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00:00Oh, guys! There's the body!
00:12This looks like a homicide, right?
00:18Hello, Agent Takeshi!
00:19Hello, guys, how are you?
00:21Let's see, why did you call me this time?
00:23Another murder to solve!
00:30Subscribe to the channel!
01:00What's yellow humor, huh?
01:01Yes, man, he's dead! Respect!
01:05You know, he's a henchman from the Yellow Humor show!
01:08Who would want to kill him?
01:09Well, everyone who watches the show, because, my goodness, what a terrible thing, huh?
01:13I'd say he's been dead for three hours.
01:17Nobody puts things in, right, Junior? Then we'll never catch the killer.
01:20So you worked at Humor Amarillo, huh?
01:22I think I know who did it. I have a hypothesis, guys.
01:28The victim went to Juanito Calvice's dressing room.
01:32Hello, Juanito!
01:34Oh! That's delicious! I'll get you one, okay?
01:37Kid! Whoever takes my food away! I'll kill him, eh! I'll kill him!
01:42Wait a minute, Juanito! Wait!
01:44Juanito got angry and hit the victim with the hairdryer.
01:48Then he slammed the loser into a stool and smashed another one on his head.
01:51The victim kept begging for mercy.
01:54Please, Juanito, stop! I'll come right now and buy you all the food you want! Please stop!
01:59But it was too late. Juanito began to strangle the henchman to force him to return the food he had stolen.
02:04When he saw that it was already chewed, he smashed it against the wall repeatedly.
02:09Juanito! No, don't kill me, please!
02:12And that's when Juanito killed this poor wretch for a piece of sushi.
02:16No!
02:19Agent Takeshi, you are very clever.
02:21Takeshi, what are you doing?
02:23Check for rigor mortis. This guy's really, really stiff, huh?
02:26There's something wrong with your story, Takeshi.
02:29Juanito is bald, so... why would he have a hairdryer in his dressing room?
02:33You made it all up without any proof, Takeshi.
02:35Damn Sian, I knew what I was doing in this mess. I don't give a damn about anything. It's your dead body's fault.
02:42The Chinese curry and glory is here.
02:46The Chinese curry and glory is here.
02:48If it sounds, we're going to laugh.
02:50We are going to read.
02:51You run at speed without stopping.
02:53You run at speed without stopping.
02:54Yellow humor, come back now.
02:56From the Arabaca Municipal Sports Center, live...
03:04Go ahead, a thousand trafillas!
03:05Today we have completely renewed Humor Amarillo.
03:08As you've already seen, we've released a new series, CSI Takeshi.
03:11For the first time, we recorded the show with an audience in the stands to encourage the contestants to punch each other.
03:16Another change we've introduced is that those who want to come here have to bring us a small gift.
03:21Then we keep the ones we like and the ones we don't, and we make the final prize display, which will be what today's winners take home.
03:28Get ready for a new Yellow Humor that we have called Yellow Humor 2.0.
03:33It doesn't hang or anything anymore.
03:34Little whistles!
03:35An old Shaolin monk once told me.
03:39Well, let him say it himself.
03:41Go ahead, old Shaolin monk!
03:43Tell him what you told me!
03:45Okay!
03:45You all have had a sad and gray life.
03:57Nobody knows you.
03:58You've never done anything remarkable.
04:00But today fame awaits us.
04:03Tomorrow we will be in the newspaper.
04:05Specifically, in the Obituaries section.
04:08Go ahead, friends!
04:11Hey!
04:12How well you have spoken!
04:13Okay!
04:13Okay!
04:13Okay!
04:13Okay!
04:13Okay!
04:13Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:14Okay!
04:15Okay!
04:15And now, to fame!
04:20Hello, hello, hello!
04:21They've changed me too.
04:22Don't you notice I'm different?
04:24Come on, take a look.
04:25What do you think of my new look?
04:27Much sexier, isn't it?
04:29Now I'm showing meat.
04:30I hope the girls can control themselves.
