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Dave & Chuck the Freak receive an update from a woman who had an awkward encounter with a worker at a grocery store. Then, talk about how Dave has a bad habit of kissing people in awkward situations.
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00:00um we got an update from a lady do you remember the story of the lady who had
00:13what we thought was a challenged man hit on her at the grocery store
00:17with when she was in flip-flops right yeah obsessed with her feet or something yes yes
00:23yes she says so i'm the lady that sent the email about the grocery store foot guy following me to
00:27my car when i was wearing flip-flops she tells us the exact store which we i'm not going to reveal
00:33okay um just wanted to clarify he was not calling me to another checkout lane because i was in the
00:39self-checkout and he was in the cart area when he was yelling i can take care of you like we thought
00:45yes he wanted to help we were trying to get her over there right but uh it was actually him trying
00:52to say he could take care of me yes uh you guys did nail it i think there's some cognitive issues
00:59happening there yes i thought cognitive issues yep yep i have not been back since i sent that email
01:08which sucks because it's only half a mile away from me yeah like i can't go back yeah i don't know
01:16like i oh god what just say it what i was i used to i used to pick up
01:25like my girl no my gross no my grocery orders i would pick them up yeah okay i'd go to a place
01:33and pick them up sure they had a person on like a with a cart yeah that would like come out
01:39they may have had some was the same person always seemed like the same the same person and
01:47some cognitive cognitive issues but it was always a wild encounter always a lot of talking a lot of
01:56talking you'd think there wouldn't be a lot of talking in that but there always was and someone
02:00took a shine a little bit of a shine you know oh she oh yeah well do you think it was me
02:07you think i took a shine is that what you're saying you think i took a shine
02:13i have but you had to stop doing seeing her i couldn't i just can't i'm like listen
02:22for her he hasn't got back yeah please bring the special lady to a party listen nicole listen nicole
02:30we can't see each other anymore i'm too tempted did you see chuck's date yeah i'm too tempted
02:38the way you push that cart around the way it's you're servicing four cars at one time
02:45anyway so attractive she said i would never normally need to explain to you guys but the cabernet i'm
02:51drinking tonight insisted i did yeah yeah no i you know we love clarification we do that i used to
03:00go to a store with a when a fellow with cognitive issues would always try and go in for a hug
03:04yeah but i still went to the store i didn't stop me i would have been done there's no way i can't be
03:13hugged it was okay it was fine i just the the way that my anxiety works that's all i would think
03:21about like if i would i would start thinking about so i have to go on a wednesday to get groceries i'd
03:27be thinking about groceries on sunday night you're like oh god wednesday i gotta go i'm gonna get
03:35hugged again cognitive cindy's gonna be there hug me for sure oh my god it's always the same
03:41you know and then you just i would just stop to take that i need that worry removed
03:49yeah you know right and you don't want people getting the wrong idea about you that you know
03:56that you're in like you said no in the cognitive cindy or anything and you guys know me i have
04:02problems i know you part of my problem is i can't just not engage with people i know you can't and my
04:13brain works where it's like where dave would be like yes and then say nothing else you can't do
04:20that what i'm like yes so how is so how is everything which is talk which is totally against
04:26your personality it's just it doesn't add up it doesn't make sense it just defaults i got some kind
04:32of weird bios problem inside my brain i gotta it's just a mess a little cognitive programming is off
04:42you know it's off it is it is because honestly i think if you said which one of these guys
04:50lingers and talks to people people would probably think me if they didn't of course yeah no right
04:56over right oh my god no it's totally opposite get the hell out of here and you're i know everything
05:01about i know everything about everybody yeah i may hug and kiss a ceo here and there but outside of
05:07that oh that's awkward i'm gone he he has his moments his moments are on a big stage that's what
05:13i would say dave saves his cognitive moments for when the ceo is
05:19that's one for you oh are you are you the are you the brother's girlfriend
05:29i have a little bit of that you have a little bit of that i've never met you before i will lay
05:38one right on you yep we're all dressed up here
05:41that's my nervous dick let's go check out these old cars
05:47is that a train over there get in here
05:51yep yeah so yeah like me i'm just doing it all the time dave is he picks his picks his poison
05:58and poison it is it's not great no try not to kiss the ceo no i tried not to that's my advice of
06:09the day i i won't okay good i can promise you yeah i've done it it's really tough when you're second
06:15in line and the guy in front of you is kissing everybody kissing because you almost feel like
06:23well if i don't give you a kiss you really did you kiss a little peck a little peck god that's
06:30so inappropriate it's insane it's not even inappropriate it's like it was like a family
