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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a person who defecated in Grosse Pointe South High School following a football game. And, someone on the show might be taking the side of the pooper.
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:20Uh-oh! It's another case of malicious fecal distribution on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:27And this filthy bitch from our first story takes us to Grosse Pointe Farms, Michigan, where they're now investigating after
00:39a parent from a rival high school was caught on camera dropping a hot steaming turd inside Grosse Pointe South
00:55High School during a football game.
00:57Oh, no.
01:01The mother from a rival school took a big ol' dump, allegedly, in the school's hallway.
01:09Great job. Good job.
01:10Oh, that's your mom?
01:12That's your mom.
01:12You gotta go back to school and your mom pooped in the hall?
01:16I'm just like, yeah, that's my mom!
01:18Yeah, I mean, it all depends. I don't know what school they were playing.
01:22They were playing, well, she apparently is from Bedford in Temperance.
01:27They were playing Grosse Pointe South, which is where she dropped the hot steamer.
01:31Boy, they really think they're more.
01:33Here's the story.
01:35Let's get to the bottom of it.
01:37You can check this out at DaveandChuckTheFreak.com as well.
01:40My God!
01:41CBS Detroit has the details.
01:44Well, it's the talk of the town now here in the Grosse Pointe with everyone we've spoken to saying they're
01:48in total disbelief that someone could answer nature's call and leave a surprise in the middle of the hallway in
01:54Grosse Pointe South High School.
02:00It was another dominant win for the Grosse Pointe South Blue Devils last Friday, this time winning 42 to nothing
02:06over Bedford High School.
02:07But days after the blowout win, police are now investigating after a Bedford parent allegedly left his mark inside the
02:14school after the game.
02:15It seems very immature for a parent to act that way.
02:19Grosse Pointe Public Schools says that a father of a Bedford...
02:21Okay, so one report said it was a lady.
02:23Oh, wow.
02:24One report said it was a lady, but now this story says it was a lady.
02:26For a high school student entered Grosse Pointe South without permission and took a bowel movement right in the middle
02:31of a hallway.
02:32I don't know why anybody would do anything like that.
02:35The Grosse Pointe Public School System released a statement Monday saying in part, quote,
02:39This behavior is wholly unacceptable and is inconsistent with the standards of conduct and respect that the district expects of
02:46anyone entering its school facilities.
02:47The district has filed a police report regarding this incident and will cooperate with law enforcement as appropriate.
02:54The superintendent of Bedford Public Schools, Dr. Carl Schultz, also released a statement that says, quote,
02:59At Bedford Public Schools, we hold our students, staff, and community to high standards of safety, respect, and sportsmanship, both
03:07on and off the field.
03:08We are fully cooperating with the host district and local law enforcement.
03:12It's unknown if the incident was intentional, but the school security footage suggests it might be as the man walked
03:18by multiple bathrooms before leaving his evidence.
03:20And now parents and residents in the area are left with questions.
03:24Honestly, these days with youth sports and parents and the way people get into their feelings, nothing surprises me.
03:31People are animals.
03:33In Grosse Pointe Farms, Keith Kalb, CBS News, Detroit.
03:35Chuck, how are you on the side of the filthy animal, the filthy man's side?
03:41I think he's kind of okay with it.
03:43Because he hates Grosse Pointe.
03:45Look at his face.
03:46He hates Grosse Pointe.
03:47I think he's okay with a hot steamer.
03:49You ever played him?
03:49No, I don't have a lot of experience at Grosse Pointe.
03:52You ever sat with their parents?
03:53No.
03:54You ever been in that mix?
03:55No, no, no.
03:56But you have.
03:59I like the cut of this man's chip.
04:01Oh my god, he's on the pooper side!
04:03I can't believe it.
04:04I sent you a story that I think has the footage from inside.
04:09Really?
04:10If you want to get a glimpse of potentially who this person is.
04:12Okay.
04:13Does it show their...
04:15Silhouette?
04:16Their action?
04:17No, it's like the...
04:20And then, again, the report, you can see him walking.
04:24Does it see him drop a big old turd?
04:25No, they don't show it on here, but it's just...
04:27So he's on camera dropping a turd, though?
04:30Well...
04:30Probably, unless you do.
04:31Or at least, like, walking by the area of the turd.
04:35Well, because this is...
04:35South in Bedford High School, man.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Let's see if they...
04:38Let's get to the footage.
04:39It's a very nice high school.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Walk inside without permission, only to do something incredibly disgusting.
04:45This is definitely a first.
04:46Oh, they got him for sure.
04:47It even left...
04:47Wait, was that...
04:48Yeah, that was the turd.
