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00:00Would you like this contestant to take a big fall?
00:05Do you want us to put a new test today?
00:09Or maybe you'd rather watch a bullfight?
00:13Ask with that little mouth that you command!
00:30Humor Amarillo viewers! We're going to tell you one thing!
00:41We make this program just for you.
00:44And today you are going to decide what comes out of the program.
00:47You just have to send an email to humoramarillo.com
00:51and everything you ask for will come true.
00:53Think carefully about your messages, because today...
00:56You decide what you want to see!
00:57Attention, we have the first email!
01:00Josemari from Murcia tells us
01:01Hello friends!
01:02I want the contestants to be presented with one of them up in a tree.
01:05and it would also be cool if Tani touched a contestant's tits.
01:10Little mites!
01:10An old Sony monk once told me
01:13that we must give the public what it wants.
01:15Be taxed to give it your all!
01:16Whatever you ask for!
01:19How obedient they are!
01:22Hey you!
01:23Be careful not to get the tea on your head!
01:27Because you're not Spiderman, are you?
01:28No, I wish I did.
01:30How did you get up there?
01:31My best friend was a monkey who taught me how to do these things.
01:34It was cool!
01:35What kind of monkey?
01:36He was a horny monkey!
01:38Ah, he got your relationship!
01:39Hello, miss!
01:42How are you?
01:43Please stand up so we can see you.
01:45This is the panther woman, guys!
01:48Let me hear your breasts!
01:51Oh, a spectator asked me to touch them for you!
01:53But I don't want to!
01:54Let it be known, let it be known!
01:55Now do it, sir!
01:56Phew!
01:58I'm getting like a horny monkey!
02:00Come on!
02:00Now go everyone!
02:03Good luck!
02:03And while this was happening, we received another message.
02:07It's from Fer de Guadalajara who says
02:09Hey geeks, please kick Pepe Libistón off the show.
02:11I can't handle him and the caravan thing.
02:13Hello! I'm Pepe Libistón's replacement.
02:16I don't know what happened to him, but I'm super happy to be able to work.
02:19So I'm going to do some really cool reports.
02:20Look, follow me.
02:22Here they are building a new test of the program.
02:25Look at that huge excavator.
02:26This is a major undertaking, huh?
02:28The test consists of a contestant getting into this hole
02:31and then they throw giant stones at him.
02:33And he has to survive.
02:34How cool is that?
02:35I think it's a great idea.
02:42Wow, they could have told me the test was up and running.
02:47Mari from Alicante writes
02:49How are you?
02:49What I want is for you to do a new test.
02:51called slippers and you play the song of the crazy man of the same title.
02:55Okay, Mari, so here we have the test prepared.
02:57Look what sneakers are.
02:59The operation is very simple.
03:00The contestants have to take a pair, go through that slippery terrain
03:04and reach the goal.
03:06The bad thing is that there are shoes that are comfortable and others that are not so comfortable.
03:10To the shoe!
03:11I want to walk into your place wearing sneakers that don't get the wrong kind of looks when I walk by.
03:16I'm tired of always the same thing, the same story and I want a change.
03:21I feel sorry for so much nonsense, I want a little bit of normality.
03:26But look at me and I'm crazy, I can't even see any space.
03:30By the way, we need to clarify why there has been a lot of confusion.
03:54that these sneakers are not designed by Manolo Blanick, even if it seems that way.
03:58No, they're from Takeshi's private sneaker collection, which he lent us for this test.
04:03I honestly don't know which one to choose.
04:06Oh, yes, yes! Because of those Esparto!
04:08Yes, those too, but the blue star model is definitely cans that are handled with ropes,
04:13to comfort and avant-garde design.
04:15Well, Mari, I hope you're happy to see your wish come true,
04:19but this is the last time we're going to do this test.
04:21We want to win the TP de Oro and with these crazy things it's going to be difficult.
04:25By the way, we take this opportunity to say that we are nominated for the TP de Oro
04:29and if you want you can vote for us, but only if you want.
04:31We're not going to force anyone, okay?
04:33We don't like to be told later,
04:36You have won, but because you force people to vote.
