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00:00This is the story of a television reporter, Pepe Livingston, who tried to flirt with women in every way possible.
00:09But they rejected him again and again, and again.
00:13Sometimes they said no to him in a rather brutal way.
00:16It wasn't worth getting so upset about, man.
00:18But it wasn't just girls who hit Pepe, men also found pleasure in swearing at him.
00:23But all of that is history, because today will be remembered as...
00:26The day Pepe took a girl to his caravan!
00:30The Chirocureiro is here!
00:38We're not going to laugh anymore!
00:41Run, jump here, it goes without stopping!
00:44A yellow sea is returning!
00:50Hello, hello, hello! I've finally found the method for hunting a titi.
00:54I've been thinking about how to do it for months, and today I finally have it.
00:58Wow, I don't know why I didn't think of that before!
01:00Because it was as easy as a chocolate bun.
01:03Girls love them, they can't resist them.
01:05I'm going to put him here in a trap I've set, and I'm sure I'll catch one.
01:09Oh! A chocolate bun!
01:11They are my favorites!
01:13Oh, man! My trap's been blown!
01:17I think what you did is really strong, eh, Pepe!
01:19Because?
01:20Don't say that, man!
01:22Come on, Juanito! I was just going to give it back to you!
01:25Where's my bun, Pepe?!
01:27This guy ate it!
01:28This guy?!
01:29Yeah!
01:30Well, he's going to pay me with blows!
01:32Take!
01:33Thank you!
01:35Pepe, come down and help!
01:41Titrocillas!
01:44An old monk saved me and said to me once!
01:47If they don't say anything, then what you have to do is lower the bar!
01:53Let's see if these guys can give Pepe some advice.
01:56Hey, kid, how do you conquer them?
01:58With screw kisses!
01:59You have to be careful with those pines, right?
02:01Why do you think so much about the answer?
02:03Because now that you mention it, you're right.
02:05Sometimes you have a piñata, and what do you advise?
02:07Tell them nice things!
02:09And something less typical?
02:10That takes them to an X-rated theater!
02:12You don't mess around much, do you?
02:13But how are you going to take the girl you like to a X-rated or gay venue?
02:17Have you seen what's in there?!
02:18That's very dangerous!
02:19You're a real charmer, aren't you?!
02:21Like Arturo Fernández!
02:22Look how funny I am now!
02:24Well, and that pretty girl over there, who is she?
02:26She's his girlfriend, isn't she?
02:28Yes, I met her at a spa.
02:30And how are you, happy?
02:32A lot!
02:33It made me happy!
02:35But tell us how you managed to win her over.
02:37Because she is at least 20 years younger than you.
02:40What does she tell you?
02:43He's a beast!
02:45Well, that's enough.
02:46Order, this looks like a high school class.
02:48I'm going to have to put things in order with my cane, huh?
02:50Anyway, I don't see the girl very happy.
02:53Sir, I'll see if I can make him laugh, he's about to fall.
02:55Tell him dirty jokes, that works.
02:58Well, and now everyone...
02:59Let's get to it!
03:00Oh, I'm going to leave this super clean so the girls can see how neat I am.
03:08Okay, skeleton, I'm going to remove that eye mucus you have.
03:11And now I'm going to brush your teeth a little bit so you don't get cavities.
03:15How handsome you are!
03:16As?
03:18That?
03:19What are they dead?
03:20Yeah, but the dead have to be taken care of too, man.
03:23Watch out, when women see how clean this test is, they're going to be hooked on me.
03:27Sure!
03:28And once Pepe has finished his cleaning task, the small Chinese wall begins.
03:35Pepe, no girl is going to get into trouble with you for cleaning the set.
03:38What you have to do to conquer them is... is... what do you have to do?
03:43Well, maybe if you help them get through...
03:44That, helped to pass.
03:46As is happening to Grandpa's girlfriend, who has achieved it.
03:48But where did Grandpa leave it?
03:50Well, we'll continue this story.
03:52Let's connect with Pepe!
03:53Come on, Auntie! Jump! Jump!
