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00:00I'm Margaret Thatcher!
00:03Today in Humor Amarillo we will see if Thatcher was as tough as she seemed.
00:08We will see Attila, the king of smokes, in action, whose footsteps made the grass grow no more.
00:16And we will finally know how Marilyn Monroe really died.
00:21Get ready for a good helping of... Historical Humor!
00:30The Chinese worker is here! Honestly, we're not going to laugh! Run, jump here, he's going nonstop! Humor Amarillo, come back now!
00:46Today's program features the most important historical figures in history.
00:52Napoleon, Picasso, the Empress, and Cici are some of the contestants we have on the set.
00:57And you may wonder how we brought them here.
00:58Well, by taking bus line 13, which travels through time and stops at all times to invite these celebrities to come here.
01:05Takesi is already on the interview set!
01:07Look, Junior, meet Gandhi.
01:08To Gandhi?
01:09Hama Gandhi, the Indian political leader!
01:12Look, the guy was a staunch pacifist. He didn't like violence at all.
01:16Go on!
01:17Come on, even if I hit him, he won't get angry.
01:19How nice, huh?
01:20Look, not even by pressuring him to calm down.
01:22I'll see if I stick the fan in him and he reacts, okay?
01:24Come on, go for it!
01:27Here, Gandhi!
01:28J, yes, be careful, you're going to hurt him in the end!
01:31If you hit it with the edge, it hurts more!
01:33Put a nail in it now, come on!
01:35Oh, Gandhi!
01:35Don't you realize that if everyone were pacifist, this program would never have existed?
01:39Being peaceful is a pain!
01:41Junior, don't go too far with poor Gandhi!
01:43That's good, man!
01:44But this is a good vibe!
01:45Okay, then put the tweezers on your eyebrow, that's where it hurts more!
01:49Come on, Junior, bring it over here, I have to do everything!
01:51The clamp where it hurts the most is here!
01:54Note that if you don't do this, you can hurt him!
01:56Better, better on the nipple!
01:58You'll see!
01:58Junior, we really went a bit too far with Gandhi, huh!
02:04Come on, let's make it up to you a little!
02:05Look, we brought you a cake, Mr. Gandhi!
02:08Here, eat!
02:11You're more handsome, huh!
02:14Come on, Junior, you're still hungry!
02:15Give him another cake, go on!
02:17Junior, Gandhi, you have a sweet tooth, huh!
02:19Take!
02:20Hey, why don't you stop being a pacifist and rebel?
02:22Hit us, man!
02:23We're having a lot of fun with you!
02:25Come on, throw boiling water on him, Junior, throw it on him!
02:27It's so hot, Takeshi!
02:29I don't know if this is too much!
02:31Oh my goodness, how it burns!
02:33Look, try Gandhi!
02:35Oh, sir, pacifists are so funny, aren't they?
02:37I'll do whatever you want with them!
02:39You, sit here, come on!
02:40And don't move, I'm going to throw the bucket of water on you!
02:42There, stay still, come on!
02:47Shocking news!
02:49In response to complaints from numerous viewers,
02:52We have to clarify that all this has been a joke.
02:54and that Gandhi is in perfect condition.
02:56He is in the ICU, with third-degree burns,
02:58But come on, it's okay, eh, he has knowledge and can speak.
03:01And he asked to see, yellow humor!
03:04The first test takes place in this beautiful place full of beautiful figures.
03:09There are hidden golden balls here that the contestants must find.
03:12to move on to the next phase.
03:17Let's go find it!
03:18And here comes the pack!
03:20And watch out, we have a traffic jam!
03:22Those who arrive first are those who grab the golden balls first.
03:26Because there are many that are visible and very easy to locate,
03:29but others are somewhat more complicated.
03:31For example, in that pool of something that I don't want to know what it is,
03:35There are balls, but to catch them you have to fight against the crazy frog.
03:38There we see Einstein, he is a genius, he has searched where no one thought to look.
03:43That ball already has an owner because Joan of Arc saw it and took it.
03:46While the crazy frog defends himself, many follow the path opened by Einstein.
03:51Leopatra, you had the ball right in front of your nose!
