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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk a dream Dave had where his dad ended up dating Chuck's mom. We talk about what things would look like if Dave and Chuck became step brothers.
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink, it's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:23Speaking of dreams, I'm just remembering I had the most vivid, crazy dream.
00:28Of course, Chuck was in it.
00:30Oh no, Chuck, you're in everyone's dreams.
00:32Everyone's dreams.
00:33What are you doing, people?
00:34You know I am the dream infiltrator.
00:38It was crazy.
00:39So, this was a suggestion in text and it got into my subconscious.
00:44Okay.
00:46When I was talking about my dad yesterday or the day before, you know, in his life at
00:50the senior home and, you know, he's made a lady friend.
00:53Um, someone texted in, Dave's dad should date Chuck's mom.
01:00Oh.
01:01Banger out.
01:02That went full-fledged.
01:04Oh no.
01:04Oh wow.
01:04We became brothers.
01:06Yep.
01:06We're at Christmas together.
01:08Stepbrothers.
01:09I'm like, this is great.
01:10Lisa's like, you guys, you can't do this.
01:12It's affecting the show.
01:13Oh no.
01:14Because we were bickering and I'm like, Chuck didn't want to help with the dishes.
01:19It was just crazy.
01:21I'm not helping with the dishes.
01:22He was your brother.
01:23That's insane.
01:24That you were going to do dishes together?
01:26Well, we were doing cleanup.
01:28Oh my gosh.
01:29I've never cleaned up.
01:31Oh.
01:32That's funny.
01:33It blew the whole thing apart.
01:36Oh man, huh?
01:38Our parents got together.
01:38I am just living rent-free in people's brains.
01:42Yeah, you are.
01:42You sure do.
01:42I love it.
01:43I'd have to blame a listener for that because that was a text that I was like.
01:47And then I do remember thinking during the show, what can you imagine?
01:50What if they did?
01:52That's wild.
01:53Yeah.
01:53I would be like, let's get half of Dave's stuff somehow.
01:58How do we do that?
01:59A step bro.
02:01And read an olive tambenade.
02:02You better get half of what he's got.
02:04I don't even know what that is.
02:06I don't know what's something he said.
02:07Yeah.
02:07He doesn't even want to help you talking about that.
02:09He's not doing your dishes.
02:10No way.
02:11Not touching people's foods when it's all top and off.
02:14It was just like two.
02:14I'm sure it was four minutes.
02:16When you wake up, you're relieved.
02:17I felt like I lived several holidays with him.
02:19Oh, yeah.
02:20It just was.
02:22And then you got to come in and see him.
02:23That's tough.
02:24You dropped him on him all night.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Never get away from him.
02:27Never.
02:28Never escape.
02:30That makes him so happy.
02:31I know.
02:32I was debating whether or not I should tell him, but it was too weird.
02:35Like us real life step bros.
02:38Were you adults as step bros?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Like now.
02:41Like literally now.
02:42Our parents got together.
02:43It makes it stranger.
02:45It was so weird because Chuck's mom is Linda.
02:46My mom was Linda.
02:48Yes.
02:48Yep.
02:49So my dad had all this David and Linda stuff that he just kept using it.
02:53It was all so weird.
02:54Oh, wow.
02:54It really got involved.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Yeah.
02:57Yeah.
02:57And I like I was arguing with my dad.
02:59I'm like, you can't use this.
03:00This was, you know, mom.
03:02It's not that Linda.
03:03All right.
03:05Hmm.
03:06Maybe I'll give my mom a little phone call.
03:08I think we're going to leave that alone.
03:12Play matchmaker.
03:14Let's not.
03:16She loves an Irishman.
03:17Does she?
03:18Oh, yeah.
03:19Start playing Rod Stewart for her.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:23Outlander.
03:24That's like her favorite show.
03:25Be ready.
03:26Can you imagine though?
03:28Be ready.
03:28No, honestly.
03:29Can you imagine if your dad banged his mom?
03:31He'd hate it just as much.
03:33He's doing his little Chuck dance over there, but he can't wrap his head.
03:36I'm not worried about.
03:37I'm not worried about it.
03:38Really.
03:39Really happening.
03:40Yeah.
03:40No, your dad is, you know, up to his chest in bits right now.
03:45Okay.
03:47We had a long discussion yesterday.
03:48My dad and I about.
03:49Oh, did you really?
03:51Really?
03:51Yep.
03:51You had to finally.
03:52I had a nice 45 minutes alone with him before we met my aunts in town.
