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00:00Are you worried about what you might talk to Archimedes about if you ran into him at a party?
00:06Would you like to know the orbits of the planets inside out?
00:11Are you one of those who wonder, how the hell does nuclear fission work?
00:16Well then, you're in the right program.
00:30In recent times, Humor Amarillo has received very harsh criticism.
00:44They've told us everything. That we're not funny, that the show is stupid, that it's always the same old thing.
00:50And all of that is true, especially.
00:52We have been accused of making a program that is of no use.
00:55And since that can't be tolerated on TV, starting today, Humor Amarillo is a news program.
01:00Oh, how fun science is with Yellow Humor!
01:03Look, Junior, meet Pauloff's dog.
01:06Hello, dog!
01:06Don't distract him, he has a very important experiment to do.
01:10When this bell rings, he knows we're going to feed him and he starts salivating profusely.
01:14Oh, how strong!
01:15The truth is that he hasn't eaten in three days, so whatever he says is going to make people salivate.
01:19But what I want to demonstrate is that dogs do not distinguish the sound of a bell from that of other types of knocks.
01:24Takesi! What are you doing to me?
01:27Shut up, Junior!
01:28I need your head on this experiment.
01:30Focus, Junior.
01:31Because thanks to your prodigious brain, we're going to prove that the theory of conditioned reflexes is nonsense.
01:37We're going to change the world of modern psychology with your head.
01:40You're going to be even more famous than that dog in the cage.
01:43What do you think?
01:45That laugh means go ahead, right?
01:47Wait a minute, Takesi!
01:48Go, go!
01:48I have a question!
01:49Oh!
01:51Let's kill, Takesi!
01:52All right, Junior. Let's see what the dog says.
01:55Please let me go!
01:56I don't want to be a scientist!
01:58Let's do it again, shall we?
02:00The fact that?
02:01Oh!
02:02They killed me again, Takesi!
02:04It seems that now it is, Junior.
02:05He has heard this knock.
02:06He's turning purple again.
02:08Come on!
02:09Oh!
02:09But he's eating!
02:11For the third time they have killed me!
02:13Junior, I never told you science was easy.
02:15We need to get the dog to eat more with your head than with the bell.
02:19Come on, eat, pretty!
02:20Eat, eat!
02:21Hit it again!
02:23This time they really killed me, Takesi!
02:26Wait a minute, wait.
02:27The dog has had enough, Junior.
02:29That he doesn't want any more.
02:31Come on, Junior, he just did his thing.
02:33Junior.
02:34Come on, Junior!
02:35Junior!
02:37Little pills!
02:38An old monk, Chao Nín, once told me.
02:40He'll never put you to bed without knowing something more!
02:42That's why insomnia is so bad!
02:44What a mess this is, isn't it, kids?
02:49By the way, is there any meteorology expert?
02:52Someone?
02:53Someone?
02:53You?
02:54Well, then you can explain to us what the clouds smell like.
02:57The truth is that I have never seen so many brilliant scientists together.
03:00It is an honor for me.
03:01Is there a mathematician around here?
03:06Us!
03:06Hello, beautiful mathematicians.
03:08Hello!
03:09It is true that mathematicians are very absent-minded.
03:11I forgot to put on my underwear today, too, oh!
03:14My goodness, I thought you wanted something else.
03:17Math teachers are really funny, aren't they?
03:20Shall I tell you a joke?
03:21Then, then, now I have to talk to everyone.
03:24You might be wondering what postmen are doing on a science show, right?
03:28They are scientists who work overtime.
03:30There you go!
03:31And those scientists sew bathrobes to survive.
03:34That's us!
03:35Long live science!
03:36Please stand up a little more so people can see those pretty bathrobes you're wearing.
03:40Come on, that's enough, that's enough!
03:41Yes, you postmen can also wake us up now, because I'm going to send you all to hell!
04:01Hello, today I'm going to do the ecological awareness of this program.
04:18And to start, I'm going to feed the birds.
04:21Let's eat, guys!
04:22Breakfast is ready!
04:23Come on, open your mouth!
04:25Come into position!
04:28I was saying that...
04:29Shut your mouth!
04:30But it's that...
04:31Shut up!
04:32Yes, but it's just that...
04:33What a fight now!
04:34But I don't want to fight!
04:36Fight, environmentalist, I'm going to kill you!
