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00:00Accompanied by the sound of trumpets, comes the program that will pull you out of the hole of monotony.
00:08Get us out of the hole of monotony, please!
00:10You see, you won't be bored with me, you rascals.
00:13The show has a new face. It's called Humor Amarillo, and it's here.
00:30Yellow Humor, dance now!
01:00Professional humorists, let's go!
01:01Before we start we have to find a pet, piltrafillas.
01:04Traní is right. Every major sporting event has its mascot, and we're no exception.
01:09Why did I come up here?
01:10Oh, yes, really. He's going to look for a pet for the show.
01:13I think it's a few centimetres thick. I hope this doesn't cause serious financial problems.
01:16Let's see, I'm sure I'll find something with this.
01:20My goodness, how the Eiffel Tower has changed.
01:22I didn't remember her like that. I didn't remember her like that at all.
01:25What's that? Oh my God. I think I've found the Yellow Humor mascot.
01:34Coby! Coby!
01:36Thank goodness you're still here. I even had time to go home and change.
01:39What was I going to say? Would you like to be the Humor Amarillo Pro mascot?
01:42Wait a minute, this isn't Coby.
01:43You tried to trick me, you bastard.
01:45You're not even a dog. Lie down there.
01:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:51What happened, I got fired because of the robot?
01:53The doctor says it was the perfect pet.
01:55But I will find her again.
01:57No matter how long it takes!
02:03Hey, Tania, find the pet now.
02:05That we don't have until the day.
02:06That the competition has to start now.
02:09I'm coming, I'm coming.
02:10I almost have it. Hello, beauties.
02:11Have you seen a silly robot around here?
02:13Not at all.
02:14Do you want me to give you some pretty cream?
02:16Oh, cream like no one else!
02:17Yes, sorry. Duty calls.
02:19Robot! Robot!
02:21Where are you, robot? I can't see you!
02:23Look, Tania, she's already searched in the city, on the beach, now in the snow.
02:27Leave it!
02:27No, no, I already have it!
02:29Hello!
02:30Hello, beautiful. Would you like to be the mascot for a competition better than the Olympics?
02:34Yes, well, that's it.
02:36We already have a pet.
02:36What a break, please!
02:37But if you're there, you bastard.
02:42I'm looking for you today, man.
02:43Well, do you want to be the Humor Amarillo Pro mascot or not?
02:47What do you mean no?
02:48Who will give me the opportunity of a lifetime if you refuse who will be the pet?
02:51You don't want it to be Junior, do you?
02:53I accept!
02:55Junior, you can't be the show's mascot.
02:57Why not, Takeshi?
02:58Why not?
02:59Please, Takeshi, let me go!
03:01I need you for a tennis match.
03:02Shall we play tennis? What a joy!
03:04Well yes.
03:05I love tennis, Takeshi.
03:07Have I ever told you that I have a spectacular backhand?
03:09Not about that.
03:10You're not going to play the player.
03:12You're going to play something much more fun, just so you know.
03:15There is nothing more fun than a player.
03:16Yes there is.
03:17The fact that?
03:18I'll tell you later.
03:19Then when?
03:20Then.
03:35Then when it's a very old joke!
03:52Then when it's a very old joke, but a very good one!
04:05You really have a poor sense of humor!
04:07I was going to tell you about my tits now, but...
04:09I'll tell you that, Tani!
04:11She's the reporter.
04:12Is a lady who has a dog going?
04:14Please don't interrupt me, I'm going to talk to this hunk.
04:17Show us that wolf chest of yours, kid.
04:19Look, Tani, and flip it out.
04:21If you don't wear a shirt.
04:25Please, get some mole, get some mole.
04:26Let's see that muscle!
04:29Let's see, let's see, you lend me the helmet.
04:30Here, do a little posture with these, as if they were weights.
04:33Come on!
04:35And that's it, take your time, because you're going to catch a cold naked like that, son.
04:40And now we're going to talk to Iñaki Perurena.
04:42So speak!
04:43Well, Mr. Perurena, you are an expert at lifting stone.
