00:00There's a lot of important questions facing us today and it's impossible to deal with them all
00:09at once so first things first where in the world are the most men sitting down to pee
00:15what country do you think has the most men that sit down to pee it's a Scandinavian country um
00:25I'm gonna say Norway not correct I want to say France I was thinking France too Andy
00:36that's a really good guess guys that's a super good guess not France the place where men are
00:42most likely to sit down on the toilet to relieve themselves Germany well in most countries it's
00:50more common for older men to do this than younger men but in four countries always sitting is more
00:57common among the younger generations so we're moving that way yes we're all so lazy it's like
01:04comfort do you think when you're really old that it'll be harder to just sit on the toilet because
01:09it'd be hard to get up I think it is off of it yeah I think I'll need one of those like auto lifts
01:14yeah you have the bars do they have a toilet that kind of lifts you up I think we looked
01:21at it yeah I thought we did too like it's almost like uh it's got a forklift that sort of pushes
01:27you up you know like the toilet seat pushes you up it's an ejection seat yeah yeah it's a tilt
01:34toilet yeah look at that thing and this one's called dignity lift oh my god the dignity lift
01:41I mean there is no dignity there I love that look at it it looks like a space age technology
01:51give me a dignity lift it's like Professor X's toilet oh man uh yep this is me right here Lise
01:57oh my god wait until that thing wait wait until that thing I gotta I gotta remember this and save
02:06that as a gift gift for who just to every once in a while send to people because somebody's
02:12complaining about getting old you send them the gift no no just the picture like the gift
02:16oh you said a gift like the gift in the future you're gonna buy everybody these seats
02:22no no no the photo of the person being ejected is hilarious to me yeah that's pretty funny
02:39so you wipe the dignity lift up out of there oh how did she get her pajama pants pulled up before the
02:45dignity lift lifted her up she can't show her badge off on the dignity no but listen if you have
02:50that you probably have all of the you have the sock thing that you just step into and it puts your
02:57socks on tilt toilet incline lift is the perfect toileting wait till this thing fires someone across the
03:04room no functions like it looks way too powerful it has to be powerful though right it's a lift a full
03:10human up yeah look at that better be ready for it I'm up oh if you're not mid-turn oh my god it's
03:18like you accidentally press something oh I never thought of that that's horrible I'll just
03:25grab the walkie-talkie that's on it or whatever
03:29help help what is that for is that a walkie-talkie there's a remote control that's why you keep going
03:35higher yeah look at the power box it needs yeah it's a hydraulic lift it is it's gonna need it I'm
03:43gonna be 400 pounds by then push button this wire we all laugh now oh yeah that's right that's what
03:54I said oh god yeah I didn't know I wasn't even thinking about Andy Green the dignity lift
03:59like oh no I'm gonna need a dignity lift everybody's gonna need a dignity one time you get stuck on
04:10that damn toilet you're gonna be like oh I wish I had I wish I had a dignity lift
04:15oh that's the one that's gonna be the one that I can't get up from so uh last week I was stuck on a
04:27toilet for four straight days oh yeah that's what happens oh no I drank water out of the back of the
04:35toilet oh my god what's that yeah ask that's a dignity lift that thing's gorgeous I spent four
04:43days on a toilet and it scared me uh half to death so hey you're not alone you have a dignity lift too
04:53I do okay dignity lift brothers my whole thing is like I I just assume that my legs are strong just
04:59because they've had to carry around this chassis the whole it's the whole life um but like what
05:05happens right yeah like you could get a bad knee right next thing you know Dave boom you could get
05:10out and then you could really use that dignity lift I'm getting so fat I almost need a dignity lift
05:16in here every once in a while and get up out of my seat for the break
05:19on the commercial break we're Andy's dignity lift in the background you know I got my dignity lift
05:26yeah don't make fun now you know with two minutes left in the in the break he's gonna start
05:34I'm like all right we're about to wrap this break up here sorry if that's distracting that's my
05:41dignity lift yeah yeah listen I gotta go to the bathroom I'm sorry I had to I had to
05:51had to interrupt the break early with my dignity lift
05:54it's noisy dude I get it oh it lets out some steam with it hydraulics I'm very heavy
06:01oh geez we're still on the air we got a minute man they beefed it up a little bit for me
06:09had engineering take a look at it oh wow man hey really you just have to wait till we're off
06:16the air though sorry about that I can't figure this thing out it's on a timer it's on a timer
06:21too noisy oh come on I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to hit the button again I told you
06:27that things were going to be different once the dignity lift was in here
06:30we're just going to have to get used to it all right it's my dignity lift
06:37it doesn't really save your dignity very much at least I have my dignity
06:42it's almost like they came together and they were like if you have to use this what's the
06:52last thing you have your dignity we're gonna call it the dignity lift amazing we'll take a break when
07:00we come back in a moment what went wrong for a guy who decided to go bungee jumping on vacation
07:04is chocolate milk about to be banned and what taco place is taco bell going in after court
07:12we'll be back right after this it's dave and chuck the freak sorry
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