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00:00Do you consider yourself a complete idiot? A klutz? A boor?
00:04Hey, I won't even insult you, I haven't done anything.
00:06You're one of those people who thinks, gosh, I wouldn't survive five minutes in a yellow Moor.
00:12Well, if you're in this situation, or worse, don't miss what comes next.
00:16Come on, Cudeirín!
00:22Igué!
00:23The Chinese worker is already here.
00:26Yes, it will be, we are going to laugh.
00:28We are not going to read!
00:29Run, jump, here it goes without stopping!
00:31Run, jump, here it goes without stopping!
00:32Yellow humor, come back now!
00:38Here begins a special yellow comedy program made and designed for special people.
00:43In this case, special means without regard for one's own life.
00:47Many of you would like to participate in this wonderful contest, but don't know how.
00:51That's why 4 has joined the Che-Che-Che Distance University, that is, Chinese and China-mad people,
00:56to launch a correspondence course.
00:58Welcome to the Che-Che-Che course to survive 24 hours in yellow humor.
01:03We have with us the director of Che-Che-Che, director of Che-Che-Che, what do I say?
01:08Oh, sorry, if you're here.
01:10Mr. Sinosuke Ramírez, please tell us, what is the first step to survive in yellow humor?
01:15The first step is to come and compete.
01:18Lesson 1.
01:18To survive in yellow humor, it is essential that you are called to compete.
01:22Miltrafillas, an old monk comes out and said to me on one occasion.
01:27I am me and you are you.
01:29Who is the dumbest?
01:31And of the two?
01:31You!
01:33You're the only one who said me, aren't you?
01:34You're a genius, kid.
01:36Yes, I am an eagle.
01:38Look, I don't want to laugh at you.
01:39I'm going to try to hold on.
01:40Thank you.
01:41What else are you dressed as?
01:42Of tiger!
01:43Yeah, yeah, tiger.
01:44Would you mind showing us what's hidden under that tiger skin?
01:51Miltrafillas, I'm just going to give you one piece of advice.
01:53Please don't buy clothes from women's stores, no matter how tight they fit.
01:58I'm sure there are plenty of girls who are driven crazy by those tights.
02:03Well, girls or boys, it doesn't matter.
02:05There's a line from the Lord for everything, right?
02:06But let's ask the opinion of these three young women who, judging by their bathrobes, look like fashion experts.
02:12What do you think of Don Piel de Tigre?
02:14I had that little outfit.
02:15But do you like it or not?
02:16And do you think my uniform is sexy?
02:19You're better off without him.
02:20Calm down, wolf, I got him here.
02:22But now we can't flirt because I'm going to send everyone to hell.
02:29This doesn't even start or go back.
02:31Wow!
02:32If you're there, it's because I've also signed up for a distance learning course.
02:34The PPP course on precious metals prospecting.
02:38I've been told that with this course I won't have to spend money on jewelry to flirt anymore.
02:42I'll go look, come on.
02:43Wow, it looks like there's gold around here!
02:45I notice!
02:46I notice!
02:47This is on fire!
02:48It's burning!
02:49I have detected a hole!
02:50It must be a ring!
02:52At least a commitment!
02:53I'm hooking up tonight!
02:55Watch out, girls!
02:55I'm loose!
02:58This is what you call starting a relationship on the wrong foot!
03:04This is what it's called starting a relationship with nature!
03:08Music
03:36And we continue with the Che Che Che course. What's next, Mr. Ramírez?
03:43The second step is never look back.
03:46Lesson 2. To survive on a yellow moor, you don't have to be the fastest. You just have to not be the slowest.
03:53Let's play Tetris!
03:55And today's first test is the legendary Chinese Tetris.
03:58Which is something as simple as making a one-piece puzzle.
04:01Each contestant has a geometric figure that fits uniquely and exclusively into a mold.
04:07An operation that may seem very simple, but of course, if you have people screaming and running like headless chickens from one side to the other,
04:14If you don't hurry, it can turn into a real hell.
04:17But the most agile contestants have already achieved their goal.
04:21These are moments of great personal satisfaction, where perseverance and determination are rewarded.
04:27And where some have failed, others come and succeed.
04:33In addition, those who have already found their piece can dedicate themselves to other things, such as making new friends.
04:40My name is Yoshino.