04:33Because you don't see these calves every day.
04:35I bet you don't!
04:36Will you be able to control yourselves?
04:37Surely not.
04:38I'm sure you can't.
04:39My goodness, how are the people?
04:41To humiliation!
04:43Everyone knows this test as the...
04:45The Little Wall of China.
04:46But today we have changed the name to...
04:48The great humiliation.
04:50Many of you have asked us to be tougher on the contestants, to be more aggressive with them, and that's what we're going to do here today.
04:57The losers who don't make it over the wall will have to humiliate themselves in front of the cameras while thousands of people laugh at them.
05:03Those left on the other side have to play rock, paper, scissors.
05:07Who's pushing?
05:08Whom?
05:09Let's see them.
05:10Rock, paper, scissors.
05:12I won, I won.
05:14I have drawn the king of cups.
05:15Come on, push me.
05:16Oh, I always lose in all the games of chance.
05:19I don't know how I do it.
05:20Damn, how heavy his ass is.
05:22Come on, let's play another round.
05:23Rock, paper, scissors.
05:25Wow, I got the double sin!
05:26You have to push me.
05:27Come on, I'm leaving.
05:28Bye bye!
05:29Now we're left with just two poor wretches who have been ripped off by everyone.
05:33The painted one sounds and...
05:34Oh, boy!
05:35You have to humble yourself.
05:36Come on, the camera is yours.
05:37I'm the worst.
05:38I'm sorry, Mom.
05:39I'm the worst.
05:45Now, Lourdes, at the same time.
05:46What do you think if you say you're useless and think less than a single-celled organism?
05:51A meba, for example.
05:52Come on, let's go there.
05:53We are more useless than a meba!
06:01No, what Juanito has tattooed on his forehead is not what it seems.
06:05And yes, it's been a long time since we've fed Paco Peluca.
06:10To the heart!
06:12My girlfriend's name is?
06:14Bambi!
06:15Welcome to...
06:17There are big bags here.
06:18A new yellow humor section dedicated to the fascinating world of the heart.
06:22Our commentators Paco and Juanito weigh in on the news that this guy is involved with Bambi.
06:27What are you doing with Bambi? That's a setup, man!
06:29I have an exclusive!
06:31An exclusive? What's it about?
06:33Will you reveal to us why Belén Esteban is always angry?
06:36Will we ever know if Isabel Prisler really had Botox?
06:39Will he tell us what we all fear?
06:41That Pipi Estrada is an alien?
06:42Hey, you're from Agracio, tell us what the exclusive is, come on.
06:45Oh, I forgot with the blow!
06:47Please don't make me feel bad!
06:49This woman rose to fame as a contestant on Big Brother.
06:52Oh, and what's her name?
06:53Man, I just don't know.
06:54So many people have been on that show that you can't remember everyone's name.
06:58Well let's call it X.
06:59How strong, how strong, how strong!
07:00X has just fallen into the clutches of our commentators who are going to give him a very cruel interrogation.
07:05Is it true that you went into the confessional to rant about your best friend?
07:09Did you make dredonin or not?
07:11Hey, look, if you're not going to answer anything, get out of here!
07:13How strong, how strong, how strong!
07:15Our commentators have ripped X apart.
07:17You've been really busy!
07:19This man claims to be the secret son of El Zapataqui.
07:22The Zapataqui?
07:23But they are twice his age.
07:24What's more, what could he be like with that face?
07:27If you know, nowadays, when you tell someone about TV, people make up anything.
07:33You could have said that you were the son of Saramontiel, for example.
07:35I'm going to get the news.
07:37This is one of our reporters, who like all heart reporters,
07:41sometimes you get a good hit to get a piece of news.
07:44Oh, what a piece of news I've got, huh, guys?
07:46Vitrafilla, please put on some other pants, this is a heartfelt program, not a pornographic one.
07:50Come on, get in there!
07:52I've hooked up with David Bisbal!
07:53This girl claims to have had an affair with Bisbal.
