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00:00This season, aviator glasses will be in fashion.
00:04Also prints, even if they are stained.
00:08But what will hit hard will undoubtedly be the butterfly wings.
00:30Welcome to a new program of Yellow Humor!
00:37Wait a minute, today is new, but when they repeat it, it won't be new anymore.
00:41Then what you said will not be true.
00:43Well, welcome to another program of Humor Amarillo... News preview!
00:48We interrupt the broadcast of Humor Amarillo to go live with the Olympic opening ceremony.
00:53There you have our correspondents Taques and Junior. Go ahead, comrades!
00:58Twenty-fourth stupid Olympics for geeks!
01:03Everything is ready, Taquesi!
01:05What a nice pigeon waterer! Hey, Junior!
01:08Tell me, Taquesi!
01:09The hoops are all wrong. And the torchbearer shouldn't be here anymore.
01:16Who is this, Taquesi? She's scaring me!
01:19Oh, how hot it is!
01:20Yes it's true!
01:21It's for the Olympic torch, silly! Don't worry! They'll put the air conditioning on soon!
01:25Hey, geeky chick! Why do you have that on your nose?
01:28Don't get married!
01:29Where?
01:29In the sea of our sorrows!
01:31Very well thought out, geeky aunt!
01:33Hey guys, if you want, I can imitate you taking a doping shot.
01:37Better not. Hey, what about those pants?
01:40They are for running better!
01:41I'm going to dance the inauguration dance for him!
01:46Look, I can lift my leg up here too!
01:49Come on, get out of the drinking fountain, you bore!
01:50How exciting, Takeshi!
01:54Please move aside, okay?
01:57Here it goes!
02:02How beautiful!
02:04Go on!
02:04We've had a little collateral damage, haven't we?
02:07It's not my fault, eh!
02:08They should have turned away!
02:10Hey, what if we grill them?
02:13My dear Filla, he's an old monk boy!
02:14And I was told on occasion that the Olympics are nothing without their mascot.
02:17Who wants to be the mascot for these Olympics?
02:19No!
02:20They're all adorable, but we have to choose just one.
02:25Let's see if we can find something around here.
02:28What's up, girl?
02:28Do you want to be the next teddy bear, Misa?
02:30Come on, get up, you look very lukewarm.
02:33Wow, wow, that's not bad at all.
02:36Look, instead of being the Olympic mascot, you're going to be my personal mascot.
02:40What do you think?
02:40Come on, sit down, we'll talk later.
02:41Sit down, sit down.
02:43Look how happy I made her in a moment.
02:45Well, let's keep looking.
02:48Do you look like Kobe?
02:49Already!
02:50Look, I need to know something more about you.
02:52Tell us a little about what you can do, let's see.
02:54Well, I make some very tasty baby squid.
02:55Oh really?
02:56How do your entrecotes turn out?
02:57Perfect!
02:58Look, instead of being the pet you're not going to make the food.
03:01What do you think, okay?
03:02Cool, cool.
03:03He usually cooks animals and since he's American he puts ketchup on everything.
03:07Let's see, does anyone else want to be a mascot for these Olympics?
03:09I!
03:10Please stand up.
03:11Sorry, you have too many tattoos on your body.
03:13He looks like he just got out of jail.
03:15I said I'd find the pet for my nakasonis, but seeing you, I give up.
03:19I have realized that it is impossible.
03:20So these games have no majota.
03:22And you all leave...
03:24Good luck!
03:25Hello, hello, hello!
03:30You won't believe it.
03:31I met a girl online and we became virtual boyfriend and girlfriend.
03:34And I came to see her because she lives here in Osaka.
03:37He is from Osaquense.
03:38And I have...
03:38Hello, Pepe!
03:39Hello, samurai!
03:39I told the good yellow guys that my joints hurt and I couldn't go to work.
03:44Look, it says information office there.
03:45I'm going to ask if they know her and can tell me where she lives.
03:48Oh, what cute ladies, because I already have a girlfriend who hasn't already hit on the junk.
03:52But I am a faithful and very honest man.
