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00:00Today, on Humor Amarillo Replacement, 4 has decided to broadcast an episode of the legendary Mazinger Z series.
00:10This way we can remember those times from our childhood. Enjoy!
00:18Dr. Hell is going to attack the city!
00:20And what do you want me to do?
00:22No, but since I'm Junior Kabuto, I have to get into action with my robot.
00:25Should I buy a robot yet?
00:26Yes, it's a giant robot to defend the world, it's called Mazinger Z. Come in, robot!
00:31Look, Takeshi, haven't you ever seen anything? It doesn't matter!
00:34Of course not.
00:35Here it is, the most powerful super robot in the universe!
00:40Junior, I told you not to go to that bazaar again. They've ripped you off again. These are my epirros disguised in cardboard boxes.
00:46Wait, wait, Takeshi! Look at this, look, pay attention! Transformation!
00:56Mazinger Z. Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z!
01:04Yeah!
01:05Much better now, of course. Go on, Mazinger, go fight Dr. Hell, run!
01:10Mazinger Z. Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z! Mazinger Z! The mythical, the one and only, the unrivaled!
01:15But he's still a baby, isn't he?
01:17Yes, look, his first teeth have just come out.
01:20I'm a little far away, Junior. You're going to have to get on the line.
01:23You'll see, the autogun for giant robberies is going to cost you a fortune.
01:28It's almost better that we're back broadcasting comedy. Enjoy!
01:32Let the professional teams pass!
01:57Today in Humor Amarillo we have a competition for professionals.
02:01They compete against nightclub bouncers, paranormal investigators, former child actors, and many more jobs.
02:07The winning profession will be named the best profession in the world according to Humor Amarillo.
02:11But let's meet some of the teams!
02:13Pay up, we'll keep an eye on this!
02:15Delinquent collectors!
02:18Strap in, we have an express shipment!
02:20Express Messengers!
02:21Let's do the play that will blow everyone's mind, come on!
02:25Guadalajara Globetrotters!
02:26Buy Jewish groceries! Unbeatable prices!
02:32We're going to win!
02:33Real Madrid players!
02:35Oh, how bad we are!
02:36We'll get to know the other professions later, but now the show begins.
02:40Come here, girls!
02:42At Humor Amarillo we always like to do everything in a big way.
02:46And there you have firecrackers and doves.
02:48There's no program that can match this. Well, maybe the search engine, but that one is unbeatable.
02:52And there you can read, the final test will be on the volcano island.
02:57You may not understand this now, but wait a minute and you'll be amazed.
03:01Of course!
03:02Stop walking!
03:04Already!
03:04Between the chips I always wanted to have an honest job, but it wasn't to be and I ended up working in television.
03:10But seeing you guys I think it was for the best.
03:13Right?
03:15The old Shaolin monk told me that work kills the donkey, but not the master.
03:19So prepare to die.
03:20The war of the professions is here today!
03:30Hello, hello, hello! Today I want to help all those who find their work stress-reducing.
03:35The solution is very simple.
03:37You have to come to this sanctuary lost in the forest.
03:40You will immediately notice a great improvement.
03:42The next thing you have to do is ring this bell.
03:46Its tinkling brings an immediate ecstasy of happiness to those who hear it.
03:49Oh, how good I feel!
03:51Then contemplate the stillness and solitude in the forest and your stress will be gone.
03:56Although if this is not enough, you can continue ringing the bell.
03:59What a pleasure! How good it feels to ring this bell!
04:02I'm a new man! I have no more problems and nothing hurts!
04:06If some people try to sleep, man!
04:12Today we're launching a new quiz called What Are You, Angel or Devil?
04:15If you are an angel, you will pass the test and go to heaven.
04:18On the other hand, if you are a devil, we will eliminate you without mercy for being evil.
04:21By the way, Pinky, what is it, angel or devil?
04:24Of course! I'm a pirate angel!
04:27I'm a bacon of love!
04:28Let's see, those who want to go to heaven, you have to cross that lake, get to that little bell and ring it.
04:33My goodness, how handsome I am dressed like this!
04:35Today I'm going out in this costume and I say sure!
04:39I'm a working cow!
04:41What horns you have, pirate cow!
04:42This cow worked as the image of a famous brand of sliced cheeses.
04:47The wild parties he threw made him lose his job and also made him fail the test.
