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00:00I'm going to hurry up, the yellow humor is starting, oh!
00:06Oh my goodness, is yellow humor starting?
00:08And I have this hair!
00:11I had forgotten that yellow humor begins, what head am I in?
00:14Oops! I don't have it anymore.
00:30Oh my goodness, is yellow humor starting?
00:38Welcome to a new edition of the free slaps and punches program.
00:43Today's contestants are a very special group of geeks.
00:46They are all part of the Takeshi Kitano fan club.
00:50That is to say, they have come to be with their idol.
00:52We connected with our troll studios to see how Takeshi is preparing this program in his honor.
00:57Takeshi! The contestants have arrived!
01:03Takeshi!
01:04News flash!
01:06We interrupt the yellow comedy broadcast to deliver some important news.
01:09The acclaimed director of yellow comedy has gone on to say that he's fed up with his fans.
01:15That's why today...
01:16The program is called Takeshi is on vacation.
01:19Mildorcillas! An old monk once said to me.
01:22The wise man does not seek fame, because signing autographs is a drag.
01:27Mildorcillas!
01:29Man, you're the president of Takeshi's fan club, right?
01:33Yes, that's right, that's me.
01:35And I assume the gentleman next to you is the vice president.
01:37No, it's a gift for Takeshi.
01:39A gift for Takeshi?
01:41Yes sir.
01:42But they're going to give this guy to Takeshi.
01:44Of course, so that he can hit it.
01:45But I don't know, you could have bought him a ham, right?
01:48No!
01:49Because we know Takeshi likes Benny Hill.
01:52And we give this guy a gift to glue his baldness on.
01:55What a barbarity!
01:56What do these people think of Takeshi?
01:57Please show us that bald spot you want Takeshi to hit.
02:01A round of applause, please!
02:02I have to agree with them.
02:08With that big hair they have, it really makes you want to polish it.
02:12Hey you, by the way, come back to land, we're going to start.
02:16Now I don't know how to get down!
02:18I'm going to send you all to hell!
02:20To the bun!
02:50And the first test of the program is the attack on the bollazo.
02:54And we call it that to continue with the tradition.
02:56But there we have bumps and other things that are not bumps.
02:59For example, we picked up spiked balls, which are easier to pick up, but they prick.
03:04That's why they are called spiked balls.
03:06We don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like something a dog dropped.
03:10The mechanics are the same as always.
03:11The contestants, placed inside a potato sack, have to try to catch the buns with their mouths,
03:17or whatever is at the end of the rope.
03:19How beautiful it is to see them with their mouths open!
03:21They seem to be stunned.
03:23One of the satisfactions that the contestants find in this test
03:26It's just that, since they're constantly rubbing against each other, relationships emerge.
03:31Well, relationships and all those things that happen when you rub together.
03:35This is like a disco.
03:37A geeky disco, but a disco nonetheless.
03:39Hey, handsome! Are you alone?
03:41Well, not anymore, darling.
03:42And while each of them tries to put very strange things in their mouths, love and friendship emerge.
03:49Yes, that's all very well, but what's that one trying to eat? A seal!
03:52Better not ask, and celebrate with me the good vibes that are happening right now at Humor Amarillo.
03:57Well, that one has a lot of turds.
03:59Look at these two girls.
04:00What deep friendship has emerged between them?
04:02Look at all the little boys.
04:03What sandwich did they just make for the poor thing?
04:05But we still have to see a movie-like love story.
04:08The one with this bun?
04:09No, these two boys'. It's what you call love at first sight.
04:14Well, there are almost no ports left.
04:15Girls! Any of you want to float with me?
04:18Can I get in there, please?
04:20Come on, just a moment. Come on, come on. In the middle of the four.
04:23Watch those hands, Pepe! I'm watching you!
04:25Don't worry, your boyfriend is underneath.
04:26Viltrofilla, no more people can come to help you.
04:28And as we watch this poor disgrace being eliminated,
04:31We are informed that we have an exclusive interview with a very well-known personality.