04:38I'll destroy you, you bastard!
04:40Oh, spank, no, please don't hit me, no, please don't hit me again!
04:45I'm going to kick your ass, bad boy!
04:47Take it, whip it, take it!
04:49You little devil, you little devil!
04:52To the mess!
04:54Next, our team of scientists will explain to you, in a simple yet fun way,
04:59the law of universal attraction, also known as the law of gravity.
05:03That's why we've called this section Discovering the Law of Gravity.
05:06Also known as Isaac Newton's law, when he dropped the apple in the pot.
05:10Although instead of apple, our scientists have chosen buns to explain it.
05:14Eating apples is boring, but who doesn't like buns?
05:18Well, especially these ones, because they took less time and nothing to get theirs.
05:21Oh, sweet tooth, sweet tooth!
05:23The law of universal attraction states that all material bodies attract each other in direct proportion to their masses.
05:28and in inverse proportion to the square of their distances.
05:31This may seem incomprehensible, but our team of scientists is clarifying it for us right now.
05:36To begin with, if this law didn't exist, the buns wouldn't be able to be hanging.
05:39They would simply fly off into outer space.
05:42Well, and the scientists would also be thrown into outer space.
05:46It's easier! Grab the bun!
05:48The appearance of all these individuals with their mouths open can be misleading.
05:51Yes, because we must not confuse the attraction of bodies with the attraction of bodies.
05:56These two bodies attract, but because they want the same bun, not because of the law of gravity.
06:00And he never wanted to be a scientist, but a soccer player.
06:02There's something we have to say. Scientists who don't get a bun will go home.
06:07Yes, because it's one thing to make an informative program, and quite another to want it to be filled with useless people.
06:13With this cleared up, let's continue with the law of universal attraction.
06:16For example, if the law of gravity did not exist,
06:19This woman couldn't be standing on the back of this scientist trying to grab the bun.
06:25Damn law!
06:26Not that way! He's left my back in a terrible mess!
06:28Ah! Look! We have a Nobel Prize winner in Physics! It's the one with the arrow!
06:32Fine, but if they keep moving, the arrow looks like it's pointed at by the camera.
06:35Let's leave it.
06:36And one of the inventions that owes its existence to the law of gravity is the tweezers.
06:41If it weren't for them, the buns would be on the floor now.
06:44And it wouldn't cost that much to pull them out.
06:45Come on! Let's eat plastic, babe!
06:47Therefore, the law of gravity is opposed by the law of brute force.
06:51That's not very scientific.
06:53Yes, but it is real.
06:54Look at the tugs these poor people have to make to get the bun.
06:57This girl doesn't look like a scientist, she looks like an ox pulling a plow.
07:01Oh, my poor thing!
07:03And he runs to the dentist because he messed up his teeth on the test.
07:06I ask for more than at the end of the explanation.
07:07Come on, those who don't have the bun home!
07:09What did you think of the explanation?
07:11I haven't heard anything.
07:12And so?
07:13Hey, why are you so nervous?
07:15There's one I like.
07:16But aren't you a scientist?
07:18And human too.
07:19I have my feelings as a person, you know?
07:21Oh, so are you coming to my caravan?
07:23Well no.
07:32I'm ready, tacés?
07:34Let's see, Junior, what do you see here?
07:36This is the Rochard test, isn't it?
07:39Don't hit me, man.
07:40Come on, I gave you another chance.
07:42What is this?
07:43It's a truck full of children.
07:45About the truck, okay.
07:46But where do you see the children, Junior?
07:47Well, I'll tell you.
07:49This is scientific proof that even a chimpanzee is capable of creating contemporary art.
07:53Oh really?
07:54We're going to prove it now.
07:56As?
07:56Well, all you have to do is take a chimpanzee to paint a picture.
08:00Well, art critics, we now have the chimpanzee in position.
08:05I want you to tell me the truth about your work.
08:07Be honest.
08:08Speak from the heart.
08:09Well, whenever you want, chimp.
08:12Come on, paint something cute.
08:18Very good, huh?
08:19Very good.
08:20Hold me a moment.
08:21I would say it's an abstract, right?
08:24But it's not finished.
08:25You're missing a few tweaks, aren't you?
08:28Come on, let's touch up.
08:30Can I finish it later?
08:31Wow, the life of an artist is long.