03:55Excuse me, I'm looking for my girlfriend.
03:57Her name is Conchita and I met her on the internet.
03:59You don't know where this girl lives?
04:02If you haven't given him his address, there must be a reason.
04:04Hello, my name is Conchita.
04:08I met a TV reporter online and came to the set of his show dressed like him to surprise him.
04:14He is so loving, so smart and so funny.
04:17Look, he's the man of my life.
04:19I'm going to ask these guys if they know where it is.
04:21Oops, my helmet is falling off.
04:22Excuse me, technical gentlemen, to go to Pepe's caravan?
04:27Pepe is someone who has a mustache, I don't know if you know him.
04:29Hey, haven't you done the white balance?
04:31They don't seem to be very busy.
04:35The first test of the stupid olympics for geeks is I want to be like Spiderman.
04:40Here the athletes will have to emulate the spider man and stay stuck to the wall.
04:44If they don't get it, they can forget about the gold medal with chocolate inside.
04:48I am the most feared supervillain in the world.
04:50My name is Doctor Araño.
04:56Let's jump!
04:57And here comes the first geeky contestant of the day.
05:01Be an ass man!
05:03Ass man?
05:04But you have to imitate Spiderman, kid.
05:06Well no, he imitated Ass Man, the superhero with the strongest ass in the world.
05:10The poor guy has been left without a rear end.
05:11Let's see if the stinging sensation goes away with Doctor Araño's jet.
05:14Look, it seems so.
05:17Give me the power!
05:18This kid has asked some higher deity to grant him powers.
05:22Well, obviously they haven't given them to him.
05:23Man, how could I give this guy powers?
05:25What a mess that could be.
05:27I'm a screamer woman!
05:28Let's remember one thing because this is a joke.
05:31This is about imitating Spiderman, not doing whatever you want.
05:36Well, you have to admit that this girl really screamed at a woman.
05:39Yes, everyone can do whatever they want and we'll be done sooner.
05:42When Doctor Spider finishes screwing up, let's ask him something.
05:45Do you have a boyfriend?
05:47No, I'm single.
05:48Seriously? You're so pretty. I'm surprised.
05:51Here it goes with a sarcasm! Bad!
05:53I am Tarzan!
05:56Let's listen to the cry of Tarzan.
06:00Well, he's more like a neutered Tarzan.
06:03Well, the episode in which he was castrated was phenomenal.
06:05Some drug dealers capture him and instead of beating his head off, the guys go and beating his...
06:10Now you'll see!
06:11Pay attention to this girl.
06:12He believes he is in the freestyle swimming test.
06:16And we have not corrected her.
06:18This way we all enjoy it more.
06:19What a beautiful execution!
06:20I'm going to give it a 9.
06:21I'm going down to 8, because her hair is a bit tangled.
06:24I'm Captain Fool!
06:25Captain Dummy is, without a doubt, the stupidest superhero in the universe.
06:30There you have a demonstration of his powers.
06:32Because no one is more foolish than Captain Fool.
06:34Well, maybe Lurdo will find him.
06:37Flower Power!
06:38This girl claims that the flower she wears on her head gives her powers.
06:42I think the plant has taken root and is already affecting the brain.
06:47Summon Speeder!
06:48No, kid, you said it backwards. It's Spiderman!
06:51This man suffers from acute disorientation and does everything backwards.
06:55That's why he tried to stay stuck with his back.
06:58Poor thing, and instead of getting out of the water, he stays behind, letting the animal squirt at him.
07:01Let's talk to him.
07:02Has this been happening to you for a long time?
07:03The fact that?
07:04I told him the whole opposite.
07:0510s.
07:06And there's no cure for that, some envelopes or something?
07:09It's funny. I don't want to heal.
07:11It's actually kind of funny, isn't it?
07:14I am a party dad.
07:15What a horny guy!
07:17I'm horny too!
07:19This is the typical envious person who has seen that the previous athlete made people laugh and wants to surpass him.
07:23She throws herself down on purpose, puts her wings on her head and starts acting silly.
07:29That's not funny at all.
07:31Well, the truth is, we're with you, girl.
