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00:00In the previous program of Humor Amarillo...
00:04Takeshi wanted to become a cult film director and started shooting a horror movie.
00:09Since he's not going to win any Oscars with that film, he decides to hold his own awards ceremony to present them himself.
00:16But at the gala, apart from awarding the best film of the year, and so that it is not so obvious that it is a scam by Takeshi,
00:22The four best contestants in the history of Humor Amarillo will be chosen.
00:26They will be chosen from a list of the 100 that stood out the most.
00:29Those who gave their lives in every test.
00:31Those who sacrificed themselves to make us laugh.
00:34Those who discovered secrets that were very hidden.
00:38Those who never walked again.
00:40Those who made us dance to the rhythm of the music.
00:48And those who were just very pathetic.
00:52Welcome to the big Humor Amarillo awards gala, part 2!
01:18Well, there are three films nominated in the best film category.
01:24Next we will see the first of them.
01:26A masterpiece directed by my friend Takeshi Kitano and starring a young talent, Junior.
01:32I mean, me.
01:33Let's watch Zatoichi, the Blind Samurai.
01:35Junior, get into the role, you wretch.
01:38I have a lot at stake in this movie.
01:39I want to win the award for best film.
01:41I should have played Zatoichi.
01:43And why haven't you done it?
01:44You'll know later.
01:45Well, let's shoot the scene where you get attacked by bandits.
01:48Have you learned the script?
01:49Of course yes!
01:50Well, lights, camera, action.
01:52There's Zatoichi!
01:54Let's finish him off!
01:55Very bad, Junior.
01:57You have opened your eyes and you are blind.
01:59So you're going to put on this mask so they can't see anything at all.
02:03Go on!
02:04And now, come on, action.
02:06Damn bandits!
02:10Even though I am blind, I know perfectly well where you are going to attack me.
02:13Prepare to taste my steel!
02:22Good!
02:22Let's be positive!
02:23Takesi!
02:24This thing about me being cut off wasn't in the script.
02:26End!
02:27That movie came to me alone.
02:30Don't laugh at that emptiness, it's very good.
02:31Oh, I forgot!
02:34We have a jury there to give out the awards!
02:36If they don't give it to me, it's going to be a real mess, huh?
02:38Don't worry, Takesi, they already know.
02:40Hello, jury!
02:43And hello to you too, ladies in the audience.
02:46When will I get the prize?
02:47Then, Takesi, now we have to see the best yellow humor contestants.
02:51We begin with the nominees in the surfing category.
02:54This girl has been selected not for dressing up as a schoolgirl and showing us her panties,
02:59but because of the blow he got against the nipple.
03:01Although the thing about the schoolgirl and the panties also had a lot of influence when choosing her.
03:05At number 53, we have this jovial young girl.
03:09I dedicate this award to my mother! Hello, Mom!
03:12This happy person thought she had already won the prize,
03:14so she went straight to pick it up.
03:17The nipple was thought to be like an Oscar, and the unfortunate woman took it.
03:20He later realized that it was a poisoned prize.
03:24I'll pass!
03:25This athletic young man moved the audience with his beautiful story.
03:28He bet a friend 5 euros that he could pass this test.
03:31The first nipple was almost dislocated, and what's worse, he almost lost 5 euros.
03:36But he kept going, and since no one encouraged him, he encouraged himself.
03:40For that reason, for his desire to pass the test, for a pitiful 5 euro bet, he deserves to be among the best.
03:45Saco, he owes me 5 euros!
03:47Did you like it, Tani?
03:49You rascal, take a shower once in a while!
03:51This girl did not have a physique that we could call very attractive.
03:54But don't look at the outside and look inside.
03:57Inside, there's a woman willing to give it her all to win a prize in yellow humor.
04:03Long live Minnie Mouse!
04:05Long live Piltrafilla!
04:06This young girl thought she had come to Euro Disney, and suddenly she started noticing strange things.
04:11Because in this amusement park, instead of Mickey and Pluto, I was in the pirate duo.
04:16Forget Mickey and Pluto!
04:17Ijo something in us!
04:19Oh! That must be the little mermaid! Hello, little mermaid!
04:22Oh, no! Here's Cinderella's punishment, I want to see it!
04:26Oh! Wow, how Euro Disney has changed!
04:29This is worthless now!
04:32I've fallen in love!