04:46So tell me, why are you dressed as a karateka?
04:49How do you explain it?
04:49It's that I am a deadly weapon.
04:51Prove it.
04:52Come on, over here.
04:53Give us a demonstration of that deadly weapon that you are.
04:56But, pintrafilla, how many knots do you have in your belt?
04:58Seven knots or what?
05:00It's just that I tie myself in knots to remember things.
05:03But let's see, what kind of karateka are you?
05:05A karateka with senile dementia?
05:06Come on, make a silly one now so we can see it.
05:08Unfortunate.
05:09Look.
05:11Come on.
05:13Phenomenal!
05:14I'm going to ask to change programs now, okay?
05:15Me too!
05:17Humor amarillo pro kicks off its tough wave with a mega snow test.
05:20After crawling, athletes must exit two holes.
05:23Climb a hill dressed as skunks to end up on the sled.
05:28A challenge only for professional athletes.
05:31I'm a professional!
05:33Well, me more!
05:35Let's prove it!
05:36And the sub-zero hell begins.
05:38Those with the best time will move on to the next phase.
05:42The first to compete are Fernando Alonso, who is the one in red,
05:45and Pocholo, who goes as the incredible Hulk.
05:47That is, fluorescent green.
05:49But Pocholo, isn't it on a diet?
05:50Yeah, just have a night out with him and tell me who can handle it the longest.
05:53I don't know, maybe he'll go crazy with all this snow.
05:56Or he'll be more motivated, who knows.
05:58Alonso narrowly leads the way as he exits the first hole.
06:01But Pocholo doesn't give up.
06:04And attention, the skunk moment is coming.
06:06It may seem silly to dress up as a skunk to climb a slope,
06:10But those suits weigh 20 kilos each.
06:13That's why they need help getting dressed.
06:15And pay attention, the ascent is about to begin.
06:18Here you go!
06:20Well, I don't know what to tell you, huh?
06:21I don't see this as being very complicated either.
06:23The truth is that it seems that the skunk's idea was not very brilliant.
06:27I'll fix this right away.
06:28Alonso, watch out!
06:29Here come my Raikkonen!
06:31Careful!
06:32But man, how do you do that?
06:34Wait, I'll make it up to you in a moment.
06:36Watch out, Pocholo, there are some thugs trying to steal your backpack!
06:40Despite all the advantage Pocholo has gained, it seems insurmountable.
06:43Don't believe it, yes. Alonso is only a few tenths off.
06:46Well, not a few tenths, a few seconds.
06:48But in speed, Alonso is unbeatable.
06:51Oops! Looks like you got a flat tire.
06:53And Pocholo arrives first!
06:54So far, he has set the best time.
06:57Let's get to it!
06:58Blanca Fernández Ochoa, who is Rosa Chicle's,
07:01and Gemma Mengual, are the first to enter Hell Below Zero, female version.
07:06Gemma, being a good swimmer, takes advantage in this first part of the test.
07:09But in the holes things are pretty even.
07:13Help! Help! We can't get out! We're too short!
07:17Give me your hand, Pintrafilla, and I'll help you.
07:19This isn't very regulatory, but we're not going to leave it in there either.
07:22And in the next hole, tragedy strikes.
07:25It took us more than two hours to get them out.
07:26Come on, Pintrafilla, get the hell out of there now!
07:29How would you rate your participation?
07:32Well, basically, a disaster.
07:34And now we move on to the summary of the best plays.
07:37For example, that of Iñaki Perurena, who was unable to pull his butt out of the hole.
07:41And that thing he tried to lift with his own hands?
07:44The truth is, when it's not stones, I get confused.
07:48In the snow swimming event, we were able to see David Meca's great style.
07:53I'm going to notice butterflies, kids! Look!
07:55And although swimming was a lot of fun, tragedy struck in the holes.
08:01You drop Pintrafilla!
08:02And besides being a good athlete, you also have to think a little.
08:06But where is this animal going? What a beast!
08:08It's unfair!
08:09The boys get infested with skunks, but I'm coming...