04:49Is that the turd?
04:50That's the turd.
04:51They showed a turd on the news?
04:53Yes.
04:53Blacked out, right?
04:54Wow.
04:55I mean, that doesn't look blacked out.
04:56That's the color of a turd.
04:57I thought it was a black bar.
04:59No, it's just a turd.
05:00I think that's just a turd.
05:02I love it.
05:05Blacked out?
05:07There it is.
05:09Jesus.
05:11This is definitely a first.
05:13It even left Grosse Pointe Farm's Detective Lieutenant Anto Truppiano at a loss for words.
05:18A suspect entered the school through a doorway that was open for a band concert.
05:23He then proceeded to walk around the school, passed several bathrooms, turned a corner,
05:28stepped into a doorway, and defecated in the middle of the school.
05:32The foul act was all caught on school surveillance video.
05:35Police were able to track down their suspect who claimed he had a, quote,
05:39medical emergency, but detectives questioned his motive.
05:42We kind of don't understand why he decided to walk through a bunch of different hallways
05:48to find a bathroom that he walked past anyways.
05:50You can see the suspect here walk into the building, then proceed down several hallways
05:55and duck into the corner, where police say he committed the foul act,
05:59even taking his sweatshirt off, then ran for the exit.
06:02Elise Martinez's granddaughter attends Grosse Pointe South and tells me she's not buying it.
06:07I don't think that's a medical emergency if you dropped your pants and just did the business in the hallway.
06:12I think that was intentional.
06:14But once he got caught, then, you know, he doesn't want to face up to it.
06:19Grosse Pointe Public Schools released a statement that reads in park.
06:23How do people not know there are cameras all over?
06:26Everywhere. I don't understand it.
06:28Does he not care or like how?
06:29Anytime you do anything, it's on camera.
06:32You drop a hot steaming turd in a school hallway, you think you're going to get away with it?
06:36Listen, you might want to poop in their school nonstop.
06:40You might want to poop in every on every floor.
06:43But what stops a normal human is knowing you're going to get caught.
06:49Not wanting people to see you poop.
06:51Knowing maybe that's a little bit too gross of an act like, yeah, I want to do it.
06:55But come on, get a hold of yourself.
06:56I'm an adult.
06:58I'm not going to do that.
06:59Right.
07:00Right.
07:01This guy didn't have any of that stuff.
07:03He just went for it.
07:05He passed a bunch of bathrooms.
07:07Yeah.
07:07It was intentional.
07:09If you have a medical emergency and you've got to let one rip, it isn't a solid turd.
07:14Yep.
07:14This one was a...
07:16We all know that.
07:17Yep.
07:17It's not a solid turd.
07:18It's not.
07:19It is explosive diarrhea.
07:21Exactly.
07:22That's an emergency.
07:23Yeah.
07:24He put a log out there, which in a way is unfortunate.
07:30It's so easy to clean.
07:32If that, let's just say, worst case scenario, you were walking somewhere and you were like,
07:37oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, turd.
07:40And it slipped out.
07:41Would you hope to be inside of a gross point?
07:44No.
07:44Establishment?
07:45Yes.
07:46Attempt to pick up said turd and clean up your mess.
07:49Where am I?
07:51Wherever you are.
07:52It depends on where I am.
07:53Look, in his case, an empty hallway with no one around.
07:56Like here?
07:58Yes.
07:59I'm picking it up.
08:01Thank God.
08:01Good answer.
08:02Good answer.
08:03Good answer.
08:04If I'm like walking in the park, I'm just...
08:06Yeah.
08:07Well, outside's different.
08:08Kicking it.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Depends on where I am.
08:11You're a turd kicker.
08:12Or a target.
08:13I wouldn't kick it.
08:14I would leave it.
08:17Now, if you recall, you probably don't.
08:20Bedford High School, which apparently this parent is from.
08:24Okay.
08:26Big fans of our show.
08:27So much so, years and years ago, they used Weed Killer to put a giant penis...
08:32Oh, that was them.
08:34...on the football field.
08:35They're a special bunch, Dave.
08:36As a tribute to Dave.
08:37They are a special bunch and I love them all.
08:40I really, really do.
08:42These are our people.
08:42Yep.
08:43I really do.
08:44I get it.
08:45The poopers are our people.
08:45I understand it.
08:46The poopers are our people.
08:47Yep.
08:48That school, they were probably up big and they kept pouring it on.
08:53My question though, Chuck.
08:54Sometimes you deserve to get pooped on.
08:56So that's you.
08:58Mm-hmm.
08:59And Rowan is your son.
09:01Is he proud that his dad disgraced the halls with a turd or is he totally mortified that
09:09you're the school pooper?
