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00:01Today on Humor Amarillo you'll see things that will make you fall flat on your face.
00:07Very striking images that leave your heart in your throat.
00:13And of course, there will be plenty of silly ones too!
00:30From the Palace of Extreme Sports, located on the outskirts of Tres Cantos,
00:40We welcome you to a new edition of the Yellow Humor Awards.
00:44A new installment? But in the first edition.
00:46Ah, well, then, welcome to the first edition of the Humor Amarillo Awards!
00:51They're like the Oscars, but with punches.
00:54And we begin with the first nominees for Best Presenter at the Humor Amarillo Awards.
00:59Those who aspire to this golden cudeirín are General Tani,
01:02Director Takeshi Kitano,
01:04the pirate host Pinky Winky,
01:06and reporter Pepe Limiston, and the winner is...
01:09General Tani!
01:10Petra Fillas! An old monk, Shonin! He once told me,
01:13Prizes make a wise man vain, and if they are not cash, he is a loser!
01:21Thank you very much for this award, but the truth is that I am the only presenter who is really good.
01:25But let's look at today's other nominees. What award are you up for, darling?
01:28The one with the most ridiculous helmet!
01:30I don't know how, but I knew. And you?
01:32The one with the best crash on the Iraguito circuit!
01:34A big hit! Let's see a preview!
01:36You can tell I'm a smart girl, right?
02:03You have the prize in your pocket, Pintra Filla.
02:05And what category are you in?
02:07I'm aiming for the Cudellín Award for best costume design in a flying vampire movie.
02:13That category doesn't exist, Pintra Filla.
02:17And you, sir, what are you aiming for, dressed up like that?
02:20It looks like something out of Star Wars.
02:22I'm a firefighter, I'm not nominated, but I've come with my wife dressed in my full dress uniform.
02:27Well done, hottie! A round of applause for this nice guy!
02:33And I see that a board of four has also come.
02:36What are you nominated for?
02:37No way! I just came to look!
02:39Well, look at all you want.
02:40Oh, how nervous!
02:41And now I have to send you all...
02:43TO NOUGAT!
02:45Here it is, Casey. This is where they hide the yellow humor awards.
02:57Well, I don't see any prize here, Junior.
03:00Tack, Casey! My informants have assured me it's here.
03:03Right here!
03:05Look, Junior!
03:06What's that?
03:08Well, a button, don't you see? But it's a giant button.
03:10I've never seen such a big button in my entire life, Junior.
03:14There must be a secret door.
03:15Well, if the doorbell is like that, what must the door be like? Oh my! It must be huge.
03:19Let's open it, Takeshi!
03:20Are you crazy? Maybe the button gives electric shocks.
03:23Go on, hit it with the stick.
03:25Not working!
03:26Go for it again. Come on, go for it.
03:28Open up! Open up, secret door!
03:30Come on, abracadabra! Open up!
03:33I don't think it's a secret door.
03:35What do we do now, Takeshi?
03:37Long live as a race! Help! Aid!
03:40We weren't trying to steal the yellow humor awards!
03:42Well, Junior did try, but I didn't, I swear.
03:47Oh, Junior, I just remembered I have kidney stones.
03:51Takeshi! I've got an idea!
03:53Which?
03:53Sit down!
03:54Better, right?
03:55Hello, hello, hello, hello!
03:57I didn't win the award for best presenter, but I don't care. I'm used to these injustices.
04:03That's why I've decided to quit my job as a reporter and dedicate myself to magic.
04:07And I'm going to start right now with a trick that will leave you amazed.
04:10Give it up for my assistant, please!
04:12Okay, animal, here's a blank piece of paper. Now, please, set it on fire.
04:20Oh! Ta-da! There's no more paper! Magic potagia!
04:24You told me he was going to turn into a bunny! Liar!
04:27Hey, I think I'll stick with my reporting job, it's less dangerous!
04:32Potato!
04:34We look so handsome, don't we, guys?
04:37Were you all smiling, or not?
04:38I hope so, because this photo is for our fans, who are eager to hang us all on their walls.
04:44Do we have fans?
04:45Of course it is! Or does anyone doubt it? Does anyone doubt it?
04:49I doubt it!
