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00:00Today on Humor Amarillo...
00:02Falling on your head.
00:05Little balls.
00:09And falls all over Carile.
00:12From a galaxy far, far, far away comes Humor Amarillo.
00:19Go teams!
00:21Today in Humor Amarillo, contestants don't compete individually, they compete in teams.
00:26There we have the team for the return of the botellón, which are the beer ones.
00:30That's Team Minnows, no thanks.
00:33What I wanted for their team was to compete in high tension, but they didn't want me.
00:37And many more that we will discover throughout today's program.
00:41None of them are wasted, but pay close attention to the pathetic team.
00:47Today Takeshi's henchmen played a little prank on him.
00:51They painted his face while he was sleeping and told him he had caught measles.
00:54But the joke backfired. Takeshi is very happy, because he says those colored dots really make him look very attractive.
01:02And these are the mobsters from the event that has swept viewers off their feet and is back today.
01:07Karaoke!
01:08And Takeshi's aunt couldn't come and Takeshi's uncle came instead.
01:12Harmless on the outside, but fearsome with a giant ball in his hands.
01:16But let's connect now with today's groups.
01:19Oh my goodness! Are they still in training?
01:21How many teams have come here today?
01:24Little paintballs! Just because you're coming in Pandi doesn't mean you're going to be safe from getting beaten up.
01:29And judging by the faces I see, you're going to get even more.
01:32And now let's give a big round of applause to the captain of the Benidorm old party team,
01:36who will give the opening speech.
01:39As the old courier that I am, I owe you a speech.
01:43And I'm going to pay you back for the speech I owe you.
01:45And look, I'm going to summarize the speech I have to give you in one sentence.
01:48You're all invited to Benidorm, to go out with my little group.
01:52Sign up!
01:53Pintracillas, after this speech they gave you, I owe you another one.
02:01And I'm going to pay you back for the speech I owe you.
02:04Well, the speech is summed up in one question.
02:06Who's up for Benidorm?
02:08Hello! I'm Chia, your favorite game show host.
02:15Well, I also present the Chinese bells, but that's an extra that I get separately.
02:19I'm more of a game show person, explaining the rules, encouraging the contestants, and spouting nonsense that isn't funny.
02:26But since I'm a nice guy, people laugh at me.
02:28I was just unemployed and I got this.
02:31But it is temporary, because this program has no future.
02:34I'll tell you.
02:35Wow! Since Pepe Livingstone left, we've tested hundreds of reporters, and we can't find the right one, huh?
02:41Does that mean Lamont is no good to us either?
02:44Have you seen this presentation?
02:46Yes, unfortunately yes. Well, we'll keep looking.
02:49By the way, this is the Little Wall of China, today in a group.
02:53And by going in a group, it will be much easier for them to pass the test, right?
02:57Hey, we were launching a ranking today and we're not announcing anything.
03:01We said we were going to put up a little sign and I haven't seen it yet.
03:04Ah, look, there it is. Because you asked for it, the pain ranking is here.
03:08Can you hold on for a minute?
03:10Mmm, a pain ranking. I won't miss it.
03:13But how could you miss it? If you have to comment on it.
03:15Well, that's also true.
03:17Then I'm going to change the sentence. If I were you, I wouldn't miss it, because it's super cool.
03:22And as the teams reach the top of the wall.
03:25And others to the lowest part of the wall.
03:27Remember that kid in blue. He's on the team, salads for you.
03:31I like fast food.
03:33And look how the guy from the fast food team helps the girl climb the wall.
03:38And when she gets it, she leaves the poor guy there.
03:42And life is very unfair.
03:44Let's follow the adventures of this guy, who is really giving us a lot of fun.
03:48Let's see what he's doing now.
03:50Well, he almost left the poor man who offered to help him without a hand.
03:54How's everything going?
03:57Give me some straw, I'm going to jump over the wall.
03:59Move away. Don't touch. It went my way.
04:02Move away, I'm going there.
04:05Oester of the team, the cyclothymics.
04:07He was angry before and suddenly he starts to split.
04:10And there we see a smart girl who has asked the fast food guy to help her climb the wall.
04:16What did you do with the other one? He says.
04:18And the boy who is not stupid thinks, well, I'll help you, but whatever I touch is what I take as payment.
04:23Well, the boy is well paid, really.
04:25And there we see how he is about to leave a poor contestant without a leg.
04:29Stretch and stretch despite the plea.
04:32And he stretches and stretches until he almost leaves him naked and takes him with him into the mud.