08:35I like it, Takeshi.
08:36It is a beautiful metaphor for today's society.
08:39God, it also has many colors.
08:41Well, the moment of truth has arrived.
08:44How much are you willing to pay for the painting?
08:46And you pay me, I am the owner of the monkey.
08:48I'll give you 5,000 euros.
08:50Made.
08:51Who hasn't tried to build an airplane at some point?
08:53I don't.
08:54Well, for everyone else, now on to the lesson.
08:56How fun it is to study aerodynamics.
08:58And for this we will have the help of the ironing board.
09:01The Dirty Lagoon Monster Collaboration.
09:04This is the monster.
09:06And now comes the table.
09:08To the board!
09:10For aerodynamics!
09:11For her!
09:12To begin, we will say that aerodynamics is the science that studies the phenomena that accompany all movement between a body and the air that surrounds it.
09:20As we can see, the definition does not explain anything about how to stop this movement.
09:24And it doesn't say anything about falling into a puddle of dirty water either.
09:28This woman is going to show us that the laws of aerodynamics have nothing to do with religion.
09:33Come on, no matter how much you pray, you're not going to be more aerodynamic.
09:37At most, it might serve to keep the monster from the dirty lagoon from making you feel too much of a pain.
09:41Now, the soaking is guaranteed to take you.
09:43Come on, pray to the church! This is a scientific program!
09:47Here I go!
09:48Oh, you have to excuse the mistake.
09:50This man is not exactly a scientist.
09:52He's a gym teacher who sneaked in on us.
09:55That is to say, it can't teach us anything about aerodynamics, but it can do some push-ups, for example.
10:00Man, asking the poor guy to do push-ups on the edge of the abyss seemed cruel to me.
10:05But he's so happy, man.
10:07X equals Y squared!
10:08Man, Professor Shimeda wins, an eminence in aerodynamics!
10:13This is not the one that discovered that if an individual hanging from a kite moves his legs as if he were swimming, he reaches greater speed.
10:19Yes, that one. And he's trying to apply his theories right now.
10:22Yes, but the kite is missing.
10:24But the monster from the dirty lagoon is unaware of that information.
10:27Oh, ignorance! How dangerous it is! It's deadly!
10:31I'll show you my sneezing theory!
10:33Professor Akira Moko is considered a radical in aerodynamics.
10:37He claims that if all the passengers on a charter flight sneeze at the same time, the plane will fly backward.
10:42A good opportunity to test this theory.
10:45A little late, I think.
10:48Oh my goodness, my eye almost popped out!
10:50It must be very painful to sneeze like that.
10:52Yes, I like hard peppers.
10:53Air, air, air, air!
10:55Let's get along, okay?
10:56Of course, of course!
10:57Calm down!
10:58I'm a little excited, you know?
10:59Yes, yes, I see it.
11:00I brought my caravan.
11:01Do you want me to accompany you?
11:03Well yes!
11:04Look, damn!
11:05I'm going there!
11:09Professor Mizoguchi brings a fundamental element to achieving good aerodynamics.
11:14That lumberjack shirt with a bow tie?
11:16No, man, no.
11:17The hand sewn into the helmet, a pointed element that cuts through the air and achieves...
11:22And manage not to fall.
11:24Don't sing Victoria too quickly because it's there, what I was saying.
11:28Nothing here!
11:29We need to apologize again because this individual is not a scientist either.
11:34He is a magician who tries to make a name for himself on the four-person magic show.
11:37Pay attention, the trick is coming.
11:39He's not going to make you believe that he's lost his legs.
11:41Attention!
11:42There it is, spectacular!
11:44But if you change the camera it becomes clear that it's a trick.
11:46Oh, kid, if you don't improve, it seems to me you're in trouble, huh?
11:49It's my turn!
11:50How cool!
11:51And we're going to end this section on how fun science is with a bit of yellow humor featuring an aeronautical engineering student.
11:58Although he hasn't admitted off-camera that he actually wanted to study marine sciences, as he's demonstrating right now.
12:04And now thanks to the monster he is going to do field research.
12:06But let's interview this girl so she can clarify a few things for us.
12:10Come on.
12:11She's in love with a rough sailor!
12:13Is that true?
12:15Yes, I love sailors.
12:17They drive me crazy.
12:18Do you know he has tattoos on his chest?