04:39Damn, look, I told you before that I liked those Esparto slippers,
04:42But seeing this girl I'm realizing that they are very pretty, but they are not practical at all.
04:46The can model is a thousand times better.
04:48Run, run, sir, run, the test is almost over!
04:52Pull, pull, you bastard!
04:54Hey, hello, beautiful, how are you?
04:55Do you need help? Can I lend a hand?
04:58What's wrong with you, woman?
05:00That's the end of the test!
05:01But don't cry!
05:02You lost, but you get those sneakers as a consolation prize!
05:05Don't you think they're cool?
05:07So why are you crying?
05:08Because they're not my number.
05:09And 96 contestants who have made their shoes shine for the class and continue competing in today's interactive program.
05:15Look how lucky I am!
05:17What I found.
05:19These are shoes that were left behind during the test.
05:22A very expensive model.
05:23It's always been my dream to have one like this, but I couldn't afford it.
05:26Plus, they just happen to be my number.
05:29Now I'm going to pour a little water on them and they'll be as good as new, listen.
05:31But it's not cloudy!
05:42How come it started raining?
05:45We're surfing on the ironing board and we're going to keep doing whatever the viewers ask for.
05:50Juanma de Toledo wants all the contestants to fight in this test, and he also wants them to hurt each other a lot.
05:56Wow, Juanma, you're a little cruel, but hey, you guys are in charge.
05:58I totally agree with you, Juanma. Let's see if we can get some of them to the hospital.
06:06Let's surf!
06:09I'm going to win!
06:11To get what Juanma asked us for, we played a little trick.
06:15We told this girl that the nipple would rise as she passed and let her pass.
06:19And that's how we managed to get a good beating.
06:23You haven't fooled me, have you?
06:25We told this idiot that the board has glue on it and that he'll stay stuck to it.
06:30It was true, except for the fact that instead of glue we used oil, but it's the same thing.
06:34You can't beat me!
06:36True, we're going to have problems with this one because he's a world surfing champion.
06:40What do we do? It has to fall. The audience wanted it that way.
06:44We don't like to resort to it, but when all else fails, we have to.
06:48Too many together, scare him!
06:49Watch out, many meetings with those scares should make a scary movie!
06:53The killer India from outer space!
06:56I'm bad!
06:57No, don't get me wrong. It's nothing personal.
07:00It's all the same to us whether you pass or you punch, but the viewers have asked for the latter.
07:05So stop messing around and get in the water, man.
07:07It's just that, really, the contestants, how few collaborators they are, eh?
07:12I am good!
07:13Okay, since you're good, we'll try to make your hit not too painful.
07:17Oops!
07:18We're sorry.
07:20Next contestant!
07:21Be careful, you'll kill yourself!
07:22March, young man!
07:23This spirited guy comes from a high on a mountain, so we won't have to do anything to get him to bite.
07:28Because the truth is that their physical and mental abilities are very, very diminished.
07:34Well, I don't know, huh?
07:35But I think this guy already had diminished abilities the day he was born.
07:40Look, what I was telling you.
07:43I want to protest this!
07:45This contestant is very angry because he doesn't like the viewers deciding his future.
07:50Man, his future was breaking his neck against the shore.
07:54And you've avoided it, so don't complain so much.
07:56But let's talk to him.
07:59How are you doing?
08:00Well, very annoying.
08:01How bad I dare say!
08:03I hate that viewers are so mean.
08:05I'm so cruel, viewers!
08:07Very cruel, very bad.
08:09Good vibes!
08:10We put super glue on this guy's board so he stays stuck.
08:14This way we made sure that he couldn't jump and that he would eat the nipple with the thorns and all.
08:19All the way inside.
08:21But be careful, okay?
08:22That repeats.
08:22It might make you feel a little sick.
08:26I'm a manager!
08:27Wait a minute, what do we do?
08:28A manager of four.
08:29If pineapple gets angry with us anyway.
08:31We are faced with a very complicated decision.
08:34What do we do?
08:34Save the executive or fulfill the wishes of our viewers?
08:37Look, it really hurts my heart to say this, but...
08:40But the audience comes first.