04:36You're on the bachelor's team for life, and you're on the 50-year-old virgins team. Will there be a fling?
04:40Stranger things have been seen, you know.
04:43What are you looking for in a girl?
04:45I want a beautiful, intelligent, cultured woman, well-educated, rich, a millionaire, who will support me.
04:51Nothing else?
04:52Does that seem like a little to you?
04:54I want the same.
04:56And here I am with the eliminated contestants.
04:58You'll recognize the fast food guy by his blue tracksuit and his little belly.
05:02Well, since you're all useless, let's say, we're useless, come on.
05:06We are useless!
05:07Well, trocillas, as I am generally yours, I owe you an explanation of the test.
05:13And I'm going to pay you for that explanation I owe you.
05:16Not without reminding you that I have already explained it many times, but it doesn't matter.
05:20I owe you and I'm going to pay you.
05:22And I'll tell you that explanation of the test I owe you and will pay you for right now.
05:26The test starts without me giving it to you.
05:27Although I'm thinking.
05:28Who knows the rules anymore?
05:29Takeshi's henchmen, as your captain, I owe you a few words of encouragement.
05:36And those words that I owe you, I will give them to you.
05:39This is what awaits those who do not defend the fort.
05:42Hitting, dismissal, mockery, spitting, slapping, tickling, seeing pink sauce, harakiri, death and the worst.
05:53Go on the subway!
05:55What a joke, man, I was lying!
05:56Come on, form up!
06:00Irra!
06:02And with the classic launching of firecrackers begins a competition that has already won several very important awards.
06:08Yes, for example, it has won the award for the test preferred by detergent manufacturers.
06:14They say their sales have increased since this contest began.
06:17It also won the award for best test, given by onlookers and people who like to watch wet girls frolic.
06:24And finally, we won second prize in the competition with the geekiest contestants on television.
06:31But who came first?
06:32The contestants on that show and the guy who knows the most about television in the world, those are the real geeks.
06:37And with this girl from the Ninja Turtles team we reached the end of the test.
06:42She says she's Donatello.
06:43And you are the losers.
06:45You guys are such idiots.
06:47And now we're going to say, we're useless idiots.
06:49We are useless fools!
06:51And there are 80 contestants left wandering around the forest.
06:56Hello!
06:57Look at the photo that was sent to humoramarilloarroba4.com.
07:00They are Spaniards dressed up as contestants on Humor Amarillo.
07:04But they are not Chinese, so I don't understand why they dress up like us.
07:08They are from a town in Córdoba, Posadas.
07:10And if you also want to send us photos or drawings, humoramarilloarroba4.com.
07:15Oh my goodness!
07:16How geeky the Spanish are!
07:18Then they say about us.
07:19See you now!
07:21And Mario shows us all the prizes that today's winning team will take home.
07:44What a mess!
07:45They're all junk.
07:46But where did they buy this?
07:47In a Chinese!
07:47Well, there are things that aren't bad, like that funny poop.
07:50Or that thing Takeshi is holding, which is a radio-controlled car.
07:55It is an exact replica of Fernando Alonso's car.
07:58It seems to me that Takeshi liked the stroller and that he is going to keep it.
08:02Well, I really liked the funny poop.
08:04Can I keep it?
08:05Well, keep what you want.
08:07After all, the winners never get anything in this contest.
08:10And the poor things won't even notice.
08:11And now Mario explains the next test to us.
08:14That's what's going to happen to the losing contestants in...
08:17The Labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
08:20Today with Juanito Calvice, who hurt himself bending the iron bar.
08:23And with Paco Peluca, who, thanks to his ability to break chains, steals a lot of bikes.
08:28And this contestant is from the team I Can't Live With You or Without You.
08:37The uncle sees Juanito and runs away.
08:40But then he thinks about it and runs back to see him.
08:42And then he runs again.
08:44And so you could go on your whole life.
08:47Leaving him, returning to him, falling into the water.
08:51To see if your ideas clear up a bit.
08:54Takeshi laughs like many people are laughing at him and his fake measles.
08:58The next contestant comes from the cowardly team.
09:01They have no problem admitting that they are cowards.
09:05So when he finds himself being chased by Paco Peluca, what does he do?
09:09Well, like a coward, he tries to run out of the labyrinth he entered through.
09:13They give him an extra for being a coward.
09:15An extra for trying to escape.
09:17And another extra just because.
09:18And the guy leaves so happy.
09:20After all, he is a coward.