12:20What are you laughing at or funny?
12:21I would love to see it!
12:23Well, she has a mermaid!
12:24And you don't want to show your tail?
12:26From the mermaid, of course.
12:27And 102 scientists run wild to do new and fun experiments.
12:32Let's eat birds!
12:33Birds for breakfast!
12:35What are you doing, you bastard?
12:36If there are birds around here, we'll kill them all.
12:39And those we don't kill, we throw out of here.
12:42Yes, but I'm trying to get them back.
12:43Evil!
12:44The birds eat my harvest.
12:46Yes, but we have to maintain the ecosystem, otherwise we'll end up eating sand.
12:49Oh, yeah.
12:50Wow, I'm so sorry.
12:53How could I have been so wrong?
12:54Nobody likes to eat sand, right?
12:56Birds for breakfast!
13:26The time has come to study the famous Archimedes principle.
13:32But to make it fun, our scientists will explain zamburguesas to us.
13:37Zamburguesón!
13:38Archimedes! What a great guy that is!
13:40We remember Archimedes' principle.
13:42Any body submerged in a liquid experiences a push from bottom to top, equal to the volume of the displaced liquid.
13:48As you have just seen, this has displaced a lot of liquid.
13:50Now faster!
13:51As we will see below, by falling earlier, no more liquid is displaced.
13:56It just makes you look even more ridiculous.
14:00Now slowly!
14:02On the other hand, if the body...
14:03Hey, that body is beautiful!
14:04...it dives at low speed, after taking a walk, the water displaced is much less.
14:10And besides, you know the world.
14:12And it's much more fun!
14:14Full throttle!
14:15And if the body not only goes at high speed, but also puts on a fast face,
14:20We have a lot of displaced water and several broken teeth.
14:24Curse!
14:25Then I sing the song from Archimedes' beginning, okay?
14:28Here we have a scientist who, in addition to being a great researcher, knows how to play the guitar.
14:33So, after draining some water, he's going to sing us a little naughty tune.
14:38He is the first singer-songwriter of scientific studies in history.
14:41Let's go with Pepe!
14:42And besides, I think he's preparing a choreography for you, right?
14:45Yes, yes, I also dance.
14:47Well, let the party begin! Come on, kid, let's go!
14:49Come on, I'm going! I'm going!
14:57Hey, do you mind singing a little further away?
14:59No, no, of course not, I'm going.
15:01Well, go to the back, because you can't be heard there, go.
15:04Should I go even further?
15:05Yes, over there, where I passed the highway.
15:07Further! Further, Saul!
15:09Pull, pull over there, man!
15:11I can still hear you!
15:13Still!
15:13Go further, come on!
15:15I'm lighter than water!
15:17Well, according to Archimedes, if the weight of the object is less than that of the liquid that occupies the same volume,
15:21the body floats, as we have just seen right now.
15:25I can't go to Cibeles!
15:26I have very little body mass, girls!
15:28I love you, Archimedes!
15:30This man is going to show us that Archimedes' principle only applies to liquids.
15:34A body submerged in a stone becomes...
15:37Puree!
15:38I hate you, Archimedes! It's more liver-wrecking!
15:41It's already going sideways!
15:43It should also be said that it does not matter whether the body is submerged from the front, the backside or the side.
15:47Only the intensity of the bang varies.
15:50Watch out, the poor guy looks like he's got dizzy!
15:53And now a body is rolling!
15:54As this girl will demonstrate, if the body falls while rolling, the water displaced is less than if it falls from a fifteenth floor.
16:02But let's interview her to see what she can tell us.
16:05And because of science, he's incapable of anything, you know, Bebe?
16:08Oh really?
16:09Yes, that's me.
16:10Well, I was going to suggest that we do a genetic experiment together and thus we can remove liquids.
16:15Does it make you?
16:16And we finish the lesson on Archimedes' principle by remembering what not to do.
16:21Stones are not liquids.
16:23Come on, kids, repeat after me.
16:25Stones are not liquids.
16:27Junior, the energy doesn't disappear!
16:41It transforms!
16:42I don't understand you!
16:43You're so ignorant, aren't you?
16:45I don't understand you!
16:46Pay close attention to my balls.
16:48Observe this peculiar phenomenon.
16:50Thanks to this discovery, it was possible to perfect the game of marbles, in which I am a master.