08:42So we are very sorry, manager.
08:44And we continue with the messages.
08:46Almudena from Madrid tells us...
08:47Hello, my friends!
08:48It would be super cool if Junior and Animal formed a tired, fairy-tale style comedy duo.
08:53Hey!
08:54What's up, Animal?
08:55Come on!
08:55I'm here to make you laugh!
08:57Come on, let's get started with the little act.
08:58But don't make it too long, okay, Junior?
08:59Takesi!
09:00I'm just not sure I know how to do it.
09:02That's cool, man!
09:03Don't get stage fright now!
09:04Come here, Junior!
09:06Come here!
09:07Come on, let the humor begin!
09:08Come on!
09:09How are you?
09:11How are you?
09:12Let's do the roommate sketch.
09:15Animal and I are partners.
09:16And he never cleans.
09:17And it smells awful.
09:18I just don't like it at all, huh?
09:20Okay, okay, I'm not telling you.
09:21I'm going to tell you an anecdote that happened to me the other day, okay?
09:24I was there with a girl, jumping on her like I'm going to hit you.
09:27And then I imagined that his face was yours.
09:30And the whole thing was cut short because the guy is super ugly.
09:33The guy has a goat face.
09:35Come on, I fell apart.
09:36I don't like that either!
09:40How much something funny killed you, come on!
09:42Okay, okay, a joke.
09:44Do you know why Animal doesn't use the computer?
09:46Because he is afraid of the mouse.
09:47Because the silly guy thinks the mouse is one of those mice that bite.
09:50And since he's such a hick...
09:51You bastards, you're not funny at all!
09:57This has been fun, guys!
09:59And while we look at the head of the Irohito circuit, let's read another of the similes that has reached us.
10:09Elena from Edenia wants only celebrities to participate in this event.
10:12He doesn't care what class they are as long as they are famous.
10:15That's done, Elena.
10:17I'm famous and my father is bald!
10:19If I see a celebrity, I'm going to bite her, but good!
10:28Who needs celebrities when you have us, huh?
10:33How cool I am!
10:35I will win this race!
10:36To the circuit!
10:37Elena had asked us for celebrities and we have fulfilled her request.
10:40Because this is Carlos Saiz, although you had already recognized him, I suppose.
10:44The world rally champion, Luis Moya's best friend, and one of the unluckiest guys in the world.
10:49Oh, look how unlucky I was, eh!
10:51I think he must have done something bad in another life, because if not, I can't explain the bad luck he had.
10:55Let's forget about the past, because your luck is about to change.
10:58Carlos is determined to finish this circuit as a champion.
11:02He only competes against the little pink robot, which is above the scenery.
11:05The robot has a Japanese engine, so it shouldn't be underestimated either.
11:08Look, Carlos, how he controls, how he brakes and accelerates to avoid the balls,
11:12how he hooks onto the rope and presses the accelerator to reach the finish line.
11:15Wow, Carlos! See, you're not so unlucky.
11:18But, Carlos! Carlos! Try to start it! Carlos! Try to start it!
11:22He is certainly a downer, he did well to withdraw.
11:27My name is Betty.
11:28Yes, it's her, Ugly Betty. The aliens let her pass because they're fans of her show.
11:33But the giant rock, since it doesn't watch TV and doesn't know who she is, has no compassion for her.
11:38You know, it's the typical story of the ugly duckling that turns into a headless duckling.
11:44They call me Peter!
11:45And his last name is Sellers. He's Peter Sellers, the legendary actor who played Inspector Cruzón.
11:50in the Pink Panther movies.
11:52No one has ever known how to fall like he did.
11:54Did he have a knack for pine cones? Look at that knack.
11:57It's still the number one in stupid falls and stumbles.
12:00Come for me, come for me!
12:03And we continue with the parade of celebrities.
12:05This is Batista, one of the best Pressing Catch fighters.
12:08He has finished off the alien without blinking, but he still has several opponents left to take down.
12:12before putting on the champion's belt.
12:15The first of them is Juanito Calici, whom he completely ignores.
12:18It's just that he doesn't want to hurt her because he likes her.
