Panchito!
00:05Wow, you're really a pain! This kid is killing me!
00:08Are you sure this is a boy?
00:10Dad, he doesn't want us to go out in yellow humor! It's bad!
00:15Jump, my son!
00:18Wow, daddy, you almost killed me!
00:30Let's do it again!
00:32Run, jump here, you're going to be a palate!
00:35Yellow humor, come back now!
00:41But what do my eyes see!
00:43Isn't this a gang of beasts coming to destroy everything?
00:47That's right! It's a new Parents and Children special from Humor Amarillo!
00:51A new opportunity to see dad, mom, child, or girl united in a common cause!
00:56Because the family that sticks together, stays together!
01:00And above all, parents can leave their puppies with an unforgettable memory!
01:03Because there is nothing more rewarding in the world than your son or daughter looking you in the eyes and saying!
01:08Dad, Mom! When I grow up, I want to be a comedy contestant!
01:12And come with my son!
01:13Open up how's this going!
01:18Child!
01:21Stay still!
01:22Dad!
01:26Respect your elders!
01:29Dad, I'm studying! Don't hit me on the head!
01:31Come on, kid, what do you want?
01:33I already know what I want to be when I grow up!
01:35As?
01:35Hey, stop with that already.
01:39I already know what I want to be when I grow up!
01:42Well, perfect!
01:43Because this way I can test the machine I just invented!
01:45Come with me, my son!
01:47It's a wonderful machine!
01:49It's a machine that makes dreams come true!
01:54Tell the machine what you want to be when you grow up!
01:55Come on!
01:56I want to be a pilot!
01:58Phenomenal!
01:58Because that way I'll fly for free!
02:00Come on, tell it to the machine!
02:01Runs!
02:01Lady machine!
02:02Lady machine!
02:03Oh!
02:03I want to fly!
02:04I want to fly, lady machine!
02:06I want to be a pilot!
02:09Well, son!
02:10Your dream has come true!
02:12What's happening?
02:13This is not what I wanted!
02:15I wanted to be a pilot!
02:16This machine is a piece of shit!
02:18Let's see, you thought better of it.
02:19And be quiet for a while
02:20That now you have to do the flight practices
02:22Come on!
02:23Let's go up with him, guys!
02:25Come on!
02:27Come on, come on, come on, come on!
02:32Hey, son!
02:33I didn't tell you!
02:34But you're a warplane!
02:35No!
02:36Dad, please!
02:37Not war!
02:38You're going to traumatize me!
02:40I don't want to fly anymore!
02:41Flying sucks!
02:42Hey, be careful, eh!
02:44Don't hit me with the ball, animals!
02:46I'm a commercial flight!
02:47I'm not a warplane, really!
02:48Don't give me a fighter jet!
03:18What did he say on one occasion?
03:20A child is a gift from heaven!
03:22Or else, who do you think is going to pay your pension!
03:24The parents have shouted more than the children, where does it end?
03:29And now I'm going to ask a transcendental question, to which many of you probably still don't know the answer.
03:35Let's see, who knows what they want to be when they grow up...?
03:38I!
03:39I know!
03:40I know it, I do!
03:40Let's see you, the one in the t-shirt!
03:42When I grow up I want to be a clothing designer!
03:45Because I'm traumatized by these crappy t-shirts my dad wears and makes me wear too!
03:50What does the father respond to that?
03:52Then at home he sees his thing!
03:53You really look like Sicilians in those shirts, you bastards.
03:57Okay, another volunteer, let's see, who wants to talk?
03:59You!
03:59Let's see you, the one in pajamas.
04:01When I grow up, I want to be like my dad, who spends all day throwing away the sofa without doing anything, the lazy guy.
04:05But let's see what example you're setting for your daughter, my lord.
04:08The best!
04:09I am a model father!
04:10He certainly isn't a bad father, because he brought him yellow humor and not all fathers do that.
04:15Well, all that's left for me to say is the magic words that will make you all run away like headless chickens.
04:21Well, I'm going to send you all to hell right now!