16:55Well, Junior, after seeing my balls, what do you say now?
17:01Takesi, I don't understand why you're telling me all this!
17:04Now you'll see.
17:04Well, Junior, remember, energy is not destroyed, it is transformed.
17:08Oh, help! Help!
17:10Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much!
17:13Takesi, put me down, I'm getting dizzy, I'm not made for heights!
17:17And energy, my friend, and energy!
17:19Oh, I'm going to fall!
17:22Junior, remember that you are doing this for science.
17:24Think of the Nobel Prize!
17:27Or else, think of all the lives we'll save, Junior!
17:30Think about them!
17:31Now I'm just worried about saving mine!
17:33Certainly, how little scientific spirit, Junior.
17:36What a shame, really!
17:38And now we delve into the incredible world of astronomy.
17:44Allianón!
17:46Anything for science!
17:48We are going to study the orbit of the planets while having fun making out.
17:52of the vine.
17:53Well, not with the vine, but with these things, rather.
17:56You're going to laugh at your...!
17:58I'm going to make it a protoplanet!
18:00A protoplanet is a planet in the process of formation.
18:03This one certainly needs a bit more heat.
18:06But the truth is that we would first have to explain what a planet is.
18:09Well, it's true.
18:10Let someone else explain it, not me!
18:12I am a planet!
18:13Because of the size, of course.
18:15And the definition of planet is as follows.
18:17Celestial body without its own light...
18:19He doesn't seem like a smart guy.
18:20...that revolves around the sun or a star.
18:22Come on, give us the definition!
18:24You can go into the water now!
18:25Thank you very much, champion.
18:26And what does this one do?
18:27He is going to teach us the definition of eclipse.
18:29That is, the disappearance of a star caused by the interposition of a body.
18:33In this case, the body is the decoration.
18:35And he almost ate it!
18:36Damn interposed body!
18:38I hate you!
18:38I'm a star!
18:39Let's see, star, star...
18:42Here it is.
18:43Star.
18:44A person who stands out for his or her exceptional gifts.
18:46But that's not astronomy.
18:48Yes, but what he has done is exceptional.
18:51Or not?
18:51You are a star!
18:54I'm a little girl!
18:55Ah, comets!
18:56Those things that pass fleetingly through the sky.
18:59That's right, that's right.
19:00And they shout, "jinx!"
19:02You have to last the life of the committee, my truth.
19:04I make the black hole!
19:06Hey, it's Chinese Cudeiro!
19:08Isn't a black hole something that eats spaceships?
19:11Yes, that's it!
19:11No, Chinese, be careful!
19:12No, don't do it!
19:13No, a black hole has served the Chinese Cudeiro!
19:18I am a galaxy.
19:20But if a galaxy is a collection of stars, dust and interstellar gas, girl, how
19:24are you going to do it alone?
19:25The one who came with her friends.
19:27You are the star, and you?
19:30That I am the gas, the gas, the interstellar gas.
19:34And I am the interstellar dust.
19:36Shall I show you the tail of a comet?
19:38Well, no, actually.
19:39I didn't pig out any!
19:41Well, what a mess they've made for you, darling.
19:43And with the 48 scientists left alive, we are heading to a new class, magistrate.
19:49Little birds, let's have dinner!
19:51Little birds, dinner is ready!
19:53Little birds, put on your bibs, come on!
19:56Little birds!
19:56Little birds here, little birds there, make their wings dance, chan, chan, chan, chan!
20:00Come on, Pepe!
20:02I'll accompany you with the song of the little birds.
20:03It's time to party! Let the party begin!
20:05Shake that body!
20:07You're wrong, animal!
20:08I'm trying to save the planet.
20:10And I'm going to start repopulating it with birds.
20:12Ah, so you're the one looking for the multinationals, aren't you?
20:16Come on, guys, go for it!
20:24Is this the environmentalist?
20:25It's very hard.
20:27I think I'll quit.
20:28Aha!
20:29And now thanks to the spring rolls
20:58We will be able to explain a basic concept for science
21:01The energy!
21:02Less energy, man
21:03Do I have that much?
21:07Let's get going!
21:09First definition!
21:11The first thing we have to say is that energy does not disappear, it is transformed.
21:15In the case we are looking at, it turns into a spectacular telecast.
21:18Energy is power!