04:33And pay attention, because with number 57 we find a woman who starred in a wonderful love story.
04:39A woman who fell madly in love with yellow humor, the program, we mean.
04:44And she decided to stay and live here, with him, forever.
04:46It was what you would call love at first sight.
04:49She fell in love with his nipples, and he liked her nipples too.
04:54It was an impossible relationship, as Tania warned the girl.
04:57He's going to hurt you, Piltrafilla! He's a real bad guy! He hurts human beings!
05:01She was convinced that Humor Amarillo was the love of her life, and she set out to consummate the relationship.
05:08And indeed he did. He did, but in a brutal way.
05:12And although it was her first time and it hurt a little, she really liked it.
05:18I'm Bruce Wayne, that is, Batman, I'm Batman.
05:21Since Alfred, his butler, was washing his suit, Bruce had to wear that shirt, which is his secondary uniform.
05:27Bruce Wayne was super happy competing in yellow humor, but suddenly he heard a girl's cries for help.
05:33Help, Batman! Some bad guys are attacking me!
05:35Oh, here I go! Oh my goodness, what a blow he gave me!
05:39Robin, you helped me, my wretch!
05:41I am a pine tree!
06:04And we continue with our look at the best contestants in the deadly pinball test.
06:09Number 59 is a classic, the pine man.
06:13He was a man who was not very well in the head, and he believed he was a pine tree, and he chose precisely this test to stand firm and grow.
06:21Then he realized that the fertilizer smells awful, and he couldn't stand it even two seconds planted.
06:25Shout, daughter!
06:26This father and daughter duo showed us how much they loved each other.
06:32Come on, damn it!
06:34Come running, you idiot!
06:36And the filial paternal love continues.
06:39Move your ass, you bastard! The ball's coming down! Come down now, daddy!
06:43But where does it go down?
06:44Over there!
06:46You see, it's not thanks to me!
06:48Thanks to you! You'll see when you get hooked!
06:50I want to be like Beyoncé!
06:52Humor amarillo is the place where people's dreams come true.
06:55And this girl came here to fulfill hers.
06:58She wanted to become a singer and be the next Beyoncé.
07:01And well, it's true that dreams come true here, but only halfway.
07:06That is, we turned her into Beyoncé.
07:08Although it didn't turn out exactly the same, exactly the same.
07:11But hey, less in nothing, right, girl?
07:14Oh, how Beyoncé looks!
07:17I bet I look like a fool! I bet I do! I bet I look like a Spaniard!
07:19Judging by his face, this kid didn't seem to have much brainpower.
07:22In fact, we thought it was a bit borderline.
07:25But appearances are always deceiving, because despite his silly appearance, he fooled us all.
07:31For a second.
07:32Well, the kid, despite his limitations, tried.
07:35So let's give him a big round of applause.
07:37Hey, what were you saying about the last contestant, Aunt Buena?
07:44Who looks a lot like you.
07:45I've taken her silly to your face.
07:47Wow! I thought I was going to do it tonight.
07:49And you, many together, what do you say?
07:51Well, this is a bore.
07:53But girl, don't be like that, the gala is cool.
07:55They told me there was going to be a free marra, but I didn't know it was water.
07:58I love pineapple, that's true, Tani, I like it.
08:03Come on, let's go, to the circuit!
08:04We enter the Hirohito circuit with a serious candidate to be the best contestant in history.
08:10And this kid had a head start.
08:12He is a sadomasochist and loves to get hit.
08:14For him, his participation in the program was already a prize,
08:18because he didn't expect to take all the hits he did.
08:21He is the only contestant who has hit all the obstacles,
08:24with all the giant balls, and still wanted more.
08:28Please give me more! Oh, how nice!
08:31That ball gave her an instant orgasm.
08:33And since he didn't want the test to end, he asked Animal and Juanito to slap him.
08:38Open the cage, I'm going to make you purple, you wretch, you vicious person!
08:42Do you remember me?
08:43Well, the truth is, not now.
08:45Hey, who is this, number 64?
08:47Well... I don't remember very well, with so many contestants who have passed through here...
08:52But I think, I swear, that she's that girl whose head was blown off by a ball.
08:56His brains were flying out.
08:58Oh, that woman! Of course! How did she fall for it?
09:00Ah, well no, it isn't.
09:02Hey, Juanito, ask him who he is, we don't remember.