07:55To confirm this, we're going to put her through our own lie detector test.
08:00First we got a good grip on Paco Polígrafo.
08:03And now that she's connected, Juanito is going to ask her the question.
08:05Let's see, did she hook up with Bisbal or not?
08:08Yes, well no, but yes, but no.
08:10It was just a peck.
08:12And the polygraph says you're lying.
08:13You are a liar and we are going to punish you, liar.
08:16Okay, I admit it, I made it all up.
08:18But it's true that I saw him once and he signed an autograph for me, right?
08:20The Paco Polygraph is infallible.
08:23And now this girl's punishment for lying is to talk to our reporter, Pepe Livingstone.
08:30Dance like Bisbal!
08:31Dance!
08:31Dance!
08:32Dance!
08:33Dance!
08:34Little beak?
08:35Not even if he were Bisbal.
08:37Son!
08:38I say son, I say son.
08:39And pay attention because exclusively on Aquí hay talegazos we have the rooster Claudio who has come to tell us how his life is going.
08:46Well, the truth is that things were much better when it was a cartoon.
08:49Too bad!
08:50How do former celebrities have to make a living?
08:52You're so handsome, Tani, please!
08:54This girl is famous for being the daughter of famous people, like others such as Tamara Falco, Eugenia Martínez or Paquirrín.
09:01Yes, it's everyone's dream profession: having millionaire parents so you don't have to do any work your whole life.
09:07Wow! This girl is doing something for the first time in her life.
09:11She's not a daddy's girl anymore.
09:12Oh! Well, here I am, with all the eliminated contestants on Aquí hay talegazos.
09:17People so geeky that they wouldn't even want to be on shows like you.
09:20And you said you were Penélope Cruz's boyfriend when you were young. Come on.
09:24Well, say goodbye because this is the last time you're on TV, you bastards.
09:28Goodbye, hearts!
09:33Takeshi, there are no traces of footprints at the crime scene.
09:36That's because the killer must have come barefoot.
09:40I got it!
09:42A fellow henchman went to see him.
09:44Hello, Javi!
09:46Look, Curro, let's see if you can pick up these chopsticks with both of them crossed.
09:49That!
09:57That? That?
09:59That doesn't make any sense, does it?
10:01Well then it was the bride. The murderer is always the bride.
10:04How did I not notice before, Mother?
10:08Hello, Curro! Do you want to hear the Latin of my loving heart?
10:12Of course! How cool!
10:14Then his companions surrounded him and began to shout.
10:27But I always have the hiccups at their maximum and I've never died, that's why Takeshi.
10:31Oh yeah? Well, no then.
10:33I'll have to keep thinking.
10:34It's getting dark here, you'll see, Takeshi.
10:36At Humor Amarillo we are concerned with current news.
10:42That's why we're going to discuss it in the Burger News.
10:46Big news!
10:48You can't walk down the street anymore, don't worry.
10:51We open our newscast with a shocking piece of news.
10:54Some poor wretch went out on the street today and grabbed a bad burger and doubled over.
11:00I'm standing!
11:01And we continue with this month's unemployment data.
11:04There is one less unemployed person.
11:06But not because they have counterwork, but because they have worked hard and do not have to work anymore.
11:11I want to buy a flat!
11:12On the other hand, access to housing is becoming increasingly complicated.
11:16Because when you get into a mortgage, this is what happens to you.
11:19Fall into the water and swim in the mud of interest rates.
11:22I say there is a lot of corruption!
11:25This man is brave.
11:26He has decided to speak out against urban planning corruption.
11:30Unfortunately, this is what happens to the brave.
11:32Come on, talk!
11:35And what do you say about climate change, huh?
11:37We don't carry the world, a thousand little things!
11:39The latest news indicates that at this rate we'll wipe out the world in 20 years.
11:45Well, this man has charged in just his body in 5 seconds.
11:48Equality for geeks!
11:49Hundreds of demonstrations are taking place where geeks are demanding the same rights as normal people.