04:51You'll never get anywhere with that attitude, you bastard. Let's make fools of ourselves!
04:55For our fans!
04:58To the gate!
04:59And we begin the Humor Amarillo Awards with the mega doors of panic.
05:04Doors full of traps, like nets that catch contestants, infected puddles,
05:08and especially the doors that are blocked, which no matter how much you knock on them, they do not open.
05:12And we're going to check it out right now.
05:15Look, that's a bricked-up door.
05:17It seems they didn't hear you.
05:18It's boarded up! Boarded up! It can't be opened, it's boarded up!
05:23Nothing, no case.
05:24We must warn that we will not be giving away any prizes in this test.
05:27We've only included it for one reason: we have too many nominees and we're going to get rid of a few.
05:33It's what's called natural selection. The weakest won't make it to the end of the megagates.
05:38And apparently, not even the strongest, because those in the lead are beginning to show the first signs of exhaustion.
05:44Which proves that in Humor Amarillo your physical condition doesn't matter. Just being a geek is enough.
05:48In this case, freaks with a flatulence, because they are already with their tongues on the floor.
05:52Despite this lamentable sporting spectacle, the contestants are already arriving at the flour pool.
05:59The pool where they'll have to catch the colorful balls, which are their ticket to continue on today's program.
06:05A moment in which some take advantage to launch their war cry.
06:08The mythical Yata.
06:12And thanks to slow motion, we can see the spectacular multi-colored snake advancing with a determined step and the occasional tumble.
06:19We can also see that this is very similar to the process of preparing croquettes.
06:24First, the contestants are thoroughly soaked, then covered in mud and then coated in flour.
06:29Some disgusting croquettes, really.
06:31Come on, I wouldn't eat a contestant now even for a million euros.
06:35And let's look at the story of a disappointment.
06:37That of a woman who is left without a colorful ball.
06:40I can still get it.
06:41I've been wanting to compete in Humor Amarillo for so long that they can't eliminate me at the first hour of change.
06:46They can't do this to me, they can't, I don't deserve this.
06:49Sorry, darling, you're out.
06:50No, look, I found the pink ball.
06:52Let's see, this is a message for the contestants.
06:55Don't hit the cameras, they are very expensive.
06:58A little respect, if not for those of us who work at Humor Amarillo, at least for the team.
07:01Wow! Never mind, they're wild.
07:04At least the contestants are going to help us explain one thing.
07:07The difference between happiness and fun.
07:10That was a silly blow, but happiness is what all these fools show, wallowing in the pool of flour.
07:15The happiness of those who have qualified.
07:17And this is the fun.
07:19This band is now eliminated.
07:21But how are they doing?
07:23It's a big party.
07:24And that little ball they just threw at the girl was the last one left.
07:28That is to say, with the paint job that marks the end of the test, we will have an official list of losers.
07:34And how do you feel about being eliminated?
07:35I'm recording myself.
07:36Of course, what do you think this microphone is for?
07:38Damn, I wanted to look pretty on TV.
07:41But she's so pretty, you even have a mustache.
07:43It hasn't come out again, but I did wax yesterday.
07:45I think it's made of clay.
07:46You say that to cheer me up, to take me to your caravan, you slob.
07:49You got me!
07:50Junior, are we going to say the Malvalling?
08:01Is Takeshi necessary?
08:02Yes, because otherwise I'll get bored, and that can't be.
08:04And what are we going to do?
08:05Look, when Tani comes in, we'll crush him and we'll take home the best presenter award.
08:08Shut up, he's already there!
08:10This is where the prize is taken!
08:11How strange, you rascals, this is!
08:13There you go, Takeshi has fallen into the trap.
08:16Die, Tani! Die!
08:17Die, traitor!
08:21I'll take your award for best presenter!
08:23Oh, Junior, I think something tasted bad!
08:25Shut up, Takeshi!
08:26I think I can hear Tani's bones creaking!
08:28It's my back that's creaking, you scoundrel!
08:30And let's see who wins the Cuderín de Oro in the zamburguesas.
08:34To the hamburger!
08:36I'm going for it!
08:37And the nominees for the golden zamburguerazo are...
08:39...Yoshiro Makawashi by...
08:41...Stomach crash.
08:43Does this one have a chance of taking it?
