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00:00Here you should see a contestant breaking his head on the rolls.
00:05And in this box there should be a girl who is dismembering herself on the Hirohito circuit.
00:09But we're not seeing anything, and there's an explanation for this. Let Tani not tell the tale. Come on.
00:15That!
00:16Bad tokens! The contestants who were supposed to come on the show today have gotten sick.
00:19They've caught a strange virus, so I don't know what we'll do today.
00:22If you want to help us, take your car or motorcycle and come to the Humor Amarillo studio to compete.
00:27Wow! It's right next door!
00:30There's no one around, huh?
00:30For now we're going to put on a movie to pass the time.
00:33Come on, get off your asses and come fight, we need you, guys. Please, come!
00:38What the heck!
00:40Aha, Takeshi!
01:05Junior, you're lazy, huh?
01:06And what's that for?
01:07I have to make you into someone useful, kid.
01:10Yeah? What are you going to turn me into?
01:12I'm going to train you to help people in need.
01:15But if that is no longer correct, Takeshi
01:17Look how I make him laugh, look, pay attention
01:19You've got a hollow brain, huh?
01:23No, they are flowers, Takeshi
01:25Look, Junior, I'm going to transform you into the vigilante dragon.
01:28And what is that?
01:29A superhero
01:30How cool!
01:31When you get beaten to a pulp it won't be so cool
01:36Pay attention, Junior, pay attention.
01:37This is your superhero costume
01:39I don't like it, it looks like a sheet
01:40No, it's my grandmother's tablecloth.
01:42The first lesson is learning to fly, Junior
01:45It's very easy, first you will do it with the cables
01:47And you will have to follow the steps in a video that I am going to show you.
01:50He has it behind you, there
01:51It's like a gymnastics video
01:53Like Jane Funga, but she teaches you how to be a superhero.
01:55I don't quite understand, Takeshi.
01:57Look, get in there and shut up already, you bore.
01:59And now watch the video, eh?
02:01And copy his movements, come on.
02:02Here or not!
02:04Come on, move your ass, Junior
02:06Takeshi, he doesn't watch TV!
02:07I have her behind me!
02:09Well, I'll tell you what you have to do.
02:11Come on, jump to the right
02:12Double somersault to the left
02:14Open your arm, fly
02:15And I said, I am the righteous dragon and I come to deliver justice
02:18I am the dragon of justice and I come to deliver justice!
02:22Follow the song, Junior
02:23Move to the rhythm of the music
02:25Very good!
02:29You see how easy it is?
02:30And now we're going to continue to the garden for the final choice.
02:32We would see if you overcome these or are free.
02:35Junior!
02:41What's happening?
02:44I have a cold
02:45Yes, there is a very bad virus out there, Takeshi
02:47Are you ready?
02:50Do you think he's made any films about us?
02:53No way, of course not.
02:55Look, Junior, now we're going to do some training.
02:57To see how you do in an air battle, okay?
03:00An air battle?
03:01Yes, with little airplanes, Junior
03:03You're going to fight the red man.
03:04He's going to throw all his artillery at you.
03:06And you have to defend yourself with what you have learned.
03:08Rip off their attacks!
03:10Return your missiles!
03:11Sing something to him!
03:13Junior, I see you are very unmotivated.
03:15I don't like that
03:16A superhero must want to be one
03:18Yes, yes, I really want to.
03:20It was from above!
03:21Oh, but up where!
03:22Hey, Takeshi, wait a minute.
03:24That red man won't be dangerous, right?
03:27Well yes, that red man is very dangerous, Junior
03:29Because that red man...
03:31That red man is me!
03:33And now get ready to fight a vigilante.
03:36But how?
03:37Use your superpowers, silly.
03:39Your deadly fire breath, for example
03:41But, Takeshi, if you haven't taught me anything like that
03:44Well then you're doing it wrong, Junior.
03:46Takeshi, not on the head, please.
03:48Then I have nightmares.
03:50The head is the weak point of dragons.
03:52Everyone knows that.
03:53Junior, you seem a bit of a fool, don't you?
03:55If you don't get your act together, I think they'll kill you on the first mission you do.
03:58Takeshi, I think I prefer to read you about superheroes.