09:05Woman in a flower dress! They're asking who you are!
09:08What did you do on the show?!
09:10There you go, there you go. It's the one that fell apart on the dolly.
09:13She spread her legs like a pepona doll.
09:15Oh, well, not either.
09:17And isn't it that mythical one that the three aliens randomly linked at the same time?
09:21Oh, the one they left in a coma forever! Of course, of course!
09:25Ah, well no, this one got hit a bit, but it was a pretty weak one.
09:28But who the hell is this girl!
09:30I know, it's one that took a pretty weak hit.
09:34This one snuck in, you scoundrel!
09:35He'll be the best contestant ever! Of course he will!
09:40This disciple of Captain America came to Humor Amarillo with a specific purpose.
09:44To be awarded as the best contestant in history?
09:48That's why he studied the blow he was going to deliver a lot.
09:50That ball wasn't much, so he decided to keep going looking for a shot that would make him
09:55more damage, which would launch him to the Olympus of Fame.
09:58And then it became clear to him.
09:59He accelerated and jumped, and at that very moment a giant ball hit him full on,
10:04the blow would be spectacular.
10:05Said and done, the crash was glorious.
10:08Although we'll see if it helps you win an award, my friend, because there's a lot of competition.
10:12I've got the devil's number!
10:13No, no, you're missing a 6,000th trafilla!
10:15And now we're going to see the three contestants selected for the I Want to Be Like Speeder test.
10:20This girl made it into the top 100 for three reasons.
10:23For not wanting to let go of the vine...
10:25Because of the headbutt he made against the wall...
10:27And for that funny way his body was left.
10:30This one was chosen because it attempted a double somersault that was doomed to fail...
10:35...from the beginning.
10:37I have a plan!
10:38And the third girl appears here today because the heist that was going to happen was carefully prepared.
10:44It was a five-star bag.
10:46In fact, if we had put a mattress there, he would have died.
10:49My goodness, I saw my life flash before my eyes!
10:53Takeshi, what a look that adult has, thief.
10:56Well, now we move on to the best film category.
10:58The second nominated film is an action spectacle...
11:02...with a large dose of drama directed by Takeshi Kitano.
11:04It's great!
11:06And you can say it like it is, it's Satoichi 2, the return of the samurai.
11:10We're going to shoot the second part, Junior.
11:12In this one your character, Satoichi, takes revenge on the bandits who killed him.
11:16Hey, the swords were a fake hour, weren't they?
11:18Yes, of course, Junior. Don't worry.
11:20By the way, in addition to bandits, you are now attacked by ninjas.
11:22Ninjas?
11:23Yes, I just changed the script.
11:25But then what do I say?
11:26Same, same as in the first part.
11:28Damned bandits, even though I'm blind, I know perfectly well where you're going to attack me.
11:33Get ready to try...
11:35Oh!
11:35The couple was not there.
11:37Ah!
11:38They are the children who attack me from behind.
11:41Wretches!
11:43Takeshi!
11:44They really hit me!
11:45These children are from the Stanislavski method.
11:48Learn from it, you bastard!
11:49But they hurt me!
11:51Let's see, let's see, let me see.
11:53But what the heck, that's not a bump at all!
11:56I don't want to act anymore!
11:57End!
11:58Let's dance!
12:20And with this man, who has been assigned the number of love,
12:23We begin our review of the best contestants in the Nakasone Canyons.
12:27He is a father who came with his son to compete and promised him one thing.
12:31That he would dance on the bridge, although the boy expected a slightly more lively dance.
12:36But dance, daddy!
12:37You told me you were going to do the Moonwalker!
12:39And that's not even a dance!
12:41The father tried to please his son, but nothing he did pleased him.
12:45Come on, dance, you bastard!
12:47Move like Bisbal!
12:49Come on, if you want, I'll sing for you and you dance!
12:51Hail Mary, when will she be mine?
12:54The father tried to do the Bisbalian turn and fell into the net.
12:57The son's look of contempt said it all.
13:00I have very fine skin!
13:01And a contestant with millions of fans enters the scene.
13:05A woman who was very concerned about taking care of her face and therefore used a multitude of potions.
13:10But in the canyons we teach him that the best way to get a good complexion is not creams,
13:15but a good ball in the whole jerolo.
13:17The girl didn't even need Botox, because not a single muscle in her face ever moved again.
