00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:22Alright, off now to Cape Coral where, speaking of rub and tugs,
00:27this is bold, if this is what it is.
00:30Signs have just gone up offering exotic massages.
00:33Like, lawn signs.
00:36Fantastic.
00:37It's crazy. What's this about?
00:39Here's the story.
00:41Take a listen.
00:43These signs are raising some big concerns.
00:46Is this legal or not?
00:48Some business owners say they have faced fines from city code violations.
00:52Now they are wondering who is holding this exotic massage business accountable.
00:56Photos of these signs have been circulating on social media as they pop up on some of the city's busiest
01:03roads.
01:04Generating hundreds of comments from people living in the Cape,
01:07Nick Squalashy tells me today he has seen these signs all over the city.
01:11I've probably seen them a few times, three, four, five times.
01:16There's a couple of them that I saw on Santa Barbara.
01:19One off of Vizcaya down here.
01:22And it's just a bad look.
01:23When you search the number online, it takes you to online escort review websites.
01:28We tried calling the number to get in contact with the business owner to find out if they got permission
01:33from the city to put these signs up.
01:35We were sent to voicemail.
01:36I can't get to the floor right now.
01:39Most likely my hands are busy in a massage session.
01:42Parents are concerned about their kids seeing these signs.
01:45Oh, my God.
01:45And wondering what the...
01:48I'm just going to be...
01:49Let's call this a time.
01:50Thank you so much for calling the massage...
01:52Erotic massage line.
01:54How can I help you?
01:56Uh, hi.
01:57You're not the one doing the massages.
01:59Oh, my hands are busy right now.
02:02Oh, my goodness.
02:02I can tell you that.
02:03Oh, no.
02:03What's your name?
02:04My name is Jason.
02:06Oh, you sound like a Dave to me.
02:08Oh, really?
02:09No, it's Jason.
02:10Jason Watson, actually.
02:11Okay, Jason Watson.
02:12How are you?
02:13Fine, thank you so much.
02:14You like a deep, deep massage from someone who's about 60 to 67 years old?
02:19No, not really, actually.
02:21I'm lying about my age by 10 years, by the way.
02:23Is there anyone else there that might be available?
02:26Just these hands.
02:27Oh.
02:27They look like the skin of an alligator.
02:29Oh, no.
02:30You're not really making it intriguing.
02:33I think I'm okay.
02:34Do you like a dry massage?
02:36I don't.
02:36Or do you want me to try and grease these things up for you?
02:39I don't like it dry.
02:41Okay, grease it in.
02:43Okay.
02:44Oh.
02:44I'm gonna pass.
02:46Oh, are you sure?
02:47I think you.
02:48Yes.
02:48Yes.
02:48I'm gonna pass for now.
02:50Okay, well.
02:51I was intrigued until I heard you.
02:52Jason, you sound hot.
02:54Thank you so much.
02:55I appreciate that.
02:55I'm gonna do stuff to myself now because of you.
02:58Oh, my goodness.
02:59Oh, all right.
02:59I'll let you go do that then.
03:01Oh, oh, oh.
03:02Get those alligator hands out of there.
03:04No.
03:04Two are wet right now.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:06Oh, my goodness.
03:07Gotta go.
03:08Gotta go.
03:09Bye.
03:09Bye.
03:10Bye.
03:13Jason Watson, huh?
03:15You're my name.
03:17Yeah.
03:20He visits here all the time.
03:21We know it's not him.
03:22Jason, that's not you.
03:24Oh, come on.
03:25That's not Jason.
03:26Come on.
03:26You were here last week.
03:28Yeah, you're not Jason Watson.
03:30We all know him.
03:31See, Alice Watson?
03:32We know him.
03:34Oh, man.
03:36Oh, yeah, that'd be terrible for him.
03:38I need to go back in here again.
03:40With the business owner to find out if they got permission from the city to put these signs up, we
03:45were sent to voicemail.
03:46I can't get to the floor right now. Most likely my hands are busy in a massage session.
03:52Parents are concerned about their kids seeing these signs and wondering what the advertisement means.
03:57Making it out to look like it's something that's cool or something that looks like it may be fun or
04:04interesting.
04:05Especially kids. You know, anybody can see a phone number and call it and it's just a bad look.
04:11Cape Coral has strict rules about yard signs like these and we reach out to the Cape Coral Police Department
04:16to see if they can stay up or if any reports have been made against these signs.
04:20We are still waiting to hear back.
04:22It's wild, though.
04:24I got a million dollar idea.
04:25Okay.
04:26Mermaid massages.
04:28They're dressed as mermaids?
04:29Yeah, it's in the water.
04:30Let's go.
04:32It's in the water.
04:33Under mermaids.
04:36They're mermaids.
04:37They massage you.
04:39I like it, Chuck.
04:40It's a million dollar idea.
04:41I'm telling you right now.
04:42I get it.
04:42It's tough to find ladies to dress like mermaids and massage men, but.
04:47And find a pool.
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:50It'll be more like a tub or like a fish tank.
04:52It'll be like a big fish tank.
04:54A fish tank?
04:54I don't know.
04:55What kind of money do you think we got?
04:57We don't have all the money to start up.
04:59We can find a pool.
05:01We can get a pool.
05:01Okay.
05:02Oh, like a, like, you know, one of those just turtle pool.
05:06Yeah.
05:06Something like that.
05:07Get him.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Timo.
05:09Timo pool.
05:10Right.
05:10Yeah.
05:10You're right.
05:12I don't know.
05:12I'm just thinking it's a million dollar idea.
05:14I thought this was going to be like one of these fantasy football things.
05:19Like Dave lost.
05:22We, you know what happens, Dave, your home phone number.
05:25Oh my God.
05:26On the bottom of exotic.
05:28Yep.
05:29And I put them all over the city.
05:31And then Dave's taking phone calls from dudes that want to get jerked all day long.
05:36They got to be up for a week.
05:39Yeah.
05:40They're not going to show it, huh?
05:41No, they won't.
05:42Hello.
05:42How are you?
05:44Because can't you just be busted?
05:47Like, are you that stupid that you would put that out there?
05:51I think you can start a phone number that basically goes to note, like almost.
05:55But that sounded like her voicemail.
05:57Oh, no, no.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:58But I mean, like, I don't think they can figure out.
06:02Yeah.
06:02But you call it and you set up an appointment and you go.
06:05Yes.
06:05And then you bust her.
06:07Yeah.
06:07It's just a really bold move if it's legit.
06:11It is nuts.
06:12I don't.
06:14I don't get it.
06:15You wouldn't want it in your neighborhood.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:19But in every neighborhood, there's a couple people that didn't mind seeing that number.
06:26Beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.
06:27Yep.
06:28Yep.
06:30Little pick.
06:31I mean, people are getting jerked.
06:32Of course.
06:33Every day, everywhere.
06:33You saw the stacks of money.
06:34You saw the stacks of money.
06:36They're getting jerked.
06:36They are rolling in it.
06:37Yeah.
06:39Yeah.
06:39I did.
06:40I did.
06:41So.