08:45Many!
08:46The next nominee is Laurita Oe for...
08:48...Sunk into misery.
08:50Well, more than in misery, in the mud.
08:52Akira Tocanagua is vying for the award with...
08:54...I almost killed myself, baby, I almost killed myself.
08:57Watch out, you almost killed yourself!
08:59Richie Martinsonagua is nominated for the hit titled...
09:02...One step forward, Maria.
09:04One step back.
09:05And pay attention, because now comes one of the favorites in all the pools...
09:09...Jackie Chan Rodríguez for his amazing Carata Muerte en humor amarillo.
09:15Spectacular!
09:15He is certainly a serious contender for the award.
09:18And the next nominee is Enriqueta Tao Tao, with the song Before Dead Than Simple.
09:23Enriqueta doesn't present a very spectacular shot, but this combination of butane-colored tights and a striped sweater...
09:29...gives the title a lot of possibilities.
09:31And this individual, whose name we won't even reveal, isn't going to take home the Golden Award, not by chance.
09:37He shows certain aptitudes, that's undeniable, but passing the test is not the way to win the prize.
09:41Taulfo Anisakis, on the other hand, can be taken away thanks to this spectacular print on his sweater.
09:47Well, on his jersey and on his chest.
09:48And after Lolitan and her hit called Silly Fall, we'll meet the winner of the golden book.
09:55And as the betting experts predicted, Jackie Chan Rodríguez is the one who wins the prize.
10:00As we can see in the replay, Jackie's shot was unbeatable.
10:04One of those executions that will go down in the history of yellow humor.
10:07But let's interview him.
10:08I'm so happy. I've worked hard to win this award.
10:11I gave it to my parents, to my girlfriend.
10:13Well, in general to everyone who told me I would never do anything important in life.
10:16They have been my inspiration.
10:18But you almost killed yourself.
10:19I know.
10:20You were so close.
10:21It was worth the effort.
10:23And we still have 111 nominees for the Yellow Humor Awards.
10:28And since this is just like the Oscars, we're now going to offer you a musical number.
10:33Whenever you want, animal.
10:34Let's go there!
10:35Follow the rhythm of the music, come on.
10:36Animal, please concentrate, you're dancing terribly!
10:52Move a funny little thing!
10:56The choreography was Yoyor's!
10:57And we come to the test.
11:24This is where everyone who spends their lives in arcades loves it.
11:28Yes, because who hasn't dreamed of getting inside a pinball machine?
11:31Not me, but that doesn't matter now.
11:33What matters is that we are going to choose...
11:35To the best pinball!
11:39Let's play pinball!
11:41Long live Arguiñano!
11:42And Trofilla sees you a little confused.
11:44That leaves you in the pot, you bastard!
11:46Take it!
11:46This poor guy has confused his dish and thinks he's on Carlos Arguiñano's show.
11:51Well, you must be very disoriented, because you would mistake this for a kitchen...
11:55And much more now.
11:56That?
11:57Cooking some squid in its ink or what?
12:00Hi!
12:01The first serious contender to win the golden cunirín is Pachito con agua.
12:05This Bilbao native from Tokyo offers us the number Más Fuerza Que Maña.
12:09Also known as Better Never Than Late.
12:12I threw it away on purpose, huh!
12:13For victory!
12:14The next nominee is named Yoshiro Nagasaki.
12:17And he is aiming for the prize with the play titled La Pelotita Vacilona.
12:21Yoshiro runs down the stairs like a madman, thinking he's thrown the ball too hard.
12:26What he doesn't count on is the bad vibes of the little ball.
12:28That after hesitating for a while he left him stranded.
12:31Lying in the mud!
12:32For Megaforras!
12:33Mr. Akira Rompetechos presents the issue No Sin Megaforras.
12:38Well, Akira has a good chance of winning the golden cunirín for best Pimbalazo.
12:43Not because of his fall, but because of the interview we're going to do with him next.
12:48Please, reporter Pepe Nibinston, come to the set of Pimbal Asesino as soon as possible.
12:52But take them off, glasses!
12:54Who are you?
12:54I'm Pepe.
12:55Hi, Pepe! I wanted some sunglasses, and now I have them.
12:57But you shouldn't see anything!