08:12I'm going to be a skunk!
08:13As you can see, the test has been very tough.
08:22Even the Japanese triathlon champion himself, the legendary Mesuda La Pancha,
08:28has acknowledged this in these statements.
08:31It has been very hard.
08:32Mesuda, do you think this event should be Olympic?
08:35No, no, not Olympic, please, this is exhausting.
08:38I can't take it anymore.
08:39We thought you were in better shape.
08:41And me, but I just ate a tremendous chorizo sandwich.
08:46And we finish with the best slides on the sled.
08:50Well, there weren't just setbacks, there were also endorsements and also blows.
08:55What is a cask?
08:56Well, that's it, as it is the wreck.
08:58But the positive part of doing the test in pairs is that you become friends.
09:02Hello, how are you, beautiful? How are you?
09:03Well, very well, here, and how are you?
09:05Vintrafillas, now we are going to give the list of those who are classified.
09:08Here I have her, Crita Boli.
09:11Anthurium!
09:11Those are the classifieds we've put in that hole to keep an eye on.
09:16Of the girls, Arancha Sánchez Vicario has passed,
09:18athlete Cole Taz and Peggy from Sesame Street.
09:20And among the boys, Uncle Na, the Blue Power Ranger,
09:24Coyi Kabuto, the footballer Raúl,
09:27This one who covers his eyes with titles,
09:29the Chinese Cudeiro and the Chinese Pelopincho.
09:31Vintrafillas, now we're going to a warmer place,
09:33I'm freezing it.
09:35Let's get to it!
09:39Well yes, we are going to a park in the center of Tokyo,
09:42which is very cheap.
09:48Takeshi, I know what you want me to play in the tennis match.
09:50I'm going to be the linesman,
09:52while you play ball, right?
09:53Well no.
09:54Applause!
09:56Applause!
09:56Thank you!
10:26I'm the one who speaks first, eh, Pintra Filias
10:28Well, as I see you see by books, I have brought this reporter to control you.
10:32Hey, pretty girl! Come here!
10:34Hello! How are you, guys?
10:36As you can see, he is like this, he is a great guy.
10:38Hey, aren't you from Eton?
10:39How did you know?
10:41Aren't you aware?
10:42Are you seriously asking me?
10:44Oh really?
10:45It's just that I have a good memory for faces, don't bother me.
10:47Well, Eton, what are you doing here?
10:49Well, right now, hop! I'm freezing!
10:52Well, put on a coat, you're the first, eh?
10:54And we have with us José María García
10:57Come here, butanito!
11:01You've been away from sports for a long time, haven't you, José?
11:04You're a fathomless lamppost, Astani
11:05As?
11:05And a boot twister
11:06I see you haven't changed at all.
11:07Come on, show us what you do now, José.
11:10But you're quite an athlete, champion!
11:14And the second mega-test begins, the Deadly Park
11:17After overcoming the first obstacle dressed in Tachenko's trousers
11:20The athletes have to shoot a ball into their back.
11:23Jump over a wall and after passing through the refreshment station
11:26Running backwards to the finish line
11:28Total nonsense, come on.
11:29Let's get to it!
11:32And the first to try their luck are Eto
11:34Who can be recognized by the yellow pajamas
11:36And Teleo Lakata
11:37A Japanese third-region basketball player
11:40Are you a basketball player?
11:42But he is shorter than To
11:43I have already said that it is third regional
11:45Well, man, this seems a bit unbalanced to me, right?
11:48Not a little, it's very unbalanced.
11:49Although things are balanced here a bit.
11:51What does To do?
11:53It is the custom, as soon as he sees a ball to head
11:55You don't have to score a goal, Eto!
11:57You have to make a basket!
11:59Well, it could cost you dearly.
12:00Because Teleo is already heading for the wall
12:02And despite his small stature
12:04It doesn't cost Teleo anything to upload it.
12:06I suppose it also encourages him to know that supplies await him on the other side.
12:11That is not exactly healthy food
12:12These are delicious profiteroles that you have to gobble up while doing push-ups.