07:33When you hit yourself on purpose, it's no fun.
07:36But when you pass the test, is it even less fun? Just fun?
07:40Well, this girl, without intending to, has been the only one who has imitated Spiderman.
07:44And we're going to see a replay of this woman's fall.
07:47If there wasn't a mattress there, I'd be in heaven right now.
07:50But as we put it, she's still among the living and is very happy.
07:53The swimming test is about to begin, Takeshi.
07:56How handsome you look, Junior!
07:57I know, I know.
07:58Come on, introduce the 100m freestyle swimmers, run.
08:00Well, since they are free, everyone here dresses as they want.
08:03On track 3 is the knight in shining armor.
08:06In 2, coming from Egypt, he refines it.
08:08I went to see her when I was traveling there, you know?
08:11It looks smaller here, right?
08:12And on track number 1 is Snow White, who has come without the 7 nanites because they are at the mini Olympics.
08:17Well, I'm going to shoot.
08:18Cover your ears, huh?
08:20This sounds very strong.
08:23Here it goes!
08:24What has shot?
08:28Can you swim?
08:29Hey, Junior, Snow White seems to be afraid of water.
08:32The knight in shining armor has drowned.
08:34And you were the one who went around killing dragons, man?
08:37Junior, it seems Snow White is not encouraged.
08:39I'm going to give him a little push.
08:41Come on, Snow White, come on, out!
08:42Go ahead!
08:44Wing, into the water!
08:45Come on, you have no story.
08:47He's drowning, Takeshi.
08:48The mythical Snow White is drowning us.
08:50That's what happens when you don't bring your sleeves.
08:52Takeshi, this is very exciting, isn't it?
08:54It seems that the three of them are super tied.
08:56But they are tied because they haven't advanced even an inch yet.
09:00Look at them, pretend.
09:00And she looked stupid.
09:01How does the aunt swim?
09:03Come on, do it for the thousands of slaves who gave their lives to build you, pretend.
09:06Hey, Snow White is dead, Junior.
09:08They're coming, Takeshi. The knight and the finge are having an incredible duel.
09:12Hey, call the lifeguard, Snow White isn't moving.
09:15Oh really?
09:16I see her rather stiff.
09:17Hey, knight, the shining armor.
09:19Are you going to save Snow White?
09:21Snow White is here, stunned.
09:23Sir, leave him alone, you'll drown yourself.
09:25But this doesn't end here, Takeshi, the Olympics continue.
09:28In a moment we will see a horse riding its rider.
09:31And a sumo fight that turns into an earthquake.
09:34The stupid Olympics continue in the 100 meters of the Zamburgers.
09:39To pass this test, it's not just your speed that counts, but also how geeky you are.
09:43Because they're the geekiest. They'll be among the geeks.
09:47To the zamburgichón!
09:50For me, geek!
09:51This contestant has tattooed on his body the steps he must take to overcome the zamburgers.
09:55The thing is that he couldn't read that speed and he ended up hitting it.
09:59Or I'm going to hit hard!
10:00This man thinks hamburgers represent evil. That's why he's tried to wipe them out.
10:06They are demonic!
10:08This girl's long hair doesn't let her see the road well.
10:11She could have put it up, but it turns out she left her hair tie at home.
10:15You need to go to the hairdresser more often!
10:16This kid peed himself because he was so scared.
10:19That's why he jumps straight into the water, so that his pants get wet and he can hide it better.
10:24And pay attention to this hake.
10:25She has entered the competition wearing the glasses that Julio Iglesias gave her at a concert.
10:29How did he give him the glasses?
10:30It's just that he was the only one who went to the concert, you know, Julio wasn't what he used to be.
10:34This girl says she's going to put on a stupid performance, worthy of a stupid Olympics.
10:39But what did she do? She went into the water alone.
10:41Sure, a super stupid performance.
10:43The next contestant fears that her flower won't produce apples this year because of the drought.
10:48His whole family lives off the harvest, so he said he would water it to see if it would bear fruit.
10:52This man has trained hard for the stupid Olympics.
10:55And it shows, it shows. Oh yes, it shows.