12:59Who are you?
13:00I'm Pepe from before.
13:01Pepe, I finally have sunglasses, how nice, huh?
13:03Go on, go home, Sofriki!
13:05Black Power!
13:06Guppi Yakuza, the next nominee for the Humor Amarillo Awards, does so with its performance of The Color Purple, 2007 version.
13:13Although in this case the Color Purple is a somewhat darker color.
13:17Dark and sticky.
13:19And attention, the ball is already falling.
13:22Guppi gets into position.
13:25And he did it!
13:26He managed to catch the ball!
13:28But the burning of the rest has gone all black.
13:31How happy I am!
13:33Shimura Kowayashi is a young man who considers himself happy, just for being nominated for the Humor Amarillo awards.
13:38In fact, I wanted to participate in this test just so I could put the bucket on my head.
13:43Well, look, in the end he didn't even manage to grab the ball or put his head in the bucket.
13:47How sad, really!
13:48Cachamiguetis!
13:50And the last nominal, Pimbolazo de Oro, is Satiako Sekura himself.
13:55He is the protagonist of the Japanese Torrent, a true idol in the land of the rising sun.
13:59Participate in Humor Amarillo with his latest creation, Torrente 15, Misión Sushi.
14:04A guaranteed huge hit with the public, but one that won't win any awards, at least not here.
14:09For now, as soon as he gets dirty, we're going to interview him.
14:13What is Torrente 15 about?
14:14Well, the same as the others.
14:16I was going to ask you if you could come to my caravan with some friends.
14:19Okay, yes, and we make a...
14:21Don't say it!
14:22And we left Pepe and Torrente getting along well to meet the winner of the Pimbolazo de Oro.
14:28Indeed, she is the protagonist of the purple performance.
14:32Please, how scary.
14:40Shouldn't we bury her any further, Junior?
14:41That's what a stone looks like!
14:42Did it work?
14:43Of course, Takeshi!
14:44Jump on it and see if it works.
14:46No, it was a joke.
14:47We can't fail, Junior.
14:48Don't worry.
14:49As soon as Tani crosses the mine, the best presenter award will be yours.
14:53Hey, how does Tani have this amazing car?
14:55I mean it.
14:57I have a Seat Panda and I earn much more than him, I suppose.
15:00Is the Seat Panda yours?
15:01Leave it to me, please, please.
15:03I'll leave it to you if the tampa works.
15:05Is everything ready, Junior?
15:06Perfectly done!
15:07Well, let's hide, so Tani doesn't get suspicious.
15:09Look, Takeshi, how bad we are.
15:14How cool is it to be a bad person, huh?
15:16Look, he probably can't see us here.
15:18Let's bend down.
15:19He came on a ship with a foreign name.
15:23Well, I'm going to collect the award for best presenter.
15:25Hey, I hope nothing happens to me.
15:32It took me a week.
15:41Oh, touch, yes! It hurts so much!
15:44Junior, I don't know if I laughed or cried.
15:47Because I think if I laugh, something will come out.
15:53Hello, guys!
15:54Hello, my friends!
15:55Let's play cards!
15:56No, I'm going to dance!
15:59I will survive!
16:01Shut up, shut up!
16:02Oh my goodness, since I took you out, you've become more of a pirate than I am!
16:05We are Takeshi's hands, and our mission is to annoy the contestants.
16:09And now we're going to move our fingers to greet those watching us at home.
16:13Hello! Hello, viewers! Hello!
16:17Well, after this sad spectacle, let's get to the point.
16:20Who will be the best card?
16:22Look, let's go with an easy one!
16:25If I have twelve pears, and I subtract four apples and one lemon, what do I have?
16:30Well, very easy, seven kiwis.
16:32But that doesn't make sense.
16:34Like almost everything on this show, I don't know what you're surprised about.
16:37This is a little more difficult, huh?
16:40One third, plus one third, plus one third, plus three, is...
16:45Anyone with a calculator would say four.
16:47But our contestants, since they don't have a calculator, throw themselves at all the cards they find in their path.
16:52And of course, someone gets it right.
16:55Specifically correct, number five.
16:57I'll make the rhyme easy, come on.
16:59Here the easy rhyme is only mine, eh?