09:22And this one comes from the group of cool House-type doctors.
09:26He's a super cool guy, because he's quite House-style.
09:31So when he's being harassed by monsters, he decides, hey, so you can catch me, I'll jump into the water.
09:37I'm a cool guy, House style.
09:40This is from the team of those who have a flower up their ass.
09:43I don't quite understand the name of this team.
09:45Well, you observe and you will understand.
09:47My goodness, this guy has a flower in his ass.
09:52How lucky!
09:54No team here chooses its name at random.
09:57And Takeshi scratches his back, because it's already spring and the suit is getting too hot.
10:02The next contestant is from Paco Peluca's fan group.
10:05He has come to meet him and there he goes, determined.
10:08But why is he running away?
10:11I didn't want to meet him.
10:12What you don't know is that television changes a lot.
10:15And it's not the same to see it at home as to find it face to face in the labyrinth.
10:20This contestant, as you may have noticed, is from the male go-go dance team at the disco.
10:25They always have rhythm in their veins.
10:28What they don't have is many lights to get through the doors.
10:31But even though he's lost, the rhythm still runs through his veins.
10:34Our dear Takeshi would like to know more about this character.
10:38What happened?
10:39One that was passing doors, running, and suddenly there was one that led to the water.
10:44What a bad idea already.
10:45It's like on TV, you know?
10:46That you opened it with a cane, because it doesn't lead anywhere.
10:49Well, that's how it was, man.
10:51I don't understand anything.
10:52Who put that door there?
10:54You have to have a bad idea, right?
10:57I think you're not very bright, huh?
11:00Well no, but I move better than Chayanne.
11:03Do you want to see it?
11:04This is from the announced team of pathetic contestants.
11:08And if they have given themselves that name, it means they are very pathetic.
11:13Well there you have it, you didn't even have to go out and get it.
11:16Why would they chase him?
11:17There's no point in wasting your energy on such pathetic contestants.
11:21This is from the team of designers of their own clothes.
11:24Well, what a pair of pants, it's enough to give him double the scolding for that.
11:28And Paco Peluca goes so crazy when he sees the pants that he loses his bearings and falls into the water.
11:34Like many of those who come now, who are going to go into the water, but because they are stupid.
11:38Because the burgers are coming.
11:40A test that is like the zapataki, you never tire of looking at it.
11:44This girl comes from the team of models, who couldn't be models.
11:48Man, with that outfit she's wearing, it's no wonder she never became a model.
11:52And he couldn't be a model for hamburgers either.
11:54This is from the tap dancing team.
11:57Who has given us a beautiful dance.
11:59The next one is from the pathetic team.
12:03Guaranteed show.
12:05Any member of the pathetic team deserves an interview.
12:09I wanted to say that it has been a privilege for me to be part of the pathetic team.
12:13Greetings, colleagues.
12:14This is from the kamikaze team.
12:16He doesn't think twice.
12:18If he has to die, he will die.
12:20But he will pass the test, as he has done.
12:23And then comes Papa Cudeiro, whose abilities surpass those of his son.
12:27No! You've killed Papa Cudeiro!
12:35Takeshi doesn't care about Papá Cudeiro's death, because he knows there are still many cudeiros in the world.
12:40This guy doesn't know there are fake hamburgers.
12:43Of course, he's on the "I don't watch TV" team because it's all garbage, and that's how it's gone for him.
12:48And this is from the team of unemployed comedians.
12:51He puts all his effort into it, like when he tries to make people laugh, but he doesn't succeed.
12:57Let's talk to him, because he certainly doesn't make himself laugh.
13:01Well, maybe not.
13:04Look, you ask me, ask me why I like Telecinco so much.
13:06Come on, ask now, ask me, let's see how fun it is, ask me.
13:09Why do you like Telecinco?
13:10Well, bend over and I'll...
13:11Oh, mud! How silly you are!
13:14You're a rascal!
13:15You're good, huh?
13:16Well, duck down...
13:18Hey, that doesn't rhyme with anything.
13:19And pay attention to this girl, because she comes from the group of young sopranos.
13:23Listen to her and you will see her power.
13:29Well, well, well, it's the next Montserrat Caballé.
13:32Or the next Loreto Valverde, depending on how you look at it.
13:35Oh, you scared me so much!
13:36You've taken years off my life, you fool!
13:38Well if this is the lake monster, this is it...
13:41The ironing board.
13:42The test in which you have to stay on the green arrow to pass it.
13:47If you go too far, you'll go into the water.