04:36She is the protagonist of the film The Ring.
04:38If you see her, you die.
04:40Take a bun and don't kill me. Come on, we'll give you all our buns.
04:43But please don't kill us, okay? Don't kill us!
04:46Gosh, leave me alone, I'm not the one from the movie The Ring.
04:49Well then you can kill me, can you kill me? With kisses, come on!
04:53Let me start.
04:55Come on, just one, here on the cheek.
04:57No, you slob.
04:58Takesi, you plan on being on vacation a lot!
05:09Whatever I want, what if I'm the boss?
05:11What nerve do you have?
05:12Of course.
05:13But have a little respect for me, Junior, man.
05:15I'm going to play a little game and see how I do.
05:18It looks like it would be very easy, for fools.
05:20Let's see...
05:22Junior, take care of your swing, okay?
05:24He kicks terribly.
05:26You shot thirty under par at least.
05:29Look, Junior, you're not going to get past the first round like that, are you?
05:32Bring it here.
05:32Come on, you're a klutz.
05:34By the way, Takesi, I've already found out why this golf course is so cheap.
05:38It's built on an old minefield.
05:43Takesi, your fans miss you.
05:45Why don't you go see them?
05:47Junior, I'm not going to let this little incident...
05:50...spoil my vacation.
05:53I'm not going back to Humor Amarillo.
05:54But don't you realize that your life is in danger here?
05:57Junior, I just understood.
05:58You did this to get him back on Humor Amarillo, right?
06:01Yes, but it turned out badly for me.
06:05To the Zamburger!
06:07I'm finally here!
06:09The first person to climb onto the hamburgers is a fan of this event.
06:12I was dying to get to her.
06:14And so it goes, like crazy.
06:16And he has sunk.
06:17It's not your favorite test anymore, no more.
06:20And this one, what does he do?
06:22Hey, you're wearing a headband under your helmet.
06:24I've told you before, it's just that you're a bit stubborn.
06:26And big-headed?
06:27Here comes one who is perfectly dressed to go to a Metallica concert.
06:31But not to compete in Humor Amarillo.
06:34This boy is wearing a Smiley on his T-shirt.
06:36After that setback, Smiley no longer smiles.
06:39Well, he smiles a little, but it's from pain.
06:41And pay attention, what speed is this man going?
06:43He is the Fernando Alonso of zamburgers.
06:45And he arrives whole, just like him.
06:47And this girl's swing could have dire consequences.
06:50For her.
06:52Indeed, Pepe is going to interview her.
06:54Let me see.
06:55Your shirt got wet!
06:57Tell him it was coming like this, to dry off first.
06:59Come on, I'll do it with you.
07:01Six pigs, I just realized.
07:03Let's cut it, look how Tani has become.
07:05The stick has gone crazy.
07:07Another one who wants to be the Fernando Alonso of zamburgers.
07:10Yes, but I think this one has a flat tire.
07:12Look, what I was telling you.
07:13And this is an Olympic long jump champion.
07:17We have said it many times, that the best thing is to jump one at a time.
07:21This kid is wearing a lot of clothes.
07:23Too much.
07:24The weight of that silk robe unbalances him.
07:26You've gone too far there, haven't you?
07:27That's nothing.
07:28There you have the proof.
07:30And we end today's zamburguesas with a woman in whom no one had faith.
07:34We all think, this one is sure to fall.
07:36And by one of those miracles of fate, only the shoe gets wet.
07:39No miracles of fate or anything.
07:41This one is falling now.
07:42It's written all over his face, man.
07:43No, it's written on his face.
07:45I'm so lucky.
07:46Does all that fit on your face?
07:47And although it may seem incredible, we still have a hundred guys and girls to play with.
07:51Hahaha.
07:54Yes, I have settled down.
07:56Well, I sat down the whole body.
07:58Because my bunions are killing me.
08:00But if I dressed like this, it's because I'm getting married.
08:02With who?
