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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a polyamorous couple that went viral for their lifestyle. Then, talk about if anyone on the show could be in a throuple.
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00:00Tick tick tick.
00:00Whoa!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival!
00:06Cotton candy, five hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a carnival, zero sugar.
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:22Okay, serious question for you guys.
00:25if during your pre-married life a throuple situation opened up would you have considered
00:36a throuple like you're like it's a relationship it's hold on it's me and another guy
00:42we're gonna say i don't need a boyfriend we're gonna say i can't handle a girlfriend i can't
00:47handle a boyfriend for sure you and two women it is a serious yes opportunity uh-huh would you do
00:56it
00:56yes i think i would too i would have done that back in my 20s i was kind of doing
01:02it i was kind
01:03of doing it without like throupling though you know you couldn't handle that listen i used to
01:09talk to three four different people at the same time you'd be like calling them i know right
01:14nothing works it never works dude it never works but you in life with like one woman is tough like
01:20two one woman is impossible right but two two i'm what i'm saying is in my 20s i'm like dave
01:28said
01:28before married life would i have went for it yes i would have went for it i mean you definitely
01:33failed would it have burned would i would be crying and on drugs yes all of that but i would
01:41have definitely gone for it jason i would try yeah yeah but i'm miserably failing with one lady
01:48that's what i mean don't say that it's hard enough you guys gotta figure out the one lady thing
01:53exactly it's hard try to um ryan i want to hear from ryan though would you do it uh you're
01:59talking
01:59like a full couple situation yes yeah like you have two girls like a relationship girlfriends like
02:05full really i i couldn't do that no no no no right my wife did tell me though how about
02:10this news
02:10the other day we were talking and she goes yeah if you would have asked me to do a threesome
02:14i
02:14probably would have done it before we got married why ryan no oh my god devastating
02:21what is it you bitch don't tell me better enough not to tell me well yeah i'm like no
02:28now i got the whole i had the entire thing played out in my head just in case it came
02:32up yeah i was
02:33like your boy's gotta be ready for it you know it's never too late to start yeah i don't know
02:38the one i
02:39had in mind has fallen off since then oh that's your third your third has taken a hit oh you
02:45have
02:45one in mind oh you don't tell her that yeah did she know that you don't say too much does
02:50your life
02:50know that you had one in mind uh i don't think so no no don't say that you say too
02:56much hard i think
02:57at one time we were downtown having a good time detroit and uh i think my one buddy tried to
03:02push for it
03:03well uh but it didn't work what do you mean your buddy he wanted in on it like he no
03:08he was like
03:09going trying to get like talking to my wife the whole time like oh man come on you gotta give
03:14it to
03:14him you gotta let him do this man he only lives one yeah that's a good wingman i don't know
03:19that's
03:19a weird morning after yeah yeah no all right we gotta go get our kids well that's yeah it's too
03:25late
03:26now yeah you know it's past the point it's like there's a lot of doing a bunch of mushrooms out
03:31of nowhere you know what i mean that's a young man's game for me but yeah you can't just start
03:36it i just don't start doing a ton of mushrooms now you know what i mean i don't just start
03:41taking hits of acid now but never let her know you had someone in mind right oh that's a better
03:47yeah no that was just a joke oh my god you would never have one in mind no it'll be
03:57silly it's for
03:58the show jeez you can't have someone in mind no you can't yikes so i mean this is one of
04:03those
04:03though you have someone in mind but lifelong regrets that you hear about right i feel like
04:08she shouldn't have never told you that yeah no because i thought about it way too long oh yeah
04:14yeah it's like super excited you let fantasy uh you know run wild a bit maybe when she pops this
04:23third kid out and gets a little bit of a breather you can revisit i keep telling her when we're
04:28like
04:28i don't know 62 let's just get divorced no matter what yeah and then start banging other people or
04:34having fun for the rest of our lives you're planning a 62 break up that's nice about it you go
04:39that long
04:40we'd be married for like 30 years that's long enough that's long enough that's good enough
04:45we made some 30 all right good luck i'm running out of stuff and it's been six
04:51yeah i love her she's awesome right yeah how long can you talk
04:58not much longer trust me a long time trust me not much longer listeners don't like you anymore huh
05:04oh yeah they loved his wife before that's right this show's changed i'm sure they think that
05:11well there is a throuple that's sharing their polyamorous relationship on social media and they
05:19sat down to do an interview about their situation here's their story you have to have that haircut
05:25in many ways kevin jankay alana underwood and megan smith's routine looks like many other monogamous
05:32couples but then there are moments that belong only to them who's sleeping in the middle again
05:39if you don't have a wolf haircut you can't really pull this off i was in the middle i felt
05:44like i was
05:44in the middle the three are in a polyamorous relationship
05:50they decided to share their story on social media thank you using the handle camp throuple
05:56to help others navigating the lifestyle and they say to fight some of the common misconceptions
06:01around non-monogamy all right guys a little past six and it's time to go to the gym let's go