03:53We're certainly not going to have a career with this girl, are we?
03:55And here come the thinkers Freud, Marx and Confucius trying to grab the balls like crazy.
04:01Hey, hey kids, that's the trash can, there are no balls there.
04:05There is no trash on the ground, that's unfortunate.
04:07My goodness, they're leaving us a plate, they must be pigs.
04:10Richard Nixon, I've seen you, huh?
04:11It was you, now you clean it up.
04:13Please stop hurting me, please.
04:16My goodness, Marie Curie is out of her mind.
04:19How does the aunt scream?
04:20Even Nobel Prize winners lose their tempers from time to time.
04:23Marie Curie, please leave me alone!
04:26Hey, be careful where you don't fall, girls, I have a girlfriend.
04:29Hey, not up, down, down, hey, that one's mine.
04:32Genghis Khan, are you going to destroy our cork stone?
04:35What a beast of a guy, really!
04:37Look, Isabella the Catholic, digging, digging, has found a ball.
04:41So they can say later that queens don't get their hands dirty.
04:44Meanwhile, Darwin is about to knock down the tree, just so the ball will fall.
04:49And before they massacre the frog,
04:51We have to say that we haven't put all the balls in the air, hanging from the trees.
04:55No, there are some that are underground.
04:57But come on, very, very underground.
05:00As buried as these characters were before coming to compete.
05:04Wait, wait.
05:06That there are two women rubbing the frog to catch a ball,
05:10just gave Pepe a great idea.
05:13Girls! Girls, I have a ball in my pants!
05:15Who wants it?
05:16Oh, oh, get out of here, guys!
05:18This is just for girls! Go away!
05:21Hey, you, what are you playing? Put that down right now!
05:24Marco Polo and Abba Garner are fiercely competing for the frog's ball.
05:27And in the end Marco Polo won.
05:29You're quite the gentleman, aren't you?
05:31Well yes, the truth is, because preferring a ball over Abba Garner is something to think about.
05:37There are people like cowboy Guayater, who isn't afraid to put his hand in there to pick up a ball.
05:42And the whistle marks the end of the test.
05:44Pepe is going to talk to the eliminated players.
05:46Oh, Marie Antoinette! How sad you are! It's normal, so removed!
05:51I'm not crying about that, am I?
05:52Oh no? Then why are you crying, Marie Antoinette?
05:55Because they're going to guillotine me.
05:58And 125 historical figures continue competing in search of making history for the second time.
06:04I find myself next to a very important person.
06:07Everyone has studied his life in school.
06:09He is Pinky III, king of the pirates.
06:11I am the queen of the seas.
06:14What are you doing, Pinky?
06:15An edict.
06:15And what is that?
06:16Well, one thing I say.
06:18Leave it.
06:19It was a really bad joke.
06:20For an edict is something that my subjects must obey.
06:23And what do they have to do?
06:24Should I tell you?
06:25Yeah.
06:25But only you, okay?
06:26Don't bring this up later.
06:28My subjects must go out partying every night and I don't want any of them to go to bed before 7 in the morning.
06:33Oh, how strong!
06:34You can read it if you want.
06:36Oh, okay, come on.
06:37I'm going to read the edict.
06:38I, Pinky III, King of the Pirates, say that all my subjects should be happy living the pirate life.
06:47Wow!
06:47Pinky, you are a cool king!
06:49Oh, you make me blush, please!
06:52If you put the Paris-Dakar Rally, the Vietnam War and the Crusades in a cocktail shaker and shake it all up,
06:58you get this test result.
07:00Hirohito Circuit!
07:02And the next person who says I look like Yul Briner, I'll kill them!
07:10I'm a jar spider!
07:13I now use a new shampoo!
07:16What's happening?
07:17I have a ring!
07:19Cantricuitón!
07:20The first contestant is Tolkien, the writer of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
07:24Here we see him as a young man, long before he wrote his masterpiece.
07:27And pay close attention because at this very moment the idea to create that story is occurring to him.
07:33Oh my goodness, what an idea just occurred to me!
07:34It's about some dwarves who are being chased by a bald monster.
07:37And they have to cross very dangerous cliffs.
