00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the Apple Orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure. That's why I got you new Caramel Apple 5-Hour Energy.
00:11It's like the Apple Orchard without the go!
00:21Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:25This guy apparently an Amazon driver.
00:29Great.
00:30Who likes to jerk off right next to you?
00:34Hey, how you doing?
00:35How you doing?
00:36I'll take that package.
00:37Oh, I will not take that package.
00:38No, I still will.
00:40I need that.
00:42This happened in the Cleveland area.
00:45Ooh, a Cleveland jerker is terrible.
00:47Where a lady says she pulled up and saw it all go down and caught some of it on her
00:53phone.
00:53Here's the story from News 5 in Cleveland.
00:55I'm Kaylee Olivas, your Cuyahoga County reporter in Brook Park.
00:59A mom tells me she was parked in this spot in her driveway when an independent Amazon
01:04delivery driver pulled up next to her right here.
01:07She says she couldn't believe what followed next.
01:10Amazon driver is next to me playing.
01:14Leanne Mullen says this happened Sunday afternoon near Angle Road.
01:18She had been sitting in her driveway on the phone with a friend.
01:21He kind of like looked at me like he saw me, visualized me in my car.
01:24I was just like, I'm gonna wait for this guy to leave because,
01:26you know, I have a bunch of groceries to carry in.
01:28I don't feel like I don't know what's happening right now.
01:29As she sat, waiting, she says he pulled the van next to her and started inappropriately touching himself.
01:36This is happening next to me.
01:39Shortly after clicking record, he's been sitting there.
01:42The door to the delivery van shuts and the driver takes off.
01:46Mullen did phone Brook Park Police, who quickly found him and charged him with public indecency.
01:51I reached out to Amazon, who says, quote, this alleged behavior is unacceptable.
01:56While delivery service partners independently hire and manage their own employees,
02:00we've confirmed the individual involved is no longer delivering on their behalf.
02:05How are you feeling?
02:06It took a few days because it was an interesting round of feelings that hit.
02:13My primary concern after I really thought about it was my kids.
02:18Um, I drive a minivan. Like, I know it sounds silly, but like, it has a mom sticker in the
02:24back.
02:25Right. And I was like, why would you like, why?
02:30Mama Vaughn.
02:31What is it?
02:32Mom Wagon.
02:33It was Bluey, right?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36That's Bandit and taking them to the park.
02:38Get one for you.
02:38I know that episode.
02:39Oh, good.
02:40Dad Wagon.
02:40We'll get one for you.
02:41Yeah.
02:41No, Mom Wagon's perfect.
02:43Yeah.
02:44It is some, is it MILF Gone Far, MILF Porn?
02:48Gone awry?
02:49Well, some of it.
02:50Yeah.
02:50I mean, but the thing is to, to know how much trouble you'll get in as an Amazon driver,
02:57just for not moving on to the next destination in time.
03:02I'm like, he's taken not only jail time, but also.
03:07Listen, every guy's perverted in their own way.
03:09Most of us don't go to any extremes like this, thankfully.
03:11I just don't understand though.
03:13What's your end game?
03:14What do you think's going to happen here?
03:16You don't think you're going to be reported and you'll lose your job?
03:20I don't think they think about it.
03:20You think that she'll be like, oh, nice penis.
03:22No, I think they just.
03:23Just overcome with, you know.
03:25Yes, they are.
03:26Oh, yeah.
03:27Yeah, you can't say that word, huh, at all, in any context.
03:30Not with us.
03:31Not here.
03:31Not now.
03:32Not this.
03:32Not now.
03:33Not now.
03:34You're overcome.
03:36It's kind of like a feeling of being on the show and not wanting to do it anymore.
03:45He's overcome, you know.
03:47He is overcome.
03:48But yeah, no, you're right.
03:49I mean, it's just, they're just in that thought process that goes on here.
03:54No, no, no.
03:55Let's finish the story.
03:55And I was like, why would he, like, why did he look at this and say this is a good
04:00idea?
