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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an audiobook of Dracula that has women very excited. It's being called "sexy and sinister". Will people feel the same way about Chuck and Jason's version?
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00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the apple orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure. That's why I got you new caramel apple five-hour energy.
00:11It's like the apple orchard without the go.
00:22Alright, ladies, gird your loins.
00:25A new audiobook recording of Dracula came out yesterday.
00:30And it's making the bitches easy.
00:34Moist.
00:35Yep.
00:37It stars actor Jonathan Bailey as Dracula.
00:43No idea.
00:44And actress Ella Purnell from Fallout as Mina.
00:49Okay, so I know Fallout, but I don't know the names of the people.
00:52So is she the main girl from Fallout?
00:55You don't know either.
00:56We don't know. We don't know who any of these people are.
01:00She's a British actress.
01:02Yep.
01:03Oh, yeah. I know who she is.
01:05Main girl from Fallout.
01:06She's from Shameless, right?
01:07But a clip of them in the recording booth is going viral.
01:12Was she in Shameless?
01:15Let's find out right down here.
01:16Oh, Yellow Jackets.
01:17That's what I'm getting confused with.
01:19She was in Kick-Ass.
01:19She looks a little bit like the actress from Shameless, but it's Yellow Jackets.
01:24A behind-the-scenes clip of Jonathan and Ella in a recording booth is going viral because women have been
01:30touching themselves to her.
01:32Oh, my.
01:32Me, too.
01:34Even Snooki chimed in.
01:36Snooki.
01:37We got her to pop up.
01:40Saying she felt like a creep because of what she was thinking during this.
01:44Multiple people joked that it made them pregnant.
01:48Who's the guy?
01:50Jonathan Bailey.
01:51No idea who that is.
01:52No.
01:54Oh, he's the dude from Jurassic World.
01:58I believe he's into fellas.
02:04He's from Wicked and Jurassic World.
02:07We talked about him.
02:09And Bridgerton.
02:10He won, like, the sexiest man or something.
02:13Oh, yeah.
02:13We did look him up.
02:14We were like, oh, he's a gay fella.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Are you ready for this?
02:17Not really.
02:19Let's see.
02:20I'll see Alice Watson.
02:22Stop it.
02:24I can control myself.
02:26We'll see.
02:27He's into Dracula.
02:28Jonathan starts talking.
02:29We'll see.
02:30What's weird about it, he's, like, touching himself.
02:32Yeah, he's really in character.
02:34Yeah.
02:35That's how I do stuff, too.
02:36Here.
02:37I touch myself.
02:38Here it is.
02:38Let us know if it makes you moist.
02:42This blood.
02:44Otherwise, she's, like, choking.
02:45This is not sex act.
02:46Okay.
02:46They're like, yeah.
02:47Okay, just do it.
02:47What's from me?
02:49Has your Lucy in it?
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:57It is you.
02:59The figure in my dream.
03:01Drink.
03:03No.
03:04No, no, no, no.
03:05There is no living.
03:07You are not to wriggle away.
03:10Oh, yeah.
03:10Drink from me.
03:13Ah.
03:15And with this baptism of my blood in your mouth, throat, and veins, you shall be my servant.
03:25Oh.
03:27Yep, they like it.
03:29I can see why they like it.
03:32How you doing, Jason?
03:33That's how I've learned to talk in bed to myself.
03:37That didn't do anything for me.
03:41If you're into.
03:42It's weird to see that I'm acting it out, too.
03:44Yeah, it is.
03:44With the apple and stuff.
03:46Makes me uncomfortable.
03:47Yeah.
03:48It's like role play.
03:49It makes me uncomfortable.
03:50You can't do that.
03:51You can't.
03:51You don't play.
03:52I can't do it.
03:53You don't do Dracula in the bedroom.
03:54And I don't like watching it.
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:55Take a bite from my neck.
03:58Taste my blood in your mouth.
03:59I don't like watching it either.
04:00I've found out.
04:01No.
04:02I love it.
04:02Makes me uncomfortable.
04:04Drink from me.
04:07Oh, no.
04:09I don't want to hear your version of it.
04:11Jason and Chuck.
04:12No, no.
04:13Read the new Dracula book.
04:14You are not your regular way.
04:16I'm not going anywhere.
04:18No, I don't like it.
04:19Uncomfortable.
04:19I don't like it.
04:20Hold me close.
04:22No.
04:24Oh, God.
04:25Oh.
04:26He's drinking him.
04:28Oh, my God.
04:29He tastes great.
04:30He tastes amazing.
04:32I don't like it.
04:33I don't like it.
04:34I don't like it.
04:36Sorry, ladies.
04:37Oh, man.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:39Fill me up, Buttercup.
04:41Oh, God.
04:42That's what he said.
04:42I know.
04:43It doesn't sound good, though.
04:45You guys, I got to go home.
04:47I get it.
04:48You can have a taste too well.
04:50Drink us, Al.
04:52Drink us.
04:54Oh, no.
04:55Two straws.
04:57Fill your mouth with me.
05:00And me.
05:01Oh, Jesus.
05:02God.
05:03Look out below.
05:05There's plenty of room.
05:14Jonathan spoke about the experience.
05:16He said he actually recorded his parts alone.
05:18They edited them together in this clip.
05:21Oh, that's cool.
05:22Okay.
05:22They recorded their parts alone, and they all did their own sound effects.
05:26Like, you heard her, like, biting into him was actually her biting into an apple.
05:30Yeah.
05:32He says, a whole childhood of making noises and sounds alone up in my room, and I finally
05:37found a place to put them to good use.