08:03I don't know yet.
08:04But I've realized that I can no longer go through life jumping from flower to flower.
08:07It's time to walk the red carpet of engagement.
08:10Be a useful man.
08:12Founding a family and the rest, of course.
08:15So, to all those who say that marriage is a trap, that those who get married fall into a bottomless hole,
08:20I tell you, you are wrong.
08:22You're wrong, kids.
08:23I'll think about it better.
08:28I'll think about it better.
08:28Hello, pirates.
08:55Hello, pirates.
08:56Now together.
08:57Hello, pirates.
08:58We are at your command to the slaps.
09:00And we are the team of henchmen.
09:02Introduce the boys, so people can get to know you.
09:04Come on.
09:05I am...
09:07Steel fist!
09:09I'm a clumsy person.
09:11And I like to do handiwork.
09:13And I'm the typical dumb hand.
09:15But very silly, huh?
09:17How stupid am I?
09:18It was a fantastic presentation, pirates.
09:21Now wave your hand, come on.
09:22And the contestants not only have to compete with each other, but they also have to fight with the henchmen.
09:29Pirates, here we come.
09:30Like all Takeshi fans, apart from the firm, Takeshi was born in 1940.
09:34Current and...
09:36Correct!
09:36And seven.
09:381947!
09:39But that one was very easy.
09:41And now the winner will shout the traditional, "That's it!"
09:43Of victory!
09:45That's it!
09:46How beautiful!
09:47Let's see, pirates.
09:48A good yellow is the favorite program of those who are 64 years old less 48.
09:54The answer is 16.
09:55But be careful, it seems there are problems.
09:57What problems does the one who went crazy have?
09:59It seems to me that no one here knows how to subtract without a calculator, huh?
10:02Hey, come on, a little action, get wet.
10:04And in the end, the kamikaze henchman takes the cat to the water.
10:07It was luck.
10:08I think he was going to flip all the cards until he found the right one.
10:12Pirates, come on, an easy one.
10:14If Takeshi was born in 1947, how old is he now?
10:1922?
10:20The numbers don't add up.
10:21In fact, the numbers only add up for these three.
10:24Balls!
10:24He's made a mess of himself!
10:25You got away with it because Takeshi just called to say it's true, he just turned 22.
10:31Say hello, ball!
10:32Long live Takeshi!
10:32Now I'm going to make a confession.
10:34Mauricio, I love you!
10:36Now when you get up we'll talk about it, okay?
10:38But before you tell me, how old do you think I am?
10:41Well, well, this is full of balls.
10:44Pinky turned 18 a long time ago, huh?
10:46I love you, Pinky!
10:47This looks like a romantic drama.
10:49How much unrequited love!
10:51The only one who is happy is the minion who has won.
10:53Pirates, and we're going to end on a high note.
10:56What is 100 minus 98 plus 2 minus 3?
11:01I would say 1, but because I'm seeing it.
11:04And that's what you call a diving hand.
11:06But let's talk to one of the eliminated girls.
11:10You're terrible at math, huh?
11:12Well yes, yes.
11:13Pretty bad.
11:14A disaster, let's go.
11:16Do you know what my mother used to tell me?
11:17He told me that if I didn't study math, I would never achieve anything in life.
11:21And I would end up as a reporter with a luxury caravan that only sold bad girls.
11:25Bad at math like you, you know?
11:27Your mother was wrong.
11:28You think?
11:29Nobody goes to your caravan.
11:39Takeshi!
11:40This one here!
11:41What the hell are you doing?
11:43I'm fearing the worst, huh?
11:50What's happening?
11:51But Takeshi, what have you done?
11:53I already told you that nothing was going to spoil my vacation.
11:56And since I can't go there, I've brought my vacation here.
11:59Come on, come here, Junior.
12:00But cross on this side, which is not covered.
12:03Be careful, don't get carried away by the current.
12:05Nothing's good, Junior.
12:07You're a genius.
12:08Know?
