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02:10accuse famous movie characters, such as Lieutenant Ripley from Alien, actors like Tom
02:14Cruise, directors like Alejandro Menabal, and it's rumored that Joselito is also around.
02:19It has always been said that American cinema is superior to Spanish cinema.
02:22The ultimate battle will then take place to determine who is the best, because...
02:26Today, Spanish cinema is fighting against American cinema.
02:29The Trabillas, an old monk, once told me that life is like a box.
02:33of blows.
02:35You never know which one you're going to get.
02:36Right?
02:40My goodness, what a lot of celebrities we have here today.
02:42Look, this is John McLean, the Die Hard cop.
02:45He is the bravest man in the whole world.
02:47Stop hitting the poor guy.
02:48McLean, you know what I loved when you came out in the moonlight?
02:51But I liked civil sefar better.
02:52I want you to know.
02:54Attention, we have José Luis López Vázquez there.
02:56Hello.
02:57Man, no, but say hello like you did in the movies.
02:59A friend, a slave, a servant.
03:01As?
03:02Let him see you standing a little.
03:03Is something wrong, José?
03:05You have missed ye, ye, ye.
03:07You're so funny, José Luis.
03:08And now we're going to talk to Neo, the protagonist of The Matrix.
03:12What's up?
03:13Not much.
03:14Oh my goodness, be careful, the third one, the one from Matrix Revolution, was bad.
03:18It was the worst.
03:19Tell the Wachowski brothers for me.
03:21Man, my favorite comedian, Jim Carrey.
03:23I have a spark that's for what.
03:25Do something stupid to make us laugh.
03:27Come on.
03:27Then, they also get cold and I can't.
03:29Okay, okay, but it's a promise, eh, Jim.
03:31And now you can all go together.
03:35Let's get to it!
03:36And before the duel begins, we review the scores.
03:42Both teams start with 52 contestants.
03:45If nothing else, we are just...
03:48To the maze!
03:49Today we are launching a new Chinotauro labyrinth.
03:51It's the same as always, but with so much intensity on the roof of the maze to give directions to the contestants.
03:57That's why it's called the maze version 2.0.
03:59I don't like Japanese cinema.
04:01I'm going to do this to those guys at the cinema, look!
04:11I'm going to give it to him like this!
04:17To the maze!
04:18My name is Maximus Decimus Merodius!
04:22The first contestant is Gladiator, from the American film team.
04:25As you can see, Gladiator is quite plump, tending towards Choricillo.
04:28And so it goes.
04:29Since he quit the gym to party in Roman bars every day, this guy has lost his way.
04:34Empress, have mercy on me!
04:36I have an Oscar!
04:37And Alejandro Amenábar enters the action on behalf of the Spanish team.
04:41One of the most important directors in our country.
04:44Author of films such as Tesis, Los otros and Mar Adentro.
04:48Mar Adentro is where he's ended up right now.
04:50Amenábar was sad because it's the first time the Spanish team has been out, but it's okay because he's coming soon...
04:55A girl in a motorcycle bar!
04:57Indeed, this girl is a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
05:01Well, I'm seeing her very calm.
05:03Look at her there, following Tani's instructions.
05:05He's just on the verge of a nervous breakdown now.
05:08On the edge!
05:10And right now he's already having a nervous breakdown.
05:19Poor thing, I didn't know that being a girl like Barera would be so difficult.
05:22And while the beasts were ravaging the girl, you had to go down and help her.
05:26What a gentleman!
05:27If I get involved, I'll get paid anyway, you scumbag.
05:31Goodbye, woman! Have a nice day!
05:35Join Scientology!
05:38It's Tom Cruise, who in his spare time from Scientology makes the occasional movie.
05:43According to Tom, Scientology helps overcome life's barriers.
05:46Well, it doesn't really work for him, does it?
05:48But when Scientology fails, Tom remembers everything he learned filming Mission: Impossible and that's when he finally gets it.
05:53Tom is unstoppable!
05:54And the trafilla is a cult!
05:57I'm the little bull!
05:58Many of you will remember him as the criminal who starred in Street Dogs.
06:03Nowadays he has reformed and dedicates himself to carrying gold buying ads on his head.
06:07And he wanted to come and compete in yellow humor with the Spanish film team.