07:40Oh, I'm here!
07:41And they have to face some beings in black who want to kill them, although I don't really know why.
07:46And then, oh, I'll kill myself!
07:47And as they say, the rest is history.
07:51I'm a bullfighter!
07:52Be careful, Manolete, you don't have all the cards in your hand!
07:55This is Manolete, one of the great Spanish bullfighters who will show us how he handles the dangers of the circuit.
08:01Manolete, be careful, there's a giant ball coming called Islero!
08:05Oh, Islero has finished off Manolete!
08:09Nirvana is cool!
08:10Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain enters the scene.
08:13His figure marked an entire generation, just as that stone left its mark on his head.
08:18Kurda's head spins a lot after that blow, and ends up falling into the water.
08:22But let's talk about this myth of the 20th century.
08:26It's a wonderful life, isn't it?
08:27Well, if I tell you how it ends, you won't believe it.
08:30I'm not going to die!
08:31Just because you say so, you little pill!
08:33And this is Rasputin Kudeiro, a Russian mystic who was also known as the mad monk.
08:38What really matters to us about Rasputin's story is that they tried to kill him in every possible way.
08:43and they didn't succeed.
08:44First they put cyanide in his chocolate, and the guy ate it, and not only did he not die, but he asked for more.
08:50Then they shot him, and the bullet didn't do anything to him, just like what happened to Superman.
08:54And then they beat her and threw her into a river, and then they thought they had killed her, but they hadn't.
08:59Because Rasputin is a Kudeiro and never dies.
09:01To prove it here it is, crossing in yellow humor.
09:04Rasputin Kudeiro has been on the verge of death several times on the Hirohito circuit, but has survived everything.
09:10Come on Rasputin, you're almost there!
09:12No, Rasputin Kudeiro is dead!
09:18I write very well.
09:19It's Cervantes, the author of Don Quixote.
09:22Cervantes has launched himself against the zombies as if they were dragons.
09:25Poor Cervantes, he's crazier than Don Quixote himself.
09:29Let's see who messes with me, hey.
09:31Oh, Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady!
09:33Zombies gain their passage from the fear they have of it.
09:36Well, now we'll see if it's as iron as the story says.
09:39Yes, he is made of iron, he is not afraid of anything.
09:42I don't know if we can finish her off.
09:44I don't know, it seems to me that it's a legend, that it's not as ironclad as it was made out to be.
09:47Yes, this woman has no heart.
09:49Look when he started closing mines and left all the miners on the street.
09:53Well, I've seen him hesitate a little, right?
09:55Look, he hit a ball and the lady backed down.
09:58I think it's to call his friend Ronald Reagan to give him a hand.
10:03Well, there's a small detail I forgot to mention.
10:06Animal is a big fan of Margaret Thatcher.
10:08Look, look, he even came out of the cage to help her.
10:11They go here, Thatcher!
10:12You did so well with the Falklands, Auntie!
10:14Come on, pass the test!
10:17Well, it has fallen.
10:18You see how it wasn't so iron?
10:19That is made of flesh and blood like all people.
10:21From the circuit you go straight ahead, turn left and there are the spring rolls.
10:40Let's get on with it!
10:42Hello, queen, how are you?
10:43Fine, thanks.
10:44And they trick you and they know the Catholic.
10:46And even though she's a queen, spring rolls treat everyone equally.
10:50Yes, yes.
10:51If the Inquisition comes, you explain it to them.
10:54Moon River!
10:55Hey, it's Audrey Hepburn, the actress from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
10:58Well, the breakfast that just came in is with rolls.
11:01I don't think!
11:02It is Kierkegaard, the Danish philosopher who delved into moral subjectivism.
11:06Oh, this one's going straight into the water, huh?
11:08Come on, come on, come on!
11:09I read Kierkegaard.
11:11Well then let it happen, man, let it happen.
11:12Please, that changes everything, please.
11:16I'm loaded with kilos!
11:17He is the richest man in the world, Bill Gates, the creator of the Windows operating system.
11:22Look, you deserve everything that happens to you for inventing Windows.
11:25Oh my goodness!
11:26He hangs all day long.