10:57And there are others, however, who haven't trained at all, who come to pass the test and take home a medal.
11:03Gosh, I really can't stand those people! How can there be people like that?
11:07Because as the famous bullfighter El Gallo said when he was told that Ortega y Gasset dedicated himself to thinking...
11:13There are some really stupid people.
11:16This friendly athlete from Hawaii has rhythm in his body.
11:19He dances all day long, even when he falls off the burgers he does a dance step.
11:23And now we're going to prove that man is the only animal that trips twice over the same hamburger.
11:29Well, it hasn't been the same, but it's good enough for our case.
11:31Can you call the girl?
11:32Clear!
11:33Come, Pique, come. Come here with your dad, come.
11:35She's not my daughter.
11:36What? I thought this girl was with you.
11:39Well, I don't know her at all.
11:40And then?
11:42All those kids running around?
11:45Who are they?
11:47Man, they're really scary, because they look like the children of the corn.
11:52Well, here I am still looking for Conchita.
11:54I am lost.
11:55I've rung a lot of bells randomly, but I haven't found her.
11:58And asking women on the street if they are them doesn't work either.
12:01If only I could get a sign, a sign that would help me a little bit...
12:05Oh! Oh!
12:07It's here.
12:08Restaurant?
12:08What? Conchita!
12:10How cool! Throw a restaurant!
12:11So I can eat for free!
12:13I'm finally going to meet her.
12:14Come.
12:15Hey! Where's Conchita?
12:17Kitchen!
12:18Oops!
12:19She's my wife.
12:20He's home.
12:21Do you want some noodles for lunch?
12:22They are delicious.
12:24Oh! There's no way to find her!
12:26Oh! There's no way to find her!
12:27My feet are sore from kicking so much.
12:29All day I've been running like this, from one side to the other.
12:32But I don't give up.
12:33Let's see if I can find someone to help me.
12:35Oh! Excuse me, sir! Excuse me!
12:37I met Pepe.
12:39Please, please, tell me where Pepe is.
12:43Don't be a jerk, man!
12:44Oh! You have to fix your hair.
12:46Come, the tips, the figures such.
12:47And let's see if we got some exercise there.
12:50Ah!
12:53Have you ever wondered while playing pinball?
12:55What happens to those balls that fall off the screen?
12:58Well, a yellow humor contestant
12:59He has to run and pick them up with a bucket.
13:01If this program is a source of wisdom.
13:06Let's play pinball!
13:08I like video games!
13:10This kid was given a Spectrum as a child.
13:13and from that day on he's been crazy about video games.
13:15He spends the day hooked to the console
13:17and his parents told him that they tried new experiences.
13:20That's why it was decided to come to the Stupid Olympics.
13:23The kid is very clever at the controls.
13:25but I see him a little weak in strength.
13:28Oh, I'm splitting my own sides!
13:29This nice lady is a geek of the 15th century.
13:32To start, the cube is left.
13:34Then he has a very peculiar way of going down the stairs.
13:37How is it possible that he walks like this?
13:38And although the ball has gained so much advantage that it has already fallen,
13:42She throws herself into the mud just for fun.
13:45I'm going to stand up!
13:46Maybe this boy's story seems hard to you.
13:48but he has a pine complex.
13:50So the guy thinks he's a pine tree.
13:52and if it is not planted quickly, it will die.
13:55The man begins to notice how the lack of fertilizer is killing him.
13:58and decides that the time has come to plant.
14:03You'll see what beautiful brats you'll come out with now, kid.
14:08Good morning!
14:09But if it's already afternoon,
14:10This man is a little late, isn't he?
14:13Yes, they call him the retarded man.
14:15Tania has decided to help him pass the test.
14:17because he can't do it alone.
14:20On your right, little leak! On your right!
14:22Well, I think when I get the information to your brain
14:24will have already fallen to the voice.
14:25What do you ask for?
14:26Can I help you for once?
14:28I am the champion!
14:29What he hasn't told us is what he is a champion of.
14:33Well, he is a children's table football champion.
14:36Do you play against children?