13:23In the replay we can see that it hurt a little, to be honest.
13:26And at number 71 we find the golden ball.
13:28Because not only the contestants received blows, she suffered her share too.
13:32Like this time, when they hit him full on.
13:35And although the contestant tried to save her, she went straight to the ICU.
13:39This man was coming from shopping and was carrying it in his bundle.
13:42He was calmly crossing the bridge that led to his home when suddenly they started shooting at him.
13:49He didn't understand anything and ran away thinking,
13:51Oh my goodness, if I don't bring the steaks home on time, my wife will kill me!
13:55So he passed the test and became a yellow comedy contestant without any reason.
13:59It really left me speechless!
14:01The number 73 is worn by this cheerleader with beautiful legs.
14:04For that very reason, because they were beautiful, the pirate duo went straight for them.
14:08Wait! Not to the legs! Anywhere but the legs!
14:12Dear friend, we don't obey anyone's orders! We are indomitable!
14:16Oh, you bastards! I need my legs to work!
14:19Oh, yeah? Well, have another one, darling, here!
14:22Oh, you're going to leave my legs covered in bruises!
14:25Go on, have another one, thief! We know you really like it deep down!
14:29That's it! You've had enough fun! Now stop!
14:32The pirate duo lost count of the number of balls they hit the girl's butt.
14:36And they even managed to lift her skirt with the impacts.
14:39At least they don't rule their heads!
14:40Oh, pirate, don't cry! We're doing it for you!
14:44So you can win the prize for best contestant!
14:47Wait, don't go! We'll give you the tip!
14:50These are steps of other peoples! These are steps!
14:53Mommy, chop, chop!
14:56Many parents brought their children to have a yellow Moor stamped on them,
14:59But few suffered as much as this boy, who almost lost his nacasones on the seesaw of death.
15:04Or like this girl, who with her ultrasonic screams...
15:07She couldn't get her mother to come to her defense on the ironing board.
15:11Now the poor girl is afraid of giant birds.
15:13Shout with me!
15:14But without a doubt, the child who had the worst time was this one.
15:18We were in the pile driver, the test where the father has to remove the pieces
15:22while his son jumps to avoid the blow.
15:24And tragedy struck.
15:25Son, I want you to know something! This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you!
15:30Animal! Pirate, you almost killed him!
15:34Come on, look, it's breaking!
15:35The one who was also about to split in two was Takeshi Kitano himself,
15:39for behaving like a child.
15:41We are in one of the first yellow comedy programs,
15:43in the duel test at the rising sun.
15:46Takeshi had decided that he had to teach his henchmen a lesson and, at the same time, the contestant.
15:50But what he didn't know was that the plane he had boarded was a toy.
15:54He had thought about flying over the area and throwing a couple of bombs at the contestant,
15:57But when he discovered that this was impossible, it was too late.
16:00Despite everything, Takeshi tried to get the plane to take off until the last moment.
16:04Let's fly!
16:06Oh!
16:07Hey, please don't repeat this again, this hurts a lot.
16:12Ouch! Mayday, Mayday! Red leader down!
16:16Please send a rescue team.
16:18I jumped on purpose, eh, for the record.
16:20And continuing with the children, we have not forgotten this man.
16:24Apart from the fact that it does not rise more than a foot from the ground,
16:26In the yellow humor karaoke he brought out the child in him to dance.
16:29A true example for the elders of the house.
16:31Come on, sing, champion!
16:33Here I go!
16:34I have a mouse that has gotten into my pants.
16:37I look at the sky and say, gosh, I'm going to get bitten by a big house.
16:42It's mouse rock.
16:44It's mouse rock.
16:46Mouse Rock, ye!
16:48We later discovered that what the lyrics of the song said was true.
16:52He had a mouse in his underwear.
16:53That's why he moved like that.
16:55And that's why when the music ended, the dirty guy couldn't stop moving.
16:59But stay there, kid!
17:00Here, to calm you down!
17:02Oh, thank you, thank you!
17:04Should I keep singing?
17:05No, no, no, leave it!
17:06The X Factor judges have decided that we have to kill you for the good of humanity.
17:10But since we are pacifists, we are only going to do this to you.
17:14Come on, take this, Tran!
17:14You're going to save a fortune on eyeshadow, kid.
17:17Great eyeshadow!
17:19Come on, go home and sleep it off!