06:11In his heyday he dealt with people far worse than these three.
06:14And now he remembers the old days, because he's hearing how he ran away from the police when they wanted to put him in jail.
06:19The poor little bull preferred to go into the water rather than return to jail.
06:22Well, I liked the heifer more than the bull.
06:28I'm a replicant!
06:29This one appeared in the movie Blade Runner.
06:31It was that human-shaped robot that said...
06:34I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
06:36I have seen a labyrinth beyond Orion.
06:38I saw three monsters attack me mercilessly at the gates of Panhauser.
06:42All those moments will be lost in time, like tears of rain.
06:46It's time to die.
06:48But I'm dead.
06:49This is Roque III, the protagonist of one of the best films in Spanish cinema.
06:56I made Roque III.
06:57Come, I want to tell you something, Roque III.
07:00How I laughed at your movie, pintrofilla?
07:02Roque III seems to have gone into hiding because he is afraid of being caught.
07:05Come, I want to tell you something, Roque III.
07:07You have to do the second part now.
07:09Roque III thinks Tani's idea is wonderful.
07:11And he runs off, ready to tell a producer.
07:14With the bad luck that he has been captured by Paco Peluca.
07:16But like every good Spanish cinema hero, he doesn't give up and runs away.
07:21Because when it comes to fighting, he's not really into that.
07:24Leave him alone, pintrofilla, he's a legend of Spanish cinema.
07:26We need him alive to make more good movies.
07:30Roque III has resisted, but he is human.
07:33And finally, before Tani's sad gaze, he ends up throwing the water into the sun.
07:36Interview the poor man!
07:41What a hook!
07:43Oh, how fast!
07:44How I die, what a third, my mother!
07:46Come, come, I'll ask you a question.
07:48Do people still recognize you on the street?
07:49Well, not so much anymore.
07:52I have your little bit of DVD.
07:54Don't tell me, I didn't know they'd taken it out.
07:56How cool!
07:57Did you know?
07:58I really like Spanish uncovering films.
08:00That was good cinema.
08:02Hey, Takeshi, could we make Roque IV ourselves?
08:07It's an idea, it's 20, Junior.
08:09You'll see, we're going to get rich.
08:10You star in it and I direct it.
08:12And the bad guy will be...
08:13Animal!
08:14What do you think?
08:14Animal?
08:15It's that Creepy Polo and a cane.
08:16Well, let's shoot it, right?
08:18Come on, let's go.
08:20Roque IV!
08:23Junior, you could have gone to the gym a little instead of taking so many steroids.
08:27It is clear that it is all a lie.
08:29Well, are you ready?
08:30Come on, move like you're jumping to the comma.
08:34Perfect!
08:35We're going to film the final fight between Roque and Animal.
08:38You're going to start losing, but you'll win in the end.
08:41OK?
08:41You'll let me win, right?
08:43Of course, Junior.
08:44Come on, let that idiot come in, I'm really into him.
08:47Remember, I need the hits to be very real.
08:49That's why it's going to really hit you.
08:50As?
08:51Wait a minute, Takeshi, wait.
08:53Action!
08:53Hello, Animal, how are you, handsome?
08:55Hey, remember that I'm the main character in the movie, right?
08:57Don't hit me too hard.
08:58Oh, Animal, this is a lie!
09:00Come on, Junior, do it.
09:02Remember the hook I taught you.
09:03Come on, now for the footwork.
09:06Very well, Junior.
09:07Oh, it's no good hitting when you're on the ground!
09:10That's cheating!
09:12Oh!
09:13Animal, you are a beast.
09:14Now you're going to find out.
09:15I'm going to skip the special hook Roque Cuarto.
09:17Take!
09:17Oh my goodness, I've failed!
09:19To be continued!
09:32Humor Amarillo has received a lot of criticism because its content was not educational.
09:36As a result of this, he discovered this test, Figures and Hits, where the contestants have to perform
09:40complex mathematical operations in a short space of time.
09:44Look at this cool dress!
09:46I feel like a movie star on the red carpet at the Oscars!
09:54This little hat means I'm the teacher.
09:56The one where Cate goes into the mud.
09:58With my teaching method, secondary school would be better.
10:00With this ponytail you'll break me, little boy.
10:02Wow, Angelina Jolie is competing in Humor Amarillo.
