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00:00Oh, Mario! What's on today?
00:02Are there hamburgers?
00:04Of course, and what zamburguesas?
00:05You're going to get excited and want to dance, just like I'm doing, John.
00:09And is there Chinotauro too?
00:10Oh, one of the best I remember.
00:12Wow, I'm already in the mood to dance too, look!
00:14So I'm back in Pulp Fiction, and there's a new test.
00:17What are you telling me?
00:19Today is a special day. Come on, Pinky, dance too.
00:22Of course, there's always someone who spoils the party.
00:25It's time for Yellow Humor!
00:28As Takeshi said, today's program is very special because...
00:32It's our last show!
00:33Yes, the ratings haven't been great, but hey, we had a good time and we're happy.
00:40Hey, what are we going to say that it's a joke?
00:42There's a spectator there who's about to jump out the window.
00:44What a joke, what a joke, don't jump, it was one of those good-natured jokes.
00:49Vile Trafillas, an old Solin monk once told me that it's only a fool to enter a contest that has no prize!
00:54Did you understand?
00:56Yes or no!
00:58Well if you understand, I don't know what you're doing here.
01:00But let's see, whoever wants to be interviewed, raise your hand!
01:03Come on!
01:04Me, I was interviewing me! Come on, me, me!
01:06Let's see, I haven't heard!
01:08Me, bore, me, I want to talk to you!
01:10Let's see, I saw an older man over there.
01:12Well, a little old man, his uncle has come to compete.
01:15Hello, Grandpa!
01:16It's just that I'm quite youthful.
01:18Did you know?
01:19You can die!
01:20Well, our time comes for all of us and that's it.
01:23For what I have left at the convent, let's enjoy it, shall we?
01:27Well, nothing, good luck.
01:28Hey, a cortado and a long coffee.
01:30What a joke!
01:31How did you come as a knight?
01:33Anything else?
01:34What do you mean I do more?
01:35Some croissants or something?
01:37Oh, you want to bring me some croissants to go with it.
01:40What a joke!
01:40I was playing along with the joke, on you too, General.
01:43Oh, bleep, bleep!
01:44What desire do you have left?
01:45Now, shut up!
01:46Shut your big mouth!
01:47Okay, okay.
01:48And here we have a girl who wants to earn something to pay for her orthodontics.
01:52There, Larda!
01:53To pay for my orthodontics I want the money.
01:54What a bunch of punches, my daughter!
01:56What a mouth!
01:57They have style, don't they?
01:58I leave the one I kiss without a tongue.
02:01Well, give Pepe a kiss from me.
02:03Okay?
02:04Of course, I'll give it to him from you, pirate.
02:07And now, my friends, let's get down to business!
02:12Hello everyone!
02:14With this gesture I wanted to say to everyone, everyone.
02:16Well here is this fake door.
02:18He who doesn't know even if it's a lie is very stupid.
02:20Although it is so well done that anyone would be confused.
02:23And even if you try to open it, you can't.
02:25Look, I'll try.
02:26I try and nothing, nothing.
02:27It doesn't open, it doesn't open.
02:28Of course, it's a lie.
02:29Like the ones the coyote painted for the roadrunner to punch.
02:32And although Pepe hasn't said it, this is...
02:35The Little Wall of China!
02:37Oh, we have a presenter who does everything except present, huh?
02:41Well, if he continues like this, he has a great future in television.
02:45And we go to the contestants who throw themselves in an avalanche against the wall.
02:48But today I feel like adding a little spice to this test.
02:52Well there you have a shot of male asses.
02:54Each one more unpleasant than the last.
02:56I didn't mean that exactly, but oh well.
02:59That's a Dr. House fan.
03:00Because in Japan they also watch House.
03:02And although they confuse him with Wilson, because for them all Westerners are equal.
03:07And taking advantage of the fact that someone has pressed the slow motion button again,
03:10We have to comment on what just came out on the label.
03:13The fact that?
