00:00New summer life hack, Chuck.
00:01Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from 5-hour energy firework freeze
00:05and America's favorite frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:23Okay, this is what I don't understand.
00:25And we talked about this chick opening in OnlyFans.
00:28And it didn't make sense, but when you hear how much she's making a day,
00:33you'll be even more astounded.
00:35The honey boo-boo sister.
00:38Pumpkin?
00:39Oh, my buddy just showed me Pumpkin stuff.
00:42Pumpkin's touring the nation.
00:44She's like touring around the country and putting it all on OnlyFans.
00:49Yep, I know about Pumpkin.
00:52Well, Pumpkin started on OnlyFans that we told you about a couple weeks ago.
00:56But she's killing it.
00:57Yeah.
00:58She's making over $15,000 a day.
01:02Yep.
01:02A day.
01:04Mm-hmm.
01:05Dude, how is it possible that this lady doing X-rated stuff with the body of a linebacker
01:14is making $15,000 a day?
01:17Who's watching this stuff?
01:19Who wants to see her sexified?
01:23I don't know.
01:25She might actually even be doing stuff.
01:29She is doing stuff.
01:30Like traveling town to town, people banging her.
01:33Oh, what?
01:34Uh-huh.
01:35I don't know, though.
01:36Like you could bang her for money?
01:37It's alleged.
01:38It's alleged.
01:41Get out.
01:42I don't know.
01:42Shut up.
01:43I don't know anything about this.
01:46Like, it's just like a prostitution.
01:50I don't know anything about this.
01:51I don't know anything about Pumpkin either.
01:53But I just, my one buddy was like, man, I can't believe that she's doing this.
02:01When they say that, sometimes I don't believe them.
02:03Are they just trying to get attention?
02:04Pumpkin, $15,000 a day?
02:06I don't know.
02:06I want to see your bank account.
02:10Receipts.
02:11Yeah, I mean.
02:13Oh, God.
02:14Look at the sides.
02:17Yep.
02:18Jesus.
02:19Thighs almighty.
02:22Yep.
02:22I don't know.
02:23I want to see your strip, Chuck.
02:24If it's true, people are into just different things, I guess.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:26Look at that ass.
02:29I mean, I think that some people are into some stuff that we, that I, I know myself personally,
02:35I cannot comprehend.
02:36Is it just because they saw her on reality TV?
02:39They'll just now that they can see her.
02:42But who watched that?
02:43Did a lot of people?
02:44Yeah, Honey Boo Boo was a big hit.
02:46I don't know.
02:47Like, I'm assuming that it would have to be like people that were younger and are coming
02:53of age and now they just have their own money.
02:56Honey...
02:56What do you call this part of a big hit?
02:58Oh, it looks like a hip vagina.
03:05Side badge?
03:06Yeah.
03:08I want to plow your side badge to plow your side badge.
03:11How do I say this?
03:12That's it.
03:13She's the only one showing side badge.
03:14She is.
03:15That's how she makes all our money.
03:17Oh, that's her specialty.
03:18That's big enough for me to bang.
03:20I could bang that.
03:25I don't know.
03:26Listen, you got to find a niche, right?
03:27That's what we say.
03:28You got to find a niche.
03:29Her niche, side badge, created by her fat.
03:33What's crazy is that that photo is incredibly touched up.
03:37And they were like, there's nothing we can do about the side badge.
03:41It's there, man.
03:44I don't know what you want us to make it into.
03:47I just don't understand.
03:50I don't get it.
03:51Why I would spend my money on that.
03:53Why I'd want to see any more than this.
03:55That is enough.
03:56Yeah.
03:57There's something going on.
03:58I don't know.
03:58She has enough money to tighten it up a lot more, too.
04:01Oh, I'm sure.
04:02You know?
04:02Yeah.
04:03I'm sure if she did that, she wouldn't be as popular.
04:05That's it, right?
04:06This is like some little weird thing she found.
04:08Yeah, you're right.