04:53I was a star when I was little! I swear, right?
04:56And here comes one from the profession of former child actors.
04:59She was a superstar in her childhood. She appeared in a series called Hamburguerceria de Guardia.
05:05He played the little boy, who was a real devil, and that's why he'll never be able to get to heaven.
05:10Oh, Burger King! I used to laugh so hard at that show!
05:14If you think your shopping will be a freebie, ultramarine is Cudeiro!
05:17And this is the shopkeeper Cudeiro, who runs this grocery store with his family.
05:22Although competition from large retailers has hurt them greatly, they have survived.
05:26What they won't survive is today's show, because...
05:29The shopkeeper Cudeiro has already kicked the bucket!
05:32I already have an angelic joy!
05:35This girl belongs to the profession of rude teleoperators.
05:38Those who, when you call to complain because your internet isn't working, treat you terribly.
05:42But she has a secret, her hysterical voice.
05:45No one can hold it for more than a minute and they all end up hanging up.
05:48She's a bad woman, so she's going to hell!
05:51My job is to extort, steal and kill!
05:55Wow, this guy works for the Japanese mafia. He's a yakuza.
05:58And as everyone knows, mobsters always go to heaven.
06:01Yes, because if they don't go to heaven, tomorrow we'll find a horse's head in our bed.
06:07Look at it! It's actually a piece of bread!
06:09Your packages will never arrive late!
06:12This kid works as an express courier.
06:14Even though he doesn't have a van and delivers packages by speed, he has never been late with a delivery.
06:19He has managed to deliver millions of packages to their destination, but in the most important delivery, in which he had to get himself to the finish line, he failed.
06:26You're not going to laugh!
06:28And pay attention to this guy because his profession is unfunny comedian.
06:32Are we going to see it?
06:33Wow, I thought it was really funny!
06:35Wait until you see the interview and tell me.
06:39Can you do something funny?
06:40Imitate him, imitate him! He does it very well! It's an imitation of him!
06:44You're coming to my caravan!
06:46Wow, I'm laughing my head off with you guys! Come on, let's all do it at once!
06:48You're coming to my caravan!
06:51My goodness, how funny you are!
07:03And according to the map, the next stop is burgers.
07:08To the Zamburger!
07:10I was Mr. Almería in '76!
07:13And we started the burgers with a man who made his living going to beauty pageants.
07:17In the final for the title of Mr. Spain he did not win, but he did manage to become Mr. Photogenic.
07:23This is a player from the Guadalajara Globetrotters.
07:26And even if he doesn't have a basketball at hand, he always puts on a show.
07:29Hey, this is the one from the team of unfunny comedians from before.
07:32For God's sake, cut her off before she tells a joke.
07:36Do you know that one about a Spaniard, an Englishman and an Italian?
07:39And here comes one of the team of gossip show hosts!
07:42How strong, how strong!
07:44What an exclusive we have!
07:45What a belly you just got!
07:47And pay attention, because this man belongs to the team of former child actors.
07:51If his face sounds familiar, you'll know why right now.
07:53Well yes, I acted after class, yes.
07:56He was one of the protagonists, one of the kids in the gang.
07:59I still fondly remember that moment when I kissed the zapataki on the lips.
08:03And the series was good for her and real life was good for her too.
08:06Look, you don't even believe that, Zapataki, I couldn't even have made it up myself.
08:09Pay or try my tape!
08:11One of the debt collectors.
08:13This is what happens to those who don't pay their debts.
08:16Yes, exactly what she just did to herself.
08:19And this is from the profession of crazy inventors.
08:22He invented the flying shoe, but it never worked very well.
08:26This cow worked as an actress.
08:28He appeared in advertisements for a Swiss chocolate brand.
08:31But because of her obsession with showing off her work wherever she went, she ended up being kicked out.
08:34Although we won't kick her out of this program, because she continues competing alongside 80 other professionals of all kinds and backgrounds.
08:40Hello! Many of you might be wondering, what's it like to be a tabloid reporter?
08:45Well, come with me and you'll see.
08:47I always have to be on the ball, waiting for the news to break so I can get the first images.
08:53Risking my life so people can know the truth.
08:56Oh! A contestant just fell!
08:59Oh! Another one going into the water!
09:00Let's interview them! What happened?!