12:08If we build a hotel here, on the beachfront,
12:11we are rich.
12:12It's going to be the deal of the century.
12:13The new marbilla.
12:15But Takeshi, this is a decoration.
12:17Come on, a minor detail.
12:19It seems that builders are worried about that.
12:21Oh, look!
12:22A fish!
12:22I've already told you that this is a privileged place.
12:24There are some fantastic sea breams.
12:26Oh, Takeshi, he's bitten!
12:28I think he got the bite, huh?
12:29I got it, Junior.
12:29Give me the stick, I'm going to leave it dry.
12:31But he's one of your henchmen.
12:33That's what I want the stick for.
12:34Oops!
12:34A crab, Junior!
12:35Hey, Takeshi, before I arrived, you haven't caught anything.
12:38What do you mean no?
12:39To these two.
12:39Have you caught these girls?
12:41Of course, what did you think?
12:42That they came with the boat.
12:43Then, when we're done fishing, we eat them, okay?
12:55Dombrá's song!
12:58We all fall!
13:04Yes, it's Mova's song.
13:05The Dombrá, Dombrá.
13:06In all the pools where they have a sliding bowl, it is hitting very hard.
13:11Almost as much as the contestant.
13:13Let's sing!
13:14There are some who love Dombrá so much that they can't stop singing it.
13:18Dombrá, Dombrá!
13:21Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá!
13:24They can't stop singing it to their misfortune.
13:27And to the misfortune of his glasses.
13:28I have back problems.
13:34In any other competition we would have prevented this woman from getting into the bowl.
13:38But you never know here.
13:39The same thing can be fixed on your back right now.
13:41It has become as good as new.
13:44I'm not going to hide my head!
13:45This is a brave one.
13:50A man who does not shy away from danger.
13:52That does not hide.
13:53Although that is not his decision.
13:55The bowl decides.
13:58I am a coward!
13:59And indeed this is the complete opposite.
14:05It hides inside the bowl.
14:06He behaves like a turtle.
14:08Man, the turtle is backwards.
14:10It's more like this.
14:12Here, pirate, this is for you!
14:13For cowardice!
14:14This is better than a Disney!
14:19And after the Dombrá is closed, let's see what an expert in attractions does.
14:23Specifically, on the roller coaster.
14:26Arrive safely.
14:27But terrified, yes.
14:30Wear my lucky glasses!
14:32Tombra, tombra, tombra!
14:35Ma'am, even if they are lucky glasses, it's a very bad idea to wear them.
14:39Especially considering that he's going to be performing in a filthy pond.
14:43Go on, take the glasses!
14:45Goodbye, lucky glasses!
14:47Hear my bellows!
14:50Tombra, tombra, tombra!
14:51Spectacular!
14:56It has out-defibeled a jet plane!
14:59Let's shout again!
15:02I'm a fighter!
15:04Dombra, tombra, tombra!
15:05Well, besides the wrestler, he has a great Dombra choreography.
15:10And the fighter?
15:11He fell at the first opportunity!
15:13But keep fighting!
15:14Fight until the last moment!
15:15What a great example!
15:17Don't expect me to do the same!
15:18This man has made it quite clear.
15:24He is not willing to put in the slightest effort.
15:27And that's why the bowl doesn't love him.
15:28He spits on him!
15:30And if we had to choose, we'd go with the epic battle this man had with the bowl.
15:34He was on the verge of achieving what seemed impossible.
15:37Well, it's not that it seemed impossible.
15:39The thing is...
15:39What was it?
15:40It was an impossible mission!
15:41Spit!
15:48And 42 contestants run enthusiastically in search of new suffering.
16:12I want to deny right now those rumors that I think I'm a superior being.
16:17How was the food?
16:18Is it delicious?
16:20It's obvious I'm super nice, because I come to eat with the contestants.
16:24How cool am I, huh!
16:25Pee-pee, Pee-pee!
16:26Your food is ready!
16:28What's up, Gandhi?
16:29What else is prepared for today?