21:20Exactly, can energy be defined as the active power of an organism?
21:25Active, active, not passive, it loosens you up!
21:29I am active!
21:30Let's see how active you are
21:31At the moment, as a power it is not so bad
21:34But your legs are failing you, being an active power isn't that easy.
21:38Here I go!
21:41This chicken is going to give us the basic definition of energy
21:44Capacity to act or produce an effect
21:46What it has basically produced is laughter
21:49It's my turn!
21:50The most literary definition of energy would be willpower, tenacity in activity
21:55Very interesting, but it doesn't give us anything, especially since the chicken hasn't fallen.
22:00I have tenacity too!
22:03He may have a lot of tenacity, but I think he has no old skill at all.
22:08It is that power without control is already known
22:10I am renewable!
22:12This boy has introduced a very interesting concept, that of renewable energies.
22:17And as everyone knows, they are the energies whose consumption does not exhaust the natural sources that produce them.
22:23In this case the natural source is the same, and now we will see if it is exhausted or not.
22:27Of course, it doesn't seem very renewable.
22:30Well, you know, kids, this is what happens when you consume non-renewable resources like crazy.
22:35There comes a time when they can't take it anymore and they become exhausted.
22:38And now that he is exhausted, he will return home by car, polluting
22:42Yes, unconscious!
22:45Long live science!
22:46And according to physics, energy is the ability of a body to provide mechanical work.
22:52In this case the body, although it is that of the girl, is mechanically making the rolls work
22:57But he's going to get something much more complicated, he's going to get our reporter to work.
23:02Because after this mess, we have to interview her, of course we have to.
23:05May I ask where you bought this pretty dress?
23:09Well, on the downside, I hope this has to do with energy, Pepín.
23:12Nothing, but I'm a bit lazy, lacking energy, have you got it?
23:16Lack of energy, great, when I put it on I make some jokes that are to die for
23:21Well, I, as a boy, didn't get it.
23:22Junior, I'm going to show you my latest invention.
23:26It's a stationary bike, it doesn't move, let's go.
23:28How cool!
23:29Well yes, it just occurred to me all of a sudden.
23:31Please let the bike in.
23:32Hallucinate, Junior
23:34What do you think, huh?
23:38Well, I don't know.
23:39Well, you're going to know.
23:40What, Junior?
23:42You thought it was just a typical stationary bike, right?
23:44Well, with this one you burn many more calories.
23:47Takesi! I'm burning up!
23:48That's what it's all about, squib.
23:50The beauty of my mentos is that fat doesn't burn with sweat.
23:53It burns with fire!
23:55How cool or not!
23:56Takesi! Can I stop now? Please!
23:59Run faster and give your legs some air.
24:01Come on, run, run!
24:02No air, Takesi
24:03The flames are rising!
24:04I'm going to get burned! Help!
24:06I can't take it anymore! This is burning so much!
24:08And the faster I go, the hotter I get!
24:11But you're going to have a great little guy, Junior.
24:13You're going to be hotter than bread!
24:15Women are going to fight over your bones!
24:17Those who remain, of course!
24:19I want to be chubby, Takesi
24:20I don't want to burn any more fat!
24:22Hang in there, champ! Come on, hang in there!
24:25You only have 20 kilometers left!
24:28Woof, woof, woof!
24:29You're one of those who have never managed to learn how many two times two are!
24:32You're tired of traditional math!
24:35Well, don't worry, because the rock multiplication table is here.
24:39Let's listen to the testimony of those who have already tried it.
24:41Since I learned the three times table, I am happy
24:47You've already got it wrong, three by four, I'm a twelve
24:49I'm going to do the five times table, look
24:50Long live the rock board!
24:55Hello!
24:57Before I learned the rocker multiplication table, I was a bad person.
25:00Now I'm still a bad person
25:03But he has friends, and one of those two girls is his girlfriend.
25:07I don't remember which one
25:08Hey, who's your girlfriend?
25:10I don't know, I don't remember anymore.
25:12Come on, the party is calling!
25:14And with all of you, the rock multiplication table
25:18Well, teacher, whenever you want, woof, woof
25:21Let the class begin!
25:22Come on, hey, explain the three times table, okay?
25:24Come on, let's go with the three times table
25:26No, no, well, with the number two, whatever.
25:29Master, master, let us congratulate you.