04:00Instead of being one of them
04:02Here goes my final weapon, Junior
04:05Gosh, you almost destroyed my plane, dragon.
04:09So I'll have to finish you off once and for all.
04:12Can I resign?
04:13No, Junior, you can't resign.
04:15The time has come to deliver justice
04:17The time has come to face your first challenge
04:21Let's see, what do I have to do?
04:23Look at that family
04:24What's wrong with them?
04:25They are bad, Junior
04:26They don't recycle, they don't pay taxes
04:29And on top of that, if that weren't enough, they burp when they're eating.
04:31So, dragon, vigilante, go teach them a lesson.
04:34Go over there
04:35But how do I do it?
04:37Well, look, you cross the lake, go to their house and give them some omantapalos
04:41Come on
04:42But Takeshi, I can't cross the lake.
04:44Well, you're right there, Junior.
04:46I'm going to find you a partner who will help you.
04:48Come, Super Turtle, come
04:50Super Turtle?
04:52Super Turtle! That's yours!
04:55Don't tell me he's a superhero, Takeshi.
04:57Of course
04:58Little Turtle, help him cross the lake, come on.
05:00But Takeshi, do you think this will work?
05:03This Super Turtle is a little bit in my zone.
05:05I don't know if he can handle me.
05:07Of course, Junior
05:08Come on, go ahead, superheroes
05:10Hey, hey, Super Turtle
05:13What have you left behind, dragon, vigilante?
05:15Damn, she's winged in the water.
05:17I'm not going to swim.
05:18My nakasones have become as big as two olives.
05:21Oh, what a shame, Super Turtle!
05:23You're lazy, huh?
05:24Besides, you're a fool.
05:25You could have gone around the lake
05:29To get to the house without getting into the water
05:31What, really, I don't know what they teach you at the Superhero Academy.
05:35You are even more stupid
05:36You could have told me before, you bastard.
05:39I am the avenging dragon
05:41And I come to deliver justice
05:43You are a bad family
05:44Kids, throw everything you have at that monster.
05:47Oh, oh, the cups no
05:49They are made of porcelain and hurt.
05:51Help me, Super Turtle
05:53My goodness
05:53No, don't throw your cutlery at me.
05:55Oops, I just got stuck in the eye with a fork.
05:57Come on, kill that dragon and then we'll eat it for dessert.
06:00Well, in the first mission you failed
06:02But it was just a little training
06:05What do you mean, a workout?
06:09Dissimulate, dissimulate
06:10Don't let them know you're a superhero in disguise.
06:12I am a dancing dragon
06:14Not a vigilante dragon
06:15March, young man! March, young man!
06:18Very good, very good
06:19But leave the silly junior alone
06:20And become the avenging dragon right now
06:22Come on
06:22What do you think?
06:27Pierre, brother!
06:28Stop looking at cameras, you bastard.
06:30What's my next mission, Takeshi?
06:32Getting a cat down from a tree?
06:34It's stupid here
06:35Look, that building is the headquarters of a gang of mobsters.
06:39Oh!
06:39How did you know, Takeshi?
06:41Well, because it says so on the doorbell.
06:42Come on, get in there and finish them off, Junior, get in there.
06:46Could you come with me, Takeshi?
06:48Let's see if I'm going to confuse the door.
06:49Come on, let's go
06:50Go for the mafia, vigilante dragon
06:52It's here, Junior
06:58We're going to walk in without knocking to catch them by surprise.
07:00I am the righteous dragon and I come to deliver justice.
07:03Justice, justice
07:06Takeshi, Takeshi, you're gone and more about Han Solo
07:14Come back, cabaret, come back
07:15Oh my goodness, look how unlucky it is to get right in the middle of a gang war.
07:19Oh!
07:20Oh, they're killing me!
07:22There is no war
07:28Make love to yourself!
07:31End!
07:32Jota, this ending isn't cool at all.
07:33Look, I prefer to end like this.
07:35I transform into a giant dragon
07:36And much is controlled by the mutant snake that wants to eat the world.
07:39And I kill her
07:40And then, the end.
07:42This one is really cool, huh?
07:43Junior, this ending is crap.
07:45The movie is going to end like this
07:46I am alone with four geishas who treat me like a king.
07:49And when things are starting to get heated
07:51And we're going to move on to other things, the word end appears
07:54Takesi!