03:14Let's see if we can read the labels, we make them for a reason.
03:17It's just that I read, text messages on my cell phone and little else.
03:21What a young man, that is.
03:23Well, today we're launching a program on Humor Amarillo, Tani's diary.
03:27Come on, what's it about?
03:28It's a secret, but you'll see.
03:30Come on, tell me.
03:31No.
03:31Tell me about it.
03:32No.
03:33What if I give you a lollipop and a flask?
03:35Uh, no.
03:36Come on, let's get to the test that you won't even let me comment on.
03:38In short, for what there is to comment on,
03:40a kid who is being a bit clever while playing catch-up.
03:43That's not pushing, it's squeezing.
03:45And there we have a batch of contestants who have passed the test.
03:48And now, please, children, turn off the TV,
03:51because we are going to see something live that is a bit more for adults.
03:54A threesome!
03:55There they are, no one is clear.
03:57But they're trying, huh?
03:59Yes, they put winning on him.
04:00And the girl, tired, abandons the trio and leaves the guys to their fate.
04:04But let's talk to one of the marginalized people who hasn't passed yet.
04:09Come on, kid!
04:10Give it a good smack, come on, nobody's hit it yet!
04:14Well, very well, thank you very much.
04:18And the test ends, which means these contestants are eliminated.
04:22Yes, it's Juanito, who wants to have a bald head as shiny as Mr. Proper's.
04:42Yes, it's Paco, who wants to have hair as beautiful as Nuria Roca's.
04:46And yes, it's a map that shows us which test we're heading to, the Chilotaurus Labyrinth.
04:54These cartoons explain what the next phase consists of.
04:58The drawings explain it to us because we are tired of explaining it already.
05:02And who doesn't know the rules of the labyrinth at this point?
05:05Well, for example, this contestant, pay close attention to him.
05:10The first thing the guy does is meet Paco Peluca.
05:13And then he runs off and does a double twist to jump into the water.
05:17We don't know what test he was playing, but he certainly wasn't playing the maze.
05:21And this girl is Paco Peluca's cousin, so she's connected.
05:26The girl goes straight to see her cousin, who, so as not to make it too obvious that he is family, follows her.
05:31But when Paco grabs her, he says, "Run away, cousin, I'm going to let you pass the test, run, go, run."
05:36But the cousin, who doesn't have many lights, goes straight into the water.
05:40Even with a plug, he can't pass the test.
05:42This contestant is celebrating his victory before the start.
05:45He runs into Paco, slips and falls, and finally falls to the ground into the water.
05:52A complete victory.
05:55This guy is wearing double head protection, his helmet and his lucky scarf.
05:59Look how funny, from here the handkerchief moves and it looks like it's his big ears.
06:03And the handkerchief brings her a lot of luck, because they've already caught her.
06:07He plays a little tag and the guy escapes.
06:10And when the guy thought he had passed the test, he notices hands on his butt holding him.
06:15Juanito says, come on, let go of the handkerchief, it's going to get you.
06:18And then they take off his other protection, the helmet, but the kid wants to die killing.
06:22And sends Juanito into the water.
06:25My goodness, Juanito should have his physical shape checked, huh?
06:28And above all, her style, that above all.
06:31The next kid says that Paco and Juanito don't scare him.
06:35Who has faced much more dangerous people.
06:37Wow, as soon as he heard the scream, he shit himself.
06:43If the contestants on Humor Amarillo are like politicians, you shouldn't believe anything they say.
06:48This lady says to Tani Guapo.
06:50And then he finishes.
06:51Oh, if I were 20 years younger, what I would do to you.
06:54Go with the lady, she's a smart one.
06:56You don't know for sure if she's smart.
06:57Pay attention.
06:58But well, that's no longer clever, it's deceitful, sneaky, and corrupt.
07:06It sounds like a pollen that passed the test!
07:08I don't like these contestants who take oaths in vain, you know?