11:55Well, you now have the right to pineapple, which is an important step forward.
12:01Pensions must be raised!
12:03This man complains that his current pension doesn't even cover half a month's wages.
12:07You're right, he hasn't even made it halfway through the burgers.
12:11But let's talk to this poor pensioner.
12:13So he never takes his wife out to dinner.
12:17Well, once we see we can go to the burger, yes.
12:19Oh, that's cool?
12:20Yes, sometimes we go to an expensive restaurant and have a simpa.
12:24A simpa?
12:25Yeah, we ran out without paying, you know?
12:27The simpa.
12:28Ah!
12:29That's illegal!
12:30You knew that, didn't you?
12:31Well, let the pensions go up, damn it!
12:33Look how clever the guy is!
12:36More culture and less trash TV!
12:38Many voices, like this girl's, have been raised to ask people to read more,
12:43that he goes to museums more and that they don't hit each other on TV.
12:46Look, outside of here they hug like that, it ruins our business.
12:49Today's news leads me to comment that all these contestants have been eliminated.
12:54Come on, thank the news.
12:56Here we go.
12:57Thank you, current affairs!
13:06And we arrived at the Humor Amarillo racetrack, where you could win a lot of money by betting.
13:10Yes, we have changed this test.
13:12It is now interactive.
13:13You bet money from home.
13:15You can bet by calling 444 Humor Amarillo.
13:18Tell me, and saying a number from 1 to 6.
13:21Don't bet on the 6, eh, it's a very old horse and very punished.
13:25We already warned you.
13:26I'm going to die!
13:28The race begins.
13:29Let it be known that we told you not to bet on 6.
13:32And let's go with the first calls we're receiving.
13:34Hi, friend.
13:35Who do you want to bet on?
13:37For the one who goes first thing in the morning, the green of the 4th.
13:39All right, buddy.
13:40We wish you the best of luck.
13:41Hey, this isn't morning, is it?
13:43I'm risking my entire paycheck.
13:44If my wife catches me, she'll kill me.
13:47No, my friend.
13:47Everything here is clean and legal.
13:49Oh, okay.
13:50Listen, I see that the 4 is losing.
13:51Can I change the bet?
13:53No, my friend.
13:53The bet is made only once.
13:55It can't be changed.
13:56Damn.
13:574, that's unfortunate.
13:58Runs.
13:59My goodness, I've lost everything I have.
14:01And now what do I do?
14:02Well, my friend, I'm going to bet on the next race.
14:04Let's hope he has better luck.
14:05Oh, okay.
14:06Well, I'm going to bet on the children's savings.
14:08It's not much, but it'll do.
14:09Okay.
14:10But first let's see the photo finish,
14:11in which it is clear that he has lost his bet.
14:14Because the 4th came the second.
14:16Yes, yes.
14:16I already knew that.
14:17But let's move on to the next race.
14:18Come on.
14:19I have a monkey.
14:20I'm hooked.
14:20That I am a gambling addict.
14:22Well, look, my friend.
14:23Here are the 6 horses that are going to run.
14:25Now, look closely at their faces,
14:26because the face is the reflection of the horse.
14:29Oh, I don't know which one to choose.
14:30Ah, yes.
14:31The 5, which looks like a zebra.
14:32Let's run!
14:34Come on, 5, run.
14:35That the future of my children is at stake.
14:37Well, not bad, my betting friend.
14:39The 5 is second, only behind the 6.
14:41But, didn't you say that the 6th was a big package?
14:44That was in the previous race, my friend.
14:46Now the horses have changed.
14:47It's a super close race.
14:49He's nervous, my friend.
14:50The fact that?
14:51That he is nervous about the race.
14:53No, I was just channel surfing.
14:55I say, while the horses arrive,
14:56I'm going to see what's on the other channels.
14:58Well, I have to tell you that your horse, number 5, has won.
15:01He has won.
15:02Well, well, I've made a fortune.
15:03I am rich.