10:05Now we'll see if she's as smart as she is pretty, because she has to calculate what 9 plus 8 plus 7 minus 9 is.
10:10Will Angelina be more than just a body?
10:13Well...
10:14I'm going to call the bank.
10:15Call the bank?
10:17But is it where it was thought to be?
10:19Wow, with the mud Angelina isn't as hot anymore.
10:22They call me Manolo at night!
10:23Will Manolo be as good at calculating as he is at picking up foreign tourists?
10:27Manolo, calculate, woman, it's easier that way.
10:29If you get 3, lose 9, lose another one and suddenly get 8, how many do you have?
10:34Come on Manolo!
10:35Three Swedish girls!
10:36No man no!
10:37You have your lifelong wife, your bastard.
10:40Oh!
10:41I should have gone to the Costa del Sol, man!
10:44I'm a princess and I'm engaged!
10:46The mythical princess bride is about to enter the game and has to calculate how much
10:50is 9 plus 7 plus 6 minus 4.
10:53The operation seems so easy to the bride that she has a fit of
10:56laughter.
10:58Yes I want!
10:59No, those weren't the exact words you were supposed to say, but I wish you well.
11:03well in your married life anyway.
11:06I miss ET!
11:07This is Elliot, the boy who befriended ET and helped him get back home.
11:11Now he's a little older.
11:13Elliot doesn't even bother to do the math because he thinks it will fly like
11:17flew on the bike with ET.
11:19The moment arrives, the music turns up and...
11:21Come on, make it fly, please!
11:23But if he is on his planet already with a wife and children, oh wretch, who doesn't remember
11:27nor who you are.
11:28But let's do a little interview with Elliot, man.
11:32Can you turn around completely, please?
11:35You know what, Elliot?
11:36Right now you are the spitting image of ET.
11:38Come on, I see them both on the street now and I wouldn't know which of them is the real one.
11:44Hello, yes, Penelope, I mean, I am the most international Spanish actress.
11:48See you later, P!
11:49Please, P, the Spanish film team is not doing well.
11:52Calculate how much is 6 plus 7 plus 2 plus 6.
11:55Come on, P, a hint, it's the number of prizes you're about to get back.
11:59Now smile, you know.
12:01It's 21.
12:02Very good, P, plus pretty on the list.
12:05And how well you pose.
12:06What's that?
12:06Añelevita to Nielina!
12:08Well yes, Brad just passed by here, he's gone to the mud hole.
12:11Wait, wait, are you telling me that's Brad Pitt?
12:14Of course, you don't see it.
12:15Wow, naturally it loses a lot, right?
12:17Like all Hollywood stars, if everything is done with a very expensive dress, good makeup and Botox.
12:23Well, with the blow Brad just took to the face, he might need a lot of Botox now.
12:28I'm John McLean, the Die Hard cop.
12:32You've escaped many dangerous situations, McLean.
12:34But we'll see if you can get out of this, because you have to calculate what one minus ten plus nine plus ten is.
12:41McLean thinks about it and finally says...
12:44What are you saying?
12:45Die Hard 4 premieres this summer. Go see it!
12:48But he'll be unlucky. He came on the show to advertise his film.
12:52He escaped from hundreds of terrorists, but was nearly drowned in the mud.
12:56And while the Spanish film crew are laughing their heads off watching McLean.
13:00And let's not kid ourselves. We Spaniards love the misfortunes of others.
13:04We don't care about losing. What we want is to have a laugh.
13:08And if they've slept with a poor policeman who escaped thousands of dangers and then almost died in the most foolish way, all the better.
13:14Well, I'll go see Die Hard 4, because I'm a McLean fan.
13:17And let's review the scoreboard. The Spanish film team is down to 35 contestants, while the American team retains 42 contestants.
13:24We're doing badly, but we can still turn things around, as they always say.
13:26Hi, I want to be a movie star too, so now I'm going to shoot an adventure film.
13:31The paper I sent is... Damsel in Distress.
13:33Oh, help, help! A snake is trying to eat me!
13:43Amisela's grief!
13:45Hurry up, Mr. Tarzan! Please! Please, Mr. Tarzan, I won't take up all your time!
13:50Ah!
13:53Tarzan! Tarzan!
13:56Help, help! Someone help me! I can't swim!