12:21I didn't know WWE wrestlers had such good hearts.
12:25Yes, they do. Those who don't are those giant pole-throwing aliens.
12:29Batista prepares to jump on the vine.
12:31He's almost there. Cheer up, Batista! Cheer up! You can do it!
12:35And then...
12:37But, Batista, what happened?
12:39Let's talk to him to find out.
12:41I fell, I fell. I was so close. I was so close to passing.
12:45This is worse than losing to Booker King.
12:47Oh, what a great sorrow I have!
12:49Let it all out, Batista! Cry, cry, man!
12:52Let's swim!
12:53The next famous contestant is swimmer David Meca.
12:56He has swum across the Strait of Gibraltar.
12:59He also swam from Alcatraz prison to San Francisco Bay.
13:03And if all of the above weren't enough, he did 60 laps without a break in his home pool.
13:07Yes, he is an expert on aquatic issues, but today he is out of his depth.
13:12So his great skills on the ground are of little use to him.
13:16David is on the right track, although the little pink robot has just overtaken him.
13:20Run, David, run! Move your legs like they're swimming!
13:24You have been able to withstand the attack of jellyfish and sharks.
13:27You can get through this. I'm sure you can!
13:30The alarm sounds. Balls fly around.
13:33David, I can't stand the tension. It's all mixed up there!
13:36He dives headfirst into the water.
13:38That's where it's really nice, man.
13:41I make documentaries!
13:43Man, that's Michael Moore! The director of films like Bowling for Columbine.
13:47Michael is a specialist in reporting unfair situations.
13:50Such as unmarked steps.
13:52He also made a film about the problems of mattresses that don't vote well.
13:57But his most famous documentary, the one that made history, the one that broke the canons,
14:03It was the one in which he investigated the vandals who destroy the sets of television programs.
14:08Damn, so much reporting, reporting, but you just killed one!
14:11They're so sorry! Michael wants to apologize!
14:16Come on, Michael, tell the prop guys you're really sorry, come on!
14:19Don't come any closer or I'll kill him, okay?
14:21Come on, stop shaking your head and apologize, okay?
14:23Listen, I'm so sorry. It feels good, I've destroyed that piece of cork.
14:26Do you accept his apology? Maybe you'll feel better if you kick him in the ass.
14:31Come on, hit him!
14:32I'm thinking somewhere else, aren't I?
14:34Michael, get out of here, they're working on you!
14:35And sixty-seven contestants are still alive just to fulfill the viewers' wishes.
14:44Hello, do you know what I discovered? That there is an echo in this forest.
14:48Look, I'll give you a demonstration. Here I go.
14:52Silly!
14:54And you, idiot!
14:57How strange, but he talks to me!
14:59Who are you?!
15:00And you?!
15:01You're a silly echo!
15:04Ah, yes, well I am the echo!
15:05What are you doing insulting me, you wretch?
15:08Insult me now! Go on, insult me!
15:10Say it, cool guy, I'll rip your head off!
15:12No, he doesn't insult anyone!
15:14You're going to find out, you bastard!
15:17Chino DJ Diviza tells us...
15:18Hello, music friends!
15:20Let's chat a little and discuss a test with the song Dame, Dame by Abba playing in the background.
15:24You'll see what a party!
15:26Well, because you loved Jabba, the yellow humor version of Dami, Dami.
15:30The orchestra is already playing and now all that's missing are our angelic voices.
15:38To the song!
15:40Give me, give me, give me a lot of hits, someone who breaks their spine.
15:48Give me, give me, give me a lot of blows, until nightfall, watching the whole day pineapple.
15:54I like the song!
15:57Well wait, what's next, kid!
16:00This part will sound like Madonna, but she copied it from Lorde Abba, right?
16:03Come on, now after the violins we come in.
16:06Here I go, come on!
16:08Sing, boys!
16:12Gimme, gimme, gimme a lot of punches, breaking your back, it's pretty cool.
16:19Give me, give me, give me a lot of blows, until nightfall, watching the whole day pineapple.
16:27Give me, give me, give me a lot of hits, please, yes.
16:35Give me, give me, give me a lot of hits, come on, give me.