12:16Hey, what's To doing?
12:17Well, the ridiculous
12:18Meanwhile, Teleo only has to put on his mask and run backwards towards the finish line.
12:23Running backwards is not very difficult.
12:25But with the mask it looks really funny.
12:27And pay attention because Teleo takes the victory
12:29Today he was top scorer
12:31And next year Barça will win the Champions League again.
12:35Damn, mother, what a bad thing I've done!
12:37And now it's the girls' turn
12:39We start with the fight between two housewives
12:41Mrs. Laurita Oe is wearing red and the lady wasn't me.
12:44Wait a minute, this wasn't for the professional athletes that two housewives are doing here.
12:49These two women take care of three children each, their husbands, their parents
12:54Do you know how much exercise they do every day?
12:56Man, seeing it like that, it doesn't surprise me that they're here.
12:59They have now reached the basket, a test in which both have a lot of experience.
13:02Every day they have to put the dirty clothes in the washing machine drum.
13:05It wasn't me, the lady in green, she looks more relaxed, more confident.
13:10And she is more cunning, paying attention to how she shoots the ball.
13:13On the rebound, take it now
13:15And now he has to face the Wailing Wall.
13:18In this case we call it the lamentation because those who do not reach the top are left crying before it.
13:23Let's see how Mrs. Laurita Oe is doing, she just scored a basket
13:27At that moment a very cruel competition takes place on the wall.
13:30Who has the biggest ass?
13:32It's something the henchmen don't dare to check.
13:34Because they don't want to offend the ladies
13:36So they help them by pushing on their ankles
13:39And the lady has not been me, take the lead
13:41He has managed to reach the top of the wall and is now heading to eat the profiteroles.
13:44And remember, you have to eat them while you're doing push-ups, right?
13:48Let's see how the lady swallows, I haven't been
13:50Pretty bad, it seems that doing push-ups and eating at the same time is not his thing.
13:54Hey Geisa, put the plate for Laurita, otherwise she won't arrive.
13:57But wait a minute, the lady hasn't been the one who put all the profiteroles in her mouth but she's not eating them, why?
14:01What's wrong? You don't like them?
14:03You have to watch your figure, girls, otherwise I'll turn into a cow.
14:06And in the summary of the other participants, we see how hard it is to run with Tachenko's pants
14:12How difficult it is to try to score a single ball in two baskets at the same time
14:17Oh, how nervous! Oh, how nervous! I'm not going to make it! Oh, how silly, oh my goodness!
14:22But keep your head down!
14:23And now let's see a group of ghosts
14:25Not because of show-offs, ghosts because they think they can walk through walls
14:29There have also been erotic-festive moments
14:32Oh, you big guy! But push, you little rascal, push!
14:35But you be funny, we're just leaving our lives to ourselves!
14:39Oh my goodness! This is the last party I'm coming to!
14:42Hey, eat quickly! This isn't a restaurant, it's a contest!
14:46No more!
14:48No, no way! Come on, get out of here, you freeloader! You're a freeloader!
14:51And we end with this woman, who exemplifies very well the difficulty of the test.
14:54Eating with your back turned, how difficult!
14:56The test is over!
15:00Let's see the list of those who qualified for the next round.
15:03Among the raisin girls, the lady was not me, Arancha Sánchez Vicario and the athlete Coletas
15:07Of the boys, the Chinese Cudeiro, Beckham, who has the eyebrows paraded
15:11Chinese Piyin, an ex-convict, Pinky's cousin, the Japanese athlete Dentau
15:17And the surgeon in the Spanish basketball team
15:19Piltrafillas, if this seemed difficult to you, you'll see what awaits you now.
15:23LET'S GET DOWN TO IT!
15:25Don't be so happy, many of you probably don't know how to ride a tricycle.
15:30Come on, Takeshi! Let's play tennis now!
15:38Even if it is, let me be a ball boy.
15:40Should I pick up your balls so you can see how well I do it?
15:42Major no!
16:12While I'm already a little tired of you
16:16This is the third presentation I've made today and I can't take it anymore.