04:42And what do I care?
04:42The essence of this event may not be fully appreciated at the track.
04:47How ridiculous it is to see grown people running around like crazy with a square or an equilateral triangle.
04:53That's why we're going to use our crane.
04:55Well, it's not ours.
04:56We have rented it and we have to use it to justify the expense.
04:59Let's see the one with the crane.
05:01Let a bird start it!
05:05Spectacular!
05:05But it's also true that from so far away we can't see these wonderful pushes.
05:12Nor how shattered are the figures of those who have not yet found their place in the world.
05:17These guys are capable of hitting an octagon until a pentagon appears.
05:22And all because they didn't hurry.
05:24They pick their noses and then, at the last minute, try to fit the piece in wherever they can.
05:28And that's not how things are.
05:30These people really have no disrespect for geometry.
05:33Of course, everyone is crazy, just thinking about moving on to the next phase.
05:36But nobody cares about the health of the figures.
05:38What a shame, really!
05:39This is a real shame.
05:44I think the square is over there, straight ahead.
05:46Pull, pull over there!
05:47One moment!
05:48What is this?
05:49But, but who did this?
05:50Who finished the figure?
05:51I think it was me, it's mine.
05:53Very bad, man.
05:54That this thing hasn't done anything to you.
05:56And don't break it again, okay?
05:58And although it may seem incredible, this girl has been unable to find her hole, pardon the pun.
06:02Instead, the wrecker has managed to fit in his... his whatever.
06:06Look how happy the little boy is.
06:08But hey, what does this one do?
06:10Hey, beautiful, you're moving.
06:12The camera is here.
06:14I just can't go with cheaters.
06:16Especially with clueless cheaters.
06:18I have a feeling they're going to whistle, huh?
06:19I notice it, I notice it.
06:20Here it comes.
06:23And this girl and the cheater are not among those who qualified, which is all of them.
06:27Tramposilla, do you have a boyfriend?
06:32Well yes, it's there.
06:33Which is it?
06:34The one with the protruding ears.
06:36That one who is waving.
06:37Leave him, he'll pass the test and forget about you.
06:40Are you trying to hit on me?
06:41Of course.
06:42And the 108 surviving crusaders head off happily and contentedly toward a new destination.
06:53The yellow brick road leads them to the sumo arena.
06:57But first, let's listen to a lesson from the Che, Che, Che course.
07:00Go ahead, Tani!
07:01I think it's now our turn for lesson 3, right, Director Piltrafillán?
07:05Correct!
07:06Avoid fat people!
07:08Lesson 3.
07:09To survive in a yellow mood you have to know how to get around problems.
07:12And if they are very fat, skip them.
07:14The fat thing isn't going to be for me, is it?
07:17Look at my chest tattooed with a pirate man!
07:23I'm here for parity!
07:26Women in power!
07:28You put my arms over my head!
07:29You've been such a wretch that I'll kill you!
07:31It's not that I'm angry.
07:33It just smells awful here.
07:35But it wasn't me, huh?
07:36Hello, my friends!
07:37I am the referee of the contest.
07:39A serious and responsible man.
07:40Unless you buy me a drink.
07:42To the draw!
07:44All right, Piltrafilla, go for it.
07:51Go for Pinky!
07:52In case anyone hadn't noticed, it's a test in which chance determines the future of the contestants.
07:59Depending on the color of the ball, you might have to fight some bad beasts, a girl, a coffee bean, or if you're really lucky like this girl, Pinky Winky.
08:07In this case, the Che Che Che Che course is unnecessary. Fighting the pirate man is practically guaranteed victory.
08:14We already remember that the first to bite the dust or the first to leave the circle loses here.
08:18I don't know who's sadder fighting, the contestant or Pinky. We should have let them use their bags as throwing weapons.
08:26Instead of fighting, it seems like they're dancing a waltz.
08:28Well, with the nonsense of the waltz, the contestant has just kicked Pinky off the dance floor.
08:32And the waltz has hurt my fingernail, you wicked rascal! What hatred!
08:36Hey! He is the director of the Che Che Che course!
08:38How lucky you are, Piltrofilla! You got a girl! We're having a battle of the sexes!
08:43Of course, what nerve! So I'll also set up a course on surviving in yellow humor.