16:42I don't like this song!
16:48Yeah, kid, and if I were in your shoes I wouldn't be amused either,
16:51because I would know that I was going to get into a terrible mess.
16:54But now comes the best part, open your ears.
16:56Give me, give me, give me a lot of hits,
17:00someone who falls and could be killed.
17:04Give me, give me, give me a lot of hits,
17:08It's time to stop singing.
17:12Good heavens, thank goodness we're not in the music world.
17:15because we would be more finished than Juan and Junior.
17:17But first, let's show this girl the reality of things.
17:23You look so cute, huh!
17:25Don't be mean, man!
17:26Take a good look at yourself, take a good look at yourself!
17:28Wait, I'm going to get ready a bit, come on.
17:29I was going to ask you a question,
17:31But since the truth is that I can't think of any,
17:33Well, look at yourself in the mirror more, come on.
17:38Antón de Zaragoza is complaining, enough is enough, man.
17:40I've bored you with the same tests.
17:42If I add a new one, I'll stop watching the show.
17:44What a lot of order!
17:46It's not worth getting so upset about, is it?
17:48Now comes a new test!
17:49Brought to you by Space Pirates!
17:53Head north, captain!
17:56At the express request of a friendly spectator,
17:59We are launching this piece of evidence today
18:00that we have been preparing for months.
18:02What does it consist of?
18:03Well, look, kid, you give that pill a push,
18:06You get on top and have to reach the finish line without falling.
18:09And we put the two pirates with a broom
18:11to spice up the test.
18:13And what is your name?
18:14Oh, well now that this good woman asks,
18:16Haven't we given this test a name?
18:18We were so busy thinking about it
18:20that we forget that little detail.
18:22But let's do a little brainstorming among ourselves now.
18:24and we looked for a name for it.
18:25What do you think of Human Tokens?
18:27No, I don't see it right now.
18:28And the pirate brooms?
18:29That's the worst thing I've ever heard!
18:31I have a name!
18:33Ah, well, let it go, mate,
18:34that we are a bit stuck.
18:36Let's see, tell us what name has sprouted
18:38from that wonderful little head.
18:39Hit your mother on the head with the commas, pirate!
18:42It's no good, we need something simpler and more impactful.
18:45The snowy forest of terror!
18:46No, that title sounds like something from a bad B-movie.
18:49Look, I've come up with one.
18:50Pirates, tokens and other things to put in.
18:53Look, let's interview this girl.
18:54And while I tell you a few things.
18:56You have a spectacular look!
18:57Yes I know!
18:58So eat the camera with your eyes!
19:00Come on, eat it!
19:01Wow, you're a camera eater!
19:03And now let's dance to get the food down, come on!
19:08I can't do this, eh!
19:09Wow, the contestants are already starting to complain!
19:12They say they can't participate in a test without a name.
19:14because then they hit at the first opportunity.
19:16Hit the coconut, man!
19:18Come on, I'll rack my brains!
19:19Oh, I got it!
19:21Yes of course!
19:22Pirates are ahead of the game
19:23to clear the road of snow
19:25and so the contestant falls more easily.
19:27But what about the title?
19:28I have no idea about the title, but I just don't understand it.
19:30what those two were doing with a broom sweeping the set.
19:35I'm a snowball!
19:37That's it, that's it!
19:38Big snowball!
19:39Clear!
19:40The contestants are like a tiny snowball
19:42that as it falls down the mountain
19:44It drags more and more snow
19:46and turns into a big snowball
19:48that falls.
19:49Look, I'm thinking that no matter how hard I try to get excited
19:51Big Snowball is a crappy title.
19:54I know!
19:54But it was to end this torture once and for all!
19:56I have no strength!
19:58If it's any consolation,
19:59to us after thinking for two minutes
20:01a title for this test
20:03we have no strength left either.
20:04But wait, the space pirate is going to give you a push.
20:07that he is a good person.
20:08And what do you think of the title?
20:09Pirates are honest people.
20:11Pirates are honest people.
20:13Come on, leave him, let him finish the test.
20:15Well, while we repeat the best moment of the test
20:18nameless, let's read a nice email.