15:04Thanks, horse 5.
15:05Just a moment, just a moment,
15:06that we have to see the photo finish.
15:07And there we clearly see that the first one has been number 1.
15:10Sorry, buddy.
15:11He has lost.
15:12You have misled me.
15:13Well this is a 9-0-5.
15:15Take the photo and get the invoice.
15:16Here I am with everyone affected by the horse racing scam.
15:20They have lost everything they have.
15:21That's why they beg.
15:22Give us back our money!
15:25Well, it seems there's no luck.
15:26If you want, the complaints office is over there.
15:29You can go and file your complaint.
15:31Come on, throw.
15:32You too, kid.
15:33There goes a gang of scammed people.
15:36They are poor now, but they remain in good spirits.
15:39See you later, friends!
15:40See you later, Pepe!
15:46Takesi, tell me!
15:47What if she's been poisoned?
15:49Okay, I'll process the scenario.
15:51The carcass has traces of mud on the goat.
15:54Very interesting.
15:57I think it's the crucial clue in the case.
16:01Right, dead man?
16:02The victim bet with his fellow henchmen
16:09that he could resist under the mud for more than three seconds.
16:12Don't leave me four, eh!
16:13I'm drowning, please!
16:15But the henchmen got carried away.
16:17and they left it for more than three seconds.
16:18Three and a half.
16:19What started out as a fun bet.
16:22It ended in tragedy.
16:23Please, not again!
16:26Come on, you bastard!
16:28Get fed up!
16:29I lost the bet, okay.
16:30I'll pay you each one euro, but don't kill me!
16:33Come on, give him five seconds now!
16:36But then why isn't it dirty?
16:38Because he did it before he died.
16:40Right, dead man?
16:42But well, as I see that you are fussy,
16:44I'm going to tell you another theory I have.
16:46The murderers were horses.
16:51How come I didn't think of this before?
16:54Please, little horses!
16:56They only insult you because you didn't win at the racetrack.
16:59and because of you I lost all my savings.
17:02No, don't save me any more!
17:03You're going to dislodge me!
17:05Oh, please!
17:06Oh, thank you, thank you!
17:08But, but what are you going to do now!
17:10No, don't take me!
17:11I'm going home now!
17:12And if that's the case, take the bus!
17:14It's okay, I have a bonus!
17:15Yes, yes, yes!
17:17So it happened.
17:18It wasn't the horses!
17:21So who was it?
17:22I just don't remember.
17:23With death my memory has gone.
17:25Seriously, you dead people are useless, huh?
17:27You neither work nor look good,
17:29you don't even remember anything.
17:32Hello, pirates!
17:33Hello, animals!
17:34Let's play Pinky's How Many Birds!
17:37Today we launch a new test
17:38in which the contestants will have to demonstrate
17:40your knowledge about Pinky Winky.
17:43Come on, say hello, say hello!
17:45And the questions about Pinky's life begin.
17:48Let's see, pirates!
17:50This one you see on screen was my first album.
17:52I'm a scoundrel, I'm a pirate.
17:54But tell me, how many songs did this album have,
17:57including the bonus track?
17:58AND?
17:59It's a very easy question.
18:01Everyone knows that Pinky's first album
18:02had nine songs.
18:04All of them are international pop superhits.
18:08This man has stayed put.
18:10It's obvious he never bought a Pinky record.
18:13The winner is number four.
18:15Are you happy, kid?
18:17He takes care of you with his fingers, you bastard.
18:19Second question.
18:19How many records did I sell from my second LP?
18:22Pirate of the Mediterranean Sea?
18:24What am I going to do if I was born a pirate of the Mediterranean Sea?
18:29Well, it was a very successful album.
18:31It sold no less than 16 copies.
18:34That today in the times we live in,
18:35with piracy it's not bad at all.
18:37Look carefully at the photo and tell me,
18:40How many stripes did the polo shirt I'm wearing on the cover of this album have?
18:42called Pirates Creates Hits?
18:45It's a complicated question.