07:13Man, he's a loser, but he's given Juanito such a great body in the face that he's left him with amnesia.
07:17Now Juanito doesn't know if he's Koyak or Jules Briner.
07:21I said it was a noisy pollen and I passed!
07:23But you haven't made it, loser.
07:25Narrowly?
07:26What do you mean, just barely? That's how you ended up at the beginning?
07:28For a hairdresser!
07:29For a bald Juanito!
07:32Less slamming the door, royal, eh?
07:34He's left with a stupid face, he's left with a big house, that big.
07:39This girl has a bad habit of losing.
07:41And for her that is a problem, because she always loses at everything.
07:44Yes, the girl never wins anything, not even in the sure-win scratch cards.
07:48And in the labyrinth, of course, it's not going to be any different.
07:51And of course, when the water falls he gets angry, and how does he show his terrible anger?
07:56In a horrifying way.
08:00Throwing down the gauntlet to those two?
08:02Well, I could have thrown his helmet at him.
08:04This contestant has a rocket up his ass.
08:06It's going fast, but we don't know where.
08:09And he jumps straight into the water to see if he can turn off the rocket.
08:13And this woman taught us a beautiful lesson.
08:16The best way to win at yellow humor is to cheat.
08:19And the number of contestants is on the way to extinction, falling to 93.
08:23Run, the wolf is coming, run, he'll catch you!
08:25We have to scare them so they'll run and get a nice shot, because they're very lazy.
08:30Come on, I'm going to keep giving them a hard time.
08:31The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming!
08:34And with that manly look, the burgers begin.
08:37One of our viewers' favorite tests.
08:41And right now you can see why it's a favorite.
08:43Well, because of that and because the contestants enjoy a relaxing soak in the jacuzzi.
08:48This girl has pulled her pants up as high as she could.
08:51He has inherited the Julián Muñoz style.
08:52And a bit of Esther Williams in the water.
08:55Attention fellow Surfers TV fans, this contestant is dedicated to you.
09:00You won't complain, will you? It's a good punch for zapping.
09:03Well, actually, almost all of them are valid, because if not, take a look at this one.
09:07He's found a good zamburguesa and instead of moving forward, he searches for the sauce until he finds it.
09:13This one put it in fifth gear as soon as he left.
09:16And fifth gear, as everyone knows, is for highways and motorways, not for hamburgers.
09:20It was also a music show in which Penélope Cruz appeared.
09:24Well, this girl has nothing to envy Penelope.
09:26Well, what he does have is a slight pain in his back that he's going to have to get checked out.
09:31Paqués and Mario, who are happily eating their bowls of rice, ask us to interview her.
09:36What is your name?
09:37My name is Evita.
09:38Avoid?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Avoid Dynamite?
09:41No, Evita Marujita, because I really like gossip.
09:44Look at Evita, how nice.
09:46Evita, do you want me to be your Adam?
09:48I'm not going to give up on your face, I don't like apples.
09:50Come on, get out of here!
09:51There are contestants who, although they say they come ready to win, what they want is to give themselves
09:56a swim in the legendary scallop lake.
10:00And there are other contestants who come to show off their newly purchased sunglasses.
10:05And the zamburgers are something they can't handle.
10:08It's all the same to him.
10:08Wow, the nougat!
10:13But daughter, don't fall yet, you haven't even started.
10:16Come on, we don't have all day.
10:18Come on, come on, give it to me or I'll give it to you.
10:20Runs!
10:21Come on!
10:24The girl recovers and runs with her hair in the wind.
10:27Is there anyone who thinks after what they've seen that they're going to pass the test?
10:31I don't think she herself thought so.
10:34And pay attention to the next model.
10:36Wear your socks over your pants!
10:39It's an idea he's had and he thinks it's going to be a hit.
10:42Well, from now on everyone will have to wear their socks outside.
10:45I think it's super ridiculous.
10:46This girl is the sister of the previous one, the one who wore her pants under her armpits.