07:55That ending has nothing to do with the rest of the movie.
07:57Well look, I'm sure you'll like this one.
07:58We are both so happy eating watermelon
08:00And then a giant mosquito appears
08:02But let's go see it, Junior, let's go see it.
08:05Lucky for you, watermelon was on sale at the fruit stand, wasn't it, Takesi?
08:08We are so lucky I can't believe it.
08:10Hey, Junior, I haven't noticed anything strange.
08:13It's that I felt like a sting here, on my neck
08:16He's senile, Takesi, he's very old.
08:19Can you bring me the wine so I can make some sangria?
08:22No, not sangria, Junior, because then they say a lot of stupid things.
08:24Come on, pass it to me, please.
08:27It's just a sip.
08:28Hey, Takesi!
08:33I think I've been bitten
08:34You see? I didn't believe it, Junior.
08:38But what a bite, you look like you were a vampire.
08:40Look, Junior, I'm tired of having my blood sucked.
08:43Paying taxes already makes me feel like I'm getting screwed enough, you know?
08:45They put the sting in, they take everything out of you and they leave.
08:48This is what you will remember
08:49Takesi, I think it's time for us to become...
08:56The avenging dragons!
08:59Here I go, Junior!
09:00Mosquito, the time has come for you to get what you deserve.
09:03Let's deliver justice, scoundrels!
09:05They're getting away, Takesi!
09:08Don't leave any of them alive!
09:13The vigilante dragons have returned to save the world!
09:17Again!
09:18Wait, Takesi!
09:19There's one still alive here!
09:20I'm sending it to you so you can finish it off!
09:22Go over there, mosquito!
09:23Take it, you bastard!
09:25Come on, Junior!
09:26Hit him with the fire extinguisher!
09:27This is very powerful!
09:28No!
09:28No!
09:28No!
09:28No!
09:28No!
09:29No!
09:29No!
09:29No!
09:29No!
09:30No!
09:30No!
09:30No!
09:30No!
09:30No!
09:30No!
09:31No!
09:31No!
09:31You'll see how I won't suck blood again for a long time.
09:34I don't want to suck, my wretch!
09:38End!
09:39And now it's really over, huh?
09:45And now let's go with the debate
09:46Let's see, Junior
09:48What did you think of the movie?
09:50Well, a masterpiece.
09:51It's got a lot of John Forb in it, right?
09:52Yes, it is a masterpiece
09:54As?
09:54What I liked
09:55And you, Tani, what do you think?
09:56It seemed like commercial garbage to me.
09:58This guy has no idea, Junior.
10:00This is the last time I let him speak.
10:02And we have to stop this program.
10:03Because contestants have already arrived
10:05Yellow love!
10:06Tani's appeal seems to have had an effect.
10:08And hundreds of people have shown up here to compete
10:11When they got up this morning
10:12They could not even imagine what this day had in store for them.
10:15Yes, you wake up so happy
10:16That you end up dying on a TV show
10:18Hey, Tani, come quickly, we don't have time.
10:20Hurrah!
10:21No, it was a joke, it was a joke.
10:23We are in a hurry, but we have time.
10:24And trafillas?
10:27An old Chaoli monk told me that it is a sign of good breeding to be grateful.
10:30So, thank me for letting you come to the program.
10:32Just like that, for the good, for the face
10:34And now...
10:36No, it was a joke, it was a joke again!
10:38My goodness, I'm more playful today.
10:40And I am in the revelry, father
10:41It is the happiness that overwhelms me
10:43Because we have had a crisis worse than the Cuban missile crisis.
10:45And today we almost didn't have a program.
10:47By the way
10:48Who liked the movie about the vigilante dragon?
10:51Of course, to all the geeks
10:54Wait a minute, what do my eyes see?
10:57What a hot chick!
10:58We came because we want to be sex symbols.
11:02By the way, everything we have is natural, eh?
11:04Let it be clear
11:05I don't believe that.
11:07So you've never had surgery, right?
11:10Well, to put on this wig
11:11But that doesn't count
11:12Gosh
11:14I think I've fallen in love
11:16And now everyone to the nougat
11:18Hello, I'm Conchita
11:22You will remember me because I fell in love with Pepe on the internet.