13:59Give me your hand, Tarzan!
14:01Oh my goodness, the worst part is that my phone has already gotten wet!
14:03The action thermometer is about to explode because we have reached the point of consumer taste.
14:08I was the alcoholic of Living Las Vegas, but I've overcome it.
14:11I swear! I don't drink anymore!
14:12Wanna watch a scary movie? Come fight me!
14:20Hey! Is what I heard true? That Jerry Depp is here? He's driving me crazy, pirates!
14:25I'm prettier than Scarlett Johansson! I'm right!
14:30My favorite movie is Commando! The one about the governor of California!
14:33Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:38How is the service?
14:42If this has you freaked out, wait until the contestants come in.
14:47Ayota!
14:48Yes! I'm going to kill the pirate!
14:50Calm down, calm down, little leak! Go get Pinky!
14:53Pinky doesn't want to fight that rival because he is nothing more and nothing less than...
14:57Paul Natchy, the legendary Spanish actor who became famous for playing the werewolf in a multitude of films.
15:02And Pinky can't forget the fear that came from watching his films like
15:06The Mask of the Wolf Man, Doctor Jekyll and the Wolf Man and above all Goodnight, Mr. Monster.
15:11It's getting dark and Pinky is terrified at the possibility of a full moon.
15:15because Paul would turn into a werewolf and eat him.
15:19Although then Pinky thinks better of it and says...
15:23Oh, Werewolf! Eat me, please, eat me!
15:27Paul Nachi has won. Come back soon, Paul. We want more Werewolf movies.
15:32Norman, you've got a shark!
15:37The unlucky contestant is Norman Bates, the psycho killer who disguised himself as his mother to kill.
15:42Now he no longer kills, although he still disguises himself as his mother.
15:46Norman tries to kill the shark, like he killed that woman in the shower.
15:49But it seems that Norman without his mother's disguise is nobody and has already lost.
15:53Shark, how handsome is the thief!
15:57Great, Joselito, you're going to meet your Pinky Winky!
16:01A representative of the Spanish film team, Joselito Cudeiro, the little nightingale.
16:06Let's see if he fights as well as he sings.
16:08Onward with the bell ringer!
16:10No! Pinky has killed Joselito Cudeiro!
16:21No! Pinky has killed Joselito Cudeiro!
16:25Oh, oh! You rascal!
16:33Duel of babes!
16:34Yes, because the one who said she looked like Scarlett Johansson is going to compete against Lieutenant Ripley from Alien.
16:39Come on, if Lieutenant Ripley could take out hundreds of Aliens and she's on the loose, she can take on this fighter.
16:44Well no, it seems that the years have taken their toll.
16:47And a big one, because he lost.
16:48Let's talk to Lieutenant Ripley and have her explain what happened.
16:51What happened, Ripley?
16:52That he had a back contracture, you know?
16:54Come on, you should have told me and I would have given you one of my massages.
16:57I hope you like how I give them. I hope you feel better.
17:01Stop playing already, sicko.
17:03But do you have a boyfriend?
17:04Well, look, I was dating an alien, but he dumped me and I cried.
17:07What a pain, to catch John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever!
17:10Ada, go dance with Animal!
17:12Come, Johnny, come!
17:13Animal hates Travolta. He was always annoyed that he couldn't dance as well as he did.
17:17So now he's going to show her that it's better to have strength than to know how to dance.
17:22And Animal has knocked Travolta out of the ring. And that drives him wild with joy.
17:30Oh! Bring it here, crazy woman! Bring it here! Put the coffee bean in!
17:34And the coffee bean has had to fight against the girl from Dirty Dancing.
17:38Let's see how the musical number turns out.
17:40Hey, I was thinking that we could dance to this music, thief.
17:54Okay, pirate, but I'm wearing John.
17:56Raise your hand, you slob, you're a rascal.
18:07Hey, are they going to do that thing where Patrick Swayze was carrying his wife around the lake?
18:11Yes, but I don't know who will carry whom.
18:14Well, the truth is that seeing this musical number I almost prefer the original Dirty Dancing, huh?
18:18Yes, the coffee bean as Patrick Swayze doesn't really cut it, to be honest.
18:23Now go ahead and weigh yourself for four hours to finish off the coffee bean, man.
