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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the 'Red Bikini Girl' starting an OnlyFans and when Jason reacts he says "Happy Birthday". Turns out, that is exactly what 'Frosty the Snowman' says in the classic film.
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00:00New summer life hack, Chuck.
00:01Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from 5-Hour Energy Firework Freeze
00:05and America's favorite frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:20Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:21Breaking news.
00:23What now?
00:25She vowed she'd never do it.
00:29She vowed it was beneath her.
00:31Nude? Nudity? Porn?
00:33Red bikini girl now has an OnlyFans.
00:37What?
00:38Happy birthday.
00:41Look at him, he turned away. He's on his computer immediately.
00:43He's off the show.
00:45When Frosty comes to life.
00:47When Frosty the Snowman comes to life.
00:50Doesn't he say that?
00:51Happy birthday!
00:53Does he?
00:53I don't know.
00:55He sure does.
00:56I hope not.
00:56He does.
00:57He does.
00:57What do you know?
00:58Happy birthday!
01:00I've never seen Frosty.
01:02You're Frosty the Snowman.
01:02Every time.
01:04I'm Pervy the Snowman.
01:06Yeah, you're Pervy the Snowman.
01:08Oh my God, that made me feel really weird.
01:11When he comes to life, he says it just like that.
01:14I've never seen this.
01:18Happy birthday!
01:20That's gotta be from your subconscious.
01:24That's gotta be from your subconscious.
01:26Happy birthday to me!
01:27Pervy the Jewman comes to life!
01:30Oh my God.
01:30Oh my God.
01:33Happy birthday!
01:36That was so odd.
01:38I was like, I don't even know where it's coming from.
01:42I didn't know that was Frosty.
01:47Wow.
01:48Oh, shoot.
01:50And Dave and Al knew like 100%.
01:52That's a classic!
01:54100% yeah.
01:55Come on.
01:55That's so funny.
01:57Oh my God.
01:59You are our Frosty.
02:02That's fine.
02:03Pervy the Jewman.
02:04He's gonna see some tits.
02:07I'm gonna find your naked ass and then I'll see your bits.
02:11I love it.
02:12That's pretty good.
02:13That is a new holiday classic that I will watch.
02:16Oh man.
02:18Anyway, yes.
02:19Oh, I knew it.
02:21So she changed her mind.
02:21Chuck knew.
02:22So smart.
02:23Chuck said, I'm like, no, she's gonna do the right thing.
02:26It's just, she just wants to be a DJ.
02:28Oh, I think he's found it.
02:30Oceane, the woman dubbed the Red Bikini Girl, saw her fame skyrocket with a 13 second clip
02:35of her dancing in a swimsuit at a foam party that went viral this past summer.
02:39She has since amassed thousands of fans on social media where she's known as Aora DJ.
02:44By recreating the red bikini look in several other videos, even some thought, okay, now
02:50you're overdoing it.
02:52But now her online career has taken a turn.
02:55If she just would have only listened to me and done it right away when it was the most,
02:59the iron was the most hot.
03:02Not annoy people with overdoing it on social media.
03:04Exactly.
03:04You just go right away.
03:07Jason, what do you know?
03:08Jason had a reaction over there.
03:09Are you going to sign up now for this?
03:11You better.
03:11Let's check in with Jason, see what he's thinking right now.
03:14Follow her.
03:15Happy birthday!
03:18He was shocked by something I saw.
03:21I don't know what that was.
03:24I found her stuff.
03:26There's no nudes though.
03:27She's in lingerie.
03:29Okay.
03:30Boo, move on.
03:31Well, the thing is, truthfully, it's probably like you're the only fans just like everything
03:37else.
03:38It's like get you to the site, get you to subscribe, and then like, hey, unlock these photo shoots.
03:45Um, man, it's, she's pretty.
03:49Yeah, she is pretty.
03:51She, back when we talked about her, she said she received hundreds of inappropriate messages
03:55since the video went viral.
03:57Of course.
03:57People offering huge amounts of money for photos or private videos.