13:49And if you fall short, the lake monster throws you into the water.
13:52And this lady from the Put a Smile in Your Life team has managed to get through.
13:57With a smile on your face everything is easier.
14:00That's the moral of the story today.
14:02This is from the team of girls with parking difficulties.
14:05Will you also have trouble putting the ironing board in the right place?
14:09And he's very far from the arrow, more or less like when you park your car several meters from the sidewalk.
14:14And the lake monster has no mercy on her, because he doesn't even have a car.
14:19But let's find out what problems this girl has.
14:21How do you park?
14:22Well, just like they taught me in driving school.
14:25I hit the front one, then I hit the back one, leaving it three meters from dinner.
14:30And you find that funny?
14:32I thought you were going to make the typical sexist joke, which I made easy for you.
14:37This contestant is from the team, let's make the mustache fashionable again.
14:43He and his gang think that the idea that mustaches are out of fashion is a fallacy.
14:50What's real is the huge splash he just took.
14:56And this leads to the band that credits him as Mr. Burguillo de Osma.
15:00And he's on the coaching team.
15:01They come to demonstrate that they are not just bodies, but that they also use their heads.
15:05And boy, has he used it. Just a little more and he'll break it.
15:12The next one is from the team, I want to be like Nuria Roca.
15:16Does that team really exist?
15:18Well yes, there are people for everything here.
15:21And despite her prayers, as she doesn't reach the green arrow, the monster will throw her into the water without mercy.
15:27And with that dream of being like Nuria Roca, she imitates her in one of her shampoo ads.
15:39This is from the team, yellow doesn't bring bad luck.
15:42Well, keep wearing the yellow one and you'll see what funny things happen to you.
15:49Like drowning alone in half a meter of water.
15:52And this girl, after some tough casting tests, managed to be admitted to the pathetic team.
15:58Well, the truth is that he deserves it, because look how far away the green arrow is.
16:02It's not even visible.
16:03Takeshi tells a colleague, the monster said "ah!" to her and she said "oh, into the water!"
16:13But let's talk to this girl.
16:15Was it hard for you to get into the pathetic team?
16:16Yes, a little, the tests were tough.
16:18Do you want to dedicate your defeat to someone?
16:21Yes, to the Spanish national football team, who are my inspiration.
16:25And between jumps and somersaults, the remaining 40 contestants head to the next test.
16:30We just received another photo. These are some Spaniards from Badalona, also dressed as contestants on Humor Amarillo.
16:36And then they say that we are the ones who are crazy.
16:39What nonsense, my goodness, what a geek.
16:43And there's Takeshi's uncle, who despite his age, is in great shape.
16:48Bowling isn't their thing, it's petanque, but it's just as good for us.
16:52First of all, there is the classic draw of positions.
16:55A bad card like that means you're going to get a giant ball.
16:58A 2 isn't a bad card, but you're handling it pretty badly.
17:04And judging by the look on my friend's face, you already know it's Ash.
17:08Takeshi's uncle is ready to make a strike, that is, a full house.
17:12Notice how Ash has turned his back, thinking that if he doesn't see the ball coming, it will hurt less.
17:18Well, the ball hurts the same, whether you see it coming or not, and it hurts even more on your back.
17:22No, don't film me, I look ugly here!
17:25What a pirate! You like it better from behind!
17:28And pay attention, because there we see another member of the yellow team who doesn't bring bad luck.
17:32Who will draw the Ash? Place your bets!
17:35The girl no, because it seems that only one remains, the one in yellow.
17:40It's clear it doesn't bring bad luck, right? What's up? Whatever you say.
17:44Man, he got the Ash, but maybe he'll get away with the giant ball.
17:51Well, the yellow team might have to get it checked out, right?
17:55And with this camera on our shoulder we recorded the desolation on the bowling green.
17:58This was the director's idea. He said it gives it a really nice touch of reality.
18:02Another Spielberg who has sneaked onto our team.
18:05And let's remember that the oriental jokes contest is underway.
18:08Send them to us at humoramarilloarroba4.com.
18:12For example, what do you call a dirty Japanese person?
18:15Ah, I know that one. Sinchan? Boom!
18:17Well, no matter how bad or worse they are, send whoever you want.
18:20The winner will take home a very, very interesting prize.
18:23Yes, it's a secret prize.
18:25We can only say that there is only one more in the world.
18:28But let's stop joking and talk to that girl they're kicking out of the gig.
18:34Come here, Zagala.
18:36Hello, how are you? Do you know any Asian jokes?