03:57You know, my sweet.
03:58Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:59Oh, yeah.
03:59So before we met her for dinner.
04:01Did you talk safe sex?
04:02Because you said you were thinking about it.
04:04We talked about stuff.
04:05I'm not going to.
04:06Oh, okay.
04:07Betray his trust.
04:08All right.
04:09Well, that's good.
04:09Talk about it on the air.
04:10Right.
04:11Don't do that.
04:11We talked about stuff.
04:12Gotcha.
04:13That's good.
04:14All right.
04:14In some other news now.
04:15Sorry for that sidetrack.
04:17This is really sidetrack.
04:19This is honestly, we keep telling Davey needs therapy, but he just does it here.
04:25I just get it out on the air.
04:26He just does it here.
04:27I feel so much better now, actually.
04:28It's good.
04:28We're never going to be step bros.
04:29I'm fine.
04:31No.
04:31Dodge that bullet.
04:33Right.
04:33Perfect.
04:33Choose peace.
04:35Right.
04:36Right.
04:36Or do you secretly want him to be your step brother?
04:38100% no.
04:39Yeah.
04:40100%.
04:40Lie detector test right now.
04:42Let's go.
04:43That's it.
04:44There's no way.
04:45There's something about dreaming about it.
04:46I see this man.
04:47Great.
04:47Happy to see him.
04:48This is enough.
04:50This is more than enough.
04:52This is enough.
04:53More than enough.
04:53I love it.
04:54He tortures me enough.
04:55Dave and Chuck and step brothers?
04:57Yeah.
04:59No.
05:00It would be the opposite of how step brothers went though.
05:03We're like step brothers.
05:04They realized that they were both into all of the same things.
05:09And we are not into any of the same things.
05:12Yeah.
05:12But we know that now we've, we've been together for 25 years.
05:16Right.
05:16I know.
05:17But if all of a sudden we were like, somehow we had to live in the same house.
05:23You know, share a room and everything.
05:26Like you would, I'd be dead on the floor.
05:28I'd be dead on the floor.
05:3024 hours.
05:30I'd strangle him for five minutes.
05:32Yeah.
05:33I'd strangle him for five solid minutes.
05:35I know.
05:35I can't take it anymore.
05:37I'd be laughing the whole time dying.
05:39There's no drum set for him to put his balls on.
05:41No.
05:41But they're going somewhere.
05:42Yep.
05:44That's his electric toothbrush.
05:45Oh yeah.
05:47Ball brush.
05:50Hey, uh, is your toothbrush giving you a smile?
05:54You wouldn't believe where it was.
05:56I'd have everything in a safe.
05:58Beep boop boop boop boop boop.
06:00He'd end up in an insane.
06:01Oh my God.
06:01Yeah.
06:02He might anyway.
06:03He's true.
06:04Couldn't do it without a panic room.
06:06Chuck's my brother.
06:07Chuck's my brother.
06:08Chuck's my brother.
06:09He's dreaming about it.
06:10Imagine.
06:11Imagine if we, one of us came into your family, it'd be a nightmare.
06:15Yeah.
06:15Terrible stuff.
06:17It'd be a nightmare.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Any of us.
06:19Great to work with.
06:19Yes.
06:20Love you all, but that's it.
06:22That's enough.
06:22No.
06:23And I wouldn't have to, I don't, the idea that there'd be any kind of drama that you'd
06:29have to deal with, like your dad dumps my mom.
06:34Oh my God.
06:35They even think of that.
06:36And then I'm like, dude, I hate to tell you, but if I see your dad, I mean, you know,
06:43just
06:44so you know, I hope nothing happens, but I hear something might happen.
06:48I hope he doesn't fall or anything.
06:51Someone said Chuck better not put his balls on your onion goggles.
06:55Onion.
06:55Forgot about your onion goggles.
06:57You still have those?
06:57Why are they so fogged up?
06:58Yeah.
06:59No, I was ordered to get rid of them.
07:01Oh.
07:02Ordered to get rid of them.
07:03That's funny.
07:05If I wanted to continue to have sex.
07:07Yeah.
07:07It's probably not a good look.
07:09No.
07:09You can't wear those in the bedroom, dude.
07:11No.
07:11No.
07:12Why not?
07:12Chuck would be wearing them right on his ass.
07:17He'd wake up to onion goggles in his ass right here.
07:20Oh.
07:20Okay.
07:21Good stuff.
07:22Okay.
07:23Moving on.