16:30A delicious spicy curry.
16:32I don't know what!
16:33My favorite dish!
16:34I'm not offering it to you because you won't like it!
16:36Look, Pepe, there's a plane coming with a lot of passengers.
16:39Open your mouth!
16:40Jot!
16:40You've gone too far with the spice, Gandhi!
16:42Watch out, another plane is coming!
16:43Careful!
16:44And another plane!
16:46This looks like cards on vacation!
16:48Oops!
16:48I think a bolochalter just crashed.
16:51Find the black box of my mustache!
16:53Who cares what I do?
16:56Who cares what I say?
16:58Come on, Tani!
16:59Let's go surfing!
17:01Let those big boys play!
17:03And we ended up surfing on the ironing board.
17:06A test in which today we will witness a tragedy.
17:08This isn't it, although this kid's hit is quite tragic.
17:13I hate you, big boys!
17:15Tragedy comes after me!
17:17Indeed, after this girl collapses, we will learn the sad story of Tristán and Maripili.
17:23A love story with a dramatic ending because of that damn nipple.
17:27Whenever you want, Maripili!
17:28Tristan, I love you!
17:32Piltrofilla, I'll give you the fish!
17:34Maripili had promised Tristán that they would get married if either of them managed to win at yellow humor.
17:39But the damn nipple wasn't willing to let him have it.
17:43Tristan could still do it.
17:45I can still do it, Maripili!
17:47But the nipple hadn't had mercy on Maripili...
17:49With Tristan it was even harder.
17:53And here the love story ends.
17:55Come on, let's get on with the contest, come on!
17:58I'll do it for you, Takeshi!
18:00The president of the Takeshi Kitano Fan Club enters the competition.
18:04As president, he should give himself an exemplary beating.
18:07You heard it!
18:08But hey, what kind of president is this?
18:10Wait, he still has two more chances.
18:12Of course, what no one can deny is that he's wearing the appropriate attire for a Takeshi Fan Club president.
18:18But, but what does this mean?
18:19How dare you use Takeshi's name and pass the test?
18:21What a shame!
18:24Here I go!
18:25This kid just took off his neck brace so we could let him participate in the test.
18:29Well, here we go!
18:30Put it back on!
18:31Seriously, how foolish these contestants are!
18:35Call me Pigtails!
18:37Coletitas was chosen by lottery to come to Humor Amarillo.
18:40A raffle held at a bachelor's party.
18:42That is, Pigtails, we've got you.
18:44We know what's coming is Yellow Humor.
18:46And we're going to bring the truth to light, right now.
18:49Let's see, do you like the camera?
18:50Regular, he's not very handsome, to be honest.
18:52Besides, he doesn't earn much.
18:53And what do you think about the sound technician?
18:55Do you like it?
18:56He's pretty hot.
18:58But, girl.
18:59He has a girlfriend.
19:00Do you like that one?
19:01But please, he doesn't even have a caravan.
19:03I have a caravan, by the way.
19:05No, I'm keeping him.
19:06Thanks, Pepe.
19:07Well, what do you say?
19:08Is it love at first sight?
19:09I'm going to do the crane jump.
19:11Pay close attention to this man's legs.
19:13He is not a man, he is a karateka.
19:15Its long legs are two deadly weapons.
19:18What we need to clarify now is whether they are deadly to his enemies or to himself.
19:22With one kick he can kill you or he can commit suicide.
19:25And pay attention, because the moment of the crane's lethal leap is coming.
19:29He wasn't a karateka, he was a kamikaze.
19:34I'm going to do the crane jump.
19:36This man, on the other hand, is neither a karateka, nor a deadly weapon, nor anything at all.
19:40He said the thing about the crane jump because he is an individual without personality.
19:43Of course, his blow has been quite personal and non-transferable.
19:47The crane jump, pa.
19:49I'm going to do the crane jump!
19:51But hey, what's going on here?
19:52Are you all in the same boat now or what?
19:54Because the first to try it has been so successful, it is inevitable that imitators will emerge.