04:28Hello, I'm Pepe's son.
04:30I told him I was coming and he ran away.
04:32So today I'm going to do your job here at Takeshi's castle.
04:35In the two letters he's written to me since I was born, Dad has told me that he's a very beloved character here at Humor Amarillo.
04:42Dear audience, I only ask one thing of you: treat me as you treat him.
04:46I'm the most unfortunate trick!
04:51That last one wasn't made of cardboard!
05:02To the bollazo!
05:03And the attack on the bollazo begins, especially parents and children.
05:07The children are those who ride on the backs of their parents, held with tape and glans.
05:11We say this in case there are any doubts.
05:12Yes, because although it would have been more fun if the children were giving their parents piggyback rides, it's also true that it would have been a bit crazy.
05:19And as we're seeing, the little ones are the ones in charge of grabbing the ball in their jaws, while their parents bear the brunt.
05:26Seeing these images, a question comes to mind.
05:29What's more disgusting? Picking up a sloppy bun in your mouth or a bun wrapped in sloppy plastic?
05:35Well, both are equally disgusting, but we put the plastic on not for hygiene, but so that they don't destroy the bun.
05:41And so that the drinks are not swallowed two by two.
05:43And speaking of food, we have to say that some parents, to ensure their children are motivated to pass the test, have been giving them no food since yesterday.
05:51You can tell those bad parents are the first to pass the test. We know what you've done!
05:56And just as there are cruel parents, there are also very stupid ones.
05:59They are the ones who have said, my son, I will not allow you to go several days without eating to win on a yellow Moor.
06:05If anyone has to stop eating in this house, it's me.
06:08And of course, now they're all fainting, on the verge of fainting.
06:12Waiting for her son to take the bun so she can take it away and eat it anxiously.
06:17In fact, we are told that we already have a father who has fainted due to canine hunger.
06:22Oh no, he didn't faint, the kid just dropped his bun.
06:25Well, there they get a few bacteria as a gift.
06:27And Mr. Cat and his son poison the kitten especially, because of course, dressing up like that only to be eliminated later...
06:32And there are fewer and fewer buns left, meaning almost all of them have already been classified.
06:36But let's look at some of the dramatic moments that are occurring among the laggards.
06:40Watch out, son, your bun is getting away!
06:42Hey, lady, don't bid!
06:43Well, your son should stop biting mine!
06:45Let's go, Laurita, we haven't made it, run.
06:47Wait, I'll help you, girl. I'm going to grab you by the neck like I'm Doña Rogelia.
06:52Eat, Mrs. Rogelia, eat!
06:54Son, help, I'm losing my helmet!
06:56Hey, put the bun down and put my helmet on, we're on TV, Mauricio!
07:00He will be miserable!
07:03Do you have it?
07:04Well, come on, I'll move forward.
07:07Wait, Dad, we left the bun!
07:09Have you got it yet? Have you got it? Have you got it? Well, let's go!
07:14And that beep announces that this woman is the last to qualify. The rest of us are eliminated.
07:18Oh, you creeps!
07:19Disappointed with your child?
07:20Well, I don't know, because I think I've lost it.
07:22If he has it on his back?
07:23Oh my goodness, he's not moving, how scared he was!
07:27Let's forget this bad experience and let it all out.
07:30Here, let it out! I'm going to stick something to this stick!
07:32Or someone! Me, for example! Come on, go for it! Go for it, don't be afraid!
07:35Oh, beast!
07:36And we arrive at the labyrinth of the Chinotaur Special Parents and Children.
07:53That is, the one who enters the maze to be hit is the father and the child climbs onto a platform.
07:58From which you can guide your father or enjoy the show.
08:01I will punish the bad children who haven't brushed their teeth!
08:06You have to wash them like this, from top to bottom!
08:09If you want to be like me, you have to eat vegetables, lawyers!
08:13I'll make you write 500 times! I'm a pig!
08:23To the maze!
08:26Daddy Mouse, I'm here!
08:29Boy, we are cats!
08:31Well now we'll find out who's right, whether the father or the son are cats or mice.