11:24I came to see if I could see her.
11:25But it turns out he's sick and has caught a virus.
11:27So I had brought him a little gift
11:29But since it's not here, I'm going to give it to you.
11:31To these nice guys
11:33Hello, Tani, how are you?
11:34Hello, Piltrafilla
11:35Let's see, what have you brought us?
11:36Let's see
11:36A little detail alone is not a big deal.
11:39But it's the thought that counts, right?
11:41That's right, Piltrafilla
11:42You are a charm
11:43Oh, don't tell me that, I'll blush, Tani.
11:45I admire you very much
11:46I put it very well, Conchita
11:47It is logical and normal
11:48Come on, open the present already.
11:50Come on, we have it all day.
11:51Strip!
11:52Well here it is
11:53They are some buns
11:54That I have done to you myself
11:55With these little hands
11:56Wow, that's ticín!
11:58Eat them yourself
11:58Let's see if you can throw it away, please
12:00If you give something as a gift, put a little work into it.
12:01Wow, when the animal gets angry
12:06Is it that good?
12:08To the conga!
12:10And we come to a new test of yellow humor
12:12The Jalisco conga
12:13The operation is such that this
12:15The contestants have to take a surprise envelope
12:17Inside the envelope is a colored bib
12:19They have to put it on and then they'll run to the row of flip-flops.
12:23And there are five pairs of flip-flops tied together
12:25Contestants have to find other contestants
12:27To form a group in which each person wears a different color
12:30Once the group is formed
12:31They slip into flip-flops
12:33And now they just have to hop to the finish line.
12:35It seems that this test was written by the writers of the vigilante dragon.
12:38What a scratch!
12:39And now comes the good part
12:40The test is called The Jalisco Conga
12:42In honor of the famous song by George D. Dan
12:44That the contestants have to sing
12:46As they head towards the goal
12:47The Jalisco conga
12:50Here it comes
12:51Rolling
12:52The Jalisco conga
12:55Here it comes
12:56Rolling
12:57I'm sure many of you have already seen this done.
13:00A Saturday at three in the morning, for example
13:01The gang is going crazy
13:03The moment of friendship leaping occurs
13:05And they all end up lying on the ground
13:06I'll wait a moment before I take out my barrel organ and put some music to this test.
13:09My mother, with your barrel organ and my lute
13:18We're going to form a music group and we're going to get rich.
13:21We will have as much fame as the freckles
13:23I'm already seeing it
13:24Hey, what I'm seeing is a brawl.
13:27They are fighting over a contestant
13:28And the guy is so happy that they are fighting over him
13:31This group is missing one color to start the conga
13:33And where is that missing color?
13:36Where?
13:37I can't find it! I can't find it!
13:39But look on the ground, Aunt! Look in the trash!
13:41There's nothing here!
13:42But look for more, Aunt Vaga!
13:44The Jalisco conga! Here it comes!
13:48Hey, what have we been through!
13:50Look, Auntie! He found a breastplate! How cool, aunties! How cool!
13:53Wow, man! Wow! We finally have it!
13:56Finally, Auntie! Let's go! Let's run, ladies! Run!
13:58Leave the flip-flops behind! We're running!
14:02This place is packed, geeks!
14:04Hey, you have to put on your flip-flops, otherwise they're worthless.
14:07What a woman I like!
14:11Ready! On one! On two!
14:13And let's go! Come on!
14:14The conga!
14:16This is a robbery! Our whistle has been stolen!
14:18Who has been?
14:19That, that slut!
14:20Here we have some who are doing the conga on all fours
14:24I'm sure you've seen her do a lot on a Saturday at three in the morning, for example.
14:28And the test is about to end
14:29The four-legged gang manages to arrive at the last moment
14:32But there are others who have not achieved it.
14:35Let's talk to them! Come on!
14:37When they finish celebrating, of course.
14:39One thing I'm going to say, this test is a disgrace.
14:42It insults human intelligence and degrades people.
14:44But what bothers me the most is having lost
14:46And 102 contestants dancing the Jalisco conga are heading to the next test.
14:51This is the director of the program, his name is Masumoto
14:54How are you, Masumoto?
14:55I brought you a little gift for making such a cool program.