17:01Come tell me, pirates, how much is the easy rhyme plus six?
17:04The typical complicated question, which makes some people uncomfortable.
17:08In fact, one of the henchmen has gone crazy and is running around the truck senselessly.
17:13Please, someone shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.
17:16And for now I have no winner, we have a moment of general stupefaction.
17:20And pay attention, because a contestant has thrown herself or fallen on the correct answer, eleven.
17:25In either case, she is the winner of the golden cudeirín.
17:28If that henchman lets him, he's a bad loser.
17:31But let's interview her, come on.
17:33I'm so happy.
17:35Shall we make the rhyme easy?
17:36Clear.
17:36Well, to my caravan.
17:37Oh no, I can see where you're going, thief.
17:40Woman, don't be like that.
17:41Well, respect me.
17:42Yes, I respect you.
17:43But he respects me by looking at my face.
18:07And although it may seem incredible, there are still 62 nominees for the Golden Cudeirín.
18:16This is dedicated to all those who say I don't have an actor inside me.
18:20Meet Pepe, the next Oscar winner.
18:23Pay attention to how it blows.
18:24Open your mouth, Pepe?
18:29Wow!
18:30Mouth open.
18:32Awesome.
18:33What should I open my mouth wider?
18:33Further?
18:34Even more so?
18:35Here it goes!
18:37Your mouth is wide open now, isn't it?
18:42It seems like he likes to eat cookies!
18:44Has anyone understood anything?
18:54Don't worry, Juanito Calvice, we'll bring you some contestants to eat now.
18:59Hey, have you given her some medication to cheer her up?
19:02It's very strange.
19:06Well no, I didn't bite his medication, because I took it myself.
19:11Long live the circuit!
19:13Hiroito Miltrofilla!
19:15To the circuit!
19:16Indeed, we are on the Hiroito circuit.
19:19Several tests in one.
19:21That the contestant will have to overcome before the robot running across the ceiling of the set reaches the finish line.
19:26And the first nominee on the circuit has taken a horse tranquilizer, which is why no blows were noticed.
19:33And the guy takes them all.
19:34He is the first contestant on the Hiroito circuit to receive four consecutive balls.
19:39But of course, it has the advantage that it neither feels nor suffers.
19:43The time has come. Take one, take two, and take three.
19:48More hits? It's impossible to take.
19:51Of course, with all the tranquilizers he's taken, he doesn't have the strength to play Tarzan.
19:55Certainly a serious contender for the Golden Cup for best circuit.
19:59Practice four.
20:04Wow, it seems that the executive of four has finally decided to participate.
20:08The flock of crows throws itself in his path as a sign of respect.
20:12For the same reason, the pedrolo falls prematurely.
20:15Of course, we have to warn you that the first ball you face is like the four logo, but with teeth.
20:20Well, the executive will either avoid him or throw herself into his arms in a gesture of love.
20:25Well, the four logo has been wiped out by the executive.
20:31Well, I'm going to have five, come on.
20:34Long live anxiolytics!
20:35This man can't stand the excitement of an awards ceremony, so he's decided to pop a box of tranquilizers.
20:41The first one is on the forehead, as they say, although it doesn't seem to have made a dent.
20:45I don't know, I notice he's a little sleepy.
20:47Not asleep, he's completely asleep.
20:52Sayonara, baby!
20:53And Luisa Conchagua is aiming for the gold medal with this version of Terminator: Rise of the Scales.
20:59Well, start with strength and power.
21:01He has sent a member of the crow gang to fry monkeys.
21:04And be careful with the pinchos morunos, because this one will either destroy them or eat them.
21:08Well, neither. Let's see, what's up with the four-person logo?
21:13It's going to be a fight to the death. Terminator versus the four-man logo.
21:18It's incredible, he dodged it. I thought he was going to crush him.
21:22The one who could end up crushed is Juanito Calvicie, if he's not careful.
21:26There is a small scuffle and Terminator falls into the water.
21:30But she hasn't broken anything. What Terminator is this?
21:33I don't know, let's ask him.
21:35Mrs. Terminator, are you coming to my trailer?
21:37That?
21:37Just kidding, you're ruining it for me.
21:40I don't know, I don't know it was a joke.