05:40What's weird is...
05:42What?
05:42I know who would have loved this.
05:45Oh, yeah.
05:46My mom.
05:48Oh, yeah, dude.
05:49You guys, so one of the things that I found...
05:53Oh, no, Dave.
05:55No, no, relax.
05:56But I know from her account, which I, like, you know, finally shut down, like, I had her
06:02on my Amazon account and stuff.
06:04And she loved, like, these romance books.
06:08Yep.
06:09But especially, like, Dracula vampire theaters.
06:13Oh, it's not, dude.
06:14That's why they wrote so well.
06:14She had, like, a whole series of these.
06:17Oh, boy.
06:18Yeah.
06:18That she was into.
06:19Oh, she would have loved.
06:20She would have loved this.
06:23Absolutely loved it.
06:24Dedicate that to your mom.
06:26Just a little tingle.
06:27Yeah, just a little tingle.
06:30Yeah.
06:32She, I know she would have loved it because that, undisturbingly found out, that was something
06:37she enjoyed.
06:38Yeah.
06:38Well, the thing is, when you start finding out about, like, you know, book talk and stuff
06:44like that, you realize there's just so many women that are into this, like, it's smut.
06:52Like, they love it.
06:54They love it.
06:55They love it.
06:56And so, you know, if you just go all in with it yourself, you do have a chance to find
07:08somebody that's into that kind of thing.
07:11I think, honestly, I really believe that that's sometimes why guys are like, oh, yeah, I do.
07:16Yeah, I tie people up and I do this stuff.
07:19Yeah, because they just realize it turns them on.
07:21It's like an easy, it's like an easy score.
07:25Someone said Jason looked like a vampire in that Ricardo Bone picture.
07:29Bite the bone.
07:31Is that what it was?
07:32Okay.
07:32That was a seduction.
07:33Show me your bone.
07:34Bite me or bite the bone.
07:35Bite the bone.
07:36Ricardo Bone.
07:37Bite it.
07:38All right.
07:39Bite my bone.
07:40Let me drink from you.
07:41Someone's all into role playing all of a sudden.
07:44You're great.
07:45You're great.
07:46I can try.
07:47There's like six guys of boners right now.
07:49Oh, Lord.
07:51I never thought about the audio book version of these erotic things.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Like, I always think about the reading of them, but the audio book.
07:59That kicks it up.
08:00It really does.
08:01It does, yeah.
08:01Yeah.
08:03But like, I was just telling Lisa and Dave, like, I got an audio book.
08:08You really want people, like, please hire multiple people to read your book.
08:16Not just one person.
08:20And the unfortunate book that I have is like a conversational book, and they literally have
08:25the people's name before every single sentence that they say.
08:30So it's like, Dave, I want to go to the store.
08:34Lisa, well, you can't go to the store.
08:37Dave.
08:37No, that's brutal.
08:39Oh, it's awful.
08:40You know what?
08:40Another thing I noticed, which is horrible.
08:42I think I mentioned this before, too.
08:43Like, I was reading a book, it was like a crime book, but two of the characters got
08:48involved, right?
08:49Yeah.
08:50And this weird, there was a man and a woman voicing it, but in each chapter, only one
08:56would read both parts.
08:58So the guy, at some point, and like, they got romantic, was like, oh, put it in me.
09:04Oh, yes.
09:06It was the weirdest thing.
09:08I've heard it.
09:09It does ruin it.
09:10Put it in me.
09:10Yeah, he was reading her parts, too.
09:13Yeah, because I went to her and then she would read his parts instead of them just going
09:17back and forth.
09:18Yeah, they must read separately.
09:20And that's the easier way to do it, I guess.
09:22Yeah.
09:22Like, I've heard a single male, you know, actor who's reading the book, but acting out
09:31all the parts.
09:31And you said, like, when there's a woman, they're like, oh, hello, how are you?
09:34Yes.
09:35And they, but they do different voices for everyone and it makes it easier to follow the
09:40story when they do that.
09:41But at the same time, it's weird.
09:43But if you have the two actors already, let them read their own lines.
09:46I feel like they didn't, they never had them together.
09:49They were just like.
09:50This is why I prefer to read than the audio book.
09:54You can create the own.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I would just never, ever.
09:58No, I generally read, but in my car I listen sometimes to audio books, but that let people
10:04read their own lines.
10:05And I know this is not books like that you guys would listen to, but to me, like there
10:10was a Star Wars book that I read.
10:13Oh, you guys had it, too.
10:15But what I'm saying is they, they took the time.
10:19They hired someone for every part.
10:23That's amazing.
10:23And I'm like, that's how you do it.
10:24But I can't imagine how much that is compared to what a normal, well, look for Chuck and
10:31Jason's new book, Dicula, coming soon.
10:33Oh, Dicula.
10:33Count Dicula.
10:35I'll get to work today on it.
10:36Oh my God.
10:37I can't wait to use AI.
10:38You know our listeners would download it in a heartbeat.
10:40I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to drink from you on AI pretty soon.
10:45I just want the negative reviews.
10:47Give me a negative review.
10:49I know you'd be surprised.
10:50I think you'd be surprised.
10:52Great.
10:52I know who's producing that one.
10:54Yeah, there you go.
10:55Produced by Al Beck.
10:56Try not to get hard, Al.
10:58I'm going to try that hard.
11:00Yeah.
11:01He will do his best.
11:02You're not going to try that hard.
11:05You're not going to try that hard.
11:06You're not going to try that hard.