04:00She politely refused them all.
04:02Yeah.
04:02She said just because people see me having fun in a bikini doesn't mean that's who I am.
04:07I enjoy life laughing and having fun, but I respect myself, and I know where I want to
04:12take my career.
04:12Well, she's since changed her term.
04:15Well, because like, where's it going, you know?
04:16She's active.
04:17It hasn't been that long.
04:19There was a lot of stuff on there.
04:21Oh, so she's going, she's all in now.
04:23But not nude.
04:25Not yet.
04:25No, not, uh.
04:26Not yet.
04:26Not yet.
04:27Have you, did you make it onto her actual site?
04:31Does she have like photo shoots to unlock?
04:34We're going to find out in a second.
04:36Okay.
04:37Okay.
04:40She, um, has earned over 180,000 Instagram followers since that video went viral.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Which isn't, you know, it's not that crazy.
04:49Like you, it's the people that have like a million followers when they do it.
04:53It's a real huge payoff.
04:55But, but just a couple of days ago, she decided to open her OnlyFans.
05:01So it's still like super fresh.
05:04She started posting her videos.
05:07And okay.
05:08So she started it, I think three days ago.
05:11Uh-huh.
05:12She's already made six figures.
05:14Oh yeah.
05:15So in 48 hours, she made over a hundred thousand dollars in 48 hours.
05:21You know, like it's like, I want to stay strong and it's like, Hey, no, you should do the right
05:29thing and just stick to being a DJ.
05:31But how do you turn down that much money, especially like if really you haven't done anything, you
05:40haven't done anything.
05:41You just partied in a bikini.
05:43No, but I mean, like you didn't take a nude.
05:45You're not, you haven't made a porn, right?
05:47But you just made like a hundred thousand bucks for just showing up for walking away in
05:53a thong.
05:55Oh, she's tried to recreate that video many times since too.
05:58That's fine.
05:59I'll watch it.
06:00That's fine.
06:03I'm not as upset with her as other people are.
06:07So this is the thing.
06:08Start the timer, dude.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Because like there she's topless.
06:11You see her nips.
06:12She's bouncing around.
06:13Start the timer.
06:14I hate finding out that there's people I know who follow.
06:18Oh no.
06:20Like I go to her Instagram and it's like, dude, dude, you can just follow without following.
06:28I say it all the time.
06:30You really can.
06:30You don't.
06:31You don't.
06:32We normally see someone from around here on most of these things, but yes, we do.
06:36I got to message this guy and be like, you pervert.
06:39I don't blame him.
06:41I don't blame him.
06:42You think she'll do well?
06:43She's already done well.
06:45Yeah, she'll do well.
06:45She's already done well.
06:46But you're right.
06:47I think it's only going up from here.
06:48It would have been even better if she had started it immediately.
06:50Yeah.
06:50I knew.
06:51I really should be an OnlyFans coach.
06:54Did you look at her stuff?
06:55Did I miss it while I was searching?
06:56No, no, no.
06:57That's just stuff on the we saw on her social media.
07:00It's different.
07:00Oh.
07:01It's different stuff.
07:02Happy birthday.
07:04Happy birthday.
07:05She's in this little white number.
07:08Go down.
07:08She's got a great rack.
07:10Yeah, go down.
07:11God, that belly button.
07:13Okay.
07:14It's Alice Watson.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:17Jason.
07:18Oh.
07:20Happy birthday.
07:22I didn't really say it like that.
07:24Yes, you did.
07:26Just like it.
07:27I'm like, it's Rossi.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Is that the white number you're talking about?
07:33On the bed.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Nope.
07:36I mean.
07:36I don't know if there's a better photo than like bent over boobs hanging down.
07:41Right.
07:42Like red nails right there.
07:44Uh-huh.
07:44Dang.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It's weighed like 800 pounds.
07:48Right on me.
07:50Frosty sidekick.
07:51Oh, yeah.
07:53Frosty the boob man.
07:54I'm going to start saying it too.
07:58Happy birthday.