11:28Look how she dances, look.
11:29I didn't know Mozart was so lively.
11:32Yes, the guy always wanted to write dance music, like raguetón, but he didn't know how.
11:36He always ended up composing classical music, poor thing.
11:38I'm Pocahontas!
11:40But it wasn't a Disney cartoon.
11:42Yes, but the aunt really existed.
11:44Come on, don't tell me.
11:45As real as if it just crashed into the rolls.
11:47I put the phone in!
11:48This is Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
11:51A phone that will be very useful to you now to call a street vendor.
11:55It's 112, in case you didn't know.
11:57I'm a pirate!
11:58And one of the best known, Francis Drake, the English pirate who boarded and robbed ships.
12:04Now you know where Pinky got her dress and the pirate thing from, from this mythical character.
12:09Hello, pirate!
12:10Hello, Pinky.
12:11I want to tell you that he's a drug dealer, Pinky.
12:12I am inspired by myself.
12:13I love that pirate!
12:15I love it!
12:16But he's more famous than you.
12:17The student surpassed the teacher.
12:19I know!
12:21Pinky I hate you!
12:23My favorite position is this one!
12:25It's Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy magazine!
12:28Oh!
12:29What this guy must have been through.
12:30If I could be reincarnated as someone, I would choose to be him without hesitation.
12:36I love San Fermines!
12:37This is Ernest Hemingway, the writer who loved Spanish customs.
12:42And since he's already tried running in the San Fermines, now he's come to jump in the spring rolls.
12:46San Fermines are more fun!
12:50Do you really get this yesterday, right?
12:51Shut up, Junior, we're live!
12:54Look, look, it's Jules Verne.
12:55Jules Verne?
12:56Yes, the one who wrote Around the World in 80 Days, dumbfounded.
12:59That's strong, man!
13:01He also wrote Journey to the Center of the Earth, which is why the guy is stuck inside a globe.
13:05Ah, I get it now!
13:07And he also wrote From the Earth to the Moon, and that's why now he's going to travel to the Moon dressed as earth.
13:13You got it!
13:14Or I have to explain it to you again.
13:15Note that yes, at the center of the Earth is the Moon.
13:18Junior, you can't be any dumber, can you?
13:20If you want, I'll explain it to you!
13:21You keep quiet, no one told you you could speak.
13:23I understand now.
13:24Verne is going to travel around the world dressed in the world while he sees the Moon from afar, you know?
13:28Come on, leave it, Junior, leave it.
13:30Come on, Jules Verne, he has traveled to the Moon.
13:31Look, there you have it.
13:32The Moon is red, right?
13:34I know, I've never been there.
13:36Well, Jules Verne, come on, we don't have all day.
13:38But what do I have to do?
13:40Look, Jules Verne, you grab onto this rope that takes you straight to the moon.
13:43Come on, get her.
13:45Junior, how exciting.
13:46We are witnessing a historic moment.
13:48Hey, the guy with the rope, you can give it to him now.
13:51Come on, action.
13:53Action.
13:53More!
13:58Takeshi, I see you moving a lot.
14:00Let's see if the Earth is going to crash into the Moon and both explode.
14:03In that case we would all die, Junior.
14:05Jules Verne, what happened to you?
14:07What happened to you?
14:08What was the previous stop?
14:11Hey, Jules Verne!
14:12Now to get out of there you have to travel 20,000 leagues under the sea.
14:14Historical figures have faced many dangers in their lives.
14:18But none like the following test.
14:20Tie yourself to the vine.
14:22Galianón!
14:27Surrealism!
14:28This is Salvador Dalí, the eccentric Spanish artist.
14:31And now he's going to paint us a picture live.
14:33It's called Man falling backwards into the mud moments before waking up from a dream.
14:38I am Julius Caesar.
14:40Julius Caesar, what can I tell you now?
14:42Several people are trusting you.
14:44Among them your brute son.
14:45And they're going to stab you to death.
14:47Oh, what are you telling me!
14:48What's up!
14:49Brute too!
14:51I'm going to put it in!
14:53This is Nostradamus, the famous author of prophecies.
14:56Let's see if what he just predicted comes true.