09:03Why did you throw me into the water, you wretch?
09:06And while those two angry contestants drown Pepe, we move to Hirohito's circuit.
09:12A test that isn't a test. It's like five or six tests in one.
09:16Or almost seven.
09:17Maybe eight.
09:18Come on, let's leave it at nine and that's it.
09:19I'm a municipal police officer!
09:21Well, let's see if you can get me out of a fine, you scamp. Let's get to the circuit!
09:25Wow, how the aliens attack the girl, don't they?
09:27This police officer fined these aliens' flying saucer for double parking.
09:32They told her that at one point they were unloading, but the girl didn't waive the fine and of course, the ETS got angry.
09:37But I don't remember municipal police officers wearing those uniforms.
09:41Yes, they've changed them. They're wearing a lot of protection because the streets have been very dangerous lately.
09:46What if it's dangerous, do they throw giant balls at you that, if they hit you, it hurts you?
09:51Come on, not to mention the bald guys who scream at you and scare you so badly you'll be knocked out.
09:55This municipal police force knows that maintaining law and order is tough.
09:59But he never thought it would hurt as much as that blow he just took.
10:02I have a hot dog stand!
10:05This kid belongs to the team of fast food restaurant workers.
10:09Did you come with your sausages hanging for luck?
10:12Wow, now I'm getting a bad feeling!
10:14Let's see if when you're done you can make us a special hot dog with ketchup, mustard, and onion.
10:18Well, I think we're going to have to order a pizza.
10:20With pepperoni, what do you think?
10:23Attention!
10:23My goodness, my trafficker, you are fearsome!
10:25Yes I am!
10:26Well then, off to the big circuit!
10:28Well, this debt collector looks pretty strong, doesn't it?
10:31Well, you just realized that it's all a facade.
10:34Dear friends, if you owe money, they send a guy like this to you, completely ignore him,
10:38who is a puppet, doesn't know karate, doesn't have a black belt, and has never seen a Bruce Lee movie.
10:43Suppose I tell you that the other day he went to collect from a defaulter, and the defaulter got tough,
10:47and ended up taking all the money he had?
10:50It's like the bill collector in a tailcoat.
10:51They put that costume on him and think that's enough to make him scary.
10:53Maybe the guy will follow you and pester you to pay.
10:57Pay me, pay me!
10:59But don't pay attention to him, the guy has a limit, then he gets tired and goes into the water all by himself.
11:04You can't complain anymore that we give each other advice for everyday life, right?
11:07With these little hands I draw you!
11:11I read a lot of graffiti!
11:12This kid is competing to defend the profession of comic book artist.
11:16He's currently working on a comic book.
11:17So he's a cartoonist who greatly respected the real history of Spain and did extensive research to achieve greater realism.
11:23The images in your stories ultimately help you pass the test.
11:26Thank you, mask warrior! And thank you, Catholic Kings!
11:30At the disco, it only happens...
11:33What I say, what's up?
11:34Hey, guys! This is the bouncer who didn't let us in at the club the other day.
11:39Put an end to that disgrace, come on!
11:41Come on! You'll see how he'll let us through next time, even if we look more like aliens.
11:46Look! I'm carrying 500 euro bills in my helmet.
11:49Pull, rigachón, pull!
11:50This man is a stockbroker. A profession that, as you can see, pays a lot.
11:55But of course, just as stocks go up and make you rich, they can also go down and ruin you in an instant.
12:00This broker knows this. That's why he's one of those who spends all day shouting.
12:04Sell!
12:05Sell! Sell! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Buys! Sell! Sell!
12:11And of course, they're annoying, always saying the same thing: they're hitting him with a giant ball to see if he'll shut up once and for all.
12:16As you can see, money does not bring happiness.
12:18This man is rich and sad.
12:20Zombies, on the other hand, are poor, but very happy.
12:24Hey, isn't being a stockbroker a very boring profession?
12:27No, no, no, not at all. It's a lot of fun. Look, this is what I do when I make a lot of money.
12:33Pay attention, there it is. Here it goes.
12:35But do it at once!
12:38Isn't that cool!
12:39A little more and it leaves you in the nose, I'm miserable!
12:42And remember, kids. Being a broker can make you a lot of money, but it's a very risky profession.
12:48Just a sample. And now we have to go to the commercial for a moment.
12:51But we'll be right back. Don't change!