18:27And now Roque fourth...
18:29Continued.
18:30Take this. And this other one. Take.
18:34Go for it, Roque!
18:37Get up, Junior. Now's where the twist comes in.
18:40It seems like you're about to lose, but you win.
18:42Come on, run, pull. Pull.
18:44Can someone please throw in the towel?
18:46Come here, coward. Come here.
18:49Adrian! I love you, Adrian!
18:51Here, you bastard.
18:54And this as a tip. Here.
18:57Nobody calls me Adrian.
19:01I won on points, didn't I?
19:03And we come to the ironing board.
19:05And now all together...
19:08Oh, what a scare!
19:13To the board!
19:14How good I am!
19:17I tell you, pretty woman!
19:22Hey, where's Richard Gere?
19:24I'm with the Dalai Lama! I'm coming now!
19:27Oh, Richard, come help me! There's a monster here!
19:30Oh!
19:33I don't care, because I'm still hot!
19:37I'm the sad one!
19:38And pay close attention to this contestant, because he's one of the great hopes of the Spanish film team, Diego Alatriste.
19:46He's a fierce swordsman, a brave soldier, but he's also a loser who just got lost in the water.
19:52Did you forget to mention that he spoke with an Argentine accent?
19:55The Spanish team is doing terribly, huh? If Torrente doesn't save us...
19:58I'm going to make fools of myself!
20:00Very well, as promised, Jim!
20:01This contestant is an expert at making people laugh, because he's Jim Carrey!
20:06The truth is that I've never found his humor very funny, because...
20:08Is that fun? Is what you're doing fun?
20:11Oh, I'm cracking up! It's so good!
20:14What a funny guy!
20:15If Adventure is the best movie in the world.
20:18Look at him! Look at him! And he keeps going! And the guy keeps going!
20:21It's just... How good! It's just non-stop, huh!
20:23You're the greatest, Jim!
20:25And the guy continues! But stop, man, I'll die laughing!
20:29Swedish, German, Islovak!
20:31It's him, José Luis López Vázquez!
20:33And he carries a flag with something on it.
20:35Let's see if I can read it.
20:36No, from our position as commentators I can't.
20:39Well, since López Vázquez has gone overboard, let's see if Pepe can read it.
20:45Let's see, it says here...
20:47Place me at your lady's feet!
20:50That's me, your lady!
20:51Oh! And this is little López Vázquez.
20:54Do you like your dad's movies?
20:56And you like it when he says "Swedish!"
20:58And you like it when he says "Germans!"
21:01And when you say the cows...
21:03Wow! He likes everything you say!
21:05Go give it all to me for Spanish cinema!
21:07We're not meeting for a drink, you scumbag!
21:09Come on, enjoy your bath!
21:10It's Florinda, a boy who has put on his war uniform to fight for the Spanish film team.
21:15Florinda wears a red uniform and helmet with socks that highlight her fleshy legs and white elbow pads that are the latest trends.
21:23Yes, my friend, plus sizes are in fashion.
21:25And even though Florinda lost, she then has a date with Tani.
21:29I'll see you at five at the bar on the corner!
21:31I'm Neo from the Matrix!
21:32Look, you scamp, one day you'll have to explain to me what the architect was saying because I didn't understand a thing.
21:36Come on, man! Pull it, you lazy bum! Pull it!
21:39He's forgotten his sunglasses and his dignity, but we all recognize him.
21:43It's the hero of the Matrix trilogy! It's Neo!
21:45Well, I don't know, but when you were doing spectacular jumps and he was bending backwards to dodge bullets, he seemed fitter.
21:51Neo thinks this world is the Matrix and that even if he falls into the water nothing will happen to him, but this is a virtual reality.
21:57You are very wrong.
21:58You have to bring water up your nose! What a pain, Mother!
22:01I'm Clark Able!
22:02Clark Able? But wasn't he dead?
22:04No, the one who's dead is James Brown, who people used to mistake for him.
22:07Well, that's great. I'm sure that with what a good actor he is, this guy will pass the test.
22:11If he managed to film Gone with the Wind, he'll make it through the ironing board.
22:16Wow! Look what he's telling you just happened!
22:19Look, the scoreline isn't very flattering for the Spanish film team, but let's review it.