08:47Wait, maybe we have a surprise, this girl isn't as weak as she seems.
08:52Well no, it's weaker than it looks, yes.
08:55If I had followed my course I would have won!
08:57Let her go, smart guy, her hands are very long!
09:00The one who tried to rhyme the spring onion won!
09:05Tani, what happened to this guy? We can't see him from here!
09:07It's the coffee bean!
09:08We could say that the coffee bean is a great fighter and that it only has one weak point.
09:13But that's false. The coffee bean is a weak point in general, in its entirety.
09:18A pack! A pack of coffee, of course!
09:21Well, this one won, he'll be proud, very abusive. Poor little pimple!
09:26Let him smile, Piltrofilla, he's got you, animal!
09:30Great! We can finally see the effectiveness of the Che Che Che course.
09:33The contestant is faced with a problem that is too big.
09:36You should try to avoid it if you want to survive, but no, it's suicidal.
09:40For an animal, it's not suicide, it's a butane gas cylinder that needs to be removed from the circle.
09:44Hey, animal! Give me two lifts to the fifth floor, please, when you can!
09:47Piltrofilla, I love your tracksuit! Where did you get it?
09:50Shut up, you're distracting me!
09:51Yeah, now you're really going to lose focus. Go fight that shark!
09:55The moment of truth has arrived! Faced with such a huge problem that the contestant can't get around, there's only one solution: Jump over it!
10:03But I don't think he got this one either. The saddest thing of all is that the shark is playing with him.
10:08Come on, jump! Jump, kid!
10:10Jump up, not down!
10:11Upward, not backward! What a shame, really!
10:15Here it is, you're the one, Piltrofilla! Oh, that's great! Girls' party! Lay down the mud, boys!
10:21Sorry, Tani, but out of respect for the women who watch this show, we're not going to put mud on it.
10:25Basically because our water has been cut off. We only had time to do a little mud-cleaning.
10:30And of course, for that it is better to do nothing.
10:34Piltrofilla, you're qualified! Lucky you! Go fight with the big coffee!
10:38We are going to witness an incredible event!
10:40Many people believe that the coffee bean is a nuisance because of its enormous head.
10:44But that's false. The problem with the coffee bean is that it's not motivated.
10:48And now at that moment he has found a reason to fight.
10:50He doesn't care what the world says. Why can't a coffee bean have a relationship with a human person?
10:55Because he doesn't want to go anymore.
10:56Come on, those are unimportant details.
10:58The coffee bean has won, it has won. But love has also won.
11:03Hey, Piltrofilla, do you know who touched you?
11:05The pirate!
11:06All right! It's Pinky Winky's turn!
11:08And now we're going to see a very different story.
11:11The coffee bean took advantage of the moment to rub shoulders with the contestant.
11:15But Pinky is not like that.
11:16He behaves like a perfect gentleman.
11:18He hugs her and gently places her on the ground.
11:21He's just not my type, pirates!
11:38And we continue with the Che, Che, Che course. What's the next lesson?
12:02So be careful where you step!
12:04Lesson 4. To survive in a yellow moor you must have blind faith in yourself.
12:09If not, you better watch where you step.
12:12And the practical exercise in lesson 4 will take place in the legendary hamburger test.
12:16Alzamburger!
12:18I bet I'm sexy!
12:20It is clear that this man has blind faith in himself.
12:23Otherwise, I would have seen that he had put his underwear on over his trousers.
12:26It's not that he has faith. He just has bad taste.
12:29Go!
12:30People!
12:31That's it, kid. That's having blind faith in yourself.
12:34Oh my goodness, it's packed!
12:35Well, now he really can't see anything.
12:37In fact, I think he's lost his contact lenses and is looking for them.
12:41Over there, you little rascal! Over there, straight ahead!
12:43Here we have the typical case of a clueless contestant.
12:47Where was he looking? No one knows.
12:49Why did you try to eat a scallop?
12:51It's a mystery.
12:53I'll get it!
12:54This man really has faith in himself. Too much!
12:57Yes, because it's one thing to be convinced that you can beat hamburgers, and quite another to actually fly.
13:03My zamburguesa, my friend!
13:05Following Brutley's advice, this man doesn't try to skip the hamburgers.
13:09It's a hamburger.
13:11And now it's sorilla, because he ate it whole.
13:14His chest has sucked in.