20:21Manolete de Córdoba wants us to put on a bullfight
20:24because according to him, bullfighting
20:25is marginalized in this program.
20:27Well, here it goes.
20:34Come on, I'm going to give you a break, bull!
20:51Ole!
20:53I am the best bullfighter in the world.
20:55That's why I wear the championship belt.
20:57I was never caught behind my back.
20:59as it happens to Manolete.
21:00Oh, you wretch!
21:01Sorry, Mr. Bullfighter.
21:02Jesus of Cuenca exclaims.
21:04I can't stand the commentators.
21:05I'd rather listen to a robot
21:07rather than put up with his unfunny jokes.
21:09A warm hug from a fan.
21:11Let's get on with it!
21:12Party, party!
21:14Hello, I'm the yellow humor robot commentator
21:16and I have a spark that sparks.
21:18These are the spring rolls.
21:20What a mess this chick has taken.
21:23I am the Chinese from Cudea.
21:25It is the Cudeíno Chinese.
21:26Come on, Chinese, you can do it.
21:28You've been my idol since I was just zeros and ones.
21:30No, you have killed the Chinese Cudeíno.
21:35Machines feel us!
21:36Be careful not to insult the machines, kid.
21:39because one day we will rule the world
21:41and you will end up worse off than today.
21:42I am miserable.
21:44Do you know Robocop?
21:46He was a distant cousin of mine,
21:47but lately I've lost track of him a bit.
21:50I think she married the short-circuit robot.
21:53They made good couples.
21:54Don't cry, little one?
21:55Yo, robot!
21:57No, me, robot.
21:58Your human person.
21:59I, higher entity.
22:00I put the clumsy and clumsy pineapple in the rolls.
22:05Long live the pirates!
22:06I don't understand.
22:07What did he mean by pirates?
22:09My hard drive does not contain that strange word, pirates.
22:13Here I go!
22:14Jo, he's wearing a UV series sweatshirt.
22:17How cool!
22:17I want one, although on closer inspection.
22:19I don't care,
22:20because I'm a robot and I can't wear clothes.
22:22I'll pass!
22:23I don't think you'll pass, kid,
22:25because I have put a virus in your system.
22:28How bad they are!
22:28Please!
22:32I come from Spain!
22:33The Spanish are very funny.
22:35I just bite them.
22:36Ha ha ha.
22:37I'm laughing my head off.
22:39Let's dance!
22:40I'm depressed.
22:41This thing about commenting on yellow humor is nonsense.
22:44When I was little I wanted to be like Termineto.
22:47If my father saw me,
22:48which was a kitchen robot,
22:49would relegate me.
22:51And on top of that, the human is over the moon.
22:54What a hottie!
22:55I would ask her out,
22:56but I'm sure he'll ignore me.
22:58The truth is that humans sometimes turn me on,
23:01you already know,
23:01a little horny.
23:03I think I'm going to log off,
23:04that I'm fuming.
23:07Look, look.
23:08Is this your boyfriend?
23:09I don't know this guy at all.
23:11You look strange!
23:13Well, voyeur,
23:13get away from me.
23:14It's that many sounds haunt me,
23:16You know?
23:16But I have fallen in love with you,
23:18Pepe Libby's replacement.
23:19Touch me,
23:20touch me!
23:21You make me so angry.
23:23Night falls on the yellow comedy set
23:25and about the 19 losers who are still alive.
23:28Hello,
23:29I have been told that in this lake
23:31you can fish for tuna.
23:32And I thought about getting one.
23:33to invite the girl to dinner
23:35that I just hooked up.
23:36What are you doing here?
23:38I'm a lake guard!
23:40This is private property,
23:41kid,
23:41you can't pass here.
23:43Oh really?
23:43Yeah.
23:44I wanted to catch a tuna.
23:45to invite a girl to dinner.
23:47Could you turn a blind eye?
23:48and let me fish?
23:49See if you see any.
23:50Come on.
23:50Have?
23:55Well, I don't see anything.
23:55This is very dark, huh?
23:57I think I see one there.
23:58Well, go grab it.
24:00Strip!
24:01Do you have it?