18:39Yeah.
18:40Yes, I know one.
18:41Can you tell me?
18:42Yeah.
18:43Well, come on.
18:44Yeah.
18:44Are you one of those who always say yes?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Yes, I almost always say yes, yes.
18:49Are you coming to a caravan I have back there?
18:52Yeah.
18:52Well, let's go, shall we?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Are you funny? Have you ever told yourself a joke?
18:56Yeah.
18:56How do you say it in Japanese?
18:58Mirror!
18:59As?
19:01There I am!
19:03But let's move on to the last draw of today's program.
19:06Yes, because we're soon going to abandon bowling and move on to football, which is a more mainstream sport.
19:13Takeshi's uncle only has one dream before he passes away.
19:17Make a strike in this test.
19:19What a bad shadow, man!
19:26Those two useless people didn't want to fall for it if they had taken away Takeshi's aunt's sleep.
19:30And we continue with the camera on our shoulder, seeing the desolation.
19:36What's up? Should I get you out of there now or what?
19:38No, leave it, I'm very warm here.
19:41This is much better than my apartment.
19:43Look, here I am, looking good.
19:46I'm attractive, aren't I, pirate?
19:48And we go to Takeshi's bar to see the karaoke test.
19:50Well, that's how this test is.
19:59If the contestants sing badly and the gangsters don't like it, they're fired.
20:04This one has been assigned to interpret the crazy life of Ricky Martin.
20:07But since that's not singing or anything, he's immediately kicked out of the bar.
20:27By the way, this test is more exciting for Takeshi than any other.
20:31The reason? My guess is that these Japanese people are very strange.
20:34The man was funny, but I don't think it was that bad.
20:38Like Takeshi, instead of water in the glass, he carries sake.
20:41And whether you like it or not, it has no influence.
20:43This girl from the popstar group has been given a classic.
20:48The theme song for the series Marco, in Japanese, of course.
20:52Come on, in an Italian village...
20:54Come on, it started like this, remember, girl.
20:59In an Italian village, at the foot of the mountains.
21:04Not there, yes. In an Italian town.
21:09The mobster hasn't given him the slightest chance and throws him out.
21:13Unraveling Marco is more than he can bear.
21:16And as they throw her out, the girl finally remembers the lyrics.
21:19Don't go, Mom. Don't go without me.
21:21And the next contestant has to sing a hit from the 80s in Japan called
21:27Milo, Milo, which was the name of a little dog that was lost.
21:30And the owner sang, Milo, Milo, come back to where you are.
21:34That was the song, listen to it.
21:35How beautiful.
21:46Then the owner found the dog. The story had a happy ending.
21:50And he did it. The mobsters congratulate him.
21:56And Milo, Milo was not an easy song.
22:00And the next contestant is going to face a very difficult challenge.
22:05You have to sing a country song in Japanese.
22:08That's nothing.
22:08I don't know if you know that country music in Spain is poison for the audience.
22:32Well, at least the guy doesn't sing badly.
22:35They sing much better than the singing contestants, or what?
22:42And he did it. Another one who moves on to the next test.
22:46Wow, lucky you. And he's also going with the bunnies.
22:50And now we arrive at the long-awaited pain ranking.
22:53We started in 10th place with a double corkscrew.
22:57And now we are going to see the sister of the Chinese Cudeiro.
23:00Come on, sister.
23:02No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro's sister!
23:05And in 9th place with a bang, loser!
23:10And why is he a loser?
23:11Well, look, this is why words are unnecessary.
23:20And in 8th place, hitting hard in Finland, lost childhood.
23:24And we're going to see a boy who hasn't spoken to his mother for three months because she won't let him watch South Park.
23:32Bounce!
23:33And his mother picks him up like he's a basketball.
23:37And in 7th place, he, the mini Chinese Cudeiro.
23:40Come on, Chinese mini! You can do it!
23:43Come on, you're almost there! There's only one more door left!
23:46Come on, with all your might!
23:53No! You've killed the little Chinese Cudeiro!
24:00And climbing, climbing, the woman with the pole.
24:04But watch out, here comes the girl we've been waiting for!
24:07It starts off a little badly, but it recovers very quickly.
24:10But for a short time, he was unable to understand the message that fate was sending him.
24:22That stumble was not gratuitous, it was a warning.
24:24Don't jump because it's going to be worse!
24:27And in 5th place, the German Cudeiro.
24:31He's the coolest German in the country. See why.
24:34Inciting someone to throw you down is almost like signing a death warrant.