17:21Payment, Juanita, clap a little, please!
17:24Professor Azaco, what did you think of the dance?
17:26Great!
17:27But the truth is that I recognize that it was me who taught him to dance.
17:29We knew it, Professor Azaco!
17:31Junior, why are you ashamed of being a teacher?
17:33But the dance is cool!
17:34But I don't have to say that it's not exactly the dance I taught her, my most sophisticated one.
17:38What was her dance like?
17:39Naked!
17:40You have to see that naked, showing everything to him.
17:42Enough!
17:43But let him finish you, yes.
17:45I can't, Junior.
17:46Well, that's a shame.
17:47Don't insist, Junior.
17:48But why?
17:49Because look, I was imagining Professor Azaco naked and almost soon.
17:52And do you want to add anything to this debate?
17:54Well yes, we wanted to say that you should get on with the program and stop talking nonsense.
17:59What a silly thing to come now, pintacillas!
18:01The legendary Cudeiro chinazo!
18:03To the gate!
18:05The chinazo Cudeiro is this evil beast.
18:07That he didn't kick the bucket on the show, but rather two days later, as a result of banging his head against a door.
18:14Against that specific door.
18:16Because he didn't just hit once, he hit several times.
18:19The thing is that Chinese Cudeiro wasn't too smart, to be honest.
18:23Holy shit, that's outrageous! That paper is so hard!
18:26No, you big rock! No, you paper! It's blocked up! Try another one, man! Try another one! The one next door!
18:32With which one? With her?
18:33Yes, that one! Come on, give it a go!
18:35I'm coming for you door.
18:37Leave it! That one's blocked up too!
18:39Hey, if I knock, will they let me in?
18:41No, you big china! To the one on the left!
18:43Yes, yes! On my finger! On my finger!
18:45And thanks to the advice of his older brothers, the Chinese Cudeiro finally succeeded.
18:50Wow, what a strange door! Here, door!
18:53How funny! He killed the little samurai!
18:55And surprisingly, what the Chinese Cudeiro couldn't achieve, this skinny guy did.
18:59Animal! A wooden door is being ripped out by the roots!
19:02Oh, gosh! I didn't know I was so strong!
19:06That's right! I can't feel this shoulder! I can't feel it!
19:10And it's not that he held back much strength, it's that this contestant was simply suicidal.
19:16And having fractured his shoulder with such a blow from the club didn't make him change his tactics.
19:21If I had found another bad door, we would probably have had to go to a funeral.
19:25But luckily, he almost reached the finish line.
19:29Of course, we had to pay the doctor's bill ourselves.
19:32I'm going!
19:33But the worst of all was that it created a school.
19:36Among all the kamikazes who passed through the doors we have chosen this man,
19:40who is not related to Naranjito, although he may seem so because of how distant he is.
19:43He charged at the little samurai with a headbutt.
19:46It's the advantage of those without a neck.
19:48Or they have it wedged in, like this man, who isn't afraid of losing it.
19:52I'm a figure, what do you think?
19:54Well, me more!
19:55And we end this tour through the doors with a kamikaze who, by chance, turned into a murderer.
20:00The kamikaze thing was clear from the beginning,
20:03But when he crossed paths with the little samurai, he knocked him down.
20:07Could he have died? Let's see.
20:10Oh, no!
20:10Run, Forres, run!
20:12It must also be said that thanks to this rebound, the chicken managed to move on to the next phase.
20:16But leaving behind a trail of chaos and destruction.
20:20Oh, they've killed me!
20:25And how could we forget the unforgettable moments of the sliding bowl,
20:47and better known as...
20:48Thanks to Don Bracoco, we have been able to see moments like this.
20:57If the contestant had been more concerned about not falling off the bowl than singing Don Bracoco,
21:02would never have gotten into this magnificent lettuce.
21:05How fun is this!
21:06Much funnier is what happened to me!
21:09This poor girl, confused because the pirate owl had not sung Don Bracoco to her,
21:17he forgot what he had to do.
21:19But he completely forgot.
21:21Let's see, let's see if I remember...
21:24Oh yes, I had to go up on the bowl!
21:26But leaving the ass out, right?
21:29Oh no, wait, the ass had to be put inside, but only a little bit.
21:32Ah, no, the whole ass, the whole ass goes.
21:34Oh, mother, I'm falling!
21:35Oh, now I remember!