14:59This one, this one was right.
15:01Otavio Cévez, see if you can learn a little from him.
15:03They called me Crazy Juan.
15:05Let's see if she was as crazy as they said.
15:07Well, the aunt is indeed completely crazy.
15:11Take a kick!
15:12Wow, I didn't know Cleopatra knew how to do Kung Fu.
15:15Well yes, what happens is that it is a part of his life that has never come to light.
15:18Nor is it known that those who built the pyramids were extraterrestrials hired by ETTs.
15:24I think he broke his nose.
15:25I'm terrible!
15:26This is Attila, the king of the ones.
15:28Legend has it that where he stepped, the grass would never grow again.
15:32Come on, neither the grass nor the scenery grew, because it destroyed everything.
15:37Let's go to Spain!
15:38But it's Naranjito, the famous mascot of the 1982 World Cup in Spain.
15:43Don't let them score a goal on you, Naranjito, okay?
15:45Take care of the goal.
15:47No, it ended worse than Spain in that World Cup.
15:51I'm going to throw myself in the mud!
15:52This one has misunderstood the test.
15:54No, Beethoven, don't jump!
15:55That you have to land on the platform.
15:57Leave it, you can't hear yourself, it's soft.
15:59He is believed to be conducting the orchestra.
16:01I'm back!
16:02I can't believe it, he's alive, he's Rasputin Cudeiro.
16:05Come on, Rasputin!
16:06No one can send you to the other world, no one!
16:09No, Rasputin Cudeiro has died again!
16:14There goes Isaac Newton!
16:15Legend has it that the law of gravity came to him when an apple fell on his head.
16:20But that's a lie, it occurred to him when his body fell into the void on the vine.
16:23I am Spartacus!
16:25No, we are all Spartacus!
16:27No, this is the real Spartacus.
16:29Look, only he could have done what he did.
16:32Go on, say hello to Spartacus and get going!
16:35We are on a break from the program.
16:38The contestants are talking to Fran Sinatra, who tells them anecdotes from his life to entertain them.
16:43Many people know me as the voice, because of the beautiful voice I have.
16:47But you know what?
16:49The most precious thing about my body is not my voice, nor is it the biggest thing.
16:55Do you see it?
16:56I had a blast and now Malwey is going to sing to him.
16:59Yes, but with your pants down.
17:01And from test to test and shooting because it's my turn, I have fallen into the box of Consumption Taste.
17:18Let's go with the classic contestant presentation.
17:22I am a shark.
17:23Be careful not to confuse me with the bad guy from the Japanese movies, okay?
17:26Hello, pirates!
17:28I'm really looking forward to meeting Socrates, Oscar Wilde, and Rojasso.
17:32You know what they all have in common, right?
17:34Make fun of me! I'm going to do this to him!
17:37Short sleeve take!
17:39Hello, I'm a new fighter.
17:41My name is Deinenji, the big-headed one.
17:42And although it may seem like it, I haven't put any padding in the package.
17:45It's all natural, huh?
17:46Really.
17:48You know what?
17:49Animal has no heart!
17:51This is empty!
17:56And I am the referee, although I am also a professional dancer.
17:58Look how I move!
18:00Just like that Fred Astaire!
18:03To the utmost!
18:06Revolution!
18:07How are you, Che?
18:08By the way, I have a shirt with your face on it.
18:10Oh, poor Che!
18:11You've got a shark!
18:13Little rascal!
18:14Che Guevara led a revolution and succeeded.
18:16But that's nothing compared to what awaits him.
18:19A face-to-face fight with the fearsome shark!
18:22Wait, Che is trying to do something.
18:24He has a strategy.
18:25He wants to strip the shark.
18:27He knows that this way he will leave him defenseless.
18:29He's taking off his truss.
18:30And in a few moments, the shark may have its charms exposed.
18:34The shark got angry.
18:36And my goodness, he almost took the guy's head off.
18:38They didn't like his tricks at all.
18:40Nobody said the revolution was a clean war.
18:46Oh, what bad luck!
18:47Animal!
18:49And Animal will have to face none other than Alexander the Great, the conqueror.
18:53Animal has finally found a rival of his level and...