03:55Stop crying and act like a damn woman!
03:58Shut up, you bastard! I'd jump over the wall, man!
04:01Pepe, when we said you should help the girls, that's not what we meant.
04:05Do your part, man. Bend over and put your back to them so they can climb on top.
04:08Oh, okay! Come on! Hey, chodala! Get on top of me!
04:11Don't move, yeah. I'm not going to fall, huh?
04:14Oh! What you think, Aunt!
04:16How dare you say that? I'm so hot!
04:18Tani has also put her shoulder to the wheel. Or rather, her back.
04:21And he's helping some aunts get through, as it couldn't be any other way.
04:24The difference is that with Tani the girl does manage to pass the test.
04:29By the way, there was Yayo, waiting for his turn to climb on top of Tani.
04:32And meanwhile, he helps a girl to pass.
04:35Who's going to help me now?!
04:36Come on! Run! Run! Now jump!
04:41You're missing a beat! Come on, I'll help you!
04:44And while Yayo is inches away from scaling the wall, he leaves everything to Pepe.
04:49Oh my God! Crazy! You're breaking my neck!
04:52Hey, remember the deal we made, okay? Then you can come to my trailer.
04:56Oh, I can't take it anymore!
04:58Wow, what a tambourine, sir!
04:59Hey, I've done my part. Now let's go to my trailer, okay?
05:03Remember you promised me!
05:05No deal!
05:06Why? You tricked me! Just like everyone else!
05:08I admit it, Pepe. I'm a femme fatale.
05:13Terrible for my spine, you've destroyed it, man.
05:16Sorry. If you want, I'll make you a cake.
05:18A cake? Should I tell you where to stick the cake?
05:21It's that I'm married.
05:23You didn't tell me that!
05:24Come on, get back on track and shut up.
05:26Easy, my little piece, one of us is already a few years old. Come on, jump!
05:30Let's see, where do I push now? Pull up!
05:33Hey, I've been such a gentleman, eh? I haven't touched your bull at all.
05:36Tani! Now you have to help Grandpa get through!
05:39Sorry, pintrofilla. I'm leaving. I'm devastated, I'm exhausted.
05:43My girlfriend left and left me here!
05:45Seriously? I'm not going to keep interviewing people!
05:47Do you want me to say something to her if I meet her?
05:49Tell her! Tell her I'm leaving her!
05:51I'm curious! How did you win her over?
05:54I called her kitten!
05:55Really? Just with that?
05:57Well, I petted her too.
06:00And Grandpa isn't among the 103 contestants who remain on today's show.
06:04Oh! Hello! How are you, sir? What are you doing exercising?
06:07Hey, Pepe! This gives me a great body that drives women crazy.
06:11It never fails! After I do my push-ups, I go outside and they all jump on me.
06:16And underneath. Everywhere.
06:18I don't believe it!
06:19Come on, try it and you'll see! Grab onto the bar! Grab onto it! Come on!
06:22Oh! I don't know if I'll be able to do it!
06:24Come on, Pepe, it's a piece of cake!
06:26Here I go! A thousand push-ups, you said, right?
06:29Yes, yes, above all don't let go, okay?
06:33Hey! Put me down! I'm afraid ...
06:37And now we are going to watch the movie with great pleasure.
06:41Starring in alphabetical order... The Lady!
06:45Oh, I'm getting so tanned! Oh my goodness!
06:49The mass idol is Pinky Winky.
06:51I'm the main character! What's up?
06:53Harry Potter's crazy cousin.
06:55Like a lucky spell, I turn them into possums!
06:57With Juanito Calvicie, who makes his acting debut today.
07:01Although he overacts a little.
07:02And with Lara Craft, a tough girl, who is on hiatus.
07:06Happens!
07:08What a great day it is to be here working, huh?
07:10Come on, get on with it.
07:12You calm down, get some fresh air, eh?
07:13We have all day.
07:17Who is that woman?
07:18I get the name, you little whore!
07:20Lara Craft, Tani!
07:21Ah, for Lara Craft!
