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00:01this is a test this is only a test fester yes are you ready to take the test i guess
00:09i'm the
00:10subject so women are giving their partners what they're calling the illiterate boyfriend test
00:23and i have a list of words here now fester you're you're pretty you're pretty smart guys i don't
00:30know if you're the right person to give this test to i'm on the dumber side of mensa people so
00:34i mean
00:35i'm gonna hand you i'm gonna hand you this list lower mensa i mean yeah so there are a bunch
00:41of
00:41videos that are circulating on this where where women and the videos i've seen are like primarily
00:48i would say like gen z i i would say like 25 to 30 probably somewhere in that zone and
00:56the women
00:56are videoing their boyfriends or significant others and they've got a list of printed out words and
01:05they're like okay pronounce these words and this is called the illiterate boyfriend test and this is
01:11circulating now and i'm gonna hand you i've got a copy of like one of the lists i'm gonna hand
01:17you
01:17the list fester all right you have a copy and i have a copy all right fester pronounce the first
01:24word on the illiterate boyfriend test go time that is correct and that would be the the spice
01:34time yes so that is correct uh t-h-y-m-e what is the next word i think i
01:41know all of these
01:42i mean epitome exactly and you hear people occasionally the epitome well uh you know
01:48who's famous for saying that who cindy crawford that's a that's an old story that's apparently
01:54what broke the straw that broke the camel's back for richard gear yeah so she said epitome and he
01:58was out yeah that's a famous story that that cindy crawford once pronounced that epitome instead of
02:05epitome the next one please all right this might be a harder one all right what do you think this
02:09is
02:11i think i know what it is just just pronounce it is it challah no is it challah yeah it's
02:19technically
02:20it's like challah it's the is it a bread it's the jewish uh bread i knew what it was but
02:25c-h-a-l-l-a-h
02:27all right next one please is gnocchi no it is not that's how i pronounce it no it's gnocchi
02:34yeah why are you saying it like i have a stroke in the middle well you know i guess both
02:40are
02:40acceptable but but the the rolled potato pasta-y uh italian uh dish it's uh gnocchi not gnocchi no
02:51it no it's gnocchi you sound like no i don't it's gnocchi gnocchi see hear it gnocchi right there
02:59hey any italians want to call up and tell faster i pronounce gnocchi oh yeah gnocchi gnocchi all
03:06right moving on 800-990-1047 if you're italian all right next one fuchsia dude good the color yeah
03:16the color fuchsia very very good f-u-c-h which i normally pronounce completely different
03:23with a horn yeah don't don't pronounce it yeah fuchsia is correct f-u-c-h-s-i-a the
03:30next word is what
03:33dude hold on dude just read it consensus no what is it
03:42conscientious yes conscientious what are you i don't know dude it's a conword it's a long
03:48conword with an s next word it's faux pas that is correct so making a mistake a faux pas all
03:55right
03:55next one hors d'oeuvres that is correct which is a french word yeah faux pas and hors d'oeuvres
04:01yeah all right next word is colonel that is correct next word sorbet next q as in to line up
04:08q q u e
04:10e u e to queue up which seems completely redundant next one is connoisseur that is correct
04:18i'll use that in a sentence i can't believe that connoisseur is using that uh radio uh system that
04:27we abandoned because it was a joke all right next um okay um opaque oh andrew would you just give
04:37me
04:37what would you what would you just give me a look for uh whatever opaque and neither is anybody else
04:45andrew opaque a little inside joke very inside all right opaque is correct thank you very much
04:50all right next is uh niche niche i say niche but niche niche i guess so n-i-c-h
04:58-e uh you know
04:59a specialized very niche guy uh i'm not niche i say niche i i it's a niche item it's a
05:05niche subject
05:06all right next is all right next just say it well is there's three more say the word is it
05:13regime
05:14yes it is oh because regime is different than regimen i go back yes it's a whole there's an n
05:21on
05:21the end there i'm just saying next one uh two more last last two go pseudonym that is correct
05:26pseudonym is right and hyperbole that is correct i know i get these words i mean i would pass the
05:31illiteracy tests ask you half of a mean i don't know but but here's the audio this is audio from
05:39a
05:40video of a woman giving her boyfriend the literacy test okay i want you to do your best
05:49to pronounce these words okay um time okay patomy
05:57chalet
06:00okay nochi
06:03good nochi good nochi
06:05food for chia
06:07consecutive okay
06:10folks pos
06:13horror devours
06:15i don't know what that word
06:17colonel yep so
06:20sorbet
06:21q
06:22concierge
06:24kiddo connoisseur
06:25au point
06:26opaque
06:27niche
06:28okay
06:29regime
06:31regime
06:32yeah
06:34um
06:36this is a f***er um
06:38pussidinum
06:39hyperbole
06:41pussidinum and hyperbole
06:43for pseudonym and hyperbole
06:46wow
06:48oh my god
06:49you know i i honestly think he didn't do too bad
06:52oh
06:52he's terrible
06:54i think he didn't do too bad
06:55no he didn't he did awful
06:56he did absolutely terrible fester
06:59i'll tell you what though
07:02pussidum
07:03is my
07:04is my pseudonym
07:05right
07:06table for
07:07pussidum
07:10pussidum
07:10pussidum
07:11looking for mr
07:12pussidum
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