16:19That's why Pepita, Pepi's cousin, is now going to present
16:22Hello! Thank you, thank you!
16:26Tani, I really appreciate the opportunity.
16:27But for what you are going to pay me I tell you one thing
16:29Introduce your stud that this is your job.
16:31You just drove me crazy, son.
16:33Well, nothing, let's introduce this band
16:36I think you guys came here to act like Indians, didn't you?
16:39Yes, it's true, Tani, you have been well informed.
16:42Well, I don't know if you know that Indians don't wear glasses, you scamp.
16:45We are short-sighted Indians!
16:46Okay, then, play the nearsighted Indian.
16:48Whenever you want, champions
16:50Surprise us!
16:52Jau! Watch out for that pale face!
16:56Hey, you had to answer me.
16:57Jau!
16:58Jau! How do you do!
17:02Hey, we're already tired.
17:03We leave it here
17:04And we arrived at the Lake of Death
17:07The mega test in which the contestants have to drive a tricycle
17:10Then climb the Little Wall of China
17:13To fest with a tennis racket
17:15And end up carrying a 50 kilo chocolate cookie
17:18And the road is full of killer mutant bambis.
17:21Hello, pirates!
17:22You know I'm playing a liar.
17:24This is where the killer mutant bambis gather to eat.
17:27Whenever you want, pirate captain
17:29Oh, please, but how cute they are.
17:37If I thought they were going to be monstrous
17:39But I think I've fallen in love with one.
17:41Oh, Captain, Captain, can I give you something to eat?
17:44Oh, you big guy, no.
17:45They can eat me!
17:47Let's get to it!
17:48Banzai!
17:49And they open the test of the Lake of Death
17:51Two great tennis players
17:53Arancha Sánchez Vicario in a white shirt
17:55And Kurnikova, which is the other one
17:57Is that Kurnikova?
17:59The one with the blue jumpsuit?
17:59He dyed his hair black.
18:01Ah, I was saying it
18:02And pay attention because Arancha has taken advantage
18:05Let's hope his tambourine doesn't play a trick on him now.
18:08On the Little Wall of China
18:09She takes a run, followed closely by Kurnikova
18:12And yes, Arancha does it.
18:14While the Russian returns to the ground
18:15And what comes next should not pose any problems for Arancha.
18:19If he doesn't kill himself first, of course.
18:20And Kurnikova is still here
18:22What a sad aunt?
18:23Sad and screaming
18:24Meanwhile, Arancha demonstrates her mastery with the racket
18:27Well, the truth is that more than a racket it is a giant beach paddle
18:30And things are getting very exciting.
18:33Not because it is not known who is going to win
18:34It is clear that it is going to be Arancha
18:36Things are very exciting because we don't know if Kurnikova will make it past that point.
18:40Useless!
18:41And Arancha is doing woof
18:43Now the hardest part remains
18:44Carrying a 50-kilogram chocolate cookie
18:47It weighs, eh, Arancha!
18:49Fuck!
18:50This is at least 52 kilos
18:52And while Arancha heads off with a firm step
18:54Well, almost firm
18:55At the finish line, Kurnikova is showing the world
18:58Why has he never become number one in the ATP?
19:00It's just unfortunate
19:02I won! I won!
19:07And you ate the whole cookie, Arancha.
19:08There's more to tiredness than that, Enrique!
19:11Go find me love!
19:12Arancha, how do you feel about your return to competition?
19:16I'm not paying for it! I swear! I'm clean! I'm not paying for it! I haven't taken anything!
19:20And at the request of Kurnikova herself
19:22We have allowed Enrique Iglesias to participate
19:25Cheer up, Enrique! It's just a tricycle! You can do it, champion!
19:29Come on, pedal! It's not that hard!
19:31In this summary we are going to see that there are some athletes
19:34That they have less strength than they thought
19:36And they realize it too late
19:39I'm falling! I'm falling! I fell!
19:42Others, however, rather than climb the ramp
19:43They think they are hunting a branch
19:45And there are those who think that the climb was the most dangerous thing.