24:41And apart from having his pants ripped, they're about to break other things, like his head.
24:45And tomorrow, the top four in the pain ranking.
24:49And today's new test is based on a famous soccer player.
24:53Who is that footballer?
24:54Maradona.
24:55Maradona, you have.
24:56Exactly, Maradona.
24:57That's why we have called this test the hand of God.
25:00And to introduce her, we've chosen a character who is as loved as she is hated.
25:05It's Pinky Winky.
25:07The Maradona doll kicks the ball so hard it bounces.
25:10And the contestant will have to catch it before it falls to the ground.
25:13They will have to have the hand of God to grab it.
25:16This one hasn't had a hand.
25:18This girl is so angry about how her outfit turned out that she doesn't care where the ball landed.
25:24Well, that outfit she was wearing wasn't that great, to be honest.
25:26And the next one is from the roof-breaker team.
25:31So, he doesn't see three on a donkey.
25:33And that's why he ran in the opposite direction to where the ball was falling.
25:37But let's interview this nice little character.
25:42You're so hot, aren't you?
25:43You're fat, girl!
25:45Let me go, I'm a miserable man!
25:48And this girl comes from the team of...
25:50The flower in the ass.
25:51He hardly had to move to catch the ball.
25:58And this girl is from the top models team.
26:01He has been taking care of his physique for years.
26:04Well, in a second all those years are ruined.
26:08Because they have left her without a face.
26:10And as it is said, they have left his face worse than mine.
26:13The poor girl knows that being a model is over for her.
26:17Because now he has a nose worse than Poli Díaz.
26:20But let's talk to her about her future.
26:23Uncertain.
26:24Have we ruined your career as the next Claudia Schiffer?
26:27Come on, it's okay, you weren't that pretty either.
26:29Come on, don't cry, girl.
26:31If the world of models was not for you.
26:34Yes, girl.
26:37Come on, see if you can find someone to comfort you.
26:39I'll pass, you're very annoying, you're a crybaby.
26:42Oh, what a shame, my great one!
26:47And his friends, who are heartbroken by his misfortune, try to give him affection and a towel.
26:52This is from the team of guys with very bad temper.
26:58Thank goodness he hit the mud and not Pinky Winky, because it leaves him without a face.
27:03And pay attention, because in this test we also have the contestant from the pathetic team.
27:08Well, it's been pretty pathetic.
27:10But let's see what this guy wanted to tell us.
27:12That was already a statement from today's pathetic contestants.
27:16We are sad, but we have feelings, we are human beings.
27:21And my son has learned a lot.
27:22So this is your son?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Here is the little girl's paw, she has made a drawing.
27:28A drawing?
27:29If they are four scribbles.
27:30He's pathetic, poor kid.
27:32What will you be when you grow up, boy?
27:34Pathetic like my father, what?
27:35And this one comes from the Galacticos team.
27:38But that, as Real Madrid demonstrates, doesn't guarantee anything.
27:42This time, yes, because he is a galactic who deserves his name, not like any other.
27:47And we come to the end of the test, but not before remembering the poor model who saw her career cut short on today's show.
27:53They're not seeing things the wrong way, the stew hasn't made them feel bad.
28:23But we've created this psychedelic effect to present today's four winners.
28:28They are the members of the flower-in-the-ass team.
28:31And since theirs is not merit, but pure luck, they are left without gifts.
28:35But we had already shared the gifts among ourselves.
28:39Well, it was to justify it a little.
28:41Hey, the program is coming to an end and we haven't left something out.
28:45Hey...
28:46Ah yes, the car test!
28:48But well, that will be in the next program.
28:49It's just that all good things take time to arrive, but this test is already ready, really, we swear.
28:54Yes, we're going to put it up to celebrate the arrival of the points-based license.
28:58This way you will learn how not to drive.
29:01And shooting ink while driving a car, even a fake one, is very bad, it's very ugly.
29:05But that will be in the next program.
29:08Mind you, we haven't said what the next show will be on, eh.
29:11There are many upcoming programs.
29:13So, let's see them all, because when you least expect it, they come out.
29:16And now the names of the contestants are coming out, and the number next to them indicates how many years they have left to pay off their mortgage.
29:23Well, if you thought you were going to earn some money to pay for it with this program, you were very wrong.
29:29And at the bottom of the screen you can see the names of those of us who do yellow humor.
29:33Today we wanted to say hello to our producer Susana, who hasn't paid us in three months.
29:38Come on! See you later!
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