08:36Daddy, run away from danger! To the right! Not that way, you'll find them all!
08:43That's it, right, right!
08:45Well, everyone's on the right. On the other side! But listen to me, Daddy!
08:50It is clear that they have not resolved the dispute.
08:52The boy, like a good mouse, tries to get his father to flee from danger.
08:56And the father, who apparently believes he is a real cat,
08:58He does nothing but look for the bad guys to confront them.
09:01And it is precisely them, the bad guys, who are very clear about which species this mustachioed father belongs to.
09:07It's not a mouse, it's a lab rat they've been playing with.
09:12The child knows he's right, but that's it.
09:17I'm here, mommy, mommy, momuchi!
09:19How fast the daughter, right?
09:21Well, now we'll see if that's an advantage...
09:23...or an inconvenience.
09:25Run, Mom, whistle right, right, right!
09:26No, no, left, left, center, center, inside, left, right, right!
09:30Poor woman, what a girl this must be like at home, eh!
09:33Unbearable!
09:33You have a very good ear, Mom!
09:36Thank you, daughter!
09:38Little one, mommy!
09:40What a charming child I am!
09:42And next we'll see the participation of the Sobrasaba family.
09:46He, a six-year-old boy who kisses the ground his mother walks on.
09:49She, a woman dedicated to the education of her little one.
09:52That's why he brought it to Humor Amarillo.
09:54And attention, it seems they have captured the mother!
09:56Heaven and hell are going to give him the octopus in front of the child!
10:00No! Don't do that!
10:01You're going to traumatize the poor child! Don't do it!
10:04Well, I think the kid is having a great time.
10:06Well yes, he doesn't seem very traumatized, to be honest.
10:09In fact, I think he's thinking.
10:10What a pity I didn't bring my camera!
10:13Because the traumatized one is the mother.
10:16Come on, Daddy! Pass the test and you won't embarrass me anymore!
10:18And I'm going without deodorant, just so you know!
10:22It is true that in the bases of Humor Amarillo the contestants are told
10:25that they can come dressed however they want.
10:27But what this man has done to his son is unspeakable.
10:30It exceeds the limits of what is admissible.
10:32Daddy, I'm incapacitating you!
10:34Do you design your own t-shirts?
10:36Well yes, myself.
10:37Look, I throw them, I crush them and I tear off their sleeves.
10:40How does he do it, how does he do it?
10:41I crush them and tear off their sleeves.
10:43Shouldn't I try scissors?
10:44Yes, but they don't look as good.
10:45I'm just a working mufino, you know?
10:47Of course, of course!
10:48This man just revolutionized the world of fashion
10:51and if he doesn't like it, he rips off his sleeves.
10:53Daddy, show everyone you're not lazy! Come on!
10:57After the nap, daughter!
10:58As we have seen in the presentation,
11:00This man has been accused by his little one
11:02from spending all day lying around doing nothing.
11:04Of course, he walks with a calm, serene step.
11:07That's because the bad guys haven't seen him yet.
11:10Well, you just saw it!
11:11Come on! He's finding them all!
11:14And then the miracle happens.
11:16The girl who until now had only seen her father run
11:18When he goes to the bathroom he realizes that he is actually a normal father.
11:22And although it may seem incredible,
11:23We still have 105 parents left with their respective little beasts.
11:27There are children who look very much like their parents,
11:30but there are others instead...
11:31Is this your son?
11:33Well yes, it's my little Yoshino.
11:35Well, it seems that Yoshino has eaten his mother.
11:36Ah!
11:38My name is Gordo! Daddy, defend me! Daddy!
11:41Don't say those things to Yoshino, man!
11:45That is very sensitive!
11:46Kill Yoshino! Kill him! Kill!
11:49Daddy! I can keep it as a stuffed animal!
11:51Yes, but we are going to soften it up,
11:53that as a stuffed animal it is a little hard.
11:55Ah! Ah!
11:56Let the children come to me
12:00and to hell!
12:01They are dangerous!
12:03Ah!