13:17Do you like my tracksuit?
13:18Awesome!
13:19The tracksuit is very nice, but it's a little big on him. His pants are falling down.
13:22And although this woman is a fashion victim, she has faith in something.
13:26He has faith in his tracksuit. He has faith that it won't fall down around his ankles.
13:30And that leads her to victory.
13:32How lucky you were, mother!
13:33Banzai!
13:34Once upon a time, this man would have been a real kamikaze.
13:37But today he's simply a man who slips on a rock and falls into a mess.
13:42Long live the circus!
13:43This woman may not have faith in herself, but she knows there's one thing she does like no one else.
13:48Ridiculous. That's what he gets at Ikelao.
13:51Let's move forward!
13:54A good start, but to be able to move forward it is important to know what a straight line looks like.
13:59Now he doesn't know if he's in hamburgers or in Vietnam.
14:03Rocks are my friends!
14:04Well, it's another form of blind faith. Believing that things are people and that they care about us.
14:09That's why the stones tell him, Come on, come and give us a hug, thief!
14:12And the 65 brainless people who have followed the Che Che Che course to the letter continue forward.
14:18Well, I've signed up for the PPP course to have a perfect body.
14:24I'm like a bull.
14:25Tonight when I go to the club I'm going to pick up a lot of hookups.
14:28And the good thing about this system is that it is 100% natural.
14:31These are my vitamins, huh? Don't get the wrong idea.
14:33Prick, prick without fear. Come on.
14:35Oh, I can feel it now. Every muscle in my body is swell.
14:39I look like a Schwarzenegger!
14:40Oh, help! My right dad is choking me!
14:43And we came to blows.
14:52The fun test where you have to calculate, but without counting on your fingers, eh?
14:56And groping is also prohibited, as this program is watched by children, and we all know each other here.
15:01Hello, pirates!
15:02Hello, pirates!
15:03Today I'm going to be your teacher.
15:06Please don't confuse us with the contestants.
15:09They are the white hands.
15:11We are just here to annoy.
15:12So let no one accuse us of not knowing how to add.
15:15Let's be clear.
15:16And now, to say hello.
15:19And what does the Che Che Che course recommend to pass this test?
15:22Well, all you need to do is know how to add.
15:25Lesson 5. To survive in yellow humor it is necessary to have a school certificate.
15:30And now this group of men and women will have to prove that they have education.
15:35Well, pirates, let's start with a broken one, which is not the same as a headache.
15:39Excellent!
15:39Hey! Let's see, one divided by two and fourteen equals it, right?
15:42The test has started strong.
15:44However, two contestants and a henchman have managed to calculate the result at the speed of light.
15:50Seven!
15:50But the henchman was faster.
15:52If you let us, we can show you the cardboard.
15:54Yes, it's the 7th, pirates!
15:56This cute boy is also very clever!
15:58And now a question that only my fans will know.
16:03At what age did I buy my first platform shoes?
16:06Well, one of the henchmen knows this suspiciously well.
16:10It's that I accompanied him.
16:11I bought a sequined bag.
16:15I'm going to tell you my age, but in code.
16:17Let's see, my age is 24, minus 5, pirates.
16:21Is Pinky 19 years old?
16:23He would like that.
16:24He has a few more, but he just feels so young.
16:27And the henchmen have been right again.
16:29I think so, because with that anyone can read me.
16:31And now a musical question.
16:33I'm going to sing the diatonic scale in Japanese first, okay?
16:35Everyone runs like crazy to prevent Pinky from singing Maciel's entire discography.
16:51And pay attention, because we have a winner.
16:52Out, Loas!
16:54Let's see, let's see, yes, it's the 6.
16:57It is the 6th.
16:58Right, Pinky?
17:00And to finish, a super funny one.
17:02Look, consider me Roman if you have to add.
17:04And then the gladiators with their sweaty bodies.
17:07Oops, sorry I got distracted!
17:09Let's see, one plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one.
17:15Oh, I'm going to have a heart attack!
17:16And the most incredible thing of all is that those four knew what the result was.
17:21We're going to interview the winner to find out how she found out.
17:24Haven't you gotten into trouble with so many of them?
17:26I always add up like this, you know? One by one.
17:28You've taken a weight off my shoulders.
17:29I thought I was the only one who did it like that.