19:59But there's something very strange here, huh?
20:01Cranes do not wear knee pads.
20:02It's just that this crane is a little short.
20:04And of course, he's afraid of leaving his kneecaps stamped out there, like he just did.
20:09Look, Junior, an octopus.
20:12Great, Takeshi!
20:12If it bites we can make a Galician-style octopus.
20:15This one is no good.
20:16A more forceful method must be used.
20:18Come on, Takeshi, hit the octopus.
20:21Wretched, damn octopus.
20:24I'm going to soften you up live.
20:25Take!
20:26Watch out, Takeshi, a shark.
20:28He tries to eat the poor octopus.
20:30Shark, the octopus is mine! Let it go!
20:32The octopus is mine! I'll kill it!
20:35Children, don't do this.
20:36That nature must be respected.
20:38T Takeshi, I think you've run out of octopus!
20:40It doesn't matter.
20:41This octopus reminds me of a boyfriend my sister had.
20:44But you know what I'm telling you, Junior?
20:45I'm craving shark.
20:47Shark stuffed with octopus.
20:49Let's see, first I'll finish off the octopus.
20:50And then the shark.
20:52Wow!
20:52I just realized something, Junior.
20:54What really relaxes me is this.
20:56The crushing of the staff.
20:57I think I'm going to end my vacation and I'm going to have a yellow mood.
21:00Have a great time.
21:01Guys, we did it.
21:02You can stop fooling around.
21:05Star Wars begins.
21:07Let's fight!
21:08Let's dance!
21:10No.
21:11Let's fight!
21:12Okay, let's fight.
21:13But the war cry.
21:14The war cry!
21:18May the force be with me.
21:19And then the most geeky test of yellow humor takes place.
21:23And we have many geeky tests, but this one takes the cake.
21:27A spectacular laser beam show, in which contestants represent the rebels and the henchmen of the empire.
21:33For now the rebels win.
21:35Many children will be wondering, where is this cool toy sold?
21:39To which his parents will reply,
21:40But boy, do you think this fits in the house?
21:42Where are we going to put all these cheap ones?
21:44Look, at most I'll buy you the pistol.
21:46We warned you, there's a lot going on!
21:48The force was with me.
21:49I'm quite a guy.
21:51And the next contestant has taken off in her ship without saying the magic words.
21:55Will there be a cadabra?
21:56No, man, no.
21:57May the force be with me!
21:58What has accompanied him is luck, because the aunt has already won.
22:01Well, at least it's only now that I say the words.
22:03That you pay homage to George Lucas.
22:05Come on, pretty girl, say it.
22:06May the force be with me!
22:07Come on!
22:08What do you mean it's already there?
22:09That's it?
22:10And you intend to become a Jedi Knight?
22:12Will it be a misfortune?
22:13May the force be with me!
22:15This contestant has said the words,
22:17but I'm afraid we can't accept you as a Jedi Knight.
22:20Because?
22:21Besides because they have eliminated it,
22:23because he doesn't look like a Jedi knight.
22:25He looks more like an Ewok.
22:27How cruel you are!
22:27How do you say that?
22:29But if it's true, it's a cross between an Ewok and a Chihuahua.
22:32Look at it!
22:33I think you're exaggerating.
22:34Ah, well no, you're not exaggerating.
22:35Today you're going to laugh at whoever I tell you, okay, funny guys?
22:39May the force be with me!
22:41Look, girl, you said the phrase very well,
22:43But we have to tell you one thing.
22:45There are no Jedi with glasses, much less with glasses.
22:47Enough!
22:47That's why, even though you've won,
22:49we cannot admit you to the club.
22:51And as the last contestants approach,
22:53We are informed that Pepe has a highly interesting interview.
22:55Hey, I thought instead of a high human interest interview,
22:59What I'm going to do is a documentary about the dangers of the night.
23:03You'll see how cool it is.
23:04I'm going to go into this bar and see what happens.
23:06Let's go there.