12:03And we move around the map
12:33of a yellow monkey
12:34until reaching the dirty lagoon.
12:36Where is this thing waiting for us?
12:37The giant black bird!
12:41To the board!
12:43Come on, son!
12:46We are at the ironing board,
12:48a test in which children
12:49they put their lives in the hands of their parents.
12:51The father must push the board
12:52with enough strength
12:54so that it stops on the green arrow.
12:56If it falls short,
12:57the child will be food for the giant black bird.
13:00But if it goes too far...
13:01If it happens,
13:02the kid will discover
13:03why the board is shaped like a challenger.
13:08Wings, fly!
13:09And of course, there are always parents
13:10who do not assume their responsibility,
13:12as this one has done.
13:13Who completely ignored the kid,
13:15since he already knows how to swim.
13:16This is another insensitive one.
13:17Oh, daddy, you're lazy!
13:20I'm not going to make it!
13:21The monster is going to eat me!
13:22It was going to be your fault!
13:24Daddy, please do something!
13:26Please!
13:27Find a way to live!
13:28And since the father does not assume his responsibility,
13:31the giant black bird takes it on.
13:33For joy, evil dad's gory son!
13:36Keep your head high!
13:38Mr. Enriqueto Camaguasi
13:40has given good advice to his daughter Cosima.
13:42He knows that since children are stubborn by nature,
13:45the cabolo can serve as a counterweight
13:47in case of need.
13:48But he has not warned him
13:49If it goes into the water, lower the melon.
13:51Basically because the column
13:52she could end up in a mess.
13:54Thank goodness children are made of rubber.
13:56This mother is the complete opposite.
13:58Mrs. Tesuda Toito
13:59She is a woman who cares
14:01for the well-being of her little girl.
14:02He is currently living
14:04a great tension.
14:05Even the woman covers her mouth
14:07so as not to scream in anguish.
14:09Although the real anguish
14:10is what the girl feels
14:11when he sees approaching...
14:12The giant black bird!
14:15There has been no mercy.
14:16But there will be an interview.
14:18Your mom is having a terrible time!
14:19What do you have to say?
14:21That she is a fake aunt
14:22if he covered his mouth
14:23so that he wouldn't be seen laughing.
14:25How strong, Mrs. Tesuda!
14:26What do you have to answer?
14:27to these accusations?
14:29Is what your daughter says true?
14:30It's just that I have a very loud laugh.
14:33Wow, wow!
14:34I see you're a slut!
14:35Yes, but in quotes!
14:38Yes, the quotation marks too!
14:40You're ready!
14:41Go for it!
14:42Mr. Temiro Sudoku
14:44and his son are Real Madrid fans
14:45up to the hilt.
14:46In principle
14:47that would have nothing to do with it
14:48with this test.
14:49But Temiro is
14:50wants your little one
14:51be like Ronaldo.
14:52And of course,
14:52forces him to eat
14:53seven times a day.
14:54And in this test
14:55the weight
14:55yes it is important.
15:00Hold on tight, okay?
15:01Like a limpet!
15:02And the Yosudo family
15:03has been put
15:03his formal tracksuit.
15:05The father is very worried
15:06for aesthetics.
15:07Wear clean underwear!
15:08And of course,
15:09as they are not doing what they should be doing
15:10Well, what has to happen, happens.
15:13Yes indeed,
15:14Mr. Yosudo
15:15run to get out
15:15to his son from the water.
15:17So that it doesn't get messy
15:19the tracksuit, of course.
15:22Keep your mouth shut, baby!
15:23Mrs. Temita Teboi
15:25don't believe too much
15:26in their strength.
15:27In fact,
15:28if you have advised
15:28to his son
15:29to keep
15:29mouth closed
15:30It's not because the child talks a lot
15:32but so that water does not get in
15:33when it falls.
15:34Because she's sure of that.
15:36The child
15:36is going to go into the water.
15:41Yosudo!
15:41I told you
15:41shut your mouth!
15:43Come on, son!
15:45Concentration!