17:31Thank goodness.
17:32You've taken a weight off my shoulders.
18:02And the road that leads to victory now becomes shaky and unstable.
18:12What does the Chi-Chi-Chi course recommend at a time like this?
18:15Well, don't be scared shitless!
18:17To survive in a yellow mood you must control your emotions.
18:21Even though there is an earthquake, you have to maintain self-control.
18:24Good afternoon!
18:25Good afternoon!
18:28What a day it is night!
18:29Don't bother me!
18:31For me, the day has flown by, I tell you.
18:34It gets dark earlier in winter!
18:36Well, since an earthquake is the best way to distinguish between contestants who control their emotions and those who are weak, let's get to it...
18:42Earthquake in Yamamoto!
18:43Hit the machine!
18:45Let's see if the system works.
18:47Some have already panicked.
18:48By the way, they called saying there's a contestant who's double-parked.
18:52The tow truck just took your car away.
18:53What a pleasure you just gave him!
18:55But that's because I wasn't focused.
18:57He didn't have his emotions under control.
18:59Just like this lady.
19:00She's completely hysterical.
19:02And only one man manages to remain calm in the face of adversity.
19:05Let's see what the face of a person with self-control looks like.
19:07What a pity of a face!
19:09What's up, Peña?
19:11Let's see those ways.
19:12Hello, it's me.
19:13No, I am me.
19:14No, man, no, it's you who is you.
19:15This time we have the director of Che Che Che himself fully involved in the test.
19:20We will be able to check if he applies his teachings to himself.
19:23Come on, hit the machine!
19:26And pay attention because it seems we have a contestant who has fainted from fright.
19:30No, we have two contestants who have fainted.
19:33And the director of Che Che Che is holding on like a wild boar.
19:35I would even say more, he endures like a smiling boar.
19:38What poise! What serenity!
19:39What a blow the guy next to me just got!
19:43I'm afraid.
19:44I have 20 euros.
19:46I have nothing.
19:47What I'm in is a hurry.
19:48Well, I have some super cool glasses.
19:50And we go with the latest round of earthquakes in Yamamoto.
19:54As soon as everyone sits down, we can say that...
19:58Hit the machine, come on!
20:00Let's see what happens when an uncontrollable emotion comes into play.
20:03Laughter.
20:04The girl falls.
20:06At that moment Aunt Felisa, the man next to her, bursts into laughter.
20:09And now the big party is about to begin.
20:11And we're going to interview one of the participants of this party.
20:14What is this?
20:15It's because he doesn't come back home.
20:17So that's where your address is.
20:18Well, this is it.
20:19How funny!
20:20This one is really getting ready to party.
20:22Behold.
20:23You've been very clever, you rascal.
20:26By the way, how do I feel now that I've lost count?
20:29I think we're around seven.
20:32To survive in a yellow mood you have to find your inner balance.
20:36Or if not, you can buy some shoes with a lot of grip.
20:38I have a lot of inner balance.
20:40Or else, why do you think I'm dressed as an Indian?
20:42Hey?
20:44Let's go surfing!
20:45Concentration!
20:48As you may have guessed, we are surfing on the ironing board.
20:51The perfect place for contestants to test their inner balance.
20:56Or the grip of their shoes.
20:57It seems that this one has neither one thing nor the other.
21:00It is going to slip due to an obstacle.
21:02On the platform he manages to stand firm.
21:04Despite the fact that many people try to hit on him.
21:06The one who finally threw the trash is him.
21:08Because he has dismantled the whole thing.
21:12I'm pretty much all right now!
21:13What's happening?
21:14Man, having a corner flag embedded in your skull doesn't seem like a sign of balance.
21:19And it is clear that the pennant is quite unbalanced.
21:22Well, I don't put it on my head, I put it on my butt.
21:26At first glance, this solution may seem smarter.
21:29Now, if he falls on his tailbone, the flag will reach his hypothalamus.
21:33For now he's been lucky, he's fallen on his back and face down.
21:36No vital organs are damaged.
21:38And pay attention because the moment of truth is approaching.
21:41Well, in the end he got lucky, huh?
21:44He left the macaroni on the board.
21:46But the pennant has not been nailed down.
21:48Well yes, I have nailed it.