04:09Yep.
04:09It would ruin the whole thing.
04:10I don't know.
04:10There's about eight guys I went to high school with married to something like this.
04:14I think there's a market out there for it.
04:16Is really?
04:17Yeah.
04:17She looks like a few women from the hometown area.
04:20Well, I mean, when you're married, whatever.
04:22But like a fantasy and you pay for like, I don't know, something different.
04:26If you can just get it at your local Waffle House, why would you pay money to see it?
04:31Maybe there's like a, you know, we talked about like an availability thing, like an actual
04:38attainable, there's an attainableness to Punkin.
04:43Like I could have her.
04:45Yeah.
04:46You know?
04:47I'm sure you can get a lot cheaper.
04:50Oh, 100%.
04:51Like, I don't know why I don't understand it.
04:54I bet you could say terrible things to her, too.
04:56I think she's okay with that.
04:58Oh, yeah.
04:59I think she's been used to it.
05:01Like, no more cheeseburgers.
05:02You know, things she doesn't want to hear.
05:04Some of the meanest stuff I've ever heard.
05:06She has pillow fights with her friends, too, and things.
05:09So she brings other people in.
05:12Yeah.
05:14Oh, no.
05:15You don't want to see that.
05:18Her nudes leaked.
05:19I don't know.
05:20I was on her Instagram.
05:22The innocent version of her life.
05:25Oh, God.
05:26Oh, wow.
05:26Yeah.
05:26You can see that her side vag actually does extend all the way around if you really want
05:31it to.
05:32Mm.
05:33Mm-mm.
05:35That biggest, biggest panty's ever seen.
05:38Two stomachs.
05:39It's holding in.
05:40Holy.
05:40I think there's four stomachs.
05:42Oh.
05:43You know, but this is, that's what, I mean, get that ass.
05:47Oh, that ass!
05:47That ass!
05:48He's like a cottage cheese nightmare.
05:49Look at those tattoos.
05:50Guys love it.
05:50Jesus, God, that's so lumpy!
05:53There's some guys that love it.
05:54I can't, I don't know what to say.
05:56Oh, that's a dumper no one should ever pay for!
05:59I mean, a dumper might be the perfect...
06:02Does she have a tattoo on her cheek?
06:03Yes, it says, spank me, Daddy.
06:05And the other one on the other side.
06:07Who is the fella over there?
06:08There's a fella?
06:09I don't know.
06:10What is that thing on the other side?
06:12I'm pretty sure that is a logo of something called Legion of Skanks.
06:19How do you know that?
06:21That he knows!
06:22How do you know that?
06:24The Royals, he does not know.
06:26Legion of Skanks logo.
06:29It's a podcast, like Comedy Guys.
06:32That's what's on her ass.
06:35Legion of Skanks?
06:36That's a podcast?
06:37Yeah, there are three comedians.
06:38I went and saw one this weekend.
06:40Really?
06:40Yeah, that's her ass.
06:42Look.
06:42Why would you get the Legion of Skanks on your ass?
06:47Oh, she even does farting videos.
06:50Oh, there you go.
06:50Oh, my shit.
06:51There you go.
06:51That's why she makes all my money.
06:52She's gassy.
06:53Oh.
06:54She's one of the gassiest.
06:56She caters to that crowd.
07:00The fart crowd.
07:01You know?
07:02The cottage cheese ass fart crowd?
07:04The ones that like it.
07:05Hey, listen.
07:06If you want an ass to fart, that's the one you want to fart right there.
07:10That thing, it's going to echo and take a while to get out.
07:20So bad.
07:21Oh, yeah.
07:21Like, if you love a smelly fart.
07:24Oh, you love this chick if you love a smelly fart.
07:26My God.
07:29That is revolting.
07:32Anyway, 15 grand a day.
07:34Legion of Skanks.
07:3615 grand a day.
07:38It all adds up.
07:40I love this chick.
07:41I love this chick.
07:42I love this chick.
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