21:41By the way, I was going to ask you that...
21:43Hey, do you want to be my dad, Pepín?
21:45What does this girl say?
21:46Daughter, I should have asked Tani that, not this jerk.
21:49Madam, don't insult.
21:51Please, Petrafilla, cover yourself, cover yourself.
21:53Come on, very good, very good.
21:54And this is what happens when a contestant comes without a bra.
21:57These are the dangers of this program.
22:02And in fact, the crow gang won't stop until they get his kimono wet.
22:06They are all prepared, focused.
22:09And if the contestant hasn't slipped during that jump, she'll now receive the punishment of the four-point logo.
22:15Because even if it doesn't seem like it, this is a children's program.
22:18Put on your bra!
22:22It refreshes you!
22:23What a cool one!
22:25Now I'm going!
22:27This man named Antonio Kurosawa wants to take the golden cudeirín at all costs.
22:32And that's why he's been preparing for this test for several months.
22:35To start, he asked his family to throw stones at him every time he entered the house.
22:39Then he was at the amusement park practicing on the trampolines.
22:42He then asked his family to throw giant balls at him every time he came home.
22:46He then trained on the swings in the park below his house.
22:49He was a little less good at this, to be honest.
22:51Oh, and he also asked his family to throw three giant balls at him every time he came home.
22:56And when his family, fed up with throwing things at him, was about to send him to Friar Asparagus, he received the call from Humor Amarillo.
23:02And he said, let me talk to the vine and I'll go!
23:05I was ready. I finally knew I could win the Iruiti circuit.
23:10You're going to freak out with me, kids!
23:12Finally! It's her! The pathetic woman!
23:17Except for her clothing and her way of speaking, nothing suggests that this woman is going to put on the show we're about to see.
23:23You might think he's going to put it on the Moorish skewers.
23:26And it's true, he's going to put it on!
23:28In fact, he is actually on the verge of dismantling them.
23:31We should have put blades like I told you, and I wouldn't have done that.
23:35We might think that the little number is going to be given by the red ball.
23:38And almost, because he eats it with his butt.
23:41But the real show comes now. Pay attention!
23:46But the best thing is that this isn't over yet.
23:51Simply pathetic.
23:53That's why she's the winner of the Cudeirín de Oro award for best circuit.
23:56Because she's worth it.
23:57How did you do it?
23:59Well, look, I've just been myself.
24:01But you yourself are quite pathetic.
24:03Come on, shout your victory cry, come on.
24:05How are you?
24:09I felt a little ridiculous.
24:10A little late for that?
24:12Have you understood the plan, Junior?
24:14Perfectly, Takeshi.
24:15Repeat it to me.
24:16It will be when Yokohama sings.
24:18When Tani says the word Yokohama, the bomb will be triggered and will explode.
24:24Shut up, shut up. Here he comes, Junior. Shut up.
24:26Good afternoon, Piltrafillas.
24:28Hello, Tani. How are you?
24:30Hey, this is very nice, Piltrafillas.
24:31And where is the prize, by the way?
24:33What prize?
24:34The Cudeirín award for best presenter.
24:36You were going to give it to me now, weren't you?
24:37Yes, yes, it's true.
24:38The prize, Takeshi.
24:40You have to give him the prize.
24:41Let's do it quickly, Piltrafillas, my head hurts a lot.
24:44Now we give it to you, Tani.
24:45But first, sing us this song.
24:47Do it for your fans.
24:48Come on.
24:48No, Tani, no, no.
24:56That song doesn't say anything about Osaka.
24:58Oh no, Piltrafillas?
25:00That's true, you're right, I remember now.
25:05I sing so well, don't I, the one from Nagasaki?
25:08That is not Nagasaki.
25:09It's not Nagasaki, Tani, but it's the bomb.
25:12Ah!
25:12Three songs, I love you.
25:22Enough, enough, Tani, enough!
25:26Enough!
25:27It's not three songs either, Piltrafillas.
25:28Well, you sing it.
25:34That's right, it was Yokohama, you're right.
25:37And after this new attempt to finish off Tani,
25:40Let's see how the 15 contestants we have left end up.
25:42Takeshi, learn from Animal and Demi.
25:45We have put our differences aside and become friends.