18:56Attention!
18:57Alexander the Great has knocked Animal out of the ring.
18:59And he makes the victory sign like when he conquered the Persian Empire.
19:03Oh, how lost!
19:04I don't believe it!
19:05I'm going to faint!
19:08Cool, huh?
19:09Well yes, girl, and you're going to face Dainengi.
19:13And the new fighter, Dainengi, is going to debut against Agustina de Aragón, the heroine who descended
19:18Zaragoza from the Napoleonic invasion.
19:20Attention, Agustina has launched herself, but Dainengi resists and grabs her by her pretty sweater.
19:24pink.
19:25Agustina, don't give up.
19:26Resist as you did in Zaragoza.
19:29Not working.
19:30Dainengi is cornering him.
19:31Wait, I got it.
19:33I already know what to say to make Agustina knock him down.
19:36Augustine!
19:36Did you know that bobblehead doll is French?
19:40You see?
19:41I knew that was going to work.
19:42He knocked him down right away.
19:44Agustina, raise your hands like the heroine you are.
19:48Oh, Sisi, you filthy empress!
19:50You go to the pirate!
19:52Hello, Sisi, how are you?
19:53At one end of the ring we have Sisi, Empress, and at the other the pirate Pinky.
19:58Need I say more?
20:00Sisi is a queen, but she is proving that she knows how to fight.
20:04Pinky doesn't want to hurt Sisi because she is one of the myths of her childhood.
20:08Not in vain, her favorite film of all time is Sisi's Destiny.
20:11Well today his destiny has been to lose at the hands of Pinky.
20:14Pinky?
20:15Pinky?
20:16Hey, Pinky, get off the girl, you're not one of those.
20:20Look at that!
20:22Don José María Aznar was lucky; he got Dainengi.
20:26The new fighter will have a second chance against the former president of the government, José María Aznar,
20:31who combs his hair before going into action.
20:33The fight begins and Dainengi attacks where he knows it hurts Aznar the most: his hair.
20:38It's messing up his hair and that could make Aznar break down.
20:41No, wait a minute, Aznar has given up and if he has the fighting advice that Bush gave him, he has won!
20:45Alright?
20:46Yes, well I'm going, okay?
20:47See you later.
20:48Mr. Aznar has won!
20:53Oh, that's it!
20:54Yes, that's it, Al Capone, that's it.
20:57You're going with the girl in red!
20:58Al Capone is already singing victory because he bribed the entire team to win.
21:03He's smeared Tani, the referee, the girl in red, even us to get us to speak well of him.
21:08Spectacular, Al Capone!
21:09You are the best fighter in the world!
21:11And it hasn't been noticed at all that all this was rigged, really.
21:18Caplin!
21:19You're going for the woman in red!
21:21Charlie Chaplin made everyone laugh with his films!
21:24To everyone, except the woman in red, who wasn't amused at all by his humor.
21:28Well, neither her sense of humor nor anyone else's, because she has no sense of humor and that's why she finished off Chaplin in a matter of seconds.
21:35Caplin, do an imitation of the great dictator, you'll see how your aunt laughs!
21:38You see? No one can resist Chaplin.
21:43Oh my goodness, you're really trying to fight the one in red today, aren't you?
21:46Well then, go meet her!
21:48The woman in red is about to face her third consecutive fight against Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister during World War II.
21:56Well, if I can win a world war, I can easily win the woman in red.
22:00Man, it's one thing to give orders in an office, and it's quite another to fight on the battlefield, as he himself has just shown.
22:06The girl in red is super happy because today she gets two sandwiches instead of one.
22:10But let's interview Winston Churchill!
22:13Let's see, Winston! Can I call you Winston?
22:16Well no!
22:17Come on, Winston!
22:17Don't go, Winston!
22:18Well, I'll call you Marlboro! Am I funny?
22:21Today we witnessed some very spectacular fights, but the one that undoubtedly took the cake was Animal vs. Alexander the Great.
22:27The battle of Tremópilas at his side was child's play.
22:30Wow, Alejandro took the coolest photo in the photo booth, huh!
22:33Gosh, if you don't tell me you're hooking up with Frida, I'll call you!