10:50The thing is, this one doesn't wear them that high, just above the belly button.
10:54And thanks to that, he passes the test.
10:56Marita, they've gone crazy, so we're going to repeat it just for their eyes.
11:00Well, for your eyes and for the eyes of millions of viewers who watch us.
11:04So many? Millions?
11:05And I with this hair.
11:06Hello, I'm your little friend Pinky Winky and you may remember me from some dark room.
11:25Well now I'm going to present the hand of God.
11:26I'm going to throw you the ball and you better catch it, lay down.
11:30Today in the hand of God we have changed the surface.
11:35Before it was mud, now it's a huge puddle.
11:37It's more or less the same, the same bacteria, the same filth and the same blows.
11:42This contestant wears special glasses that allow him to see where the ball will land.
11:45Another thing is whether he is skilled enough to pick it up, which he is not.
11:50This girl is a little lazy about everything, she's just very lazy.
11:53And when he has to go for the ball he thinks, wow, how far away it is.
11:56I jump into the puddle, it's very nice.
11:58Here we have a black belt karateka.
12:00Well, that's at least uniform, because no one believes that he's a black belt.
12:05And on top of that he doesn't quite understand that the ball sees that catching it in the air,
12:08that when it falls you are already eliminated.
12:10And this kid is a great volleyball player.
12:14As he will now demonstrate, although it has been of no use to him in this test.
12:18Takeshi can't believe there are such simple contestants.
12:22Well, listen to this one, he's a very renowned pianist.
12:25She has super fine hands.
12:29Well, his fingers have bent downwards.
12:31But you should have used gloves, kid, because now you'll never be able to play the piano again.
12:34This girl does wear gloves, and white ones at that.
12:37Although they are of little use to him, apart from leaving them lost.
12:41And here we have the grandmother from the beginning, wearing a very fashionable tracksuit.
12:45It's just that grandma likes to be fashionable, she likes to take care of herself, to exercise.
12:48He's quite the metrosexual.
12:50And even though he lost, the least he deserves is a good interview.
12:55I've been asked to give you a good interview.
12:57And that's what I'm going to do, so please give me a good interview, grandpa.
13:02I am not metrosexual.
13:04I'm a mesexual!
13:07This girl wants to attract the ball with her screams.
13:13But the ball doesn't understand languages, so it has ignored it.
13:16Pinky liked this contestant, so she threw the ball almost to the spot.
13:21But he's so useless that he doesn't even pick it up, although you have to return the favor now, handsome.
13:27And the girl in the immaculate white suit is going to understand a great truth.
13:31To catch the ball, you have to close your arms before it passes.
13:34If not, there's nothing to do.
13:37And this contestant is used to taking things in the air.
13:40Since his girlfriend kicked him out of the house and threw all his belongings out the window.
13:43And we're left with a replay of the spectacular moment when a contestant thought he was playing volleyball instead of the Hand of God.
13:50The remaining 53 contestants are heading to the next test.
13:56Come on, let's get to it! Let's get to it!
13:58Hey, Tani, Tani, Tani! What's up?
14:00I was looking forward to doing a crossover with you.
14:02When two famous characters get together, like Superman and Batman.
14:05Yes, yes, I know what a crossover is, freak, I know.
14:09Well, I had thought about it to increase the audience.
14:11So together we'll set off the audience meters.
14:13Look, I'm going to tell you something, Pepito.
14:15Here the one who raises the audience is me.
14:17Nothing but me.
14:19Me too, me too.
14:20No, not you.
14:21But look, let's take a picture to remember this wonderful moment.
14:24Hit the camera, Manolo!
14:25Potato!
14:27And brothers Chino and Chano present us with today's new test.
14:31A Chinese man flew over the quota's nest.
14:33The mechanics have their thing.
14:34The contestant dresses as a bird and takes flight.
14:37And he takes the balls thrown at him by the brothers Chino and Chano.
