00:01WWWAAA!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival!
00:06Cotton Candy 5 hour energy!
00:08It tastes like a carnal-zero sugar!
00:10That sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah you wanna take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:22Well it's gonna be a real long intro!
00:24Uh-oh!
00:25It's another case of malicious fecal distribution
00:28on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:30This is the case of the pool turd dropper.
00:34I love the idea of it.
00:36Except he sneaks in under cover of night
00:39and in public pools.
00:42That's amazing.
00:43I think he's shut down at least five of them
00:45or something so far.
00:47This guy's got real talent.
00:48What does he hate about a public pool?
00:51What's there not to hate?
00:52Did we have a story around here like that?
00:53Yeah, but it ended up being...
00:55It was an HOA thing, right?
00:57Oh, a special.
00:59Was he special?
01:00I couldn't remember.
01:02I knew something like that shut the pool down.
01:05Was it like initially they believed
01:06it was some kind of HOA dispute thing,
01:09but then I think it turned out
01:11he was just a challenged man?
01:13Or a kid.
01:15Oh, you don't want a special turd.
01:18I don't want any turd.
01:21But I also don't want to go in a public pool
01:23and if I lived in that area,
01:26where there's all of a sudden
01:28a public pool in my neighborhood,
01:30I'd be turding in it nonstop.
01:32Turding in it.
01:35Here's the story.
01:36Stop.
01:37About this pool turd dropper
01:39from WBAL in Baltimore.
01:43The gates to the Ambrose Kennedy Pool
01:45in East Baltimore closed on this summer day.
01:48What I think it is,
01:49it's people coming from other neighborhoods,
01:51trashing other people's pools.
01:52Genoa Vogel-Levin enjoys bringing her son
01:55to the Kennedy Pool on Enzer Street,
01:57which is just steps from their front door.
01:59But on Wednesday,
02:00the only water splashing
02:02was from the chemicals being dumped into it.
02:05It surprises me, honestly,
02:06because this pool's brand new.
02:08Why mess up a good thing?
02:10It makes it bad for the kids
02:12that do want to go swimming
02:13and the kids that do live in this community.
02:15Michelle Thomas speaking with us
02:17from the La Trobe Homes Complex
02:18and talking about all the kids
02:20who utilize the neighborhood pool.
02:22You should not be pooping in nobody's pool.
02:24That's sick.
02:25Churchmore City Recreation and Parks
02:27say they had to close the pool
02:28for the day after fecal matter
02:30was found in it,
02:31requiring staff to treat
02:32and sanitize the water.
02:34Graffiti was also reported
02:35at the facility.
02:36This is my first time.
02:37I ain't bought this,
02:38but I'm not surprised.
02:39This is my first time.
02:40Hopefully, it's my last time,
02:41but that is nasty.
02:43And while it may be
02:43the first report of vandalism
02:45for the Kennedy Pool,
02:46which underwent a $2 million renovation
02:48and reopened in August of 2024,
02:51it's certainly not a first
02:53for pools across the city.
02:54We told you about reports
02:55of vandalism at Patterson Park Pool
02:57and Walter P. Carter
02:59in both June and July.
03:01Also in July,
03:02the Tawanda Pool found
03:03with broken glass and trash in it.
03:06It's really sad, though,
03:06because this is a brand new pool.
03:08It's very strange to me
03:09that all of a sudden,
03:10I think people from other neighbors
03:12are doing this.
03:13She's like meth Tomb Raider.
03:16And we know that the pool,
03:18the Kennedy Pool,
03:18is expected to be reopened
03:20fully tomorrow.
03:21I did ask Creckin' Parks
03:23about cameras,
03:24if they have any for that pool.
03:26They tell me they do not.
03:27When I asked if they plan
03:29to install some,
03:30I did not get a response.
03:32I got Lisa.
03:34Matthew Raider.
03:34Matthew Raider is a great,
03:36a great description of this lady.
03:39I mean, look,
03:41it's a wolf shirt.
03:43There's a wolf shirt, Lise.
03:45Check out the wolf.
03:46One of the bands on her legs.
03:48And that's the Tomb Raider.
03:50That's the Tomb Raider.
03:52Oh, so funny.
03:53Oh my God.
03:56Matthew Raider is insane.
04:00I can't even.
04:02Who just puts those on?
04:04like a well put together baby,
04:06though.
04:06That throws me off.
04:07No, I mean,
04:07every baby's well put together.
04:09No, look how cute that baby is
04:10and well kept.
04:10It doesn't matter.
04:11That baby is as good as gone.
04:13You can't have a meth mommy
04:14with a clean baby.
04:15No, that baby is done, dude.
04:17That baby's already cooked.
04:20I mean,
04:21meth Tomb Raider is not.
04:23It's like she's got a carabiner.
04:26She's literally ready to go
04:29and raid a tomb, guys.
04:32And the tomb
04:34is a crack house.
04:36And she's got.
04:37They just talk to like a homeless lady,
04:39right?
04:40No.
04:40She's got a baby
04:41and a nice stroller
04:42and a clean baby.
04:43No, no.
04:44That's I mean,
04:45it is.
04:47There's more than meets the eye there.
04:50Story added all.
04:51Sassy black lady
04:52and meth Tomb Raider.
04:53I can't.
04:54I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
04:56I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:02Meth Tomb Raider Skara Croft.
05:05Scabby Croft.
05:06Scabby Croft.
05:08Yuck.
05:09But that baby,
05:10that baby makes me think
05:11that she's got it together.
05:13No.
05:14She's definitely not the nanny or anything.
05:16It takes a hot minute
05:17for a baby to look like a disaster,
05:19you know?
05:21There's probably other people
05:23helping out with the baby.
05:24That baby doesn't stand a chance, though.
05:26No.
05:26No, you should look into that baby.
05:28I know.
05:28Yeah, yeah.
05:29Which baby is it?
05:30Yeah.
05:31Did she just steal a baby?
05:32What possesses you
05:33to put on that leg thing?
05:36I don't know.
05:36I'm not sure what the purpose of it is.
05:38If it's not holding a knife or something,
05:40what do you...
05:41I mean,
05:42maybe we can't see it.
05:43It's just...
05:44The carpal tunnel from all the...
05:46Yeah, all the...
05:47The tombin'.
05:50I mean,
05:51she's got a backpack.
05:52It looks like it has, like,
05:54a leather-bound book
05:55on the side
05:57with, like,
05:58her own written poetry.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:00Right there.
06:01Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Wild.
06:02Very wild.
06:03Mm.
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