22:36The one you collect is coming, eh!
22:37Look, throw the red ball!
22:39And I hired him to bomb Tani's house!
22:41It's coming out!
22:42What a great house this guy has!
22:43Hey red ball, the launch pad is over there!
22:45You take off and it turns out to be a good bomb!
22:48Come on, let's go!
22:49Come on, you too, red ball, you're the pilot!
22:52Oh my goodness! I think this mission is too dangerous for me.
22:55I prefer to go back to World War II.
22:57Reason to the idea on three! One, two, three!
23:00The controls aren't responding! Oops, mission abort! Mission abort!
23:04I hurt my leg! I'm going to propel myself out of the plane, okay?
23:07Oh, what's going on! What's going on! This is getting me all worked up again!
23:11Until there is no uncle from Tani's house, you don't land and red ball!
23:15So you can get your act together now!
23:17Oh, not again! Not again! I'll kill myself!
23:19Do you know what's going on? This isn't my plane! Mine's red!
23:22That's why I'm called Red Ball! Oh my goodness!
23:24Get off! Get off! I'm going to get my plane and I'll be back!
23:27And the course of history leads us irremediably to surfing on the ironing board.
23:32I always failed history, so I don't know any of these.
23:36Let's go surfing! Hello, Marco Polo!
23:39And the first contestant is Marco Polo, the great explorer who traveled to China along the Silk Road.
23:45Let's see if he can reach the finish line via the board route.
23:48He overcame the first nipple without difficulty, although he completely swallowed it.
23:52You can tell Marco Polo has seen a lot of the world, huh?
23:55Look how he moves on the board, how he has dodged mochajontas, how he knows when to jump.
23:59How he left his head against the goal.
24:01Sure, it's easy to travel first class, but when you have to work hard...
24:05I was queen.
24:06She was Queen of England, no less, she is Anne Boleyn, whose head was cut off by her husband Henry.
24:12The nipple is not as cruel as Enrique and has only sent her into the water.
24:15Oh, Anne Boleyn, with such beautiful hair you had!
24:20I'll get through this!
24:21Attention, it's the legendary magician Houdini, the expert escape artist who emerged alive from safes thrown into the sea.
24:28He took off his straitjackets like taking off his socks and unlocked the handcuffs just by looking at them.
24:34Although he will do all of that in the future, he is very young now and is still learning.
24:41I'm Evita!
24:43And I, Antonio Bandera Piltrafilla!
24:44This is Eva Perón, that famous politician who sang, "Don't cry for me Argentina."
24:51Well, I don't know about Argentina, but after that blow, she's probably crying.
24:55Come Evita, come!
24:57Dry your tears on my chest!
24:59Don't be shy!
25:00Let it all out!
25:01Oh, how good, my goodness!
25:03Pipe, you're drowning me!
25:04Shut up, I'm almost there!
25:06Yes, Marilyn Monroe!
25:08Marilyn Monroe?
25:09But wasn't that blonde?
25:10She was a bottle blonde, her natural hair is dark brown, which is what she wears now.
25:14So we could say that this is actually Norma Jean.
25:17Yes, it's like her secret identity, for making movies she was Marilyn Monroe and for going out she was Norma Jean.
25:22I like Marilyn better, because Norma Jean's aunt is quite clumsy.
25:26And then they say blondes are stupid, oh, what a shock!
25:29I am Leonardo Da Vinci!
25:31Come on, Leonardo Da Vinci, he of the Da Vinci code!
25:34No, the painter, the one from the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper.
25:37Was Leonardo Da Vinci a pirate?
25:38Well, some gossip programs of the time said yes, but nothing is confirmed.
25:42Hey, I'm going to write a book called The Da Vinci Talegazo.
25:47Frankinstein is mine!
25:48This is the writer Mary Shelley, who created one of the most famous monsters in all of history.
25:54Frankinstein!
25:55And it has crashed into one of the least scary monsters in the world, the pink nipple.
26:01I'm back, hello!
26:02It seemed impossible after the last blow he took, but here he is, before our very eyes, Rasputin Cudeiro!
