00:00there's a big problem for companies around the world and it involves our phones people
00:11employees at a lot of companies are spending so much time on their phones in the toilet
00:17that it's cutting into productivity across the world yeah okay you're wasting time on your phone
00:23in the toilet and you're not actually doing work so several companies are working on ways to change
00:29this and there's one leading the way a company called standard toilet is now selling to big
00:37companies a new type of toilet with a seat that slants you forward to prevent you from taking
00:44longer than necessary bathroom breaks so like i'm sliding off the whole time it's on a 13 degree
00:49slope what so your weight is on your legs and you literally can't sit there for too long oh so you're
00:56always sort of squatting we put uh these images up at daveandchuckthefreak.com a link to the story
01:01where they talk about it but here's uh here's what it looks like but that's the design wow i'd be in
01:07incredible shape before too long dude you're gonna have fat people just pooping everywhere with that
01:14sliding right off it sliding right off you know well because it happened again
01:19well there are some people right that like for me i'm i like not that i'm anything close to one
01:41but i at least i poop like a marine i like sit down and do it and i'm done you know like
01:47i can do that but like james you'll say that you gotta warm up the you gotta warm up the engine
01:55i need some time to get that dirt out of there five minutes be enough for you you think james well
02:03when i'm at work too i try to be a little bit quicker like i try to get within like the seven
02:07minute mark yeah yeah i try to do it within seven minutes but when i'm at home that's i'm i'll take
02:12my sweet ass time yeah i could do 20 30 minutes no problem jesus that's a long time but i uh like
02:18a lot of high scores on candy crush not right not all poops are equal no they're not some are quick
02:24summer summer real struggle summer a bitch yeah summer a real bitch of a thing they do claim it is
02:31better for your posture and puts you in a better position to do your business but even if that's true
02:36their main selling point is get people back to work as soon as possible
02:40i just picture shaky legs fat people just like
02:43trying to wipe
02:58they keep slipping they keep slipping people are gonna pull muscles you want them on the floor
03:08oh yeah you'll find them big people on the floor hands around their ankles they're gonna pull
03:12things like that poop streak on my back
03:15sorry i pooped all over myself
03:21what the hell we did
03:22it's giving way
03:27it's giving way
03:29you think this is bad they've had some employers even say listen we need it worse than that so they
03:35are working on one with a 35 degree tilt
03:38so you're almost standing they're gonna have to have a big person belt that you put on
03:43i'm not i'm not you're gonna strap yourself i'm not kidding
03:47that'll defeat the purpose of getting you out of there
03:49well no because it'll still be super uncomfortable
03:52or then you'll just rip the whole toilet out of the wall
03:54well it'll be
03:55my idea
03:57is the straps up here
03:59okay chuck let's see how you do it
04:03you sit on
04:04yeah
04:04strap yourself in
04:06and then you
04:08like you're riding a roller coaster
04:11and then that stops me and i'm like
04:14top thrill poopster
04:16it gives me the extra couple minutes i need
04:19i don't want to have to strap myself in to
04:24listen
04:24if you don't think that bigger
04:26a bigger guy
04:28or a bigger lady
04:29is gonna have some kind of adverse effect on that toilet
04:33it's gonna be bad dude
04:34god grant me the strength
04:36that's a lawsuit
04:37that's a lawsuit waiting to happen
04:39they'll have to have a handicap
04:40jesus
04:41grant me the strength
04:43you know what i'm just thinking of
04:44what's that
04:45that kid
04:46he's
04:47you know where he slides down the strap
04:49on that ride
04:50that's a roller coaster
04:51janice
04:51help me janice
04:52help me janice
04:54help me janice
04:55janice
04:56it's exactly the strap you're gonna need
04:59this strap
05:00but it saves you
05:01yeah this is every fat person on those toilets
05:05this is me
05:05yeah
05:06on the toilet
05:07there's no stopping a kid
05:14janice is the boss
05:15strap worked as intended
05:20that kid thinks he's gonna die
05:26that's exactly how i felt on the star
05:28or the star's dot drop
05:30or whatever it was called
05:31but that's a toilet
05:32that's gonna be the toilet to the future
05:34man that thing's got him right by his titties
05:35help me james
05:38help me
05:38you'll hear people screaming from the john
05:41big people will be screaming from the john
05:43you're gonna have to cut me out of it
05:44i'll be screaming for james
05:52help me james
05:54help me james
05:55i'm coming to you
05:56are you stuck in the straps
05:57i'm sure i'm wrapped up
05:58oh god
05:59i'm flattened
06:00gotta go get my car emergency escape thing
06:02strap cutters
06:03yeah
06:04i slid down and folded up like an accordion
06:06thanks for that
06:07oh my weight came crashing down
06:10a lot of poop
06:12my legs ended up behind me
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