15:46This man
15:47has raised his son
15:48following the karate tradition.
15:50Focus!
15:51Focus!
15:52There is no pain!
15:53Big water, my friend!
15:55Well, the child
15:56has been made water.
15:57We are going to interview him
15:58let's see what he tells us.
16:01Don't tremble, son!
16:02Remember Bruce!
16:04Wow, what a character!
16:05Without months of preparation
16:06for this,
16:07to make this fool of yourself!
16:08Hey, it's freezing!
16:08the boy!
16:09Do something!
16:10Son, the heat
16:11comes from the inside!
16:12It seems to me that it doesn't make him
16:13much attention!
16:20Dad, dad!
16:21I already know what I want to be when I grow up!
16:23What do you want to be?
16:24Police!
16:25With that head
16:26that has
16:26I'm not surprised.
16:27Go on, throw it
16:27and tell it to the machine!
16:28Runs!
16:29Lady machine,
16:29lady machine!
16:30Oh, what a blow he gives me again!
16:31I want to be a police officer!
16:40I'm a scrawny thief!
16:42But I'm going to steal the King!
16:43Because there is no cop!
16:43Let's see, son,
16:51what are you going to do?
16:52He'll call the police.
16:53for him to come
16:54Now to stop the thief!
16:55The one who is dressed
16:56of fallera or what?
16:57It's happening inside
16:58a robbery!
16:58Come on, Junior!
16:59You're a police officer!
17:00Take action!
17:01Fast!
17:02Wow!
17:02How exciting!
17:04Go on, go on!
17:05What fun!
17:14Skinny thief!
17:17This is the police speaking!
17:19Salt!
17:20Come out with your hands up!
17:23Give up!
17:23Let's see, you bastard!
17:26There are people working here!
17:28Look, this is just to annoy!
17:29This is about to be tried
17:30take us to jail!
17:31Be careful, you're hurting me!
17:33Daddy, they're hitting me!
17:36Okay, okay, that's enough!
17:37Let it be a lesson to you, kid!
17:38Dedicate yourself to issuing traffic tickets!
17:40But don't bother us anymore, okay?
17:43This is a gift!
17:45Dad!
17:46I don't want to be a police officer!
17:47It hurts so much!
17:49It hurts so much!
17:51Are you tired?
17:51that your parents
17:52they tell you
17:52what you have
17:53to do?
17:54Would you like to be you?
17:55the one who will take command
17:56for once?
17:57Well, this is your test!
17:58Because here
17:59those who command
17:59They are the children
18:00thanks to his command
18:01from a distance, of course
18:02Oliver!
18:03Bengi!
18:04The wizards of the ball!
18:05Bengi!
18:06Oliver!
18:07Oops!
18:07I'm a football fan!
18:08I was wrong!
18:09You're going to shit yourselves,
18:11big shots!
18:13Son,
18:13take care of that tongue
18:14I can hear you!
18:15I told you
18:16that I love you very much,
18:17my son!
18:18Behave yourself!
18:19I'm going to put you
18:20the face upside down!
18:21I don't know what to say!
18:22This!
18:23Let's run, come on!
18:24And the race begins
18:25at breakneck speed
18:27Well,
18:28very dizzying
18:28it is not the truth
18:29but this is a moment
18:30perfect to see
18:31how relations are going
18:32among the kids
18:33and their parents
18:34For example,
18:35What if the lady
18:36in yellow
18:36does it hit the tires?
18:38Well, that his son
18:39look the other way
18:40Who is it?
18:41Daddy, daddy!
18:42Are you going to buy me the bike?
18:43No, not the bike, kid!
18:45Daughter,
18:45stop giving me the runaround
18:46I'm getting dizzy!
18:47What did I tell you?
18:50I'm not buying you the bike, joen!
18:51Well, here you go!
18:53This father
18:53not only has he lost
18:54the good relationship
18:55with his son
18:55has also stayed
18:56without glasses
18:57And the child
18:58does not even flinch
18:58Come on, mimi!
18:59Come on, take a step forward!
19:00Take a step forward!