06:06let's go what do you think alana's doing right now sleepy probably good morning it is bright and
06:15early here in the camp rebel household there is this misconception that kevin there you go that's
06:23the women the two ladies are making out too i don't know what he's doing there
06:28i mean they probably throw him a bone every once in a while or lets him throw them a bone
06:33he's got to know though like i'm not really like this isn't for me like i will be cast off
06:40yeah and so you just enjoy it for what it is yeah you live on muff island all you can
06:45until you're cast aside yeah i mean i think it's a smart it looks like they're just doing boring
06:50everyday things and then you got another person involved do you don't listen like i'm sure they're
06:55not showing it's nightline so they're probably not showing there's probably a lot of kind of
07:10they have ideas you know they have things that they want to do and want you to do as couples
07:16and
07:17also obligations yes like that's the worst part about being with someone is an obligation to like
07:27go and do listen you know who's in town who my uncle rick is in town we have to go
07:36to this thing
07:37oh no yeah no and two people now yeah you got two uncle ricks oh my god no double the
07:46ricks but
07:46this doesn't go the other way there this isn't like two dudes and a woman it can it has we're
07:52probably more rare because women don't really want to handle two two guys no they you know like
07:58one guy is dp i've seen like a relationship i'm not talking about just the sex i'm talking about
08:05living together and everyday life dave can't have dp you mean double penetrating
08:14they don't want to handle two guys inside of them at the same time
08:18oh my god never thought about it
08:23no uh no two dudes just it's annoying like a relationship with we watched we watched one a
08:31long time ago and it was a bigger lady and she was like a dungeons and dragons style lady and
08:38she
08:38had two guys and one guy was a real like i'm just i'm just playing video games most of the
08:45time
08:46and the other guy was like like uh like yeah bring all the heat i'm the heat man i bring
08:52it in
08:52and they were a bunch of losers but um she wanted both of them but i feel like
09:00it was the only way for her to get with that guy was to be like hey it's not a
09:05it's not like she
09:06didn't love the computer playing dude at all he already seemed like he was on the outside here's
09:12more of this trouble intimacy with us um in the beginning we had agreed that it would only be
09:20the three of us if we were going to be intimate um just until everyone kind of got comfortable
09:26especially like you know alana had never shared a partner before and they were in a committed
09:32relationship nor had kevin he hadn't either so we decided to only be all three now we've gotten to a
09:39point where we're comfortable one-on-one thanks babe if two of us are going to be into it and
09:46the
09:46other person is a present uh they're always welcome i'm trying to sleep and yeah how am i sleeping
09:57through two ladies banging beside me i'm not i'm sleeping dude i got my c-pap i know i gotta
10:02get up at
10:02three but there's a big lesbian sex fest happening in the bed i mean you've got a
10:08wolf haircut you've been why do you keep mentioning he loves that you can't get over this that's what
10:14i would have the story is that i would have chuck's about to be the fourth this guy's got it
10:20all he's
10:21like a keifer sutherland lost boy's haircut he's got everything i've always wanted
10:28i knew it i knew it was just the key you know going on about the ladies they're not that
10:35great
10:35i don't know what you want me to say about them i'm like find yourself a couple low self-esteem
10:40ladies it's a really really that's the key i mean that is that is the key to life yeah
10:46i don't know i guess i just i want a simpler life yeah this isn't a simple life i want
10:53a simple life
10:54that's really what you're living now is a simple life it's not even simple you know what i mean
10:58like it's not simple enough i want it how could it be more simple because i have to deal i
11:04still you
11:05still deal you still have to deal you have a past you have you know you're right you wish you'd
11:10you know oh no no no no chuck you still always have to deal i'm just saying like you never
11:16really
11:17have that quiet peaceful life once you've made your mistakes pretty normal people we're just
11:24normal everyday people who just happen to fall in love with two others rather than one
11:30one thing for sure i know i could never sleep in the middle i hate the feeling trapped on either
11:34side i need to oh i have to be on the outside yeah that's weird it's something they obviously
11:41talk about every single night before they go to bed yeah who's in the middle like you know
11:44because they rotate yeah it's miserable it's like the middle seat on an airplane no one wants it
11:47someone has to take it you'd be in between them you'd be okay yeah he's fine why not he's fine
11:55this is right up his what's wrong with the middle this is right up his alley he's got an older
11:59lady
12:01yeah a couple big girls beside him hey girls thing in the world i know a guy who's in a
12:07relationship
12:08with two saggy old men i'll do whatever i need chuck is i need that health care dude yeah we
12:17need
12:17health care oh i'm sleeping in the middle of the night i'll be the hot dog in those buns oh
12:22my god dp
12:26dp it's tougher it's tougher for dudes to pull off the dp yeah they do it they do it
12:34good night like a rotisserie chicken yeah they do it no not that no they're both like a turkey
12:44both of them one
12:49double in the pin two p in the a double in the a where else yeah you got any other
12:57ones on you
12:59all right that'll wait for throubles wait a second double b in the a dp
13:08coming up well it's not sexual coming up
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