12:54Mitrafinya, I'm sure you've often dreamed of having a water gun as cool as this one.
12:59Well, stop dreaming, because now it can be yours for just 107 euros and 6 cents.
13:03And now everyone with me!
13:05Buy a child-sized water gun now!
13:08He took out Tani!
13:09A Marvel's water gun does not comply with European Union toy safety regulations.
13:14But it doesn't matter!
13:14Hey, stop shooting, you bastards! You're being cruel! Poor me!
13:20Look what I have here, Takeshi! A detonator!
13:23No, thanks, I already have several at home.
13:26Takeshi, Tani should be killed for advertising and making a fortune without us!
13:30I'll give you a demonstration.
13:32Look, I pull this lever, like the coyote did, and then the dynamite will explode.
13:36Here it goes!
13:36Junior, you're crazy!
13:39Be careful, the detonators are loaded by the devil!
13:41Don't play with these things, man!
13:43But I do control!
13:44No, we always end up receiving it.
13:46This time it will be different!
13:48Well, go ahead, plant the dynamite at Tani's house, he'll remember it.
13:51Announcing water pistols...
13:53Wait, I'll give you another demonstration!
13:55Look, what power, eh!
13:56Don't give him any more!
13:58Because?
13:59We must respect the environment.
14:01No, it was a joke!
14:04Come on, do it again, I like your style.
14:06Take it!
14:10Avalanche! Avalanche, Takeshi!
14:12Stop staring at the rocks and run, you fool!
14:14I'm petrified with fear!
14:17Well, see you later, Junior, see you later!
14:18This is nature's punishment for misbehaving!
14:22Junior, one question, are you a masochist or just dumb?
14:24Because you have to stay there in the middle, you idiot.
14:27And the next destination where the different professions will be measured is...
14:31Spring rolls!
14:33Let's get on with it!
14:36I'm Fluffler!
14:37Fluffler? What's that profession? I don't know it.
14:40Well, look it up in the dictionary and you'll know.
14:42Let's see, Fluffler...
14:44Oh! Oh my goodness! What a peculiar job!
14:49I tried my tapas!
14:51This kid works as a kitchen assistant.
14:53He dreams of being like Ferran Adrià, although he still has many challenges ahead of him.
14:59My move, you see? Finger-licking good!
15:02One of the Guadalajara Globetrotters, who makes a living putting on Basque shows.
15:06Well, come on, let's see that fantastic juggling act he has prepared for us.
15:11But that's unfortunate, this is boring.
15:14But what kind of spectacle is this?
15:16Gosh, don't be too hard on him. Everyone makes a living as best they can.
15:19Although the truth is that this one is quite sad.
15:22A moment when they tell me that Pepe is interviewing one of the Ultramarino Escudeiro team.
15:27What a shame, my goodness!
15:35Come on! Come on, come on!
15:39Shoot to die, you bore!
15:41How well I sing!
15:42And as night fell on the yellow humor studios, the waiter Cudeiro launched himself into overcoming the rolls and the sun hit him on the head, which stayed there.
15:52No, the young man Cudeiro is dead! Ultramarino Escudeiro is eliminated!
15:55I'll do it for my sister!
15:57This girl belongs to the team of former children's actors.
16:00In his childhood he formed an artistic partnership with his sister.
16:03They were Pili and Mili.
16:04But success caused them to argue and never speak to each other again.
16:07Today he wants to make peace with his sister.
16:09That's why he'll give it his all to pass the test.
16:12Come on, Mili! Tell your sister that everything is over!
16:14That's it!
16:17The one who is ugly tax is going to find out!
16:19This good man is a tax inspector.
16:22That's why many will now be rejoicing at the blow he just took.
16:26Although it will be his turn to laugh in the next statement.
16:29I went, Miss, I'm back at 95!
16:30One of the Miss and Mr. Beauty team.
16:33People who earn a living humbly, going from contest to contest.
16:36This girl has worked hard to get where she is.
16:39Look at how he parades, how he walks on the rolls.
16:42And you will know how well he holds his own in such a complicated situation.
16:45He even knows how to march backwards.
16:47Come on, she has everything to be a top.
16:49No, it's missing something.
16:51It lacks that magic touch that the big model has.
16:54Poor thing!
16:55Can it still be presented to my wet shirt?