18:47The white hands have stopped.
18:4988?
18:50How many stripes, Pinky?
18:51A quieter one, pirate.
18:53Let's see, how much money did I make with my fourth album?
18:55Sweetheart, pirate!
18:57Please answer me in euros, okay?
18:58Pinky must have made a fortune with that record.
19:00Look at that, the guy earned 12 euros with that job.
19:04It's an answer that everyone knew.
19:06because the figures appeared in a magazine
19:07and there was a big scandal.
19:09Come on, kid!
19:10Say hello to the camera!
19:11I just want to say that you are the greatest, Pinky,
19:13Not Elvie, not Holy Gretchen, not Vanilla Ice,
19:16nor Glenn Medeiros.
19:17You are the greatest King,
19:19of Besh or of Besh.
19:20And this is the last question.
19:22How many people came to the pirate super concert?
19:24not even to say goodbye to the world of music?
19:27It was packed.
19:28There were two people.
19:29Pinky's father and mother, specifically.
19:32It doesn't surprise me that he retired from the world of singing.
19:34and get into whatever this guy is doing now.
19:38I love you, brother!
19:39I love you!
19:39It's mine yours!
19:40Please, it's mine yours!
19:44Look, I don't know any answers.
19:46The striped one was a piece of cake.
19:47Let's say that next time
19:49We will study more about Pinky Winky's life.
19:52Let's go!
19:53Come on, you have to read Pinky Winky!
19:56And now we move on to our cooking section.
19:57Today we will learn how to make contestant tataki
20:01on spring rolls
20:02with soft cream of screams.
20:05Let's cook!
20:07Please don't eat me!
20:09Oh, Pintrafilla, how delicious you'll be with a little wasabi!
20:12The first thing we have to do with the contestants
20:14is to knead them a little
20:16and put them in water.
20:17And then comes the secret touch.
20:20Come on, Pintrafilla, tell them what the secret touch is!
20:23You have to dress up as a mouse while you cook!
20:26Yes, we know it may seem a little ridiculous,
20:29but without costumes we cannot move forward.
20:31And don't even think about taking off your suit,
20:33What did this girl do, huh?
20:34That the plate doesn't come out.
20:36You also have to add a little spice
20:37to give it flavor.
20:39Indeed, as this woman has told us,
20:41you have to add spice.
20:43Well, how are you, girl?
20:45Do they bite a lot?
20:45Did we overdo it with the spice or what?
20:47Oh, how am I supposed to do it, please!
20:50How itchy!
20:51With a little bit of parsley, much better.
20:53Come on, Pintrafilla, add some parsley, add some!
20:55Now that we have the food almost ready,
20:58It only remains to present it well, that is, to plate it.
21:01And I say,
21:01what better to plate
21:03that a beautiful fall of the contestant.
21:05Oh, I served myself!
21:07I want to try the recipe now, huh?
21:09Come on, let's do something.
21:10If you get over the rolls, you can try the food.
21:13But if not, you become part of the plate.
21:15and you will be swallowed up by another.
21:17Excellent!
21:18This kid with those banderillas
21:20It will look very nice presented on the plate.
21:22I have a mask, so I'm no good, huh?
21:25Indeed, for our dish
21:26we have to discard the contestants in bad condition
21:29because they can upset diners.
21:31And this one looks like it's expired,
21:33so we're going to let it happen.
21:35Pintrafilla!
21:35You're the sauce, aren't you!
21:37Here I go!
21:38Let's put the scream sauce on it!
21:40And attention, there was the sauce.
21:43How delicious, please!
21:45It has been a complete success, it has turned out great.
21:48If you don't get it right, try again.
21:50This contestant has told a great truth.
21:52If you see that the dish is terrible
21:54and there is no one to eat it,
21:55throw it away and start over.
21:57As this contestant has done,
21:59that is going to start from the beginning again.
22:00And if you see that it still doesn't work out,
22:03leave it, because later those who eat the plate
22:05they can beat you up.