25:48So friendly that now we are one person.
25:51Come on, let's eat, friend.
25:53Oops!
25:54Burn!
25:54Burn, friend!
25:55Water, please, water!
26:01How beautiful friendship is.
26:02You understand human beings, right?
26:06And we come to the last test of today's program.
26:08The legendary...
26:09Nakasone Canyons.
26:11And we feel so sorry for the contestants,
26:13Because if being hit by the ball is already hard,
26:16much more so when these two individuals throw them at you.
26:20Don't key it, guys!
26:22Insult the minimums, okay?
26:27Acazón!
26:28How beautiful it is to be alive!
26:29And the first nominee for the Golden Kudeirín for best shot is Koshima Katana,
26:34a woman who is so optimistic that she never loses her smile.
26:37In fact, their motto is, if you don't laugh it's worse.
26:40And let's see if he can keep his motto in the canyons of Nakasone.
26:44Well, I think he's laughing his head off.
26:48Well, it goes from panic to smile.
26:50I would say that when the balls hit, it seems like they tickle him.
26:54Well yes, the party is starting.
26:56Oh, how funny! What a shot! Oh, I'm laughing! How good!
26:59And in the end, it didn't fall because of the balls, but because of the convulsions of the trunk.
27:02I laughed a lot too!
27:04All with me! Up with the Chinese!
27:07And pay attention because the Chinese Cudeiro enters!
27:10We have been informed that he has suffered a heart attack and is in a somewhat delicate state of health.
27:14It is not advisable to leave with very strong impressions.
27:16Come on, Chinaman! You can do it! No! You didn't scare her!
27:21Suck on that, Cudeiro!
27:25Please don't call me a geek, okay?
27:28Well, it's worth calling you. And not just because of your looks, my friend,
27:31but also because of the information we have about you.
27:34They have passed us a note that says that when this man hears the word
27:38Bragananáutica runs away like a soul that the devil is after.
27:41Let's try it, come on. Braganautica!
27:44That's true, my goodness. What a way to run.
27:47This one doesn't need to be shot.
27:49Also, I don't think they can do it because it has the hilarious guy in the pink pajamas.
27:54Well, let's do something.
27:56If he manages to get back onto the bridge and retrieve the golden ball,
27:59we promise not to say the curse word again.
28:02Neither we, nor the henchmen.
28:04Don't say it, okay, you little pills?
28:06Okay, Tony, don't worry.
28:07And here comes the second golden ball.
28:09I'm sorry, I can't help myself. I have to say it.
28:12No! Don't do it! No!
28:13Yes, yes! Braganautics!
28:16Oh my goodness! This guy is coming out with a rocket.
28:18Well, it crashed before reaching its goal.
28:23Braganáutica! Braganáutica! Braganáutica!
28:26He deserves an interview.
28:28No, please, not an interview now, you'll kill me.
28:32Yes, to interview him, he's a 15-year-old freak.
28:35I don't know why it happens to me, but ever since I was little I hear that word and I run away.
28:40Ma'am, does the same thing happen to your son?
28:42No, the child has another word.
28:44With what word?
28:46He hears the word jockstrap and is shocked.
28:48What a family you have, lady!
28:50Tell me, I don't have to put up with it.
28:52For balls!
28:53And the latest contender for the Golden Cup for best shot is Eusebio Taquitos.
28:59Mr. Taquitos says he's not afraid of this test because he doesn't have a horse, but rather truck tires.
29:05Something we're going to check right now.
29:07It is significant that Mr. Taquitos does not cover his nacazones, sorry, his bearings, but his face.
29:14He's not afraid of a low blow, even though he's just been dealt one.
29:16Well, it seems that they have just left him trembling in what is called his hindquarters.
29:20Despite the intense pain he must be feeling, he still has the strength to hold the golden ball in his groin.
29:26And the bearings thing must be true, because it's been redone.
29:29Well, now we'll see if it's really been remade or if it's broken.
29:32There goes Mr. Taquitos again.
29:34And no, the blow has been too terrible.
29:38Give him some ointment, he's going to need it!
29:40But Mr. Taquitos' suffering has its reward.
29:43He deservedly won the award for best shot.
29:46Or as they say in Japanese, he won the prize, but he killed himself.
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