14:40Her mission is to pick up that bunny and take it to her babies, who are very hungry.
14:45If he doesn't get it, we'll blow a jet of compressed air into his face and he'll be home.
14:48This contestant identifies with the test because he is a father and also has to feed his children.
14:54Well, if you feed them as well as you just did in the test, they must be very hungry.
14:59The next contestant believes he is a real bird and flaps his wings like one.
15:04Someone should tell him that it's the cables holding him up that make him fly, not his wings.
15:08And he is so convinced that he is a bird that he manages to pass the test.
15:12Although poor bunny, they're going to leave him lukewarm.
15:15This woman uses her wings for something else, to cover her face and avoid getting hit by balls.
15:21And she's more worried about that than about getting food to the birds.
15:25And of course, that's how it goes.
15:28And the Chino Chano brothers celebrate their victory, although it is not known what they are celebrating because they have not hit a ball.
15:33This is a bird wearing sunglasses, because they too have the right to take care of their eyes.
15:40Of course, the poor people are so close to the sun that they have to be careful with ultraviolet rays.
15:46Sure, sure, whatever you say.
15:48This one has seen many bird documentaries and flaps his wings like they were seen flapping.
15:54He catches the rabbit well, but fails when it comes to taking it to its destination.
15:57Because?
15:58Well, we'll see right now.
16:00That's why, because the glasses were not properly graduated.
16:04That is the cry of the male who seeks to mate her.
16:07Well, he can't find a female, but a ball hit his chest, yes.
16:10And another one in June too.
16:12Go and stand somewhere else, you idiot.
16:14Well, if you're not a bird either.
16:16And we are left with the replay of the contestant who got hit in the face with a ball.
16:20and it was believed to be a condor.
16:22When in reality it was a traditional carrion vulture.
16:27And there we have Paco and Juanito, who are going to give us an example of what overacting is.
16:45Next to him, the pachino is a restrained actor.
16:48Well, these are the whale bikes.
16:50The test in which you have to guide a whale to the finish line, overcoming various obstacles.
16:54How many little animals am I? Birds, whales, and the contestants, of course.
16:59This looks like the National Chinographic.
17:01This contestant's whale got nervous and went off the road.
17:04Although whales aren't the only ones who get nervous.
17:07This contestant too.
17:09He had his moment of fame and squandered it.
17:12It wasn't even a minute, more like a few seconds.
17:15This one seems to be looking for someone with his eyes.
17:17To his partner, who is watching him from home.
17:20He wants to show him that he's a great catch.
17:22Well, there's the big game, it just ate up the whole curb.
17:26And on top of that he rolls in the flour.
17:28And who pays for it? Well, as always, the whale.
17:31Now we move on to a contestant whose only weakness is that she's afraid of the dark.
17:35The contestants should fall to their weak points, because they are very open-mouthed.
17:39Of course, because then Taquesi listens and introduces new things into the test to annoy the poor suckers.
17:44There it is. They just shot a jet of smoke in the girl's face, as she thought she was entering the darkness.
17:53This is the Japanese version of Bigote Arrocet.
17:55His thing isn't whales, but quality humor, like Bigote Arrocet did.
18:00And so he thinks, let's stop this nonsense.
18:02I'm going to jump off the whale and put on a show for you.
18:04Taquesi is already cracking up at the show that is coming our way.
18:08It's going to be historic.
18:08Let's see, read what it says here.
18:12Let's see, piticlin, piticlin, piticlin, piticlin.
18:15But if you only put this, you've ruined yourself back here.
18:20It's super funny here.
18:22Come on, get lost.
18:23Piticlin, piticlin.
18:24But laugh.
18:26The whale Cudeiro is coming.
18:27Come on, little whale, you can do it.
18:29Nothing, whale, nothing.
18:30No!
18:31No!
18:31No!
18:32You have killed the whale Cudeiro!
18:33This girl is a firm believer in bike lanes.