14:37Anyone can do that.
14:38What a face this guy has.
14:40Well, he also considers himself a child.
14:42Not in body,
14:43but in his head he is six years mentally old.
14:46Well, I don't doubt this, really.
14:48To Saint Burgasón!
14:50Oh, oh, oh!
14:51Get in line!
14:52You left the juice!
14:53These are not hamburgers!
14:54This man, apart from being very absent-minded,
14:56he is very stubborn.
14:57And if he insists that these are hamburgers,
14:59Well, there's nothing more to say.
15:01He has thrown himself into the mud to try to jump over them,
15:03but he doesn't understand what that ball is doing in the hamburgers.
15:05Look how strong I am!
15:06This athlete hit the ball like he would have liked to hit the handsome guy who picked up his girlfriend.
15:13The guy wants to show his girlfriend that she was wrong to leave him,
15:16that he was a good catch,
15:19that he was a cool guy,
15:20that he,
15:21that nothing,
15:21that she did very well to leave him.
15:23A coin, please!
15:25This man has a long experience picking things up on the fly.
15:28He has a goat and a barrel organ
15:30and is dedicated to touring the streets with his audiovisual show.
15:33When people threw coins at him from their balconies,
15:35not one escaped him from the bucket.
15:37With all those experiences behind him,
15:39Catching the ball in flight is effortless.
15:42But we need to see again the man who thought he was a pine tree
15:45and was planted in the ground to grow.
15:48Today it is a beautiful tree that lives in a forest with many like it.
15:52Although the beginnings were not easy.
15:53Look what he looked like when he was a log.
15:56It was super ugly, right?
16:00Now, stupid long jump.
16:03The world record stands at 17 meters 97 centimeters.
16:07Next to nothing!
16:08Here comes the first jumper, Takeshi.
16:10A flight attendant with a bus on top of her.
16:12He made a good jump!
16:13Let's measure!
16:14Don't move, stewardess, I have to put the mark!
16:16Wow!
16:16What a compromised position you've found yourself in, right?
16:19Well, that's it.
16:20On to the next jumper!
16:21Should we tell the flight attendant to get up now?
16:23No, leave it there!
16:24The next to jump is a man dressed in a kimono with a suma wrestler on top of him.
16:29Oh, Junior!
16:29This reminds me of when I was little and I played horsey with the kids at school.
16:33I was always the one who carried the others.
16:34If not, go to the fat ones that were at my school.
16:37Takeshi, this is not tell me!
16:38Look, it seems the kimono man is going through some serious trouble.
16:43Well, be careful, it has almost reached the jumping point.
16:45He's got a good run going, he's got momentum going and...
16:47Hey, hey, cheater!
16:49Don't move forward, stay where you were.
16:51Of course, on top of that, the guy who's now ahead of him isn't carrying much weight.
16:53We're going to give him a doping test, Junior, because I have a feeling he's hiding something.
16:57Sir, please go to the locker room with the one from the SUMA on you for a doping control.
17:01Come on, quick!
17:02You see, Junior?
17:04This ford, I pay, has fallen from nerves.
17:07And here comes the world champion, Takeshi.
17:09The rider Monchito with his horse on his back.
17:12He won't do anything strange to Monchito's horse, because he has it aimed at him.
17:16Don't worry, Takeshi, Monchito will control him by hitting him with that little stick.
17:22It will be a little out of sync, I think.
17:24Wait, I think the horse has twisted its leg.
17:27Poor Monchito!
17:28He has not been able to revalidate his title.
17:30Junior, the horse is fibrillating, look at him.
17:32Give your horse mouth-to-mouth, Monchito, he's getting away from us, run!
17:36Come on, Monchito, open your mouth and let the air in.
17:38It's the only way to save him.
17:40Then we put it on the internet, because there are a lot of sick people out there.
17:43Look at his paw, Takeshi.
17:45It seems that he has given her the Sambito dance.
17:48Monchito, dare, he's a man, even if it's just once in your life.
17:51Come on, Monchito, stick your big tongue in his mouth.
17:54Give that joy to the horse, poor thing!
