Dave's Release

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about if women like morning sex as much as men and then learn too much about Dave's release sounds.

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00:00according to the latest science and it is science morning sex could boost productivity

00:13increase your job satisfaction and even help you score a raise

00:19you can see that yes are any ladies into morning sex if you want to chime in and does it make your

00:28day better like it does for guys too 1-855-954-6969 you can be anonymous 1-855-954-6969 or text us at

00:3746969 i will say post-sex i've definitely been happy happier you should be sure it's endorphins

00:45you know but he i don't i've never done it before coming into work ever like it's because it's just

00:51too early i've only managed it a couple of times in our whole room i don't want to know about that

00:54jesus christ i'm just saying unless it was a long time ago but i don't remember that

00:59yeah you know it's amber somehow was up couldn't sleep yeah maybe like a really long time ago

01:06it's only been a couple of times and i was super happy the problem with morning sex and i think

01:12amber doesn't like it for what i get really touchy-feely the rest of the day

01:19like it really you know that really disturbs me because i've seen you touchy-feely with her

01:25and i realize now that you guys banged that morning good god it's just healthy what's wrong

01:30with it i don't like it you get touchy-feely with her oh yeah or just people in general

01:35i was at their house and it was like i felt like going home like i thought i should go home

01:41i'm like they're gonna bang on the countertop any minute i'm telling you they do do public

01:45displays oh yeah big time big time not like he's saying we're not like tonguing each other in

01:52public you know like that touching the back oh baby oh i was like we're just like hanging out

01:59in the kitchen in dave's kitchen he had a guest he did it seems uncomfortable yeah it was i wasn't

02:06doing he's you know him it's not just him it's not just you it's not just you you're not the only

02:13one touching oh amber touches too but she's not grabbing my hog or anything for god no thank god

02:19your hog thank god honestly yeah i mean if i'm in your kitchen and amber grabs your hog

02:26all of my suspicions are true are real so that did not happen uh ashley is with us in south carolina

02:35hi ashley huh hi good morning good morning all right are you on the morning sex train or no

02:40um i am definitely on the morning sex train um it's a wonderful way to start the day excellent

02:47wonderful love it um but my husband definitely does not he's he's not into it yeah it's really

02:55strange to me and he is you know a sexual creature he enjoys sex but just not in the morning

03:03he's just he's grouchy or something he's got a he needs coffee or what honestly i think it's

03:10maybe more of like an anxiety thing i think as soon as he wakes up he's just like a little ball full

03:15of stress um well that would be a great way to get rid of some stress you think that would

03:20but he can't he can't get by that part you know yeah yeah i think he's just got to get his body moving

03:27and his brain go in and then he you know what reduces stress for me finish a little release

03:33yeah no i mean you'd think you would think not everyone's the same no you're right all right

03:41ashley i i tell him dave and chuck said to get banging in the morning yeah i know right okay all

03:47right good luck um that was too much for me it's unusual what the release that's that's the one that

03:53makes me want to go i know i don't like it release is good i release is good i don't want to wait

04:00it's even your release a dave release i see the way dave sneezes i see the way dave stretches okay i

04:08see the way dave yawns okay so i don't want i don't want god i don't want okay i don't want to go

04:15out on a limb here guys but if you sneeze the way dave sneezes if you eat a banana the way dave eats a

04:21banana if you type the way dave types if you open a door the way dave opens the door if you do all of

04:29those things the way you're insane how do you think dave finishes oh god he's like that michael

04:37steel guy well he made eye contact yeah oh you didn't have to make that noise i'm just saying guys

04:44i mean don't think about it too long i should have left earlier like i said i would can i be vocal

04:51sure yeah michael steel oh yeah michael steel whatever who cares anymore i don't care whatever

04:58it's sex sex sex is natural lexington steel that's who i think we played his sounds on the show

05:05i'm pretty sure i know we can't play the sound but that is dave dave is lexington steel dave is

05:14lexington you ever seen him you know you can't you can't even recreate it it is unbelievable and if

05:36you've seen dave sneeze and stretch and kick a door down i scare the hell out of jason it's a hundred

05:43percent don't you ever lex steel me it's not funny i'm not like stealing i'm out of here

05:49we'll know we'll know we'll hear it lex steel me with a release it's not funny lex steel my god

05:58we can't play it but i mean if you if you're listening you're like god i wonder what this

06:04just be ready it's unlike anything it's crazy i can hear it's weird knowing the

06:10release sounds of another man oh man you both seem to know it quite well well you've seen a lot

06:14of his work it's he it's like so over the top that like that's what the person's known for

06:23that's what they're i mean that's just insane it's the most insane thing there's no one else on earth

06:29like him except for dave well sometimes you can't fight it you just have to roll with it oh my god

06:34stop we get it yeah whatever man you make loud noises when you release that's good to know

06:40time big time loud like we know so much about each other here i'm very quiet like a mouse you

06:46wouldn't even know really yeah like nothing nope i mean whatever you want as long as your lady likes

06:53it i don't know i don't know we never talked about it would you like me to be more vocal during my

06:59release i'm sure she's okay with that i think so yeah i think it'd be weird if i asked her that

07:05yeah it would be louder should i bump it up just should i be like dave what i did

07:10everybody should dave release oh my god yeah give it a try see if you like it

07:22don't do that to your women don't dave your women yeah don't it might be too much you might

07:28scare them if they're not used to it especially they're like what the hell like they don't realize

07:33you listen to us right and then all of a sudden we told you to do it and this lady says she loves

07:38hearing the sound of a guy finishing yes i'm sure i wish i didn't think about things the way i think

07:46about things i know i wish you didn't either sometimes i mean it's what makes you funny but then it

07:51also you know screws up your life yeah yeah screws up my whole life yep like it does like you know

07:57dave sneezes and i just think no that's him finishing god he finishes loud huh that's a weird

08:03thing i've never thought about your finish no no one should see and then you mess me up why well

08:10because you never thought about it that way because i just sometimes i got to do some editing here and

08:14there's you let out some screams sometimes and now all i can think is that's what you're doing

08:20yeah you just got mad the other day yeah yeah that's exactly it exactly oh yeah oh yep

08:30whatever you should just clip those and put them all to the side and we can make a dave's finishing

08:37reel i should i i'm passionate yeah that's great no it's good hey man you're passionate and touchy

08:44feely and you're loud and yep what else what else i'm touchy feely with my wife let's just yeah

08:51not with people in the hallway right no not that i have seen just to clear that up anyway there you go

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