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00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
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00:22Alright, now a story about a ladyboy gone wrong.
00:28Oh, no!
00:28I think a lot of ladyboys go wrong.
00:31Listen, but I will say, okay, maybe I don't know.
00:34If I'm in Thailand, looking for paid love, I would assume most of them have dicks.
00:43You can ask them. They're really honest about it.
00:46How many? What's the odds?
00:49How many have wieners?
00:5180-20, I think, is being white.
00:5480 of them have wieners. 80 are ladyboys, 20 are ladyladies.
00:58At least in the videos that I've seen where they interview them.
01:02All the ladyboy videos you watch.
01:04Yeah, we see more than you realize.
01:05It's incredible.
01:06Yeah, 38.4% of them.
01:10Because what I'm saying is, how should I be shocked?
01:15Like, why am I going to fight someone that has a dick?
01:17You shouldn't.
01:18I should have expected it.
01:19I feel like it's just, it's more probably an argument over territory than it is like an argument over...
01:25In this one, this guy, because this guy called her a ladyboy, that apparently sparked the fight.
01:32Oh, I mean, literally, that's what everyone calls him there.
01:35I can't find, I wish I could find that guy.
01:38Every guy you ask him all the time.
01:39Because I found it once and now it's gone.
01:41We don't talk about him enough to get it back in my feed.
01:44Yeah, I think it's like if you're, if that is your persuasion as a person, like if you've decided I
01:52am a ladyboy, I think a lot of them go there, you know?
01:57Here's what happened here.
01:59This was a tourist who got into a heated exchange with a ladyboy in the nightlife capital in Thailand.
02:09And the motorcycle rider, who I think is like their motorcycle Uber.
02:14Yes.
02:14He's caught in the middle of it.
02:16Oh, is that a bottle broken over someone's head?
02:19Ladyboy shit.
02:20Really, I give...
02:23She let the f*** be a guy.
02:25She's like a big boob.
02:27Yeah, bro.
02:28Oh, oh.
02:30So that's the ladyboy he's insulting.
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:34Talking about her big boobs and then all of a sudden she whipped it out.
02:36But...
02:40Yeah.
02:41You want me to?
02:42Come on.
02:44Come on.
02:44Come here.
02:46Oh, oh, oh.
02:47Oh, my love.
02:50Beep, beep.
02:51Beep, beep.
02:54That looks like a great time.
03:02Yeah, I don't know what that guy's thinking because you're there.
03:07I mean, to me, even just choosing to go to Thailand is such a wild choice.
03:12Well, I hope for like all the U.S. troops that are there now, they just, you know, the
03:16sailors and the Marines that are, they just got there.
03:18I hope there's some women there for that.
03:19I literally...
03:20There's 5,000 of them that are wandering around that haven't had sex in a year or a month.
03:25Lady, lady.
03:26I think Thailand like issued a warning.
03:29Yeah.
03:29Like, get them all out.
03:31Yeah.
03:31The boys are coming.
03:32Yeah, they did.
03:33Oh, no way.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:35Yikes.
03:36Yeah, you got to be up front with that.
03:38These are sailors we're talking about.
03:39So, do you think this guy got a surprise when he felt down yonder?
03:44He must have.
03:46That's why he's so upset.
03:49Oh, oh.
03:51Oh, my brother.
03:52And I feel like he's telling someone about it because he's like, I had a penis in my hand.
03:59She's like a fake boob.
04:01Yeah, bro.
04:02Oh, oh.
04:04Yeah, she did not take kindly to that.
04:10You're fighting a feisty lady fella.
04:13She's got a traffic cone.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:14Is that?
04:14That is not what I think it is right there.
04:16A traffic cone?
04:17No.
04:18If that's what you call that between her legs.
04:20Oh, I don't see any.
04:22I couldn't even see that.
04:23It's hard to see.
04:24No, but that's what it is.
04:26If that's her traffic cone, she is packing heat.
04:31Yeah, congratulations.
04:32Yes, it is.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Holy crap.
04:35Well, they're there for a reason, you know.
04:37Holy smokes.
04:38They're there for a reason.
04:39Jason, that lady boy's packing more heat than you.
04:44Well, most are.
04:45Well?
04:46Most are.
04:47I've been called a lady boy before.
04:50Can I say?
04:51In the bedroom.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Oh, no.
04:54That's what they think.
04:55I just saw something with Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump where it was like, the U.S.
05:01boys are getting off the boat and it was him on the shrimp boat and then it cut to like
05:06a lady, like a woman standing in a doorway and she's in a skirt and then all of a sudden
05:11she shakes and something in front of the skirt.