18:41He wants it to be implemented in all cities.
18:44In short, what are you using it for? It just came out on the first corner.
18:48She's a girl, so Pepe wants to interview her.
18:50How odd!
18:51Don't be sad, darling, Pepe is here.
18:54I'm going to put your hair on so you look prettier.
18:56My name is Pepe Libiston, nice to meet you.
18:58A pleasure, of course.
18:59Come on, come undone with me.
19:01Come to me and expel all the evil that is inside you.
19:03Oh, what a beast you are!
19:06You fool who left me breathless!
19:08And this contestant wanted to learn to ride a bike when he saw ET.
19:12A few days later, with half the bones in his body broken,
19:15He understood that bikes don't fly unless you have an alien on them.
19:20So he bought an ET stuffed animal and put it in his bike basket.
19:23and threw himself down a hill again.
19:25And he returned to the hospital where they explained to him that what he saw in the movies was not true.
19:29But since his face seemed to show that he didn't quite understand,
19:32He was banned from watching Superman.
19:34So he kept trying to fly.
19:35And after many accidents, he didn't fly, but he ended up riding the bike super well.
19:40And that has helped him overcome this test.
19:43Look, in the end so many broken bones have had their reward.
19:47Well, I don't know if moving on to deadly dominoes is a good reward.
19:50The little samurai is ready.
19:53This crack in the rock leads to a terrifying place.
19:56The cave of deadly dominoes.
19:58You'll have to jump from tile to tile until you reach the other side.
20:02Not like this bastard, who only knocked down our entire row of dominoes.
20:06And on top of that, he leaves so happy.
20:08You wouldn't believe how hard it is to put them all in their place now.
20:10Thank goodness the waiters here are super efficient.
20:14Allah, then tell those who make them that they have to be put back.
20:17Don't worry, the waiters are Japanese.
20:19They work hard and never complain.
20:21This contestant gives a Chinese-style sleeve gesture as he leaves.
20:25Those gestures are prohibited here.
20:26So hit him, little samurai.
20:28Take it, Capon!
20:31We only know one thing about this girl.
20:33He is happy.
20:35And of course, he falls and keeps smiling.
20:38Because he is happy.
20:40Those who are no longer so happy are the young men.
20:42That the smile is fading from their faces.
20:44Well, this nice girl can't be erased.
20:47Of course, since she's not the one who has to pick up the dominoes.
20:49But putting everything back together again is a Chinese job.
20:52Oh, look! I made a joke without intending to.
20:55But let's talk to this girl.
20:58Look, girl, get out of here quickly, the boys are coming to beat you.
21:00And they're strong, huh?
21:01I'm not afraid of those guys.
21:03You who act like a smart girl, like a gueis, right?
21:05Well yes.
21:06But they are strong lads.
21:09I do more.
21:10Are you sure you are strong?
21:12Maybe I can protect you, do you want?
21:14What a milk you're going to swim.
21:16This guy got his mustache inspired by José María Íñigo's.
21:20And there it goes straight to the point.
21:22Straight to a sure fall.
21:24And the next contestant, aided by his battle cry and his glasses, is going to give it his all to pass the test.
21:35He did everything difficult and when he only had to push the ball, he failed.
21:39Let's talk to the man, he deserves it.
21:44What happened?
21:45I shit on that!
21:46I was already there.
21:48Are you mad or what?
21:50Well, a little bit with myself, because I'm very stupid.
21:52You're so stupid that I feel like hitting you.
21:55It makes me want to hit you, you idiot.
21:57It's true, I deserve it.
21:58Go on, hit yourself.
22:00You deserve to hit yourself.
22:01Stick to it.
22:03Hey, leave me alone.
22:03Let's see if I'm going to give it to you too, huh?
22:04And this contestant only has one role in this test.
22:09Make the waiters really angry this time, because they're fed up with placing the chips.
22:15Come on, little samurai, from the lads.
22:19And here comes a new contestant with his organic glasses that don't break when hit.