19:48And they were wrong
19:49Why is this guy so tired? He hasn't even competed yet!
19:52It's that I've warmed up at home
19:54I've overheated!
19:55But what exercise have you done?
19:57I can't say
19:58What's going on? Is this a dirty trick or something?
20:01This! You'll have me there for a day!
20:02I'm not 18 anymore, damn it!
20:05Be quiet!
20:05And at the moment, Raqueta, we have been able to see that there are athletes
20:08With many balance problems
20:09Others are simply useless.
20:12Here you go, pirate! Come on, cool!
20:15But you'll be a pirate with how big the hole is!
20:17I can lift this without any problem!
20:19Here I go!
20:21Oh, well, I'm not going!
20:22On three, come on!
20:23No, come on!
20:24On the count of two! One, two!
20:26Not at all!
20:27Kid! It's forward, not back!
20:29I'm going to fly! I'm going to fly! Here I go!
20:32And bits and pieces! That's it!
20:35And let's see the qualifiers
20:37From the girls they go to Arancha Sánchez Vicario
20:39Japanese athletes Coletaz and Cardado
20:42And among the boys, other cousins of Pinky pass by.
20:44An Apache athlete
20:45The Nearsighted Power Ranger
20:46Uncle Na
20:47José María García
20:48An ATS Kaze Futi
20:51And the Chilo Cudeiro
20:52And trocillas, now we're leaving!
20:55To Madrid!
20:55Indeed
20:57In a few minutes we will be in Madrid
21:00We will support your candidacy
21:02For the 2016 Olympics
21:04Well, Takeshi
21:10Tell me once what I'm going to play in the tennis match
21:12I'm looking forward to getting started now.
21:14We're going to have a great time, huh!
21:15Ball!
21:16That?
21:17That you are actually going to play
21:18In the tennis match you are going to play...
21:20Ball!
21:21Ball, Takeshi?
21:22That's impossible
21:23If I am not round
21:24You're going to be it
21:25Well, since I haven't gotten into a ball
21:28There you go!
21:30This is not funny at all
21:32It's not funny, Takeshi.
21:34I try to laugh and I can't.
21:36No! No! Please!
21:38Help! I'm feeling dizzy!
21:41You! Don't hit me!
21:42I'm your friend!
21:44Oh my goodness, Takeshi!
21:45This hurts so much!
21:46Hey, by the way
21:47Why do I have feathers on my butt?
21:49I just don't understand it.
21:49We are actually playing badminton.
21:52Oh! I don't like badminton!
21:54Help, Takeshi! Help me!
21:56Yes, look, I'll help you.
21:57I'll help you right now.
21:58But Takeshi!
22:00Does that sound like helping me to you?
22:01You're painting a mustache on a henchman!
22:04But it's great here!
22:05I don't understand anything, Takeshi
22:07This is all nonsense
22:08You, if you didn't hit me with a euro
22:10Two euros!
22:11Five! I'll give you five!
22:12I won't be bribed!
22:14Takeshi!
22:15I just had a Vaseline applied to me.
22:16And Vaseline hurts more
22:18Ouch! Help! Help!
22:22No no!
22:23You! I see you!
22:24Don't make a smash!
22:25You're my little ass!
22:27You almost knocked me out, lady!
22:28I'm going to split your head open!
22:30Come here! Come, I'll give it to you!
22:31I hate sports! I don't like them at all!
22:38Starting tomorrow I'm doing it to that John Ball!
22:40But the agate that we are only 15-0!
22:42We've only just begun!
22:43In images we see the emblematic lollipop
22:48And that only means one thing
22:49We are in Madrid
22:50Where the M30 Olympics take place
22:53Our support for Madrid 2016
22:56And trafillas, those who lose if they stay to help with the work
22:58Before starting, I'm going to introduce you to the reporter from Madrid.
23:02Hello, good afternoon!
23:04How are you?
23:05How are you?
23:06He holds the microphone really well, huh!
23:08You're a waste, Tani.