05:14And then Forrest gets all freaked out.
05:20Hilarious.
05:21Oh, I love people.
05:23I do.
05:24Some people.
05:24I love people.
05:25Some people.
05:25Man, they crack me up.
05:27Yeah.
05:28I gotta find it.
05:28That's a surprise down there that you were not.
05:32But, well, you should have been expecting in Thailand, I guess, but.
05:36I sent you a video and you should watch it sometime.
05:38The guy interviewing.
05:40Okay.
05:40Not right now.
05:40Yeah.
05:41He doesn't like, it's nothing rude or whatever.
05:43No.
05:43He just walks up to him and is like, oh, let me, lady boy or woman.
05:48I think if you tried to play the game of guessing, you would fail way more than you ever.
05:52Yeah.
05:53That's so sad.
05:54What was your accuracy rate?
05:55Oh, bad.
05:57I get a D.
05:58Don't go to Thailand.
06:00No.
06:00Going to Thailand, I'm fooled 100%.
06:04You think we could play it here?
06:06You can try.
06:07Yeah.
06:08That's a guy.
06:08Lady boys.
06:09I'm here for the ladies.
06:11So that was a boy.
06:13Yeah.
06:13A lady boy.
06:14Yes.
06:15I don't know what they're all going to say.
06:16I don't either.
06:17That's a guy.
06:18What do you think?
06:19That's a guy.
06:20Are they all going to be guys?
06:21That's a guy.
06:22Virgin.
06:22Virgin.
06:23Yeah.
06:23The other day.
06:24But tonight, I don't think so.
06:26What's your name?
06:28So that was, we already know.
06:29That's a guy.
06:30What?
06:31Are you, uh, are you Thai?
06:33Yes.
06:34How old are you?
06:35Twenty.
06:36Twenty.
06:37You look great tonight.
06:38What are you wearing?
06:40Almost nothing.
06:41Is that your real eye color?
06:43No.
06:44No?
06:44What color is your eye normally?
06:46Oh, my God.
06:48No.
06:48It's not beautiful.
06:50You are beautiful.
06:51No.
06:51Yeah.
06:52What?
06:52But I'm not a lady.
06:54You're not a lady?
06:55Yes.
06:56What are you?
06:56I'm lady boy.
06:58See?
06:58This is my voice.
06:59Are you going to be me?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yeah.
07:01The voice was a dead giveaway.
07:02You are not a lady.
07:03This is on fire.
07:04I didn't realize.
07:05Yeah.
07:05This is on.
07:07Really?
07:07Good call.
07:09I said not to watch it now.
07:10That's Jason.
07:11Let me hug you, boy.
07:14Yeah, this guy's into it.
07:16Oh, that's a guy.
07:17That's a guy.
07:17That's a guy.
07:17Look at those ears.
07:18Holy smokes.
07:19Holy smokes.
07:20I don't think this game is as hard as you made it out to be.
07:22Fella, fella, fella.
07:24Yeah, you really made it out to be a challenge.
07:25Well, we just said it was 98%.
07:27Jason.
07:27I think I sent you the Ladyboy compilation when sometimes there's more of a guessing game.
07:34Right.
07:34Yeah, this is live.
07:35Oh, you're right.
07:35This one is just entitled I'm Ladyboy.
07:38So it's going to be all the Ladyboys.
07:40I sent you Ladyboy block.
07:41It's my fault.
07:42Yeah, yeah.
07:44Yeah.
07:45I'm like, man, you are easily fooled.
07:47I am.
07:47You better watch yourself.
07:49Cialis Watson.
07:50I mean, I told you.
07:51Cialis Watson.
07:52I told you.
07:52As long as I close my eyes and my ears, plug my nose, I'll be good to go.
07:57Oh, my God.
07:58Variety is the spice of life.
08:01There is Jason in the background on his phone.
08:03Oh, yeah.
08:04Nice.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:07It's Ladyboy, too?
08:08Oh, my God.
08:10Lady.
08:11If you want to see that first Ladyboy fight, and if you pause it just right, you'll see
08:15Lady Dong up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
08:17I don't think the, because that was like a legitimate news website.
08:23I don't think they realize you can see.
08:24Oh, probably not.
08:25No, you're right.
08:26A big old wiener in there.
08:28I mean, I can't see it, so.
08:29Well, your eyesight is.
08:30Exactly.
08:31Exactly.
08:31So I'm also 25 feet away from the screen.
08:34I don't know.
08:36Oh, my GottŠµŠ½Š½Š°Ń.
08:36I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