09:11My son has never been proud of me.
09:14Would this change that?
09:16I don't think that would change it.
09:17No.
09:18The loss was 42 to nothing.
09:20Yeah, 42 to nothing.
09:22Who lost?
09:24Bedford.
09:24Bedford.
09:25That's why.
09:25I mean, listen, they bring in athletes from all over, from other countries, from all over
09:30the place.
09:32You can come to our school.
09:35Gross point you're talking about.
09:36Come on.
09:37You're saying they're stacked.
09:38Stacked.
09:41They'll let you know about it.
09:44What does the wife think?
09:46What does the wife think?
09:47She might have told him to do it.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Get in there and drop your turds.
09:51You never know, dude.
09:53She might be okay with it.
09:54You never know.
09:55Listen, this guy listens to us.
09:57A hundred percent.
09:58Great job, dude.
09:58If you want to call in with voice changing technology.
10:01Sometimes it's worth it, man.
10:04We'll never say any information about it.
10:06I'll start a GoFundMe later.
10:07Okay.
10:07This is the only time on the show a pooper has been defended so greatly.
10:13I've never heard it before.
10:14Usually we attack the people.
10:16Listen, I'm not behind it.
10:17I'm not behind it.
10:18No.
10:18It's pretty gross.
10:19Chuck is behind it.
10:23It's like a hero.
10:23He's got his own personal vendetta.
10:25Yeah.
10:26There.
10:26No, just finally someone did something about it.
10:29The round of applause is killing me.
10:32You're giving so much applause to this man.
10:35Turd dropper.
10:38Ryan, as a sports guy, played sports for a while.
10:41What's your take on this?
10:43Would you drop a turd in an opposing team's hallway?
10:45No, I'm not dropping a turd anywhere.
10:47Okay.
10:48That's good.
10:48Are you behind this man or against him?
10:50I mean, you can't be pooping in schools.
10:54Yeah.
10:54Good to hear.
10:54But back to your other question, if I'm pooping somewhere, it's in my pants and I'm walking
10:59home and going to bed and feeling ashamed.
11:02Right.
11:02I'm not letting anything get out.
11:04Okay.
11:04That's good.
11:04You're a good man.
11:06No, this is a message.
11:08This is a message.
11:09Parents are nuts.
11:10When I was like 12, I almost had a lady beat the hell out of me because I knocked her
11:15kid out on accident during a hockey game.
11:18Yeah.
11:18I don't know.
11:18They're nuts.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Yeah, they are.
11:21This is a new low though.
11:23Dropping turds is a new low.
11:24It is.
11:27It really is, isn't it?
11:28Or a new high according to Chuck the Freak.
11:30It really is a terrible low.
11:31You are crazy that you're okay with this.
11:34You are a wild man.
11:35Didn't you have to go there for our coffee shop charity thing too?
11:38Sure did.
11:39Sure did.
11:40That was the worst place to send you.
11:41I know.
11:42With all those cyclists.
11:43Oh, that's right.
11:45The gross point cyclist came in as he was doing the charity coffee day.
11:48The gross point cyclist club.
11:52Give him everything he eats.
11:54So do I care that some guy went in there and dropped a turd?
11:59I don't.
12:00And they can ban me from their city.
12:03You're banned.
12:04I've never heard of that.
12:05You're banned from all the gross points.
12:07All the points.
12:08I can't wait.
12:13I'm just saying sometimes, you know, boy, oh boy.
12:17The kids know who this is, right?
12:20The kids know the dad.
12:21They have to.
12:21You can easily see in the footage.
12:23They'll know instantly whose dad this is.
12:25I would assume so.
12:26They could tell.
12:29But you were destroyed in the game.
12:31Come on.
12:31I mean, yeah, you were.
12:34And and maybe it's like, you know, and I don't think that 42.
12:39Nothing is anything like it's not 72.
12:42Nothing.
12:43You know, maybe it's 35 and there's 30 seconds left and you go get that one more.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:49And then I think part of it also is like how excited you are about getting that one more
12:55in the stands.
12:56Yeah, we did it.
12:57You guys are terrible.
12:58You suck.
12:59You're poor.
13:00Get out of here.
13:02You suck.
13:04Go get.
13:05Get out of here.
13:06Get back in your pickup truck.
13:08Get back to temperance.
13:09Yeah.
13:09Get out of here.
13:11We win.
13:12We win again.
13:16Poop.
13:18It's like sometimes like therapy for Chuck.
13:20Poop away.
13:22Let it fire.
13:24I'm not a not fully upset.
13:26Sometimes you reap what you sow.