00:00New summer life hack, Chuck.
00:01Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from 5-Hour Energy Firework Freeze
00:05and America's favorite frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:23Alright, well, Jason's just lucky I have a level head on my shoulders.
00:28What? Why's that?
00:30Because one guy showed up late in Tennessee this week,
00:33and he was stabbed multiple times with a pen.
00:36Yeah.
00:37Can I be honest?
00:39Yeah.
00:39I thought you were going to stab me yesterday.
00:40Okay.
00:41I was close.
00:42I thought Mike.
00:43I think it was the double whammy.
00:45I think it was the double whammy.
00:46You're going to be here for seven minutes, and then you've got to leave again.
00:49I think I made that content.
00:50It was that.
00:51Hey, listen, I'm going to have to leave for like an hour in the middle of a live show
00:55and do some stuff.
00:56I'm late.
00:57But also, I am going to be massively late.
01:00And not get you the stuff you need.
01:01All right.
01:02So, let's wonder what happened now.
01:05What time am I supposed to get here?
01:075.15?
01:07Oh.
01:09You didn't know that?
01:10No.
01:10No.
01:11It's been in flux for years.
01:12It never has.
01:13I'd love to see Dave's reaction when you came in and how that interaction went.
01:17We didn't talk.
01:18We did not talk.
01:19You did not talk.
01:20Did you just say hello?
01:20I said hello.
01:21He just went, hi.
01:22I did not say it like that, jackass.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26He stabbed me right in the back of the neck.
01:28I did not stab you with a pen like this person did.
01:31A school employee is behind bars.
01:33A delivery driver was late.
01:36So, he stabbed him multiple times with a pen because of the late delivery.
01:40I'd be dead if Dave was a stabber.
01:42You would have been dead.
01:43You would have been dead.
01:45You would have been dead 23 years ago.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:4723 years ago, you would have been dead.
01:48Right away.
01:49Like the first year.
01:50Come on.
01:51You're fine.
01:53I'll get you later.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Here's the story.
01:55I mean, Gasia, yeah, less than 30 minutes ago, we were able to confirm on something that
01:59happened Tuesday, American Way Middle School.
02:01Like you said, they gave us the report number.
02:04We took it and ran with it.
02:05Got the affidavit.
02:06Memphis Police tells us this involved a school employee at the middle school there and a
02:10delivery driver.
02:11The delivery driver who's been ID'd as Vincent Thornton said he was late making a delivery
02:17to the school when he came into contact with this man here, Braxton Stewart, the school
02:22employee, saying they got into an argument.
02:25Braxton Stewart then stabbed him multiple times with a pen.
02:30Police responded on scene and found that Thornton, in fact, had several puncture wounds on his
02:34body, four on his back, one between the eyes, and one on the left side of his neck.
02:38He was taken to Baptist East.
02:40Right between the eyes, huh?
02:41Stuart was taken into custody.
02:43We know that he has a court appearance now this morning at 9 a.m.
02:47We are probably going to send a crew there to follow up.
02:51All right.
02:52No, they didn't, though.
02:54God, that guy is on the edge, though.
02:57So he was probably waiting to go home, right?
03:00And he's got to deal with that delivery.
03:02Yeah.
03:03When he's late.
03:04Yep.
03:04And then you're just ready to kill someone.
03:06You're a tiny little fella.
03:08You are.
03:09I hope you never lose it like that, Dave.
03:11So far, so good, Lise.
03:12I know.
03:12So far, so good.
03:14You've got to hire this guy back.
03:16Who's protecting the school better than this guy?
03:18You're right.
03:19No, buddy.
03:19That's true.
03:20Nobody.
03:20I'm going to hire him to be here in the morning with me just to make sure everyone gets in
03:24on time.
03:24Oh, I basically am.
03:25This is how tall you think I am.
03:275'4".
03:28But you're the late guy.
03:30I mean, he's not even.
03:31He's the stabber.
03:32Yeah, he's the stabber.
03:32I think his hair is giving him a half an inch, too.
03:35So I think he's about 5'2".
03:37Hey, I was expecting to get it.
03:39So you were nice.
03:42It's coming.
03:42Hey, I'm going to be about 20 to 25 minutes late.
03:46And then I'll be here for about 25 minutes.
03:48Yeah.
03:48And then I'm going to have to leave.
03:50I'm going to have to leave.
03:51A live show.
03:52I woke up and I never answered the call.
03:56No, he never answers me when I call him.
03:59He'll send it right to voicemail.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01I click it and text him.
04:02So I'm my wife.
04:03Yeah, there's nothing to say.
04:04But that was the second time I called.
04:05I didn't realize that until later in the day that you called me twice.
04:08Yes.
04:09I was fast asleep.