14:57Thank you very much, Conchita
14:59You're welcome, Masumoto
15:00If it's nothing, I've wrapped it up in my resume.
15:02Let's see if you give me a job.
15:03Do you think I have a future in this?
15:05Of course, Conchita!
15:06I'm going to give you a super nice close-up shot.
15:08Come on, pose for me.
15:09Oops! I feel like Marilyn Monroe!
15:12At the spring rolls we have set up a casting
15:14Looking for actors for the second part of the Justice Dragon
15:18To the casting!
15:20I'm going to get into character, come on.
15:22I am the dragon!
15:23Well, kid, show us your acting skills.
15:25Come on, pretend you're a loser who leaves his fists in the rolls.
15:28Very bad, you didn't leave them.
15:31You are of no use to us
15:31You should have used the Stanislavski method
15:33You want to be the girl in the movie!
15:35In the second part of Dragon Justice Jr. he hooks up with a girl
15:39And there's a steamy bed scene.
15:41Well, I think he's not interested in the role anymore.
15:42I bet I'm hot!
15:46It seems that according to General Tani, yes
15:48Well, look, if he says so, we'll give you the role of the girl in the movie.
15:51And that's it
15:52Are you happy that you got a role, even though you can't act?
15:55What is that?
15:56Acting? Don't know what it is?
15:58Making faces and stuff?
15:59Ah, okay, that's easy.
16:00Do you have any actresses you admire?
16:03Well, Pamela Anderson is the greatest.
16:04I think you're going to go far
16:07Oh my goodness!
16:08I was headed to the Oscars
16:10Do you think they can beat me?
16:11I'm here for the bad guy role!
16:13Well, look, kid, in the second part the bad guy is super bad.
16:15It's cruel, it's diabolical, it's inhuman
16:17Let's see how you do it
16:18Please, please, stop there, you're nailing it.
16:23You are very bad
16:24But very bad at passing the test, that's unfortunate.
16:26Look, please fall down and head home.
16:29If so, we'll call you, but don't get your hopes up too much, okay?
16:31I want to be the girl in the movie!
16:35Hey, we're so sorry, miss!
16:36But we have already been assigned that role.
16:38He has arrived late
16:39Poor thing
16:40What a huge disappointment he has had.
16:42I'm so funny!
16:44Well, if you come for the funny role
16:46Show us what you can do
16:48It was about being funny
16:49Not pathetic
16:51I am the dragon!
16:54Oh my goodness!
16:54And this guy?
16:55We have it
16:56We have the Schwarzenegger of the 21st century
16:58He will be the protagonist of the second part of the avenging dragon
17:01And what do we do with Junior?
17:02Fuck Junior
17:03He's given me a role!
17:05Yes, look, we have a very important role left to play.
17:07He is an office worker who is among a crowd of hundreds of people
17:10And at one point he screamed
17:11Look! It's the avenging dragon!
17:14Piece of paper
17:15The thing is that since you haven't passed the test, they can't bite you.
17:17I wanted that role!
17:20Something girly!
17:21As a child?
17:22There are no girls in this movie.
17:23What is this doing here?
17:24He must have made a mistake in casting.
17:26I would go to the side that Marisol is preparing against the zombies
17:28You're talking to me!
17:29Oh! That Robert De Niro guy did so well in Taxi Driver, didn't he?
17:33He's a great actor!
17:34Let's give him a role, come on!
17:35The only one left free is that of the office worker who certifies
17:38It's the avenging dragon!
17:39Well, that same one
17:40Look how excited she was!
17:41But before finishing the casting
17:42We have to remember
17:43To the future action movie superstar
17:46Actors like Van Damme, Stallone and Steven Seagal will look like amateurs next to him.
17:51Well, it already seemed like that without being by his side, huh?
17:53Well, look, Junior, my favorite scene from...
17:56Of the avenging dragon?
17:57That, that, from the avenging dragon
17:58It's the one where I laugh like this
17:59That's a good one, Takeshi!
18:02And then when I run away from the mobsters it's like this
18:04Look, how I run away like this
18:05It also lines perfectly.
18:07The truth is that what a great movie we have left
18:10And you were out, saving that is complicated
18:12The only flaw in the film is that there is no monster, Takeshi.
18:15That's why the movie is garbage!