21:49But I am very happy because it has opened up a whole universe of possibilities for me that until now
21:53now I didn't know.
21:54I am very happy.
21:55I will tame the nipple!
21:59Wow, looks like we have the typical Japanese cowboy.
22:02Well, don't be too confident, nipples don't let themselves be ridden so easily.
22:07Oh, cowboy, cowboy!
22:08There was no room for both of them in this town.
22:11Let's surf!
22:12This man is off to a good start.
22:14We still don't know if he has inner balance, but he's certainly prepared for the test.
22:18Because for surfing, what's the best?
22:20Well, a neoprene suit, of course.
22:22Look what a coincidence, it's like the protagonist of Matrix, Neo.
22:25No, this is neoprene.
22:27The one from Matrix was simply Neo.
22:28But look how he jumps!
22:30What a barbarity!
22:32It's clear, this man is the chosen one.
22:34Come on, run, Trinity is waiting for you!
22:36Give him a kiss for me, okay?
22:40My cudeiro, my friend!
22:42Hey, it's Chino Cudeiro!
22:44Cheer up, Chinese!
22:45Show everyone that you have understood the lesson.
22:48Come on, Chinaman!
22:50But, but, but, Chinese.
22:51Chino, where is your inner balance?
22:53Watch out, the platform, watch out!
22:55No!
22:56Notice to print, Chinese cudeiro!
23:01I'm going!
23:02This young man has a small, well, rather, a big problem finding his inner balance.
23:09His ass is heavy!
23:11The positive part is that it floats.
23:14I'm ready!
23:16Yes, yes, it shows that you are prepared.
23:17Those nervous little jumps indicate that you are ready.
23:20Are you ready to fall like shit into the water?
23:26It's my turn now!
23:28It's the turn of the man we've been announcing.
23:30He acts cocky and confident, but it's soon clear that he's a real...
23:34Look, we'd better tell you with music.
23:36And at this point, only seven have managed to pass the Chi-Chi-Chi course exams.
23:53Well, I've already signed up for the Advanced Chemistry PPP course.
23:58Thanks to my new knowledge, I now know how to make love elixirs, aphrodisiacs, and other nasty things.
24:03I take a little water, it doesn't matter if it's dirty, it's the same.
24:05And now I just have to mix a couple of ingredients and the woman I choose will be mine.
24:10I'm going to throw a little of this on there, it smells really bad.
24:12And now the final touch, you'll see.
24:13Chicken broth to make it taste good.
24:15I'm a mix of Harry Potter and Arguiñano.
24:18I'm a genius, come on.
24:19I don't know how I have so much spark.
24:21And now I shake it a little bit and that's it.
24:30Curse.
24:30Now I'll also have to sign up for the PPP hairdressing course.
24:35Well, you'll have to participate in the next test, since we only have a few contestants left, you know?
24:40Perfect, because I'm a bit of a masochist.
24:42Curse 8.
24:43To survive in a yellow mood, it is necessary to overcome blows and setbacks, especially blows.
24:49And when we talk about punches in yellow humor, we talk, above all, about Nakasone's cannons.
24:55A contestant, a bridge and pain.
24:58A lot of pain.
25:02Pintafilla, I throw the golden ball.
25:03Please don't confuse me with the others.
25:06The others are us, pirates!
25:08I?
25:09We are the duo, duo, duo.
25:10Pirate, pirate, pirate!
25:13To the bridge!
25:15I'm not afraid of you!
25:17The first to climb onto the bridge is a brave boy who challenges the pirate duo.
25:21He is a fool.
25:22Although they wear black to try to camouflage themselves with the night, the pirate duo have eagle eyes.
25:27Or a panther, I don't know.
25:29In any case, the important thing here is the contestant's ability to recover from the blows.
25:33Anyone can recover from a blow to the shoulder, really.
25:36But what happens if the hit is, for example, on the entire Diana?
25:40Yes, yes, kid.
25:42The one you're teaching us.
25:43That's Diana.
25:44Withstands the first blow.
25:46Hold the second one.
25:47The third will hold.
25:49At the moment it seems that they have not done anything to her.
25:52Hey, are you going to shoot at other places or bastards?
25:55Well, they have listened to him.
25:56Oh, it didn't hurt at all!
25:57Well, we give him a go and he resists with such swagger a combined attack of Diana, Diana, Melon.