22:24What's this? Am I teasing you now?
22:26It seems like the contestants come to throw away their chips and then leave.
22:30Just in case, we're going to clean up, because I saw a waiter preparing a Molotov cocktail.
22:34Come on, girl. Even if you don't do it for yourself, do it for the boys.
22:39Well, she did it for herself, because she threw all her chips away.
22:42And while we watch this rerun, the waiters are giving today's contestants little souvenirs to take home.
22:59And we arrive at the coolest swing, the terror swing.
23:03That test in which you have to move from one rotating platform to another that also rotates, without losing your feet in the attempt, like what just happened to the little man.
23:13Our first contestant is very conceited.
23:15And she likes to pose, of course. What she isn't, is a good contestant.
23:22Although she, smeared and all, continues to boast.
23:25This kid has such a huge afro that his helmet barely fits.
23:33He liked the movie SAF so much that he copied her hairstyle.
23:37And he still doesn't know that it's been out of fashion for a few years now.
23:40What will never go out of style are the punches our contestants throw at each other.
23:44This one in particular, just left his back.
23:47And let's read some of the emails we received at humoramarilloarroba4.com
23:53Our viewers have been suggesting changes to the program.
23:57For example, Paco from Albacete says that in the Nakasone cliffs we should replace the net with sharp nails or cacti.
24:04But my friend Paco, how can you tell that you're not competing, huh?
24:07Patri from Madrid says we should remove the whale bike test because whales are in danger of extinction.
24:12Let's see, Paco, the whales here are fake, I don't know if you had noticed.
24:18And Nerea from Granada asks us to bring Taquesi to Spain and do an interview with him.
24:23But why are we going to interview him if we see him every day?
24:26I prefer to interview Elsa Pataki, who is hotter.
24:29The next contestant was one of the girls who wore pants like Julián Muñoz.
24:34She doesn't wear them like that because they look good, which we already know they don't, but because they give her a lot of balance.
24:39Or at least that's what she says, because I don't quite understand it.
24:42Julián Muñoz is anything but balanced.
24:47And at the most important moment, he makes a false step that takes away the baker's leftover flour to make the bread.
24:53But it's not toxic, right? It's just a little worn out.
24:56This man is wearing his people-pusher uniform on the subway.
25:00And as his job title suggests, he's dedicated to pushing people further into the subway car so more people can fit in.
25:05It's a nasty job, but someone has to do it.
25:08Because on the subway there are those who want to go wide and everything.
25:10This contestant, for example, usually sits in the seats reserved for the elderly and pregnant women.
25:16What a nerve this guy has! What's wrong? Does he get tired if he stands for even a little while?
25:20Well, yes, he gets tired quickly. That's why he even tries to sit on the swing.
25:27But you've hit the nail on the head here, mate!
25:29You really can't sit down here. So, back to the flour.
25:31This idiot has been told that if he puts his hands up like a tightrope walker, he'll pass the test.
25:39And it seems the advice is working for him.
25:42He was also told that if he passed the test, he would have to go to Tani's diary.
25:46And then you think, oh no, I'm not going to that program, it's very harsh and they humiliate people.
25:50And he throws himself to escape running.
25:52The complete opposite of this girl.
25:54Her dream is to go to Tani's diary.
25:56But what is Tani's diary? Like Patricia's diary?
26:00No, well, it sounds a bit like the title.
26:02It's a bit like the theme.
26:04It seems a bit like it's going to be very geeky.
26:06But it is totally different.
26:08And when are they kicking him out now?
26:09Yes, now, when this girl passes by.
26:11Which by the way, will go directly to Tani's diary from here.
26:16You'll see how fun this little program is going to be.
26:20And while we watch the replay of the conceited girl,
26:24We leave you with the only one.
26:26With the unrepeatable.
26:28With the great one.
26:31And wonderful.
26:38Tani's diary.
26:41Here's your favorite presenter, General Tani.