23:07Hello, girls!
23:09How are you?
23:10Let's sit down, come on.
23:11Let's sit down and talk for a while.
23:13How dangerous the night is, eh!
23:15How dangerous it is!
23:16Do you feel like eating something, beautiful?
23:17What do you want to eat, come on?
23:19Well, something long and crunchy.
23:20A little celery.
23:21Come on, eat, Pepe, eat.
23:22I'm so hungry!
23:24Give me, give me celery!
23:26Hey!
23:27Hey, Pepe!
23:29Pepe!
23:30What do you want, kid?
23:32And the interview?
23:33What interview?
23:34The one you were going to do to me.
23:35Go away, go away, I'm making a documentary!
23:38Wow, wow, Pepe.
23:40You owe us money for the last documentary.
23:42Here's the bill.
23:43It's just that I don't have any loose change right now.
23:46You don't have any change!
23:47Don't worry, we'll let you go!
23:50No, please!
23:51I'm a famous reporter!
23:53Don't hit me!
23:54Pintafillas, this is the good ball.
23:56Repeat after me.
23:57Good!
23:58Look at the look on my face!
23:59We will get revenge!
24:00We throw the bad balls and laugh like this!
24:08Come on, Gasón!
24:09I'm a new man!
24:10Man, if it's Maradona Cudeiro, the famous footballer who is a second cousin of the Chinese
24:15Cudeiro!
24:16Maradona Cudeiro has had a rough time, but is now fully recovered.
24:20He became addicted to icing sugar, ate it by the spoonful, and became as fat as a barrel.
24:24Anyway, even though he's fine now, we're going to be a little careful with him, because
24:28is still very sensitive.
24:30Just look at the way the poor guy walks.
24:32He has trouble getting around.
24:33Walk like a grandma!
24:35Don't worry, Maradona Cudeiro, we're not going to give it to you.
24:38Well, we're not going to hit you too hard.
24:40Well, we're just going to give you a little bit more.
24:43Poor thing, what little self-confidence he has is disappearing.
24:47Cheer up, Maradona Cudeiro, you can do it!
24:49No!
24:50You have killed Maradona Cudeiro!
24:54Be careful with my implant.
24:56An implant?
24:57What do you have an implant for?
24:58Well, yes.
25:00Ask him.
25:00Hey, kid!
25:01What do you have an implant for?
25:03Well, I have a methacrylate hip.
25:06How strong!
25:07Well, seeing her walk is going to be a spectacle.
25:09Well yes, it is.
25:12And wait, because I think his methacrylate hip just broke.
25:15Let's see, how do we get it down from there now?
25:17Oh no, his hip still works.
25:19And pretty well, it seems.
25:21I think as soon as Tani passes him another golden ball,
25:24Paco and Juanito are going to shoot his weak spot.
25:26And I think the contestant knows that's exactly what's going to happen.
25:30So pay attention, because when the golden ball comes out, the cadericide will begin.
25:36The show begins.
25:37The spectacle of this chicken walking and the spectacle of Paco and Juanito shooting at the hip.
25:44Now yes, now they have broken completely.
25:47Made of aluminum!
25:47The best hips are the aluminum ones, man.
25:50And on top of that, they laugh.
25:51I'm very scared.
25:52Well, don't worry, because we're going to put yellow humor psychological therapy into practice.
25:58This girl clearly suffers from football paranoia.
26:02That is to say, she is obsessed with people wanting to hit on her.
26:05At the moment it is true, but that is not relevant now.
26:09The important thing is that we are going to cure her.
26:11Come on, Pintrofilla, stay there and I'll throw you the golden ball.
26:14Stay there.
26:15Take it, it's the first phase of therapy.
26:17Come on, here we go.
26:18And the cure begins.
26:20How are you going to cure me?
26:21Don't scream, silly.
26:24That this is part of the therapy, that it is for your own good.
26:28Don't you realize that the more balls we hit you, the sooner your fear will go away?