07:23This poor man has fallen in love with the woman in front of him.
07:26Lara Craft!
07:27He asks her out and Lara gives him the runaround.
07:29The boy keeps trying and Lara tells him...
07:32No, man, no, I'm turning around, no!
07:33It's just not!
07:34The guy better not keep trying because Lara is still going to bite his head off.
07:39The tracilla has a headache.
07:41I don't think I should have come to work.
07:43Oops!
07:43You got Harry Potter's cousin!
07:45Harry Potter's cousin loves fighting women for three reasons!
07:50One, because he thinks they are easier to defeat.
07:53Two, because nowhere else can he cling so tightly to a girl without paying.
07:58And three, and most importantly, because he wants to learn ballroom dancing, but he can't find a woman who wants to practice with him.
08:03So in sumo he takes the opportunity to dance, although it's normal that no girl wants to be his partner, because he ends up knocking them all down.
08:11I'm bored!
08:12Oh, finally!
08:13It's your turn with Pinky Winky!
08:15Hey, pirates, that girl sounds familiar, huh!
08:18Of course you know him, Pinky, because he's your number one fan.
08:21Look at him, he fainted as soon as he came into contact with you.
08:25Emergency, emergency!
08:26We have to call an ambulance, the referee has gone into shock.
08:29A spinning top is created!
08:31In fact, it is cured with a good kick.
08:32Go for it, Pinky!
08:33Calm down, relax.
08:35So Pinky, he didn't listen to you, did he?
08:37Well, here I am.
08:39Come on, throw it all in.
08:41Throw it out.
08:42Do you want to go somewhere quieter?
08:44Well, think about it and tell me now.
08:49But keep on drowning, come on.
08:51I bet I'm helping you a lot.
08:52Right?
08:54Lot.
08:55Of course, I'm very good at comforting girls.
08:58And now you can comfort me a little.
09:00Sick!
09:01Give me a peck at least!
09:06What is this?
09:07This is Juanito Calvice Pintocilla.
09:09Juanito Calvice is preparing for his debut with great pleasure.
09:12And since there's only one first time, he wants it to be as spectacular as possible.
09:17Watch out, he went a bit too far with the poor kid, didn't he?
09:19Well, his initial idea was to rip out his heart, but we forbade that.
09:22More than anything because there's already a lot of heart on TV.
09:26It's yellow!
09:28Pinky Winky's color!
09:29Pinky not only has fans, she also has antifans.
09:32People who hate him without limits.
09:34And this is his number one antifan.
09:36And he's going to vent all his hatred against him.
09:38You're not going to kill him, aunt!
09:40What a blow to the head, really.
09:41Ah! Well, that calms Pinky down a bit.
09:47Oh! My condolences, Pintracilla!
09:49Whose little ball is this?
09:50Do you know?
09:51Yes, from your face I can tell you know.
09:52Yes, yes.
09:53From the lady, exactly.
09:54To die!
09:55This kid, as we just saw, is very scared.
09:58I was hoping this test wouldn't happen today.
10:00But look how things turned out, as life would have it, it happened and it happened to him.
10:04Poor thing, he wanted to compete in the sliding bowl to sing the Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá.
10:09Come on, kid, since you lost, we'll let you sing it.
10:12Dombrá, Dombrá, Dombrá!
10:14Hey, do you have a band-aid around here?
10:16What bad luck, Pintracilla!
10:20Be careful that he doesn't let you go like his previous opponent!
10:23Juanito Calvicie has had a great debut in consumer taste.
10:27He started slapping and we just watched his idol Hong Kong Fui do it.
10:31Let's see if he was a flash in the pan or the future Hulk Hogan.
10:34Clap, clap, and let the fight begin!
10:40Wow, contestant is giving me a taste of his own medicine.
10:43Slaps in the face!
10:44Wow, the truth is that Juanito wasn't that great, huh?
10:48He let a contestant hit him in the face and then didn't kill him.
10:51You're getting weaker, Juanito!