19:01Nothing's wrong with me!
19:02Very good!
19:03How much cruelty
19:03does the child have?
19:04Instead, this mother
19:06he's having a great time
19:07No, the one who has a great time
19:09it's the child
19:10And after three quarters of an hour
19:12the contestants
19:13have already traveled
19:14halfway around the circuit
19:15And we have a family
19:16who is in the lead
19:18The yellow team
19:19is several lengths ahead
19:21over their rivals
19:22Above all, thank you.
19:22to the child's concentration
19:24What a serious gesture!
19:25What a professional!
19:27And if there is no catastrophe
19:28we already have a winner
19:29a winner in this case
19:31The yellow team
19:32move on to the next phase
19:33And the rest
19:34we can say
19:35that the only one who seems
19:36that has any chance
19:37it's the blue team
19:38The father
19:39who has already lost his glasses
19:40for denying his son a bike
19:41has learned the lesson
19:43He knows that now the child is in charge.
19:44The best thing you can do
19:45is to be quiet
19:46And cross the finish line
19:48But let's interview
19:50to some loser
19:51I just wanted
19:52that my son
19:52had a good time
19:53the truth
19:54Well, he did it.
19:55lady
19:56the kid
19:56he's splitting his chest
19:57Look at it!
19:59And after the massacre
19:59of cars
20:00remote-controlled
20:01We only have left
20:0253 families
20:03contestants
20:03Daddy!
20:04You're going to be very proud
20:05about me
20:06I'm going to do an interview
20:07in English
20:07Hello Mr. Foreigner!
20:09I'm going to ask him
20:10how old are you
20:11Come on, let's go there
20:12No, I only have one year.
20:15No, no, no, no, no, no
20:17You are insulting me
20:20of grace
20:21Listen without being rude, okay?
20:22What have you done to him?
20:23to my dad, a bad person?
20:27No, please
20:28that I am not a fire
20:30that the one that is very hot
20:31He is my father
20:32No, no, no, no, no
20:39No no
20:39No, no, no
20:43But before we go to the jackhammer, let's visit the bridge of misfortunes.
21:09Today we feel more like pirates than ever.
21:11And we're going to call you friends in Japanese.
21:19We're a little pathetic, aren't we?
21:21To the heart!
21:23Let's teach them a lesson, son!
21:25Whatever you say, daddy!
21:26Sir, don't touch my little thing.
21:28And his son Fermín comes dressed in wings they made themselves out of packing plastic.
21:33One of those that have little balls of air and that are a pleasure to pop.
21:36Daddy, they're laughing at us!
21:38I'll settle the score for you later!
21:40My goodness, what a character!
21:41Now I understand why it's called don't touch my thing.
21:44And the gentleman, don't touch me, has a very bad temper.
21:47Pay attention to the threatening glances the pirate duo is throwing at you.
21:50And the boys are just doing their job.
21:52Well, well, well, if looks could kill.
21:54Yes, I do understand you.
21:56Phew, the pirate duo made a mistake.
21:58They are terrified right now.
22:00If this man gets off the bridge, he's going to turn his head upside down.
22:03Wait, it seems to me that it will go down before time.
22:06But the Lord does not touch me, hold on.
22:08Although he's looking forward to the pirate duo, he's even more eager to pass the test.
22:12There will be time to get revenge for that big hit in Tolmelón later.
22:16Well, I'm noticing now that he's barefoot.
22:18What pretty feet you have, pirate!
22:21Don't distract him!
22:23Pirate, if you want, we'll cut your nails later!
22:25Or we'll paint them however you prefer!
22:28The Lord do not touch me.
22:29He can't stand these blows aimed at his morale and has collapsed.
22:33Baby, tell your dad we're here for whatever he needs, okay?
22:37Let bad people leave you, they are bad people!
22:40We are cudeiros!
22:41And pay close attention to this man, because his last name is Wasabi.
22:44But I assure you that he is the illegitimate son of the Chinese Cudeiro.
22:47That's what he told his little one.
22:49And he has come to humor amarillo to prove it.