21:37What you had to do was get inside the bowl,
21:40but get inside the bowl from below.
21:42Oh, how well I won!
21:44This is the crazy frog!
21:46Indeed, at La Rana Loca we also experienced unforgettable moments.
21:49Tani, help me, please!
21:51Pitrafilla, I can see that bullying weighs on you!
21:53Wow, how nice! I have one of these at home.
21:55No, Pitrafilla, it's not what it looks like, it's a water gun.
21:58Oh, okay, okay! Oh, that's right!
22:00Well, don't smile so much, this is starting now.
22:02The mechanics of this test were very simple.
22:05The contestants just had to knock down the pink bat.
22:09That is, while the frog did not stop moving.
22:11And the contestant kept screaming, like in this case.
22:18Between the screams and the movements it may seem like something else,
22:22But this test is suitable for everyone, really.
22:24With Lorsal 86 we even have radical environmentalists.
22:27A woman concerned about the ozone layer, taking care of plants, and all that stuff.
22:33And this is what happens when you give a water gun to an environmental extremist,
22:38that waters everything.
22:39Look, Pitrafilla, it's getting me wet!
22:40In his hands the water pistol transformed into a water machine gun.
22:45Pitrafilla, you're getting me lost!
22:47The environmentalist went crazy watering, that is to say, she was like a watering can,
22:51and in the end he killed the poor pink bat, who was not to blame for anything.
22:55However, in his defense we will say that when the test was over,
22:59He gently got off the frog, and his first words were for the poor little animal.
23:04Where is it, I'm going to do it to guok?
23:06Instead, the death of this cuckoo, from the test to a Chinese flew over the cuckoo's nest,
23:11was heavily criticized by environmentalists.
23:13And yet his death was quick and painless.
23:16A blow to the back of the head and the chicken was dry.
23:19Who's in charge here?
23:20Dad!
23:20At number 88 is this father and son, who had no problem showing their differences in public.
23:28Son, pass it to me! Pass it to me, I'm alone!
23:30Pass it to me! Come on, pass it to me! Pass it to me now!
23:32Here, daddy!
23:33Well, I don't want her anymore.
23:34Then I'll keep it!
23:36Wait, wait, I'm leaving!
23:37Come on, I'm going to make a break down the wing!
23:39I run!
23:40Come on, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me, but pass it to me, pass it to me, pass it to me!
23:46Here, daddy, they've got me! I'll pass it to you!
23:48It's funny, isn't it? You're a sucker!
23:51And also, big head, take that, big head.
23:53Gently, please.
23:55But, pirate, why have you taken us?
23:57This woman waited for us to do a snow special to come to Humor Amarillo.
24:02I thought the snow would be soft and less damage would be done.
24:05Big mistake.
24:06Oh my goodness! The snow is killing itself!
24:08I'm not afraid! Ra, ra, ra!
24:10Although he was terrified, this man tried to overcome this ordeal as best he could.
24:15He had to get to the top of the hill while Takeshi's henchmen threw giant chestnuts at him.
24:21But you know what happens when you get chestnuts thrown at you.
24:25That you'll most likely end up getting hit hard.
24:27Look, kid! There goes the crash!
24:30Seven broken teeth, a broken collarbone, and a permanent cervical injury.
24:35It's what you call a real chestnut.
24:38Almost as painful as what this unfortunate man suffered at the burgers in the snow.
24:43Thank goodness she had put on a girdle, otherwise...
24:47Junior, I'm bored!
24:48But Takeshi, if the show is super fun, let's party!
24:51Hey, why don't we put on a movie?
24:53I get you now, I know where you're going.
24:55Let's see the third nominated film.
24:57Zatoichi 3, the twilight of the samurai.
25:00Junior, it's going to be tougher now, huh?
25:01Even harder?
25:02Yes, Zatoichi has to face some bandits.
25:04But that's what I've done in the other parts.
25:06You'll see how it doesn't work, action!
25:09Damn bandits, you're not going to play me this time.
25:12You're going to taste my steel, because now I have eyes in the back of my head.
25:16And I see that there is no one behind me.
25:18I have you under control.
25:20Prepared to die!
25:21Oops, my eyes just got blown out!
25:26I'm dying!
25:26I'm dying!
25:27Well, well, I'm going to get some water for my family, who are humble farmers.
25:32and we don't have a tap.