10:53I made a bouquet of flowers and if any of my aunts come by I'll give it to her.
10:56Let's see what you think.
10:58Oops, I'm getting allergies!
11:03Oh, pollen! And I'm allergic!
11:06I think I'm going to have a heart attack!
11:11I need some girl to get me my inhaler!
11:15It's not Super Mario Bros.
11:17It's not Donkey Kong.
11:19It's not Space Invaders.
11:21It's not Pac-Man.
11:23It is the Hirohito circuit.
11:26I love you, Pepe!
11:28To the circuit!
11:29Hey, it's the Chinese girl who is in love with Pepe and has come to Humor Amarillo to go with him to his caravan!
11:34No!
11:35You have killed the Chinese kudeira with a stone and love has not been able to be consummated!
11:40I tripped!
11:41You don't have to say it, pintracilla!
11:43This clumsy boy is a private detective who was investigating Pepe.
11:46A jealous husband hired him to check if his wife was cheating on him with Pepe.
11:51The detective didn't even have to investigate to tell the husband to stay calm, that his wife wasn't cheating on him, at least not with Pepe Libisto.
11:59But detective work isn't always as easy as it is in this case.
12:03Other times you get hit in the back with a bagful of blows and have to face off against gangs of gasters who shoot at you mercilessly.
12:10He got hit in one of those shootouts, but since he's such a tough detective, he kept going.
12:15Yes, it can be as hard as you want, but let's remember that, as we saw at the beginning, the guy is especially clumsy.
12:24Damn...!
12:25I already got my shirt wet, man!
12:27Oh, I'm sexy!
12:30And let Piltrafilla say it!
12:31Look how sexy he is, the evil aliens fall in his wake.
12:35Look at his sexy running style.
12:38Look how he dodged the ball, with a sexy move.
12:41Could this be the girl who hooks up with Pepe?
12:44I don't think so. This woman is beyond Pepe's capabilities.
12:48He'll have to settle for something more... nice.
12:52Well, it doesn't matter. He may be as sexy as he wants, but he certainly isn't interesting at all.
12:56She has no conversation, she's extremely conceited, boring, uneducated, snobby, unbearable, haughty, repulsive, a wretch...
13:07And I won't go on, I won't go on, I'm getting fired up!
13:09Wow, I'm really hating this girl after everything you've said!
13:12Come on, let that cheap outfit fall off already!
13:15Let him go! You've lost!
13:18And stop teasing us with your body, which we don't like! Come on, get off the set right now!
13:23Get out of here, you wretch!
13:24Oops, I made her cry. I think I went too far.
13:27I'm coming jumping!
13:28So keep running!
13:29Remember Detective Torpedo from a few minutes ago? Well, this is his twin brother.
13:34The two brothers had a strange connection since they were born.
13:37They always stumbled in the same places at different times.
13:40For example, in May 1994, a brother fell into a ditch that had been dug for some construction work.
13:47Five years later, in 1999, the other brother fell into the exact same ditch.
13:53Which, of course, was still open due to construction work.
13:55And like thousands of others, let's look at another one.
13:58A few moments ago, the other twin brother fell rather awkwardly just as he was about to pass the test.
14:05And now this twin brother jumps and... He lands exactly the same!
14:09I don't know what he's surprised about! He already knew what was going to happen to him!
14:12I'm Ronaldinho!
14:13This geek is a huge fan of Ronaldinho and copies all of his gestures.
14:17He's done the classic Ronaldinho salute and is now going to take one of his headers.
14:22Come on, finish it! Perfect!
14:24And now he dodges the opponent when he tries to take the ball away from him.
14:28He ignores the insults from the opposing fans, that is, he ignores Juanito,
14:32and with a good leg play he overcomes the murderous tackle of the rival defender.
14:36Wow! This guy is really good.
14:38Imitation is almost better than copying.
14:41Also, he has less love handles than Ronaldinho.
14:44And look how confidently he moves on the field while balls are being thrown at him.
14:48As a reward, before going to the locker room to change,
14:52you can imitate your great idol once again.