22:24Look, what I was telling you, we have 19 contestants and the Americans have 30, so they can say there's no crisis in Spanish cinema, really.
22:33I've been hired to make another film, this time it's the second part of The Little Mermaid.
22:37I play Ariel's boyfriend in The Little Mermaid.
22:39Hello, boyfriend!
22:40As I am her partner, I have to take care of her, and that consists of throwing water on her so that she doesn't dry out,
22:44which is a problem that all mermaids have when they are on land.
22:48Drink some water.
22:49I love you so much, Ariel, and since I love her so much, I'm going to give her more water so she's moist.
22:54Drink more water, Ariel, you'll see how delicious it is.
22:59I love you so much, Ariel, and since I'm crazy about her, I'm going to give her a good stream of water.
23:04Here, I'm your personal firefighter.
23:07Here, hose down, Ariel.
23:08Here, little mermaid.
23:10Water me, water me, Mr. Reporter!
23:13How delicious it is, huh! How delicious my hose is!
23:16Did you like it? Want more?
23:18What a romantic movie, right!
23:19In today's Yamamoto earthquake, we'll have two rounds: one for the American film crew and one for the Spanish film crew.
23:27Each team has selected its five most daring contestants for this test.
23:31The five chosen ones from American cinema are...
23:34Leonardo DiCaprio, Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, Clint Eastwood, The Graduate, and Tim Burton.
23:40What a bunch. We'll see if they can survive the earthquake.
23:42Leonardo certainly does. Can I survive the sinking of the Titanic? Although now that I think about it, he died.
23:47"Attention, the graduate has fallen!" The memory of Missy Robinson's cousins prevented him from concentrating.
23:52Attention! Because Tim Burton has also succumbed. He deserves it for remaking Planet of the Apes.
23:57Oh my goodness, what a bad movie, please!
23:59And everyone else passes!
24:00But let's talk to Tim Burton, come on!
24:02Pepe, Pepe, I want to make a movie with you!
24:04Come here, come! We can roll Pepe Manos Pulpo.
24:07What a joke this man is, isn't it, Charly?
24:09When is it called like the kid from Charly and the Chocolate Factory!
24:12Come on, Pepe, dance with him! Pretend you're Willy Wonka!
24:14Willy Wonka!
24:15And in the turn of Spanish cinema we have one of the vingueros from the film Los Vingueros, Al Lute, Javier Bardem,
24:21to Marcelino Pan and Dino, a few years older, of course, and to Eduardo Noriega.
24:25Although Lute and Eduardo Noriega have fallen, the vinguero, who is the first on the right, holds on like a hero.
24:30How does it move? How does it dance? Come on, name random numbers! Name them, and you'll definitely get in!
24:35Six, twenty, fifteen, forty-eight! Three million eight hundred thousand! Forty-three point eight! Seven divided by forty!
24:44Bingo, bingo!
24:46And taking advantage of the fact that the Spanish team is on a roll, we run off to surf on the ironing board.
24:51Never in my story! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na! I was singing the never ending story!
24:58Let's go surfing!
25:00I am a wild bull!
25:02Be careful! Be careful! You're not looking at me, are you, Vildrafilla!
25:04The first contestant is the legendary Jake La Mota, the boxer known as Raging Bull.
25:09In the first round you have to face the nipple.
25:11And he ended up just like Roque III.
25:13I think he gained too much weight to play this role, huh?
25:17Look at me, panties!
25:18Don't do that, Vildrafilla, you're driving me crazy!
25:20It's Celia Blanco, the most famous trio in Spanish porn cinema!
25:24Poor Celia, she hasn't had time to show us her skills, or anything else.
25:30I'm a sex machine!
25:31He is Fernando Esteso, one of the actors who has had the most success in Spanish cinema.
25:36And this is a perfect case for Iker Jiménez, because Andrés Pajar may have hooked him up, he was handsome and all that.
25:41But Fernando Esteso, if he had nothing...
25:43It is one of the great mysteries of Spanish cinema.
25:46But the biggest mystery of all is...
25:48How could Toby, the Boy with Wings, be such a hit with the public?
25:51Wings are what Fernando Esteso has been missing at this moment to be able to overcome the test.
25:55Oh, guys, I'm Jennifer Lopez!
25:57Watch out, Jennifer! Your ass is your worst enemy!