04:10You did not answer.
04:11Oh, Dave.
04:13So this is the text I got back from Jason.
04:16And it can be taken two different ways.
04:18Okay.
04:18Yep.
04:19I'm effing up, man.
04:21I'm effing up, man.
04:22No.
04:25Yeah.
04:25Or it can be.
04:26Oh.
04:27Yeah.
04:27I'm effing up, man.
04:28That's what I meant.
04:29Like, I'm effing up.
04:31Oh, no.
04:32Because the first time I read it, I was like, is he yelling at me?
04:34Yeah, he is.
04:35Is he yelling at me because I called him twice?
04:37Oh, yeah.
04:38Then I was stabbing.
04:39Then I was going to.
04:40He started sharpening your pen.
04:42I didn't think about that.
04:43Wait.
04:43So you meant, like, I'm messing up?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Like, I'm effing up.
04:46Oh, I messed up.
04:46I'm effing up big time.
04:48Yep.
04:48I'm effing up, man.
04:52Yeah, like, stop.
04:53You didn't think about no wonder you were so mad.
04:54Because you had said it took you, like, three calls.
04:56Yes.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:58It took him three calls.
04:59No wonder you were so mad.
05:01Oh, the damn text.
05:02That's not what I meant.
05:03I was just like, because I've sent you just the F word multiple times.
05:07Texts are in trouble.
05:08This isn't the first time.
05:09Text sucks.
05:09It sucks so bad.
05:10I'm effing up already, man.
05:12That's not what I said.
05:13That's not how I meant it.
05:14So everybody thinks that I am saying stuff to them in, like, a real C word.
05:19Oh, text can be so misunderstood.
05:20In a C word way.
05:21And I'm not.
05:22I'm not.
05:23That's why emojis were invented.
05:25Yeah.
05:25Help us out.
05:26Now I can see why you were a little extra.
05:28Yeah.
05:29I actually thought that's how I meant it.
05:31I'm effing up, man.
05:32Okay, fine.
05:33You're relaxed.
05:33Stop calling, dude.
05:34I'm off.
05:35Hey, Jesus.
05:36Stop, man.
05:37I'm up.
05:38I didn't even think about that.
05:39Oh, God, a voicemail.
05:40Leave me a voicemail.
05:41And by the way.
05:43I click them.
05:43I gotta leave the show for a while.
05:47You guys had a blast without me.
05:50You're right.
05:51It was fine.
05:51You did.
05:52We did.
05:52You guys had a good time.
05:53Yeah, it was fine.
05:54All the funny stuff came then anyway, so what are you mad about?
05:57Highest rated hour in a long time.
06:01Some people were thrilled, I bet.
06:03I bet, yeah.
06:04Finally.
06:06I didn't check.
06:07I'll have to go and check.
06:08I have to start.
06:09It's all good.
06:10It's all good.
06:11But just be clear in your text.
06:13And maybe answer the phone.
06:13Actually, don't answer the phone.
06:14I don't want to listen to your sleepy voice.
06:16But just at least say, hey, I'm up.
06:17Sorry.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Yeah.
06:20I'm just rushing.
06:21Right.
06:22So I just say.
06:22Oh, that's so funny.
06:23I have time to say, I'm effing up, man.
06:25Click.
06:25That makes it so much funnier knowing that that was what he said.
06:30I'm effing up, man.
06:31Already.
06:32Stop calling me.
06:33I got it.
06:35Whoa.
06:35That's bold.
06:37That was a bold response.
06:39Yeah, it is.
06:39I'll just send it back on his middle finger.
06:41Well, imagine it said that and the finger.
06:44Oh, my God.
06:45You should not come in.
06:47If that, if you ever send me that.
06:48Don't come in.
06:49Don't bother coming in.
06:49I thought you were going to say that yesterday.
06:51You got to leave anyway.
06:53You might as well just stay home.
06:56That's my mind.
06:57But I didn't say it out loud.
06:58I love it.
06:59That's good.
07:00I love it.
07:01It's more like, I'm messing up.
07:04Oh, that changes everything reading that.
07:08I know.
07:09Oh, man.
07:10I'm surprised you didn't have a pen right between your eyes like this fellow.
07:14Me too.
07:15I mean, the anxiety going to bed last night, I'll tell you.
07:19It changed all my alarms.
07:21Did you?
07:21Oh, yeah.
07:22The sounds.
07:22The sounds.
07:23All the sounds.
07:24I could have tried that seven years ago.
07:27I did it before.
07:28Yeah.
07:28I've done it.
07:30I've done it.
07:31All right.
07:31Moving on here.
07:32Oh, that's funny.
07:32I've done it.
07:34I've done it.
07:34I've done it.
07:36I've done it.
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