16:57No, I don't want to go there, please.
16:59I'm going to organize a beauty pageant in my caravan.
17:02No, I'm not interested.
17:03Because that one can win a good prize.
17:05Well, because I'm sure I'll end up parading in my underwear, and I don't like that at all.
17:09And we can't finish the spring rolls without remembering the extraordinary death of the waiter Cudeiro.
17:15He always had a smile for all his clients.
17:17Let's hope he can find another job in heaven.
17:20But the ones who still have jobs are these 62 professionals who head off in the middle of the night to a new test.
17:26I found a guy who sold me some sausages at a very good price.
17:30And I thought, well, I'll come here to the countryside, make a bonfire, and cook them on the barbecue.
17:34Look how good they look.
17:36They are top quality, he told me.
17:37They're a little worn and such.
17:39But I eat it all.
17:40Come on, I'll light the fire.
17:42You know?
17:43I always carry some matches with me in case a girl asks me for a light.
17:46So I can talk to her.
17:53Look how quickly the dry leaves catch fire.
17:56Wow, this dinner is going to be so delicious!
17:58Fire, fire, fire!
17:59Red alert!
17:59We have to turn it off!
18:01Calling all available units!
18:03Bring on the helicopters!
18:05Raise your hand if you want to take a ball to the face in the Nakasone Canyons!
18:27To the point!
18:28I don't want to!
18:30And with us we have a municipal police officer who, if you look closely, has come with her canary,
18:34the one he carries on his shoulder.
18:36But how does the crazy woman do that?
18:37If you hit her with a ball, okay, fine, well, she asked for it.
18:41But if the canary takes him away, the poor thing who has done nothing, that would be inhumane.
18:45Don't worry.
18:46Today, the space pirates are in charge of the cannon.
18:49They will try not to hurt the animal, that is, the canary.
18:51The space pirates are very, very angry with this municipal police.
18:56And so?
18:57I'll explain.
18:58The other day the pirates threw a party at their house that lasted until the early hours of the morning.
19:02The neighbors complained and called the police.
19:05And it was precisely this municipal police force that gave them a hard time.
19:09Of course, the pirates had to cut the party short and they got very angry.
19:12And that's why they're unleashing it where it hurts the most.
19:15Poor municipal police officer, they're leaving his ass like a lollipop.
19:19These pirates are very spiteful.
19:21And until they give it back, they don't stop.
19:23No, stop, stop.
19:24I'll let you throw parties, all you want.
19:26But they show no mercy to the pirates, because for them there is nothing worse than having a party interrupted.
19:34If there is a ghost, I will find it.
19:37Pay attention to this chicken, because his job is not very common.
19:40He is a paranormal researcher.
19:42I mean, ghost hunter.
19:44But today the roles have been reversed and it is the ghosts who are going to hunt him down.
19:49My goodness, how are they leaving him?
19:50So they can say that ghosts aren't dangerous.
19:53Hey, what does this guy who's also carrying a canary on his shoulder mean?
19:57The thing is, canaries are the only animals that can see ghosts.
20:01When they see one, they start singing.
20:03That's why paranormal researchers use them as assistants.
20:06And that's why canaries sing.
20:08You just made that up, didn't you?
20:09No, no, I saw it the other day on Cuarto Milenio.
20:12Or in Here's Tomato, I don't remember.
20:14Oh my goodness, the ghostbuster just turned into a ghost after that hit.
20:18Come, Ghostbusters! Come to me!
20:20My goodness, they've given me at least one cavity.
20:24There are some defaulters here and I'm going to settle accounts with them.
20:28This kid, who almost had a heart attack, is a debt collector.
20:33And he's coming for the pirates who owe the rent for the last two years.
20:37Mind you, if I were one of the pirates I would be scared stiff.
20:41Well, I'd be super happy.
20:43Come here, I'll pay your rent again!
20:46I'll give it to you again, ready!
20:47Where is the money?
20:48This is the one that is a salary, man.
20:50So you're the owner of the apartment and you sent this guy to collect it, right?
20:55Well, the man is not going to pay me for that.
20:57What if instead of hitting him with sticks you were going to let the pirates go?
21:00I'm Ivan Campos!
21:02Attention, because this contestant is from the team of former Real Madrid players.
21:06People who were once in the Olympus of the Football Gods, but now make a living coaching children's teams.
