00:00New summer life hack, Chuck.
00:01Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from 5-Hour Energy Firework Freeze
00:05and America's favorite frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:19Now it's time to play
00:21What's in Her Vagina?
00:31Is it a bottle of wine again?
00:33It's been a bottle of wine twice.
00:35Oh.
00:36I'm just going to get that out of there.
00:38Not a bottle of wine.
00:40That's a shocker, always.
00:4331-year-old
00:46Monique
00:46Love Turnbull
00:48of Miami
00:50was arrested.
00:52Bigger lady.
00:54After Martin County Sheriff's Office
00:56deputies allege she showed up
00:58at a senior's home.
01:01Oh my.
01:02Senior's home.
01:04She told the senior
01:06their account
01:07had been compromised.
01:09Oxygen tank.
01:11And tried to get their debit or credit card
01:14because she needed to dispose of it.
01:18Well, I better give it to you then.
01:20The victim became suspicious
01:22and contacted law enforcement.
01:24Thank God they were with it.
01:26Yeah.
01:28Deputies located her
01:29driving near I-95
01:30before she could leave
01:31Martin County
01:32and arrested her
01:33on fraud charges.
01:36She faces charges
01:37of scheme
01:38to defraud
01:39involving a victim
01:4060 or older.
01:42Case took another turn
01:43though
01:44when she was brought
01:44to jail
01:46when she entered
01:47the prison.
01:50Drugs.
01:51Something was discovered
01:52in her vagina.
01:54Crack pipe.
01:56Some kind of drugs.
01:57That's why she needed the
01:59What was in
02:01Monique
02:02Love
02:03Turnbull's
02:04vagina?
02:06I'm gonna go with
02:07crack pipe, Dave.
02:09What is crack pipe?
02:12A big credit card reader.
02:14You're stealing credit cards, eh?
02:18Credit card reader.
02:19Okay, cocaine.
02:21Let's go with cocaine.
02:23Fentanyl.
02:28What is a small handgun?
02:32You're gonna go weapon?
02:36Tried.
02:37Hint?
02:38Let me know.
02:38You want a hint?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Right?
02:40No?
02:41Yeah.
02:41Sure.
02:41I think we've said enough.
02:43Not drugs.
02:45Oh.
02:45Okay, well that helps
02:46because I don't want to go
02:47through every drug there is.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Okay, I'll give you another one.
02:50Throw another bone your way.
02:51Weapon?
02:52Not a weapon.
02:53Ooh, jeez.
02:54Not drugs, not a weapon.
02:55What is a granola bar?
02:58She doesn't eat granola bars.
03:00Rolex.
03:01They go watch.
03:03Got my rollie.
03:04Lava lamp.
03:07If you're not gonna play.
03:09I am playing.
03:11What do you think, Lise?
03:12I don't know.
03:13I mean, not drugs, not a weapon.
03:14What?
03:15Senior home.
03:16Trying to steal.
03:18What could you steal from seniors?
03:20What would be?
03:21What could you?
03:22What could you steal from seniors?
03:24So some jewels.
03:25Oh, jewelry.
03:27Dentures.
03:27Oh, that was smart.
03:28Money, cash.
03:29What did you say, Lise?
03:29Dentures.
03:30What did you say, Lise?
03:31Money.
03:33Oh!
03:34All right, money.
03:35And now we'll play
03:36Whoever Comes Closest Without Going Over.
03:39Holy crap.
03:39Who could award you in these games?
03:40To the amount of cash.
03:41I played the game.
03:43I won.
03:43Play another one.
03:44I won.
03:45You got one point.
03:46Who'll win it all?
03:47Stop.
03:48But now is the Showcase Showdown.
03:50How much money is in her vagina
03:51on the Vaginal Showcase Showdown?
03:53That's really what it is.
03:54You qualified for the last bit.
03:57Now you have to win this part.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:58Let go, bud.
03:59It's not over yet.
04:00Okay, whoever comes closest
04:01to the actual price
04:02of what's in her vagina
04:04without going over
04:05will win.
04:06Lise first.
04:07$300.