08:00Whenever we find nudes of someone, we've got to say it now.
08:03Yes.
08:03Oh, yeah.
08:03I will.
08:04I feel like I've said it before.
08:06No, you absolutely have.
08:07We probably have.
08:07Every time I think Frosty, but I've never said it out loud.
08:10Oh, it's like a birthday present to me.
08:11That's all.
08:12I had no idea.
08:13She'll do just fine.
08:14Yeah.
08:15And it's only been three days, so she's going to continue.
08:18It's just, we're just at the beginning.
08:19It's affordable.
08:21Oh, yeah.
08:22So that's why.
08:23I need to say it like that.
08:24It's affordable.
08:25It's affordable.
08:25It's affordable.
08:26I got a few bucks right here.
08:30$4.99.
08:30Is this site you're on called JerkMate?
08:34No.
08:34JerkMate's different.
08:35JerkMate's different.
08:36That's like a chatterbait.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Chat with live models.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Are we on a site called JerkMate?
08:42I don't know.
08:43My God.
08:45Come on.
08:47I'm just going to always see that now.
08:49I know.
08:49Put a little yarmulke on there and boom.
08:51Well, I don't know if we got to Jewify them, but I guess we can.
08:54That's fine.
08:57Frosty the Jewman or Pervy the Jewman.
08:59Pervy the Jewman.
09:01Yeah.
09:02Maybe I should get to work on that.
09:04Oh, you do it for everyone else.
09:06Yeah.
09:06No.
09:07Ah-ha.
09:08Don't do it to me.
09:09Do it.
09:10I'll sue you.
09:11Oh, yeah.
09:12I'm thinking you're right to court.
09:14You better get to doing it.
09:15I like it.
09:16How would you like a douche, enema, and water bottle combo all in one?
09:22Oh, I love that idea.
09:24Everyone likes combo items that can serve multiple purposes, save space, saves money, convenient,
09:30maybe even more cool.
09:31Sometimes it's like a Swiss army knife, though, that maybe does too much.
09:36This is kind of blown up online.
09:38I think because people didn't actually click on it.
09:42Walgreens is selling a three-in-one device.
09:45It's titled Douche, Enema, and Water Bottle.
09:50But the water bottle is not something you put to your lips after.
09:54It's just a spray, like helps you to spray down there.
09:56Oh, yes.
09:58It's $22.99.
10:00Affordable.
10:01And there it is.
10:02It can be, it's multi-purpose and reusable with attachments that serve as personal hygiene
10:08and cleansing systems.
10:09The water bottle can also be used alone for warm or cold therapy.
10:13I was going to say, it just looks like one of those things like you.
10:16A hot water bottle?
10:17Hot water bottle.
10:17It's not a water bottle.
10:18Oh, the water and a...
10:19Yeah.
10:20Heat it up.
10:21Cool it down.
10:23But it's not something you take to the office.
10:25Shoot it up your butt.
10:27Or shoot it up your butt, Lise.
10:32Happy birthday!
10:34Whoa!
10:36Hey, it works!
10:38It worked!
10:44I'm never saying that again.
10:47It's too late now.
10:48I've said it in real life.
10:50I've said it.
10:51Oh, wow.
10:51And people are probably like, what a weirdo.
10:53That's a guy who loves Frosty big time.
10:55That's a hot red Jewish guy.
10:57Yeah.
10:58That's a classic.
10:59Yeah.
11:02Every older person was like, guys into Frosty big time.
11:08You know that's Frosty that says that.
11:11Yeah.
11:12So it's not a water bottle you take to the gym or to the park.
11:15It's a different kind of water bottle.
11:17It has four out of five stars.
11:19The reviews.
11:19I love this one.
11:20I love the ability to switch between water bottle and enema.
11:24So much, I threw out my hydro flask.
11:27Obviously, someone's being sarcastic.
11:29Yes, of course.
11:30Yeah.
11:30The water bottle, as we mentioned, intended for therapy against your body.
11:33Not intended to drink out of.
11:37Yeah, that's tough.