25:33Oops!
25:34The water has become filled with microbes again.
25:36Damn it in ten!
25:37Get out of here, microbe!
25:39Get out, microbe!
25:40Die!
25:41End!
25:41Well, swear, which movie do we give the award to?
25:45Well, look, Junior, I think the three of them reflect the samurai's identity very well.
25:49It is a beautiful metaphor for the blindness of contemporary man.
25:52Yeah, yeah.
25:53And it's also very violent.
25:54Very good, very good.
25:55Well, look, since she didn't understand anything, we're going to give the prize to all three of them.
25:58It's to Expo.
25:59What do you think, Takeshi?
26:00I expected it, it was a given.
26:01And since we're in a geeky mood, let's take a look at the geekiest moments of Humor Amarillo.
26:06Because the show is already geeky like that, but there are some very geeky moments.
26:12We start the best geeky moments with the cakes.
26:15It's cottage cheese!
26:16Did you like it?
26:17We continued with the turtle race, where parents and children could share their geeky side.
26:22Oh my goodness!
26:23What is your mother going to eat for you?
26:24You're a little fat!
26:25Another geeky moment was when Junior dressed up as an endangered bear.
26:30And it became extinct.
26:31Alas, I have become extinct!
26:33In the playful neighborhood, the children had three chances to stop their parents from going into the water.
26:38Almost all of them failed.
26:39And we were so geeky that we even played the famous game of rock, paper, scissors.
26:43You've scammed me!
26:44The stone is invincible!
26:45Nobody can beat him!
26:46In the geeky tests, we even dared to break with tradition.
26:50We turned sumo into a butt fight.
26:53And we also made our own geeky tribute to Star Wars.
26:58He killed me!
26:59Like Darth Vader at the end!
27:00In a burst of ingenuity, we achieved something unprecedented on television.
27:04Playing tug-of-war with...
27:05A cow!
27:06And we finish our review of the top 100 with one of the geekiest hits.
27:10There's a reason this test was called surfing with death.
27:12It's time to meet the winners of the Yellow Humor Gala!
27:18I won!
27:18Already!
27:19But apart from Takeshi the best are...
27:21I'm the best!
27:22Okay, okay, Takeshi!
27:23Or how are you?
27:26After Takeshi, who else has won?
27:28In fourth place was the prize for the most messed-up contestant in the history of Humor Amarillo,
27:33V is for Victoria, who is a pathetic guy.
27:37Although I didn't find it very funny, to be honest.
27:40Just for that breadcrumbly face he would deserve the award.
27:42But he also knew how to take pringadez or pringuismo to unknown limits.
27:47And now my mom.
27:49The one with the weird hairstyle, right, Junior?
27:50Yes, that one.
27:51She's going to give the award for the best death.
27:53Whenever you want, mommy!
27:55Go!
27:55This has been chosen unanimously.
27:58The award for the most painful moment.
28:01And even more deadly is the death of China Cudeira.
28:07No!
28:08You have killed China Cudeira!
28:11Now we're going to get a little dirty, aren't we, Professor Azaco?
28:14Yes, yes, of course.
28:16The award for the hottest moment in Yellow Humor goes to the girl in the labyrinth.
28:20Good choice, professor!
28:22This woman, who was able to throw a party in the labyrinth,
28:26she deservedly takes the prize for the hottest one.
28:29How much vice he had, really!
28:32It's my turn, Pintracillas.
28:33In this envelope is the number one issue of Humor Amarillo.
28:37Read it now, Tani!
28:38You really like being the protagonist!
28:40The award for the best character in the history of Humor Amarillo has been
28:43for the most handsome guy on the entire show,
28:45the incredible General Tani.
28:48But, Tani, it says there that he is the sexy contestant.
28:50Go on, you don't have a morrotunina!
28:52You caught me, it's true, the sexy contestant won.
28:54Words are unnecessary.
28:55You are the best sexy contestant!
29:12Well, that's all.
29:20All that remains to be said is that the winners will receive a truss as a prize.
29:23No, Junior, the truss is for me.
29:25So they don't take anything.
29:26Just our eternal gratitude, that means a lot, right?
29:29Come on, see you later!
29:32Hey, Junior, can you help me put it on my truss?
29:34Or as they say in Japanese,
29:36Wow, we should have given him a prize.
29:38to the Humor Amarillo announcers too!
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