24:04Don't tell me you missed it!
24:06and fish!
24:08Well yes!
24:09And now we murder!
24:12It's about to begin
24:13the big chopstick
24:14and the email competitions
24:15of the spectators
24:16they accumulate on us.
24:17So let's comply
24:18the audience's wishes
24:19at discretion,
24:20non-stop, hey,
24:21one after the other.
24:22Come on!
24:23Go for it!
24:23Come on, read them all!
24:25Yes, but neither do you.
24:26you get nervous now,
24:27Hey, kid?
24:28You see yourself throwing yourself
24:29while we read email.
24:30Come on.
24:31Let's see.
24:32Raúl from Tenerife
24:33wants the next contestant
24:35do a strictiz live.
24:37And a ham!
24:39The truth is that
24:39I understand your refusal.
24:41Anyway,
24:42even if you had accepted,
24:43we couldn't have broadcast it
24:44because of the time and stuff.
24:46But then for sure
24:46that someone posted it on the Internet.
24:48What is certain
24:48that hang on the Internet
24:49this is it.
24:51Move your butt!
24:52Cris from Barcelona
24:53wants this crush
24:54is stamped
24:54against the mat.
24:56Oh, Cris!
24:57How sadistic you are!
24:58Come on!
24:59Wow!
24:59Let your wish come true!
25:00Come on!
25:02Following!
25:04That's me!
25:05No, I didn't mean
25:06to the next contestant,
25:07but to the following email.
25:09Let's see,
25:09Patricia Salamanca
25:10wants animals to compete.
25:12Yeah,
25:13and I that I
25:13They give out 500 euro bills.
25:15But that's it
25:15it just can't be.
25:16Look, Patricia,
25:17the closest thing we have
25:18to an animal is
25:19this.
25:20I'm a dolphin!
25:21A dolphin?
25:22A dolphin?
25:23So go back to the sea
25:24from where you never should have
25:25have left.
25:26Dolphin!
25:26But don't come to the surface, okay?
25:30Dive in and visit
25:31the depths!
25:33I like them
25:34the dolphins!
25:35I like them more
25:36the contestants
25:37that are thrown
25:37directly into the water
25:38without even doing
25:39demand
25:40and try to overcome
25:40the test.
25:41Those are the best,
25:42without a doubt.
25:45Keep up the emails, right?
25:46Ah, yes, yes,
25:47that had left us
25:48the pot.
25:48Sorry, sorry.
25:49The Bilbao ranch
25:50wants,
25:50if it's not too much to ask,
25:51if it's not a bother,
25:52if it doesn't cost us
25:53a lot of effort.
25:53But come on,
25:54Let it out now, man,
25:55I'm impatient.
25:56Well, nothing,
25:56What do you want us to interview?
25:57to this wretch?
26:00How did it go?
26:01Good,
26:01I have passed.
26:02It's been cool.
26:03I've left everything
26:04and I fell on the mat.
26:07But that's a lie.
26:08Yes, no, man,
26:09that it seemed that I had left
26:10into the water,
26:11but I won.
26:13Stunned,
26:13that there is a camera recording.
26:14What have you seen?
26:15what have you done?
26:16I give you 100 euros
26:16and erase that tape, okay?
26:18Deal.
26:20Hello, Fonda Norte!
26:23Oh, it seems we are
26:24in the final
26:25of the Champions League.
26:26Well,
26:27the Champions League
26:27of pathetic contestants.
26:30I am very happy
26:31for competing!
26:32This man has arrived
26:33to the heart
26:33of hundreds of spectators
26:34that they ask us
26:35in your emails
26:36that we let him pass.
26:37There we feel it,
26:38that the messages
26:39they have arrived too late.
26:40It's that lately
26:41the internet is terrible.
26:42I'll tell you!
26:43Let's see,
26:44I wanted another message
26:44of those who are
26:45in the inbox.
26:47Anabelín from Cartagena
26:48says
26:48that he would love
26:50that we read
26:50the message
26:51that has sent us
26:52her best friend,
26:53Inma.
26:53Well,
26:54Well, come on.
26:55From message to message
26:56and I read because I have to.