14:54Come on, imitate Ronaldinho, champion!
14:56Wow! It's taking so long for that Chinese kudeira to arrive, I was so eager to meet her!
15:07Well, I'm going to create a little atmosphere for when I arrive.
15:14This is what happens to me for not paying my electricity bill!
15:17Juanito Calvicia has come straight from sumo, eager to dish out more!
15:25Paco Peluca claims he can break the chain with his head.
15:28And we believe him!
15:31To the labyrinth!
15:32As we see that Pepe doesn't even flirt backwards,
15:35Paco and Juanito are going to teach him some flirting methods.
15:37One thing that always works is to surprise the girl by yelling at her from behind.
15:41In this way, the girl will run away in fright, falling into a fountain.
15:46But when she sees that it was all a joke, she'll start laughing, and we'll have her in the boat.
15:50Another method is to start talking to the girl, as Paco teaches us.
15:55Thus, she will be captivated by our charm, and will reverence us, saying...
16:00You speak so well! I love you! Take me!
16:03If all of the above doesn't work, Paco and Juanito advise using more expeditious methods.
16:09How to play the bad girl, which consists of grabbing the woman we want to get from behind,
16:14throw her to the ground, pull down her pants, and while spanking her ass, tell her...
16:20You've been very naughty! You've been a very, very, very bad girl!
16:25Take it, take it, take it in your butt! And take some more, you like it!
16:29As you can see from that delighted face, this form of seduction never fails.
16:33The bad thing is that the guy we used as a mannequin for the demonstration,
16:37He came with his little daughter, who saw everything.
16:40And right now we're going to talk to her.
16:42What do you think about what they did to your father?
16:45Degrading.
16:45Relax, kiddo. I was just helping you pick me up.
16:48Do you forgive him? Really?
16:51Give me some advice on how to flirt.
16:53He's already on the internet, what do I care, kid?
16:55Oh, what a good idea!
16:56When we meet tough girls, like this one here,
16:59The method of seducing them varies considerably.
17:02It's better to let those girls pass,
17:04who then kick you in the butt and leave you cursed.
17:07Paco and Juanito suggest doing a sieve and not shooting at everything that moves.
17:11For example, if the girl does not attract much attention,
17:14you have to ignore it so as not to waste strength.
17:18And 62 contestants among which is Pepe's future wife,
17:22they are still standing!
17:24Hi how are things!
17:25With this rinse, my breath smells much better.
17:40I have to be prepared for my first kiss.
17:43To the position of yellow humor reporter that Pepe unfortunately occupies,
17:47many applicants came forward.
17:49And we're going to meet those poor people who fell by the wayside at the burgers.
17:54To the big burger!
17:57I'm the party!
17:58We didn't take this guy because he was being funny.
18:01We're already here for the funny ones on this show.
18:03And that's why we hired Pepe, so he wouldn't overshadow us.
18:06We've already outshone ourselves with our comments.
18:09This kid didn't make it to the casting on time.
18:11From that day on he runs everywhere,
18:13but still doesn't reach any of them in time.
18:17The truth is that this guy did very well in the casting.
18:19His interpretation of the felled tree falling moved us.
18:23But it takes more than that to be a reporter.
18:25Like a microphone, for example.
18:27And this guy didn't do anything wrong either.
18:29I just had a little problem.
18:32Yes, he didn't know how to speak.
18:33He just screamed.
18:36And this girl came in second place.
18:39Only surpassed by Pepe.
18:41Let's talk to her, come on.
18:42Give me your job.
18:44Hit me more.
18:45Pepe, resign, and I'll get your job.
18:47Come on, I'll resign if you come to my caravan.
18:50I passed, I was left in a parro.
18:51We liked this smiling guy for the job because he was very happy.
18:55But one day he stopped smiling and we stopped liking him.
18:59This young lady did everything very well, but we thought she was a bit of a jinx.
19:04Because everything was going wrong for her, so we ignored her.
19:07They weren't going to spoil our program and take it away from us after two days.