22:07We repeat the steps to make the contestants' tataki.
22:11You knead them, you bathe them, you put them on a plate,
22:14They put the scream sauce on it
22:16and ready to serve.
22:18The dish looks more or less like this.
22:20Look how good it looks, it's delicious.
22:23And here I am with those who are not capable
22:25nor to prepare a frozen pizza.
22:27Come on, everyone say,
22:28next time I'll leave the kitchen
22:29and I will order takeout.
22:32We'll order food!
22:34Cosmetic surgery programs are in fashion.
22:36That's why we've jumped on the bandwagon.
22:38and today we launch ours.
22:41Cannon change.
22:42Operations at full speed.
22:46And trafillas, with this ball and that bridge
22:48We are going to leave you as good as new.
22:50We are the pirate surgeons!
22:53We do legal, but cheap operations!
22:55With our barrel change method
22:59we are going to leave them made some...
23:01Handsome pirates!
23:05To change!
23:07I am not at all happy with my physique.
23:10Welcome to Cambio Cañonal,
23:12the program where we completely changed
23:13the physique of people
23:15so that they may have a fuller and happier life.
23:17A group of prestigious surgeons are in charge of these.
23:20called the pirate trio.
23:22This man has just entered the operating room
23:24and begins to notice changes in his anatomy.
23:26I wanted a new face and there it is.
23:29I also wanted us to raise her cheekbones a little.
23:31and that we fix his teeth.
23:33We're going to make your dreams come true, come on.
23:35There it is, new cheekbones and teeth.
23:38Since your operation is already over,
23:39This man should leave the operating room.
23:41But he wants something more.
23:43Well, this is not allowed.
23:45But come on, as we are inaugurating this program today,
23:47we will give you everything you ask for.
23:49Come on, kid, pirate, what do you want, pirate?
23:53I want liposuction and new lips, please.
23:58I'm going to leave you as good as new, pirate, as good as new.
24:00Our team of pirate surgeons is preparing to perform liposuction on you.
24:05and remove this man's unsightly love handles.
24:09Let's see, let's see.
24:11All right, love handles out.
24:13And now we move on to the lips, which are going to be brand new.
24:16They have been inflated, but well.
24:18Now they look like Esther Cañada's.
24:20He is a new man and completely happy.
24:22I want to fix my nose, please.
24:24Hey, it's ugly Cudeiro who has come to fix his face!
24:28Yes, the ugly Cudeiro has a slightly aquiline nose.
24:31and would like them to make a thinner one.
24:34The operation is not simple and will be very painful for the boy.
24:37But hey, he's used to the pain.
24:39The operation consists of two parts.
24:42First the pirates throw a ball at the nacasones of the ugly Cudeiro
24:45so that he lowers his head.
24:47And then...
24:49Wow! New nose!
24:51Yes! The ugly Cudeiro is dead!
24:55But don't be alarmed because the beautiful Cudeiro has been born.
24:58Look at him, with that new nose he's going to sweep the ladies off their feet.
25:01Please! I want to be a curvy girl!
25:04This girl's case is especially dramatic.
25:06Her boyfriend has given her an ultimatum.
25:08Either she gets surgery and gets curves or she leaves them.
25:11The boyfriend is the one in the photo who is holding the girl.
25:13And as you can see, the one who needs the cannonball change is him, not her.
25:17The pirates have studied the case and have decided to lift her butt and shape her hips.
25:22Here, you little pill! There goes the anesthetic!
25:24You'll feel so much better with this! Here!
25:26Once anesthetized, the cannon change begins.
25:30The girl couldn't bear the pain of the first few hits and seemed to have lain down on her shin to rest.
25:37Tani is going to give him an extra dose of anesthesia so he can more easily endure everything that's coming his way.
25:44Here, you piltrofilla! Grab the anesthetic!
25:49Easy, pirates! Easy, please, eh! You're so rude! I said easy!
25:54Well, it has been poured into radical change!
25:56The operation to lift the girl's bottom is going well.
