00:00Tee-tee-tee-tee!
00:04Woahhhhh!!!!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the Carnival!
00:06Cotton Candy 5-hour energy!
00:08It tastes like a Carnival!
00:09Zero sugar!
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:23People will pay.
00:24Because this actress from Harry Potter now says she's made more money from OnlyFans than she did in her entire
00:33acting career.
00:34And you guys, she is a homely lady.
00:37This lady here.
00:39Oh, we talked about her when she started it.
00:43Jessie Cave.
00:45She doesn't do nudity or porn.
00:48She played Lavender Brown in the Potter flicks.
00:52She was Ron Weasley's girlfriend.
00:55A lot of Ron Weasley's out there, you know what I mean?
00:57But she found her niche.
00:59She brushes and plays with her hair.
01:01Yeah, that's what we talked about, right?
01:02It was all hair content.
01:06It's been over a year and a half, she says, it's genuinely saved her life.
01:09She's married and has four kids.
01:12And again, she says she's made more money from doing that on OnlyFans than she did in her entire acting
01:17career.
01:17So she's dressed like an elf or maid.
01:22And she plays with her hair.
01:23I wonder if I could brush my pubes or something.
01:27That is so effing disgusting.
01:30Like really grow them out.
01:32Like really grow them out.
01:34As long as I can get them, you know?
01:37Because I think it's pretty incredible how long it probably can get.
01:39Would people watch a man brush his pubes?
01:42I bet.
01:44Men, maybe.
01:46It's not going to be women.
01:48Like what if you're a woman that wants to see that?
01:50Like we said, cooter killer, we're not.
01:52I don't even, I don't, I'm not going for cooter anymore.
01:56You're going for cooter.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I'm right after that.
02:01The Chuck the Freak story.
02:02I'll tuck everything underneath and just brush it.
02:04Oh God, God, God.
02:05Dance around, put on some, you know.
02:09You're going to be like the Buffalo Bill of Cubes.
02:11Yeah, why not?
02:13That's kind of what I'm thinking.
02:15That's kind of what I'm thinking.
02:18Would you watch Chuck the Freak brush his pubes on OnlyFans?
02:21You have to realize it's not my pubes now.
02:24It is as long as it could ever get.
02:27Like I need, like she is brushing hair,
02:28but the only reason it's any good is because it's so long.
02:33You know?
02:34Yeah.
02:35I'm good for her.
02:36I mean, whatever.
02:37Hey, you find your thing.
02:39She's doing a little bit.
02:40She's bending over in fishnets and she's got see-through tops on.
02:44How do you know this?
02:45What do you mean?
02:46You looked it up.
02:46Yeah, you can see her nipples.
02:48It's like you're not doing nothing.
02:50Oh, well, she wasn't saying that.
02:52Right.
02:53I mean, you got to see.
02:54As I said, start.
02:56See, there's some seductive.
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59Oh, there's her nips.
02:59Go down.
03:00You'll see her fishnets.
03:01She's bent over in a skirt.
03:03Oh, she's reading topless.
03:05Start the timer.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Okay.
03:07You're telling me she's not spanking herself in it?
03:10It's still an image right there.
03:11You don't think she's doing personal content for people?
03:15Yeah.
03:16She's got a cape on.
03:16She's got a little hoodie.
03:17That makes more sense.
03:18It's not just playing with her hair.
03:20Yeah, it's not just playing with her.
03:20It's playing with her boobs.
03:22Right, so you got to brush your pews, but you got to be seductive about it.
03:25Yeah, make sure you practice.
03:26What I'm doing is brushing my pubes.
03:29That's it.
03:30He's not a whore.
03:32I'll show you my butthole.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35Dear God.
03:36They're that long that you could get in that position while you brush them?
03:39Yeah.
03:40I'm going to throw up.
03:41Hell, yeah.
03:43Throw up.
03:44Because I'm picturing him bent over brushing his pews.
03:48You would not even imagine how horrible that would be.
03:54Me crawling around.
03:55Okay.
03:55The amount of hair that I got.
03:57I can't and I'm going to be sick.
03:58God, God, God, God.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:01No, you can't.
04:01I can never let anyone see me crawl around.
04:04Thank God.
04:04God, I would look like a silverback gorilla a little bit.
04:11I got to see.
04:13Quite hairy.
04:15You got to see?
04:16What do you got to see for?
04:17Why?
04:18You just said you were going to be sick.
04:19What do you got to see?
04:20You got to see.
04:20I'm looking up a gay bear crawling.
04:24How much money can I make, Jason?
04:26Find out.
04:28Oh, man, look at these guys.
04:30What's he doing?
04:32What are you looking at, man?
04:34It's Chuck.
04:36It's me crawling.
04:38It's a preview of me crawling.
04:40It's not a bad idea to look at.
04:42I'll tell you what.
04:43Huh?
04:43There's a market for you.
04:44There is a market.
04:45For hairy guys crawling?
04:46Oh, of course.
04:47You're in bears in motion.
04:48But you're going to hurt your knees, though.
04:49Remember, you got knee problems?
04:50I know.
04:50I got to really.
04:51I got to crawl.
04:52I got to crawl on the carpet.
04:54You got to get those gardening knee pads.
04:55I got to crawl on the carpet.
04:56When you do your pube content.
04:59Put a pad down or something.
05:01Or crawl in the bag.
05:01I have a yoga mat.
05:02There you go.
05:03I have a yoga mat.
05:03I don't know if that's enough.
05:05I don't know.
05:05I mean, I feel like it's just a little bit.
05:07I need just a little bit.
05:08You just got to crawl a little bit?
05:09Or I could put my metal detecting knee pads on.
05:13You probably.
05:14I don't know.
05:15What?
05:17You know how in Playboy, back in the day, they grew their pubes out so you couldn't see
05:21their bits?
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:22I could grow my butt pubes out to cover my b-hole.
05:25I'm sure they're already tastefully.
05:27I'm sure if you bend over right now, you couldn't see your b-hole.
05:29Yeah, you're probably correct.
05:33I would for sure.
05:34I'd give them a bit.
05:35I'd grab a cheek and give them a little peek.
05:37You know what I mean?
05:38I got to give them their monies.
05:40Butt pubes.
05:40Yeah.
05:42Chuck the Freak's butt pubes.
05:43Well, go make some cash.
05:45I'm telling you, dude.
05:47I'm ready at any time.
05:49All right.
05:49You want to see Chuck the Freak's butt pubes?
05:51Wrap it up and take this thing solo.
05:53Let him know.
05:55Take it solo.
05:56Please take it solo.
05:57Take it all the way solo.
05:59You know what I mean?
06:01Yeah.
06:01It's not in that way.
06:02When we come back, solo pube content.
06:08All right.
06:09All right.
06:10You need to get in with us.
06:10I need to get in with us.
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