22:51Because the child, from the moment he has a sovereign mind, wants to be a true cudeiro.
22:55Well, we found that out right away.
22:57Will he be a cudeiro or a fake?
22:59Moments of tension?
23:02But you're not dead, daddy.
23:04You got me, son!
23:05No! I'm not the Chinese cudeiro!
23:08Come on, come on!
23:09Go!
23:10Mr. Quintzaburo Dentaco and his son belong to a family accustomed to ridicule.
23:15He calls the Burgunis the Piñata family and worse.
23:19Although today they might call him Papa Trembleque.
23:22And pay attention, because Mr. Dentaco is about to achieve the ultimate misfortune.
23:26It will fall into the net, but the ball will stay on the bridge.
23:30Spectacular!
23:30And now the ball falls on him.
23:32And to top it all off, the pirate duo makes fun of their teeth.
23:36I'm going to give you a bite!
23:37I leave you as good as new!
23:38Do you love your father very much?
23:41Well yes.
23:41Give me a kiss, son!
23:43No, I didn't give you a kiss and then we got hooked.
23:46Incredible!
23:47What a way to kiss!
23:48Of course, they have to kiss like that, because if not, with those piñatas I would be in trouble.
23:53Right?
23:54Do you want a kiss?
23:55Come on, okay.
23:56But I'm not going to suck you off, okay?
23:58Well, a normal kiss is fine for me.
23:59One of those that have been around forever, here on the cheek.
24:03Oh!
24:04I've been bitten!
24:05And on top of that they left me drunk!
24:07Son, I'll do whatever it takes for you, really!
24:11That's very good, Mommy!
24:13Mrs. Jacoquinaba suffers from vertigo, but she climbed onto the bridge without fear, so that her son would be happy.
24:18Well, don't be afraid...
24:21But pirate, we haven't attacked you yet!
24:26We haven't thrown any balls at you!
24:28Don't waste your strength shouting, pirate!
24:31When we hit you hard, scream like crazy if you want, but there's no need to yet, pirate.
24:36Filter filler!
24:36What does it say there!
24:37Here comes the flying!
24:38No way!
24:41Well, well, this aunt is the saddest.
24:44It seems to me that Mrs. Coquinaba has not overcome her fear of heights.
24:48It's turning out to be a pretty pathetic performance.
24:50Now all he needs to do is ask them not to throw balls at him.
24:53Please, I ask you not to throw any more balls at me, okay?
24:56If it's not necessary, pirate!
24:57You're going to fall by yourself!
24:59Even the pirate duo has realized that their presence here is unnecessary.
25:03If all the contestants were like that, this show would be a bore.
25:07And pay attention, because it seems the lady is starting to walk.
25:10Which has caught the pirate duo completely off guard.
25:12And not only does she walk, now she runs.
25:15It's incredible, he's played a trick on us.
25:16And the pimples have just left, but they have passed the phase.
25:20Like the rest of the contestants who happily run in search of the jackhammer.
25:25And we're going to interview one of children's favorite pets, turtles.
25:29Hello, turtle ladies!
25:30Do you have anything to say to the children?
25:32Well no.
25:33But say something.
25:34Well no.
25:35Wow, it's true that turtles don't have much brain power.
25:38Hello!
25:39What does this cute little turtle tell me?
25:41This one doesn't even speak.
25:45Well, nothing, children.
25:46If you want a fun and friendly pet, get a dog!
25:51How funny I am, aren't I?
25:53Do you want to hug me?
25:57Relief!
25:58There are leeches!
25:59They're biting me in the nakazanes!
26:02Dad, dad!
26:03When I grow up I want to be a golf player.
26:04Okay, son.
26:05It's your last chance, huh?
26:06You're going to ruin my machine.
26:08Come on, throw it away and tell it to the machine.
26:09Lady Machine, do you want to play with Tiger Woods?
26:12Oh, what a blow!
26:12Can I have it again?
26:13Son, if I knew you were going to turn out like this, I'd get a vasectomy.
26:22Dad!
26:22What happened?