19:09This kid has a bachelor's degree, a postgraduate degree, a doctorate, three master's degrees, and a CEA course.
19:17All of this helped him pass the test, but he didn't get the job.
19:20This other one was a war reporter and he took the test because he wanted a change of scenery.
19:25But at the first blow he said, I'm going back to war, that's safer.
19:29When this woman in red was introduced to Castile and we asked her to speak, she remained silent.
19:35You know nerves, they are very treacherous.
19:39Hey, girls! Yes, I mean you, the ones in the front row.
19:44What I'm going to do, I'm only doing it for you.
19:47I want you to know what's hidden inside me, apart from my underwear.
19:50Come on, since you're not doing it yourself, could you give me a big round of applause?
19:55Thank you, thank you.
19:58I love you, girls!
20:00But what's wrong with Pepe? Has he lost his mind or something?
20:04Are you okay, Pepe?
20:05It doesn't bother me! Calm down, okay? Don't shout, I'm fine.
20:08I've passed! I'm a genius! It's bigger!
20:11Oh my goodness! I have a slight itch here in the Nakazones.
20:15But I don't think that will affect my performance in bed.
20:18So don't worry.
20:20To support Pepe, who as we have seen is in very bad shape,
20:23his family has come to compete in yellow humor.
20:26This is his older brother, who in the distribution of powers,
20:28both mentally and physically, he kept it all.
20:31He left nothing for Pepe.
20:32There you can see that she is Pepe's sister.
20:34I'm your father!
20:35For the first time on television, Pepe's dad!
20:38After that hit, I think it's the first and last time he goes out.
20:42This is your aunt Maruja. Pepe is calling from downstairs.
20:45Watch out, Aunt Maruja, you're going to kill yourself!
20:47And after Aunt Maruja, comes her brother-in-law, Manolo.
20:49Like all brothers-in-law in the world, he is the funny one in the family.
20:54There you have it, playing puppet show with his feet.
20:57Look, I think there should be a law against funny brothers-in-law.
21:00I really can't stand them!
21:02Hello, cousin!
21:03This is cousin Antoñito, who is the typical university student who has been pursuing his degree for 15 years.
21:08He's always digging it, but in the end, due to a misstep, he's left at the door.
21:11This shy girl is Pepe's niece, the daughter of his brother, the one who passed the test.
21:15Or you need a family tree, because I'm getting lost with so much family.
21:19Don't worry, this was the last time his family came to support him.
21:23Hello, pirates!
21:25I wanted to win this cool pink pajama that arrived.
21:28Well, you just have to come up here and take it from me by force.
21:32Although I won't put up any resistance, just so you know.
21:34Come on, I'll wait for you here.
21:36And bring chocolates, please.
21:38To the Indianón!
21:39A very special Indiano acudeiro and the cursed temple begin.
21:43Because those who reach the top will win Pinky's pink suit.
21:46Just like that, sweaty and all, just like he's wearing it now.
21:48That is priceless.
21:50For this contestant, the pink suit would really go well with those leopard print underwear he's wearing.
21:56But the path to Pinky's suit is filled with treacherous pushes that lead to a very painful fall.
22:01Nobody said this was going to be a pleasant trip on a pirate ship.
22:05Oh, a girl!
22:06Hey, speaking of girls, wasn't this the show where Pepe finally got laid?
22:11Yes, that's what the title said.
22:12Well, this doesn't look like Pepe is going to make his debut and the show is already ending.
22:16Trust the man. He'll surely get it at the last minute.
22:20Like in romantic movies where love doesn't last until the end.
22:23Well, maybe this girl is the chosen one, the first woman to visit the caravan.
22:27Pepe, get your act together, you don't have much time left.
22:30Besides, this one looks like she's single, Pepe.
22:33Is it true that you are single?
22:35Well yes, I've been single for exactly three years.
22:37I am desperately looking for a man.
22:39Oh really?
22:40I'm so needy I'd hook up with anyone.
22:43I don't care what it is, just the first person who asks me.
22:45I'm asking you, get involved with me.