04:00The driver bonded out Sunday night and while he's been charged, removed from his delivery
04:05position and Mullen was even provided $100 Amazon credit, she finds no comfort in the aftermath.
04:12I don't know how much bail was, but it couldn't have been very much.
04:15Misdemeanor slap on the wrist thing.
04:17So, I mean, I hope he doesn't ever do it again, but it's not terribly reassuring that that's all
04:24he faced.
04:24In Brook Park, I'm your Cuyahoga County reporter, Kaylee Olivas.
04:28I spend my masturbation credit here.
04:31I got a hundred extra bucks.
04:31Oh my god, my masturbation credit is just a ride.
04:33I could use it.
04:34I really could use it.
04:36I mean, I would, I got a few things.
04:38I wouldn't mind, like, I'd hate to buy it myself.
04:42That's strange.
04:42But if I got some.
04:43You know, their computer system worked that out, right?
04:45It was like, man jerking up next to her.
04:47Yeah.
04:48How much should we give her as a credit?
04:49Give $100.
04:50$100.
04:51Give $100.
04:53Was there ejaculate?
04:55No.
04:55No reports.
04:56No.
04:56Just $100.
04:57Only $100.
04:58If ejaculate.
04:58If ejaculate.
04:58Yeah, how much do you get for that?
04:59$500.
05:00Analyzing video.
05:01Wow.
05:02Hey, can you finish?
05:04Get my $500 credit.
05:07That's so funny.
05:07Get it going, I guess.
05:08You're so ready.
05:10I might as well get $500.
05:11I might as well get $500.
05:12Can they throw in free prime for a couple years?
05:14Hey, here's my bot.
05:15I need that $500.
05:19What do you want to see?
05:21If this word gets out, you can get it.
05:22If you can get a masturbation credit from Amazon, people will be going nuts.
05:27Right here, bud.
05:29Chuck's standing in his driveway with his pants down.
05:31I got my tongue out and everything.
05:32He's enticing them.
05:33I'm enticing them.
05:35Oh, stop sucking on your finger, Chuck.
05:40What are you doing?
05:42An Amazon driver doesn't want you.
05:44You like that?
05:46You want a little bit of that?
05:48You want to see some nipples?
05:51Jason's flashing his nipples again when the driver pulls out.
05:54You did $500.
05:55I'll do worse than that.
05:57I'll hop in the van with you.
05:59Oh, wow.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:00Let's go all the way.
06:01You need some help.
06:02I'm going for $1,000.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06He forced me to grab it and help him finish.
06:10I had to finish him.
06:11One anal credit to the Watson family.
06:16$10,000.
06:18Computer says $10,000.
06:20Oh, that'd be a hack.
06:22People would be doing it left and right if that was real.
06:25No, if people know what you can get, masturbation credits.
06:27Oh, you'd be.
06:28People would be swamped.
06:30All we would see is parked Amazon trucks.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34And everyone pulling up.
06:36Oh, yeah.
06:36Doing their sexiest.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Yeah.
06:38Yeah.
06:40How you doing?
06:42Oh, well.
06:43That's a weird one.
06:44Yeah.
06:44I had no idea they had a set credit they'd give you if someone jerked off next to you.
06:47No.
06:48You did.
06:48But then he's putting his sperm fingers all over my packages.
06:51He is.
06:52Yours and everyone else after that.
06:55Yeah.
06:55You don't think about that when you're opening up your package.
06:57You don't.
06:57Sperm fingers.
06:58No.
06:58You guys don't think about everything that I've touched.
07:01That's true.
07:01There's been sperm fingers all around us for years.
07:04Don't even worry about it.
07:05Uh-uh.
07:05Not that big a deal.
07:06That's not good.
07:07I've touched all of Dave's packages here.
07:09Okay.
07:09Stop it.
07:10Get out of here.
07:13A hundred bucks.
07:15A hundred bucks.
07:15They jerk off.
07:16Yeah.