25:53Today we have learned a lot, teacher.
25:56Thank you very much for the rocker multiplication table
25:59And seventeen nuclear fission experts fearfully approach the next lesson.
26:04Given how dangerous environmentalism is, I have come home.
26:07Nothing can happen to me here.
26:09Birds to eat
26:11Little birds
26:12Dinner is ready
26:13Little birds, look what I have prepared for you.
26:15What a treat, little birds!
26:17Little birds
26:18Come
26:19Little birds
26:20Hi how are things?
26:21Birds to eat
26:22Little birds
26:23Little birds
26:24Guys, I had seen us again since I left the service
26:27But I'm not real
26:28I am my personal demons that are a product of my imagination
26:31How much more real!
26:32And we arrived at some very special Nakasone canyons
26:43Today they are going to help us better understand nuclear fission.
26:46You mean to simply understand
26:48Well, that's it.
26:48So this part of the program is going to be the atomic bomb.
26:51Hello, pirates!
26:52Hello, pirates!
26:53I'm going to be our teacher
26:55You've already taught me everything, Pinky.
26:57Now you're not going to be crazy in front of all these pirate people.
27:01To the point!
27:02No to atomic energy!
27:06This man belongs to a group of environmental scientists
27:09Who have offered to explain what nuclear fission is
27:12So that we can see for ourselves how bad this is.
27:15Let's imagine that the subject is the nucleus of the atom
27:17And this is what happens to the poor atom
27:19They begin to bomb it in an attempt to divide it.
27:22And that's because the atom sometimes gets cocky.
27:24You don't give me anything!
27:26And of course, a cool atom is equal to a dead atom.
27:29Pirates, one, atom zero!
27:31Hold your jaw, it's falling, pirate.
27:34Save the atoms!
27:36This man is going to teach us a great atomic truth
27:39That atoms are small, defenseless beings
27:41Who are at the mercy of the blows of fate
27:44Pay attention, why does a twist of fate come?
27:46But the most terrible thing is that since atoms have no legs
27:50They can't run, they can't flee to save their lives.
27:54And if they try to do it, they get into some nasty messes.
27:56Pirates, two zero atoms!
27:58Hey, atoms have bad taste in clothing, huh?
28:01Hurry up, I want to go to the bathroom!
28:02Okay, okay, calm down, okay?
28:04Hey, I was thinking that since this girl is in a hurry
28:06I have realized that we have not explained
28:08What exactly is nuclear fission?
28:10Well, suppose the girl is the atom.
28:12The golden ball is a proton
28:14And the balls they throw at him are neutrons
28:16Well, I get it that far.
28:18The thing is like this
28:19Fission is the splitting of the nucleus of a heavy atom.
28:21In several fragments
28:22Caused by neutron bombardment
28:25Ah, that is, you have to try to split the girl in half.
28:28Exact
28:29So wouldn't it be better to shoot her in the gut?
28:32The problem is that the girl wants to go to the bathroom
28:34And it's going to be a little dangerous.
28:35Look, nothing's happening.
28:36Although I'm thinking we could also split it into three
28:40A piece by the knee
28:42With a sharp blow
28:44Another piece for the belly
28:45And another piece for the face
28:47Perfect, it has been a wonderful hobby
28:50I almost burst into tears
28:52I love being a pirate fan, I love it.
28:53Can I do anything for you?
28:55Give me a massage, please, on my stomach, it hurts a lot.
28:58Of course, beautiful.
28:59But don't show your tummy
29:01As?
29:02Relax, let Pepe's hands do the work.
29:04I'm going to discover a world of pleasure for you.
29:05Do you like it?
29:07Maybe I'm turning you on
29:09Well yes
29:10It's that I have a danger
29:11It reminds me of the massages my grandfather gave me.
29:14I'm terrified
29:16Sometimes scientists find cases like this atom
29:20Difficult cases, which require careful consideration before acting.
29:23Because what can you do with an atom that is a mess?
29:26Who is more afraid than ashamed
29:28Well this is the solution
29:29He leaves her alone, as she divides herself.
29:31No need to bomb or anything, pirate.
29:34And through the psychedelic tunnel come the only survivors of today's program.
29:37Scientific dissemination owes you one, champions
29:41The trafilla just made me go blank
29:43That's what I had to say, remember?
29:46So
29:46Let's get to it!
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