23:09I'll pretend I didn't hear that rude comment.
23:12I certainly wouldn't have said that to a man.
23:14You've got us in the bag, girl!
23:16I want the flight attendants to come through!
23:21Hello!
23:21We are the hostesses of the M30 Olympics
23:24And why are we dressed like that?
23:27You say it!
23:27My partner is going to say why we are dressed like that.
23:30Well, because... I don't remember.
23:32Oh yes!
23:34Because the ranchers take a trip on the bird
23:36The train, not the bird
23:38Let's dance!
23:43Please interview someone before we mess around any more!
23:46That's it, that's it!
23:47Let me see your cap.
23:48I'm going to do something super funny to you.
23:50The fact that?
23:51Now you will see it
23:52You're going to split your chests.
23:53How handsome these pirates are!
23:56Hey, Mitrofilla, you remind me of someone, huh?
23:58To a train inspector
23:59Oh, the truth!
24:00You're a bit silly, aren't you?
24:02Come on, let's go there
24:03Whenever you want, Mitrofilla!
24:05You're going to leave
24:06I'll tell you now
24:07Can I give you a stone?
24:14And as it could not be otherwise
24:15The M30 Olympics begin with the 20-meter construction fence
24:19The athletes will soon find themselves on the walkways over the ditches.
24:22A mute of containment
24:23And they'll end up carrying a backpack full of debris.
24:26The good thing is that before the goal they will be able to eat clouds
24:28Of the candy ones, of course
24:29Alfajon!
24:31We haven't said it
24:32But as you can see
24:33The athletes will be dressed as sumo wrestlers.
24:35Until reaching the wall
24:37Of course, because if not
24:38Overcoming fences and walkways is a piece of cake.
24:40And we also have to say
24:41That these first athletes are not athletes
24:44They are ordinary Madrilenians
24:45That after four years of work
24:46They are the most qualified
24:48To teach professionals how to pass this test
24:50And the time for the striptease arrives
24:52Under that sumo suit is Venancio
24:54Department store clerk
24:56And José Antonio, a taxi driver by profession
24:59Venancio takes advantage
25:01Reach the top of the wall
25:02While José finishes fighting with the sumo suit
25:04Run, Jose!
25:05I'll finish it myself!
25:06As a clerk, Venancio is in much better shape than José.
25:09That even with help he can't climb the wall
25:12You jump on my back!
25:15Wretch! You're fooling me!
25:16And pay attention that Venancio already has on his back the backpack full of debris
25:20While we see how José has finally managed to reach the top of the wall
25:23But don't go down the stairs! Jump!
25:26And Venancio is reaching the plate of jelly beans
25:28He has to eat them all and let go of his wallet.
25:30A complicated operation
25:32While José tries to recover ground
25:34And he's already putting on his backpack.
25:36Come on, hurry up, man!
25:37It's obvious you're a taxi driver!
25:39And when you don't get passengers, you're walking on eggshells.
25:41Walk, man, walk!
25:43José's reaction came too late and Venancio took the victory.
25:46And be careful, it seems that José is having problems with the jelly beans.
25:49It's choking him!
25:51Oh, okay! I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
25:55I can't even get halfway there!
26:00Give me a beer!
26:01But it's only 10 in the morning!
26:04Yeah, yeah!
26:05But I have a sore throat, yes!
26:07I can't get in!
26:07In the taxi everything is much easier
26:11Avoiding ditches
26:13Jumping the fences
26:14You're not going to stop!
26:16To the ditch!
26:18In the women's category, Francisca competes
26:20Municipal police
26:21What is the orange one?
26:22And Julita who is an illegal immigrant
26:24And works caring for the elderly
26:25Francisca had stopped
26:27Because normally
26:28I would run after Julita
26:29Trying to stop her
26:30But this is the great thing about the Olympics
26:32That here we are all equal
26:34For that oversight
26:35Francisca has lost a few precious seconds
26:37Now she could have a much bigger advantage over Julita.