26:00Although it seems like he's not having a very good time now.
26:02Hey! You've got a long way to go! I just can't take it anymore, please!
26:07Listen carefully, woman. This is Dr. Pinky speaking!
26:10If you want the operation to go smoothly, join in!
26:14And look them straight in the eye. Otherwise, I can't do it like this, really, right? I can't do it like this!
26:18Oh my goodness, that hurts! Oh, my ass, please leave it alone! It's perfect now!
26:23But look, pirate, two more cannon shots and you're almost ready!
26:27Oh my goodness! Oh!
26:30Tani! Tani, give me some more anesthetic, please!
26:34Oh my goodness, titracilla! Let's see if I can, you're so far away!
26:37It just doesn't catch my eye!
26:39Oh, not again! Not going through the same thing again!
26:42Tani, throw it to me, please! Come on, you can do it!
26:45And now my stupid boyfriend catches on! I'm going to appeal to his brain, for being so shallow!
26:51Pirate, if you stay still first, I'll put your butt on my shoulders, okay? I'm telling you now!
26:55And you all shut up! I'm going to report you to the Ministry of Health! I'm sure none of you are real doctors!
27:01Well, pirate, you don't have to be a genius for that.
27:04Well, you little rascal, do your part, let's see if you can catch this one.
27:07Please! I'm happy with my body now! The operation is over, okay?
27:11Okay, okay! Oops, I missed it, pirate!
27:15You bastards! I told you to stop! I don't want to have surgery anymore!
27:19And now comes the moral, the pirate moral!
27:21Yes, boys and girls, today's pirate moral is this.
27:25Better a bad and known physique than a good and unknown one.
27:29Keep your physique, don't get surgery, because what is happening to this girl can happen to you,
27:34who almost didn't live to tell the tale, and who after the operation realized that he was no better person,
27:40but a more painful person.
27:42Pirate, come back, come back! I still have to give you a few points in your waist!
27:48And here come today's two winners.
27:50You'll see, Piltrofilla, you're going to flip out over the awards display, huh?
27:54Also, as if the two of you are going to play more.
27:56Of course, there isn't much left after all that we've caught, but oh well.
28:00Do you want to go collect your awards, boys?
28:03Yes or no!
28:04Yeah!
28:05I'm going to give you a prize, the joke.
28:07To the showcase!
28:09And this is what the winners took home: a batch of local products.
28:13Better than the primitive, let's go.
28:17Takeshi, I'm thinking, what if it was suicide?
28:21I don't think so.
28:22But wait, I just had a much better idea.
28:25With suicide!
28:26The guy liked extreme sports, so he would tie a piece of wood to it and stand next to a ramp so a motorcycle could jump over it.
28:35Yeah, but the bike didn't do anything to him.
28:46What if it was a car?
28:47What brand?
28:48If the brand we have nothing.
28:51And the registration?
28:52Without her we'll never find the killer, Junior.
28:54But I have it.
28:55Yeah?
28:56Yeah, I think I got it, Junior.
28:59The guy liked extreme sports, so he would tie a piece of wood to the side of a ramp so a car could jump over it.
29:06So, what do you think? Am I the world's greatest detective or not?
29:18Let me be the only one who is the case.
29:20There's going to be a piece missing from this puzzle, Trakeshi.
29:22What puzzle? What are you talking about, Junior?
29:26It will be a way of speaking, like they do in the movies.
29:29What movie?
29:29In the silence of the lambs.
29:32There you go, Junior. Let's cut this guy open, like Aníbal Leclerc did.
29:36Inside your body we will find the answers.
29:41Are you sure that's true?
29:46He has killed himself.
29:47So it was an accident.
29:49Yes, Junior.
29:52I solved it myself, right?
29:53Let it be noted in the report.
29:54I solved it myself.
29:56Just me.
29:57Or as they say in Japanese...
29:58Oh, pirates! How handsome he was when he was young!
30:00Although I'm not so bad now either.
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