21:12Who doesn't remember Iván Campos?
21:14That bearing, that class, those punches.
21:16And all of that is being demonstrated again now.
21:18My goodness, how he moves on the bridge.
21:20It's reminding me of his best plays at Real Madrid.
21:23Well, seeing him in action right now, I don't understand why he doesn't stay at Real Madrid.
21:27The truth is that it doesn't clash much with what they have there now.
21:30A little saying for Ivan.
21:32The pirates are from Barça.
21:33Damn, he heard that and got the shakes.
21:36Look how bad he's feeling.
21:37He fears for his life!
21:39I don't know about his life, but for his famous teeth he should be worried.
21:42Because the balls go straight to that part of their anatomy.
21:47Hey, do you know what the zoom button on the camera is for?
21:50Well, I have no idea, really.
21:51Should I squeeze it?
21:52Well, come on, let's see, let's see what happens.
21:55Let's see, zoom back.
21:56Wow, this is so cool!
21:58Oh my goodness, I really liked it!
21:59Can I keep giving him a little bit?
22:01Yes, go on, go on, go on.
22:02And now I'm going to zoom in.
22:04Come on, zoom forward!
22:06Wow, how cool!
22:07Hey, come on, finish this loser and leave him alone.
22:10Well, the coup de grace was very good.
22:12I see here in the macarons!
22:14I see!
22:14Ivan runs to the infirmary.
22:16Tell me your private life!
22:18This girl's profession is high risk.
22:20She is a gossip reporter.
22:22He goes with a microphone and a camera behind the celebrities to get a few miserable statements.
22:27She is prepared for anything.
22:29He has received shouts, threats, and blows from many celebrities who were angry because he was stalking them.
22:33Among the popular characters she followed are the pirates, who remember that moment when this girl asked them if they were having a relationship.
22:42That's why pirates are going after her with all their might.
22:44They don't like it when people dig into their private lives because then they find a report of white ants judging their past.
22:50She resists because she thinks that if she manages to pass the test, she might become the celebrity gossip columnist on Ana Rosa's show.
22:57And that's already a big deal.
22:59Yes, reporter, yes. I see your promotion almost done.
23:01I think that's it.
23:05So, let's run and discuss the heart with Ana Rosa.
23:08Please don't waste the lives of human beings.
23:11It's dawn in the yellow humor studio.
23:14We've been working for more than 24 hours, but I'm not complaining, because there are professions much tougher than mine.
23:19For example, the one we are going to see next, undertaker.
23:22This poor man gets up at 6 in the morning to dig graves.
23:26It's a low-paying job that leaves him with a broken back, but he loves it.
23:30Let's talk to this worker.
23:32Oh, be careful, this is full of potholes.
23:34Excuse me, Mr. Gravedigger, can I ask you a few questions?
23:37Of course it is.
23:38Can you tell us roughly what your wonderful profession entails?
23:44Tell us.
23:44Well, look, I take a port, I throw it in the hole and then I bury it, what do you think?
23:51And the new day leads to different professions, surfing on the ironing board.
23:57Let's surf!
23:59I'm an orchestra singer!
24:00Next time there's a festival in your town, take a good look at the singer, because it might be this guy.
24:06He has spent his entire life traveling around Spain from festival to festival.
24:09When the people in the town didn't like the way he sang, they threw him off the stage and he fixed it.
24:14Dial one if you need help!
24:16Wow, another one from the team of rude teleoperators.
24:19Well, look, I'm going to dial two because I want you to get really screwed.
24:23Poor thing, you're so cruel, her eyelids are stuck to her eyes and I can't open them.
24:29Eating vegetables is very healthy!
24:31This man belongs to the profession of subsidized farmers.
24:35Thanks to subsidies, he can survive this hard work.
24:38So we also wanted to help you and we are going to give you our own grant.
24:43Mucha Jontas will help you.
24:44Jump!
24:46Okay, that's not exactly what you were supposed to do, Mucha Jontas.
24:49Look, now the poor guy's lettuce leaf is wet.
24:54Collect!
24:55Yes, to collect, debt collector.
24:57Come on, run and collect!
24:59See how fast you got paid?
25:00You've taken what's yours and done nothing.
25:03But let's talk to him.
25:04As punishment, do 500 push-ups, come on.