18:16You were falling, Tony, heavy
18:18Well, that's it, a monster that is really scary is missing.
18:20Something like this
18:21The Dirty Lagoon Monster Ironing Board
18:24To the board!
18:27That movie sucks!
18:29And then on the ironing board
18:31The contestants will give us their opinion on the film about the vigilante dragon.
18:34This kid who plays the serious critic with horn-rimmed glasses
18:37He doesn't know that the one who gives a bad review
18:39He goes headfirst into the water
18:40And if he doesn't go alone, we'll call the monster to push him.
18:43I fell asleep watching it!
18:46And here is the typical critic who acts like Risto Mejide
18:49Copying his glasses and his mean comments
18:52But we don't care about those attacks.
18:54Why are you going to jump into the water now?
18:56Wretch!
18:56Can you imagine doing the same thing with the real Risto Mejide?
19:00It would be cool
19:01I like romantic comforts
19:02Yes, but that is all the same to us.
19:05What you should have said is whether you liked it or not.
19:08The avenging dragon
19:09Come on, tell it to the monster in the dirty lagoon
19:13And we see what we do with you
19:15But tell him now, man!
19:18Well, the truth is that it seems like a 15-year-old brother-in-law to me, huh?
19:22Well, there you have yours.
19:23I bet I'm hot!
19:29This is one of the sex symbols that has become famous in yellow humor.
19:33Let's remember that one of them has already been cast as the protagonist in the second part of the vigilante dragon.
19:38And what do we do with this?
19:39He hasn't said anything about the movie.
19:40Well, when he hasn't said anything it's because he didn't like it very much.
19:43So...
19:44Into the water with her!
19:45Don't worry, come on, don't cry, I'll comfort Tani now.
19:51I only watch American cinema
19:53Yes, this man has a problem.
19:55He only watches American movies.
19:57And that causes serious side effects
20:00Watching so many bad movies in a row has given him a strange tremor.
20:04Which is quite funny on the other hand.
20:06Look, watching only American movies
20:08Go on...
20:10Into the water with him, come on!
20:11Come on!
20:15From now on I will only watch Spanish films.
20:18The movie is not bad
20:19Not bad, not bad
20:21The vigilante dragon is the best movie ever.
20:23Only surpassed by Howard the Duck, girl
20:26But well, since your review has been slightly positive
20:29Let's let them take the test, come on.
20:31By the way, why is Santa's suit blue in Japan?
20:34Because they imitate the Smurfs
20:36There look, I don't know.
20:37I'm going to introduce you to the security guard from the yellow comedy set.
20:42He is a retired army colonel
20:44With a phobia of getting his hat wet
20:45And that's why he wears a shower hood.
20:47It's very serious
20:48And his work is very hard
20:50And to cheer him up I'm going to sing him a song.
20:52Let's see if he moves his skeleton a little.
20:53Ready, come on
20:54That turns on the speaker, huh?
20:56They're going to hear us all over the city, my goodness.
20:58Let your true self come out
21:00And don't worry
21:01They're not going to fire you for this.
21:03I'm going!
21:04But man! You're a fool!
21:17Attention, attention, contestants.
21:19Next stop, Hirohito Circuit
21:22Hello! I'm the villain of the movie.
21:25I will finish off the avenging dragon!
21:32We'll kill him!
21:39What are you telling me? That I have to fight against those?
21:42Exactly, Piltrofilla! Come on, to the circuit!
21:44And now we are going to tell you what the second part of the avenging dragon is about.
21:47The film begins with a guy dressed in yellow bouncing down the street.
21:51A curious way of walking, indeed.
21:53Then a killer ball finishes him off.
21:56Nobody can explain what happened.
21:57That's why he goes into action to investigate the crime.
21:59The girl in the movie!
22:01Exactly, the girl in the movie is the bride of the vigilante dragon.
22:04She is a prestigious journalist
22:06Who decides to investigate the murder of the boy
22:08And to do so, he looks for clues at the crime scene.
22:11As we already saw in the rolls
22:13The actress who plays this role is not exactly Nicole Kidman either.
22:16But well, you have to give the girl credit for one thing.
22:18There is one thing he knows how to do very, very well.
22:21Yes, he takes the hits like no one else.