26:40In fact
26:41He has no advantage at all
26:42They are tied
26:43And it seems that the two women
26:44They are passing the catwalks without difficulty
26:47And they succeed
26:48And pay attention because they are approaching the wall
26:50Oh my goodness!
26:53I think Francisca just left her face stamped on the floor.
26:56Circumstance that Julita takes advantage of
26:58To take off the Sumo costume
27:00Although it seems to have problems with the chains
27:02No, it's just that her panties had gotten caught.
27:04Hey, leave the slippers
27:06We'll take them from you, okay?
27:08Barefoot
27:08Julita tries to climb the wall
27:10And it fails
27:11While Francisca is still trying to recover from the blow
27:14Thanks to the human stool
27:15Julita manages to reach the top of the wall
27:18But he manages to do it so-so, right?
27:20Oh, I won't make it!
27:21Help me, please!
27:22Let's see, pintrafilla
27:24I'm here to give you a hand.
27:26Look, I'm giving you this hand.
27:27Wow!
27:28Look how good!
27:30If it weren't for my help
27:31Hey, and don't worry.
27:32I think when you get down
27:33We put on your slippers
27:35Don't step on a stone
27:37Sorry, a rolling stone
27:38And you hurt your foot
27:40Here, here, stewardess
27:41The sports ones, punches
27:42Hey, there's the shoe, Julita!
27:44He skipped the sneakers!
27:46Unfortunate, I know.
27:47I don't give them to you
27:48You, stewardess!
27:49Help me!
27:50Get it, come on!
27:51While Francisca has managed
27:53Regain consciousness
27:54And it's already on top of the wall
27:55Julita has wasted a lot of time climbing it
27:57And if you don't want Francisca to surpass you
27:59You should eat the candy quickly.
28:01Will it be gocha?
28:03Swallow!
28:03You're not going to drown, come on!
28:05Francisca is still in shock
28:07And he can't get hold of the backpack
28:09And Julita takes advantage of this to take the victory.
28:11But swallow, Julita, swallow!
28:14Now it's the real athletes' turn
28:16This is a piece of cake!
28:17The athletes have become confident
28:19And when someone trusts the M30 works
28:21Things like this happen
28:24Silly falls
28:25What silly falls, mother!
28:27Wild blows
28:29Even wilder blows
28:32And in case we haven't said it
28:34There have also been blows
28:35Some have been left hanging
28:37And they have dropped out at the worst possible moment.
28:39He's killing me, you bastard!
28:41Even the famous model face, ass
28:43He had a very bad time
28:44Oh, I crashed, mother!
28:46Come on, champ, you can do it!
28:48Well no, you can't.
28:49Help, help, the backpack is too heavy!
28:52Aaah!
28:53You should have killed us, mother!
28:54I'll kick it to your feet!
28:56Take!
28:57But hold on to it, man, lazy!
28:59Hey, the one with the leopard thong
29:00This is the Olympics.
29:01Not a beauty pageant
29:03Hey, it's the Chinese Cudeiro eating candy!
29:05Come on, Chinese, you can do it!
29:07Oh, he's drowning!
29:08No!
29:09You have killed the Chinese cudeiro!
29:11Hey, what about the candy?
29:12They must be carried inside the mouth.
29:14Not hanging from the teeth
29:15Really, what a shame
29:17And trofillas!
29:18It's over!
29:20And now let us meet the winners
29:23The best times are from the athletes
29:24Coleta, Cardato and Arantxa Sánchez Vicario
29:27And among men
29:28Brooklyn's son
29:29The Chinese man with a mustache
29:31A power ranger
29:32This ears
29:34Uncle Na
29:35Baseball player Jody Maggio
29:37And the rocker athlete
29:39Passengers to the train!
29:40Let the bird fly away!
29:44We're going to...
29:45Seville!
29:46Come on, little painters!
29:48May he accompany you to Ciudad Real!
29:50What a prize has been won there!
29:52You can't complain!
29:53Right, guys?
29:54Or as it is said in Japanese
29:56As the Olympic Committee
29:57Watch this program
29:58They never give Madrid the Olympics
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