17:56Oh, he's dead now!
17:58Without knowing love, either.
18:01Well, I swear it's already happened here.
18:03I don't know, I feel like I'm walking in circles.
18:05Wow, that's really bad luck!
18:07But once I hook up, I can't find my girl.
18:09Why does fate punish me so cruelly?
18:12Have I done something wrong in another life?
18:14Oh, wait a minute!
18:15Here it says...
18:16...Bar, the caravan.
18:18It's here.
18:19Only Conchita could have given her bar that name.
18:21I finally found her.
18:23Let's talk to her.
18:24Is Conchita here?
18:26Oops!
18:27It's you again!
18:28Know?
18:29I renamed my bar after your last visit, Freddy Mercury.
18:32But where has this one gone?
18:34Well here I am.
18:36There's no way to find Pepe.
18:37It seems that nobody knows him.
18:39Let's see if this guy tricked me by telling me he works in TV to make himself look cool.
18:42I'm going to keep asking.
18:43Excuse me, sir...
18:45But what are you doing?
18:47What a fright!
18:48Do you think you can go through the world with that attitude?
18:50Scaring people?
18:52What's wrong with you, aunt?
18:53Are you out of your mind?
18:55Very sorry.
18:56I was looking for someone who works here.
18:58His name is Pepe Livingston and he is the love of my life.
19:01I don't know where he is now, do I?
19:04What have you done, Pepe's girlfriend?
19:06Are you out of your mind?
19:07Nobody gets used to trials today with that degenerate.
19:11And we arrive at the sliding bowl.
19:13World-famous test because this is where the pirate duo sings Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá.
19:18Today the pirate duo are sick, and it's quite a coincidence that they both fell ill at the same time.
19:22And that's why we had to look for a high-quality replacement.
19:26Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá.
19:27Coconut, Coconut, Coconut.
19:29Dombrá, Coco, Dombrá, Coco.
19:32Did he sing well, pirate?
19:33I'm the master of Sing Star!
19:35Give me your foot, Pinky!
19:36Dombrá, Dombrá, Coco, Coco.
19:38Let's take a moment to analyze this test.
19:41What's the point of singing that song if all you have to do is stay in the bowl?
19:46Well, not at all, but it looks nice.
19:49Don't throw me, Pinky, don't throw me, no!
19:51Please, kid, calm down, that's water down there, not sulfuric acid!
20:03Are you sure it's water?
20:05Sing from hicks!
20:07Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá.
20:10This little brat has stopped singing the Dombrá and has left Pinky alone.
20:13And Pinky is nothing else, but very resentful.
20:16What a pirate Castile!
20:17And your haircut is out!
20:19That song is the worst!
20:20Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá!
20:23Gosh, ever since we said that singing Dombrá was useless, the contestants have lost their tune!
20:27And that takes a lot of the fun out of it, really.
20:30Hey, come on, anyone who doesn't sing the Dombrá doesn't pass the test!
20:33Don't let them ridicule you!
20:34Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá!
20:37He has refused to sing because he says he doesn't come to Humor Amarillo to make a fool of himself.
20:41Well, you haven't made a fool of yourself, have you?
20:42You have fallen into the water, you are trapped under the bowl without knowing how to get out
20:45and when you finally get out you start celebrating.
20:47You're not ridiculous, are you?
20:48Let's go now!
20:49Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá!
20:51Sing, pirate, please!
20:55This letter took a while, but in the end it sang something.
20:58Well, maybe it's worth it to make a group with the worst singers of OT,
21:01but to pass the test you are of no use to us.
21:04Let's sing!
21:05Finally, finally, finally, finally someone who sings!
21:12Very well done, kid, for your great vocal efforts, even if you fall into the water like you did,
21:17you can pass the test.
21:19Thank you so much!
21:20I almost released an album!
21:21This man was about to be a singing star, but a dramatic injury
21:30in the larynx, when shouting goal, he took him away from his dream.
21:34Here I have the black one, Joel!
21:36I'm the king of the party!
21:37Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá!
21:39Well, friends, if this is the king of the party, what should the party be like?