22:24And then the girl in the movie
22:26Fall into a trap
22:27What the villains have prepared for him
22:28A pool of foam rubber pieces
22:30Moving
22:31The poor journalist is about to drown alone.
22:33But at the last moment he realizes that he just has to stand up.
22:36And he manages to escape
22:38And he comes face to face with Juanito Calvici
22:40Who looks at him with devilish eyes and asks him
22:42Hey girl, can I help you with something?
22:45Are you OK?
22:46But the girl ignores him.
22:47Because she is the one who truly loves
22:48It's the righteous dragon
22:50And at that moment the alarm starts to sound
22:52Because a little robot is approaching the goal
22:55The girl gets nervous because she has very sensitive ears.
22:57And falls to the side
22:58And after this dramatic scene
23:00Appears...
23:01I appear, the sister of the girl in the movie
23:03Yes, this girl with her swimsuit on and leg warmers
23:06He comes to avenge his sister
23:08And here things get complicated
23:09Because it turns out that the sister of the girl in the movie
23:11In the past she was involved with Animal
23:13But she left him for the avenging dragon
23:15Who in turn is involved with his sister
23:16So, the cool guy is having an affair with both sisters at the same time.
23:20Hey, this is more like a soap opera than an action movie.
23:22Well yes, a little bit
23:23And the reason why Animal hates the vigilante dragon so much
23:26He stole his girlfriend.
23:28But then why is Animal a giant spider?
23:31Because Animal of disgust locked himself in his room
23:33And he began to transform into a spider
23:35Don't tell anyone
23:37But it seems to me that the scriptwriters have plagiarized this.
23:39From the metamorphosis of Cáceres
23:41Plagiarize, I don't know
23:42But I don't even want to imagine
23:44What the scriptwriters have taken
23:46Well, the thing is that the movie continues with Animal hooking up with his ex-girlfriend.
23:49To be able to return all the damage he did to her
23:52And kill her?
23:54Man, no, throw it into the water, don't be a beast.
23:56But she gets angry
23:59And with reason, of course.
24:00Wow, this movie looks so good!
24:02So they can say that second parts were never good.
24:05Grudge, you haven't gotten over it!
24:07Now yes!
24:08Wow, it's been a lot and it seems that it's the worst.
24:10Seeing him now as a giant spider, I've fallen madly in love with him again.
24:14Oh really?
24:16It's so good!
24:18The truth is yes, but I'm going to tell you one thing
24:20He lives in such a giant spider
24:21And there won't be room for you there.
24:23No, damn it!
24:24I love him!
24:26I love him!
24:27I am the avenging dragon!
24:29Wait a minute, this isn't the actor we had in mind.
24:32Where is that 21st-century arsenal we saw in the spring rolls?
24:36Well, he had a drinking problem and is in a clinic.
24:39So as an emergency measure we have resorted to this unfortunate
24:42That he is an actor who was on sale
24:44Well, let's continue with the story.
24:46Then the avenging dragon heads swiftly to avenge the death of his two girlfriends.
24:50He looks for clues, but when he finds nothing, he is about to call CSI Miami.
24:54This is when the final battle takes place.
24:57Between the avenging dragon and the three ball-throwing black knights
25:00The dragon ignores them because he is against violence.
25:03He throws himself on a vine, reaches the finish line before the robot and saves the world.
25:07What a spectacular ending, huh?
25:11Thank you, beloved audience, thank you, thank you.
25:13These are the scriptwriters of the second part of the vigilante dragon, Takeshi
25:17And why did you bring these geeks, Junior?
25:19Because they wanted to introduce us to the avenging dragon's best friend.
25:21The righteous horse!
25:24Horse, come take a walk around the set so we can see you.
25:26This is a world first for Takeshi
25:28This can't be seen anywhere else but here.
25:30The paraquí is going to be scratched, Junior
25:33How cute is the horse? I can't wait to see him in the movie.
25:36It seems to me that the little horse...
25:38Hey, the little horse is a little crazy.
25:39Give him a wall, come on.
25:41But leave the aunts alone
25:43That you can't have relationships with them
25:45No one will pass, no one will pass
25:48Deadly Dominoes, Pirates
25:51Dominoes!