26:45Calm down, kid, don't kill yourself, I know you're nervous, man.
26:48Of course, what kind of people you bring to the show, huh?
26:51Well, today's topic, I've fallen in love with a yellow Moorish character.
26:54Let's go with our first guest.
26:55So, Richie, what are you telling me?
26:58I fell in love with Dolores and Ichiwa, who is hot.
27:02What's cool?
27:03My goodness, you're desperate, kid.
27:04Well, you, Jesus, tell me.
27:06I like Pinky Winky.
27:08So you're a little...
27:09I got it.
27:11Let's see, you, Paco.
27:11I feel something inside me light up when I see Ta's aunt...
27:15To the aunt?
27:16Yes, I'm telling you.
27:18But you've fallen in love with her.
27:19Well, for a romp.
27:22And you, Angela, who have you fallen in love with?
27:23Let's see.
27:24I was attracted to the coffee bean.
27:27For that giant ball?
27:29Yes, I see it so addictive, so tasty.
27:32You know he's a fake doll, right?
27:34Have you noticed?
27:36I don't mind.
27:38Well, it won't let you sleep.
27:39It's going to make you very nervous.
27:40And weak sexual relations, eh?
27:42Let's see, you, Aranchita.
27:43I've fallen in love with you in general.
27:45You are very handsome.
27:46I know, you don't have to say it.
27:47Do you want to go out with me?
27:48Do you want the truth?
27:49Yeah.
27:51Sure?
27:52Yes, I'm telling you, you're annoying.
27:54Well, you can keep dreaming, daughter.
27:57Because I only hang out with hotties.
27:58With Hot Aunt.
27:59And you are very nice.
28:01And I've already told you, take it.
28:03Let's see, Carlos.
28:05I'm crazy about Paco Peluca.
28:06She's super hot.
28:07But you know he's a man.
28:09Well, nobody's perfect, right?
28:11Certainly not you.
28:13Pirapa.
28:14You're embarrassing, aren't you?
28:15Yeah.
28:16Who have you fallen in love with?
28:18From Paco and Fernando.
28:19From the program's commentators.
28:22Of the two.
28:22You're into polygamy, huh?
28:23How clever are you?
28:25And now you speak, Javi.
28:27I have fallen in love with Yola Berrocal.
28:30But that's not yellow humor, is it?
28:32So what do I do?
28:33Should I look for someone else or what?
28:35No, don't look.
28:36In total you will not find anything.
28:40My goodness, what a bunch of geeks.
28:42Cheers!
28:44And we're going to end with the best moments of today's show.
28:47Like the kid who ate the whole wall,
28:49emulating his idol, Gacela Thompson.
28:51It wasn't the same, but it wasn't bad either.
28:54We also had a great jumper.
28:55Look how good it was that it stayed in the air for a while.
28:58Today we also saw the death of the whale Cudeiro.
29:02Let's look at death from the opposite angle,
29:04which is still the same, but in reverse.
29:06This girl was hungry and ate whatever she could get her hands on.
29:11Some dominoes.
29:13And hamburgers never fail and always allow for the finishing touch.
29:17Come on, but you're the girl who cries.
29:20Come here, come here so I can comfort you.
29:22You're either a total slob or a great actress.
29:25What's wrong with you now?
29:26Let's see, tell me.
29:26What do you want to be on Tani's show?
29:29Whose?
29:30From Tani.
29:30Whose?
29:31From your mother.
29:32Tani, forget about that loser.
29:34But all she has is a good body, a lot of money and a big house.
29:38But what I have is a caravan.
29:40I don't know if I've told you about her.
29:42You always tell me that you're going to see it and in the end you don't.
29:45You're coming today.
29:46This might be the last day I ask you, huh?
29:48So, are you taking advantage of your last chance?
29:50Better wait Tani.
29:52Or as they say in Japanese, physique is imported, kid.
29:55And you, Pepe, weren't in luck.
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