26:00You see? It weighs so much on him, it's played a trick on him!
26:03And she has been penalized for going under the nipple.
26:06This can't be done. You have to skip it!
26:08Hey, what does the penalty consist of?
26:11Well, that's it. That Big Guy pushed you and sent you into the water.
26:14Poor Jennifer.
26:15Hey, are you sure that actress is there?
26:17Here comes Torrente!
26:18What a man, Torrente! It's obvious you're an Iberian male!
26:26Board!
26:34Torrent, why are you a man? Otherwise, I've invited you to my caravan.
26:37Look, at me, at me, at me, at me, at me.
26:39Do you want to play?
26:41You are looking for me and you will find me!
26:44Come on, come on, silly, you're dying to see it.
26:46Wow, Torrente, you're quite provocative, aren't you!
26:47Do you want to be my new partner in Torrente 4?
26:50Wow! What this wants is for us to have a...
26:52Ask for the tanqui!
26:54Yeah, come on, Penelope Cruz.
26:56It gives joy to the Spanish film team.
26:58The bad thing about this is that Penelope has a lot of experience in action movies.
27:01And I don't know if he'll be able to do dangerous scenes.
27:04Of course, yours are more the dramas that make you cry.
27:06How it has made us all cry now.
27:08Full throttle!
27:11Don't go too fast, eh, Bean. Respect the rules.
27:13This is one of the action heroes of the moment.
27:15Bean Diesel, the protagonist of films like XXX and The Fast and the Furious.
27:19Do you think he's tuned his surfboard to go faster?
27:23Possibly. I think he's tampered with the engine.
27:25Because the table is usually never that reliable.
27:27And look how she carries it. It goes like silk.
27:29Well, we'll have to fine him.
27:31I'll pass, but you've seen his movies. This is an animal.
27:34Well, we let him pass.
27:34And only five contestants from the American team and one from the Spanish team made it to the final test.
27:41Which is none other than the vinguero from the movie Los Vingueros.
27:44Tani wants to talk to him right now.
27:46Where is the vinguero?
27:47Don't worry, because I have brought the incorrupt hand of Saint Encarna to help me.
27:51Well, I can't tell you I'm having any luck with your cards, Vinguero.
27:54Hello, how are you?
27:55Good.
27:58And anything else, vitrafillas?
27:59We're going to finish off the vinguero.
28:03Vitrafillas, are you ready for the car test?
28:06Shock?
28:08Well, let's drive it, come on.
28:11The future of our cinema is in the hands of the vinguero and his bumper car.
28:17Go for them!
28:20The battle begins.
28:21We remember that in this test the winner is the one who destroys Takeshi's car with his laser ray gun.
28:26All cars have sensors.
28:28If they hit them, the car will explode.
28:30But with special effects, not literally, of course.
28:33Tani also participates in this test, because she has been complaining lately that her role in this program is too small.
28:39And there's our man, the vinguero.
28:40Look at how he carries his gun.
28:42Wait a minute, who's that guy running around half-naked?
28:45Nah, a streaking geek, one always sneaks into every show.
28:49The identity girl without here has gone!
28:51And our hooker blew up the naked guy's car because it was bothering his eyes.
28:54Well done, Vinguero!
28:55Attention, Tani's car has exploded!
28:57You don't pay for wanting more paper if you're then killed at the first opportunity.
29:00Tom Cruise and Clark Gable's cars have also exploded.
29:03Oh my goodness, the vinguero is going to face Takeshi head-on! They don't fear him!
29:06Come on, vinguero! Shoot it, Clint Eastwood! Take that!
29:09There it is! Takeshi's car has been wrecked!
29:11The vinguero has won! Victory goes to the Spanish film team!
29:14Takeshi cries!
29:15Union can't believe it!
29:17And the fireworks turn this into a party!
29:19But the time has come for the vinguero to collect his award on behalf of Spanish cinema!
29:24Come on, give it to him, Takeshi! He's earned it, give it to him!
29:27Here, Vinguero, are some tickets for a very hot film series.
29:30Enjoy them!
29:32Now we just have to say goodbye!
29:34Little rascals, all at once!
29:36Hey, hey!
29:37Bingo!
29:37Or as they say in Japanese!
29:39They've sung, bingo!
29:42Bingo!
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