11:39I can't imagine the feeling of that.
11:40I think I'd buy two.
11:41I think I'd buy two.
11:44Two?
11:45Personal enema?
11:45I wouldn't want to have my hot water bottle be my enema bottle.
11:54No, I don't think it's supposed to be.
11:56Okay, I'm naive about this stuff.
11:57But do you squeeze it?
11:59Like, do you have to sit on the toilet as you do this?
12:01Or do you squeeze it up there and then keep it up there?
12:03I don't know how an enema works.
12:05I think people keep it up there.
12:06Watch the video.
12:07No, I don't want to watch it.
12:08No, it won't be sex.
12:09Like, you can find, like, an instruction.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Video.
12:13I don't know.
12:14Okay.
12:14Oh, okay.
12:15I think some people would keep it up there.
12:20I saw one thing in, like, a foreign land where you go and sit.
12:24Did we watch it here?
12:25Why would you keep it up there?
12:26For how long?
12:27Like, what do you mean you keep it up there?
12:28How do you hold it in your water?
12:30I don't know if you feel like you.
12:31I feel like I could hold a bunch of water in.
12:34I've hold a bunch of water in all the time.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:37I don't know.
12:38Diarrhea.
12:38It's a mystery.
12:39I did see some foreign land where you go to a place.
12:42It's like an enema place.
12:44And you sit in a chair.
12:45And then they hook the thing into you.
12:47And then you see the stuff.
12:48Was that the coffee enema or something we talked about years ago?
12:50I don't know.
12:50This one, like, was going down.
12:52You saw it, like, leaving their body.
12:54You saw the stuff, like, going down.
12:56You put your butt up to a...
12:57Yeah.
12:58Yeah.
12:59And they were there with a friend.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:02Was it a colon cleanse thing?
13:03It was something like that.
13:04Did we watch it years ago?
13:06Did we go get a colon cleanse together, John?
13:07No, we should not.
13:08Like, it was really popular back then when we watched it on the show, I think.
13:12That's what I thought.
13:13And so the people just want to do it at home, I guess, now.
13:16But I assume you'd have to be sitting on the toilet in case stuff came out of you.
13:20That would be the smart move.
13:22Right?
13:22It would be the smart move.
13:23I think that's the plan.
13:24Yeah.
13:26I don't know.
13:26They do it to people laying on their side, just, like, on a table.
13:30And then you have to, like, push the butt cheeks together.
13:33But this is an at-home one, so how do you do it at home?
13:35I think it stays in for a certain amount of time.
13:37I think you put that tube in.
13:38Like, you do it yourself at home.
13:39And then you squeeze that bottle, and then it goes up.
13:42And then you have to clench to keep it in, and then it eventually will be released.
13:47Because I think you want it to sort of be in there for a little bit so that it can,
13:52like, work the stuff off the sides.
13:54It's a little traumatic for me to watch those side videos.
13:58Oh, I bet.
13:59Been there.
13:59Oh, because you've been there.
14:00That's where I was on my side.
14:03All these enema things are different.
14:06Oh, there's one.
14:07Oh, there's that.
14:07That's the one.
14:08There it is.
14:08There it is.
14:10Go ahead.
14:10Nicky Moses demonstrates.
14:12Let's see how old.
14:13Oh, just how to assemble.
14:14Ah.
14:17How to assemble your enema bucket.
14:19Jesus, God.
14:22Yeah.
14:22This person's showing you on a dummy, I think.
14:28To receive the...
14:30Oh, that poor dummy is going to be penetrated.
14:33Oh, careful.
14:34Oh, wow.
14:34They even got a...
14:34You're going to spread his buttocks.
14:37Yep.
14:43Happy birthday.
14:46He's been there.
14:49I said the same thing.
14:50Oh, he's been there.
14:52Happy birthday to me.
14:55Oh, wow.
14:57Dude, I've been feeling tight recently.
14:59I want me to make another appointment.
15:01Oh, no.
15:03You ever give enemas your hair?
15:08Oh, my goodness.
15:10All right.
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