21:44Well, one of those super sad parties, where there are no falls into the water,
21:48and people are sitting on their bowls like a couple saying "That's it!"
21:53No to coupling!
21:58This one never stops dancing.
21:59But back off a bit, you idiot, you're not in the pasha.
22:02If it's true, what are these people like who don't know how to stop?
22:08I'm not a gofe!
22:09This kid has been labeled a jinx by his family and friends,
22:15because everything he touches goes wrong.
22:17But that is not true.
22:19Look, he just passed the test.
22:22Ah, well no.
22:23It's going to be true that the guy jinxed me.
22:25Let's talk to him.
22:27Hey, don't laugh at me.
22:28What I'm going through is very hard, huh?
22:30Oh really?
22:31Oh, my house burned down!
22:32Oh yeah, what a jinx you are, man!
22:34And what other bad things have happened to you recently, tell us.
22:37Know you.
22:40Oh, besides being a jinx, you're also stupid!
22:42Oh, without fail!
22:43Let the fighters pass!
22:47Why are you shouting like that, Junior?
22:48Because the earthquake sumo is about to begin.
22:52The first contestant is a blackmailer.
22:55World champion in the bald wrestler with wig category.
22:58And at the other end of the ring is the undertaker Chinorri.
23:02It goes without saying where he sends all his adversaries.
23:05And now I'm going to say let the earthquake begin!
23:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
23:20Oops, a fighter stuck me in the back, Takeshi!
23:22His wig has fallen off.
23:27Should we disqualify him?
23:28As?
23:29I would disqualify him because yes.
23:31Come on!
23:32Disqualified!
23:32Come home, blackmailer!
23:34If in the Lord of the Rings Mount Doom was the place where everything ended,
23:39In yellow humor that place is surfing on the ironing board.
23:42Here and now it will be decided who the geeks are who win the Stupid Olympics.
23:46Prepare for the final battle.
23:48My favorite character from Lord of the Rings is the archer Leolas.
23:53I grabbed it and put it inside me.
23:56Let's surf!
23:58I'm dirty!
23:59And here is Guarrete Cudeiro, the dirtiest member of the Cudeiro family.
24:04It's not that he's a pig, it's that the heater hasn't worked for two years and he can't shower with hot water.
24:09No! To my surprise, the Guarrete Cudeiro has already died!
24:13I'm a Trekki!
24:15What a funny little painting!
24:16Trekkies, for those who don't know, are Star Trek fans.
24:19Well, this girl seems to have been unable to control the Enterprise and it has crashed.
24:25I'm a roleplayer!
24:26This kid loves to play role-playing games, specifically Dungeons and Dragons.
24:31Well, I, being the master, decided that he's dead, kid.
24:34How did the game go?
24:36They killed you, didn't they?
24:38Why didn't you draw your sword and fight a little?
24:41There were too many orcs, not to mention the undead and the giant crocodiles.
24:46That's terrible, man!
24:49I'm going to score!
24:50This contestant always wanted to be a center forward for a professional soccer team, but there was just one small problem.
24:56His legs wouldn't respond when he spoke to them.
24:59For example, he would tell them, kick your legs!
25:01And the legs that were very lazy passed by.
25:03And now he goes and tells them, legs, get off the board!
25:06And the legs go and throw him into the water.
25:08Poor thing, what rebellious legs!
25:11I will fight!
25:12This athlete says the best way to face danger is to head straight toward it.
25:17And there he goes without fear, straight for the nipple!
25:19Of course, going through life like this, you're going to get hit from all sides, kid.
25:26I'm an otaku!
25:27Otaku is a Japanese word that translates as geek.
25:31Which perfectly defines this colleague, because what makes you a geek or more of an otaku?
25:37Don't scare me!
25:38When this man was little, his parents told him stories to put him to sleep.
25:42Stories like the funny story of Jack the Ripper, the killer stuffed animal goes on a night out,
25:47or the story of the Chicago Ripper for children.
25:49And of course, he gets scared very easily.
25:51Uh, I'll get you!
25:52What's happening to you? The poor guy is so scared! You left him in his place!