04:08$300.
04:10Oh, you're going to get me.
04:12All right, do you want me to...
04:13I'll go.
04:14$12.
04:15Okay, well, I can't go $12.
04:17I was going to say
04:18I'm going to win here, though.
04:20What I should do
04:20is just say $13.
04:23The person who is closest
04:25to the actual amount of money
04:27without going over
04:28is
04:30today's double showcase winner
04:32Lise.
04:33Lise wins!
04:34You want to play another game?
04:36Oh, no.
04:38Now she's got her victory gun.
04:40What's the next game?
04:42Trivial pursuit.
04:43I love these games.
04:44Trivial pursuit.
04:45This is hot, though.
04:47She got all that talent.
04:49You want to play another game?
04:50How many games I got to win?
04:51Hey, yo.
04:53How many games I got to win around here
04:54before you guys just give up?
04:56I'm up on the floor
04:56with these fools.
04:57You want to keep up playing
04:59you stupid, silly little games?
05:00Oh, yeah.
05:01Knocking them down.
05:03Knocking them down.
05:04Tic-tac-toe.
05:04Draw it up.
05:05Draw it up.
05:06Tic-tac-toe.
05:07Tic-tac-toe.
05:08Draw it up.
05:09Hangman, bitch.
05:10Hangman, right?
05:11Hangman.
05:12The word is crossover.
05:13Boom!
05:15Got it!
05:16I hate games.
05:18I hate them,
05:19and I win them all the time.
05:23He wins them
05:24to take the joy
05:25out of others.
05:28How do you feel?
05:29Like a loser?
05:29Because that's what you are.
05:31Room full of losers.
05:32I just had to do
05:33the baby shower games.
05:35I didn't want to play.
05:36I barely participated.
05:37I hated it all,
05:38and I won.
05:38And you won.
05:39Like, seriously.
05:43Bingo!
05:43Huh?
05:45Hate it.
05:46Well done.
05:47In fact, Lisa,
05:48you were the closest,
05:48but you were still
05:49pretty far off.
05:50They found
05:51$3,200.
05:53Ooh, that's a lot.
05:54$3,200
05:56inside her vagina,
05:58and you were right.
05:59She is a bigger lady.
06:01She was right about it all.
06:02All of it.
06:03She's built like
06:04a lean McNeil.
06:05Oh, okay.
06:06Big Detroit man.
06:07So...
06:08And you know what they said?
06:09That thing is...
06:09That thing is so...
06:10They said it's in evidence
06:11for now,
06:11but it will go back
06:12into circulation.
06:13Oh, damn.
06:14You're going to have...
06:14You're going to touch
06:14some of Moe Meeks
06:16friggin' coochie dollars.
06:19Aw.
06:20Careful.
06:21Careful.
06:21I don't know
06:22wherever your brain's going.
06:23I don't know where it's going.
06:24It went somewhere
06:25really way worse than that.
06:26Yeah, I don't know.
06:27Nope.
06:28No.
06:30Sounds like Run Bucks,
06:31but no.
06:32I swear to God.
06:33We got it.
06:34We know what you're talking about.
06:37We could tell
06:38just from the very beginning
06:39of it.
06:40I started to say.
06:41Man, oh, man.
06:43Ka.
06:46Coochie.
06:47Coochie ka.
06:49Cooch.
06:51Anyways.
06:52Man, oh, man.
06:53Good save, bro.
06:53Good save.
06:54I appreciate it.
06:56Her moist dollars
06:57now dried up
06:58with all that
06:59coochie juice
07:00going to be hitting.
07:00Yeah, I don't know
07:01what you do.
07:01You put them under
07:02those McDonald's lights
07:03or something.
07:04Oh, that's not
07:04in the heating lamp.
07:05That doesn't get sterile.
07:08Yeah.
07:09That's not great.
07:10That's a lot of money in her.
07:12Yeah, surprisingly well,
07:14you know,
07:15like did surprisingly well.
07:16That's a lot of dough.
07:19Not great.
07:20That's a lot of money in her.
07:24That's a lot of money in her.
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