26:24Well, you're going to play with Tiger Woods, but you have to play the bootlicker.
26:27If you had studied law the way I wanted...
26:30Let's play, daddy!
26:31Let's play, come on!
26:32Look, it's your hole, son.
26:34I won't let you down, Dad.
26:35This time I promise to be the best golf ball the world has ever seen.
26:38Shut up, I'm going to kick you!
26:41Here I go!
26:42Dad!
26:43Dad!
26:43Dad, I'm getting dizzy!
26:45Shut up, kid, and roll a little!
26:47I'm doing well!
26:48It's going badly!
26:49Go left!
26:50To the left!
26:51Wait, son, don't worry, I'm on my way!
26:54I'm going to give you a blow, I'm going to turn your head around!
26:57I'm going to turn it upside down for you!
26:58Aunten I'll start it, how cool!
27:00And finally we arrive at the jackhammer!
27:03Let the first pirates enter!
27:05Hello, pirates!
27:09I wanted to say publicly that the yellow humor tailor is disgusting, because look at the hips he's given me.
27:14It looks like it's a size 56.
27:16Well, come on, let the contestants come in.
27:19Now, daddy!
27:20I don't see!
27:21He can't see!
27:22The lord's daughter, if I don't see your face, is also his guide dog.
27:26Yes, because Mr. Your Face sees less than Pepe Leches.
27:29And he's also colorblind, because we said he has to hit the red piece first.
27:33Well then, take a shot at the yellow one.
27:35And the girl fell to the ground.
27:37Daughter, daughter, where are you?
27:38I can't see you!
27:38Oh, there's Chucky!
27:40Well, daughter, when I count to three, you jump.
27:46Are you ready?
27:47Three!
27:48Well, this is what you call a family with coordination problems.
27:52They do have a great time, though.
27:54And now we are going to see how important the guidance of his father is for a child.
27:59The kid has been left in a critical situation.
28:02And what does your father do?
28:03Well, he bursts out laughing.
28:05As if he hadn't been the one who struck the hammer.
28:09Son, don't look at Pinky!
28:10Don't look at him!
28:13Don't look at him, I told you you're scared!
28:16This father is very concerned because his son is fascinated by Pinky's pink pajamas.
28:20You want one just like that, daddy!
28:23Say yes, pirate, say yes!
28:24The girl Enriqueta Cacajada came accompanied by her mother.
28:28Enriqueta is the typical happy girl who never loses her smile.
28:31Not even in the most difficult moments.
28:34Considering her mother is rather clumsy and is standing next to her with an XXL hammer, she should be terrified.
28:40But not her. She's happy even when she collapses.
28:43Never lose your smile.
28:45And pay attention because the moment we've been waiting for has arrived.
28:47Yes, it's them. I saw it in the bait.
28:50And the moment arrives, the moment when the girl will freeze for a few tenths of a second.
28:58Incredible. We'd ask them to do it again, but we know they won't be able to.
29:03Wonderful, pirates! You've been wonderful, wonderful!
29:07I'm going to give it to him, eh! I'm going to hit him with the hammer and I'm going to change him!
29:11But he's an idiot. He hit the scenery with a hammer. And then he threw his son out.
29:16I was decided in an interview.
29:17How is your father such a beast?
29:19Wait, we'd better ask Grandpa. What animal is his son, right?
29:23Well, yes, well, yes. It doesn't run in my family.
29:25I don't want to imagine what the discussions will be like.
29:28Well, look, my father was already like that. He once knocked out one of my teeth with a slap.
29:31Well, I'll leave you because the winners of today's contest are already running through the psychedelic tunnel and I want to see what Tani has to say.
29:38Boy, say hello.
29:41And this is a message for the children who are watching us.
29:44Please don't do this to your parents.
29:46And now we're all going to eat.
29:49Or as they say in Japanese, I'm thinking of having a child to come and compete in Humor Amarillo, just imagine.
29:54No.
29:55No.
29:55No.
29:56No.
29:56No.
29:56What is perfect.
29:56Thank you!
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