26:09Come on, Rasputin, show those who are trying to kill you that you can still live even if you take the biggest hit in history!
26:15Rasputin Cudeiro, come on, eat the whole nipple, come on!
26:18Yes, you're going to be resurrected anyway!
26:19And the best thing is that the guy isn't dead!
26:26I'm a novelist!
26:28She is Jane Austen, writer of classics such as Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility.
26:32Please, get out of here that woman who's ruining our program, eh!
26:36Come on, get out of here!
26:38I'm Espinete!
26:40Let's see, in effect, Espinete is a historical figure.
26:43And yes, I could compete on today's show, there's just one small problem.
26:47You are not Espinete!
26:48Yes, yes it is!
26:49She is the actress who was inside Espinete's costume.
26:51The thing is, he didn't bring it with him because he says that with it on he wouldn't be able to pop out his nipples.
26:56Was there a person inside Espinete?
26:57Yes, you didn't know?
26:58Yes, of course, and I'm going to leave, I think.
27:00You're not going to tell me the Fraggles were puppets anymore, are you?
27:04And there are only 27 contestants, but they are very well-matched and those who remain standing.
27:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, these two are the Lumien brothers, the inventors of cinema.
27:14How's it going? Have you invented it yet?
27:18It's just that they don't like to work, they're a bit lazy, you know?
27:22Come on, your father must be lazy, you know?
27:24He's also very mean, I'm going to get out of his way, lest I end up getting it too.
27:29You see, that's how all brothers are.
27:32I used to fight with mine too, but we loved each other very much.
27:36That's the inventor! You wanted to be a box office hit!
27:39Hey, you two, stop fighting, the sketch is over.
27:42Please stop fighting now.
27:44History books define it as the test that changed the future of humanity.
27:48But we just call it...
27:50The Zamburgers!
27:52To the Zamburger!
27:54Open the waters!
27:55The first contestant is Moses, the one who carried the tablets with the Ten Commandments.
27:59He once managed to open the waters of the Red Sea.
28:02But the waters of the Zamburgers are lazier and do not usually rise.
28:06This is Napoleon, who wasn't defeated at Waterloo, right?
28:08He was defeated at the Zamburgers, with a sharp blow to the head.
28:11Here comes Andy Warhol, who said that everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame.
28:16Well, the truth is that he had more like a scant fifteen seconds, just a few scrapes, right?
28:19And pay attention, this is a historic moment.
28:22Christopher Columbus sets out to discover... America!
28:24Will you arrive safely to the new continent?
28:26There it is, live, the discovery of America.
28:29I'll call it yellow humor!
28:30I want to break free!
28:32It's Freddie Mercury, the singer of Queen.
28:35It has fallen.
28:35But don't worry, Freddie!
28:37Saved champion, my friend!
28:39It's Vincent Van Gogh, the Dutch painter, who came up with the idea of putting sunflowers on his head.
28:44No, man, paint them.
28:45You'll see, it's going to be one of your most famous paintings.
28:48This is the well-known baseball player, Jodie Mayo, who was married to Marilyn Monroe.
28:52I really don't know how he managed to hook Marilyn.
28:55Oh, of course, for those cute little falls that she made.
28:57And the legendary Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar, El Cid, arrives wearing a sweatshirt and floral shorts.
29:02Oh, he left his foolish horse in the stable and without it, the Cid is nobody.
29:07This is the famous spy Matajari.
29:09Will he be able to get the secret information he possesses to its destination?
29:12His enemies have set a trap for him and he has fallen right into it.
29:16And through the time tunnel come the 10 historical figures who won today's program.
29:22Come on, introduce yourself, Piltrofilla.
29:23I'm Jack.
29:24What Jack?
29:25The Ripper.
29:26Yes, with that good face he has, just imagine.
29:28Well, I'm staying away from this Piltrofilla, I'm not taking any chances.
29:32History puts everyone in their place.
29:35Everyone to your place!
29:39One moment!
29:40There's Rasputin Pudeiro, who hasn't died and is trying to overcome the hamburger.
29:44I want to die, please!
29:45I want to die, kill myself now!
29:47Or as the Japanese say, being immortal is sometimes a pain.
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