22:47Oh, what a pain in my neck suddenly came over me.
22:49I can not move.
22:50I have to go to the emergency room right now.
22:51It's a management cut.
22:53Wow, maybe we have to change the title of the program at the last minute,
22:56because Pepe can't seem to find the way to love.
22:59Let's wait for developments.
23:00Meanwhile, this father has come to try to get the Pinky costume for his little son.
23:06Come on, I could have bought him a bike like all parents do.
23:09Yes, but the boy insisted that he wanted the Pinky costume.
23:11And the only one that exists in the world is that one.
23:13Well, there are counterfeits in the markets, but it's not the same.
23:16And he has succeeded.
23:17Now you just have to take Pinky's suit off and it's yours.
23:19At this moment, Pinky is naked.
23:22That's why we won't be able to connect with him for the rest of the program.
23:25And if there is no longer any permission for the one who reaches the top, what is this one doing here?
23:28Well, they must have forgotten to warn the poor kid.
23:30Although they have already blocked the path so that no one else can go up.
23:33The contestant managed to undo the plug, but it cost him dearly.
23:37And no, he hasn't hurt his head.
23:39This is the impression you got when you saw Pinky naked.
23:41I'm going to get the suit!
23:43Another one?
23:44But please, Tani, don't let them keep happening.
23:46That there is nothing left to do in this test.
23:48Well, now they're pushing him to eat a rock.
23:50And there you have it, out you go.
23:52And attention, we've been informed that we have news on the Pepe Livingstone issue.
23:56Do you remember that cute young girl who hooked up with an old man?
23:59Yes, that girl who seemed sad, who needed someone younger and more virile.
24:04And that's why he left Grandpa stranded on the Little Wall of China.
24:08Well, that girl is devastated and Pepe found her wandering aimlessly.
24:12I'm devastated about my breakup!
24:14Don't worry, kitty! I'll help you!
24:16I'm very vulnerable!
24:17Oh really?
24:19What you need is a lot of pampering.
24:21Let him pet you like a kitten.
24:22Look how well I caressed your face.
24:24You need someone to comfort you, you know?
24:27Ask for it!
24:27I need love!
24:30Come here, I'll give you a hug and all the love you need, kitty.
24:34I can spend the whole day like this.
24:36Do you want to go to my caravan so I can keep hugging you?
24:39Come on, okay!
24:40Did you say it's okay?
24:42Minutes later, in Pepe's caravan...
24:45Wait, I'll put on some music.
24:48Do you like it?
24:50Yes, but the truth is that I came here to listen to music, Pepe.
24:54Oh my goodness, I'm going to have a heart attack!
24:55Do you think of something for me?
24:56No, if you want something to drink.
24:58The truth is, I didn't come here to drink.
25:01Do you want to play PlayStation 3?
25:03Wow, I'm going to have to do all of that for him in the end!
25:05Come on, Pepe, bring his bale!
25:07Yes, yes, yes!
25:10I can't believe it, Pepe caught on, but I want to see the explicit images.
25:18We can't broadcast them at this time, but they'll be playing on YouTube in a moment.
25:23Meanwhile, let's go with Nakasone's cannons.
25:26I still can't believe it, Piltrafilla.
25:28I'll see if it's already posted on YouTube.
25:30Let's see...
25:31Paco and Juanito congratulate Pepe on his great feat.
25:35To the bridge!
25:37And pay attention, because the news that Pepe caught today could drastically change the course of this test.
25:43This girl, for example, is very surprised.
25:46I was one of those who thought Pepe would never get any girls.
25:48Not even if men became extinct and he was the only surviving male in the world.
25:52And now Pepe is so comfortable in his caravan and is already taking hits from the canyons.
25:57So, he who laughs last, laughs best.
26:00Although, my goodness, Pepe, it was hard for you to laugh.
26:03And you, smart ass, come on.
26:04Bend over Pepe now.
26:06This story has a moral, although I don't really know what it is, to be honest.
26:09This man struggles to maintain his balance and sanity in the face of the news.
26:14I can't believe it!