26:03Let's go there.
26:04Diana.
26:07Diana.
26:09And Melon.
26:10It's been too much.
26:12The truth is that not even Buddha would have had such a capacity for suffering.
26:15Here I go.
26:16Poor thing, after the bombing she suffered last time, this girl is already terrified.
26:22It's noticeable that it's stiff.
26:23Right now you must be experiencing the typical feeling of having a knot in your stomach.
26:27Don't worry, pretty.
26:29It's panic.
26:30We are going to help you.
26:31We'll undo the knot in your stomach in a moment.
26:34Wow, that's it!
26:35And now since the knot must be in your head, we'll untie it too.
26:39Well, if this one came out with fear, I don't know how the next one will turn out.
26:41Well, very calm, man!
26:43Well, I wouldn't be so sure, because when we say that to survive in a yellow Moor
26:47It is important to know how to recover from blows,
26:49We are not only referring to physical blows, but also to psychological ones.
26:54This man is now not only watching the balls thrown at him,
26:59but also all those who have destroyed the careers of their predecessors.
27:02That's why there's no need to smear it all over the place.
27:05It only takes a small blow to the knee and the guy goes down.
27:10What has been said is what is called the psychological factor.
27:14Chicken head, I'm doing great!
27:17There are phrases that the contestants could save.
27:19It's going well, isn't it, kid?
27:21We'll see that right now.
27:23As soon as they get the golden ball, we'll see.
27:30Damn! You all take it literally, eh!
27:32That's who we are, pirate! That's who we are!
27:34Naturally, this man is now overcome by fear.
27:37and runs away like a headless chicken.
27:39And that's what it was, a headless chicken.
27:41For you, Trinity!
27:44Man, if it's neoprene, it's the yellow humor version of Matrix.
27:48We have already seen him fly.
27:49Let's see if he can stop the balls now.
27:54Well, we're off to a bad start.
27:55Because if you already have problems stopping the golden ball, which is going weakly,
27:59He doesn't want to imagine when the others pass by his head at lightning speed.
28:03For now, he has enough with trying to get the second golden ball.
28:07and also maintain balance.
28:09There goes Piltrofilla!
28:10Watch out, there's a call coming!
28:13Well, it seems that neoprene is still the chosen one.
28:16Let's see if he can stop the black balls now.
28:19Nothing, a disaster. Neither the black nor the gold.
28:21This man holds nothing back.
28:23Hey, isn't this a famous soccer goalkeeper?
28:25I don't know, but he's wearing a baseball uniform.
28:28Yes, and it also has the type of doorman, but from an urban estate.
28:31Less messing around, eh?
28:32Anyway, I think we'll get out of doubt soon.
28:35As soon as the ball starts raining down on him, we'll see how his reflexes are.
28:39Spectacular Zamorana!
28:40What a shame! The guy can stop everything.
28:44Marvelous!
28:45Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, as soon as Iker Casillas retires, they can sign this guy for Madrid.
28:49This is a real recital!
28:51Plus, the guy is good from top to bottom.
28:54Well, there you go, you've made it. There are only a few meters left and you'll have reached the end.
28:58What happened?
28:59Penalty! I've been given a penalty!
29:00Hello!
29:02And therein lies our last hope of proving that the che-che-che method for surviving in yellow humor works.
29:08This is Mr. Sinozuke Ramirez, the course director.
29:11And if he doesn't recover from the blows, we'll have to refund the money to the students.
29:16And that's the key moment! They just caved in his sternum!
29:20It's not a tion! Let it be known!
29:23Incredible! What resilience!
29:25After this, nothing can stop him.
29:28Well, maybe he can throw himself.
29:30The pirate duo wonders. Although he may look like a tough guy, he surely has a local heel, the pirate.
29:35That was the thigh, not the heel.
29:37The heel is a little lower, more or less where the ankle is.
29:40These guys need an anatomy lesson, right now, okay?
29:43Let's see the heel, where is the heel?
29:45And after overcoming that terrible blow, Mr. Sinoshulke Ramírez manages to save the che-che-che course.
29:51And there goes the only man who has been able to survive the yellow humor I have there.
29:54Whenever you want, Tani!
29:56On your own! Let's eat!
29:58Or as they say in Japanese, this has been more instructive than a course in corticofection.
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