25:06One, ten, three hundred, four hundred, fifteen, four hundred, ninety-eight, five hundred.
25:11That's it, come on, leave it.
25:17Because it counts terribly, otherwise I'll die.
25:23Light!
25:24I have a message that I can't wait for!
25:27This man is an express messenger and has a very important message for the viewers of yellow humor.
25:32Come on, what do they put in the message?
25:34Wait, what's the message?
25:36Says...
25:36The contestants who have passed all of today's tests will have to face one last challenge...
25:41On the volcano island!
25:43So this one is not going to go.
25:46No, I don't think so.
25:50Look how it burns...
25:51Have!
25:53This is Jaime Cantichano, a famous celebrity gossip show host.
25:57That he is not known for his good taste in clothes, nor for his talent for competing.
26:01I'm going to record a psychophony!
26:03Another paranormal researcher.
26:05He brought a small recorder with him because he's sure there's a ghost in this test.
26:10Let's listen to that psychophony, come on.
26:11Don't go to the volcano island, you'll die, don't go, I'm warning you.
26:15Please, this place is full of people who died in yellow humor, we have no more room here, we're like sardines without a can.
26:22It was a warning for this man, but Nacho, who has thus passed the test.
26:26And together with 30 other professionals he heads towards the mysterious volcano island.
26:30Viltrofillas, an old monk once told me,
26:34Love exciting and you, come on board, we're expecting you.
26:45They think they are on vacation at sea.
26:47Look, the clubs there have written before, no matter what happens on Volcano Island, we love you, Tani.
26:53I love you too, Viltrofillas, I love you too.
26:58Pay attention to who has reached the final.
27:00The unfunny comedians.
27:02No, no, please don't imitate Pepe again, it makes me want to cry.
27:07And now I just want you to finish before the volcano erupts, let's get going!
27:14And the final test arrives, the mega doors of the volcano island.
27:17I'm here, how fast I am, my goodness.
27:19No one has ever passed through these doors.
27:21We'll see which profession is the best in the world.
27:23The little samurai is ready to stop all the contestants and Tani is going to say...
27:28To the gate!
27:30I'm a drummer in a rock band!
27:32This character represents the profession of rock musicians.
27:35His group is called Big Hit in Little Japan.
27:38He and his heifers just got a big blow.
27:41What a rhythm I have, please!
27:43Oh, help me!
27:44Where is the fire?
27:47I'm running like crazy!
27:48Come on, I'm going!
27:49This jumper, as you may have guessed, is a firefighter.
27:52All I can say is that if my house ever burns down with me in it, I hope it's not this firefighter who's going to save me.
28:01I'm a children's entertainer!
28:02This kid dresses up as fun characters to liven up children's parties.
28:08And even though it may not seem like it, kids are laughing at him because he dances like crazy.
28:11This girl is a reporter for Heart Programs.
28:15And there is someone who is eagerly awaiting him.
28:18The little samurai!
28:19The reporter approached him on the street and asked if his coffee bean mess was true.
28:24The little samurai was annoyed by this question.
28:26More than anything because it was true.
28:28And now he is going to consummate his revenge.
28:31Here you go, Caponso, you wretched, gossipy girl!
28:34I'm the fastest waiter in the world!
28:36This kid, as you might have guessed from his apron and because he said so himself, is a waiter.
28:40Hey, waiter, you forgot your order in the kitchen!
28:43You're running without a tray!
28:45If I have a memory of orders, my goodness, I forget everything!
28:48Come on, I'll keep going!
28:49Hey, I'm going to get it, kid, because you're the last contestant left.
28:53This is the paranormal researcher who ignored the warnings of psychophony.
28:57If he had listened, he would not have been dislocated.
29:00I don't know why people record psychophonies, because then they ignore them.
29:04Of course, if the ghost told you so, don't go there, you'll get a big fall!
29:07And the guy requires the island to eat doors.
29:10And all the contestants have been eliminated.
29:13So the conclusion is that the best profession in the world is not having a profession, doing nothing at all.
29:19Now we have to say goodbye.
29:20All that remains to be said is that Volcano Island is a perfect place to enjoy your vacation.
29:25Check with your carrier for current offers.
29:28Or as the Japanese say, they'll put Mazinger Z back on, because I'm dying to see it.
29:34Thank you!
29:37Thank you!
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