26:15Pepe hooking up has been a real shock for him.
26:18No! That was a real shock for him.
26:21It's a gift that Paco and Juanito gave you with much love.
26:24Just for you!
26:26This kid, who looks like a statue, is quite ugly.
26:29Now when we take a close-up shot of it you'll see.
26:32And he is very happy about Pepe's victory.
26:34Because for him it is a victory for all the ugly people in the world.
26:37That's why she's grown up and sticks her ass out to provoke.
26:40That's right where they hit it.
26:41By the way, here's the close-up of his face we promised you.
26:44I've got your face!
26:46The truth is that it's pretty easy to stay with yours.
26:48And this guy? What's wrong with him?
26:50Which is the same in his free time.
26:52Do you like making the statue?
26:54Don't know.
26:54What I do know is that he's not going to give up easily.
26:57Despite the balls that hit him again in his rear end.
27:00The kid takes off running and, oh my goodness, he made it.
27:04Double win on today's show, ugly stick.
27:06This poor wretch bet a thousand euros that Pepe would never get laid.
27:10Consequently, he has lost his money.
27:12He has lost the golden ball and now he has lost the little dignity he had left.
27:17And pay attention because we are receiving hundreds of calls to know more details.
27:20about what Pepe is doing in his caravan right now.
27:23The truth is that we shouldn't tell anything.
27:26Because on this show we don't like to pry into people's private lives.
27:29What the hell, man? It's Pepe!
27:31So while this guy is getting hit by balls in various parts of his body,
27:35Let's listen to what's happening in the caravan
27:38to find out what Pepe and his girlfriend are talking about.
27:41I'm going to sing you something, darling.
27:42Don't stop, Pepe! Sing to me more! Sing to me more!
27:56Watch another song! Look!
27:58And now, darling, do you mind if I go to a party I've thrown?
28:08to tell my little friends?
28:10No, my love, go, go.
28:13But please come back soon.
28:16It's been spectacular, guys.
28:18You don't know how happy I am.
28:19Come on, let's celebrate.
28:21Girls, sing something.
28:22Passed.
28:23Pinky, cheer up.
28:24I'm eating, pirate.
28:25And you, Paco?
28:26Leave me!
28:27I won't even tell the pirate duo,
28:29because they only know how to sing that name.
28:31Okay, well, I'm going to sing.
28:33Come on, everyone with me.
28:34Get rid of those lighters!
28:41How odd!
28:42This bus isn't working.
28:44It doesn't sound in stereo.
28:45Let's see what happens to him now.
28:48Of course, the speaker is disconnected.
28:50and they have connected it...
28:52To a bomb!
28:57And here come today's winners.
29:04Among them, Pepe's girl.
29:06Yes, yes, I'm already shredding.
29:07How's it going, champ?
29:08I see you are very happy.
29:09Tell me the details.
29:10I will tell the details in Chavado Dolchevita,
29:12that they pay me a lot for the exclusive.
29:14Well, I'll see, right?
29:15Hello, ugly, how are you?
29:16Pepe is my idol.
29:17Thanks to him he made it to the end.
29:18This has been the revenge of the ugly.
29:20And I wonder,
29:21What was that unfortunate Pepe like?
29:22capable of hooking up with that girl?
29:23Because the truth is that it's not bad at all.
29:25Well, girl,
29:26that if you get tired of him,
29:27I am available and I have a double penthouse,
29:28Yeah?
29:28Remember that.
29:30And now we have to go.
29:31The boys go home.
29:32And you, girl,
29:33you're going to Pepe's caravan.
29:34What awaits you!
29:37Good luck!
29:39Well, that's it, isn't it?
29:40What do you mean it's already there?
29:41If this has only just begun, right?
29:43Begin?
29:44It's just that I'm exhausted.
29:46I can't take it anymore.
29:47You'll see if you can.
29:48If necessary, I'll put a cast on you.
29:49get ready because this is going to be intense.
29:51Or as they say in Japanese,
29:53until I am completely satisfied,
29:55you're not getting out of here!
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