25:57May the force be with you!
25:59This athlete is a die-hard Star Wars fan.
26:02Look how much of a fan he is, he's been training for the Olympics with Master Yoda.
26:05But Master Yoda wasn't dead.
26:07Man, he died in the movies, but he was acting.
26:10The doll that Yoda made is still alive and kicking,
26:12and has set up a gym to introduce young people to the path of strength.
26:16Oh my goodness! You can tell he trained with Yoda! He passed the test!
26:19Although he still has a little bit left to master the force, the truth is.
26:23I'm an otaku!
26:25Wow, another otaku, another manga and anime geek.
26:29Is it just me or are all otakus the same?
26:32They are even geeks in that regard.
26:35Raise those palms!
26:36And down below he is given a piltrafilla.
26:38Look, I told you that if you come wearing T-shirts and sleeves, you should take a shower.
26:42Even if you wash the cat, there's no one who can present this later.
26:45Now go on, rub his armpits a little now. Enjoy it.
26:49Hello, Girls!
26:51Every geek has an idol on the altar.
26:53This girl's is Muchajontas.
26:55He came here to talk to her and ask for her autograph.
26:58That's his dream.
26:59The Olympics thing is beyond him.
27:02And pay attention, this beautiful moment is coming.
27:04Girls, an autograph.
27:05Yes, he takes an autograph.
27:07Damn, poor girl. She's left without an autograph and she's lost.
27:10But let us remember the feat that Yoda's disciple accomplished.
27:13He was on the verge of falling, but thanks to his strength he recovered and managed to win the Yellow Humor Olympics.
27:19That he and another one running ahead of him have won.
27:23I'll tell you, Luke.
27:24I am your father!
27:25Oh, how cool!
27:27And the trickster knew how to win the stupid Olympics.
27:29But since they are stupid, there is no prize.
27:31And now you want to know how Pepe and Conchita's love story ends.
27:37Well, let's see!
27:38Oh!
27:39Oh, this city is all the same!
27:41There's no way to find your way around like this.
27:43I can't understand how Conchita can live here.
27:45I'm sure that when I tell her to come with me to the village, she'll be very happy.
27:49That's clear to me, because I'm already starting to lose hope, you know?
27:52Oh!
27:53Wait, wait!
27:55Specialty soup Pepe Livingston style.
27:57It's here!
27:58Conchita has created a dish in my honor.
28:00Now that's love!
28:01I want to talk to the cook!
28:03Where is the cook?
28:05Oh, Pepe!
28:06Here again!
28:07I've created a dish with you in mind!
28:09Do you want to try it?
28:10Close it!
28:10Wow!
28:11I don't want soup!
28:12I love Conchita!
28:13I almost never gave up, but I'm about to throw in the towel.
28:17Look, I'm going to ask one last time and if you don't tell me where to find Pepe, I'm going to come back.
28:21Oops!
28:21It looks like the team members are having a barbecue there.
28:24Hi guys!
28:25How are you?
28:26Are you going to make some churetitas?
28:29Hey, sir, you're splitting wood.
28:31You don't know where Pepe is, do you?
28:33Take my advice!
28:34But, sorry, I'm trying to find it, it's driving me crazy, crazy.
28:38Do you know where I can find you?
28:40Do you know where?
28:42What are you laughing at, you bastard?
28:44Come on, I'll ask one more and I'll settle it.
28:46Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
28:49No!
28:50No!
28:51No!
28:51No!
28:51Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
28:55No!
28:56Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
28:57No!
28:58Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
28:59No!
29:00Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
29:02No!
29:03Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
29:04No!
29:05Hey, sir, please, do you know where Pepe Libriston is?
29:10Music
29:39Shame about the guy at the bar, huh, Junior?
29:41His story has a very sad ending.
29:43Is Pepe's sad too?
29:44To that one who comes.
29:46He deserves it.
29:47But Takeshi, he was just a crazy dreamer
29:49who tried to touch the star of love.
29:51Look, don't go all poetic on me again, okay, Junior?
29:53Or as it was done in Japanese, that's love
29:56and that's what we told him.
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