25:54I will finish you pirates
25:55And will save the world
25:57Legend has it that only the true avenging dragon
26:00You will be able to overcome the deadly dominoes
26:02The impostors will fall by the wayside
26:04How this chicken has fallen
26:05I'm the one from before, the daddy, not the Smurf.
26:09The pirate duo has made a bet with the contestants
26:12They assure that no one will pass the deadly dominoes
26:14Because the avenging dragon does not exist
26:16And in case someone passes the test
26:18They will participate in it
26:19I am the true avenging dragon!
26:22You don't even believe that, pirate.
26:24Pirate, look how annoying
26:25If the test is already complicated
26:27With the two pirates bothering us it is impossible
26:29Let's deliver justice!
26:30That is the cry of the righteous dragon
26:32Could this be the girl?
26:33Well no, although he almost crushed a pirate.
26:35Let's deliver justice!
26:39Come on!
26:39There are contestants that can be seen from a mile away
26:41That they are not the avenging dragon
26:43It's sad if he even lost his helmet.
26:45I am a humble and hard-working girl
26:47A humble and hard-working girl?
26:49What does that sound like to me?
26:50Yes, the avenging dragon is also very humble and hardworking.
26:53Could this be the girl?
26:54Yes, it's her
26:55We finally meet the real vigilante dragon!
27:00Pirates, now it's your turn!
27:01This girl is right
27:02Because the pirates had said
27:04What if the dragon appeared?
27:05They would compete in the test
27:06This poor thing couldn't say anything.
27:09She knows that since she is not the righteous dragon
27:12He won't pass the test.
27:13I do this for my family
27:17This good man has brought his wife and daughter
27:19So you can see him do this
27:21The ridiculous
27:22You know what I'm saying?
27:27Oh pirate, please introduce us to your family.
27:30So this is a portrait of his wife
27:33The truth is that it is exactly the same.
27:34Compare yourselves
27:36The hair will be a little longer, to be honest.
27:38Yes, and his eyes are closed.
27:40And in the drawing he is 20 years younger
27:42No?
27:43You're so mean, bitch.
27:44You are really bad
27:45My mother is honest and hardworking
27:47Is your mother honest and hardworking?
27:49Just a moment, just a moment
27:50Isn't her mother the avenging dragon?
27:53Well, it seems so.
27:54That's why I was able to pass the test too.
27:56Come on, pirate, dominoes!
27:58We are not afraid, we are not afraid
28:00Well, a little bit yes
28:01Well, well, the truth is that we are screwed.
28:03Hold my hand tight, brother pirate
28:06May the pirate god Sandokan protect us.
28:09At least we'll be together in pirate heaven.
28:11When I count three pirates we jump at the same time
28:13A round of applause please, we're going to die.
28:15One pirate, two pirates, three pirates
28:20Let's go pirate!
28:24Oh, what a pirate blow, no!
28:29And we finish this test remembering the woman
28:31Who hides under the guise of the avenging dragon
28:34Now everyone knows his secret identity
28:36This makes it easier for supervillains to finish her off.
28:40And attention, there has been a real mess on the set.
28:42How great is the yellow cinema?
28:43The cinephile Cudeiro, who is that Calvito Day
28:46And Juanito Calvicie are having a tough argument
28:49About the movie of the vigilante dragon
28:51That movie is a gem, man, you have no idea.
28:54You have no idea
28:55I have no idea, you'll see, you bastard.
28:58You're going to shit yourself
28:59Tell me that you dare to do that.
29:04Tell me here, come on.
29:05Yes, yes
29:07You're going to shit yourself
29:09Take it, uncultured cinema
29:11And now come here
29:12Come for the unfortunate event
29:13What am I going to do to you? 3-14
29:15No, don't make that key for me.
29:17Juanito, please
29:18Don't do it to me
29:19You kill me
29:20No, Juanito has killed the movie buff Cudeiro
29:24And on top of that Taquesi breaks up
29:27Please, Juanito
29:29Remove the corpse from the set
29:30They already smell
29:31Hey, Taquesi
29:32That the program is already over
29:32We have to go
29:33Perfect, Junior
29:34Because I'm getting hungry.
29:35I'm going to eat
29:37As it is said in Japanese
29:56I am the righteous dragon
29:58And I come to deliver justice
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