00:00Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:02Dude, you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five-hour energy shots.
00:06Try their red licorice. It's sweet and craveable.
00:08Thanks. And you didn't even call me an idiot.
00:12You're sweet and craveable.
00:14Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:14Mm.
00:25Uh, you want to see a celebrity suck somebody's toes?
00:28No.
00:30Not really.
00:30Is it Quentin Tarantino?
00:31No, it's Travis Barker.
00:33His birthday post.
00:34Oh, no, I can't.
00:36His birthday post for his wife, Kourtney Kardashian, is getting some attention online.
00:42She turned 47 this week, and Travis posted a bunch of photos along with a sweet caption.
00:48Happy birthday.
00:49My beautiful wife, I love you forever and ever.
00:51Thank you for being such an amazing woman.
00:53But one of the photos, the last one in the slideshow, has gotten attention from fans
00:58because he is sucking Kourtney's toes in the photo.
01:03Well, he has a foot fetus.
01:05That's his thing.
01:06They both do, apparently.
01:08Apparently, they both do.
01:08Oh, yeah.
01:09Well, if you're sticking your feet in someone's mouth, you like it.
01:12That is disgusting.
01:14It's really...
01:15I mean, I'm sure some people are hard as rocks right now, but...
01:19Why is it on there?
01:20I think it's just...
01:21He loves to show it off.
01:23I know, but you got, like, the kids and all these other moments, and you're just slipping
01:28a foot in the mouth at the end.
01:29They're a very inappropriate parent.
01:31They do this kind of stuff all the time.
01:34I don't like that.
01:35It's almost like Dave and Amber.
01:37Yeah, exactly.
01:38When I'm over...
01:39Hey, hey, hey.
01:40To be honest...
01:41Lisa's like, I can't believe you'd say that, Chuck.
01:43And then she jumps right on the bandwagon.
01:44No, Lisa, I was there.
01:46Margarita Jones over here, jumping right on.
01:48I was there one time, Lisa.
01:50And everything is going to happen to you, but then it's you, and here we are.
01:53I was at their house, and I was there, and then all of a sudden there was some rubbing,
01:59and then all of a sudden Amber put her foot in Dave's mouth.
02:03No, shut up!
02:04And he started...
02:05Shut it!
02:05And you know how he gets with his tongue?
02:07He's like...
02:09He said he makes stuff up, and then people believe him.
02:12And I was like, oh my God, and then they got on their outdoor sex bed, and I was like,
02:17I'm getting out of here, guys.
02:19They turned the hot tub on.
02:22I'm like, it's time to go.
02:24Cock to the freak over here.
02:25Cock to the freak.
02:26I got to get out of here.
02:27He said he put his cracker down and left.
02:29He wasn't watching.
02:30He watched a lot, apparently.
02:32He stayed through a lot of stuff.
02:33I was like, you know, putting the sausage on,
02:36putting a little bit of cheese on,
02:37and I looked up, and everyone's getting rubbed.
02:39I'm like, oh!
02:41You're ridiculous.
02:42Get me out of here.
02:43You're so ridiculous.
02:45Amber's foot's in Dave's mouth.
02:47Never.
02:48Holy crap.
02:49So crazy.
02:50I got to leave.
02:51Oh, yeah.
02:52Uh-huh.
02:53Gaze and the feet.
02:54Yeah.
02:55Dave eats feet.
02:56I do not.
02:56Hashtag Dave eats feet.
02:58I do not.
02:59Hashtag Amber.
03:00No.
03:00Hashtag Dave eats feet.
03:02No, no, no.
03:02Hashtag Amber.
03:04No.
03:04Hashtag Dave eats feet.
03:08Hashtag cuck Chuck the cuck.
03:13Wild.
03:14It's been wild.
03:14Hashtag Amber.
03:15Hashtag Dave eats feet.
03:17Okay, that's so gross.
03:18I didn't get all that, Chuck.
03:19Can you run through it again?
03:20No, that's enough.
03:20Hashtag Amber.
03:22Hashtag Dave eats feet.
03:24That's enough.
03:25Hashtag cuck the feet.
03:27You're a freak.
03:27Dave eats feet.
03:29No.
03:30Yep.
03:30We'll do it live.
03:31F*** it.
03:32Yep.
03:32Do it live.
03:34F***ing thing sucks.
03:36Oh, boy.
03:37Dave's computer is f***ed up again.
03:39Please stand by.
03:41Someone has no idea how long this is going to take.
03:43It's going to come running.
03:44They're going to think that that is.
03:44It's not.
03:45We're joking.
03:45Yeah, Kevin, don't worry about it.
03:47Everything's fine, Kev.
03:48Just trying to shut Chuck up.
03:50Cock the freak over there.
03:51Making stuff.
03:51Hashtag Amber.
03:52Hashtag not true.
03:54Hashtag liar.
03:55Suck on toes.
03:56Hashtag never.
03:58Hashtag lazy toe.
04:01Hashtag yum, yum, yum.
04:03Okay.
04:03In my tum, tum, tum.
04:05Hashtag go F yourself.
04:09Outrageous.
04:09We got it.
04:10We don't.
04:12But that's quite a post.
04:14Come on.
04:14It is.
04:14It is.
04:15I don't.
04:16And all the family commenting on it, too.
04:18They're all like, these are the best pictures.
04:20I love this post.
04:21Because they're all just attention whores.
04:22The cutest girl ever.
04:24Yeah.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25I love your toes and a smile.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:27She's got some of her feet.
04:29Mm-mm.
04:29It's a very weird angle.
04:31I guess, because it looks messed up.
04:33Yeah, it looks like a hot dog leg.
04:35And it looks like it's about size 17.
04:37Look at the length of it.
04:38I think it's just a very odd.
04:40It's a very odd bend.
04:42Yeah, some nice cankles.
04:43Yeah.
04:44It ain't right.
04:45It's not great.
04:45And lots of, like, here she's, oh, she's not sister-esque.
04:49I thought she was topless, but she's not.
04:51And her kids are there.
04:52You can't put your kids in there with toe sucking.
04:55That's what they do.
04:56I'm telling you.
04:56Come on.
04:58I do not follow them.
05:01No, I don't.
05:02It's too bad.
05:04It is too bad.
05:05Mm-hmm.
05:05I just, my whole, like, I was like, let's say I had an opinion that was up here.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Uh-huh.
05:13Same.
05:13Like, way up here.
05:14Same, same.
05:14And then now is...
05:18Yeah.
05:19Feel the same.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Yeah.
05:21About it all.
05:22Yeah.
05:24Yeah.
05:26Yeah.
05:26You