26:58In turn,
26:59Inma asks us
26:59a very simple thing,
27:00that someone competes
27:01in the canyons
27:01of a large house
27:02and may it be remembered
27:03forever.
27:04He asks for nothing,
27:05aunt.
27:05To the point!
27:07I will be remembered!
27:09I see that there has been
27:09a small misunderstanding.
27:11This geek
27:12think what will happen
27:13to the annals
27:13of history
27:14Yellow Humor
27:14like a mythical contestant,
27:16like someone
27:17that he got
27:17overcome the canyons
27:18in a glorious way,
27:19but it is not like that.
27:21No,
27:21will be remembered
27:22for this reason.
27:25Yeah,
27:25Nobody said
27:26to be remembered
27:27it were easy.
27:28We have left you
27:28without a nose,
27:29We know it,
27:29but it could have been
27:30much worse.
27:31Come on,
27:31stop hurting
27:32and moves forward,
27:33that we still have you
27:33to give a little more,
27:35that this is nothing more
27:35that the beginning.
27:37And think that the worst
27:37It's not that it hurts you that much,
27:39but to see how he laughs
27:40the whole world of you.
27:41The contestant
27:42gets up
27:42with difficulty.
27:43Now he has learned
27:44the lesson
27:45and the uncle
27:46protects the head
27:47with his arm.
27:48Well then
27:48he is shot
27:49the waterline
27:50and wing,
27:50problem solved.
27:52My mother,
27:52my mother,
27:53they are leaving him
27:54the ass
27:54of the same color
27:55of the helmet he wears.
27:57Oh,
27:57poor,
27:58just lost
27:58a slipper.
28:00Come on,
28:00come on,
28:00geeky uncle,
28:01that is on the right track.
28:02Maybe if you keep going like this
28:03be remembered
28:04forever.
28:05The poor wretch
28:06is incorporated
28:07as can
28:08and now
28:08has learned his lesson.
28:09He's not going to get up
28:11so that they don't give it to him
28:11more hits
28:12in the ass.
28:13Hey,
28:13that's cheating,
28:14Tani,
28:15it's cheating,
28:16tell him something.
28:17And attention
28:17because the contestant
28:19has lost
28:19the other shoe.
28:21Right now
28:21is going to walk
28:22barefoot
28:22on the bridge.
28:24Well, that's it.
28:24which can be problematic
28:25because as a floor
28:26a coagabon
28:27is going to take
28:27of everything there.
28:28That doesn't happen
28:29nor anti-tetanus.
28:30The rain of balls
28:31it becomes fat again
28:32about him.
28:33Look at his face.
28:34The poor can't take it anymore
28:36and her ass
28:36if I could speak
28:37I would say
28:38Enough already please
28:39leave me alone
28:40that I have done nothing.
28:41This is what it costs
28:42pass to Olympus
28:43yellow humor
28:44blood,
28:45sweat
28:45and big tears.
28:47Well, it seems to me.
28:47a little exaggerated
28:48that he starts crying
28:49because neither
28:50it has been for the goal.
28:51Four hits
28:52that I bit you.
28:53Look at it
28:53if she looks like a mourner
28:55the uncle.
28:55But what four hits.
28:57Kid
28:57you have fulfilled
28:58the dream
28:58from a spectator.
28:59He will be remembered
29:00forever.
29:01Wow!
29:01See you later!
29:02Do you have a kines
29:03please?
29:05Hey
29:05for another occasion
29:06don't call me anymore
29:07Hey?
29:07We would be
29:08remembered
29:09through the locker room
29:09that we carry
29:10Pirate Day.
29:11It was simply
29:12painful.
29:13He suffered
29:14cry
29:15he was left without an ass
29:16all for being
29:17remembered forever.
29:18Hey
29:18These images
29:19what we are putting now
29:20Whose are they?
29:21Who is this?
29:22I don't know
29:22to this guy
29:23I have never seen him in my life.
29:24besides that each loser
29:25has.
29:26And Pepe de Compostela
29:28think it's time
29:28that it is coming to an end
29:29the program.
29:30A little while is funny
29:31but it is very tiring.
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