06:36member that you haven't seen in a long time that's how my default is right i was like oh my god
06:41i just overdid it he did he did you think what the hell what's that it's crazy wild some of the
06:50stuff is wild we just you know at least he didn't do the double kiss like he didn't do the european
06:57i wish he did maybe they might think oh dave's just just being europe too much you know no because
07:04you can distract them with some european talk yeah you know what it's a weird unfortunate issue in my
07:10life the dean when i yeah you know you do this only on the biggest stages yes it's nerves that's
07:19all it is it's nerves it's total nerves yeah my nerve i've got to stop it though when i'm nervous i
07:23shouldn't kiss people no no like a hug at all i'm so glad i don't make you nervous
07:31get over here yep i've seen a lot seen a lot over the years and it's uh you know easy now mr cold
07:41play yeah and dive for the ground but yeah so you say wild things too when you're nervous i do
07:50i do things and things i can't even imagine how many people you kissed uh when you were doing
07:57your telethon days oh my telethon i can't even imagine nervous and happy for everybody i don't
08:03even know who he's kissed get in here yep especially like punch drunk because it would be hours like
08:09you have to be there when i was doing those two-day telethons yeah punch drunk on tv yep kissing all
08:17these important people there's probably big checks oh i guarantee it 100 because who was
08:22that game show host who would kiss everyone bob barker no no oh you mean no no no no guy the guy
08:29richard dawson right on the lips right yeah that's where you is that where you learned it from
08:34you got a little bit of that in here it probably is judy oh yeah you make sure yeah that's that's
08:43the kind of game show host you are that is an inappropriate 70s game show get your wife over
08:48here yeah i'm telling you i'm like hi hi girlfriend of the the brother i'm just gonna how you doing
08:57i'm not gonna kiss you like dave just did but there is like a kissing whole montages of him
09:06i've seen it here now i'm putting it together yeah yeah and it's right in the wheelhouse
09:12this is me and company meetings this is it this is dave at the christmas party
09:21happy buzzer birthday yep that's me oh yeah and i'm right behind him
09:29always right behind him like oh god although what dave doesn't know is i'm apologizing to
09:36everyone like he kisses them and then it's my sorry sorry about that sorry about all that dave
09:41stuff sorry that dave kiss your girlfriend little dave tongue for you yeah but yeah no i've got to
09:47stop it i've got to really get myself a talking to problem is you give me a couple of drinks i'm an
09:52easy drunk i get nervous and i guess because you have to loosen up to even just interact it does
09:59happen yep you know the most inappropriate person in the room i could kiss right now you
10:03yep don't point this way well he was not pointing yeah imaginary person take a little love
10:09okay imaginary person of importance of importance the most important person in the room right here
10:14who's the most important person in the room there she is oh
10:20it's a bad reaction hopefully no one else has it no no hopefully it hasn't got me in trouble
10:27did she seem uncomfortable yes doesn't help she's half my size i don't know if the anyone's
10:34comfortable around us at least i don't think anyone's comfortable around us no they're not
10:40they're not i have never really met anyone of importance that's just a hundred percent
10:47comfortable no around us no one people uncomfortable yeah yeah we do you know they generally have
10:55terrible news to tell us you know or or it's just we're in a weird place all have to dress up yep
11:03i mean the good thing is they'll probably never ask us to do anything they'll never ask us again
11:07come and host a big event with them yeah no we're fine no we are fine kisses us so let's yeah i mean
11:13he does the dave will make sure we only get invited once i'll make out with the important person and
11:20leave yeah yeah i met someone and they were they're like found out what i did and they're like oh
11:26were you at the media awards or something i'm like no we don't do media
11:31no like our show no no we weren't there no we were not allowed to be making what are you making
11:42your squinty eyes for over there did you kiss my wife what is happening oh wow i thought it too
11:51when you hugged my wife did you give her a kiss on the cheek why do you ask that don't ask i want to
11:59no hey i don't think don't ask questions you don't want the answer to but you put his shades on
12:04he did i know what happened i already know i've been around kiss her on the cheek you probably gave
12:11her a hug but i did not kiss her on the cheek well you just slapped her butt no you were with amber
12:21though right yeah okay oh that won't stop him it won't no it's an involuntary response he has
12:29got nothing you're right you're right i don't want to know you don't want to know
12:34don't ask don't ask don't tell i think you just gave her a hug thank you for making me feel better
12:39yeah don't ask we're just talking about how he kisses anybody and yeah i thought about it for a
12:46second yeah i thought about it i literally thought about it about 10 minutes ago but i just kept it in
12:50the kept it in the holster i said you know what i'm not gonna bring that up coming up our first look
12:56of the news yeah
13:01you
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