26:32That's what is called facing problems.
26:34And doctors Paco and Juanito are already starting to get results.
26:38As we can see, the contestant is no longer screaming.
26:41That's because he's no longer afraid or because he's lost his voice.
26:44Because what a scream.
26:45Very good, you are doing very well.
26:47You're almost healed.
26:48Spectacular.
26:49The therapy is working.
26:50Well, we still have one more hit left and the cure will be complete.
26:55It's true.
26:56Since it is a head problem, it is best to intervene directly on it.
26:59Over the head.
27:01No, we said on the head.
27:03Very good.
27:04Wow, you're all cured now.
27:06I bet you're not afraid of the balls anymore.
27:07I'm small.
27:09Go on, throw it away, you little rag.
27:12This grown woman wants to pass herself off as a child so that he won't lose his love for her.
27:17And I'm sorry, darling, but it's time you grew up a little.
27:20Face life like an adult.
27:21I am a bad person.
27:24I am a little girl.
27:28It's clear I didn't understand the message.
27:29The time has come to be expeditious.
27:34Bad people.
27:35You don't do this to a little girl.
27:37Alright.
27:38I'm not that small.
27:39Well, actually there are eight in the military.
27:41Yes, I am immature.
27:42I admit it.
27:43But don't shoot me anymore.
27:46Long live the siesta!
27:48Boy, wake up.
27:49That this is a catwalk.
27:50And it's not the Cibeles catwalk, precisely.
27:53There are no models here.
27:54There are hits.
27:55As you can see, this boy is a little tired.
27:58Of course, he's been competing all day and hasn't had time to practice his favorite sport.
28:02Nap.
28:03At home they know him as the lazy one.
28:06And pay attention, because the idiot loses his balance.
28:08And it has fallen on us.
28:10Of course, now he's more lazy than ever.
28:12Get up, man!
28:13Pull it out, asshole!
28:15Calm down, man, it's not that bad.
28:16If we don't yell at him, I think he'll be left dozing on the bridge.
28:19It's true.
28:20Come on, wake up!
28:21That's for today!
28:22By the way, we haven't said anything about the nice shirt he's wearing.
28:25It's not a shirt, it's pajamas.
28:28Come on, a little bit of life!
28:29Hey, don't pressure me, okay?
28:31Don't worry, we're not going to pressure you.
28:33They're going to put pressure on your balls.
28:35And the guy is still asleep.
28:36Let's see if now, well no, nothing.
28:39This one won't wake up even with bricks.
28:41Wait, he just woke up!
28:42He's taken the direct route!
28:43What a barbarity!
28:44So that he would not tire of the effort.
28:46Well yes, it's sold out.
28:48You idiot, you're an idiot!
28:49I could go to sleep now, how nice!
28:51I have a secret weapon!
28:52I imagine his secret weapon will be those two ears that look like tennis rackets.
28:57Very well seen.
28:58Now he will start returning the balls with clean hits.
29:01Well, let the game begin, because I can't wait to see those ears in action.
29:06Come on, give that one back!
29:08Or better yet, that other one!
29:09Nothing, this guy doesn't move his ears.
29:11They haven't thrown any at his head.
29:13Well, maybe that's it.
29:14But with those big ears, it could reach your knees.
29:17Wait, I think this one's secret weapon is that it maintains its balance very well.
29:21Is that it? Is that a secret weapon?
29:24Come on, kid, go that way. Cross the bridge and leave us alone.
29:27Secret weapon, secret weapon.
29:28And by popular vote, that is, because I feel like it,
29:31The lazy guy has been chosen as today's best participant in the Nakasone canyons.
29:36And they tell us that right now Pepe's caravan is taking a nap.
29:40And for the psychedelic turn, the winners of today's show arrive.
29:43Mitrafillas! Who's caught it?
29:45My truss!
29:47What have you been up to? I'm going to send you to hell!
29:50Or as they say in Japanese, a myth has just been shattered.
29:53Tani wears a truss. How sad!
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